December 20, 2023 • 83 mins
Welcome to The Heavy Riffs Podcast Episode 55! Fall into a range of intriguing topics:
- Musicians Mansion: We critique "Musicians Mansion," the cringe-worthy YouTube TV show featuring Jared Dines. Is it a hit or miss?
- Discord Drama: Explore the controversy surrounding Discord, owned by Tencent. Is your data at risk, and is Discord secretly taking over the world?
- Taxidermy Scams: Tucker delves into the world of knockoff Chinese taxidermy and uncovers a web of scams. Learn how he's being duped and what to watch out for.
Join us for this wild ride through cringe-worthy TV, data fears, and taxidermy troubles!
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Oh, if you put your headphones on your eyeballs, it looks like the lights are off.
Oh, sun screen.
I'm a victim of the emphetamine shortage.
Oh, what are you?
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The youth of our, the great nation.
The great nation of the United States.
Well, this is what happens when you out towards your meth to China.
And it's been about a week, so it's definitely withdraw.
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And then you took it for like two weeks and now you're like hooked.
And then you're like a sample prescription like what the fuck's going on?
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Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have sold so many of them.
I didn't tell a single one, but took them as prescribed.
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Well, I'll mend this tremendous.
I was going to thankgiving.
Well, how about this?
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Let's do this.
Who is the director here?
I'm keeping all of that air.
You're the producer.
I'm the director.
I added the fucking thing.
I'm the producer.
I'm just talking about it.
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I'm cutting it.
And seen.
Okay.
I figured out why we will never actually make it as musicians.
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Who for yourself, honey?
What do you got?
No, no, no.
I'm just speaking for all of us, man, because our level of autism does not match what is actually necessary.
What are you going to pull up like Daniel the Nato to make it as a massively autism?
Favorite person?
He's just issued on the internet.
Watch.
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You understand what I'm saying.
Are you sure we're not autistic?
We're just going to watch YouTube videos for the whole cast.
You'll understand what I'm saying if you watch like five minutes of this.
Not even five minutes.
Let me just skip real quick.
Howdy.
I can't.
Was that a dude in a tote hat doing a Naruto run?
This is what I'm saying, man.
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I have a method to the madness.
Dude, if you want to just move in together, just let us know, man.
Hell yeah, no, leave it like just get.
You just get.
We'll watch a couple minutes and you'll know exactly what I'm saying.
Back story.
Yeah.
You're sure I can't smoke a cigarette right now.
You know what everyone.
This is a bunch of YouTube musicians that are very successful in their own right.
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I've been putting to a mansion together to make bands.
And I started watching it today.
It's been showing up in my algorithm and I refused to watch it because I was like,
I fucking hate all of this shit.
So I put it on and I was like, oh dude, like I just am not autistic enough to beat.
As good as they are, they're all very tremendous musicians.
Like to put myself through this level of cringe.
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I just physically can't do it.
Is this like, is this real or is this a bit?
It's a little a bit of a sad thing on YouTube.
I love when you ask a thing.
It's a real one where like literally watching.
Well, obviously, no, the whole thing is a bit.
No, man.
But it's a real bit.
It's a real bit.
It's all a fugacy.
I don't like this.
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This is actually, you know what?
When's day never happened this week?
I realized that.
I was there.
Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do it.
I'm the fucking table, I swear.
It's tremendous.
Oh my god.
Dude, all right.
That was the best cast of this week.
Don't swear.
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Yeah, this is, this is hilarious.
Um, tactical difficulties again.
Uh, you had any good wings recently, but...
No, dude, I've been off the wings, man.
I'm telling you, I've been going to, uh,
I've been eating the egg salad sandwich from Santa Leather.
Yeah, I'm really hit a little roll-o in my life voice.
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And it's embarrassed in his shit, but you know what?
Like, I'm on the go-do, I'm on the road, I'm a road dog.
So I'm gonna eat road food, dude.
See, my headphones just fell off me.
Dude, it's so bad.
Dude, it's so bad.
This is the best cast of this week.
No, no.
We're finally back to the root spavy.
This is what I have been waiting for.
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Dude, what I have been dreaming of.
This is what the people want.
Finally.
Cover the beard.
Don't worry about the ground beard, man.
Dude, yeah, these rugs are so, so, so, with the mill-do.
There you go, bud, there it is.
You did keep these papers on the table.
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Right next to me.
Hey, no, no drinks on the table, but...
It's not left, and it's all on the computer now.
Computer's drunk, man.
This was a gig.
All right, let's go back to watching YouTube videos.
Yeah, and we're back.
I spilled in there, Ganson, all the fruit.
Oh, it's so new computer set up.
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It's been three hours of setting up.
Hey, drink.
Hey, drink.
You know, shout out to Al-Prasal and for keeping me cool.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, it's hilarious.
Wait, what's his name?
Al-Ganson.
Al-Gol?
All right, back to my point.
We're not this level of...
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It's not working.
Maybe we are, dude.
She's got a mu-shared on the mu-set.
It's a dude.
Hey, man.
I'm sitting so close.
I'm sitting so close.
Dude.
Oh, shit.
Damn, she was hot.
Well, back in the day, if this were a courthouse,
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it'd be like you've proven your point, counsel.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
So, then this episode, they have to...
The goal.
So, they're all separated into different bands.
Okay.
And they have like three hours to write a song
and then perform it live in front of...
The people in the mansion.
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It is straight up 2006...
Woods Church Show, vibe.
Really?
Yeah.
So, we just skipped one of those.
Yeah, we don't need the whole writing process.
I mean, these dudes do, they're like...
This guy's so stoked on it.
He's like, we wrote the second stone ever.
That is the biggest bass I've ever seen.
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No, that's a tiny dude.
Just do trying to be Elon Musk.
Let's get started.
Oh my god.
With the glassed hands and all that shit.
He's got fucking blazer.
Oh, yeah.
Was it in the...
Well, who would like to get?
Who would like to get?
Who would like to get?
Who would like to get?
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Who would like to get?
Who would like to get?
Oh, dude, hell yeah.
It's like two lights, middle of the day.
Couldn't even put a fucking curtain up.
The name they chose for themselves is grasshopper.
I mean, in a pan, it's just picked the first fucking word.
I do, I do.
We're just guessing what it came over the best.
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Yeah.
Next season, we need fish on.
We're like, we don't write.
Yeah.
We can just do it now.
We don't have to.
It's just like us getting wasted in a fucking room.
It's just fun.
How strong do you want us to be?
Yeah.
That's the question.
Did you order your bitch regular extra bitch?
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These guys, every single one of those guys pulled the guitar out of the guitar center.
Like, those are all the guitar center.
Dude, they look like an insane asylum.
Like the way people move it and insane asylum.
There's one guy just like stomping around.
There's a guy just waving.
Come to find out.
This is sponsored by Sweetwater.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, but they were all like, I bet they were grit that.
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I mean, it's pretty cool.
It's for them to be able to pull us off.
Yeah.
That's pretty tight.
Just wait for the crowd shot.
It keeps me at, it's like, your average Wednesday night at a church.
Yeah.
Wednesday night at a church show in 2000.
Dude, that's any show at 10 times the crowd of the audience.
That was actually true.
That was actually true.
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The best show is of all time.
All right.
What we're doing here?
No, that's the first band.
I mean, oh my god, we're not watching everything.
We're doing whatever the fuck I say.
Wrong in the jam and out for way too long.
Wrong band.
So this is the second band.
Oh, oh, that's the third.
Let her rip dude.
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The boys are ripping.
Oh, yeah.
So this is the second band.
This is straight up like going to a local band set when we were in high school.
What's that guy?
Pit 500%.
It is.
It is woods.
Like someone doing the house light is switching.
Good sweet.
Yeah.
I mean, they're fine. They're doing all right.
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I just can't get into like women vocal screaming.
It just doesn't do it for me.
I don't know.
She's pretty sick.
I mean, she's good, but it just doesn't do it for me.
No, I'm with you.
It's like, uh, what's uh, was that?
But he is behemoth.
That's a woman saying.
I think so.
Behemoth.
I mean, there's a couple out there.
It's just kidding.
Ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, whatever it is.
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So this is second band.
And then the third band comes in and just fucking slay that.
Well, this watch a little bit more.
Yeah.
How the crowd killing it.
There's better lights on the crowd.
Great.
Great.
That's true.
Everything incorporated.
Some sort of physical challenge into this.
Oh, before me.
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This is definitely a hardcore show.
Shut up, dog.
Oh, my voice.
Thanks for coming now.
Thanks for coming out to the 32 bill band.
Well, and it's the dichotomy of the local shows where you have, like, the fucking over-the-top,
like, power metal band.
And then you have, now you have black dolly a murder.
Yeah.
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Slash aches, a cashew strain.
And in the middle, you've got, like, the chick, like, pop metal band with one metal breakdown.
I mean, these guys are definitely ripping, but...
Oh, yeah.
I mean, in all their respective rights, they're incredible.
It's actually, I'm going to watch the whole entire season because it's very entertaining.
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I just wanted to, this is just, I was watching this before I came here.
It reminds me of local late.
This is why you were late.
Oh.
This reminds me of...
Dude, if you ever... if it been to what's it's that, it reminds me of...
It reminds me of exactly what, like, you could imagine a local show in 2004,
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would look like in any state, I think, across the entire country.
If there was a scene in your state.
Correct?
Yeah.
I agree.
Do you know what's crazy about this whole, un-bitch thing is...
There are all too much ego maniacs in the band.
You know what I mean?
Everyone has no less than it, at least 400,000 subs to their respect.
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They would never make it.
They can make maybe an album.
They can do a huge whole series.
Yeah, there are too many ego's in the band.
They're going to be fighting within the...
The drummer week.
I need to be in the front of the stage.
I need to be in the audience.
They can really feel what I'm playing.
Right down the center, right in the front, the audience on me.
The drummer's like, I'm circling around the drum key.
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I'm only playing drums because my guitar channel is smaller than this guy's guitar channel.
But I'm a ten times better guitar player than this guy.
Tom?
Yes.
I fully admit that.
I've been problem with that.
