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April 3, 2023 79 mins

In Episode 48 of The Heavy Riffs Podcast, we feast upon the world of Korean street food ASMR, get drunk on Hard Mountain Dew, and embrace the competitive thrill of Beer Pong. Join us as we blend unique flavors, challenge taste buds, and share BS along the way. Plus, we're introducing Absinthe Milk – trust us, it's as wild as it sounds!

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(00:00):
Man, that is a fucking it's sense. It's like I don't know it's like be lining for the gas station in Sanstead. It's be lining my nationals

(00:07):
Is the only thing I can smell?
Okay, the AC's on. Yeah, no, and it's funny turn AC off. No, it's okay.
My actually my I'm already fogging. Well, it's like we can turn it off for the for the cast portion. No, it just and like said as like
It's like a white noise machine
You know, you know, excuse my angle. It's like my my bulls of shrimp being chopped up

(00:28):
Speaking of you. Which dude. I love ASMR. There's no shame in that dude, but that is actually really tight that you walk people
Cut shrink. Oh, I got home today from work and tug sleeping on my couch with my dog
And it sounds like the rain white noise and
Sizzling steak on the oil
What's his steak? I was like yo
He's watching just yeah, dude. I mean, that's a great way to pass out like sometimes I pass out to Bob Ross

(00:53):
Well, it's like those videos where it's like in Japan and it's like street food and there's no verbal commentary
It's like it'll just be like subtitles and it just says like onion
Talk and ingredient onion choppy and it's just them cooking it and it's just it's really really soothing
And then you get kind of hungry in the little bit sleeping

(01:14):
That's a way to get a Korean street food videos
Yeah, so all right, let's try it. Did you crack it? No, let's crack them. We're we're fucking reviewing the mountain do hard
Fucking hard mountain do bohoblast I'll call it bohoblast smells like bohoblast

(01:39):
That's just bohoblast
It's got that fake sugar kind of like a coach your mouth a little it's got like asked per team
Yeah, like the stevia or whatever the fuck those yeah, artificial got the California Proposition Ward
He wanted does it
Everything I wish all I'm telling you well, it's not do they put it on everything then they put it on like it'll be like a stick

(01:59):
It's a cool can I don't think I'll enjoy this to be honest with you. What's the same? It's like it's not hein
The scientists never asked if they could oh
They so that you were so concerned with whether or not you could you never stop to think about whether or not you should
Yeah, exactly the scientists were like fucking Jurassic Park so much

(02:20):
God you're gliding in the bottle now you're just packaging it lunch boxes and all this shit and like you know
Man fuck my kids Jeff Goldblendoon. Are you slamming it at Tyler? I think you kind of low key love it
I want to get rid of it. So I'm just gonna drink it quickly. What's an I'm gonna I'll put it like this is it heinous? No
Do I enjoy it? Maybe a little bit am I gonna have another probably not no I've had it. I can't so I can have like 20 bucks

(02:44):
Yeah, don't do that time. I know what happened
Yeah, I can't have 20 of these you know what I mean. I can drink one
Steve Fisher put it perfectly. He was like what we're sucking down beers one day. Yeah, and he was like what other beverage do you sit and drink like 15
You can't have like 15 sprites. Yeah, you're fucking

(03:07):
Yeah, like so I'm I could drink 15 beers like not drink 15 hardbound dude
All right, Johnny paycheck yeah, I'm drinking 15
And in about 15 beer days. Yeah, who's count never had you shit?
But that's the thing is like there are people that will drink all these one sitting
Oh man, I can't do that if I was expensive. It was like 20 bucks for the sick 12 pack

(03:29):
So what did yeah, I was I was yeah 20 bucks. It was ninety five two
Four tax five
You get the same
It's a same song but better because it's full flavor. There's no non sugar and it's like it's just like that's what you did
Mix it mix it. Well vinegar. Here's the thing on the 15 beers bit and this kind of ties back into
You know how one man is buying all of the Narragansid at Mike's country store. It's true

(03:54):
He would like when you go when Captain Ron goes out fishing he will punish a whole 30 back
Like it's no big deal over the course of a day. Yeah, wow
I can't I had a limit dude like
My buddy and I dust and we'll fucking do the same thing with ham's too like like when it was
Oh, it was just hanging they all amps back in the fucking thing

(04:19):
Yeah, we're glazing hands and just smashing at the time
Fucking no, but like we would just fucking he would have a 30 and like two 30s and
We would crush it, but it was mainly him crushing it. I was like there just like
He'd laughed me like sometimes at your back. I get to the party you were like at one point
You're like boys. I think I've had a whole 30 to myself
I did on the my bachelor party. I think was the second night when I went back to the strip club

