July 29, 2023 • 75 mins
In The Heavy Riffs Podcast Episode 51, dive into the cool vibes of Mountainwolf’s record release show and witness Justin’s epic saga of being stuck in Ohio way too long. Experience Tuck’s microphone-shaking yells and get introduced to the world of SHABOINGBOING! Tune in for a mix of music, misadventures, and the birth of something truly extraordinary. BISCH is now the most psychedelic band in the stratosphere!
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She's so high
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Hi, about me
She's so lovely
She's so high
She's so high
Talks got quite the collection of Gans going right there
I literally want to be anywhere else but right here
Sorry, man. Yeah. Well, welcome. Yeah, daddard
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So there's something like a little quiet now. No, but I sound super loud now. Yeah, I think it's just that you're like really loud
But try to be if I get like one two. Yeah, and it's like really
Tenny
Yeah, you want to check. Hey. Yeah, this oh
Bring it back. Check. Check. Bring it back up. Yep. Keep coming up. Keep coming up right there right there. It should be good. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. That's way better
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Check. Check. Good. Hey
You should be the last thing. Yeah, bring it up just a scoosh
I would just rise the fader don't do that. Yeah, don't no gain. Yeah, there we go. One two check. Yeah, that's fine
Probably didn't use it. She's so high
Hi
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She's so lovely
She's so high
That's yeah, we got to do the kid thing
Yeah
Yeah, definitely you got to play
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I don't know what I want to be right now
I know, dad. We're gonna work on where your pitch boys
Oh, dad. I'm gonna be fogging
Good money for those you're gonna wear
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This is not an option. Oh, we are so back. We're fucking back boys
I forgot the power that the pit just when he thought it was over
Really right back in throw the pits on so fucking back
Dude, I'm fucking ready to do it
I am for us right now. I know, did he do in the band?
(02:15):
Dude, what are you doing?
The bearings never work properly, too
The moves, they start spinning
You get stuck on the dust
This is it that
(02:37):
Tell me I know a couple people that do that
You know it's the TH's
Tyler running the fire on the
We just did our record release show S
Skylar, Skylar valiance in the the second band shout out to black loneliness Mike Stan fell off
Like halfway through the set and my boy boy was he was running
(02:59):
It was doing the move that I have never seen a satman do before no just in front of the whole crowd
Just wake from the one who tried like the whole thing was attached the boom was like about the smack
Dave in the face while you shredding
Is it going in and out?
This is kind of entertaining
It was kind of tight
Yeah, I'd never seen anything like they're playing this like you know some psyched elves shit
(03:21):
So it was kind of like watching they
What's the the talisman go back and yeah
Like it's not you there's definitely some boys wet boys in the crowd staring at that
Yeah, it's kind of crazy the crowd that you get it for those kind of shows like you definitely get the boys that are
Stoppin wet like straight off the street wet you're like what are you?
(03:44):
Where were you at?
What are you doing?
Psychedelic show
Down here. Yeah, just like wave that we're even been in and out up and down and never learn between here
I hell you man dude like shout out to Thursday. You can see man all right
Have some when I was thinking I was like dude. It's Thursday
Like what are you doing today? Dude Thursday is like what one of the worst days for a show?
(04:09):
Yeah, I agree
Two days actually by far the worst
It's actually worse than Monday somehow. I don't know because Monday some people are like yeah
They're still carrying it over from the weekend. Yeah, you can still check out a little bit on work and should
Yeah Monday you're like I had to get out and see some bands or play a show and then well just and was like why is it?
(04:29):
And I'm Friday. I was like I did not up to me, man. Dude. That's a head of wedding. Yeah, oh, is that?
So you know you can make that following week that would be tighter, but like no it was like
You know it worked out it was great. Oh, yeah, no this killer
We weren't trying to go so deep into the summer that it was like ball water hot outside
I mean you're about as close as you get. Oh, it was
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Where was the dog days of summer? Yeah, it's it's over. I fell off. I'll basically elatter my legs
Yeah, once again, wasn't rust spotting you on that. Yeah, and I hear my answers from
Then I fall off this high top chair just destroy my leg. It's the size of fucking five watermelons right now
And I just hear I'm gonna have to call you church
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It was like you
You good did you fall?
You should have got up and said what the broken body on the floor? I didn't fall. I didn't make it all the way to the ground the back of the chairs broke my fall on my shin
Yeah, that's why I thought fuck up
That's terrible. And I'm glad
Exactly the chair
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Well, I'm glad that my shin broke my fall because I hit my ribs next if I took that straight to the ribs
Oh, you can't tell the shell. Yeah, I would have fucking you wouldn't be sure. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to say that's a good two ban shell
Yeah, moving forward two bin bills only yeah, dude. It was sick dude. I mean
(05:54):
You had a pretty sick turnout for sure. Absolutely, but yeah, like you know you did the Lord's work
You know you're hanging your own banner dude
And that's what it was like you went up there. You're like I'll do it and like got out there
Doing everything right and then well, that's what your spotter just dipped on Tom was like stopping vesticking the podcast
We need to invest in roadies and I was like for the one show we play amongst it
(06:16):
What are you investing into the podcast?
coalition
It's already bought though. What are you gonna sell it? I'm so paying for it
I'm fine then's $90 broken gamers on eBay
Afterpavey. I'm paying $3 a month for like seven years on this
Yeah, that's good. I want to refinance fine. It's his tie. You want to refinance through me, though?
(06:38):
Yeah, let me kind of tie to actually
Bank of talk can I do a cash out refining his cash a van? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Transfer only yeah, that was crazy so yeah, it was a world one to fucking it's been like two months since we've fucking did the last cast
Yeah, I know we just released one
Yeah, but it was like it's been a minute boys. I mean you've traveled across the world
(07:02):
I went to a bachelor party
Talks been running up and down the street. I got I got like literally trapped in Columbus, Ohio like it's been a fucking whirlwind of fucking shit dude and then
All comes forward we go to your fucking
Open Mike 9 last time
No, you had your little fuck it was sick. I was actually really surprised by the turnout nice little DIY show
(07:27):
Yeah, it was sick dude. You little a record release party that was sick played the whole new record and
And some and the crowd was fucking feel and it did you could definitely like I was like pretty impressed with the
The amount of like people that were fucking tripping balls. It was like New Year's all loop that was like the same vibe from New Year's
But just fucking mind melted without that my cool yeah people were getting like fucking
(07:51):
Stop it New Year's yeah, people out by choice yeah
Not that was sick. Well I said I
When I'm posted the poster I said no creeps and yeah, no one got Ruffie too
That's actually
Dude that keeps the creeps away. You just hate no creeps and the creeps they away
They're like all right. They're gonna know that I'm a creep. Yeah, they know who I am
That was said B. M. And so it's been fucking a lot going on boys. I'm gonna talk like this real soft
(08:16):
That's true now. It was a little dude, so yeah, fucking you're showing crazy last night
You guys shred it last night. It was sick. You know everyone showed up and
But the show like the winner of the whole night was definitely get to get
(08:37):
Better in your clothes
Yeah, then you
I dress everything. I dress everything touches I ran this. I walk the dog
Which is the guess a cool part about living close to like the venue that you play
I just went home walk the dog took shower. It's kind of rolled around
It's like
I still egg yeah, but I get a text from Gip and he's like fuck man. He bring me a cowboy shirt
(09:00):
And I was like I got you brother and
He looked tremendous. He did he had a nice vest and the fucking hat you really had it all
It would have been actually hilarious if you just dress regular and you guys roll dressed like a cowboy
Well, I told we came up with the idea for cowboys just because that's how Tom like just looks nowadays
I guess cuz he's a country rockstar
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We told Gip that he should rock like a straw hat and just like big baggie overall
No clothes underneath one strap on dog. Yeah, it was like with no shoes on and that would have been tight
He was like hell you and then never obviously they never pulled through
So I'll get it to do is go to goodwill and it's fucking over
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What do you do?
How are you texting somebody right now in the middle of the cast?
Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing now grabbing the picture of Gip last night before the just story
Guess what I just put it right here. Oh, I'll see you have it. Yeah, brilliant brilliant boys
Yes, I didn't think you're dumb enough to call out the fact is I'm a phone right there
I'm gonna be telling you that I'm going to be too sad to look fries to keep you
(10:04):
I'm just fucking frying you. We are back. Well, yeah, welcome back to 51 I guess this is boys heavy riffs baby
We made it to 51 yeah, I was like even
Real on the
Loan behold everyone's pretty fucking hungover today. No, I feel great. I'm not I shit my pants this morning
(10:27):
I know so yeah, that's how my day started
Walking the dog and I had a good like I'll buddy we got to go back. I'm sorry. You don't get a shit
It's the move you should have pulled was
Like instead of like you know, you know, you're taking the dog out the shit. Obviously you should have just shit in someone's heart
Blended on the dog. I'm feeling what did you feature dog?
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Oh, no, there wouldn't have been anything to blame. It was it might have well has been pissed. You know
Oh, yeah, we were just washed away with the fucking tornadoes at Rochett. It was kind of dude
I like you know, I like skirt my way back home
It's just ran straight into the shower and like spread my cheeks in the water and it looked down and there was just it looked like I just pissed in the shower
(11:14):
Oh
Stay in the hock and tuck well there goes your second
I have been so irresponsible like I'm supposed to be moving to a new apartment. Yeah
And I'm here doing a podcast. I played a fucking show last night. I went golfing on Monday
Been like six house parties for the dog. I have the most irresponsible births
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It's a tough week to move though, you know, there's a lot going on
I didn't pick once again. I didn't pick it dude
I've been getting shit on people keep telling me no when I say hey can I do this they just keep saying no
Dude and I
Kid, well, when is it my time to fucking be like actually yes, dude
(11:59):
I am doing it this way. I think that winds up kind of being every time
Well, like what the fuck man? It's like the whole shit with here with the rent. I was like do we need a fucking?