Tom came right?
No, but I'm telling you.
Tom came right?
He knows it.
He can't read or write.
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He can't write the tunes.
He can't read or write, man.
Literality dude.
He'll illustrate boys.
Well, that's funny, man.
Well, that's good.
I mean, what's it called?
Like, what's the mansion music?
I'm using this mansion.
Jared Dine.
You know that guy Jared Dine?
Yeah, you've seen his videos.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, he sure.
Yeah, but he's like, yeah, he's like the host.
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And like, put this all together.
I guess they rented an Airbnb in Pennsylvania.
Dude, they're all from fucking Pennsylvania.
I didn't realize that.
What's going on in Pennsylvania?
Middle.
It is.
It's something else to do up there.
So you're just kind of sequestered.
Yeah, I think it's like Canada.
Like, you know, all the great bands coming out of Canada back in the day.
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Like, it's cold in the winter.
There's nothing else to do.
Yeah, like, I'm real living.
I think it's cheap fucking rent, open land big houses.
And these guys are making way too much money off of YouTube.
That they're like, oh, well, fucking for us.
Beening the majority of it on like, right in California.
We'll just link up here.
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Dude, let's make fish mansion.
Fish mansion would be tight.
We can't do it in any of the Central.
We can do it in the States.
We can do it in Pennsylvania.
We can do it in New York.
We can do it in New York.
We can do it in Pennsylvania.
We can do it in New York.
We can do it in New York.
We can do it in Pennsylvania.
We can do it in Pennsylvania.
We're getting engaged.
Dude, it's got a special place in mind.
We're just moving to the middle of Delaware.
Like, not even near the beach, man.
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Just in the middle of Delaware.
I think that's still next to the beach, man.
Yeah, it's like all pretty much right there.
I think Delaware, I mean, what dovers kind of in the middle of the fucking thing.
We're moving to do over.
There's the biggest cabellas in Delaware's car ranch.
Hell yeah.
Dude, can you imagine just being having easy access to go see NASCAR?
Just be like, yeah, catch a race.
Yeah, huh.
You know, what else am I going to do today?
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I'll catch the matinee, you know, like just,
What Tuesday matinee?
The five o'clock race.
Yeah.
I'm watching Time Trials boys.
I'll walk up to the Tuesday matinee 500.
Dude, people leave.
Dude, that would be cool.
Man, actually, I would probably drop everything work
at the dover race track and just be come like,
a tracks supervisor or like someone, you know,
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painting lines on the road out there.
Dude, that's all hot dogs in the stands.
I wouldn't do that.
It's too much work.
I wouldn't say it'd be good at it.
I'd say it would.
He'd just get in.
I'd say it'd have the dog.
You just sit there and just plop down.
It's hand on my own.
I'd sell ear protection.
I'd sell the gunners.
That's smart.
Oh, you sell guns in there too?
No, no gunners.
Oh, yeah, the hard boys.
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No, no.
The ones that you can hear the drivers.
I don't think they're called gunners.
Oh, those are expensive.
Yeah, these are probably need like a special licensing
to get even the freaking, we talked about on NASCAR and Salvia.
Those things were like $300 to rent for the thing.
For one.
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And because they were, everyone in the stands had it except for us.
Because I was like, I don't have that type of money.
What's it, what's it cost?
Tracer's, I don't know what it's all.
I mean, that's the thing.
It's all got to be in house.
It's all got to be in house.
Like that's why they can just charge whatever the fuck they want.
They're not worried about the licensing fees because they run it.
I told you that NASCAR was literally the in stage of capitalism.
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People were walking around with tied leather jackets on dude.
It was wild.
Yeah, really.
He rode baby.
I was like, you really like fucking cleaning the room.
The rooster.
That's me.
I love, I love, I love good clean.
Back in the day, tired was my team, boy.
I love good clean.
Durgin.
I mean, now we're on the pods.
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That she gets the smoke stains out of my clothes.
I don't know other.
The pods don't work well.
They don't dissolve right.
They really have a film and yeah, if you don't, you got to wash them a certain way.
I fucking hate them.
You guys are on doing them right.
You gotta eat them.
Well, if you take them to the actual morse.
But actually, if you use them one of those home washers, they don't work.
But if you take them to the laundromat, they kick ass.
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Really?
Yeah.
Well, I've been going to laundromat for fucking years.
You go to a shitty laundromat.
Yeah, I don't even think they have hot water in there.
It's kind of weird.
It's hot.
Don't watch your clothes with hot water.
I never do dude.
I only wash my clothes in a...
Yeah, definitely not that sure, man.
Oh, dude.
I got a...
The shirt was the biggest one they had.
I'd be wearing that.
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I've been stretching this bad boy out for the last three hours.
We're going to end.
Yeah, we're not washing this shirt.
This is a one and done.
It's...
I keep trying shirts and they're way too small.
Why are you keep buying small shirts?
Dude, because they don't make shit for fat dudes anymore.
We have another time.
Yeah, they do.
Nothing tight, dude.
You gotta go to a tour dude.
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That's where it's pretty tight.
Go on a tour.
Fat hot topic is not time.
I think it's only for fucking bras.
Yeah, yeah.
What am I gonna wear?
I mean, we can get it.
Dude, just go to goodwill.
They got the fucking 6x polos out there.
Go on a goodwill dude.
I'm not a boss.
Smaller your pride.
10 men's fucking sweats.
So guy got shot in that shirt.
Straight up.
The only shit I wears, David.
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Look at this jacket.
Man, all along.
He's sitting down.
There's a life jacket.
My dad's watching my dad dee.
He's talking shit.
I came in to his house last night.
You put that out?
He was like, are you wearing a door-jacket?
He was like, no, dude.
He was like, no, dude.
He was like, no, dude.
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He was like, I know the fish and the one.
He was just talking shit.
He was like, what?
You got a sponsorship?
I was like, no, I got it on the eBay man.
Oh man.
I got that jackalope.
By the way.
You did buy a jackalope?
Yeah, I bought a jackalope, man.
He's gonna be tied.
It's gonna be so sweet.
You got a mount, it's like, use it as like, I don't know.
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Put it right over the bed.
So cool thing is, right?
Yeah, make sure those antlers are nice and sturdy.
Grab on a little money.
Hold on.
The coolest thing ever is that we had the internet available to us again.
So we can pull up exactly what you're talking about for people.
They're still real, right?
Oh, big time.
I mean, I called you after stolen baller.
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I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah.
I said, I need you killing your own jack.
I mean, they're rare, dude.
Like, you only get one shot in your lifetime.
T-sticks.
Did you spend $300?
Not quite.
It was for.
Not quite.
How much did you spend?
What was it?
It was like two, six.
Oh, yeah.
I was hammered out like this is the dumbest part.
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And I was like in a bit more with this guy at the end.
I did the old weight.
You bought it on eBay?
Hell yeah, dude.
I did the old you wait until like 10 seconds left.
And you fire in another bit on top of your already winning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just in case.
No, for sure.
Just crem down a cram up was.
I got a fucking $600 camera for $300.
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That's a good one because that's a nice teamo.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We'll see that.
See, that one's nice, but the, but the, but the.
But the.
Cricket is fucked.
It would be tight.
But the, but the, the plaque isn't big enough.
They're like the mount.
The yours or this one.
No, that one.
That's it.
It's really nice.
It's really nice, but you need a bigger.
You can, you can, you can find the answer.
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Boy's ears.
Are you?
Is that Rudy?
Four.
Four.
Dude.
What's two?
Eight.
Eight.
Like, in like 20 years, can we turn Rudy into a room to local.
Through the move.
Yeah.
The five shit in pay for payment.
Do you see how it way long.
That's what I'm saying.
This is our new.
(56:43):
We do 15 easy payments of 39 nine.
Did you see the things about the fucking the, the do's in China,
selling like, make up on.
TikTok live.
The clear is like four to five million dollars.
You see the USD a month.
What?
Dude, this shit is fucking insane.
So I'm telling you, it's the new.
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We need to like, like, ship in some Chinese dudes and run that ourselves.
It's the, it's the new.
Go to casino.
It's the new QVC for sure.
These guys make insane amounts of money.
And this guy got backlash because he started calling for his audience.
Poor.
I'm just calling people fucking burgas.
(57:28):
Well, that's what fucking Tom's a gory even did.
He's like, he's losing out of all of his audience because of it.
Two characters.
He doesn't see.
He's not poor.
Yeah, he's done.
He says.
I never thought Tom's a girl.
You know, that great to be going.
I didn't like, I saw his stay.
I went to show.
This was a good.
(57:49):
Salt.
Yeah.
He's done.
He says.
I never thought Tom's a girl.
Salt.
Salt.
Salt.
Salt.
Someone bought it.
So, wait.
So, what are these people just like in a queue and they just buy whatever pop up or just kind of suck
into it already?
Salt.
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So, just about that.
Just about that.
Are you kidding me?
There's no way, like, it's people.
Here's the thing that it's got to be people just waiting.
They just look at me.
He says, Chinese live streamer who spends only three seconds for owning each product.
18.7 million dollars in seven days.
Put it in a week.
Put the mic back when you do that.
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What do we do?
Seven days.
Why, why are we selling shit on the internet?
Because we're not this.
We can't.
Try it.
Yeah, we don't have.
We don't have having things off the start grabbing things.
We don't have hundreds of millions of people.
Look, two slow days.
Two ways.
We just don't know.
Wait, hang on.
Is it?
How much for the boy?
Shows.
Like, it's not real.
It's not this fake.
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It's fake.
This is a sire.
Dude, this is totally a sire.
Chinese economy's crazy, man.
No, it's just like, look, let's check this guy out.
This guy's.
What's the time?
What's the time?
What's the time?
Will you go for seven?
Is that you Tyler?
What's the time?
About two points seven.
Bill, you know, for a day selling product is here.
