Spanish Tapas vs New Jersey Mommas – Episode 42 - Heavy Riffs Podcast

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(00:00):
My girl, oh it might

(00:05):
Was a little boy
I stole his bike
And his mom was a die
I am underneath the clothes
I am blowing my fucking nose in the basement

(00:28):
I'm doing too much blow
And I don't give a fuck if your shoes glow
Because I am
They get on our ass holding that
Yeah, it tastes like pennies

(00:51):
I don't give a fuck
Don't let me catch you at the die bar
I'm officially August
I know I heard the news today man
So what does it mean by August?
Did you cut your boy off for something?
No longer a house

(01:13):
Damn, what happened to the house?
What the hell?
What did you go?
Sold?
Sold to a pretty little girl off
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding
I'm blown up this spot
Hold on
So why did you say it?
Okay, so you sold the bike
Yeah, so you're no longer a motorcycle

(01:35):
It's snowing anymore
You're not getting traded in colors
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they got to burn all the tattoos off my back
It's got a hurt
It's got to be a cotterized cup, baby
But you know what's going to happen in the long run
You're a rich man now, do
Finally a thousand there
I just feel like to have some cash
You're gonna pocket sometimes
You're like a Jeffrey Bezos kind of guy

(01:57):
You're walking around like what's her name?
What's his wife's name?
What's his ex wife's name?
She just divorced another dude
I think it's Meredith
What does it mean?
And M words
You know what I mean?
Shit, the artist started off
What the blunder

(02:19):
Yeah, so yeah, so she divorced him
But she still got all that money
You're like, I wouldn't say your Jeff Bezos
You're like Meredith
Meredith Brooks, whatever her name is
Isn't that like a singer?
Isn't that the girl this is
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm a boulder

(02:41):
I'm no longer a berther
You're a morover berther
I can't say let's ride no more
No more
You know what's even better than that?
Not having a bike
I haven't money again
Dude, you gotta cut the trim the fat sometimes man
I'm like, you know, sometimes things slow you down
But you know what?
You got your phone out of it, right?

(03:03):
Yeah, I got my phone out of it
I've got a new skill
I can always ride a motorcycle
That's actually pretty cool
I'll definitely get another one eventually
Don't they have an app where you can rent a bike for a week
I'm like for like a weekend, I'll be like
You know what? I'm gonna go for a
Fucking bike ride this weekend
They reminds me I need to take all my listings down

(03:24):
No, yeah, I was renting it out
I mean, dude, that's dude, if you're not using it all the time, that's tight
But now you're welcome
But that's like, thank you
So now you have that out for your chest a little bit
Now like what are you gonna do?
Like what are you gonna use for fun now?
You're gonna use the solid guitars
And maybe the V is sold
I'm selling everything

(03:46):
Like audations down
Downsize, minimum was minimalism is very psychedelic dude
Look around, dude, it's clutter
My life is clutter
We got a fucking VHS player here for whatever
That's not a laser disc
It's a
It's like a CD dupe
No, it's like a mastering deck

(04:08):
So you can like print master CDs to that
I need to get rid of that
So if anyone out there wants an elicis X3
What's that say?
It's a good product, yeah
Yeah, we're selling everything
We're selling everything, we're gonna sell the microphone stands
I don't want anything
Everything, I'm sick of it all
Cause it's all used

(04:30):
And like fall on a part
Yeah, and like broken
So when all you own is second hand or even third or fourth hand shit
It's tight
Upon the initial purchase
Because it's it's
Cheap
Leave in the wallet
But then you start using it and you're like, fuck this thing

(04:52):
I hear you man, yeah
Yeah, so buy it from us
So you can experience the same exact
Putstriction that we do
If you're looking for a mediocre thing
And you're questioning yourself
Should I pull the trigger?
Should I buy it from Tyler?
Not only should you buy it from Tyler
But what you're gonna do is
You're gonna own something that was owned by somebody before Tyler

(05:16):
There's like, this is generational wealth dude
I mean, this is all money dude
So this is how it works
I just trickles down
It's like a upside down triangle
It's for a very famous
For a very famous
For a very famous
For a very famous
For a very famous
I thought dude

(05:38):
I thought you were using this app
Because there's an app called Tackle
That way you just call people
And they like tackle
To do to us to have
You feel like, oh I need to build this
Fuck in like Ikea bench
You can like rent a dude that will come out
And just do it for like 30 bucks
I think rent a dude is a better
Is a better name than Tackle