(04:46):
Slipped
Fuck you guys I literally like if it talk about better dude like I had I drank like 60 beers in like two days like two myself
I know that for a fact, but and that was just cuz it was like a is my bachelor party
The one of my house was just like I'm supposed to take it easy dude if you're playing beer Olympics with the boys
You were straight up drinking 15 to 25 beers
I mean dude. I love playing baseball, but I hate

(05:12):
The fucking chaos that comes with it. It's the best part my opinion. I mean it is true
But like the banter like everyone actually know what the best shit talking does happen when you're playing like
You're like best boys and you're just cutting each other down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And rolling the fucking like just just getting naughty to you like you're fucking out man

(05:33):
I fucking you're out
Told you not to fight him and then you're not your
I'm not your rules like you know
It's always a guy that always is like the rules are malleable to their liking. Oh, they changed the rules
We know we all know who I'm talking about too, but like they changed the rules so like all of a sudden like it goes against like
Well, no because like the sun is off to the east and we have to make sure that we're doing this no no and it just like

(05:58):
No, no, I don't think that if I'm playing beer pong nowadays
I say
This gets real nitty gritty local shit. I say are we playing broadneck rules or we playing the bullshit
Siverr to Parklands the game is already decided
What are you talking about? We've been bullshit Siverr to Parklands
What's the difference? What's the difference? Shit. That's the difference. Yeah

(06:20):
There's no there's a broadneck rules. It's fun man. We're having a good time
I mean that's yeah, I feel like theapolis rules. There's one free island per person on a team
There's fucking basically unlimited re-racks. Wow. Oh unlimited re-racks. Yeah, it's the only way to play
No, we had one we had one re-rack and then if you're down to two you can get a courtesy

(06:40):
I see I would be fucking I think I was I would be
I was calling for a reaction you'd be like everyone's drunk at this moment. You're like you already used it
I'm like fuck are you talking about you? You want this game to move or not? Okay, I can see why that if you hit the same cup
It's fucking the game two yeah two and one game over if you hit the middle cup same cup on the first throw games fucking over

(07:01):
We played Zang where if you catch an airball you yell Zang and you fling it as somebody's head and you hit him
You have to take a cup so like there's a lot of love. Oh, there's like I let us out fun actually
It's a lot of fun and there's there's a shitload more while we'll we'll be playing we'll come up
We had this kid that like you know when people do a bounce shot you you're a lot of hate the bounce get in there and just

(07:22):
Look at he was he had this thing dialed in where it like he was so quick bounce on happen
He would just get under it and just like tap it and just send it right back into one of their cups
Dude, I've been I've been picked up by my shirt because of the whole balance shit so
So if you can bounce the ball and you're allowed to hit it in my opinion and the entire

(07:47):
Population of where I went to high school
That means you can take a bounce shot anywhere on the fucking table
So I'm getting rollbacks on the ground if you're not watching quick enough
I'm right fucking next year cups. I'm bouncing it in. I'm taking two because you have a chance to smack that ball away
That shit has gotten me in so many almost

(08:07):
I can see why
Yeah, you have to be
The elbow has to be the grass
If you can smack the ball away, why do my elbows have to be?
It's about distraction. It's a finesse game dude. I'm playing fucking for the chest
You guys are out here fucking spinning your guy before in wheel the 40 chest move was when you're like playing in a basement with a low ceiling

(08:28):
And you just go off the ceiling
Take two banks take two people
Will he talk me like that was all the fucking wall. That's white
Someone stand someone stand a little too close to the table
You just hug it right Adam and it bounces off their chest
Dude, dude, I'm telling you all those little things
If I get people fucking heated
Oh yeah, especially if you don't know the people
It's like you and you set yourself up

(08:49):
We'll do set yourself up for you. Do you got to be careful man?
That's why I am now like I asked I'm like what rules are I'm like
I'm gonna get the rules out first
It's got your ass kicked a lot
You got to know it just starts this chaos and I kind of just like I'm like Homer Simpson and the bush
I'm like you are fucking devil's advocate like snake in the grass
I know you're getting like out here like my being calling you to show up and cause chaos and just disappear

(09:14):
You're all the kind of training you can hit it away
We're just too close
And then he's gone
Too close for me
That's what you do
If you're playing against like some fucking frab
But bros that don't understand what's in here
And you just yell seeing and hit them in a fucking face with the ball
Dude talk about them trying to like jump across the table at you
You're like whoa man
That we were like