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Should, at that point, you do that for a week and retire.
well here's a this is what Trump was talking about this whole time did he was right
he was right about Chinese people taking over TikTok
no because deeper do you check this out because deeper discord
the app that is taking over the internet everything it's gained like 300 million
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subscribers in the past couple months
so far so far there is a the internet's fake there is a rule in the Chinese government
that companies have to sell their data to the Chinese government really
yeah they're authoritarian state but there's a company called no for sure for sure
(59:58):
but there's a company called tensent there's a company called tensent there's a company called
10 cents that owns majority stakes and all of our American social media companies
and whenever you download like discord it was valued at like seven billion dollars
(01:00:23):
and they don't have like a they don't sell ads they don't have like a they
have like a pay to play model but it's like four dollars a month's called discord
and I turn over the uses it all you do is get like more emojis or like a faster
server or something like that yeah so this court brings in 300 million dollars
(01:00:44):
and like a year but they're valued at seven billion dollars so people's
fucking people start going like well why is a company that only
generates 300 million dollars making or evaluate it at seven billion and they
turn that down Microsoft tried to buy them for seven billion dollars they
(01:01:04):
turned it down because they were like well it's fucking oh wait a
more than that shit is just money on paper it's fake it's fucking oh for sure
for sure absolutely it's it's it's tech it's a bubble it's a bubble but
this it's not even on paper it's just looking one's and zeros out there when
you start fucking digging deep and realizing that the money it's
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invested by Chinese companies and that these companies have to report all of
the data they've gathered to the government you start thinking something's going on
make seven million dollars
these call
(01:02:03):
You can't wait till a fucking solar flare takes all this shit out.
That's the population of the United States.
(01:02:24):
I'm just going to show you how my space put doesn't work after spilling their games.
It's all spased off.
I mean, so they're trying to, so Michael, let's say that was the current, or that was an old
offer was the 12 billion.
So what do you know, do you have any idea what an offer would be like now?
(01:02:45):
This video came in like two weeks ago.
Okay.
Well, how old was that offer from Microsoft?
I'm not sure.
I'm not Bill Gates.
I can ask him.
Hit him with a pie again.
No, of course it doesn't make sense.
I mean, they're only paying $36 per user.
(01:03:06):
Oh, you're saying for the attention economy.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Good math, dude.
Autism.
That's smart.
Fucking bass.
I didn't even pay attention to anything.
Yeah, dude.
See, that's what you got to do.
Don't pay attention.
That's what I, discord was one of the apps that was used for two.
(01:03:28):
Anyways, you know, it's like that, it's like that Simpsons episode where all the
fucking ads come to life, all the fucking billboards and stuff and the big donut dude
and he's rolling the giant hat donut down the fucking main street, blowing the whole
town up and they find out the only way to combat is just don't fucking look.
Just don't pay attention to it.
Yeah, just look away.
Just look away.
Ignore it.
Or try to fucking get a piece of the pie.
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And until the pie is ignored and then it's worth nothing.
Justin's over there already fucking investing in Tencent.
Yeah, well, I was just interested in the discourse.
I was just a calculator.
Two plus.
I mean, I used discord for, I got scammed on discord for a lot of cryptocurrency.
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Talk about it, guys.
I got, I used discord for mid journey.
That's how you generate AI images.
Look at this guy.
Right.
Yeah, he doesn't stand a chance against this guy.
No, he's he rocks a neck beard on ironic.
I know.
You don't stand a chance.
Dude, when you get all these free games, they're not free to.
(01:04:39):
You give all these permissions to all of these.
I mean, this is, we're not breaking new grounds.
We all know this.
We're not breaking new grounds.
Dude, I can't even use the internet anymore because I'm just like any time I go on to a site.
It's like, oh, you have to accept all the cookies.
And I'm just like, no, I can't read anything anymore.
Yeah.
That's the life I live.
(01:05:00):
Let's just go.
Let's just go.
So this was a tiny wings.
I used to play the game all the time.
I mean, my data.
If I, if I get a, I've been poked or have you been poked calm,
I, and you put in your email address, but I've got like 40 fucking red flags.
Is this just a matter of time?
Oh, dude, I had a whole eBay thing where my account got hacked and they were selling bogus,
(01:05:24):
like bracelets, like those energy bracelet things.
You know what I'm talking about?
That they used to sell back and like the early to get prison.
Dude, no, like the, it's like the spiral wrap with the two metal balls on the end.
It's like a battle thing.
It balances your electron.
You know, some shit.
So this bitch from New York was selling hundreds of those things on my fucking eBay account.
And you, which I hadn't used for years.
(01:05:45):
And I tried to sign it and it's like, by the way,
here's your tax forms for the year.
I'm like tax forms.
What the hell are you talking about?
So I go into like whole fucking rabbit hole.
I'm trying to get a whole eBay.
You know, everyone I get is like, hello, my name is Michael.
Like, I'm like, no, it's not dude.
Come on.
Just, just be honest with you.
Just fucking white.
Like, block this person on my account.
They're calling me on Smith.
(01:06:06):
They're calling me like three in the fucking morning.
And I'm like, I'm waking up these funcals.
I'll just start screaming at them.
Like, it's green.
The fucking morning, 80 is dude.
Like, dude, fuck all.
We're screwed, man.
It's over.
Goddamn it.
The party's over boy.
It's turning the lights on.
Turn the lights on.
I'm like these Chinese TikTokers.
This is the meat.
(01:06:28):
Alright, kids, a little PSA time.
If you're out there and you see a camera in public spray paint it.
For a rock at it.
Shoot it if you have the meat.
Check this out.
This goes on to see it.
This goes so deep in the tug and CCTV.
Tints in owns, like, oh, I'm sure it's all of.
So yeah, 10 cents in a state company at Guarantee is.
(01:06:52):
They may say they're private.
There's no fucking way to, yeah, come on, man.
I mean, that's what fucking, to seven billion people on the planet was one,
which is like, it's over eight now, I think.
What's the percentage of one billion out of eight?
One eighth, one eighth.
What's that like, 16% is I'm sure.
(01:07:14):
Jesus.
Are we going to get copyright strikes for the ship?
No.
It's for use.
If we played music, like, anything like that.
And we don't want to make revenue.
So it's okay.
Oh yeah, that's right.
We're already fucking bad.
Who gives a shit?
I'm going to say the end word.
(01:07:35):
It's a shit.
It's a shit.
It's a shit.
It's a shit.
So 10 cents, owns a 38% share, which is a fair...
That's kind of be a majority share.
100%.
So you camera, put it down.
Ted was right.
Shout out to Ted.
Shout out to Ted, but RIP.
Ted.
We won't say Ted who you guys do your own research.
(01:07:56):
Shout out to Ted.
You know what we're talking about?
Yeah.
We won't say Ted who you guys do your own research shout out to Ted. You know
This is goddamn communist dude is the problem
Okay, but he said I've been a communist country. It's placating as a communist country. No, it's a little fruity. Yeah, it's just yeah
It's a centralized
Communism
(01:08:18):
You're a communist. I know
Why the fuck is it Mickey Mouse's dance? Why is the fucking logo Mickey Mouse's pants?
To make it look cute. Yeah, that's really a demon
I like it and I don't like the vibe on this man these guys are stealing all my shit
So all tech companies do but not all of them are required to sell it back to the Chinese
(01:08:45):
Fuckers thing. What do they get a dude with all this fucking data dude? What I've been saying for fucking years
Steel are intellectual property and create their own version of it, but it's always subpar
Yeah, but we don't see it because we're not in China. There's there's a Chinese
(01:09:09):
There's a Chinese riffs
No, no
There's a Chinese riffs
For sure, we're not monetized. There's a Chinese mountain wolf. There's a Chinese bitch. There's a Chinese everywhere
If there's a Chinese mr. Veece
Chinese Veece
They saw it if you see this we're changing the name to Chinese Veece
(01:09:31):
Are I'm telling it do we have seen it in?
We have seen it just an eye it's since we're like do we talked about this?
All right, are they one of their Chinese version of it when is when is a Chinese bitch touring around here?
They're they won't they're not allowed to leave all right then we've got this market corner
Yes, but they are making money and they're like so subpar can we find them?
(01:09:54):
Can we find them? I'm Chinese government. I'm fully willing. I have a large email fucking
You're gonna listen
You out I have a large email list. I'm so never they did I will sell it to you for a price
Fans I'm sorry
Wait a minute every man after a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Let's just make like a million Gmail accounts
(01:10:19):
And just fucking sell them can we do that is that something people do already?
My just corner the mart is Chinese dude. Just feel like I have a huge I've got like a million
I'm she email accounts like figure out how to write a script for a I had to create a million different Gmail
Oh, it's got to be pretty easy and then I'll keep like a running list of it and be like hey
(01:10:39):
You could probably pay for the guys name Jean Xi Jinping Xi Jinping is that his name?
That's the premiere. Yeah, we need the poo. Hey Xi Jinping
I have a million
Facebook I'm willing to sell you for pennies on the dollar. I'm talking 100
I'm talking 100
The sucky like Chinese meal
(01:10:59):
What was that guys bit oh?
He was like getting a right. He was like drunk or something and like Australia or something and they'd like a rest
And this he went off you can pull that up if you get arrested
Pull up the succulent Chinese meal guys. This guys. This is what we should be watching
This will make you happy now I'm paranoid dude
(01:11:19):
What you should be yeah, I don't be just yeah, you know
You got a die someday, so
That's why it takes government so do you live in the city you live a Baltimore if it pops off
You don't have to worry about it. It's gonna be over in a flash for me
Yeah, yeah
A literal flash
(01:11:40):
I mean you're gonna be a pop in Baltimore. You're gonna be typing up a complaint to door dash
The egg rolls call
This is America
(01:12:06):
All right
Days and do
You can't many fug in these places it takes is that Ernest имin?
(01:12:29):
I'm not going to do that.
He blew his head off in Idaho in the 60s or something.
He blew his brains clear all he repainted his fucking ceiling.
Yeah, I do that.
So he went out with him and went.
He's doing it.
He went out like hundred times.
No, hundred Thompson copied him.
(01:12:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know him.
Kurt Kurt's the least original of all these three times removed.
Kurt was murdered.
Well, yeah, we all know that.
But by tencent, the amount of hearing me in your sister.
I don't know if you're a guy.
Oh, back with the jack-lips.