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Or it's a dude
Rent a nap
It's like, it's going to happen
It's going to happen
It's going to be a lot of dudes that
We're not trying to be gay
And then just be gay and other dudes
It's going to get messy
Real quick
Well, my fishing tackle has been purchased off of eBay

(06:22):
And I keep getting
Packages from like maridits
And barbros
Barbros
And lightest
Oh
And Lorenz is like
Who the fuck is maridith
Who's maridith?
Like why do you keep getting those Packages from these old women?
And I open it up and it's the fishing tackle that if purchased off of eBay

(06:46):
For pennies on the dollar
And it's like full tackle boxes like
Just tied chatterbaits
Like blood still on hooks
And Lorenz is like
That's what his call is called chatterbait
It's what it's like
I love that website as well
And they catch mad fish
But so she brought it to my attention
She was like dude you're buying

(07:08):
Tackle of people that have passed away
And these are their widows that are like
Getting rid of it
And I told you about that
And that's where you were like dude
Dead man's tackle
Which is super tight
So I'm telling you I get these fucking tackle boxes
For 25, 30 dollars fully stock, fully loaded

(07:30):
With if I bought everything individually
Like some of these lures are like 15, 20 bucks a day
So I could potentially open my own eBay so I didn't sell them individually
And called that men's tackle and fucking raked it
Maridith see here's the thing
Here's a problem with me man
I only come up with cool names

(07:52):
I can't execute on him
I just like this is the name of whatever we're going to do
The one thing that takes off
10% for like
I love that for me
Just for the name
I'll rent it to you
It's like Hollywood video again
But that's tight
So your buying dead man's tackle
So you basically have a fuckload of rusty hooks

(08:16):
Have you gotten a tetanus shot in the last 10 years?
I did cut myself yesterday
I got a couple monsters
Did you rent catching three inch perch?
No
You're catching the same fish for six weeks
It's popping up on the screen right now
Yesterday I caught some fucking
Modern monster
I'm calling third or something
He beats my personal best dude

(08:38):
Is it tell me
Okay, let's do one of these
Taglboxes that you've been buying
Have rollers on him
No, how you're not measuring these fish
I need to know the weight and size
I'm that's I don't give a shit anymore
And I need you to take a list to weigh a perch

(08:59):
I want to know how much of weighs
Yesterday
Maybe the biggest one
Maybe one pound
Which is a monster perch
Where have you been fishing?
Where?
Yeah
I found a spot right dude so there's that
It's called fish brain
That's Thai
And like, after time
Dude, it's like
You have to like pay for

(09:20):
It's like $17 a month
I got the free version because you know me
So like I'm like scurting by
I'm like I'll figure it out
I'll read between the lines
Because you don't get like actual catch positions
But it shows you all these spots
On like a Google Maps S type deal
Right
And so I'll just go to the spots around my house
And the map was throw out a couple casts

(09:41):
If I don't catch anything in an hour
I'm like a spots bug
But every single spot I've been to
Within that hour
Even if it's like the last five minutes
I'm like just one more cast
Bam dude
And I'm like there's fish here
So now I know it's a bit strong
I'll head a bat
Yeah, no it's fucking tight
That is tight
Dude, let me just tell you something
I'm so stoked that you're a fish from me now
Like that's a cool hobby to have

(10:03):
Well, so that's for the record
I've been the first time I'm with fish
You know, I was maybe four years old
And then I fished
Almost every day from 4 to 11
So that's years of fish
That's my entire adolescence
Fish
Yeah
And then you know you become teenager
And you start finding other things
You find pain

(10:24):
You find your pain
You start bait
You're not doing it
I don't have a bait at home
Yeah, do you do that
Then you
You know the path I took
You went to bands who went to music
So you start playing music
And you just kind of forget about that
And then your 20s happened
And you're like I'm just getting drunk
And you're getting bang
So you're getting drunk
And then all of a sudden
10 years after that
Your dad's like hey, but it's time to go fishing again

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And you're like okay
And you go offshore
You catch fucking 500,000 pounds of tuna
And then you're like oh I remember being a boy again
Yeah
And I need like a hobby
That can pass the time
And it's also super fun
And you know if everything goes to shit
I'm eating baby
I'm eating radioactive fish
But I'm eating it
Like that is a brilliant thing

(11:07):
That is such a fucking cool thing to do
What's to say in teacher man
I don't know if I can fish
Feed him for a million years
Teach a fish to get hooked
It's not as smart as me man
I don't know
What's the given man to fish he eats for a day
Teach a man to fish he eats for a lifetime
That's the same