(09:34):
Forget also like if they if they throw it and it hits the lip of the cup and goes up
That's a bounce shot
You can smack that thing right back out. Oh absolutely well you do you can fucking get two fingers
If it's spin in the top of the other thing
You're bad. What do you do?
That's wet. It's wet
You're fucking good for your sleep
Spinning you're like come and taste it
It's tasty
Little update on the bohob last

(09:56):
Definitely not what it says a good one
It's a common background dude. It's terrible. I just sipped it with it like it's not
It feels like there's it's like liquid chalk
Yes, yes, like how did they do this? I don't know
Like
Struggling
Do you think it'd be better over ice?
Honestly, yeah like put it in and talk about come

(10:16):
Yeah
That's the move. Wait. You don't even know what color this shit is
Or now just follow that Instagram account club dirty
How I mean I probably it's his dude. He's fucking tight man. It's like this old dude. It looked clear
And he looked clear. He makes oh yeah. The dirty mixed drinks from uh with the finger. Yes. Yeah. Does this spin it? Yeah
So any from like he's from the barrier

(10:37):
He's always wear golds and wears his older guy with like a beard. We'd great. Yeah. Yeah
But he's always making like these tremendous dirty cocktails with like something like this and I don't know what would go like a
Licker that was a tongue-to-use guy
No fuck that guy
Dude, they guys crazy man
What was the guy the guy that he's just like yeah you get a gallon jug you dump out like

(11:00):
So much of the water and then you just dump a whole bottle of gin in there. Yeah, it's not that good
Dude god that guy's recipes are in my opinion. It's the waste of good dudes like that
Well, he's using terrible. Well, no. He's just like top shelf. Yeah. He's just like good shit
Yeah, I'm like, please don't a lot of people watching. He's got to spend money on something. Oh for sure
But I don't know who's like it really is a waste because there's no way that he's having that big of a party every day

(11:22):
For you just don't
You mean it's a waste but that's the thing he's it's not about that
Like you should do what I want to see people man people want to see like just over the top shit like well
That's the homeless people that's I mean he's gonna sell the account that's the mr. Beast model
Like you just reinvest literally every dime back into it. We're eventually you're just giving away a

(11:42):
A million dollars just cuz you know that's all right. We'll hand down it's it can die free out of ten
Yeah, yeah three out of ten. I can gagging yeah it really is like the sign of the times late stage capitalism
Where do you just like I have so much fucking money
From doing this type of content that I have to continue doing this type of content to make more money to just

(12:06):
Continue to do this content and it's just like this or a bore said each itself
We're eventually mr. Beces like I cured a thousand people of their blindness like and people get mad about it
Mr. Mr. Beast is like his own fucking health care system at this point man
It's fucking screwed up people getting mad about shit. They shouldn't be allowed to get mad at what's his whole
Afroman situation like he's just it is what it is go for dude

(12:29):
Like fun again. Dude more power to Afroman. He's ripping make a whole out
Dude. I was at your house all day just like watching YouTube videos
You know you know you know my house better than me at this point. That's awesome. I know
I was I can't even you I can't watch it with his dude like convert a like a 60 person lifeboat into a
Trailer because you were on my algorithm

(12:51):
You're watching AO fishing. That's trying not to screw up your algorithm too. I appreciate that you have most people
Just be like yeah
Those people would be like I'm gonna watch what I want to watch and then I get
I would only watch for some of my suggestions no searching
I'm not looking anything up. Shake my head. That's oh wow wow
That was a perfect inch shake was that was really nice

(13:12):
It was the it's the you know double shake firm roll in and out dude
You know if I'm looking him in the eye because
Yeah, I'm falling up over here. I'm all the shit
Switch to a delicious
I can't I can't not with that it's still lingering. I'm like 10 more of he's dude

(13:39):
Nine more of him left. That was a bizarre sound. Yeah, I did not like that
But yeah, no, that's what my mouth feels like right now. Oh
Yeah, it's chalk a little chalk mouth mouth chalk is now this cast is brought to you by Mountain Dew hard shelter
It's a gas
It's not
You know I had I had it medically new, but I was just like I wish they would just sell fucking six pack

(14:02):
You know what I'm gonna revise my score. It's actually three out of eleven. It's three eleven
And like three eleven you
What I was gonna say dude if I was like a hardcore gamer and I was like sucking down G fuel
What Mountain Dew and all this shit and they came out with like hard versions of it
I'd probably ruin my career as a twitch streamer because I would just be
Drone

(14:24):
Selters
Selters you got a hard
Selters did you guys see that on cast did you see this video why did you see Linus tech tips by the way
RIP is account he's a huge account big like tech review or guy
I know
It gets me every time with correct well crypto bros fucking hacked his YouTube account