Here we go.
I don't know if you've ever seen a boy really eye on heroin.
If you gave him a gun, he would not know what to do.
He's talking around.
(01:13:11):
He's like, yeah, I've seen him.
And that's, unless he shot up and that blew his brains.
But once again, if you've ever seen a boy on heroin, he would not ruin his eye.
Like, unless he was like some fucking Benny Hill sketch where he just like trips
or falls off the fucking couch and hits finger hits the trigger.
I'm just hitting the blows.
Yeah, some accident.
Yeah, like, but that's the odds.
(01:13:34):
Maybe odds being your favorite.
Well, they weren't in his apparently the new, uh,
Hunger Games is pretty psychedelic.
There's another one.
It's a prequel.
Dude, there's always another one of everything.
Dude, there's a new Indiana.
They made Indiana Jones five.
There's always another one.
Is that, is, is, what's her name in it?
No, it's like the 10th Hunger Games.
I think the movie's on Jennifer Lawrence.
Yeah, no, no, it's, so the new movie.
(01:13:56):
Have you seen the other movie that she's in the new one?
The naked one? Yeah.
Yeah, it's, it's a good movie.
It's a good movie.
Well, that was actually, it was actually a good movie.
I recommend.
Yeah, I forget what I was called.
Oh, no hard feeling.
No, that's what I was.
Thank you.
Um, now the new Hunger Games learns of Reddit.
The book and like has not been able to stop talking about it.
(01:14:17):
Hey, I was like, babe, I didn't know you were so fucking passionate about the hunger.
Yeah, I don't think.
Like we were out of dinner with friends and she was like, oh my god, is anyone read the new Hunger Games?
We were like, no, and like started moving the conversation and she was like, well, let me tell you that for the next Friday.
And it was tight.
And it was all, like we all like, we were in thrall because she's like basically retold the whole story per week.
Got the whole Lord out.
But there's a new movie that came out along with it and it's the prequel.
(01:14:41):
So it's supposed to be like the 10th Hunger Games, all the movies that we're used to with Jennifer Lawrence and her fucking beautiful tits are the, like, 300th Hunger Games.
Oh, it's a super pretty old.
It's like the simile really into the Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, I'm saying man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(01:15:02):
It's pretty frically.
The vocabulary you have is absolutely astounded.
It's, you never heard of the simile really.
Nope, don't know what that word means.
Don't care if it's the Bible of the,
This guy can't read.
Yeah, I know.
Why do you keep putting him on a spot like that?
The last book Justin Red was Captain,
I thought it was good night moon and that was because his mom read it to him.
(01:15:27):
I love that book.
That's a beautiful kid.
Night moon is such a great book.
I saw it in Goodwill the other day, I almost bought it.
In the simile really,
in the collection of myths and stories and various styles of Bajji are,
are Tolkien.
It was, uh, edited and published,
was, humanely by a son, Chris Tolkien.
Possumously.
What do I say?
Pose, humanely.
(01:15:48):
And tomato tomato, you fucking nerd.
Bio, pay, bio.
I'll take everything back.
I had to get one back to you, don't you?
The, uh, it's the Bible of Middle-Earth.
It's got, you know, the fucking,
Roheem.
Anyway, about God damn,
(01:16:10):
our old Tolkien, I mean, God damn Lord.
Who wants to be a simile really in air?
War's movie I've ever seen.
Did I even watch the whole thing?
Wait, Lord of the Rings actually.
Lord of the Rings.
Wait, the OG, wait, like, I hate it.
To ignore him.
Chuck, look at me.
No, I'm just, I ignore him.
I didn't know this.
Ignore him.
I'm not mad at him.
That's fine.
I don't want to exclude him.
(01:16:33):
No, no, I am.
Because no one, everyone likes Lord of the Rings, except for him.
That's fine.
You just said, no, not everyone likes Lord of the Rings.
You just said he wants to be a simile in air?
Yeah, I think this is a tremendous idea for a fucking game show.
That is fun.
Yeah.
I think that is our game.
Cold beer is not never allowed on it.
Reconhosted.
That is our ticket out of this elbow.
(01:16:54):
Copyright.
Had it pending.
Heard it here first.
Oh, nice, please.
He's over the door.
Every more door to ask.
No, my balls hurt.
I'm sitting on him.
Oh, this is the best cast out there.
Yeah, fucking over to.
Does your new seat not hurt?
Help?
No, my balls don't sit any different than they do.
(01:17:17):
They just sit around.
They just always been weird.
Hold up, shit down there.
I'm wearing, I'm right out of underwear.
Gotta get your job straps.
Because I haven't been doing laundry in a while.
And I fucking wearing gym shorts.
Because you got pods.
No, I just don't have time to go to the laundry mat.
You're wearing gym shorts.
It's the worst thing in the world.
It really is, man.
(01:17:38):
It's not.
It's boxer briefs or like tight little boys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gym shorts.
It's just mesh.
You have mesh against.
Sucks.
You have pure mesh sack.
Eight in a week.
Eight in a month a week.
I'll do your laundry.
I understand.
I'm just not doing something man.
The pain of mesh to the sack is not.
(01:18:02):
It's like, mash in my sack all weird.
Because it doesn't have, it's not support.
Are you wearing a fucking swim?
I'm wearing swim trucks.
I'm wearing my high school gym shoes.
I imagine the prognac gym shorts.
Oh, no, no, I don't have a place to eat.
They're terrible.
I used to do that.
And I know how miserable it is.
It sucks.
It's so not.
I thought it would be tough because they're like, you know, they're silky.
(01:18:24):
I mean, you think you're flying right now.
You sweat more.
The polyester against the skin sweat.
I prefer it.
I'd rather than fucking go command.
No.
I get scared.
Zipping my boy up, man.
That's a legit fear.
Just don't do it.
Just be a little awareness because a lot of it.
And he was ever tried to zip the jaw.
You're correct.
You are wrong.
I guarantee you there is some shit out there.
I'm sure that.
(01:18:45):
Pull it up.
Fix that count.
Let me see what happens if I go to YouTube and type in.
I zipped up my boy.
How'd you get the Frank?
How'd you get the beans over the Frank?
Yeah, this one is so bad.
I zipped.
This fucking waterheader's clogged the moths.
She got a fucking dugout over there.
I do.
Damn, though. Let me hit that before we jam.
(01:19:08):
Absolutely.
I zipped my penis and scream.
To look the second one is fucking dead zipping.
There's something about Mary.
I was out with that.
I'm working at Poder.
I don't know what's.
That's my penis.
I've seen that as a close.
That man grabbed my penis.
I just zipped up my dick in my pants.
Is this 528 views?
Who's uploaded two years ago?
(01:19:29):
Let's see what's going on there.
Hell yeah.
Gen Z for the win, Bob.
Did Tydall explain to tell a poem?
I mean, fair.
Yeah, we're on that back.
And he's an reporter pisser too, dude.
(01:19:50):
That's...
You know it's hot and stanky in there.
It's not an ideal situation to ever zip your balls up.
Have you ever been in the Porter Shitter?
And you're just like, man, this is just ideal.
Actually, I...
So when we were... when I was in construction,
doing the ICC Maryland 200,
(01:20:13):
we fucking knew when they were redoing the...
the... the... the... the... the... the...
Shitters?
As a duck out. Oh, oh.
And it was the freshest one.
When you get to clean out, oh, you get that fresh.
The fresh one.
There was no issues.
It was clean as far as that was the best.
Dude, it's still like moist on the inside.
It's just... it's... it's so moist.
It's so moist.
Yeah.
We put the whole cast through that filter.
(01:20:34):
Yeah.
This is...
The cast is done. This is all about jamming in.
Yeah, it's...
Yeah.
Can we put the whole cast through that filter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is...
This is like...
It's...
The cast is done.
This is all about jamming in.
(01:20:56):
Yeah, it's...
We should put the cast after the jam from now on.
But still record in this order.
It's a snap.
Like I should on this forehead with a fuck.
My dick's hanging out with five hundred and five different.
(01:21:22):
My dick's hanging out with five different.
God damn, you need to get your script filled.
I cut my penis off.
I don't want to.
Wasn't that that one rapper dude?
He was on PCP and he cut like a fake off or something.
What was that?
Two short guy.
I don't know.
Two short guy.
I was a famous rapper.
(01:21:44):
He was on PCP.
He cut his penis like my dick is a source of all.
I think he was in problems in life or something.
You can see there remember if the Woo Planckling or three six month.
Yeah.
The third six move for Sherry dude.
Let me six chambers.
It's not like I was going to be a real mess.
Woo Planckling, a affiliated rapper, Andre Johnson, was I own PCP.
(01:22:06):
That's what a lifestoff is painted.
Well, because remember, Chipel was talking about him.
I won't stand up.
That's what I was talking about.
Source is a Johnson.
He's an famous Johnson.
Oh man, that's a bad beat right there.
He used a serrated steak knife to rip the room.
I knew that took a second to do.
Well, it says to rip through his genitalia.
(01:22:28):
Johnson is a member of the group.
Well, remember.
He's a bone.
Remember is a strong word in this case.
Jesus.
Well, you know, don't cut your boys off.
You know what I mean?
Cut.
Chill with your boys.
Don't cut them off.
I'm right with that.
I'm right with that.
Yeah.
Chill with your boys.
Don't cut them off.
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Thanks for tuning in, man.
I'm going to put it in.
I'm going to put it in.
I'm going to put it in.
See you guys on the flip flop.
And I got it's been pretty tight.
It's been pretty cool.
You don't do a little bit of a game episode for the five.
Talk to me, my boys.
Fishmen.
By a jackalope.
Have a good Christmas.
Have a good Christmas.
And Hanhun.
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Happy New Year.
Quantas.
Not a common match.
Whatever 10 cents celebrates, just get used to that.
Keep using discord.
Keep using...
Yeah.
Johnny's apps.
It's all over boys.
Turn the lights on.
Keep it on.
I think we have all the lights on actually right now.
Fuck.
Well, keep on having it.
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We were prepared.
Can you imagine if we didn't have our eyes open right now?
Maybe you saw it much funer.