(11:28):
My lifetime was Jesus Christ
Right there dude
Jesus Christ
That boy was a wild cat
He never fished
He cheated
He was netting dude
He's a fucking cheater dude
I'm not even a boy
You are Jesus
He just show up beautiful
The games
That's what I try
I spread the word

(11:49):
You turn not having beer
And beer
I have it away
I can make beer happen at any point
Christ
You are
You got the beard
If you had my hair
Was your beard
Between two of us
And we were like from Middle East
Like brown
We'd be Jesus
I'd be fat Jesus

(12:10):
You're gluttonous Jesus
I'm fat Jesus
I love fat Jesus
You're just gluttonous Jesus
That's like a weird Jesus
That might be a really good stone
A bad name
Gluttonous Jesus
You're welcome people
You got to have that own boys
Gluttonous Jesus
It's a funny image
It's kind of cool to like
I want to see this big boy with a gut hanging out

(12:32):
You know what I'm talking about?
He's got hanging out like got a little hairy on it
Yeah it would be basically American Jesus
The religious right
Jesus
It would be like the quintessential
It would be the quintessential picture of what
White Christian America thinks Jesus is
Yeah
Imagine
Imagine what kid rock thinks Jesus looks like

(12:54):
And that's exactly what Jesus looks like
It looks like head
It looks like head rock
It's like head rock
It looks like head rock
I think what is this real name is a kid rock
What is this real name?
Is probably like steward
Dude I have no clue
If we had
Dude
We never have any in any
I forgot to hit up tank
Because he finally got back
Yeah

(13:15):
Yeah
He was like
Yo you guys need a producer
He hit me up too
I just didn't spawn because I was like
I was like I'm getting fish right now
Because I was like
How long does it take to get back
12 counts
Just because he keeps getting hacked
Yeah
We do stop making fucking different
I'm not damn face books or whatever
I geez
Well, as learns it was like
Why is Dink following me again

(13:37):
And I was like oh it's his new
It's become a five
I think it's a Catholic counts
Hey everyone out there on the interwebs
Don't
Fall for the $10,000 in your account
Immediately prank dude
It never works dude
As a boy it's got scammed
Thousands of times
That's one that no one can hold on me

(13:58):
Because at least on the
I can scam the real life
On the internet I'm a sleuth dude
I fucking know where the scams are coming from
I don't do that shit
In real life if you offer me a projector in a parking lot
I'm probably gonna buy
I'm probably already dead
I'm definitely buying a dick
But on the internet fuck off
Yeah
I am a keyboard warrior

(14:19):
I hide by in that screen
I will destroy you
Okay
Relax
I need you to take it down
No you don't
I'm pumped on you being pumped right now
But like
I'm fat Jesus
And I want you to too
Yeah
No but seriously it's very tight
I'm stoked on your fish and stories
So here's the dagger

(14:40):
You haven't let me come fish and wrap
Yeah
I have fish and poles
Do you get tackled?
I got tackled
I got a bit of my parents house and get it
Oh hell yeah
Are you sure?
Because that's what I thought
I just had to buy some tackled
Well I'll just steal some
Demand's tag
I can't tag with you
I'll buy some tackled from you
Seriously
I like all the shit I have
Alright well like

(15:01):
I'm gonna you know what my goal is now
I'm gonna be the guy that just outbids you on
Fuckin on a paid top dollar
I'm gonna be like
I'm gonna turn dead man's tackled
Like on fucking eBay
Into the house of market
Where I'm just paying like
12fold over fucking asking price
I'm like they're like 45
30 bucks
30 bucks
I'll give you 10 thousand

(15:22):
You're right now
Just
So I have it all
And then you're gonna be like bro
No
I'm cornering the market boys
You just recently had your second honeymoon
This was okay
That's what I was like kind of zen
So here's the thing man
It's not really the second honeymoon

(15:45):
When it's your first time in
I went to Austin right after the wedding
Yeah
And that was just to get away
Come on the hustle and roll
So someone called that in a honeymoon
You're calling it just getting away right after you got married
Yeah I'm here for more of a
I'm more like to be honest
I live my life double enough and I'm so yeah
I went on to honeymoon
How tight is that?

