Costco Hotdogs, PEDs in Sports, and the Bender Chronicles – Episode 47

In Episode 47 of The Heavy Riffs Podcast, we tackle the controversial debate on Costco hotdogs and explore the intriguing question: Are they somehow linked to fascism? Tuck and Ty spill the beans on their recent bender, sharing both the highs and the lows. Get ready for a bold stance as the crew argues why all sports should legalize PEDs. Plus, we dive into the membership conundrum of Costco versus Sam's Club hotdogs. Shout out to dentists, and brace yourself for a wild, noisy BISCH jam at the episode's end.

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Episode Transcript

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Talking I don't know f***ing bender dude

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Yeah, oh dude. I see it. Dude's every time
It was geeking out when you guys posted that thing where you're like we're celebrating
Justin's birthday without him
Do you think I've murdered? So I was like how he had to you know, it's like fucking dude
It's just a location issue
But we thought we were out there and I'm like the dude cards us and I start

(00:29):
Handing in my debit card
And I was like we were out like the last three nights prior to that we're getting these cheese burgers and shit
And like I was to say how tight would be if it's just send Justin a picture just out celebrating your birthday
Yeah, it was geeking me out that was tight man
Yeah, it's all like that was crazy man. That was a it feels like so long ago like we we really haven't done this since like

(00:54):
January and boys yeah, that's how good hi to stress baby
So we have the road no one almost died this time except for like the insides of our bodies
Like livers definitely
Take it a baby sense this geeking me out. Does it suck?
No, it's just like yeah, it's just like it smells like a record of tape traders in here

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It's kind of taking me back to actually kind of tight. Do you guys remember record and tape traders?
Yeah, like it's a run a park they had that one. I don't know they had one in an apple. It's but we had a tower records
Oh, I remember that in the parole plaza or whatever it is
Harbour center with the what the move of theater my uncle
Mitch Uncle Mitch fucking crazy Uncle Mitch Tony else I brows

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He took all of my little baby cousins and me and my sister when we were all like I think my oldest cousin was probably
12 at the time so we're all like between nine and 11. Yeah, and he took us to tower records
And it's just like and at the time he had just shaved his head completely and he's got these big crazy
Buggie eyebrows fucking play a picture and it's him and

(02:06):
1 2 3 4 5 6 children and he goes
B lines it's straight to the pornoeile
Yeah, because they said they had like yeah, but this was what the 90s sir
Early 2000s late 90s early. You can still get away with that kind of stuff
2000s it was pre now live

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All right, yeah, pre not so that's definitely the early 2000s. Yeah, it's the very early 2000s
Like the first 2000s. I remember dude someone I'm pretty sure cold tells a better cuz it happened
I was just like walking around. I was like don't think we're supposed to be
Company with our fault right now, but I think someone pulled like an employee pulled cold aside

(02:47):
It was like everything okay
Because they really look at him. They're looking at him. They look at his eyes. Yeah, it's just like uncle-maj-man
It's all good. That's awesome. Like can you like
That's what I'm saying like it's is it is it his fault?
Or is it your parents fault because they're like you know what? Let's let him go. Let's let it let's let him let's let him take you guys

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Honored to touch kindness aside. I mean, what is tower records have a porn out section anyway
Well, they all live like FY I worked it. I so when I was in high school
Just want to make some audio porn
When I was in high school we had we had I worked at FY I don't know if you guys remember that
For your 10th or your 10th or your 10th or your 10th and yeah, so I worked there
I was running you know, I was like a little like a keyholder there and

(03:31):
We had a porn section as well like it was like the playboy area
And then also there was just like a butt ton of 10 tie porn forget it
It was like wide open too, but like they had like on the in front of the covers was like these little black screens
So you can see the thing, but if you just if you just flick and
You know you're looking through and you're seeing tentacles and I softly triangles where they're not supposed to be and John

(03:56):
It's all kind of tips and like that's where I was like I didn't even know
Because I was like what I was like people watched this shit. I was like I didn't know anything better about it
And then I was like you know what it's pretty tight
We would always like the kids would come stories about you kids would come in and you would have to be like come on guys
Like you're not supposed to be here on yeah, and they were like scattered like

(04:19):
T-he-he and like run around in the healies and shit and I was like all right boys like
It was a weird time, man, but I I got so many CDs like free CDs
Born CDs now just like like a demo. Yeah, like no like yeah any time like it was there
All demos and you had like you had the listening station
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be like 12 minutes

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So we would get those records in it was all CDs
There was no records then but all these CDs would come in for like to new releases and we would get promos of it
And it was the same like case is anything but the barcode was just punched out. I remember this
So I used to get all kinds I had so many albums victory record to do that shit all the time

(05:00):
And I would get it in the mail like all the nice and all those cats. Yeah, dude. That's it was tight
I just actually uncovered a bunch of old Xbox magazine
Video game the demo this yeah, dude. Oh fuck it. I like the OG. I swear those fuckers out
I the play I had the PlayStation ones, though, man because those the gamers playing the first level of any game over and over

(05:22):
Well the first levels of the best they would end they want on the demo desk they would include in rated video games
Yeah, I was in a lot of play in rated video games
Yes, you're a beach volleyball your lamb
I was like I love it
This is a scene
joystick has entered

(05:45):
Dude, yeah, that's the evolution of the Nintendo 64
I had an idea today. I don't know how I'm gonna pitch it to y'all right now
All right, well, we take the podcast off the internet. We take it off streaming
We take it off YouTube and we only offer CDs baby CDs every race. I don't see I don't see the problem
I this is gold. I know we that's a that's we're corner in the market

(06:07):
We make 25 copies of each cast and we're like 30 bucks pop the idea if you want to listen to it and like we just do it
Fucking couple times a month. Well, you know those. That's gonna do it. Remember this time if you want video
DVDs no dude, so they have super audio discs
So when you would laser disk so like laser
I remember I think it was like blink minute two like and I'm in the state or some one of their albums had like