I need to do this in order to pay it like this and the guy was like yeah
That just doesn't work for me and I was like why though? Why doesn't it work for you? It could it could?
Did he ever get back to you about fixing the milled it? I ever sent it man. I was too pissed off. No, I just scared got it
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Dude, yeah, you can get scared. He's just gonna say no
This is gonna be another no, but I'm gonna be like I am thirty two years old stop telling me no, man. Well, I think no
Well, isn't the old saying it's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission
That's what I was trying to do and you were like get permission and I was like got dammit
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Because this is like a liable contract like there is a contract
Well, then what have we saw this fucking squatters rights? Well fucking change the lock
No, we signed it for a year and then we've been here for four we've been on month the month for like three years
I can't believe him in here for four years already and then well coming up because it was well
We've been in it. We started like right before the pandemic, right? Yeah 12 podcasts a year
(13:07):
Shit, you can't wait you squeeze in where you fit it. Yeah, man. It's a busy like dude
This summer we got so fucking
You can come up and run it by yourself
Yeah, welcome to Tucker's corner. Did you get it? I'll edit it. You don't give a fuck
I didn't enjoy that just me fucking farting a coin. You'll see how hard it is to do by yourself
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emotional rectified you'll turn everything on in the sit-side
I'm gonna have to edit out like three hours. It's just like you stare at the camera figure outside the city
Can I get a
Over here is stroke most shit
So I'm still know that the move the move would be I need to like
Set up like a hotline and just like take calls
Do you know we see it we took calls for a little while just like no, but no, it's like reverse hotline
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I just call my boys
Oh, this guy
I'm like bitch, but I know I know you're there Tyler
Everyone's just bitch potting you like yeah, so this is awkward
Welcome to the voice mail hour
No, but yeah, so we fucking dude it has been nuts like
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How sick was the show that's the I don't really remember I don't I didn't learn a lot of people tripping
No one left the show
There's still there. They're definitely still there. It was hilarious
Because I know for a fact less and blood on the floor. So I bumped into like Taylor evading Carly in front
(14:38):
Chocker smug and I was like yeah, and they're like is it cash only else?
I know you can vent my Tyler
Hey, yeah, and Taylor was like fucking that's awesome. I was like it's like 15 bucks. He's like I'm gonna pay what it's worth
I'm leaving like 10 bucks
Exactly, so like that was hilarious like some people probably gave you like five bucks and got a wristband
Yeah, Franky. Franky came up to me at the end of the night and he answered me the cash from the door and he was like
(15:01):
Yeah, it's like this much it should have been this much for some dude only had quarters and like so we let him in for four bucks
And I was like that's totally fine
I'm gonna start doing it every place it has a coverage rolls a call
Maybe man there's like I was didn't do laundry, but I showed up in a mountain of chunks
I
(15:22):
Yeah, I
Dude we gotta have the mountain wolf laundry match show that would be killed dude. I mean I wanted to buy dude
You can attest to this I wanted to you cam and I friend of the show slam
Wanted to buy yeah, yeah, I think he lost his mind last night. Yeah, we wanted to buy a laundry mat and
It's like half shows at the long like build like a club in the back of the fucking laundry
(15:45):
Wanted to call a dirty laundry a second. It's a cool bag a little liquor wise and you know it's links some gansons
Hey, little low keybids you have a bunch of just like
Well, I'm gonna say like the teen hose dude. I'm not sure
I mean, I'm like a bunch of white boys ripping
Call it suds and bumps
(16:06):
Bubs and sides dude. Bubs and sides
Yeah, yeah, you like briefly mentioned you guys stuck in Ohio and you had a toll is about it
You're so stoked about telling us that people want to the show. Yeah, I was stoked. I was sick
Last night it was sick
Actually, I thought no one was gonna be there because trade was playing last night
(16:26):
Actually, Tom hit me up today and he was like boys. We fucking botched it. We picked another show because
Long time ago when we would sell out Matt like all the fucking time way back in the day
We played on a night that fish was in town a lot of fish heads in an app and then also
Overlaverly with just life shows in an apple straight. We played the Met to three people
(16:50):
And and Tom was depressed
He was I was like two
Two leaders that I was yeah
He got the 25 ounce fucking red bull and yeah, he was like dude this doesn't happen to us and I was like I know
A fish was in town. Yeah, and we were like some mild oversight. Yeah, whatever. I just do I don't like pin point
(17:12):
I'm gonna start doing it pin pointing weird fish is this entity or tray or that
That is like a thing you got to do that with like any bigger band any bigger band
That knows you're gonna like your fan base is gonna like go to that yeah, yeah
Exactly, no, absolutely, but for that it was a really good turn out
I thought the fact that tray was in town. Yeah, so Ohio so yeah, anyway, so fucking whirlwind right?
(17:38):
We're really there, right? So anyways go to fucking Ohio with the boys
Tyler was supposed to come buddy, bailed because he was a coward. I thought it was in Virginia dude
I didn't drive so okay, what is what is Virginia, but the Ohio
He's the same place dude everything's of Ohio
So fucking hey, so my boy Dustin turned 40 we got a fucking cab and like out and
(18:00):
The outskirts of Columbus, Ohio and bumfuck nowhere and
Everyone was driving out there, but I
Had to leave Sunday they were staying till Monday, so I flew so I was like fucking afly
I was cheap flight anyways me and Bruce my boy Bruce fly out there
Fucking get there have a tremendous time
fucking never seen anybody do what I saw Bruce did and he
(18:24):
By like eight o'clock in the morning Bruce had smoked two fucking joints did a
**** of the
And also took a
And a
I don't know what you call that that's like Vader flipping dude. He that's Bruce that's like the darks it's more
What is acid mushrooms? That's what hippies
(18:44):
I think I think I think Molly Molly and acid yeah, I think he was just on a bender
Yeah, that's just called like that was
That's the hundred times flip that he just would just and then there's a Tom's there was just a bowl of mushrooms while we're everyone's party and
And he just kept going by and eating more and more throughout the whole night and
(19:05):
Anyways, so we get through this whole weekend
We're having a fucking blast drink in having a good time. Bruce is on a fucking nine, but the thing is is like
You guys know Bruce not everyone knows Bruce, but like it actually made him somewhat like very enjoyable and like normal
Like all that shit and I was like he was like kind of I was like dude. This is awesome. This is a great part of like this
(19:27):
Bruce
This is time like you do in this morning. You're on the edge of insanity
Yeah, it brings you right back. You're actually making some sense to that turns us the shit that makes other people insane
Makes like
It's like real
Yeah, so fucking I get so like you know we'll get through the weekend
You know it's time to say goodbye's fucking drive to the airport
(19:49):
Fuckin I got there way too early because I had to drop off my rental car because I didn't want to pay an extra day
So I had to get it there by like noon and my flight wasn't until like six o'clock at night. Fuck
So and then
The air core is it's tiny dude sucks. It's the worst airport. There's a chillies and that's it like it that's the only place to do
So we're eating and like hanging out at the airport just fucking sweating dude
(20:13):
And it cuz it's like hotness air like the AC wasn't working. It was terrible
So we're fucking getting in there and
Next you know it like they start calling us in like that. Oh, we're about the border flight blah blah
We line up we're taking the southwest flight
We're lining up they lined us all up
We're ready to go we got like ACing we had like the we paid like a little extra money to get get on the fucking flight right
(20:35):
Dude and we were just fucking
Beyond hungover dude just dead to the world
We get on the flight we're about to board and all of a sudden the fucking like flight attendant person like comes over to the inner comm
It was like hey, we're just running into a small delay
Looks like we're gonna be delayed for I don't know like like maybe an hour and
What will will stay stay close to the to the gate so you don't you know we can make another announcement in 15 minutes
(21:00):
So we're just standing there's nowhere to sit. There's so many people there and there's nowhere to sit and you're standing and I'm fucking dying
I'm like sweating everything out
I'm fucking just fucking miserable and all of a sudden they're like you come back over
Hey, it looks like we're gonna be a little bit longer
We're gonna try and get you guys on by like eight o'clock tonight
We're thinking and meanwhile we were supposed to take off by six
(21:20):
So I was like all right fuck and then Bruce and I was like let's go fucking find somewhere to try and find a seat
We like walk all the way at the other end of the airport and just sit in the Starbucks and then we're sitting there
We get our drink and all of a sudden our phones vibrate and they're like your flight has been canceled
And I was like for what like what's that like a one and a half hour flight?
It's literally 55 minute flight. 55 minutes or like a seven hour drive and I'm like dude
(21:45):
I'm flying yeah, the drive is fucking miserable. You're going through West Virginia. Yeah, do it every the whole fucking thing
It sucks so then I'm like all right, fuck it so I'm like we go over to the fucking gate and there's a fucking mile-long line of people
Just fucking like what the fuck is going on?