(16:06):
Not many people can say that
And yeah so
It's a wife and I
Okay Cara
Just got back about
I guess there was like two weeks ago now
Maybe
From a beautiful
Most relaxing, most eye-opening
Fucking vacation, honeymoon

(16:27):
Of my entire existence
This like just going
Like so let me just tell you how it happened
We went to this beautiful island
Off the coast of Aspania
To some
Called my workem
And we stayed in a town called Palenza
Which is an ancient Roman town

(16:48):
It's like this fucking town is like fuck you old
Like it's like Roman shit
Like it's like fucking AD shit
Or BC shit where they killed Jesus
Yeah it's yeah yeah fat Jesus rips
But it was a long flight man
I'll tell you that
We saw we like I was like

(17:09):
Leading up to a carol like it was
Obsessed with going to Spain
It's been a thing forever with her
And she like kind of like got me really peaked
And interested because like for the years that we've been dating
But we're going on almost eight years while
That's fucking crazy
She's always talked about going to Spain
And we just like obviously it's like cost some money to do
And it just we just couldn't do it
So we've been saving and saving and saving to do it

(17:31):
And we finally like
It just worked out with the wedding
And all that kind of stuff and we finally got to go
But like the biggest thing I was like
I didn't want to do the flight
Like I was like I get so nervous about flying
Yeah I did
I didn't interrupt when I fly
I need like two Xanx
A couple hard liquor drinks

(17:52):
And then the entire first day of wherever I'm flying to
It's just a complete blackout
And then I'm back in
Yeah like that's how I fly
Yeah so and I'm like
I let her she
She was really excited
She's she took the reins and booked everything
Like she did it she did was she like
Our travel agent she booked
She got us across the world
And it was super stressful

(18:15):
Just because like we flew out of Dallas
So we drove from Baltimore
Which Dallas is in Virginia
I had no idea
It was like almost a two hour drive
Just to get there
And our flight was not until 10 30 at night
So I was stoked on that
Because I was like you know what
You know what I mean you know
That means I just sleep
You know what I'll just go to bed

(18:36):
I'll be tired
So we get to Dallas go through the whole bullshit
Get all the rigmarot done
Get through to the gate and we're waiting
And I went on to this plane
It was just it was on a United flight
And it is the biggest airplane I've ever seen in my life
It was like the big boy
With the double decker
Like it goes upstairs too

(18:57):
It was like a bull
And airbus
I was on an airbus
And so like it's super wide
And like they serve you like legitimate meals and shit
So
I'm looking at my tickets
I'm looking at the seat chart
Because that's the biggest thing
I was like where am I?
Fucking sitting
I had a fucking window seat
Dude
And the flight just from Dallas

(19:19):
To get to Europe
We had a flight in a Frankfurt Germany
It wasn't eight and a half hour flight
And that's just like the first part
That's just the first flight
Yeah
So then I'm already two hours in
So I'm already two hours in with the drive to the airport
So then I'm like looking at carol
Fuck you got us windows
We're in economy class too

(19:41):
I'm sitting like this
Against the window
I was like what's wrong with the windows?
That's what I would want
And I was like carol
And we get like the IOM in the combo
Concentrate whatever
It's different
So like we're sitting like this
And I'm in the middle of the seat
Like I'm at the window
And I'm like
What happens about the piss?
Like I have to get up
And I have to like make the carol

(20:02):
Then there's another dude that doesn't speak any English
And on the end, on the IOM
He was like immediately
And I was like fuck
So I like I panicked
So I was like I'm not drinking anything
When I was flying
I'm not even drinking water
Because I was like I don't want to have to get up
And piss
So I'm like some sitting there
I'm like fuck fuck fuck
So we get up

(20:23):
We get in the air
When you're on one of those planes you're flying
So fucking high
And you don't feel anything
It just feels like you're just sitting
You're just like this is boring
And there's a terapyol
So like that's where I was
I was wondering
I was like do you where we're gonna do some touch shift?
To me that sounds amazing
It was, it was very chill
But then like I was like I want to try to sleep
And then I had this neck pillow thing that we got

(20:44):
And I didn't long story short
I didn't sleep a fucking wink
And I stayed up all fucking night
And we got to like in there six hours ahead
So it was like a whole
Mind-fuck winland
Because we got there at like noon
And I was like
It's supposed to be like six o'clock in the morning
I'm just like, what's new and what the fuck
We land and then we go through Germany

(21:08):
We land in Germany
Which was tight
This is Frankfurt Airport
It's fucking enormous
It took us an hour to get to the other gate
So we'll get there
And we're fucking walking around
And then I'm like, all right we got like a three hour layover
So I'm like fuck all right
Just walked around a little bit
Like exchange your money into your rows