(06:29):
It was just their regular CD and then if you put it in your own way
You want to have they had they had
Like video or no filler it was all yeah all color no filler it had
Fat lip the music on there and they had a music video for the hidden track on it as well right paying for pleasure
Yeah, which I like I watch out a million times
And of course it's like old like flash animation. It's pixelated to all fucking hell

(06:51):
That's run it back. Let's do it, but like you would have to be like it would have to be like a double album because our
Bancers like an hour long you have a CDs could hold like a lot of memories
Yeah, so that was the whole idea
80 or 90 minutes it can hold do these new CDs
Yeah, that's what it is
1.1 20
Yeah, no one 20 depends on how you're bit rate. So I don't want to say it's 90 minutes like

(07:13):
I mean, that's that's perfect and then it's just a double CD in and then the head has the jam
Do this too we could then we got the CD burner right behind you do we could just
Or myself
One's car has it's like
My car is it
No, not that it's my thing. Oh, mind us
Everyone in the similar

(07:33):
Or like we're just like fucking live in life through that. It's like we're still kind of in the 90s
You're like well, you're like we we tried to enter that and it just didn't quite work out so we're just going to what works for us
Yeah, we're going back to physical media only
You think after that we're just gonna be like what if we did cassette tapes and then fucking distrust
If you just put whatever they are

(07:53):
Laser disc, he lays it down
Beta max
Eight tracks my fucking young ass dude. Let's make some real reveals
You can buy them on reverb for fucking dirt cheap man. I think the tape itself is what's expensive
Well, yeah, yeah, there's not one makes it
Who knows man we haven't really explored that market well, then all right fuck it making like vitro like those

(08:18):
Black cylinders or if anything hear me out
We get to 250 subscribers on YouTube
But my whole on here me out we get to 250 thousand YouTube by like next month and we'll put the last jam on a CD for like
Between 25 and 30 copies
Only five one pressing yeah one pressing this and one burning we can do it

(08:42):
We talked about something similar though. I remember it was that when we
Sorry to spell the beans here, but when we get to 50 it's the only just like we were gonna have like a consolidation of all the jams
The greatest hits
The greatest riffs
Right there the whole time that's perfect
Yeah, that would be tight

(09:03):
What are we on now is this 47 by Chris cool
47 or what's it now that's 42 isn't that like Jaguar Robinson's phone baseball number?
Did need play for the Baltimore Negro League
What was they called
Not a huge baseball guy did just a you know you're geeking because I've said Negroly

(09:28):
I know literally what it was going to be it is funny
You were an expected
No, I don't know I don't know I don't know shit about him a new is number
I don't know that he was like the greatest and was the first to kick it at and well because I was just I was looking at old jerseys

(09:49):
Also, I know not a huge baseball guy, but I'm on the team of the best baseball ever played was a steroid era
I'm free it was the worst basketball player the home run Derby's and like just they were just like just
I feel like oh there should be okay in baseball
There's you should pick one good one good like just in hockey like you know the guy that's always fucking with people

(10:13):
Yeah, but you pick one guy the slugger and you're just like you are gonna get juiced the fuck out
Oh my god, you're gonna have the smallest test the coolest on the team
But you're crushing balls you're hitting the biggest hits
You're fucking yeah dude that would be great you have like one like guy
Dude, but imagine it like imagine if you did that but in hockey you've won

(10:34):
That's just jacked out of his mind on so that's when people start getting hurt
That's when the glass around he was just not there
They got to get shattered. They got to upgrade that fucking plastic glass
But I should do but that will be tight have one guy that can just do all the steroids and just get
Ridiculous really ripped and just
Make baseball fun
Like you want to see him like I mean he's probably gonna strike out. I'm sure actually yeah

(10:58):
Oh, I mean we kind of already saw like a little bit that cuz not not everyone was doing them right
You know it was probably sluggers. It was the sluggers and that was really about it
There the only ones that could use it, but but I think we'd probably have already seen a little bit of this in hockey
Like I would imagine that the
That like back in the 80s like the Russians were probably doing that they were slamming people was fun

(11:18):
I mean that's why they're still banned from the Olympics, you know, it's it's very true
It's very true, but I think that's a good thing. Let's talk to him
Who's the mayor of baseball? Well back to the mayor of baseball. Yeah, it was the the the Baltimore black socks
Well that makes sense
The the Negro League baseball team and Baltimore. I don't think Jackie Robinson played for him

(11:39):
I'm getting fucking babe Ruth mixed up
Yeah, yeah, babe
He played for us actually so the Yankees as they exist today actually originated in Baltimore first if I'm correct
That is right nice. Yeah, and then take that there's a team called the black Yankees though
That's kind of fucking psychedelic black Yankees. It's not that big a band name
What was the fucking Sammy so sad Sammy so so so Mark McWire fucking

(12:06):
I don't know the rest of those guys very bonds very bonds
Very bomb stood you I think that I've always been a proponent of
Professional athletes being able to use as much
Performance and hand-to-drother pros positive their pros like let's have an info

(12:26):
They're already sacrificing their bot their brains or Swiss cheese
Let them get as jacked as they were they're basically our good. Let them do whatever they want
We get them you're giving them tens of millions of dollars
And they just have to sit on let them use that money to like
I want to see go I want to see the Ferrari of humans versus the Mac Diesel Trump

(12:49):
I want to see you now
I'm not gonna keep going it's like that we saw what happened with someone was died
I didn't feel the more him that was fucking pretty traumatic shout out to him like come back
But when
Yeah, they're some tigers in the mix. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you's knives
In the show and all right all right

(13:11):
No foreign objects. Yeah, it's like an XFL's one rule no foreign objects. Yeah, but I think you're right long story long
Let the fucking players use fucking pets dude. Dude. I just want to see that I want them on steroids
I want the coaches racked out of their mind on cocaine
Yes, you know there I want coaches fighting like the coaches are like fucking bantering like and it's just like they're like

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We got to slow this down the umps are freaking out
Coinator with an atterall addiction
I want the umps on fucking ecstasy
Just like everything's cool man. It's liquid
It's cool
Don't worry about that the ref just got the ball. He just like feeling the ball
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just laying down. He's like yeah, hit me in the balls