Apparently like the fucking air traffic control thing
caught on fire at Dallas airport
(22:07):
Oh, I'm just a shadow to a high end ground it every flight to the beach
Every flight was just done like the everyone had to go
So then I'm like what the fuck so we're waiting in this fucking line
And we're like damn it dude. I was like and I was like I never was like in a different city where my flight was canceled or anything like that
So I'm sitting like kind of like panicking. I'm like what the fuck am I I'm supposed to be a worked more
(22:28):
I was like what the fuck am I supposed to do and I'm like so we're waiting line and then I'm like and then
People are starting to talk and like it's like a telephone like they're telling every tidbit people from all the way at front and then they're like
They're not giving away hotel vouchers or meals like you're on your own
Because it was a federal a thing I was like that doesn't make fucking sense
I was like that's not that's not all right
(22:49):
So yeah, it was like I was like the government Biden wears my money dude
Wait, why wouldn't you just go back to the fucking house in the woods because I didn't have a car
It was an hour away from the air. It was an hour from the air for yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
That's that board yeah, so we couldn't go back it tend to yeah, so and like all the boys had already left like so there was there was no and then so I'm like fuck dude
So then
(23:10):
Then we're standing in this line and then while we're in line all of a sudden we get another text like you've been booked for tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon again like at night
I'm like that's like a whole another fucking day of being here. Yeah, so I'm like fuck it
Dude like God damn it so I was like all right, and I've got out of line and I was like Bruce
We're gonna find a hotel. There's like a hotel like literally in the airport basically so I got a room for us
(23:33):
I booked it on hotel tonight
It has a confirmed got all the like the fucking numbers. It's like this is your confirmation
I'm on and I'm like fuck it dude, so we go to the fucking goddamn goddamn fucking desk to go check into the hotel
And I'm like yeah, I'm checking in for Justin Miller blah blah
Give her my stuff and she goes oh there's like a problem like it says it you're not charged and I was like
(23:55):
Lady no
Like I sure this is my fucking bank statement. There's the charge here. Here's my confirmation number
She was the most unhelpful person in the world and I'm trying to
Lose my shit on this person because there's like 30 people trying to do the same thing
I am just like just like trying to figure out what's because everyone's fucked everyone's
(24:17):
He's like a hub
The same we're still there. No airports in DC and then there's still BW. Yeah, there's so many airports
So then yeah, so then like so we're sitting there waiting in line
It took an hour and a half for this whole thing I had to call hotel tonight and then they would and then like I had to get out of line
I think she's like go this night with sick and hotel tonight
(24:39):
It was the fucking worst and then like they would call the hotel while the she's like checking in other people to like
To like figure this out and like I didn't then they hang up and I'm like do what the fuck is going on
So this is like a third party
Yeah, and then this is the problem with all these third party apps. You gotta pick a hotel brand and stick
Yeah, that's what I've always should have what you gotta do
(25:00):
But then something like all of a sudden go through this whole fucking thing and I'm like fucking pissed dude
And I finally we finally get checked in getting to the fucking room and I'm just like piss
And I was like I kind of listened a fucking Bruce nor all night again
Like this is gonna be terrible thought you're gonna say Bruce Bruce and then fucking sit there fucking
Wake up the next morning we get another fucking text because all those
(25:22):
There supposed to be like gnarly tornadoes and yeah, and they're like hey your flight might be fucking
affected by this so you might want to reschedule your flight
You know and you for free and I was like I was like I don't fucking wanted to do that
I'm literally literally Bruce like Bruce was like I'll call and get it all done. I was like finally because I'm the guy doing everything
(25:43):
I'm a rented car. I'm doing all the
I'll get new people and just trap you in the airport
That's when it basically it just seep into you
I'm saying you need to get you have to go get my my car needs to be fixed you just say my car needs fixed
And then you're in Ohio now
(26:04):
Fixing boy and dude, and so we finally those onions need cut dude. They're all fucking bringing dead from the train
Did all the melting lava shit, whatever wasn't a train. I keep telling my sister
That the fuck out of Ohio. She lives just outside. I'm just like oh, it's a shit. Oh, no get out of there
Ohio's a shit. I will do everything in my power and ever go back to Ohio
If I have to go to Michigan, I'm driving around it and I don't care if it's tight three days
(26:28):
Dude we finally you get a new flight and then the ladies like
She goes well I have a flight that leaves at 8 a.m. And it's six o'clock in the morning when we're calling this
She's like we're like we can't make that one. She's like okay. Well that one has seven stops and you stop and Dallas
What twice?
What what can I just stay in Dallas?
(26:48):
I was like isn't Baltimore like the hub for fucking Southwest
Like you finally take sister get to both for no
It was you have Narlie's trip, but hold on you have two layovers in Dallas
You could go I wouldn't you just stay in Dallas for that stretch. That's what I'm saying
How are these people this stupid? I dude and then and then she's like oh well
(27:09):
I have one that goes to DC and we're like fuck yeah, do you both be on that flight?
That's yeah, that's never
That's right there. We were like we fly to Reagan. I was like tight
So we got send me to Richmond. We literally got to like we were like the last flight that could leave because of all the storms
We landed and originally we were gonna have to take a train from fucking Reagan to
(27:30):
Fucking BWI to grab my car. Yeah, because we we're here is this this we were playing strains in automobiles
Man and fucking Bruce and I and I was like and I was like Kara
I need you to pick us up from fucking DC. I was like I'm not fucking paying any more fucking money for this trip
I was so bad at a shape she finally comes gets us
He got to take me to fucking BDI and then I had to get my car out of there dude and it was like a
(27:56):
It was like 60 bucks apart my car instead of 30. I was like this is the worst
Fucking trip ever. That's the great American
Dude, where are you? I'm very job in Ohio. I was like babe. I live in Ohio now like apparently
I was like this is the Westerberg's honey. Yeah, do they so games?
(28:17):
No, you should make sure that they take it out of Ohio. I don't fucking deserve it. No, I hate Ohio fun fact
Hell yeah, brother. Welcome to the club. Yeah, I think I drove through it once on my way to Chicago
It's fucking flat dude. I think I saw like the I mean the rock roll whole of fames there, right? That's like it
They just have all the fames
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All in can everyone they're all in can't is like apparently the only place with anything in Ohio
Yeah, you can go to Cincinnati and he fucking chili on top of spaghetti with you
The top of the outer they do that in the south too. I got so I can so pissed about that
They don't put the chocolate powder. It's fucking the chocolate powder is fucking
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Skyline chili cooked into it or just like top because that's a different why not both
Could be fine. I like a no they use a lot chili with like a little aggressive
Yeah, touch is like fun, but they use a lot dude
It's on like way over cooks spaghetti
That's what the brains are just a fucking rock of ass pertain up in Ohio
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It's fucking trained fumes and sugar mouth to do just fucking foam at the map
Yeah, dude. I yeah, I don't want to ever have to be at Ohio again
So and that's all I got to say it's tough because like if you want to go west
I'm ever almost everything runs through that man. Yeah, I'm not getting it down. I'm fine
I'll tell the flight you'd better not even fly over some bits the fucking brim you to try and I did
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Just get stuck. I was I was like the state wanted to be a square, but it just kind of sagged
Like it's just there. It's yeah, it's kind of it's like near a lake and it's like like one part of it is and then it's just
Fucking Cleveland the mistake. I was they so it took a lot of land for now for nothing
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What was nothing one of my best boys is from Ohio and he has never talked about it
Yeah, the best for Ohio is leaving dude. There's no joy the better joy that getting you remember
You know the move of the Patriot. I love that and then like at one point like the like the evil kernel guy
Whatever he's like picking out his plottle and when they win the war whatever
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He's like tell me about Ohio and it's like dude. You dodged a bullet by dying
Whoa, dude spoiler
Sorry, so yeah, Tyler I can't believe you made it here. I thought for sure like
I know
No, before the show we all like we've been trying to do this and everyone's just fucking like busy as fuck and then
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I was like oh, yeah, Friday this Friday works and then I forgot that you had a show Thursday
I was like oh my god doing the podcast some Friday. Oh, I cancel the last night because I went to Sudan
I mean afterwards and tucked there and I looked and dead in the eye and I was like we're not doing the cast
And he hit me with he was like
Like he was like I saw like I just disappointed. It was like dude. It's been so long
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Big myself a bootstrap
So I got here an hour before either of these guys
Yeah, I was doing it like four or 30 hold on. I was fully ready to get it to I like driving up
I was like watching my phone my waiting for that text from Tyler like I got a bow out tonight
Boy I
Wanted to fucking watermelodic is I took one of those naps where you wake up and you know you feel
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Think it's the next day and you feel heavy and shit
I'm fucking heavy and fucking riffs dude
Hello, well, yes
I woke up and I looked over my phone and it's at 640 and
That sky looked like it could have been 640 a.m. Orp and I had been so asleep. Yeah
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I live in a basement
It could always be morning or even down there in the fucking fear
I am Hitler stop man
You're afraid of the ball and I
I was like well, that's going on. I saw it a mixed mist call from you
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A couple text and I looked at Lorenzo and I was like it's 640 and she was she was asleep too
And she like wakes up she's like tomorrow or today
And I was like I don't know yet
I can't tell that's awesome. What's Rudy doing?