Don't cut off your Johnson.
Don't do PCP on sanctions.
Or do.
I mean.
That's your choice.
Talk to you.
All right.
Let's jam.
Shall we?
Yeah.
I'm not going to let you in.
subscribe
I'm here.
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Oh, if you put your headphones on your eyeballs, it looks like the lights are off.
Oh, sun screen.
I'm a victim of the emphetamine shortage.
Oh, what are you?
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The youth of our, the great nation.
The great nation of the United States.
Well, this is what happens when you out towards your meth to China.
And it's been about a week, so it's definitely withdraw.
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And then you took it for like two weeks and now you're like hooked.
And then you're like a sample prescription like what the fuck's going on?
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Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have sold so many of them.
I didn't tell a single one, but took them as prescribed.
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Well, I'll mend this tremendous.
I was going to thankgiving.
Well, how about this?
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Let's do this.
Who is the director here?
I'm keeping all of that air.
You're the producer.
I'm the director.
I added the fucking thing.
I'm the producer.
I'm just talking about it.
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I'm cutting it.
And seen.
Okay.
I figured out why we will never actually make it as musicians.
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Who for yourself, honey?
What do you got?
No, no, no.
I'm just speaking for all of us, man, because our level of autism does not match what is actually necessary.
What are you going to pull up like Daniel the Nato to make it as a massively autism?
Favorite person?
He's just issued on the internet.
Watch.
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You understand what I'm saying.
Are you sure we're not autistic?
We're just going to watch YouTube videos for the whole cast.
You'll understand what I'm saying if you watch like five minutes of this.
Not even five minutes.
Let me just skip real quick.
Howdy.
I can't.
Was that a dude in a tote hat doing a Naruto run?
This is what I'm saying, man.
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I have a method to the madness.
Dude, if you want to just move in together, just let us know, man.
Hell yeah, no, leave it like just get.
You just get.
We'll watch a couple minutes and you'll know exactly what I'm saying.
Back story.
Yeah.
You're sure I can't smoke a cigarette right now.
You know what everyone.
This is a bunch of YouTube musicians that are very successful in their own right.
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I've been putting to a mansion together to make bands.
And I started watching it today.
It's been showing up in my algorithm and I refused to watch it because I was like,
I fucking hate all of this shit.
So I put it on and I was like, oh dude, like I just am not autistic enough to beat.
As good as they are, they're all very tremendous musicians.
Like to put myself through this level of cringe.
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I just physically can't do it.
Is this like, is this real or is this a bit?
It's a little a bit of a sad thing on YouTube.
I love when you ask a thing.
It's a real one where like literally watching.
Well, obviously, no, the whole thing is a bit.
No, man.
But it's a real bit.
It's a real bit.
It's all a fugacy.
I don't like this.
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This is actually, you know what?
When's day never happened this week?
I realized that.
I was there.
Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do it.
I'm the fucking table, I swear.
It's tremendous.
Oh my god.
Dude, all right.
That was the best cast of this week.
Don't swear.
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Yeah, this is, this is hilarious.
Um, tactical difficulties again.
Uh, you had any good wings recently, but...
No, dude, I've been off the wings, man.
I'm telling you, I've been going to, uh,
I've been eating the egg salad sandwich from Santa Leather.
Yeah, I'm really hit a little roll-o in my life voice.
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And it's embarrassed in his shit, but you know what?
Like, I'm on the go-do, I'm on the road, I'm a road dog.
So I'm gonna eat road food, dude.
See, my headphones just fell off me.
Dude, it's so bad.
Dude, it's so bad.
This is the best cast of this week.
No, no.
We're finally back to the root spavy.
This is what I have been waiting for.
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Dude, what I have been dreaming of.
This is what the people want.
Finally.
Cover the beard.
Don't worry about the ground beard, man.
Dude, yeah, these rugs are so, so, so, with the mill-do.
There you go, bud, there it is.
You did keep these papers on the table.
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Right next to me.
Hey, no, no drinks on the table, but...
It's not left, and it's all on the computer now.
Computer's drunk, man.
This was a gig.
All right, let's go back to watching YouTube videos.
Yeah, and we're back.
I spilled in there, Ganson, all the fruit.
Oh, it's so new computer set up.
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It's been three hours of setting up.
Hey, drink.
Hey, drink.
You know, shout out to Al-Prasal and for keeping me cool.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, it's hilarious.
Wait, what's his name?
Al-Ganson.
Al-Gol?
All right, back to my point.
We're not this level of...
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It's not working.
Maybe we are, dude.
She's got a mu-shared on the mu-set.
It's a dude.
Hey, man.
I'm sitting so close.
I'm sitting so close.
Dude.
Oh, shit.
Damn, she was hot.
Well, back in the day, if this were a courthouse,
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it'd be like you've proven your point, counsel.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
So, then this episode, they have to...
The goal.
So, they're all separated into different bands.
Okay.
And they have like three hours to write a song
and then perform it live in front of...
The people in the mansion.
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It is straight up 2006...
Woods Church Show, vibe.
Really?
Yeah.
So, we just skipped one of those.
Yeah, we don't need the whole writing process.
I mean, these dudes do, they're like...
This guy's so stoked on it.
He's like, we wrote the second stone ever.
That is the biggest bass I've ever seen.
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No, that's a tiny dude.
Just do trying to be Elon Musk.
Let's get started.
Oh my god.
With the glassed hands and all that shit.
He's got fucking blazer.
Oh, yeah.
Was it in the...
Well, who would like to get?
Who would like to get?
Who would like to get?
Who would like to get?
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Who would like to get?
Who would like to get?
Oh, dude, hell yeah.
It's like two lights, middle of the day.
Couldn't even put a fucking curtain up.
The name they chose for themselves is grasshopper.
I mean, in a pan, it's just picked the first fucking word.
I do, I do.
We're just guessing what it came over the best.
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Yeah.
Next season, we need fish on.
We're like, we don't write.
Yeah.
We can just do it now.
We don't have to.
It's just like us getting wasted in a fucking room.
It's just fun.
How strong do you want us to be?
Yeah.
That's the question.
Did you order your bitch regular extra bitch?
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These guys, every single one of those guys pulled the guitar out of the guitar center.
Like, those are all the guitar center.
Dude, they look like an insane asylum.
Like the way people move it and insane asylum.
There's one guy just like stomping around.
There's a guy just waving.
Come to find out.
This is sponsored by Sweetwater.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, but they were all like, I bet they were grit that.
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I mean, it's pretty cool.
It's for them to be able to pull us off.
Yeah.
That's pretty tight.
Just wait for the crowd shot.
It keeps me at, it's like, your average Wednesday night at a church.
Yeah.
Wednesday night at a church show in 2000.
Dude, that's any show at 10 times the crowd of the audience.
That was actually true.
That was actually true.
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The best show is of all time.
All right.
What we're doing here?
No, that's the first band.
I mean, oh my god, we're not watching everything.
We're doing whatever the fuck I say.
Wrong in the jam and out for way too long.
Wrong band.
So this is the second band.
Oh, oh, that's the third.
Let her rip dude.
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The boys are ripping.
Oh, yeah.
So this is the second band.
This is straight up like going to a local band set when we were in high school.
What's that guy?
Pit 500%.
It is.
It is woods.
Like someone doing the house light is switching.
Good sweet.
Yeah.
I mean, they're fine. They're doing all right.
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I just can't get into like women vocal screaming.
It just doesn't do it for me.
I don't know.
She's pretty sick.
I mean, she's good, but it just doesn't do it for me.
No, I'm with you.
It's like, uh, what's uh, was that?
But he is behemoth.
That's a woman saying.
I think so.
Behemoth.
I mean, there's a couple out there.
It's just kidding.
Ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, whatever it is.
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So this is second band.
And then the third band comes in and just fucking slay that.
Well, this watch a little bit more.
Yeah.
How the crowd killing it.
There's better lights on the crowd.
Great.
Great.
That's true.
Everything incorporated.
Some sort of physical challenge into this.
Oh, before me.
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This is definitely a hardcore show.
Shut up, dog.
Oh, my voice.
Thanks for coming now.
Thanks for coming out to the 32 bill band.
Well, and it's the dichotomy of the local shows where you have, like, the fucking over-the-top,
like, power metal band.
And then you have, now you have black dolly a murder.
Yeah.
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Slash aches, a cashew strain.
And in the middle, you've got, like, the chick, like, pop metal band with one metal breakdown.
I mean, these guys are definitely ripping, but...
Oh, yeah.
I mean, in all their respective rights, they're incredible.
It's actually, I'm going to watch the whole entire season because it's very entertaining.
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I just wanted to, this is just, I was watching this before I came here.
It reminds me of local late.
This is why you were late.
Oh.
This reminds me of...
Dude, if you ever... if it been to what's it's that, it reminds me of...
It reminds me of exactly what, like, you could imagine a local show in 2004,
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would look like in any state, I think, across the entire country.
If there was a scene in your state.
Correct?
Yeah.
I agree.
Do you know what's crazy about this whole, un-bitch thing is...
There are all too much ego maniacs in the band.
You know what I mean?
Everyone has no less than it, at least 400,000 subs to their respect.
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They would never make it.
They can make maybe an album.
They can do a huge whole series.
Yeah, there are too many ego's in the band.
They're going to be fighting within the...
The drummer week.
I need to be in the front of the stage.
I need to be in the audience.
They can really feel what I'm playing.
Right down the center, right in the front, the audience on me.
The drummer's like, I'm circling around the drum key.
(48:43):
I'm only playing drums because my guitar channel is smaller than this guy's guitar channel.
But I'm a ten times better guitar player than this guy.
Tom?
Yes.
I fully admit that.
I've been problem with that.
Tom came right?
No, but I'm telling you.
Tom came right?
He knows it.
He can't read or write.
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He can't write the tunes.
He can't read or write, man.
Literality dude.
He'll illustrate boys.
Well, that's funny, man.
Well, that's good.
I mean, what's it called?
Like, what's the mansion music?
I'm using this mansion.
Jared Dine.
You know that guy Jared Dine?
Yeah, you've seen his videos.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, he sure.