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Hard
I mean that's basically what the great iron is all right, so what we're saying is we're gonna start to say my pro
League and it's just no there's no regulation drug leaks do yeah, let's do it
You might have to go to a different country or
International watch, but you probably don't see I'm talking away with this in Florida like we just that is actually

(14:20):
Yeah, that's good. You can go to like central Florida
Well, you can spill you want to get fucking go for this wide-art existing Florida for all we know what?
Let's figure it out you want to get in a Florida real quick with this round to Santa shoot or no
No, I don't know so can I be honest with you in like I
I
What's going on in the world right now, which is I
It's the moon and I love real quick

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Round to Santa's is running on the platform of turning the entire United States basically in a Florida and it's like
You don't need more than one did I lived in Florida. I know it's like I fucking with the college in Florida
Yeah, I have I've learned all of my limits in Florida. Yeah, I've been guns pulled on me in Florida

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Just
Gators are everywhere just like homeless people stab each other over the cans like it's a real thing
There's a line that you cross going going south for eventually you're just
Eventually you're gonna end up in a traffic jam caused by an alligator just like it's
Sun 10 the they brought us the way dude. It's kind of bonkers how Florida works like like northern Florida is like south and as soon as you get like

(15:29):
Like the regular and it's just like regular Florida like it's just like regular
Transplant people but like anywhere
It's like weird. Yeah, it's all these people that are all from all over the place, but then like you get down to Miami and literally
It's like it's like another world because everyone's speaking Spanish. It's awesome, but like central Florida is just so weird
Dude, the people there like I was there when that whole Kaylee ant anything

(15:52):
No, they were like your name my neighbors like I went to her boyfriend
I was in he was in my class and dude. They were like they were like knocking on our doors looking for that little girl and
I was like we were parting you're like I don't like I constantly don't have any little girls in it's like dude
We don't know any best way to get them to thank you have a little girl right it was bonkers dude

(16:14):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying dude like Florida is bonkers like I don't need like I don't even like the vacation there
It's hot as fuck all the time. That's what the problem is it's humid and hot all the time
Like bugs are huge. It's January. It's pretty sweet dude. Yeah, but like at the same time
I've just got to punch your rangatangs down there just fucking don't
Just like these guys don't even a lot Lizard like what's it for for is the one that runs into like Orlando?

(16:37):
Yeah, 404 or something like that
I know you're talking about that like anything on that corridor is like you're good good luck
You're on your own man. Yeah, I'm not coming to help. I'm not we're not doing too flores. We're not doing Florida
United States of Florida
I'm not doing I'm just saying yeah
Fuck it's a sand get out there

(16:57):
Both don't vote for me ball wrong
What is what Trump's calling them?
Which is fucking hilarious because it's like just like a slurred to be like toys out. Yeah, but like then he he's like
Hold on I've been working on Trump impression I got I got good. Yeah, I got good
It's all in the arms
Ronda Santas meatball run bad guy bad guy

(17:24):
Is that good? It's a little little high yeah, and
You're not
He's got tiny balls. He's tall hard and I think you're a little too like loose with emotions. Yeah, he's not he's very stiff
He's like weird he's like moving a lot, but he is like weirdly stiff
Ronda Santas
More finger action

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Meatball run a lot of these like you got a grab-in by the poondang
You know what I mean, that's what he says. I tried it, but you tried it
I thought I got that cut that cut that cut that
Tyler behind effort
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was minimal. Yeah
I was like I've been practicing this. I did it like before before

(18:06):
I come up here and I'm practiced for like half a second. I'm going back home
This is a bad thing. I try to run a cast by myself and I didn't even set anything up. I sat here and I was like
So we're back just made this one because I used to do them by myself
I know that's and I was like one time
I did three times it was me hard. I did it three times really very difficult
Unless you have a very specific topic that you're going in on I erased them all from me

(18:29):
Good
Do you still have hard copies? Yeah, yeah, I want to see it if you want to see it you got to buy the CD
Do you think it's okay
That's what it is we keep these up, but like the heinous
Double patreon like fuck the page on
Uncensored you have to see this you gotta get it like getting what's it you gotta get tore you gotta get it

(18:54):
I'm the unenbrowzer. What it is you gotta go dark one for this shit, but
Two-point-o there you go, we're accepting the theory
Legally, yeah, I don't know who I like that. Let's promise you is what does that mean? Oh real quick man. Yeah talk about it
Talking I just went to a Tommy music. Oh my god broken dreams. Yeah, very

(19:21):
I don't want to talk shit about a fucking look. Yeah, it's very depressing. No, I was just talking about your dreams
Oh, yeah, my dreams
This guitar I've been looking at for a minute and I was talking to them about it
I was like well you guys take this as a trade and they were like yeah, bring it in like we'll take a look at it
Like yeah, so I get there. I had the kid go look I was like I'm looking for the ampeg stud and he was like I got I know what it looks like

(19:43):
It looks like an SG kid runs around the store for 25 minutes finally comes back to me
He was like did it sold man, and we just didn't we didn't take it off re-verb
And I was like that's fine man, so then we go we've found a fucking firebird
And I started playing it the nut
Plains off of the fucking neck and I was like she it was listen for like 500 bucks. Yeah, that was like cool off from two

(20:08):
Like all the strings stayed on it just kind of like it was sitting like a half inch off
Yeah, you got a yeah, TV's certain I mean he's like is this is it fixable?
Can you fix this?
I'm like
Yeah, it's all the time like time never place that standard you talk so I don't know and he was like use that when in your negotiations
And then the guitar's listen 500 times like go fucking off of two and I was like, you know what

(20:30):
I'm just let's leave because the guitar I once not here
I'll put that because I'll find it again. You admitted a little bit where are you like look at it and you're like it's made in China
Yeah, oh, it's a Chinese as a Chinese firebird. I was like broken nut. I was like dude just welcome him be like a give you $80
He price yeah, but like that's such a slap in their faith
But they had really cuz they had lilies in there