He was barking that's why I woke up
Really barking that's what yeah, he was like I got a pair of arms. That's crazy. Yeah, I wouldn't have been like
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Ultra bombed on us
Dip it on that one tonight. No, I needed to come up here no matter what the antimicor from last night
Because you need to prove it
No, absolutely
I want you to get going
I'm not even still before I was a cow
Really pissed because it's just gonna feed me
Yeah, dude and are they gonna be finished? I saw they're doing some rope work over there
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We'll talk about that later. Yeah, I don't talk about it
It's gonna be nightmare. Are you just are you moving everything in your car like no? I'm gonna get a fucking duho
Yeah, I'm much of my boys have like offered me their pickup trucks now you need a box
Do you know I can pop
Yeah, you got the pop
That
The other thing the other thing is is like you know you move with a pickup truck
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It's that's the day it rains like your couch is what your beds all fucking what yeah, dude
I'm not pickup trucks are forward just like sitting in the back to drive down the pair to go fish
Mate. How you do trucks nowadays the beds are fucking like penis size
I need boys
What there's no eight foot beds anymore getting four foot
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That's all cab it's all cab. That's what I'm saying
They're like so people don't want trucks. They want many vans with a fucking
Cooler I didn't say hog size. I said penis though. Do there's a penis and then there's a haul
All my boys got hogs dude, and that's confirmed
I can confirm the boys got we're on the registry man. The hogs are
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Reggie's dreaming
Wow, it was baby. Is that the movie we got to watch? Yeah, that's the I told you guys
It was the watch at movie
It's a classic
Maybe watch movie what are you talking about you just like you instead of packing the other night you watched a fishing movie
Yeah, maybe rip did you see gone fishing yet? No, oh, you got to watch wait
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How did uh how was a bachop? How did that movie rip do you have the coolest new
Child's a bachop building ball was that yeah, thanks
And Billy were sorry
Dude, it's free on YouTube
I had the pop you got to watch it. It's so good dude. The ads are better. It's one of those like really shitty
2004
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Or they were just cranking them out. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, like remember the Delta farce with fucking exact same
This is this whole thing. It's the same guy. It's the same crew right same clear collar comment
Our boys it's all the same shit. Every movie has the same formula
They just wrap a different thing around it
But bachop it's about like a fledgling bachop and like some dying town
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It's dodgeball and it's it's literally fucking dodgeball the dude's son like hates his dad
And he's like dad your loser and then Billy Ray Cyrus comes in and he's like the top bass angler of all times
And he opens up his like bass pro shops in porium basically in the town and then they have this fishing contest
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And long story shorted
Tornado boy's bud spoiler spoilers. Oh, I was shit. That's right. You haven't finished it. It's fine
Everyone go watch bachop and we'll talk about it on episode 52 because it did ended up being a fucking tremendous by the way
A little schedule update. We have episode 52 scheduled for what was it?
253 yeah, the same day. I'm gonna use that 30
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20 30 yeah, 30 yeah, I forgot what year was having the empty chair for me man put like a little candle
Mucher
Just boys
We all died in World War 4
4.5 yeah, 4.5 yeah, we're a little for point
Yeah, we're like half world
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Damn
What's like the Southern hemisphere?
This is like just like Korean
We just know and they were all like proxy wars. We just like 25 wars, but it's like just half the world involved
There were no scouting
Hey
This is actually like like okay Canada like let's put the fires out now, dude
I think we've been 30 fucking you can do you want us to put the fires out Canada like just like like that just ask
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This is our land now. See if you want to be loud you just got it back off
Be loud you're gonna be loud up here. I love doing that though. I love the lean and he loves it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're back here
If you do it up here, it's gonna be all blown in no it's unsalvable years
I'm just a borefessional done salvage truth
Well, that was a good path
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Boys ready to jam. Yeah
I'm not jam. That's what I said last night. I was like I'm not jamin. I said I'm not fucking jamin dude
And talk was like then I quit
Right now we'll do it
I'm not talking to you. What are you gonna talk about?
I'm like 15
I'm so too
I'm so pretty
Wait that was only 15 I think so I think we're out like 45 dude no way
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What's the time good today?
I also have a sort of recording while you guys were smoking cigarettes
What's it say 12 minutes it's been 40
I was pretty close. Yeah, minus 10
There's many castles come to here as tall. I know it's true people come on us
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I don't know do I spend the people calm I expanded a little like
Improvability last night. I know it's okay dude. I saw it
I need you guys to I need you guys to see the show last night. I mean I want to fucking bash your party with like 17 boys for a week
I'm a bunch of like party ever taking you with the boys
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We can talk about that over like the course of like a lifetime actually that is pretty crazy
I don't have any of that. I'm a replenish show August something
Somewhere
No with the swell fellas. I don't know fucking what they that is where is it at or like is it in theapolis now it's in DC
Let me
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Oh, you did the runaway the runaway. Oh, just and why don't you my manager?
I was just talking to him
I'm talking about that yeah, I should have been by the guys fucking
Don't listen well
Like the best listen you're the worst listen
Everyone else listen get get this the much run back every podcast and tell the up how many times I interrupt anybody
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Verse everyone interrupting me. So yeah, we're gonna up to your whole quick here
So
low T oh
You got low T dude. You got like I think I got too much my balls like I think I I got like my right one ampe
Dude that'd be kind of cool man
You can be actually all the fucking rad dude. No, let's not be like. I'll walk in a room
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Dude you get a prosthetic one and then you can just like do probably party tricks you just smash the fuck out of the fake one
Yeah, it's like popping out of the face
Yeah, you guys check this with your balls
Yeah, and you're just like in you don't make any face and people and then some kids like I gotta try that
You're just smashing his ball and he's like dying of he said. Yeah, you gotta get you
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Boy died
Yeah, he's like yeah boys and I'm okay, dad
You don't have any shows coming up tuck
Not for like a couple months
85 August fifth the swell fellas mountain wolf sorg the runaway dc
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It's a really good chance at account
Shots against who it's in DC. It's an a coordinates because apparently Facebook does gorets that crooked crab burry come see mr. VCR
Four o'clock when
Any day any time you want
Tomorrow that July
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29 this won't be up before them
Yeah, July 20 it's in really she's released it on the 30 it literally got three weeks
And it's moving the computer me back away from mom
That's why I was like I there's no rush to back up back up
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blown it out there's no rush to do podcast unsalredible
I am like like I love these pit vivers, but at the same time I hate him because I'm sweating
Why do you're fog up because I sweat like a
Sitting there talking he's got big cheeks you nervous dude you start talking fast
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I'm so nervous
All right, here's another one August 12
Hell yeah, mr. VCR it's Dan and Joe's and downtown andapolis
Stout Santa Pipes at Daniel's stay there noon yeah, yeah, dude
Is playing noon?
Did I say noon? No, I did
Everyone's gonna get there and get fucking hammered be there. We started like hours
(41:43):
You guys started every day to full days work just hammered drunk listen to mr. VCR
930
Show up then that's late
What are you guys gonna cover songs?
Shaw what the fuck is a shaw dish long we're gonna show our song
Playing songs, baby
We gotta decide it that's that's what we need to do we just need to take a page out of them
(42:07):
It's like the one thing the right hot chili peppers did right was the cock socks cock socks
That you guys gonna do it why not
You need some crew socks, but
I got ankle socks do this might be okay for you now
I'm on the wrong I'm on the wrong street dude the news would be just to put them the balls in it only
(42:30):
Shafting and now basically like what is that?
It's my clip. No, the real move the real move is you just wear regular pants and you like
Let's just your balls out of the zip
The gum do you want to piece of gum do you just say that's like a squirrel brain
It's more like a squirrel brain well if you're holding the ball
If you just pull the sack out those like the bit high school. So you want to piece of gum, bro?
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Dude, are you gonna pull a sack out of the
I'm saying the whole thing you got your full nut sack out yet the boys
Yeah, that's that squirrel brain and I'm saying the difference is gum is when you pull just the skin of your nuts
You're not a shaman
I'm a cockman
Yeah, do you know fucking great who isn't a gr- do you have in a show or would suck you're just like you're just like
(43:16):
Like flaccid seven inches
Like what's a flaccid seven inch I think it killed Justin
I thought this was clogged it was just not you know, it wasn't I just
We're off the rails. Let's kick a jam. I haven't played the stun. Wow. I get stoked to play the stuff. Let's start
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Just don't even know
You guys should have been at that show. I said you should see all those guys. They were down
Yeah, we're doing
I was sick. Dude. Those are the second fog
52 reps dude. Yeah
Dude yourselves of favor and I don't don't try to do podcasts. It's not that easy
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I'm actually really
Just take that
What you need to get a new need you need replacement
It's over
Started out back and now it's over good night
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Okay
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To fight for me
To fight for me
To fight for me
To fight for me
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To fight for me
To fight for me
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To fight for me
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For the world
For the world
For the world
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For the world
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For the world
For the world
For the world
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For the world
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For the world
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I feel I need this flame, I'll be right now
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I feel I need this flame, though
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I don't deserve one planet
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HEA bankrupt
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Captain Coil Bob
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You're born with the kind of hell man
Everyone, all in all
Always look at us
We don't care about that
Yeah, no, no
Always look at us like you're through the stratosphere
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You're born with the kind of hell man
You're born with the kind of hell man
You're born with the kind of hell man
Why don't you join your life
Boys around and fight
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You're born with the kind of hell man
We missed you for the past couple of days
We have you in the middle
Oh, give you the hero's lightest legs
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I gotta get out of here once or twice
I gotta get out of here once or twice
I gotta get out of here once or twice
I gotta get out of here once or twice
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I gotta get out of here once or twice
Please, I'll watch you cover me back now
This dude has a cup of tea
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You've been talking for about three days
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Hi, about me
She's so lovely
She's so high
She's so high
Talks got quite the collection of Gans going right there
I literally want to be anywhere else but right here
Sorry, man. Yeah. Well, welcome. Yeah, daddard
(00:26):
So there's something like a little quiet now. No, but I sound super loud now. Yeah, I think it's just that you're like really loud
But try to be if I get like one two. Yeah, and it's like really
Tenny
Yeah, you want to check. Hey. Yeah, this oh
Bring it back. Check. Check. Bring it back up. Yep. Keep coming up. Keep coming up right there right there. It should be good. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. That's way better
(00:51):
Check. Check. Good. Hey
You should be the last thing. Yeah, bring it up just a scoosh
I would just rise the fader don't do that. Yeah, don't no gain. Yeah, there we go. One two check. Yeah, that's fine
Probably didn't use it. She's so high
Hi
(01:12):
She's so lovely
She's so high
That's yeah, we got to do the kid thing
Yeah
Yeah, definitely you got to play
(01:34):
I don't know what I want to be right now
I know, dad. We're gonna work on where your pitch boys
Oh, dad. I'm gonna be fogging
Good money for those you're gonna wear
(01:54):
This is not an option. Oh, we are so back. We're fucking back boys
I forgot the power that the pit just when he thought it was over
Really right back in throw the pits on so fucking back
Dude, I'm fucking ready to do it
I am for us right now. I know, did he do in the band?