(14:45):
Pop them some sort of crypto and then the race is account just didn't even give a back
Totally he probably had like six million subscribers like
Well, he did so a couple weeks ago this video went viral and this is why we're eventually
We're gonna get the computer set of so we can watch but I kind of like recounting shit and then edit it
For dogs just to see my memory matches like reality well

(15:09):
Anyway, so it was him and his boy that podcast and they're like talking about shit and the main dude
Blindness tech tips he was like yeah, man like it's I was watching family guy the other day or American dad
Whatever it was and like just casual use of the hard-harr and you can see his buddy
It's just like kind of zoned it out and all some of his face pics

(15:31):
He's like two really in like American dad. Oh, yeah, this yeah, he's like yeah
Dude, it's crazy and then kind of it kind of reminded me of like you know back in the day how often
I would drop the hard-harr and it was just like
But he's like and then you know they do these past lives so chat starts going on

(15:52):
Your curiosity and you have my intuition looking at chat and he's like like
Linus like how off the dude you dropped on
He's like dude you did it to you doing it all the time
It was like you know I can't believe we're doing and his buddies like what word are you talking?
Yeah, it's a green card
No, no, he was like you know the word to describe like mentally challenged

(16:18):
That
And you see line. This is fucking face kind of like the realization
Oh man damn yeah, he's probably told people that in Bob like to
Yeah, but he's like

(16:41):
He's like eating lunch at outpacks day counts and he's like dude. I would use the drop-bard
Our all time
Like just a fucking dude next
He's like what the fuck oh man by the way outpacks day counts why not go hit Texas Roadhouse hard as a fuck
Not driving the pass of these dude. You're not driving. I will drive us okay. We're gonna you're gonna come all the way down
Dude, we're a bunch of the boys double fish. Yeah, alright. I'll run a fucking long one

(17:05):
Let's go now talking about Texas Texas Roadhouse dude. That's sure
Buttergroles dude like a serious bread. Yeah, the bread is a never been in Texas Roadhouse and it's chaos
But when you go in there, it is just utter chaos. Yeah, there's peanut shells everywhere dude. Have you already shared it?
Who's the one that was on virtue highway that's now a mother's

(17:26):
Sizzler something no that was that excess roadhouse Texas stakes. It was Texas state that was yeah
That's a totally non-sacred totally non there was a clown that used to dress up
You know that was right. Oh, no, no, it was gone. Do you're gonna ground round as a kid? No, Texas stakes was like an off
Like it was like a one-off spot. Well, yeah, oh, so yeah, it's a Texas Roadhouse is an incredible establishment

(17:50):
Like says dude, it's no it's it's like out back on stairroyed like the stakes are actually really good
They're not overpriced. You get to pick your stake
Like you can go up and literally pick the stake you want it's all the same price. Yeah, dude
And you can get like a fucking rib eye for like
19 like under 19 bucks golden crown the fucking chillies on point and then this cinnamon butter rolls dude

(18:11):
You've never been that he's hot rolls
You're right. Those things are nuts and they come out like steam like steamed hot rolls of fucking fresh
He cracked their sauce everyone ever smiling and then dude not there's not one person's frowning
That's amazing. They give you this big knife and that's even keeping like ice cream scoop
I'm looking for a slice of the 90s man. It's there. There it is. There it is

(18:37):
Road house
Let's go yeah, and then they only play roadhouse while you're in there just on loop just on loop. Yep. It's just Patrick's right out from top ways. You just wait
It's baby
Just
I know Tai Chi my fuck is not
Repeat Patrick's ways. I know I do that too soon tragic death love them though, but I do same Patrick's

(19:02):
Swazard a was like what last weekend. I don't know we've done it like six times
You guys
The necklace is so much
It's heinous dude talking me up. He was like living downtown when we're dying. I was like is everything okay?
It's just same bad. It's like it's just a lot of the Marcia
A lot of corn beef dude. A lot of corn beef is gonna have any corn beef really. I'm impressed. I like I have to eat corn beef

(19:24):
Durn that that it tastes best of during that week and that's it
You see the new Maddie Maths in video of him making corn beef. I don't know around to the mountain dude
So you're actually enjoying it. I think I left mine half full. Well, I'm stoked because it's like drinking Mountain Dew, but it's sugar free
And then cruising it. It's like diet Mountain Dew and it has that fake sugar. I love it