(20:51):
Let me tell you they had some they had a jack or no jack nut jack and Jim beam devil's
promotional guitar
Jeff Gordon mask
Jimmy Johnson
I would have just bought it just before a wall they're like 150 bucks each I'm about I'm thinking about it
I'm right now
Like right in the first like ten minutes of the cash war wasn't talking. I was just thinking

(21:17):
I'm running it back mad at this. They are wall decorations. Those are what I'm playing that shit live out
But my whole point about this is leading up into what we did immediately afterwards
Talks to me right next to a timing. It's a Costco
You know Costco's got that tremendous $1.50

(21:38):
Hot dog combo absolutely fucking fascists so we've been thinking
That you need a membership to get the to go to the deli negative
Oh, that's where you're wrong. Yeah, no, whoa we just kept hearing this and we were like has anyone ever tested it and talk was like
What you and I haven't and I was like okay, let's run this experiment because at Sam's club

(22:03):
You can you don't need to be a fucking member you only need to be a member if you're checking out
You don't need to be a member to walk in okay Costco can need to be a fucking member to walk in you can't even prove
They have a separate door for it says like membership returns and memberships do we get there and like we're standing in line first
Void, okay, there's always a lot. Well, we boxed it what we should have done we should have just like blended in with someone pushing a card and be like

(22:31):
That's our mom. Yeah, it's like mom. It's not like
No, no, no, no, no, no, come on
So
Like it's like this lady and whatever and I'm like hey, we're just here for the hot dogs

(22:57):
No, yeah, and I was like I was like we need to be members to go to the Delhi and she's like
And I was like
And if this was me
A week ago at like same past
I would just I would just walk through and then I stopped me and then as soon as well
We just laughed obviously we're like fuck and then we bet you better the whole way to the car

(23:19):
We get in the car and I was like that could have been like a good viral moment where I'm freaking out about yeah
I'm getting this fucking hot dog
Fascist
Come on, what a drag man. What a what a
Larius is if you guys were like fucking let's just go get fucking memberships and truff like
It's like $40 a year

(23:39):
It's 50 bucks a year so it's probably it's around 50. Yeah, it's not it's not terrible
But like you're just if you're just there for the dogs
You got to go like
60 times for the pay for itself
Or here's the other move that we did should have thought of
One of those people going in were like hey
How long you think you'd be guys could have did the whole bit you could have said hey did the whole hey mister thing we

(24:05):
Hey, Mr some fucking
You
One
Incredible I was checked out if you guys
Sam out front and was like, yeah, I'll just maddie Matt
If you guys were just out front and we're like we'll pay child to that guy
I just want to comment this comment we love it here's 10 bucks like keep the change

(24:28):
You know what I mean and then you're you're just there's need to hot dog
And he comes out with all of it's all the whole nine's on it in like two coaks. I feel like dude and you're just looking at each other in the face
And then you're watching each other just gargle down a quarter barrel at the lady that do not you and you're like
The trash I would have been like for your dog if you get us some you should have been like, I guess we're not members

(24:52):
We can't use a trash can and just throw it on the floor. Yeah, and just be
One time at Sam's
I'm telling you that's the move that was the move. This is where we all went wrong. Yeah, we might imagine if we were out there
Just be hey, Mr. Can you get us a hot dog?
Tending like grown as man
Sir, please I'm not doing it. I just want to live near here's money for the hot dog

(25:20):
You know what I think we should just yeah, that's the move. I think we should do that next bit
That's what we do heavy
We're just taking how long to take to get some due to bias fucking hot dog
I think somebody's gonna be red someone's just and they're like I'm just here to buy you know
I've got to get a beer supply of other damn
Like exclusive stores are there
BJ

(25:40):
That's a shift. Yeah, but I mean love red
But you don't even need to be a member there because you can use their optical services because I did it for years and we were never
Memories we go to like we go to like a yacht club our country club
Because I know a lot of those places in the bathrooms and have like free combs and shit. We just be like a man
I need to come
Can you bring me a comb?
Just all sorts of jazz random shit

(26:01):
It's a real money though like that you're like dude. That's like couple of things
You get one of their little shit head kids. You'll think it's funny just get one of their like dock workers that like make
We minimum wage and they're pumping shit all day and be like go get me some fucking kids go get me some fucking peanuts job a kid
I'm a nature to go inside
I

(26:21):
Give me the mitts for the bathroom just get me a comb
You really need to come up got a job interview coming and I don't have it. Okay. I need the tools picks from them
The finance this fucking devil shit all right
And they come out with the minted fucking toothpicks. You know I'm talking about. Oh, dude. That you're in our tea tree the tea tree oil
toothpicks
Those are suspect me those that's fucking granola fucking shit. Oh, no dude. It's like mint on stare

(26:47):
Oh, really it's like it's tea tree like no. It's like good for your like
Into a little being something. I don't know like just like tea tree like all right
Let me see let me put it in terms of manned
So you remember like salvia buying it at like yeah
They had like the 80x the 120x like like this is like mint two picks. That's like the 80x the T-trees

(27:08):
Those are like 400
Oh, so they got a little bit of lips go numb and shit. Oh, I
The nicknico picks the nickneteen what toothpicks. Yeah, they're tremendous. Oh, oh
Nica picks
Damn dude make those yeah, nicknico picks. That's actually actually brilliant because they're fucking okay

(27:34):
Because that's all this in so like that's that's the whole thing for me dude like his um like I'm a smoke cigarettes, but like it's got the act of
The oral sensation, so I need that
I
Don't want this in bit do it so funny like because you you hopped on this in bit like before it was like a thing like when it was hard to find in stores
Remember it was like they don't have Zinn in here. There's by three for like four dollars right now

(27:59):
Now everybody's on it like I know
It's anybody does Zinn it's like like professional athletes signing Zinn containers
Zinn is in like there's no tobacco. It's just nicotine spirit nicotine. I don't use the actual Zinn
I use the off-brand on shit
You have to find in regular Zinn right? Yeah, it's too expensive

(28:21):
On a two-tenth or seven
That's not bad two for seven and then Zinn's I have 12 14 or 16
All ends have 20 pretend so you know, oh, yeah, well, then you're vote with your dollars boys you could save even more money
You know there's like
You know a lot of these bars have like outdoor ash trays and stuff a lot of people won't finish their whole cigarette