(02:15):
Dude, what are you doing?
The bearings never work properly, too
The moves, they start spinning
You get stuck on the dust
This is it that
(02:37):
Tell me I know a couple people that do that
You know it's the TH's
Tyler running the fire on the
We just did our record release show S
Skylar, Skylar valiance in the the second band shout out to black loneliness Mike Stan fell off
Like halfway through the set and my boy boy was he was running
(02:59):
It was doing the move that I have never seen a satman do before no just in front of the whole crowd
Just wake from the one who tried like the whole thing was attached the boom was like about the smack
Dave in the face while you shredding
Is it going in and out?
This is kind of entertaining
It was kind of tight
Yeah, I'd never seen anything like they're playing this like you know some psyched elves shit
(03:21):
So it was kind of like watching they
What's the the talisman go back and yeah
Like it's not you there's definitely some boys wet boys in the crowd staring at that
Yeah, it's kind of crazy the crowd that you get it for those kind of shows like you definitely get the boys that are
Stoppin wet like straight off the street wet you're like what are you?
(03:44):
Where were you at?
What are you doing?
Psychedelic show
Down here. Yeah, just like wave that we're even been in and out up and down and never learn between here
I hell you man dude like shout out to Thursday. You can see man all right
Have some when I was thinking I was like dude. It's Thursday
Like what are you doing today? Dude Thursday is like what one of the worst days for a show?
(04:09):
Yeah, I agree
Two days actually by far the worst
It's actually worse than Monday somehow. I don't know because Monday some people are like yeah
They're still carrying it over from the weekend. Yeah, you can still check out a little bit on work and should
Yeah Monday you're like I had to get out and see some bands or play a show and then well just and was like why is it?
(04:29):
And I'm Friday. I was like I did not up to me, man. Dude. That's a head of wedding. Yeah, oh, is that?
So you know you can make that following week that would be tighter, but like no it was like
You know it worked out it was great. Oh, yeah, no this killer
We weren't trying to go so deep into the summer that it was like ball water hot outside
I mean you're about as close as you get. Oh, it was
(04:50):
Where was the dog days of summer? Yeah, it's it's over. I fell off. I'll basically elatter my legs
Yeah, once again, wasn't rust spotting you on that. Yeah, and I hear my answers from
Then I fall off this high top chair just destroy my leg. It's the size of fucking five watermelons right now
And I just hear I'm gonna have to call you church
(05:13):
It was like you
You good did you fall?
You should have got up and said what the broken body on the floor? I didn't fall. I didn't make it all the way to the ground the back of the chairs broke my fall on my shin
Yeah, that's why I thought fuck up
That's terrible. And I'm glad
Exactly the chair
(05:34):
Well, I'm glad that my shin broke my fall because I hit my ribs next if I took that straight to the ribs
Oh, you can't tell the shell. Yeah, I would have fucking you wouldn't be sure. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to say that's a good two ban shell
Yeah, moving forward two bin bills only yeah, dude. It was sick dude. I mean
(05:54):
You had a pretty sick turnout for sure. Absolutely, but yeah, like you know you did the Lord's work
You know you're hanging your own banner dude
And that's what it was like you went up there. You're like I'll do it and like got out there
Doing everything right and then well, that's what your spotter just dipped on Tom was like stopping vesticking the podcast
We need to invest in roadies and I was like for the one show we play amongst it
(06:16):
What are you investing into the podcast?
coalition
It's already bought though. What are you gonna sell it? I'm so paying for it
I'm fine then's $90 broken gamers on eBay
Afterpavey. I'm paying $3 a month for like seven years on this
Yeah, that's good. I want to refinance fine. It's his tie. You want to refinance through me, though?
(06:38):
Yeah, let me kind of tie to actually
Bank of talk can I do a cash out refining his cash a van? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Transfer only yeah, that was crazy so yeah, it was a world one to fucking it's been like two months since we've fucking did the last cast
Yeah, I know we just released one
Yeah, but it was like it's been a minute boys. I mean you've traveled across the world
(07:02):
I went to a bachelor party
Talks been running up and down the street. I got I got like literally trapped in Columbus, Ohio like it's been a fucking whirlwind of fucking shit dude and then
All comes forward we go to your fucking
Open Mike 9 last time
No, you had your little fuck it was sick. I was actually really surprised by the turnout nice little DIY show
(07:27):
Yeah, it was sick dude. You little a record release party that was sick played the whole new record and
And some and the crowd was fucking feel and it did you could definitely like I was like pretty impressed with the
The amount of like people that were fucking tripping balls. It was like New Year's all loop that was like the same vibe from New Year's
But just fucking mind melted without that my cool yeah people were getting like fucking
(07:51):
Stop it New Year's yeah, people out by choice yeah
Not that was sick. Well I said I
When I'm posted the poster I said no creeps and yeah, no one got Ruffie too
That's actually
Dude that keeps the creeps away. You just hate no creeps and the creeps they away
They're like all right. They're gonna know that I'm a creep. Yeah, they know who I am
That was said B. M. And so it's been fucking a lot going on boys. I'm gonna talk like this real soft
(08:16):
That's true now. It was a little dude, so yeah, fucking you're showing crazy last night
You guys shred it last night. It was sick. You know everyone showed up and
But the show like the winner of the whole night was definitely get to get
(08:37):
Better in your clothes
Yeah, then you
I dress everything. I dress everything touches I ran this. I walk the dog
Which is the guess a cool part about living close to like the venue that you play
I just went home walk the dog took shower. It's kind of rolled around
It's like
I still egg yeah, but I get a text from Gip and he's like fuck man. He bring me a cowboy shirt
(09:00):
And I was like I got you brother and
He looked tremendous. He did he had a nice vest and the fucking hat you really had it all
It would have been actually hilarious if you just dress regular and you guys roll dressed like a cowboy
Well, I told we came up with the idea for cowboys just because that's how Tom like just looks nowadays
I guess cuz he's a country rockstar
(09:21):
We told Gip that he should rock like a straw hat and just like big baggie overall
No clothes underneath one strap on dog. Yeah, it was like with no shoes on and that would have been tight
He was like hell you and then never obviously they never pulled through
So I'll get it to do is go to goodwill and it's fucking over
(09:43):
What do you do?
How are you texting somebody right now in the middle of the cast?
Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing now grabbing the picture of Gip last night before the just story
Guess what I just put it right here. Oh, I'll see you have it. Yeah, brilliant brilliant boys
Yes, I didn't think you're dumb enough to call out the fact is I'm a phone right there
I'm gonna be telling you that I'm going to be too sad to look fries to keep you
(10:04):
I'm just fucking frying you. We are back. Well, yeah, welcome back to 51 I guess this is boys heavy riffs baby
We made it to 51 yeah, I was like even
Real on the
Loan behold everyone's pretty fucking hungover today. No, I feel great. I'm not I shit my pants this morning
(10:27):
I know so yeah, that's how my day started
Walking the dog and I had a good like I'll buddy we got to go back. I'm sorry. You don't get a shit
It's the move you should have pulled was
Like instead of like you know, you know, you're taking the dog out the shit. Obviously you should have just shit in someone's heart
Blended on the dog. I'm feeling what did you feature dog?
(10:50):
Oh, no, there wouldn't have been anything to blame. It was it might have well has been pissed. You know
Oh, yeah, we were just washed away with the fucking tornadoes at Rochett. It was kind of dude
I like you know, I like skirt my way back home
It's just ran straight into the shower and like spread my cheeks in the water and it looked down and there was just it looked like I just pissed in the shower
(11:14):
Oh
Stay in the hock and tuck well there goes your second
I have been so irresponsible like I'm supposed to be moving to a new apartment. Yeah
And I'm here doing a podcast. I played a fucking show last night. I went golfing on Monday
Been like six house parties for the dog. I have the most irresponsible births
(11:36):
It's a tough week to move though, you know, there's a lot going on
I didn't pick once again. I didn't pick it dude
I've been getting shit on people keep telling me no when I say hey can I do this they just keep saying no
Dude and I
Kid, well, when is it my time to fucking be like actually yes, dude
(11:59):
I am doing it this way. I think that winds up kind of being every time
Well, like what the fuck man? It's like the whole shit with here with the rent. I was like do we need a fucking?