(19:47):
That you know
You know you know what you would have had a fucking remember we talked about balls. They the fucking energy balls
Yeah, they have the balls like the balls energy but like as in like a hard
Hard balls. But once again dude all you have to do is just fucking important to glass and put like your favorite choice
You're absolutely right, dude. We can literally feed every fucking human being on the planet

(20:11):
We throw away abundance amounts of food to keep the prices high it's disgusting
It's blind man baby. It's disgusting. It's literally true. Yeah, I just wouldn't it's out. That's what they do
Any time someone would take so say you go into the store and you pick up a pack of meat and then you walk to the to the register and you're like

(20:35):
Actually, I don't want this they throw it out. That's what I mean because of the prices. Yeah, they throw it right out
Like they'll just be like ah, they don't put it back on the shelf because then they're like, oh, could get like good floor
Nailness how long was this in your thing so they just they literally just throw it out having a abundance of food. It's thrown away to keep the prices where the prices are at
Fucking stock market man. It literally is

(20:59):
Corporate espionage
It's Costco bud. It's fucking Costco. He's got it. It's just literally capitalism some brother companies
Don't don't try to defend Costco
I like what are you doing over there man?
I saw some article about drinking mountain dew hard or malt pepper. I think it shouldn't do his head

(21:19):
It's a corporate juice. It's good once you take the sip of the second can that's when it kicks in oh wait never
Retract everything I just said
Strike the record
Something happening oh
Throw the food away muskie prices where they are only drink mountain dew mall beverage

(21:40):
Uh-oh, oh, blah, blah
It's not even that kind dude. I'm glad that you're drinking. I'm I'm glad I didn't waste all my money. Thanks man. Thanks for drinking all the
I'm sorry if they stay here they will be Tom's gonna slow. Oh, I'm gonna
I know I can't wait bro Tom drinks. I've seen you drink it two liter and what and the course of a three hour practice session dude

(22:02):
He would get this call it so joints. Yes
Yeah, I've ever seen the one have you ever read the nutritional value thing on the back
There's there's nothing but died
300 grams of sugar and every die
But that dude one time he had like a hit like like an off-brand
Orn soda that I've never seen before or since

(22:24):
In just the largest size that I think you're a legally a lot of manufacture
He'd down that thing. He drinks like the shock and barrel red bulls. What is that 24-outs?
Yeah, yeah, that's drinks the big boy. He drinks the ICBMs dude. I'm like dude your heart
H2 and he's he's not the biggest dude. Yeah
If I that much red bull, I'm like

(22:48):
Yeah, I've had 8.4 liter before. You can laugh at him. I do it 8.4 liter
Yeah, I'm not liter right. Dude. I used to
Back in my like working out days
Shocker
Sorry two years ago. Yeah, yeah, so I need to get back in the gym. I really do
But I would like in the morning like I'm surprised my heart hasn't stopped yet

(23:13):
Because I would have I would I was drinking like I would go to the gym before I go to work
I would get a bit like five in the morning. I was in such a routine. I was like getting fucking jacked
I was taking pretty work out that morning. So and then pre workout is just
It's like crack dude like you get fucking jacked before shit. It was this shit was called like psychotic
So it was why did they give in dude?
By my skin would like it's in burn. It was like that's when you knew it kicked in and then you

(23:39):
Just knew pre workout. I was just going everything up and then you would I would like go home
Eat a little bit of breakfast and then I would drive the work when we worked together
And I would be when when I walk in with every morning. I had a fucking bang energy drill or rain or a rain
I've just like a 300 another 300 and I was just like
Running around the fucking place and I was like, yeah, I was like, what's built something man?

(24:01):
In your attic. I was like we have to be here another seven hours
What is wrong with you?
So like my you're gonna get another one on the company constantly
So you literally yeah, so you literally you build a tolerance to it. So like I at the it sometimes I have to drink like
Like two energy drinks to feel any sorely bad. I know and that's why I was like sometimes I like on the weekends

(24:22):
I don't drink them
Poppages and chasing them down with right
This mountain to caffeine three no, no way no, they make a caffeine for them damn it dude
I have been drinking away too much caffeine
Is there caffeine in this this will basically be a four look go? Well, I think that's a lead
Yeah, you know what caffeine doesn't it nope

(24:44):
Not anymore
It's dying
I like laughing at dead
People we know I don't think they're can be like you might be right because like yeah, I think after that you can't
Sell like pre-made
Combination alcohol what's energy drinks oh no, okay, so check it out

(25:06):
No, okay
It's got a hundred calories which is not bad actually it's not that bad. It's only got two point
Two grams of carbs which is not bad at all. Oh, you got to start like weight. Oh, slug in these things
It's fat free
How much protein zero there's no protein? I thought I would be you get the monster dude. Oh my god