(28:43):
Oh absolutely
I'm gonna
There's a lot of wuss-in packs on
Let's do that would be so disgusting
Oh, actually how different is that than smoke and a fucking butt a little different that things been so good in your
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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cigarettes unless someone's like just like I'm wet now with it like maybe hopefully they have dry lips
Yeah long switch short you shouldn't eat other people's in dude
You know like it's just not a good look like you're looking suspect like that would be the all-time low
Like yourself have you like you look at what you used in?
It's just a water's gobler. Yeah, it's a white like chewing other people's gum like you see

(29:26):
Come it's good ABC gum that used to be a bit better
I know I know I know, but you can imagine are you looking at like how'd let me get that?
They look at the gum's actually worth how desperate you have to be for you to chew
I get bust-downs on that Zinn dog
You imagine like that would be short
To try to split his in just
Oh

(29:47):
Dude no cuz it's powder the power is good
Don't everywhere
Thanks explain you be like snorning thanks, but now we're all on the same bed
That was me at the fucking same patty's day parade last week and men's like eight boys were like yo
I'm gonna need a zinn for us today
So I'm just sitting there with a palm out there just grabbing the boys out there like altoids it was kind of that remember altoids

(30:07):
Do you remember the sour out?
They still make altoids, but the output sour it's the only thing I like cuz those little punk ass little fucking mince
Great, that's great. No sour the sours changed the game. I don't know why they gave a
I don't know either what they were absolutely it's they were making money on collusion. That's bullshit
Do you back look at what corporations too?

(30:29):
They only do things that line off the shelves. Yeah, you couldn't find them
True, they made me we're getting people cancer. I mean there's two options to might be a trade
I'm willing to make two options to why corporations take things away either it wasn't making money or it gave people cancer
But even then the second one they still do a lot. I'm gonna keep calling bogus on this because icebreakers still has their

(30:53):
Sours same company
But they're different. They're it's like the same basic concept
But the icebreaker's hours are like those chalky boys that it goes kids
I want the hard candy out-oids sour. That's like it was so good man
The flavors were kind of weird. Yeah, it was like kind of weird
But they worked cuz it was so sour. It would just like you wouldn't taste it until you got passes

(31:16):
What that's what I'm but it's like when I say weird it was like it was nice
It was different. Oh
Well, we're actually we showed up for work today. Yeah
What did I do you're saying all the parts of like cost of commercial shit about like fucking I don't know
Jellore bigotry

(31:36):
But seriously we should go get stock we should run that bit where we do a heymaster or the hotdog special
And they're like to just go get the fucking membership. I'm like
All right, I wish they gave you know what they need to do is give you they need to run a bit where you can get like a
One week free membership to see if you like it and

(31:56):
If we drop in try it and then we eat all the hotdogs we can in that week free trial and then we get sick of it
We're like you know what I'm done with this same goes better
I don't need to membership for now. Yeah, it's a good same club to
Oscar really is like just kicking people out to do a turning you people away at the door. It's very exclusive
It was pretty good stop. Oh, he did

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Yeah, I felt like discriminated. We know we could have taken that lady. Oh, we could have walked in
But dude, you know security can you imagine the security
The security at the belt'sville, Costco yeah, I imagine they're probably pretty checked out
Yeah, but here's what we've here's another thing and

(32:38):
My original idea was like Tyler you go in you put the hive is best on
Yeah walk in but then I was like
I was like do you have a land your he's like now
Land your clipboard hard hat hive is best drinking and you're getting in anywhere
Or I'm not I'm out there as well a stab or you just need a ladder too
Like a little ladder and just be like I'm here to fix the fucking yeah

(33:01):
I'm talking with a ladder without hive is best
But you need the best. Well, so you only need the best we spend
Here's the ultimate the ultimate thing
Is the hive is best with the clip on walkie talking that and you're landing in a land
You're a land you never walkie talking

(33:22):
No, which just I mean only thing on your land here is like a Sharpie like just clip on and you're just like oh
That guy is fucking pissed off this fucking ocean in here and like everyone's acting cool
Crime to impersonate Oshia. I don't not yet. I think it's a crime to impersonate
Is anybody they have federal. Yeah, they're federal organization. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's all
We're both a new we're both a new

(33:44):
The Baltimore Rose
I got a buddy whose last name is Mosha. He can just walk and be like I'm Mosha
Monopolis are supposed to be illegal so we can form both stop it
How much boesha? Do you got to see
Break on the hard hats because that's till under construction

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Yeah, dude, you're just your like
I'm here for the dogs
I don't need a membership
Yeah, I'm here for the hot dog
I think we should write a letter dude. That's the only way you get shit accomplished. She's like I'm right in a letter to your guy

(34:28):
Like I'm just here like right on fucking long when do you mister Costco I need the dogs
To whom it made I feel discriminated against I am not a member of your establishment and yet
Sam's club allows me in as a non-member for their tremendous

(34:49):
$1.50 hot dog combo are we confirmed that the same dog is $1.50
100% confirmed. Oh really so yes, well then what are we talking about Costco for fuck them do? Let's get there
I'm gonna also Sam's yeah, I'm like I feel like I feel like the same dog is like 399 and it might not be a quarter pound hot dog
They're full locks. They're full locks. Oh

(35:10):
Where imagine that's Sam's there. They're like they're not your standard hot dog
They're quarter-pain. It's not just like a Hebrew national or like a ballpark. No, it's like it's got some girth
It's cool guys. Okay
So you're treating recording like these are all gonna be you're talking
$50
It's a lot like I can kind of understand why you're gatekeeping the dogs

(35:33):
But also
That's the same time you're right
Breaking news. Okay. Talk some of the same stuff lowered their hot dog combo from a dollar fifty to a dollar thirty eight
Oh fuck you Costco
Do you miss for Costco or Brit dot say
Dot com well, this is good news for all of us dude. Well, we really got to the bottom of this cast over