I need to do this in order to pay it like this and the guy was like yeah
That just doesn't work for me and I was like why though? Why doesn't it work for you? It could it could?
Did he ever get back to you about fixing the milled it? I ever sent it man. I was too pissed off. No, I just scared got it
(12:23):
Dude, yeah, you can get scared. He's just gonna say no
This is gonna be another no, but I'm gonna be like I am thirty two years old stop telling me no, man. Well, I think no
Well, isn't the old saying it's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission
That's what I was trying to do and you were like get permission and I was like got dammit
(12:45):
Because this is like a liable contract like there is a contract
Well, then what have we saw this fucking squatters rights? Well fucking change the lock
No, we signed it for a year and then we've been here for four we've been on month the month for like three years
I can't believe him in here for four years already and then well coming up because it was well
We've been in it. We started like right before the pandemic, right? Yeah 12 podcasts a year
(13:07):
Shit, you can't wait you squeeze in where you fit it. Yeah, man. It's a busy like dude
This summer we got so fucking
You can come up and run it by yourself
Yeah, welcome to Tucker's corner. Did you get it? I'll edit it. You don't give a fuck
I didn't enjoy that just me fucking farting a coin. You'll see how hard it is to do by yourself
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emotional rectified you'll turn everything on in the sit-side
I'm gonna have to edit out like three hours. It's just like you stare at the camera figure outside the city
Can I get a
Over here is stroke most shit
So I'm still know that the move the move would be I need to like
Set up like a hotline and just like take calls
Do you know we see it we took calls for a little while just like no, but no, it's like reverse hotline
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I just call my boys
Oh, this guy
I'm like bitch, but I know I know you're there Tyler
Everyone's just bitch potting you like yeah, so this is awkward
Welcome to the voice mail hour
No, but yeah, so we fucking dude it has been nuts like
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How sick was the show that's the I don't really remember I don't I didn't learn a lot of people tripping
No one left the show
There's still there. They're definitely still there. It was hilarious
Because I know for a fact less and blood on the floor. So I bumped into like Taylor evading Carly in front
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Chocker smug and I was like yeah, and they're like is it cash only else?
I know you can vent my Tyler
Hey, yeah, and Taylor was like fucking that's awesome. I was like it's like 15 bucks. He's like I'm gonna pay what it's worth
I'm leaving like 10 bucks
Exactly, so like that was hilarious like some people probably gave you like five bucks and got a wristband
Yeah, Franky. Franky came up to me at the end of the night and he answered me the cash from the door and he was like
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Yeah, it's like this much it should have been this much for some dude only had quarters and like so we let him in for four bucks
And I was like that's totally fine
I'm gonna start doing it every place it has a coverage rolls a call
Maybe man there's like I was didn't do laundry, but I showed up in a mountain of chunks
I
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Yeah, I
Dude we gotta have the mountain wolf laundry match show that would be killed dude. I mean I wanted to buy dude
You can attest to this I wanted to you cam and I friend of the show slam
Wanted to buy yeah, yeah, I think he lost his mind last night. Yeah, we wanted to buy a laundry mat and
It's like half shows at the long like build like a club in the back of the fucking laundry
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Wanted to call a dirty laundry a second. It's a cool bag a little liquor wise and you know it's links some gansons
Hey, little low keybids you have a bunch of just like
Well, I'm gonna say like the teen hose dude. I'm not sure
I mean, I'm like a bunch of white boys ripping
Call it suds and bumps
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Bubs and sides dude. Bubs and sides
Yeah, yeah, you like briefly mentioned you guys stuck in Ohio and you had a toll is about it
You're so stoked about telling us that people want to the show. Yeah, I was stoked. I was sick
Last night it was sick
Actually, I thought no one was gonna be there because trade was playing last night
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Actually, Tom hit me up today and he was like boys. We fucking botched it. We picked another show because
Long time ago when we would sell out Matt like all the fucking time way back in the day
We played on a night that fish was in town a lot of fish heads in an app and then also
Overlaverly with just life shows in an apple straight. We played the Met to three people
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And and Tom was depressed
He was I was like two
Two leaders that I was yeah
He got the 25 ounce fucking red bull and yeah, he was like dude this doesn't happen to us and I was like I know
A fish was in town. Yeah, and we were like some mild oversight. Yeah, whatever. I just do I don't like pin point
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I'm gonna start doing it pin pointing weird fish is this entity or tray or that
That is like a thing you got to do that with like any bigger band any bigger band
That knows you're gonna like your fan base is gonna like go to that yeah, yeah
Exactly, no, absolutely, but for that it was a really good turn out
I thought the fact that tray was in town. Yeah, so Ohio so yeah, anyway, so fucking whirlwind right?
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We're really there, right? So anyways go to fucking Ohio with the boys
Tyler was supposed to come buddy, bailed because he was a coward. I thought it was in Virginia dude
I didn't drive so okay, what is what is Virginia, but the Ohio
He's the same place dude everything's of Ohio
So fucking hey, so my boy Dustin turned 40 we got a fucking cab and like out and
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The outskirts of Columbus, Ohio and bumfuck nowhere and
Everyone was driving out there, but I
Had to leave Sunday they were staying till Monday, so I flew so I was like fucking afly
I was cheap flight anyways me and Bruce my boy Bruce fly out there
Fucking get there have a tremendous time
fucking never seen anybody do what I saw Bruce did and he
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By like eight o'clock in the morning Bruce had smoked two fucking joints did a
**** of the
And also took a
And a
I don't know what you call that that's like Vader flipping dude. He that's Bruce that's like the darks it's more
What is acid mushrooms? That's what hippies
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I think I think I think Molly Molly and acid yeah, I think he was just on a bender
Yeah, that's just called like that was
That's the hundred times flip that he just would just and then there's a Tom's there was just a bowl of mushrooms while we're everyone's party and
And he just kept going by and eating more and more throughout the whole night and
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Anyways, so we get through this whole weekend
We're having a fucking blast drink in having a good time. Bruce is on a fucking nine, but the thing is is like
You guys know Bruce not everyone knows Bruce, but like it actually made him somewhat like very enjoyable and like normal
Like all that shit and I was like he was like kind of I was like dude. This is awesome. This is a great part of like this
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Bruce
This is time like you do in this morning. You're on the edge of insanity
Yeah, it brings you right back. You're actually making some sense to that turns us the shit that makes other people insane
Makes like
It's like real
Yeah, so fucking I get so like you know we'll get through the weekend
You know it's time to say goodbye's fucking drive to the airport
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Fuckin I got there way too early because I had to drop off my rental car because I didn't want to pay an extra day
So I had to get it there by like noon and my flight wasn't until like six o'clock at night. Fuck
So and then
The air core is it's tiny dude sucks. It's the worst airport. There's a chillies and that's it like it that's the only place to do
So we're eating and like hanging out at the airport just fucking sweating dude
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And it cuz it's like hotness air like the AC wasn't working. It was terrible
So we're fucking getting in there and
Next you know it like they start calling us in like that. Oh, we're about the border flight blah blah
We line up we're taking the southwest flight
We're lining up they lined us all up
We're ready to go we got like ACing we had like the we paid like a little extra money to get get on the fucking flight right
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Dude and we were just fucking
Beyond hungover dude just dead to the world
We get on the flight we're about to board and all of a sudden the fucking like flight attendant person like comes over to the inner comm
It was like hey, we're just running into a small delay
Looks like we're gonna be delayed for I don't know like like maybe an hour and
What will will stay stay close to the to the gate so you don't you know we can make another announcement in 15 minutes
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So we're just standing there's nowhere to sit. There's so many people there and there's nowhere to sit and you're standing and I'm fucking dying
I'm like sweating everything out
I'm fucking just fucking miserable and all of a sudden they're like you come back over
Hey, it looks like we're gonna be a little bit longer
We're gonna try and get you guys on by like eight o'clock tonight
We're thinking and meanwhile we were supposed to take off by six
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So I was like all right fuck and then Bruce and I was like let's go fucking find somewhere to try and find a seat
We like walk all the way at the other end of the airport and just sit in the Starbucks and then we're sitting there
We get our drink and all of a sudden our phones vibrate and they're like your flight has been canceled
And I was like for what like what's that like a one and a half hour flight?
It's literally 55 minute flight. 55 minutes or like a seven hour drive and I'm like dude
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I'm flying yeah, the drive is fucking miserable. You're going through West Virginia. Yeah, do it every the whole fucking thing
It sucks so then I'm like all right, fuck it so I'm like we go over to the fucking gate and there's a fucking mile-long line of people
Just fucking like what the fuck is going on?