(25:31):
That figured it out. Do you wish it free workout? No club durian team powder and dude club dirty
I hear me out man. I've never tasted this in my life. I'm just like putting it all together
You get the monster muscle milk
Yep, I know your timeout and you get a fucking hard mountain do you mix them together and you basically have a protein fucking for look
I've never been more discussed my life to that's like curdled it would come this is considering the advance of like a week

(25:57):
I don't well, there's no milk and muscle milk or anything that shit like um, but yeah, no
Are you sure that's a good idea getting your history? That's already chalky enough dude
We're in the back next cast we're gonna have to try it up. Oh, should we try out here? You can try it. I don't even know
They make muscle dude. I'm thinking about doing disarrow no and that oh fuck me dude

(26:19):
Just a little on my retto sour about early 20s like I lit like the monster muscle on your line
Where my fucking like breakfast in lunch for a couple years my shit's we're clear jelly
What were you drinking the muscle monster milk like just as like meals did you stop when that happened? Yes, okay very quickly

(26:40):
Yeah, I was like very thin and like ripped
Oh my shit
We are jelly
Well, cuz then to go to bed. I would I would drink absente so my I was a liquid diet muscle monster milk and
And as and then like whatever it describes they would they kitchen is just a flavor profiles

(27:03):
It's right at all you're you're really just a man of adventure
Real man of genius
There's to muscle moking the morning. I'm so sorry
Every man I'm a

(27:26):
Dropping clear jelly and the can
The Hulk Hogan kick-in so I don't talk about yeah, bud
Wake up to that sometimes I see us to do I do play that
If I take a shower, I usually I'll just let's get pumped up. It does man
And you come out the shower and you look at you're like all right. I gotta go to work now

(27:48):
Fuck then your bomb to do this is a weird like you can wake up feel fucking amazing about everything even on your commute
And then as soon as you get in the office like everything just kind of just
Leon liked bud
It's the shit. It's the hard lighting dude. I it really is it's neon light man. It's the fucking life. She bringing those sunglasses with you man
I'm just I'm just gonna

(28:08):
Just place out like RGB light you just get a second. I'll just get a black light in there like you just need some UV light
But what is it just because they're cheap or just those it to keep us like they're very energy efficient
Alert it gives you alert and there's something that it does it like it's like the blue. It's like a light caffing

(28:29):
You know light based caffing
It's a long-term real feel bad
They don't care about that. They're used for darkness. Yeah, as long as profit margin stays
A year after year which you know once again
Kind of unsanable just feel
Tell them those are your blue blockers just wear those glasses
Just the
No, you're like with the profits. It's like you're so concerned with whether or not you could

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You never stop to think whether or not you should
You just letting the profits dictate everything if you just make quality product the profits might be a little slower
But long-term growth baby. I just think it's crazy to be like do we only made nine
Billion last year. We need to make 13 billion this yeah has to go up. Yeah. Why does that have to go?
I can use my team you're profiting what is profiting nine and billion

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Why can't you maintain
Yeah, why you only made that still is profit no. It's like that's like imagine like if you get on a plane at the airport
And it's like they're like all right
Today we're skipping cruising altitude because that's it's for pussy. We're just gonna keep going
We're gonna save a lot
We're going to the moon boys

(29:38):
We're gonna see how far this book also you know just put your trust in the fucking somebody else
You're right. They just like they were riding man. You never know like that's just a
Nude I like to think that the majority of people are just like just trying to get through to get back into their home
And I mean that's everyone except for like 20 people
Yeah, just ruin it for everyone. Yes, true. I'm with you

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God I hate that shit. It's so fucking scary. I'm not going down this road
But no it has like dude. I would say this Uber is definitely like when they first were there like the drivers were
Comcent now they're just giving the app to anybody and like some of these guys scare the fucking shit
That'll be driving. You remember they're you see their first day every time I'm like dude

(30:23):
Oh my god, you're merging onto this highway and you're scaring the shit out of me
So they're used to be you know, there were standards for the cars it had to be yeah
Clicking like clean maintain it had to be the church and yeah, yeah, like so
Back in January I went up to Baltimore for a friend birthday
We order an Uber to go to this restaurant the guy pulls up. There's what for of us and

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His front seat is just filled with like pillows
Peanut shells Duncan donuts bags and like it's a sedan and we're like
So we're gonna need that fourth seat and he's just like it's such an inconvenient for him
I was like this guy's living in here. Yeah, oh

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And he's just like you know it's Baltimore
So he's just like scraping it out on like any trash
He's just playing it on to the road
You like any through that
There's like pretzel bags flying everywhere
God damn you did that is yeah, no, but you're right there used to be like guidelines like you know
Then he's driving on the left side of the road for the time
What's your even against a Uber fucking ex-elma?