(35:59):
Let's go. Yep. We're gonna say I'm supposed we try to find a same stuff on the way here from the Costco and Beltsville
Just to get the fuck that fuck God
You want to look I'm coming today. Yeah, oh that's all we can
What a bargain
We also went to a Walmart and well our beautis down the street. Oh, yeah the super Walmart
That was a fucking event

(36:21):
We wore them all
When the Walmart doesn't have self check out
I have five is best in the car actually we went in to get see minds at home. I always have it my way
We went in to get cleaning that's a good call. I should do the same thing we went in to get cleaning supplies for the new mini first
Everybody having the space out toughers
Providing the mini for which included go into his foot storage unit and like verse on through fucking 20 years of shit to get to

(36:43):
It was worth a clearly worth it. We can hold 50 beers
But so we get that and it's covered in fucking mold so I was like did there's a Walmart on the way up
So we go we put the hive this fest on because we were gonna steal the fucking cleaning equipment
But we walk in there's like five cops full of
So that Walmart over there in our beautis. Yeah, you go to Baltimore

(37:08):
Like you'll see a cop every once in a while in the Walmart a cop on every cornstress every aisle
There is a cop yeah, because we were stealing laundry detergent how much are they paying these dudes and is that moonlighting?
Are they on duty like they're all the more sitting cop?
Well, the boys just tell me about like these these PG cops that got busted for like

(37:31):
Petrolling near businesses were paying them to patrol more often near them because they were getting like blown up
And apparently their supervisor told them that it was fine so they were like all right
We'll do it and then
Turns out you can't do that. It's illegal and they try to like hit them with upwards like the max penalty was like five years in prison
Wow, I'm like so think about it like how dare the cops show a little extra concern and maybe make a couple of bucks

(37:55):
So you were in PG County today right and there's cops
Oh, the PG County
The cops are shutting down the cops for the storage is county. Yeah, just for everyone
That's not for everyone in the right so first-stroaches county
Right, yeah, it must come to me old boys
Let's go so you think the cops are just putting the lock down on fucking all that is like clubs like Sam's club

(38:16):
Costco Walmart club though club Walmart there's one up in
Like Sam's club the long call saying
The nicest like for some reason people dress up for that Walmart actually it's I'm not lying like it is like club Walmart up there
Like I want to look dogs. Well, I don't know Walmart has well they have a subway and Walmart
Dude, here's it and then we're gonna talk about the names on

(38:38):
I've been having my own
I know that Nail Slones you can get you fucking asshole eating out
Any Walmart I'm pretty sure
Dude have you both on that website
Walmart once I website you were talking about people Walmart
No, no the
Happy ending website
Oh, Robin Taro
I'll tell you what's it called dog maps
Subtugs allegedly

(38:59):
Yeah, yeah, we're using allegedly talking about allegedly
It's a website called dog maps which you could search by state where
Put your home address in and then the cops like well you're on the list
We need to do all that thing is under space

(39:19):
Seems like the fans are just preoccupied with the most bogus shit sometimes
You know, you're like oh, we're gonna bust this guy forget like getting a hand job
Me and all that guy's I don't think mentally unstable and buying 30,000 guns
I don't think the feds care about hands just to be hand jobs
That's that's child's play, man. That's why I think they do it cuz they're children. I think that's shit

(39:43):
What the feds their kids
They're after the boys the pedos dude these pedos are going into these fucking
Cosco's looking for fucking pet their pet her asses
That's all because the
Cosco's
Either
Cosco members

(40:05):
That's why Sam's hot dog is a dollar what 38 yeah
12 cents cheaper than the
I'm on to him dude. I'm not going there anymore. I'm not supporting do you have a membership?
Never gonna have one. I don't know. I'm a Sam's club guy
They know me once I'm I got sent on a Sam's club run by my roommate

(40:26):
I've never been inside a Sam's club
Did you have to sign up for the mission?
He gave me his car. He gave me his car. I'll go in
It was like I had a whole list of stuff for the house. I get to the checkout
They're like oh and by the way Mr. Hood your your cards expired
Would you like to renew?
I was like he motherfucker
It's only 50 pounds. Yeah, but I got back I was like guess what bud

(40:46):
I don't think I'm gonna get on it. Well, it's just like two people in my house like what am I gonna do with
Six jars of Jiffy peanut butter?
Well, you know, I got to be in like a Bible. We had a house of four. Okay, that makes absolutely sense
Hey, yeah, but for me. I'm not spending the 50 bucks 50 bucks a year for a dollar 50 out those like three times

(41:07):
cheap lunch
That's cheap lunch or alternatively and hear me out
Where you work there's a Sam's club. Oh, I have a smile. I go to at least once a week
Oh, that's bargain chocolate 38. How do you not know the hotdog prices already then? I do you
You mother fuckers kept telling me it was like three nine. You haven't looking up. I was like a $1.50
All right, that's it. I'm done. I kept saying there's a dollar 50 and then I got confirmed that it's only a dollar 38

(41:31):
Oh, yeah, ripped off thanks for the good news
They've been charging a dollar 50 now. I don't look at it because I'm like look at this sucker
Wait, but we can charge them. No, this is this is this is good. This is what I do when I go to check out at the fucking Sam's club
Deli they just tell me the total and I go
Pescent and I fucking just hand my card over doing it's a fucking there like sure that got declined

(41:58):
Check the prices no sir. We lower them. Yeah, I usually get the fucking pizza man
Well, that was the other way. Well, that was the other way we were talking about is you go to a pawn shop and you just you just buy something and
That you know the second that transactions and you just go
Suckers yeah, yeah, no, be like what the fuck did we just sell
We ordered just try to pawn it and see you buy it. I'll give me like 50 bucks for sure

(42:24):
No, I just sold it's really 25
Man, you don't have it right now
Would you like to buy this back? I've got this apply that's the move is you want off-ponds
You pawn off pawns dude pawn and pawns
That's a good business
Pondon pawns those my third bit. They run that did that shop on West streets? Is it still close because of the tornado