Apparently like the fucking air traffic control thing
caught on fire at Dallas airport
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Oh, I'm just a shadow to a high end ground it every flight to the beach
Every flight was just done like the everyone had to go
So then I'm like what the fuck so we're waiting in this fucking line
And we're like damn it dude. I was like and I was like I never was like in a different city where my flight was canceled or anything like that
So I'm sitting like kind of like panicking. I'm like what the fuck am I I'm supposed to be a worked more
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I was like what the fuck am I supposed to do and I'm like so we're waiting line and then I'm like and then
People are starting to talk and like it's like a telephone like they're telling every tidbit people from all the way at front and then they're like
They're not giving away hotel vouchers or meals like you're on your own
Because it was a federal a thing I was like that doesn't make fucking sense
I was like that's not that's not all right
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So yeah, it was like I was like the government Biden wears my money dude
Wait, why wouldn't you just go back to the fucking house in the woods because I didn't have a car
It was an hour away from the air. It was an hour from the air for yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
That's that board yeah, so we couldn't go back it tend to yeah, so and like all the boys had already left like so there was there was no and then so I'm like fuck dude
So then
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Then we're standing in this line and then while we're in line all of a sudden we get another text like you've been booked for tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon again like at night
I'm like that's like a whole another fucking day of being here. Yeah, so I'm like fuck it
Dude like God damn it so I was like all right, and I've got out of line and I was like Bruce
We're gonna find a hotel. There's like a hotel like literally in the airport basically so I got a room for us
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I booked it on hotel tonight
It has a confirmed got all the like the fucking numbers. It's like this is your confirmation
I'm on and I'm like fuck it dude, so we go to the fucking goddamn goddamn fucking desk to go check into the hotel
And I'm like yeah, I'm checking in for Justin Miller blah blah
Give her my stuff and she goes oh there's like a problem like it says it you're not charged and I was like
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Lady no
Like I sure this is my fucking bank statement. There's the charge here. Here's my confirmation number
She was the most unhelpful person in the world and I'm trying to
Lose my shit on this person because there's like 30 people trying to do the same thing
I am just like just like trying to figure out what's because everyone's fucked everyone's
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He's like a hub
The same we're still there. No airports in DC and then there's still BW. Yeah, there's so many airports
So then yeah, so then like so we're sitting there waiting in line
It took an hour and a half for this whole thing I had to call hotel tonight and then they would and then like I had to get out of line
I think she's like go this night with sick and hotel tonight
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It was the fucking worst and then like they would call the hotel while the she's like checking in other people to like
To like figure this out and like I didn't then they hang up and I'm like do what the fuck is going on
So this is like a third party
Yeah, and then this is the problem with all these third party apps. You gotta pick a hotel brand and stick
Yeah, that's what I've always should have what you gotta do
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But then something like all of a sudden go through this whole fucking thing and I'm like fucking pissed dude
And I finally we finally get checked in getting to the fucking room and I'm just like piss
And I was like I kind of listened a fucking Bruce nor all night again
Like this is gonna be terrible thought you're gonna say Bruce Bruce and then fucking sit there fucking
Wake up the next morning we get another fucking text because all those
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There supposed to be like gnarly tornadoes and yeah, and they're like hey your flight might be fucking
affected by this so you might want to reschedule your flight
You know and you for free and I was like I was like I don't fucking wanted to do that
I'm literally literally Bruce like Bruce was like I'll call and get it all done. I was like finally because I'm the guy doing everything
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I'm a rented car. I'm doing all the
I'll get new people and just trap you in the airport
That's when it basically it just seep into you
I'm saying you need to get you have to go get my my car needs to be fixed you just say my car needs fixed
And then you're in Ohio now
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Fixing boy and dude, and so we finally those onions need cut dude. They're all fucking bringing dead from the train
Did all the melting lava shit, whatever wasn't a train. I keep telling my sister
That the fuck out of Ohio. She lives just outside. I'm just like oh, it's a shit. Oh, no get out of there
Ohio's a shit. I will do everything in my power and ever go back to Ohio
If I have to go to Michigan, I'm driving around it and I don't care if it's tight three days
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Dude we finally you get a new flight and then the ladies like
She goes well I have a flight that leaves at 8 a.m. And it's six o'clock in the morning when we're calling this
She's like we're like we can't make that one. She's like okay. Well that one has seven stops and you stop and Dallas
What twice?
What what can I just stay in Dallas?
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I was like isn't Baltimore like the hub for fucking Southwest
Like you finally take sister get to both for no
It was you have Narlie's trip, but hold on you have two layovers in Dallas
You could go I wouldn't you just stay in Dallas for that stretch. That's what I'm saying
How are these people this stupid? I dude and then and then she's like oh well
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I have one that goes to DC and we're like fuck yeah, do you both be on that flight?
That's yeah, that's never
That's right there. We were like we fly to Reagan. I was like tight
So we got send me to Richmond. We literally got to like we were like the last flight that could leave because of all the storms
We landed and originally we were gonna have to take a train from fucking Reagan to
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Fucking BWI to grab my car. Yeah, because we we're here is this this we were playing strains in automobiles
Man and fucking Bruce and I and I was like and I was like Kara
I need you to pick us up from fucking DC. I was like I'm not fucking paying any more fucking money for this trip
I was so bad at a shape she finally comes gets us
He got to take me to fucking BDI and then I had to get my car out of there dude and it was like a
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It was like 60 bucks apart my car instead of 30. I was like this is the worst
Fucking trip ever. That's the great American
Dude, where are you? I'm very job in Ohio. I was like babe. I live in Ohio now like apparently
I was like this is the Westerberg's honey. Yeah, do they so games?
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No, you should make sure that they take it out of Ohio. I don't fucking deserve it. No, I hate Ohio fun fact
Hell yeah, brother. Welcome to the club. Yeah, I think I drove through it once on my way to Chicago
It's fucking flat dude. I think I saw like the I mean the rock roll whole of fames there, right? That's like it
They just have all the fames
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All in can everyone they're all in can't is like apparently the only place with anything in Ohio
Yeah, you can go to Cincinnati and he fucking chili on top of spaghetti with you
The top of the outer they do that in the south too. I got so I can so pissed about that
They don't put the chocolate powder. It's fucking the chocolate powder is fucking
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Skyline chili cooked into it or just like top because that's a different why not both
Could be fine. I like a no they use a lot chili with like a little aggressive
Yeah, touch is like fun, but they use a lot dude
It's on like way over cooks spaghetti
That's what the brains are just a fucking rock of ass pertain up in Ohio
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It's fucking trained fumes and sugar mouth to do just fucking foam at the map
Yeah, dude. I yeah, I don't want to ever have to be at Ohio again
So and that's all I got to say it's tough because like if you want to go west
I'm ever almost everything runs through that man. Yeah, I'm not getting it down. I'm fine
I'll tell the flight you'd better not even fly over some bits the fucking brim you to try and I did
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Just get stuck. I was I was like the state wanted to be a square, but it just kind of sagged
Like it's just there. It's yeah, it's kind of it's like near a lake and it's like like one part of it is and then it's just
Fucking Cleveland the mistake. I was they so it took a lot of land for now for nothing
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What was nothing one of my best boys is from Ohio and he has never talked about it
Yeah, the best for Ohio is leaving dude. There's no joy the better joy that getting you remember
You know the move of the Patriot. I love that and then like at one point like the like the evil kernel guy
Whatever he's like picking out his plottle and when they win the war whatever
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He's like tell me about Ohio and it's like dude. You dodged a bullet by dying
Whoa, dude spoiler
Sorry, so yeah, Tyler I can't believe you made it here. I thought for sure like
I know
No, before the show we all like we've been trying to do this and everyone's just fucking like busy as fuck and then
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I was like oh, yeah, Friday this Friday works and then I forgot that you had a show Thursday
I was like oh my god doing the podcast some Friday. Oh, I cancel the last night because I went to Sudan
I mean afterwards and tucked there and I looked and dead in the eye and I was like we're not doing the cast
And he hit me with he was like
Like he was like I saw like I just disappointed. It was like dude. It's been so long
(31:18):
Big myself a bootstrap
So I got here an hour before either of these guys
Yeah, I was doing it like four or 30 hold on. I was fully ready to get it to I like driving up
I was like watching my phone my waiting for that text from Tyler like I got a bow out tonight
Boy I
Wanted to fucking watermelodic is I took one of those naps where you wake up and you know you feel
(31:42):
Think it's the next day and you feel heavy and shit
I'm fucking heavy and fucking riffs dude
Hello, well, yes
I woke up and I looked over my phone and it's at 640 and
That sky looked like it could have been 640 a.m. Orp and I had been so asleep. Yeah
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I live in a basement
It could always be morning or even down there in the fucking fear
I am Hitler stop man
You're afraid of the ball and I
I was like well, that's going on. I saw it a mixed mist call from you
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A couple text and I looked at Lorenzo and I was like it's 640 and she was she was asleep too
And she like wakes up she's like tomorrow or today
And I was like I don't know yet
I can't tell that's awesome. What's Rudy doing?