Yeah, but he's like, yeah, he's like the host.
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And like, put this all together.
I guess they rented an Airbnb in Pennsylvania.
Dude, they're all from fucking Pennsylvania.
I didn't realize that.
What's going on in Pennsylvania?
Middle.
It is.
It's something else to do up there.
So you're just kind of sequestered.
Yeah, I think it's like Canada.
Like, you know, all the great bands coming out of Canada back in the day.
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Like, it's cold in the winter.
There's nothing else to do.
Yeah, like, I'm real living.
I think it's cheap fucking rent, open land big houses.
And these guys are making way too much money off of YouTube.
That they're like, oh, well, fucking for us.
Beening the majority of it on like, right in California.
We'll just link up here.
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Dude, let's make fish mansion.
Fish mansion would be tight.
We can't do it in any of the Central.
We can do it in the States.
We can do it in Pennsylvania.
We can do it in New York.
We can do it in New York.
We can do it in Pennsylvania.
We can do it in New York.
We can do it in New York.
We can do it in Pennsylvania.
We can do it in Pennsylvania.
We're getting engaged.
Dude, it's got a special place in mind.
We're just moving to the middle of Delaware.
Like, not even near the beach, man.
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Just in the middle of Delaware.
I think that's still next to the beach, man.
Yeah, it's like all pretty much right there.
I think Delaware, I mean, what dovers kind of in the middle of the fucking thing.
We're moving to do over.
There's the biggest cabellas in Delaware's car ranch.
Hell yeah.
Dude, can you imagine just being having easy access to go see NASCAR?
Just be like, yeah, catch a race.
Yeah, huh.
You know, what else am I going to do today?
(50:53):
I'll catch the matinee, you know, like just,
What Tuesday matinee?
The five o'clock race.
Yeah.
I'm watching Time Trials boys.
I'll walk up to the Tuesday matinee 500.
Dude, people leave.
Dude, that would be cool.
Man, actually, I would probably drop everything work
at the dover race track and just be come like,
a tracks supervisor or like someone, you know,
(51:14):
painting lines on the road out there.
Dude, that's all hot dogs in the stands.
I wouldn't do that.
It's too much work.
I wouldn't say it'd be good at it.
I'd say it would.
He'd just get in.
I'd say it'd have the dog.
You just sit there and just plop down.
It's hand on my own.
I'd sell ear protection.
I'd sell the gunners.
That's smart.
Oh, you sell guns in there too?
No, no gunners.
Oh, yeah, the hard boys.
(51:36):
No, no.
The ones that you can hear the drivers.
I don't think they're called gunners.
Oh, those are expensive.
Yeah, these are probably need like a special licensing
to get even the freaking, we talked about on NASCAR and Salvia.
Those things were like $300 to rent for the thing.
For one.
(51:57):
And because they were, everyone in the stands had it except for us.
Because I was like, I don't have that type of money.
What's it, what's it cost?
Tracer's, I don't know what it's all.
I mean, that's the thing.
It's all got to be in house.
It's all got to be in house.
Like that's why they can just charge whatever the fuck they want.
They're not worried about the licensing fees because they run it.
I told you that NASCAR was literally the in stage of capitalism.
(52:18):
People were walking around with tied leather jackets on dude.
It was wild.
Yeah, really.
He rode baby.
I was like, you really like fucking cleaning the room.
The rooster.
That's me.
I love, I love, I love good clean.
Back in the day, tired was my team, boy.
I love good clean.
Durgin.
I mean, now we're on the pods.
(52:41):
That she gets the smoke stains out of my clothes.
I don't know other.
The pods don't work well.
They don't dissolve right.
They really have a film and yeah, if you don't, you got to wash them a certain way.
I fucking hate them.
You guys are on doing them right.
You gotta eat them.
Well, if you take them to the actual morse.
But actually, if you use them one of those home washers, they don't work.
But if you take them to the laundromat, they kick ass.
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Really?
Yeah.
Well, I've been going to laundromat for fucking years.
You go to a shitty laundromat.
Yeah, I don't even think they have hot water in there.
It's kind of weird.
It's hot.
Don't watch your clothes with hot water.
I never do dude.
I only wash my clothes in a...
Yeah, definitely not that sure, man.
Oh, dude.
I got a...
The shirt was the biggest one they had.
I'd be wearing that.
(53:24):
I've been stretching this bad boy out for the last three hours.
We're going to end.
Yeah, we're not washing this shirt.
This is a one and done.
It's...
I keep trying shirts and they're way too small.
Why are you keep buying small shirts?
Dude, because they don't make shit for fat dudes anymore.
We have another time.
Yeah, they do.
Nothing tight, dude.
You gotta go to a tour dude.
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That's where it's pretty tight.
Go on a tour.
Fat hot topic is not time.
I think it's only for fucking bras.
Yeah, yeah.
What am I gonna wear?
I mean, we can get it.
Dude, just go to goodwill.
They got the fucking 6x polos out there.
Go on a goodwill dude.
I'm not a boss.
Smaller your pride.
10 men's fucking sweats.
So guy got shot in that shirt.
Straight up.
The only shit I wears, David.
(54:08):
Look at this jacket.
Man, all along.
He's sitting down.
There's a life jacket.
My dad's watching my dad dee.
He's talking shit.
I came in to his house last night.
You put that out?
He was like, are you wearing a door-jacket?
He was like, no, dude.
He was like, no, dude.
He was like, no, dude.
(54:29):
He was like, I know the fish and the one.
He was just talking shit.
He was like, what?
You got a sponsorship?
I was like, no, I got it on the eBay man.
Oh man.
I got that jackalope.
By the way.
You did buy a jackalope?
Yeah, I bought a jackalope, man.
He's gonna be tied.
It's gonna be so sweet.
You got a mount, it's like, use it as like, I don't know.
(54:50):
Put it right over the bed.
So cool thing is, right?
Yeah, make sure those antlers are nice and sturdy.
Grab on a little money.
Hold on.
The coolest thing ever is that we had the internet available to us again.
So we can pull up exactly what you're talking about for people.
They're still real, right?
Oh, big time.
I mean, I called you after stolen baller.
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I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah.
I said, I need you killing your own jack.
I mean, they're rare, dude.
Like, you only get one shot in your lifetime.
T-sticks.
Did you spend $300?
Not quite.
It was for.
Not quite.
How much did you spend?
What was it?
It was like two, six.
Oh, yeah.
I was hammered out like this is the dumbest part.
(55:38):
And I was like in a bit more with this guy at the end.
I did the old weight.
You bought it on eBay?
Hell yeah, dude.
I did the old you wait until like 10 seconds left.
And you fire in another bit on top of your already winning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just in case.
No, for sure.
Just crem down a cram up was.
I got a fucking $600 camera for $300.
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That's a good one because that's a nice teamo.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We'll see that.
See, that one's nice, but the, but the, but the.
But the.
Cricket is fucked.
It would be tight.
But the, but the, the plaque isn't big enough.
They're like the mount.
The yours or this one.
No, that one.
That's it.
It's really nice.
It's really nice, but you need a bigger.
You can, you can, you can find the answer.
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Boy's ears.
Are you?
Is that Rudy?
Four.
Four.
Dude.
What's two?
Eight.
Eight.
Like, in like 20 years, can we turn Rudy into a room to local.
Through the move.
Yeah.
The five shit in pay for payment.
Do you see how it way long.
That's what I'm saying.
This is our new.
(56:43):
We do 15 easy payments of 39 nine.
Did you see the things about the fucking the, the do's in China,
selling like, make up on.
TikTok live.
The clear is like four to five million dollars.
You see the USD a month.
What?
Dude, this shit is fucking insane.
So I'm telling you, it's the new.
(57:05):
We need to like, like, ship in some Chinese dudes and run that ourselves.
It's the, it's the new.
Go to casino.
It's the new QVC for sure.
These guys make insane amounts of money.
And this guy got backlash because he started calling for his audience.
Poor.
I'm just calling people fucking burgas.
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Well, that's what fucking Tom's a gory even did.
He's like, he's losing out of all of his audience because of it.
Two characters.
He doesn't see.
He's not poor.
Yeah, he's done.
He says.
I never thought Tom's a girl.
You know, that great to be going.
I didn't like, I saw his stay.
I went to show.
This was a good.
(57:49):
Salt.
Yeah.
He's done.
He says.
I never thought Tom's a girl.
Salt.
Salt.
Salt.
Salt.
Someone bought it.
So, wait.
So, what are these people just like in a queue and they just buy whatever pop up or just kind of suck
into it already?
Salt.
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So, just about that.
Just about that.
Are you kidding me?
There's no way, like, it's people.
Here's the thing that it's got to be people just waiting.
They just look at me.
He says, Chinese live streamer who spends only three seconds for owning each product.
18.7 million dollars in seven days.
Put it in a week.
Put the mic back when you do that.
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What do we do?
Seven days.
Why, why are we selling shit on the internet?
Because we're not this.
We can't.
Try it.
Yeah, we don't have.
We don't have having things off the start grabbing things.
We don't have hundreds of millions of people.
Look, two slow days.
Two ways.
We just don't know.
Wait, hang on.
Is it?
How much for the boy?
Shows.
Like, it's not real.
It's not this fake.
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It's fake.
This is a sire.
Dude, this is totally a sire.
Chinese economy's crazy, man.
No, it's just like, look, let's check this guy out.
This guy's.
What's the time?
What's the time?
What's the time?
Will you go for seven?
Is that you Tyler?
What's the time?
About two points seven.
Bill, you know, for a day selling product is here.