(21:29):
Which was pretty much one for one
So like we we got there as soon as the Euro did
Yeah, yeah
So it was like right where were we at
Like it was like it was kind of tight
So anyways we like go through there
And then we like finally get a flight
And then it was the two hour flight to my work
And we're on our little flight
But it wasn't bad if we actually got a

(21:51):
I got an IOC on that one
It was sick
But it was like it's quick to our flight
And then we land in this fucking we land in this beautiful country
We're in Spain but we're in my orcats
It's like right in the Mediterranean sea
And I had no idea this island was fucking huge dude
Like it was like way bigger than I thought it was going to be
So we get off the plane and like

(22:13):
I'm there was like this whole thing about like this COVID thing
Like all these steps that you were supposed to go through
And like check in and do all this stuff and like
We didn't find that's we just did and got in our we had like a taxi waiting for us
It was another hour in this car drive out to our spot
And it was a villa we had this mansion

(22:34):
Like a straight up mansion to ourselves
And there was like a grocery store next to us
It was a little and we're sitting there
We get home we settle and all that I need to go get beer
Like I was like I need to get I was like I was a long flight
I'm like I need to fucking let loose
So we go over to the look to the little
Walk over there and walk in and we're like

(22:56):
Oh shit like what do you buy a booze they just have liquor beer wine
And then like all the food you want
Like first of all but has everything in there
Like everything is in that one spot
So I was like walking in and then we're like alright let's get some wine
Cares like freaking the fuck out
She's like oh my god this is wine
And she's like pulling all this wine off the fucking shelf

(23:17):
And I'm like what's going on I was like that's going to be expensive
Like I was like what I was like what we can come back
She's like no we gotta get all this
So I'm looking and she's like it's too to hollocks for all this wine
It's like the same wine that you have here like the same Spanish wine
It's like 30 bucks here for a club for a bottle of wine
Yeah, it was literally $2 a bottle of it
So we're just like looking on my dude

(23:38):
Dude this is tight and then I was like I walked over to the beer section
Dude I bought like a 24 pack of like Australia calisias
Which is like their logarbear it's delicious
For a fucking $7
Dude I was like oh my god I'm getting hammered
It's retired that's what I'm saying
And then all the food like a barico like a moan
Just was it was like $4 for like a shakuri plate of it

(24:02):
Which is like a what is here it's like a hundred plus an ounce
Yeah, like it's nuts
And I'm like it's just free there dude
And it's like all the food and everything was so cheap
We could tell our place and then we finally like you know get back and settle
And we realized that we have a whole pool
It's beautiful like a blowground or whatever like ground it in ground pool

(24:24):
Sorry, oh just a pool for all the pool
Yeah, the pool of the fucking
This is usually going to do not above ground
This shit was under it was subterranean dude
There was a fucking waterfall in it
And as soon as we got there I look at Karam and go baby
I'm not getting out of this pool and she was like are you serious
And I was like I'm deadly serious

(24:45):
I jumped up right in that pool, smash and wine, fucking smash and beers
Eatin like shakudari and just chillin
But dude that fucking trip wasn't saying like
Just everything there like it was such a culture shock
Because it's like that everything's just chill
Like I've never been so relaxed in my life
It literally taught me how to like
You go to the restaurant you see yourself out there like

(25:09):
You know it's not a rushed thing
There's no hustle, there's no hustle, there's no hustle
Like running up to you right away and saying like what do you guys want
And I'm like I just sat down like can you give me a minute
Like can I look at the menu?
They come over to you when you're ready
They give you your menu, they give you some time
They come over and you get a drink

(25:30):
You know all that kind of shit
But like if you want a quick service if you're looking for that
It doesn't exist and then there's no need for it
And that's what it is
When you go to do when you go out to dinner or lunch
It's like not a big deal because like everyone's like you go there
You literally get a meal, you get drinks
You get after drinks, you get like a little nosh
Maybe some dessert and then you always get coffee

(25:51):
Like everyone's getting like espresso or something like that at the end
So you're sitting there all day
And then you know you go to settle up, they give you the check
They bring a credit card thing out to you
So they don't like take your card and go running
Come back and give you the thing and all that shit
What it says on the ticket is what you pay
There's no tipping involved like you don't
There's like a 10% maturity at it