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I didn't order I
Think I think Jenny did you all have a choice Jenny's got a good I wasn't paying you can choose the higher option
It's a free market. Yeah
So don't bitch oh, I'm not poor choices. I'm just saying what happened to standard no

(31:51):
I'm totally with the ever the back-to-long story short
I forgot a fucking SD card for one of the cameras today and instead of driving all the way back to a necklace
There's a fucking Walmart superstore down the street our be the sweet talked about him before it's beautiful
rain up in there. It was a whole rig of morale
I'm in the electronic section trying to buy this fucking SD card and there's 10 people in front of me with pineapple

(32:13):
But man is fucking like kitty letter kitty letter pillows to everything that is not in
fucking Donald X and there's a clear sign that says 10 items are less and one has to be from the electronic section and clearly
You know the rules are just out the window
I think like there's just so electric
If there's I'm sure this is relative to literally everywhere else

(32:40):
What the fuck
I
Know I'll stop there what the fuck yeah, I mean I think that sums it up. Yeah, so if there's no rules in the fucking Walmart
Electronics line why am I falling the rules every fucking god there's no rules
The rules are so yeah, they're it's total fucking chaos. It is chaos

(33:02):
Okay, you're seeing people probably the rules so my judge is no shit. I'm a stud. He is
But am I or Matt Grant or is it my grain? No, no
Mike judge I did the thing where I saw that first
He didn't know my decision idiot yeah

(33:22):
So since there's no room like can I just talk shit or but you still have to cost
There's still repercussions though, right? So I'm in that line and I'm like and I've started
Shooting off about the fucking sign and I'm like no, hey, hey
You try to enforce the rules. You're gonna get it says 10 items and you gotta have a god there

(33:42):
Bestie car. Yeah, you're taking your life in your own hands
Exactly, so you still have to deal with the repercussions. You just yes. I grinned and buried it and I said this is my punishment for forgetting
Yeah, so it's a test of truth in dude. We need it. You know what you should you know what we got to do next time next time
Only one dodging punish. We're gonna I'm gonna get we should just get a I'm gonna I'll get this a couple SD cards

(34:03):
And we're just gonna keep him here for emergency no cuz I still think back. Oh back
It's a one-time deal with the line. Hey, or
Since we're gonna play and I'm definitely
One of the show names on it's being a given money to the people do you give travel and you're fucking
Meet body around dude. I know we're lying
I'm with the whole we talked about this. I'm done with lines. I'm done with human interaction

(34:27):
Do you just nobody wants to be there's a thing like quick
Friendly human interaction where we both smile at each other and we're out whether how much of a difference is it really?
If you get that SD card from Amazon or Walmart it's a massive there's no mom and soul
So fucking that spot. Yeah, dude. Let's open in the first mom and pop SD cards. Well, we have to hand make it
Oh, yeah, what do you call me?

(34:48):
SD cards this this comes down to the nitty gritty which is so in D batteries in SD card there is
And tube socks. Oh, I forgot the word
The mountain it was there's no ethical consumption in capitalism
There is no no matter what oh no because someone's always gonna fucking out for us

(35:11):
There's no ethical consumption no matter what within the confines of capitalism
So you just kind of just go for it
So yeah fucking get the SD card from Amazon is still mine in the same coldball fields that fucking
Everything else that runs your cell phone with little children's labor in some other fucking country
So it just don't worry about if you're fucking buying it from the Walmart super store

(35:36):
The radio shack that doesn't exist the fucking mom pop shop that does definitely not self SD cards
Or fucking you know
They have to make our own we don't have the only the only arm argument for Amazon that I can see not blood
SD cards
The blood that it's a bestie cards the only the only argument I can see for Amazon if it's you know like an Amazon seller

(36:02):
It's a you know Amazon still gets a cut, but it's like almost a small business within a larger business kind of thing
That's the only argument I can see well
It's mainly drop shipping so they're it's like a guy if we were smart we'd buy
More meaning so people in this economy exactly do
It's good some online. It's just it's pure

(36:25):
I don't know
Well, dude a donation like pay us what you think man like
No just pay for everything except for if it's from like a local form
Yeah, if if if whole foods was like dude
It's on the honor system now we're trying this out food tomorrow
Take my god are you kidding right at all?