(42:44):
Yeah, it's gone
Ripped through the business
New one on four strides
Crazy the tornado just fucking like only hit that area
Just do it's for wrecked it
Dude, I'm telling you that was a corporate sponsored fucking tornado
It took out local businesses meanwhile the McDonald's the Burger King all that right touch

(43:07):
That later really was gonna build a Costco on the fucking on four stride and they're like nope can't have it
They'll be in my mind
You buy five
I thought you've been serious for saying I was like, I like that Costco on four strides
But we got no no no no no no no no you don't want big business not tearing out all the trees and

(43:28):
Is that gonna be hot the Pips is gonna go out of business? Pips can go out of business. Oh
What do you guys with?
Yeah, I'm just kidding. I love Pips. Yeah, this podcast is definitely sponsored by Pips. Yeah, all right sponsored Pips personally
I think it's for you
Well, so that's
Pips really devil chat about them hot dog burger murder
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(43:48):
$8 dollars is not $8 dollars. You know, that's
Should be a dog for eight bucks. I'd be fair. I'm
You're charging they're charging more than the then baseball stadiums dude
Yeah, I'm just thinking about that right in the flood insurance. Oh
The world is the one on your birthday. This is always under watch dude. That's only talks about

(44:11):
He's not even talking about hot dog
I'm a flutter to get police support us and I just packed
I don't know maybe like Pips is a local tremendous hot dog's joint in anapolis
Yeah, that I literally spent that
Over the course of two summers. I'm pretty sure I would hit Tucker up every fucking Sunday

(44:32):
And I was like yo we run in Pips and he was like no
Dude, I remember one time going out there was like the like the ass end of fall or something
I'm like in short to flip
Just freezing my ass off short pants just like slamming down hot dogs and a cheese that we film the video
World of Clip yeah, don't do that. That's a great book

(44:52):
It used to be on the fucking OG mouth with channel that like fucking hundred views. Do you kill it?
Was it boysy boysy boys?
That's killer man. Well fucking hot dogs are expensive fucking Costco socks and I don't know
We almost got killed by neonaties
Where so yeah, we haven't run hot runs of that back run that back to me. So you take date three of the bender

(45:13):
So you guys this is a couple months this is last month right?
Come a week so three weeks. See you guys were on a bender described this bender like oh we were on our own kind of separate bender
Yeah, and they kind of folded together
That's the best kind of bender. They meet in the middle. So my this is like day five of my bender and stay three of it
Yeah, okay and

(45:34):
floppy yeah, which is so this is so this day five for me day three
So the day this day is the day that we installed the mini fridge. This is all kind of time
This is a very eventful day. Yeah, that's a lot
So all that stuff we get the fridge installed we go back and it's just like oh, you know, you want to get a beard
You want to bet at the local watering hole stands and then

(45:55):
Stain and pipes stand and Joe's West Street andapolis check it out stand and pipes. David
So we at one point this lady tries to
To start telling jokes and
And eventually they're like dad jokes are pretty innocuous, you know, I'm basically like blonde jokes and that kind of shit

(46:16):
Then eventually she gets to she tells us Hitler joke and I couldn't even work for Gallifordian
All right, you got a bud. Yeah, because I'm not even at home
I'm just kind of like drunk off in the like in my like staring at the wall like oh no
I was placing bets on fuck I called you over because I was like TV's got to hear this
Yeah, I'm played. I'm sports betting. Yeah, I just like losing money

(46:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all my superbow winnings. I am just like tossing to the win as you $40
Come on and yeah, 40 bucks. I mean come on
That's fucking at least
30 half dogs
Yeah, any man that's not this lady so
Fucking beautiful blonde woman

(46:58):
She's wearing like a mini skirt and fucking I don't know 30 degrees outside. She keeps lifting it up
So like it's in my peripherals, but I'm trying I'm like watching sports like no
Say yeah
Not today say so they don't I just hear the talk and talk is like
So I come over and like the joke is I don't know what the joke is. Yeah, okay?

(47:22):
But it ends up like
What does Hitler do when did and it ends up? It was like how tall was the years some shit?
The punch line ends up where you put like a little fucking mustache and then you I'm not gonna do it on fucking camera
It's fucking Zekeile and I wouldn't like oh that's how tall it that's
Yeah, and I go it's also so stupid, but I think in a manner of mocking him like I think it's kind of accept well, so I go

(47:47):
Just I look at this and this is like a blonde hair blue. I won't just like Hitler's youth
You know, yeah, and I was like straight up verbatim. I was like
Yo, with the fuck I can't be having a bunch of blonde hair blue. I'd bitch Zeke Island in my local watering hole
And she was like oh
Can't so culture strikes again. Oh, are you fucking? Are you fucking offended?

(48:11):
And I was like no, that's just a fucking shitty joke and you're fucking Zeke Island. Yeah, and she was like
Wait, do you forgot and then you go I'm fucking Joe
Yeah, I told you I was Jewish man
I just put up like no, yeah, I pulled the impersonation
I pulled it personally in a cop it and talks like no, you're not and I was like I'm not dude

(48:32):
I'm not and I took I'm looking like directly at this fucking dude
So she is no clue what's going on. We're gaslighting these people right as you should
But once again, I can't be having fucking bunch of blonde no change hair blue
I've bitches Zekeile so boy
I'll shut or I'll spin whoever the fuck is like behind there
And he's like cancel culture

(48:53):
You know what I can like it's like you cut well he sees you getting into it like with his girl
We're gonna go talk she keeps showing me a rest
And I know what I'm doing
It's like I'm confused like there's Nazis showing assholes and everyone's doing
And I was like we're just here for like some fucking beers and then I'll sport
I'm going to see you guys eventually like I managed to pull this guy away from TV like distracting from TV

(49:18):
He winds up buying me and our other friend a shot really well TV's talking to his like girlfriend wife and their other like very attractive
So we so after that shortly after that we leave
We leave that bar we wander around get separated. We meet up. We go back to the bar

(49:39):
I think we stay that's your first mistake. No, it's my local water. I live there. It's my living room
I can do what I want as you should but I still have a stay
So we go back in and
TV goes off somewhere and I like the guy like I bump into the guy again
Like a man I hope you know my buddy was just like you know