(26:13):
And that's like that's like good tips for them
Because they get paid a livable wage
Yeah, you should
So you know and it's like it's it was so wild to watch
And then like we would get like a huge meal
Dude like something that like you know how you and Ren's
Go out you go out and have a good dinner with drinks
And it's like 150 bucks

(26:34):
We did that
And every time it was like we couldn't spend more than $60
I think the way it should be
And it was like we were getting after like we're just having like cocktails
Not just beer like making like gin and tonics like really good cocktails
And like dessert and just top us and bottles of wine
And like they give you they just give you bread and olives
Whatever you go and the olives are out of this world

(26:57):
The bread is delicious
And like everything is just so chill
Like all these people just like walk around
Swimming with cigarettes and just like taking an out
There's that and it's and it you know what's bonkers
It's quiet
Like it's just quiet
It's not when you go to restaurant you hear a lot of chatter
Like the restaurant's loud you hear like plates being like

(27:19):
Tinking, tinking, tinking, tinking, tinking
You hear the cooking, you hear all the fucking
Riggle mero in the back and then
People are having like loud conversations
And like carrying on there
It's just like everyone's eating and just quiet
And then being carrying on like doing or we supposed to talk to each other
So you just say like you just talked to one another
You're not like screaming across the bottle

(27:40):
Hey, give me a fucking drink
It's like it's like everyone was so relaxed
And like this is then is fucked
Dude it sounds awesome
And then like we swam in the Mediterranean sea
Which was like the most psychedelic
It's like swimming in bath water
It's such a
Like it's like pretty hot there
And the water's kind of warm
But it's like the most refreshing water
Like you know you don't have to get used to it
Just get in

(28:01):
And it's such a salty body of water
That like you do not have to even try to float
Your body just just buoyant
Oh yeah
So you can be in like seven foot water
And you don't have to like you know how you have to tread water
You literally can just sit there and you're like like a fucking server
Even swimming in the ocean is chill
Like you don't have to like fight to like stay alive
You know what I mean

(28:22):
And the best part is
These Spanish women are all topless at these beaches
And it's the people that you want to see naked
I'm sorry
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's like beautiful women
Not ocean cities find it
Yeah, it's beautiful Spanish women
Or German women because it's a very
Like Europe

(28:43):
It's Europe
That's where that's their ocean city
Or something like that
You know what I mean or like their Florida or whatever it is
Like their destination
Yeah
So there's a lot of German influence there
And then there's a lot of English
Like London whatever the fuck
You can
I don't know
But it was the most eye-opening experience

(29:04):
And the craziest thing was
I was so nervous but not having known a lot of Spanish or anything like that
But like it was funny how it came back to me
So because you're there and you just have to learn
And you're like oh that's right
This is how you ask for that
And this is how you do that
It was like riding a bike
So it was like kind of evidence
Like okay, I remember this
And then like everyone kind of spoke a little bit of English

(29:26):
But there was certain times where I was like kind of freaking out
Because it's like and we were there
We might have been the only Americans there
Like how like tall were you compared to like
Actually not I was probably average I was like
Really as a master
Like
So Jesus yeah
I was like the biggest student
I was a king

(29:50):
I was a king of Spain
And sometimes you just got to beat the king
But it was psychedelic dude
And then just the scenery
There's kekoes everywhere
Like just like the wildlife
Everything's like so relaxing
And like in the bus service
Like you take the bus like the public bus
That's the way to travel

(30:11):
It's super fucking clean
There's no one like just snat knows
Everyone is on there
It's like it's not like like people think it's like low brow
Or you know what I mean?
You know what I mean like here
Like we think of like public transportation
Like on your report because it's no infrastructure
Right
If there was it be fucking sick
The buses like they come if they're a little bit late
The bus driver apologizes when they show up

(30:33):
Like I'm so sorry
And I'm like dude it's all gravy baby
Just give me on this bus
Let's go swimming
No question do they drive fast
Barely ass
That's how it is in Mexico
Barely fucking ass
And they barely
On these little tiny roads with the big ass
And they're just whipping through it and I'm just like
Hey
The plan dude
We get our CDLs
We don't drive fucking big rigs on America

(30:55):
We just go drive buses in the Spongebob
And we just whip dude
Just barely ass
Like the crazy America
Just didn't just lean at takes
Dude a most incredible time I remember man
Like just just experiencing it
Like in an old glory
Bang and Spain
Bang and Spain was tired
It was so tired
I was like speaking on kinds of Spanish