(36:45):
Dude that's fucking okay. That's fucking anarchy industry to that boy. Dude that's you got to like go go to grocery store
Shop left get caught and as they try to stop you just write it off and keep walking
Oh, what absolutely the only I will retract my statement a little bit there is some sort of ethical consumption that we can all do
And it's just farmers markets or like sustainably caught type shit

(37:08):
So there are options, but when it comes to like if you want Jimmy John's or if you want fucking subway and you just dig a little
Cirque subway was dead to you if you just
Yeah, it is because I got rid of the hot. You fucking can't be a same with that
But also like if you just like it's not it's surface level shit if you just like Google owner of

(37:29):
Jimmy John's or
That's what you get fucking John Lee at the fucking bang and sharks and like big game-hunting and then
You get Jared fucking bang and
Sandwich game is a dirty business
Jersey Mike's who got it owns it as fucking anti cement like there's

(37:50):
Fire house subs they're great. Yeah, they're fire find this land. So just wet sucks. I do they got the wall hop fucking
Their big idea their big idea was just like we're gonna put a pickle into the bag with the same
It's just on top of the sandwich outside of the sand not rap just in the entire fire house

(38:12):
We are good. They're like roast beef whatever
Yeah, you know how it profits go to fire fighters and we love fire and they have five guys on buckets of pickles
We've done probably about an hour and I got a piss to one of the kick of jammer
Sure, let's do it. Yeah, any last thing you want to add I'm gonna try the stud
I found I got myself a stud dude nice. I want to let's let him rip dude. I'm excited

(38:36):
I'm gonna do a little self plug mr. Vc. I was gonna show it's Danny Joe's an anapolis coming up
April 21 okay, this castle definitely be out before I was gonna say dude if it's Friday
Like I know the time tell me
Just tell everybody out for the fact so April 21 mr. VCR San Jose, Danny Joe's
April 22nd not Wolf at Holyford Holy's the amd it back to bad baby

(38:59):
When does bitch have a show best dude? We gotta get the best show. Yeah, what's all you about bitch? The another time
Yeah, we're still working fish out. Yeah, but that's gonna be his title shows
Oh, watch the podcast at like either 75 or 50% speed and just click around any moment is pure gold

(39:21):
Yeah, or one two five or really fancy one two five pick your drug
You know if you want the boys to sound super drunk go slow if you want the boys sound like we're ripped on cocaine
Uh, one two five go a little don't go higher against weird. Yeah, well the bit rate do I I try to change the bit rate of practice last night and like
It keeps giving me fucking
Notifications on the board it's like too much well. No. It's like you can't do certain things the higher

(39:44):
Oh, that makes sense. Yes, there's only so much processing you can do or something absolutely
Well
One more thing fuck Costco yeah, Costco's the worst for club members only
See at the clubs fuck exclusivity. I don't know how words were you said that was good really?
No, we didn't but you know it was
I just did it yeah, why use the I think there's a little

(40:07):
I think I said yeah, but it's a no I know it's a yeah
Yeah, words are hard for me, man. Well if you slow yeah, you said birds are hard for me
If you slow it down and think about what you're saying you eliminate your mosh mouth
I know I don't say I don't know

(40:27):
I just use my hands. Yeah, listen to Justin off the difference
We come school here go here one more thing one more thing we found the spot last DNA
We put the timestamp on the previous broadcasts where it's just the golden moment or just tag it in here
Well, just another thing. I'm just gonna play it
I'm just gonna play it right now

(40:48):
All right
Four minutes and five seconds on episode 47 that was 48. Yes 48 now we can close them with 50
What is 48 who's 48?
45 who is 75
With the point point five is better
For this one point five is the yeah
When you guys sneeze that your whole body hurt yeah, sometimes I throw my back out every time

(41:10):
Every time it's my shoulders. Yeah, like this is a little bit like you like
Oh, yeah, I feel like I threw my back out. Yeah, and now it's like traveling. I don't you die
No, that's yeah, you got you got the virus. Oh, yeah, I watched that damn last as I love to

(41:31):
I
Let's best bit is that
He's the one starting the problems. And I'm the one they get the knife pulled on
Kill your boy

(41:54):
South
Is my boy
There's a little taste

(42:16):
He just you'd come around on it is tremendous real quick out of context when you just pick as bought it
It's so fucking good dude. All right cool. It's in a jam. I'm gonna play stud baby. All right. Let's get this done
It's done up. It's done it
Have your ass 48 in the books
My favorite part about the jam is I can see again

(42:39):
I love taking this on that soft
I feel so much better. It's like a weight lifted off
Yeah, it really and those are like small my face like well the gap in this it's like

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