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Should, at that point, you do that for a week and retire.
well here's a this is what Trump was talking about this whole time did he was right
he was right about Chinese people taking over TikTok
no because deeper do you check this out because deeper discord
the app that is taking over the internet everything it's gained like 300 million
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subscribers in the past couple months
so far so far there is a the internet's fake there is a rule in the Chinese government
that companies have to sell their data to the Chinese government really
yeah they're authoritarian state but there's a company called no for sure for sure
(59:58):
but there's a company called tensent there's a company called tensent there's a company called
10 cents that owns majority stakes and all of our American social media companies
and whenever you download like discord it was valued at like seven billion dollars
(01:00:23):
and they don't have like a they don't sell ads they don't have like a they
have like a pay to play model but it's like four dollars a month's called discord
and I turn over the uses it all you do is get like more emojis or like a faster
server or something like that yeah so this court brings in 300 million dollars
(01:00:44):
and like a year but they're valued at seven billion dollars so people's
fucking people start going like well why is a company that only
generates 300 million dollars making or evaluate it at seven billion and they
turn that down Microsoft tried to buy them for seven billion dollars they
(01:01:04):
turned it down because they were like well it's fucking oh wait a
more than that shit is just money on paper it's fake it's fucking oh for sure
for sure absolutely it's it's it's tech it's a bubble it's a bubble but
this it's not even on paper it's just looking one's and zeros out there when
you start fucking digging deep and realizing that the money it's
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invested by Chinese companies and that these companies have to report all of
the data they've gathered to the government you start thinking something's going on
make seven million dollars
these call
(01:02:03):
You can't wait till a fucking solar flare takes all this shit out.
That's the population of the United States.
(01:02:24):
I'm just going to show you how my space put doesn't work after spilling their games.
It's all spased off.
I mean, so they're trying to, so Michael, let's say that was the current, or that was an old
offer was the 12 billion.
So what do you know, do you have any idea what an offer would be like now?
(01:02:45):
This video came in like two weeks ago.
Okay.
Well, how old was that offer from Microsoft?
I'm not sure.
I'm not Bill Gates.
I can ask him.
Hit him with a pie again.
No, of course it doesn't make sense.
I mean, they're only paying $36 per user.
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Oh, you're saying for the attention economy.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Good math, dude.
Autism.
That's smart.
Fucking bass.
I didn't even pay attention to anything.
Yeah, dude.
See, that's what you got to do.
Don't pay attention.
That's what I, discord was one of the apps that was used for two.
(01:03:28):
Anyways, you know, it's like that, it's like that Simpsons episode where all the
fucking ads come to life, all the fucking billboards and stuff and the big donut dude
and he's rolling the giant hat donut down the fucking main street, blowing the whole
town up and they find out the only way to combat is just don't fucking look.
Just don't pay attention to it.
Yeah, just look away.
Just look away.
Ignore it.
Or try to fucking get a piece of the pie.
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And until the pie is ignored and then it's worth nothing.
Justin's over there already fucking investing in Tencent.
Yeah, well, I was just interested in the discourse.
I was just a calculator.
Two plus.
I mean, I used discord for, I got scammed on discord for a lot of cryptocurrency.
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Talk about it, guys.
I got, I used discord for mid journey.
That's how you generate AI images.
Look at this guy.
Right.
Yeah, he doesn't stand a chance against this guy.
No, he's he rocks a neck beard on ironic.
I know.
You don't stand a chance.
Dude, when you get all these free games, they're not free to.
(01:04:39):
You give all these permissions to all of these.
I mean, this is, we're not breaking new grounds.
We all know this.
We're not breaking new grounds.
Dude, I can't even use the internet anymore because I'm just like any time I go on to a site.
It's like, oh, you have to accept all the cookies.
And I'm just like, no, I can't read anything anymore.
Yeah.
That's the life I live.
(01:05:00):
Let's just go.
Let's just go.
So this was a tiny wings.
I used to play the game all the time.
I mean, my data.
If I, if I get a, I've been poked or have you been poked calm,
I, and you put in your email address, but I've got like 40 fucking red flags.
Is this just a matter of time?
Oh, dude, I had a whole eBay thing where my account got hacked and they were selling bogus,
(01:05:24):
like bracelets, like those energy bracelet things.
You know what I'm talking about?
That they used to sell back and like the early to get prison.
Dude, no, like the, it's like the spiral wrap with the two metal balls on the end.
It's like a battle thing.
It balances your electron.
You know, some shit.
So this bitch from New York was selling hundreds of those things on my fucking eBay account.
And you, which I hadn't used for years.
(01:05:45):
And I tried to sign it and it's like, by the way,
here's your tax forms for the year.
I'm like tax forms.
What the hell are you talking about?
So I go into like whole fucking rabbit hole.
I'm trying to get a whole eBay.
You know, everyone I get is like, hello, my name is Michael.
Like, I'm like, no, it's not dude.
Come on.
Just, just be honest with you.
Just fucking white.
Like, block this person on my account.
They're calling me on Smith.
(01:06:06):
They're calling me like three in the fucking morning.
And I'm like, I'm waking up these funcals.
I'll just start screaming at them.
Like, it's green.
The fucking morning, 80 is dude.
Like, dude, fuck all.
We're screwed, man.
It's over.
Goddamn it.
The party's over boy.
It's turning the lights on.
Turn the lights on.
I'm like these Chinese TikTokers.
This is the meat.
(01:06:28):
Alright, kids, a little PSA time.
If you're out there and you see a camera in public spray paint it.
For a rock at it.
Shoot it if you have the meat.
Check this out.
This goes on to see it.
This goes so deep in the tug and CCTV.
Tints in owns, like, oh, I'm sure it's all of.
So yeah, 10 cents in a state company at Guarantee is.
(01:06:52):
They may say they're private.
There's no fucking way to, yeah, come on, man.
I mean, that's what fucking, to seven billion people on the planet was one,
which is like, it's over eight now, I think.
What's the percentage of one billion out of eight?
One eighth, one eighth.
What's that like, 16% is I'm sure.
(01:07:14):
Jesus.
Are we going to get copyright strikes for the ship?
No.
It's for use.
If we played music, like, anything like that.
And we don't want to make revenue.
So it's okay.
Oh yeah, that's right.
We're already fucking bad.
Who gives a shit?
I'm going to say the end word.
(01:07:35):
It's a shit.
It's a shit.
It's a shit.
It's a shit.
So 10 cents, owns a 38% share, which is a fair...
That's kind of be a majority share.
100%.
So you camera, put it down.
Ted was right.
Shout out to Ted.
Shout out to Ted, but RIP.
Ted.
We won't say Ted who you guys do your own research.
(01:07:56):
Shout out to Ted.
You know what we're talking about?
Yeah.
We won't say Ted who you guys do your own research shout out to Ted. You know
This is goddamn communist dude is the problem
Okay, but he said I've been a communist country. It's placating as a communist country. No, it's a little fruity. Yeah, it's just yeah
It's a centralized
Communism
(01:08:18):
You're a communist. I know
Why the fuck is it Mickey Mouse's dance? Why is the fucking logo Mickey Mouse's pants?
To make it look cute. Yeah, that's really a demon
I like it and I don't like the vibe on this man these guys are stealing all my shit
So all tech companies do but not all of them are required to sell it back to the Chinese
(01:08:45):
Fuckers thing. What do they get a dude with all this fucking data dude? What I've been saying for fucking years
Steel are intellectual property and create their own version of it, but it's always subpar
Yeah, but we don't see it because we're not in China. There's there's a Chinese
(01:09:09):
There's a Chinese riffs
No, no
There's a Chinese riffs
For sure, we're not monetized. There's a Chinese mountain wolf. There's a Chinese bitch. There's a Chinese everywhere
If there's a Chinese mr. Veece
Chinese Veece
They saw it if you see this we're changing the name to Chinese Veece
(01:09:31):
Are I'm telling it do we have seen it in?
We have seen it just an eye it's since we're like do we talked about this?
All right, are they one of their Chinese version of it when is when is a Chinese bitch touring around here?
They're they won't they're not allowed to leave all right then we've got this market corner
Yes, but they are making money and they're like so subpar can we find them?
(01:09:54):
Can we find them? I'm Chinese government. I'm fully willing. I have a large email fucking
You're gonna listen
You out I have a large email list. I'm so never they did I will sell it to you for a price
Fans I'm sorry
Wait a minute every man after a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Let's just make like a million Gmail accounts
(01:10:19):
And just fucking sell them can we do that is that something people do already?
My just corner the mart is Chinese dude. Just feel like I have a huge I've got like a million
I'm she email accounts like figure out how to write a script for a I had to create a million different Gmail
Oh, it's got to be pretty easy and then I'll keep like a running list of it and be like hey
(01:10:39):
You could probably pay for the guys name Jean Xi Jinping Xi Jinping is that his name?
That's the premiere. Yeah, we need the poo. Hey Xi Jinping
I have a million
Facebook I'm willing to sell you for pennies on the dollar. I'm talking 100
I'm talking 100
The sucky like Chinese meal
(01:10:59):
What was that guys bit oh?
He was like getting a right. He was like drunk or something and like Australia or something and they'd like a rest
And this he went off you can pull that up if you get arrested
Pull up the succulent Chinese meal guys. This guys. This is what we should be watching
This will make you happy now I'm paranoid dude
(01:11:19):
What you should be yeah, I don't be just yeah, you know
You got a die someday, so
That's why it takes government so do you live in the city you live a Baltimore if it pops off
You don't have to worry about it. It's gonna be over in a flash for me
Yeah, yeah
A literal flash
(01:11:40):
I mean you're gonna be a pop in Baltimore. You're gonna be typing up a complaint to door dash
The egg rolls call
This is America
(01:12:06):
All right
Days and do
You can't many fug in these places it takes is that Ernest имin?
(01:12:29):
I'm not going to do that.
He blew his head off in Idaho in the 60s or something.
He blew his brains clear all he repainted his fucking ceiling.
Yeah, I do that.
So he went out with him and went.
He's doing it.
He went out like hundred times.
No, hundred Thompson copied him.
(01:12:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know him.
Kurt Kurt's the least original of all these three times removed.
Kurt was murdered.
Well, yeah, we all know that.
But by tencent, the amount of hearing me in your sister.
I don't know if you're a guy.
Oh, back with the jack-lips.
Here we go.
I don't know if you've ever seen a boy really eye on heroin.
If you gave him a gun, he would not know what to do.
He's talking around.
(01:13:11):
He's like, yeah, I've seen him.
And that's, unless he shot up and that blew his brains.