(31:16):
I was like
Yeah
Mama's she
It was so psychedelic dude
And like just like I said
It was basically free to eat in drink
And the best part about it was
Like just
Being and it's like
It's like walking
Like it was like an active thing
To like we were like
Look forward to walk like the town
That we wanted to go to Palenta
Really like on the outskirts of it

(31:38):
It was like a mile walk into the town
But it was like this beautiful walk
You're like we walk by like the
Like the
Like the
I guess like a park plaza
Or something like that like the strip mall
At night it was like a 12 o'clock at night
And I was like kind of freaking out
Because I'm used to living in Baltimore
I'm like oh we're walking
I'm like I'm like looking over my shoulder
Like freaking out like

(31:59):
Like I was like oh what the fuck
We got to like get home
There's like no there's no homeless people
There's zero homeless people
And the streets in the city
Are you can eat off of him
It was the cleanest place I've ever seen
No one was like throwing like cigarette butts on the ground
Like everyone was super super conscious of just like
Throwing shit out

(32:20):
I was like in America they just like
Eat wrapper like McDonald's
It's on the ground
You know you got to think of the so spanes
Been around for forever
Forever for
They're like at least 2,000 years
Yeah
United States is baby condeser
They're like two, three
Maybe four now three hundred
Some years old
And there's something 76

(32:41):
There's something to be said
There's something to be said for
Like the government taking care of its people
The old world
Well that the old world
But like just the fact that like the government there
Probably does a better job of taking care of its low
Is a common denominator
Then the United States does
And you get to experience something like that
Yeah

(33:02):
And be like why can't we get to do this in the most powerful country
The world
Not to make it political or anything
But I'm just like it's probably very I hope
We did say that we mentioned
I met like randomly was like town car
I was like
You know living America
Like you did talk that like
Everywhere at every other country
Like a shit hole

(33:23):
Or just like or just like you have no rights
Shit
You have no rights
You're controlled by the government
You have no rights outside of the
Outside of the United States
Like if you go to Canada
You're fucking like I don't know
You're just like an expatriate or something like that
Like you're just like
Yeah they don't have rights there
I'm like what do you talk
What do we have here
And then I look at care at one point

(33:44):
I literally brought this up to her
And I was like
Babe like
You can do everything
We do back home here
The same
Like there's no I was like
You know like maybe you can't own a gun
I don't know if you can't
Probably definitely can't
But I was like but
You just can't need money
You're paying more
And taxes that benefit
Betterment of

(34:06):
You're surrounding
Yeah
And it doesn't matter at that point
Because everything is tied
Everything is so clean
Like I can't
Stress that enough
Like even like the trash cans
Like the dumpsters
They're like they were just clean
It just
And they had like like you said
There's people that were just like
Swimming up
Like tending to their yard

(34:27):
Doing shit
And you're just like these people
Just appreciate everything they have
It was like so eye opening
And just like looking at these old gas buildings
And I'm just like dude
This is like
This is where it all began
And then like
I remember like
Kind of hammered
And I sat out
And I was like I'm going out
To the ocean
I'm swimming in this sea
And I just laid him on my back

(34:48):
And like I said
It's so salty
That your body is just on top of the water
It's like really psychedelic
And you just sit there
And then you just like sit
Stand down
And then like the the fucking like
It's white sand out there
When you're swimming
Crystal clear
You can see all these little fishes
Swimming around
There's fun
And these little fishes
I was like I just ate a bunch of you
Like cause they haven't chosen

(35:10):
Like anchovies and so things
And shit
And I was like I just ate all your balls
Eat bait
Just bait fish
Just bait fishes
He's good
I mean I know why fish eat it
Dude
Can you eat me in a water
A fisher
Yeah, a regular longer
But yeah dude
It was the most psychedelic trip
And then coming back
When we flew back
I had the middle seat

(35:31):
For eight and a half hours
But I did watch the fucking
What is it called
That movie
The Nicholas Cage movie
The New one went to him
That he plays himself
It's a such a tremendous weight of a
Barable talent
Something like that
It's very similar to that
It is
Oh, hilarious
It's like a fucking awesome movie
It's really good
I need to see
I love Nick Cage

(35:52):
You know the big Nick Cage guy
Which shout out to the shark
Neighbor is they went viral on Tiktok
For their song Nick Cage to some dude
Like Hula who being a fucking basketball shot
With a pillow of Nick Cage's face
Like one side's gold
You wipe your hand on it
On the other side is Nick Cage's face
Well we got here a little fucking
Yeah