He was barking that's why I woke up
Really barking that's what yeah, he was like I got a pair of arms. That's crazy. Yeah, I wouldn't have been like
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Ultra bombed on us
Dip it on that one tonight. No, I needed to come up here no matter what the antimicor from last night
Because you need to prove it
No, absolutely
I want you to get going
I'm not even still before I was a cow
Really pissed because it's just gonna feed me
Yeah, dude and are they gonna be finished? I saw they're doing some rope work over there
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We'll talk about that later. Yeah, I don't talk about it
It's gonna be nightmare. Are you just are you moving everything in your car like no? I'm gonna get a fucking duho
Yeah, I'm much of my boys have like offered me their pickup trucks now you need a box
Do you know I can pop
Yeah, you got the pop
That
The other thing the other thing is is like you know you move with a pickup truck
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It's that's the day it rains like your couch is what your beds all fucking what yeah, dude
I'm not pickup trucks are forward just like sitting in the back to drive down the pair to go fish
Mate. How you do trucks nowadays the beds are fucking like penis size
I need boys
What there's no eight foot beds anymore getting four foot
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That's all cab it's all cab. That's what I'm saying
They're like so people don't want trucks. They want many vans with a fucking
Cooler I didn't say hog size. I said penis though. Do there's a penis and then there's a haul
All my boys got hogs dude, and that's confirmed
I can confirm the boys got we're on the registry man. The hogs are
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Reggie's dreaming
Wow, it was baby. Is that the movie we got to watch? Yeah, that's the I told you guys
It was the watch at movie
It's a classic
Maybe watch movie what are you talking about you just like you instead of packing the other night you watched a fishing movie
Yeah, maybe rip did you see gone fishing yet? No, oh, you got to watch wait
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How did uh how was a bachop? How did that movie rip do you have the coolest new
Child's a bachop building ball was that yeah, thanks
And Billy were sorry
Dude, it's free on YouTube
I had the pop you got to watch it. It's so good dude. The ads are better. It's one of those like really shitty
2004
(35:06):
Or they were just cranking them out. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, like remember the Delta farce with fucking exact same
This is this whole thing. It's the same guy. It's the same crew right same clear collar comment
Our boys it's all the same shit. Every movie has the same formula
They just wrap a different thing around it
But bachop it's about like a fledgling bachop and like some dying town
(35:27):
It's dodgeball and it's it's literally fucking dodgeball the dude's son like hates his dad
And he's like dad your loser and then Billy Ray Cyrus comes in and he's like the top bass angler of all times
And he opens up his like bass pro shops in porium basically in the town and then they have this fishing contest
(35:48):
And long story shorted
Tornado boy's bud spoiler spoilers. Oh, I was shit. That's right. You haven't finished it. It's fine
Everyone go watch bachop and we'll talk about it on episode 52 because it did ended up being a fucking tremendous by the way
A little schedule update. We have episode 52 scheduled for what was it?
253 yeah, the same day. I'm gonna use that 30
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20 30 yeah, 30 yeah, I forgot what year was having the empty chair for me man put like a little candle
Mucher
Just boys
We all died in World War 4
4.5 yeah, 4.5 yeah, we're a little for point
Yeah, we're like half world
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Damn
What's like the Southern hemisphere?
This is like just like Korean
We just know and they were all like proxy wars. We just like 25 wars, but it's like just half the world involved
There were no scouting
Hey
This is actually like like okay Canada like let's put the fires out now, dude
I think we've been 30 fucking you can do you want us to put the fires out Canada like just like like that just ask
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This is our land now. See if you want to be loud you just got it back off
Be loud you're gonna be loud up here. I love doing that though. I love the lean and he loves it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're back here
If you do it up here, it's gonna be all blown in no it's unsalvable years
I'm just a borefessional done salvage truth
Well, that was a good path
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Boys ready to jam. Yeah
I'm not jam. That's what I said last night. I was like I'm not jamin. I said I'm not fucking jamin dude
And talk was like then I quit
Right now we'll do it
I'm not talking to you. What are you gonna talk about?
I'm like 15
I'm so too
I'm so pretty
Wait that was only 15 I think so I think we're out like 45 dude no way
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What's the time good today?
I also have a sort of recording while you guys were smoking cigarettes
What's it say 12 minutes it's been 40
I was pretty close. Yeah, minus 10
There's many castles come to here as tall. I know it's true people come on us
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I don't know do I spend the people calm I expanded a little like
Improvability last night. I know it's okay dude. I saw it
I need you guys to I need you guys to see the show last night. I mean I want to fucking bash your party with like 17 boys for a week
I'm a bunch of like party ever taking you with the boys
(38:26):
We can talk about that over like the course of like a lifetime actually that is pretty crazy
I don't have any of that. I'm a replenish show August something
Somewhere
No with the swell fellas. I don't know fucking what they that is where is it at or like is it in theapolis now it's in DC
Let me
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Oh, you did the runaway the runaway. Oh, just and why don't you my manager?
I was just talking to him
I'm talking about that yeah, I should have been by the guys fucking
Don't listen well
Like the best listen you're the worst listen
Everyone else listen get get this the much run back every podcast and tell the up how many times I interrupt anybody
(39:13):
Verse everyone interrupting me. So yeah, we're gonna up to your whole quick here
So
low T oh
You got low T dude. You got like I think I got too much my balls like I think I I got like my right one ampe
Dude that'd be kind of cool man
You can be actually all the fucking rad dude. No, let's not be like. I'll walk in a room
(39:34):
Dude you get a prosthetic one and then you can just like do probably party tricks you just smash the fuck out of the fake one
Yeah, it's like popping out of the face
Yeah, you guys check this with your balls
Yeah, and you're just like in you don't make any face and people and then some kids like I gotta try that
You're just smashing his ball and he's like dying of he said. Yeah, you gotta get you
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Boy died
Yeah, he's like yeah boys and I'm okay, dad
You don't have any shows coming up tuck
Not for like a couple months
85 August fifth the swell fellas mountain wolf sorg the runaway dc
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It's a really good chance at account
Shots against who it's in DC. It's an a coordinates because apparently Facebook does gorets that crooked crab burry come see mr. VCR
Four o'clock when
Any day any time you want
Tomorrow that July
(40:39):
29 this won't be up before them
Yeah, July 20 it's in really she's released it on the 30 it literally got three weeks
And it's moving the computer me back away from mom
That's why I was like I there's no rush to back up back up
(41:00):
blown it out there's no rush to do podcast unsalredible
I am like like I love these pit vivers, but at the same time I hate him because I'm sweating
Why do you're fog up because I sweat like a
Sitting there talking he's got big cheeks you nervous dude you start talking fast
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I'm so nervous
All right, here's another one August 12
Hell yeah, mr. VCR it's Dan and Joe's and downtown andapolis
Stout Santa Pipes at Daniel's stay there noon yeah, yeah, dude
Is playing noon?
Did I say noon? No, I did
Everyone's gonna get there and get fucking hammered be there. We started like hours
(41:43):
You guys started every day to full days work just hammered drunk listen to mr. VCR
930
Show up then that's late
What are you guys gonna cover songs?
Shaw what the fuck is a shaw dish long we're gonna show our song
Playing songs, baby
We gotta decide it that's that's what we need to do we just need to take a page out of them
(42:07):
It's like the one thing the right hot chili peppers did right was the cock socks cock socks
That you guys gonna do it why not
You need some crew socks, but
I got ankle socks do this might be okay for you now
I'm on the wrong I'm on the wrong street dude the news would be just to put them the balls in it only
(42:30):
Shafting and now basically like what is that?
It's my clip. No, the real move the real move is you just wear regular pants and you like
Let's just your balls out of the zip
The gum do you want to piece of gum do you just say that's like a squirrel brain
It's more like a squirrel brain well if you're holding the ball
If you just pull the sack out those like the bit high school. So you want to piece of gum, bro?
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Dude, are you gonna pull a sack out of the
I'm saying the whole thing you got your full nut sack out yet the boys
Yeah, that's that squirrel brain and I'm saying the difference is gum is when you pull just the skin of your nuts
You're not a shaman
I'm a cockman
Yeah, do you know fucking great who isn't a gr- do you have in a show or would suck you're just like you're just like
(43:16):
Like flaccid seven inches
Like what's a flaccid seven inch I think it killed Justin
I thought this was clogged it was just not you know, it wasn't I just
We're off the rails. Let's kick a jam. I haven't played the stun. Wow. I get stoked to play the stuff. Let's start
(43:40):
Just don't even know
You guys should have been at that show. I said you should see all those guys. They were down
Yeah, we're doing
I was sick. Dude. Those are the second fog
52 reps dude. Yeah
Dude yourselves of favor and I don't don't try to do podcasts. It's not that easy
(44:01):
I'm actually really
Just take that
What you need to get a new need you need replacement
It's over
Started out back and now it's over good night
(44:43):
Okay
(46:15):
To fight for me
To fight for me
To fight for me
To fight for me
To fight for me
(46:39):
To fight for me
To fight for me
(47:11):
To fight for me
(52:13):
For the world
For the world
For the world
(52:36):
For the world
For the world
For the world
(52:59):
For the world
For the world
For the world
(53:20):
For the world
For the world
For the world
For the world
(53:46):
For the world
(55:51):
I feel I need this flame, I'll be right now
oh
Oh
(56:11):
I feel I need this flame, though
(56:45):
SURV lyI
I don't deserve one planet
(57:05):
HEA bankrupt
(01:00:36):
Captain Coil Bob
(01:07:05):
You're born with the kind of hell man
Everyone, all in all
Always look at us
We don't care about that
Yeah, no, no
Always look at us like you're through the stratosphere
(01:07:28):
You're born with the kind of hell man
You're born with the kind of hell man
You're born with the kind of hell man
Why don't you join your life
Boys around and fight
(01:07:51):
You're born with the kind of hell man
We missed you for the past couple of days
We have you in the middle
Oh, give you the hero's lightest legs
(01:08:13):
I gotta get out of here once or twice
I gotta get out of here once or twice
I gotta get out of here once or twice
I gotta get out of here once or twice
(01:08:35):
I gotta get out of here once or twice
Please, I'll watch you cover me back now
This dude has a cup of tea
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh man
(01:08:59):
You've been talking for about three days
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(01:09:24):
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
just like that frog
e identify
pleasure
a 1's
(01:09:45):
a little bit
now
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha WIN
To Woos!
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