(50:01):
Rug polling like every joke that you go
I'm laughing the whole time
We were all having he's doing it as a bit. He's pulling the rug on every one of them
So she can never land the punchline
But just hilarious and he just goes like he's like three sheets maybe three and a half at this point
He pulls out a fucking switch blade
Pops it open. I'm holding my beer and he just rested across my beer and I just like look at him

(50:26):
I'm like I don't want that. Yeah, I don't want that. He's like he like picks it back up clothes
It tries to like put it in my pocket. I'm like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
I don't want your fucking knife. I don't know what that thing's done. Yeah, also I'm pretty sure that's illegal in this
I
Get away from me. I walk away. I see he's like their other buddy

(50:48):
Our other friend Ali was like making him cry because he was like trying to hit on her and she like just
Don't you know
But this dude has like his buddy pull this aside. I was like I want to apologize for my friend
He's been an asshole and I still don't even recognize there's a problem
I'm like what are you talking about man? This is fucking hilarious me grand. We've been drinking since about

(51:11):
Oh, oh, oh, you're gonna be three days here going in this is keep in mind. This is like mid-bender
Dregons in 2 p.m. Yeah, there's no problem man like I just I don't want to see people see
You know that's all I was so what ends up having I don't think you saw this
But to do that pull the switch blade on you M and I end up alone and we're just sitting there

(51:32):
We're still inside of the bar, but it's just him and I and it like
He's not our tall guy. Yeah. No, he's just like maybe a little shorter than me. Yeah, so I'm like I like I do the thing where I was like
I kind of just like
Leaves like that. Oh, no, I just leaned like to get down. It was level
And I pull my I'm wearing long sleeves and I pull my sleeves up and I think I'm being like fucking

(51:55):
Because he's covered he's got like
Yeah, if you ever did that to me, but I'd adjust you back to normal. I got I've got like I've got like like six tattoos right
I start going you really want to fuck with this and I start pointing at the fucking wizard
Like
I start pointing at the electric wizard tattoo it. I have and this dude is like and he fucking started
He's like I'm gonna fuck a jail motherfucker and he's like showing me his tattoo

(52:19):
And I was like you don't want to fuck with the electric whiz
What
My his girls are in the corner still showing as and I'm like
You should have like the whole thing dude. That's hilarious
It was the most bogus just scenario for the start of an ox dude and that's sometimes like that it's when the people that need to be down in the harbor

(52:41):
Those are an apple. It's got kind of fine their way
It's your
Fierce her we built like we built these bars at the top of a hill so that these people would be too drunk and not be able to walk up the fucking
Hell and they still find a way to come up there and they're like
Yeah, it's so edgy they have sushi and they
So no, this is staying

(53:01):
Stameless
So dude, they're like we can listen to limpus getting neat sushi at the same time
Which is very tight?
Can you imagine can you a mat right then stand there?
Great spot always has good live bands playing. Oh, dude. That little fuck it's
Kelsho is a very old when it's very in front of the parking lot like it that little like swirl tornado

(53:23):
That you get when the two scenes like mingle some time and that's what it started
It's just kind of on that level where it's like
It's not where the hipsters hang, but it's it's right on the cusp
It's fun to wear all of it is and that's all I was saying I was like I can't have a bunch of fucking blonde hair blue
I'd bitches for guard list of fucking gender is he giling on my fucking street

(53:45):
Yeah, no, I'm with you like it's a bad joke and she was a girl you're Finn
I was like there's no such thing as cancel culture. It's fucking hack
I was fucking hack
Dude, you're fucking hack and I just don't want you see guy on my fucking bar
That's it and it should have been ended right there, but like you love to paint people and it wouldn't have been a better story
We were having fun the best story

(54:05):
It is like yeah, well, that's the best bit is that he's the one starting the problems and I'm the one that gets the knife pulled on
Kill your boy
I'm just I'm trying to watch sports
I'll let the fuck your girl show it stop you girl show me your ass. Yeah, I'm not on that's I think that

(54:28):
Legitly go back to talk yourself yeah, and allegedly
Finish off a personal
And what we do
We live weird shit sometimes. Yeah, yeah fucking we know a couple of dentists

(54:50):
And what we do is we turn on we were fucking allegedly sucking down not even balloons
I think allegedly we're just
Oh, dude, it's these new things like this. I'm gonna. My name is on dude. I'll put affiliate link in the bio
What we do is we put on
Episode 46 is James the gym. I'm in a few hours. Do the fucking intro to that right after

(55:17):
Where it's like all fucking going backwards and shit. I was like that sounds like how
I imagine I'm like I'm like you know, so we should try to
Get back into a gym. All right, let's talk it down to me
It's been a minute. Yeah, but I'm sure we can fucking I'm pretty fucking drunk boys are

(55:38):
But what are you drunk? I didn't eat today, man. You tried to get hot dogs and the fucking they told me you ate
I lunch
10 macros
Three- Oh, no, I got the big dogs. Oh, I got the big dogs. All right, well then you did it right. I'm not drunk
All right, all right, let's jam. Yeah, let's jam on that. Yeah, I'll let no fuck Oscar

(56:02):
Still hot dogs. I like it subscribe do 250 fucking subs man
I'm telling you we'll put a CD out. Yep
250 subs and the next couple weeks we will print the last jam in I feel
Slash run a back or whatever the fuck I decided to call it
TV have you as good as doing great as all right one more thing if you have a Costco membership let it expire

(56:26):
And just don't run it. Oh real quick another thing
We figured out while we were driving away from the Costco that if you have a Costco gift card
You can show it and you can get into the last go
I'm not I'm not gonna even like ask for a
Oh, we won't go to anything else you want to add just just you know make sure you know

(56:48):
Brush your teeth brush teeth wash your toes
You didn't apple it's in pineapple don't you work on it? I'm literally working on the first sponsorship for the podcast
Don't say it because it's not this is a problem special special
Well, I love it. All right guys. Thank you for listening again. Let's jam good. I fuck Costco
Yeah, I'm so sucks Sam's club all the way this year's like fucking wild bars is fucking whack

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