But once again, if you've ever seen a boy on heroin, he would not ruin his eye.
Like, unless he was like some fucking Benny Hill sketch where he just like trips
or falls off the fucking couch and hits finger hits the trigger.
I'm just hitting the blows.
Yeah, some accident.
Yeah, like, but that's the odds.
(01:13:34):
Maybe odds being your favorite.
Well, they weren't in his apparently the new, uh,
Hunger Games is pretty psychedelic.
There's another one.
It's a prequel.
Dude, there's always another one of everything.
Dude, there's a new Indiana.
They made Indiana Jones five.
There's always another one.
Is that, is, is, what's her name in it?
No, it's like the 10th Hunger Games.
I think the movie's on Jennifer Lawrence.
Yeah, no, no, it's, so the new movie.
(01:13:56):
Have you seen the other movie that she's in the new one?
The naked one? Yeah.
Yeah, it's, it's a good movie.
It's a good movie.
Well, that was actually, it was actually a good movie.
I recommend.
Yeah, I forget what I was called.
Oh, no hard feeling.
No, that's what I was.
Thank you.
Um, now the new Hunger Games learns of Reddit.
The book and like has not been able to stop talking about it.
(01:14:17):
Hey, I was like, babe, I didn't know you were so fucking passionate about the hunger.
Yeah, I don't think.
Like we were out of dinner with friends and she was like, oh my god, is anyone read the new Hunger Games?
We were like, no, and like started moving the conversation and she was like, well, let me tell you that for the next Friday.
And it was tight.
And it was all, like we all like, we were in thrall because she's like basically retold the whole story per week.
Got the whole Lord out.
But there's a new movie that came out along with it and it's the prequel.
(01:14:41):
So it's supposed to be like the 10th Hunger Games, all the movies that we're used to with Jennifer Lawrence and her fucking beautiful tits are the, like, 300th Hunger Games.
Oh, it's a super pretty old.
It's like the simile really into the Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, I'm saying man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(01:15:02):
It's pretty frically.
The vocabulary you have is absolutely astounded.
It's, you never heard of the simile really.
Nope, don't know what that word means.
Don't care if it's the Bible of the,
This guy can't read.
Yeah, I know.
Why do you keep putting him on a spot like that?
The last book Justin Red was Captain,
I thought it was good night moon and that was because his mom read it to him.
(01:15:27):
I love that book.
That's a beautiful kid.
Night moon is such a great book.
I saw it in Goodwill the other day, I almost bought it.
In the simile really,
in the collection of myths and stories and various styles of Bajji are,
are Tolkien.
It was, uh, edited and published,
was, humanely by a son, Chris Tolkien.
Possumously.
What do I say?
Pose, humanely.
(01:15:48):
And tomato tomato, you fucking nerd.
Bio, pay, bio.
I'll take everything back.
I had to get one back to you, don't you?
The, uh, it's the Bible of Middle-Earth.
It's got, you know, the fucking,
Roheem.
Anyway, about God damn,
(01:16:10):
our old Tolkien, I mean, God damn Lord.
Who wants to be a simile really in air?
War's movie I've ever seen.
Did I even watch the whole thing?
Wait, Lord of the Rings actually.
Lord of the Rings.
Wait, the OG, wait, like, I hate it.
To ignore him.
Chuck, look at me.
No, I'm just, I ignore him.
I didn't know this.
Ignore him.
I'm not mad at him.
That's fine.
I don't want to exclude him.
(01:16:33):
No, no, I am.
Because no one, everyone likes Lord of the Rings, except for him.
That's fine.
You just said, no, not everyone likes Lord of the Rings.
You just said he wants to be a simile in air?
Yeah, I think this is a tremendous idea for a fucking game show.
That is fun.
Yeah.
I think that is our game.
Cold beer is not never allowed on it.
Reconhosted.
That is our ticket out of this elbow.
(01:16:54):
Copyright.
Had it pending.
Heard it here first.
Oh, nice, please.
He's over the door.
Every more door to ask.
No, my balls hurt.
I'm sitting on him.
Oh, this is the best cast out there.
Yeah, fucking over to.
Does your new seat not hurt?
Help?
No, my balls don't sit any different than they do.
(01:17:17):
They just sit around.
They just always been weird.
Hold up, shit down there.
I'm wearing, I'm right out of underwear.
Gotta get your job straps.
Because I haven't been doing laundry in a while.
And I fucking wearing gym shorts.
Because you got pods.
No, I just don't have time to go to the laundry mat.
You're wearing gym shorts.
It's the worst thing in the world.
It really is, man.
(01:17:38):
It's not.
It's boxer briefs or like tight little boys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gym shorts.
It's just mesh.
You have mesh against.
Sucks.
You have pure mesh sack.
Eight in a week.
Eight in a month a week.
I'll do your laundry.
I understand.
I'm just not doing something man.
The pain of mesh to the sack is not.
(01:18:02):
It's like, mash in my sack all weird.
Because it doesn't have, it's not support.
Are you wearing a fucking swim?
I'm wearing swim trucks.
I'm wearing my high school gym shoes.
I imagine the prognac gym shorts.
Oh, no, no, I don't have a place to eat.
They're terrible.
I used to do that.
And I know how miserable it is.
It sucks.
It's so not.
I thought it would be tough because they're like, you know, they're silky.
(01:18:24):
I mean, you think you're flying right now.
You sweat more.
The polyester against the skin sweat.
I prefer it.
I'd rather than fucking go command.
No.
I get scared.
Zipping my boy up, man.
That's a legit fear.
Just don't do it.
Just be a little awareness because a lot of it.
And he was ever tried to zip the jaw.
You're correct.
You are wrong.
I guarantee you there is some shit out there.
I'm sure that.
(01:18:45):
Pull it up.
Fix that count.
Let me see what happens if I go to YouTube and type in.
I zipped up my boy.
How'd you get the Frank?
How'd you get the beans over the Frank?
Yeah, this one is so bad.
I zipped.
This fucking waterheader's clogged the moths.
She got a fucking dugout over there.
I do.
Damn, though. Let me hit that before we jam.
(01:19:08):
Absolutely.
I zipped my penis and scream.
To look the second one is fucking dead zipping.
There's something about Mary.
I was out with that.
I'm working at Poder.
I don't know what's.
That's my penis.
I've seen that as a close.
That man grabbed my penis.
I just zipped up my dick in my pants.
Is this 528 views?
Who's uploaded two years ago?
(01:19:29):
Let's see what's going on there.
Hell yeah.
Gen Z for the win, Bob.
Did Tydall explain to tell a poem?
I mean, fair.
Yeah, we're on that back.
And he's an reporter pisser too, dude.
(01:19:50):
That's...
You know it's hot and stanky in there.
It's not an ideal situation to ever zip your balls up.
Have you ever been in the Porter Shitter?
And you're just like, man, this is just ideal.
Actually, I...
So when we were... when I was in construction,
doing the ICC Maryland 200,
(01:20:13):
we fucking knew when they were redoing the...
the... the... the... the... the... the...
Shitters?
As a duck out. Oh, oh.
And it was the freshest one.
When you get to clean out, oh, you get that fresh.
The fresh one.
There was no issues.
It was clean as far as that was the best.
Dude, it's still like moist on the inside.
It's just... it's... it's so moist.
It's so moist.
Yeah.
We put the whole cast through that filter.
(01:20:34):
Yeah.
This is...
The cast is done. This is all about jamming in.
Yeah, it's...
Yeah.
Can we put the whole cast through that filter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is...
This is like...
It's...
The cast is done.
This is all about jamming in.
(01:20:56):
Yeah, it's...
We should put the cast after the jam from now on.
But still record in this order.
It's a snap.
Like I should on this forehead with a fuck.
My dick's hanging out with five hundred and five different.
(01:21:22):
My dick's hanging out with five different.
God damn, you need to get your script filled.
I cut my penis off.
I don't want to.
Wasn't that that one rapper dude?
He was on PCP and he cut like a fake off or something.
What was that?
Two short guy.
I don't know.
Two short guy.
I was a famous rapper.
(01:21:44):
He was on PCP.
He cut his penis like my dick is a source of all.
I think he was in problems in life or something.
You can see there remember if the Woo Planckling or three six month.
Yeah.
The third six move for Sherry dude.
Let me six chambers.
It's not like I was going to be a real mess.
Woo Planckling, a affiliated rapper, Andre Johnson, was I own PCP.
(01:22:06):
That's what a lifestoff is painted.
Well, because remember, Chipel was talking about him.
I won't stand up.
That's what I was talking about.
Source is a Johnson.
He's an famous Johnson.
Oh man, that's a bad beat right there.
He used a serrated steak knife to rip the room.
I knew that took a second to do.
Well, it says to rip through his genitalia.
(01:22:28):
Johnson is a member of the group.
Well, remember.
He's a bone.
Remember is a strong word in this case.
Jesus.
Well, you know, don't cut your boys off.
You know what I mean?
Cut.
Chill with your boys.
Don't cut them off.
I'm right with that.
I'm right with that.
Yeah.
Chill with your boys.
Don't cut them off.
(01:22:51):
Thanks for tuning in, man.
I'm going to put it in.
I'm going to put it in.
I'm going to put it in.
See you guys on the flip flop.
And I got it's been pretty tight.
It's been pretty cool.
You don't do a little bit of a game episode for the five.
Talk to me, my boys.
Fishmen.
By a jackalope.
Have a good Christmas.
Have a good Christmas.
And Hanhun.
(01:23:12):
Happy New Year.
Quantas.
Not a common match.
Whatever 10 cents celebrates, just get used to that.
Keep using discord.
Keep using...
Yeah.
Johnny's apps.
It's all over boys.
Turn the lights on.
Keep it on.
I think we have all the lights on actually right now.
Fuck.
Well, keep on having it.
(01:23:33):
We were prepared.
Can you imagine if we didn't have our eyes open right now?
Maybe you saw it much funer.
Don't cut off your Johnson.
Don't do PCP on sanctions.
Or do.
I mean.
That's your choice.
Talk to you.
All right.
Let's jam.
Shall we?
Yeah.
I'm not going to let you in.
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