(36:14):
Yeah
But yeah
A little retro games
Dude, log it
So yeah
That trip was like
It was the most relaxing trip I've ever had
We were there for a total of like I think it was close
It was like eight days
And it was like the perfect time to be there
And then like once we got home
I remember landing and like getting in the car

(36:35):
And then just driving
And I was just like I fucking hate this place
Like when I got home
I was like dude everything's sucked
And I was like I got paid full price for beer now
You know actually I don't
Shout out to because they're good life
But you know what I mean
I'm just like everything
I just was like fuck this socks
I came home
I'm like this socks
Fuck the next day
It's a man of mouth

(36:56):
I was kidding
I wrecked my teeth
I recommend going
Like if you can like any way
She had performed, go to Europe
It's fucking tight
It's really cool
But now it's seriously
It was tight
But the other dagger is like now that you're hogless
And now you've been fishing a lot
I've been to Spain
Like what the fuck else have you been doing

(37:17):
It's not Spain
Yeah
But it is Princeton New Jersey
Which is where I went
And Jersey Redemption's a story
Big time
Let's talk
I'm not going to say I'm a big Jersey guy
I don't know
All the boys were definitely the whole weekend
Just going
Big Princeton guys

(37:38):
Big Princeton guys
Yeah
It's Princeton New Jersey
Is fucking gorgeous
Yeah
I feel like school too
That as well
I mean we went to the campus
Walked around
It was that's tight
So
We go to Princeton New Jersey
For
The Homey Scott and K.T. Wedding
And like anapolis showed up in full force

(37:59):
There was probably like 20 people
From anapolis at this wedding
Okay
Stay at like the fucking high it
Regency this beautiful hotel
Nice
And driving up to Jersey the whole town
Like I can't believe we're going back to New Jersey
I'm not going to turn to that
Like
Like
I forgot about the level
It's here so that like no-no-no
Can't help you

(38:20):
No-pump the gas
No napkins
No New Jersey holds up
Until you get to the beautiful place of Princeton
I guess the West New Jersey West is beautiful
Okay
Like sprawling green fields of green pastures
It's the Garden State dude
Probably it's gorgeous
Mid and downtown Princeton is fucking tight
We were going all these school places

(38:42):
So
We get the reason I get checked in the hotel
Get all dolled up
What's the dinner before the wedding
The rehearsal dinner
The rehearsal dinner
But it's like the party after the rehearsal dinner
It's the rehearsal dinner
It's the rehearsal party
It's the rehearsal party
So we go to that
We go to that
And we go to this place with the nasaau
Nassau
Which all nassau

(39:03):
Straight down downtown Princeton
And it's like
James Madison and George Washington
Used to party there
Right
But it's like
They've party there in places in anapolis
That are fucking kind of shit holes
This place was to the nine
And the jazz bands playing the whole tonight
So the two of them
Open bar

(39:24):
We're drinking with part
And I did
Purching ribs
Open bar is the best part of the story
Always
Do your wedding was as well
And it's fucking second time
I don't know
It's open bar
It's like the coolest thing in the world
So
We're drinking there
Have a good time
Leave that
And go to
A local bar called Ivy
Name the bars Ivy

(39:45):
We get in there
Due to the front doors
Like $5 cover
Like $5 cover
You know what?
That's my first time
Fucking bar
We got their hands in there
And then I hear it's like
Girls get in for free
So I'm like, cool
Evan and I
You should've been like
You're gonna sue my gender
You should've showed them your man John
And dude

(40:06):
Do you check this out
Just like my like
I got a pee
So we get in
And it's a dive bar
But it's definitely a gay bar
As well as stuff
Because like there's all the
Like dude
But like
Not
And I don't like stereotype
Gay dudes
But it's like kind of like

(40:27):
Jersey looking dudes
And I see that
Leaders
No
Now just like sport
Like they had sports plan on the
On the on the TV's
And like dude
A lot of pompadors
No man
No
Like fucking
If you went to a Raven's game
And just looked around
And the client tell
It was like these dudes at this bar

(40:48):
Okay
So it's like
Dude
It's like
It's like a bunch of bronze
Like just a bunch of gay
Ron
Bunch of gay Rons dude
Just fucking like
And like like
Evan and I are dancing
With our girls
And then all these dudes
We start dancing with us
And so we're dancing with them
But it's like a bunch of dudes
And backwards hats
Jersey's like

(41:09):
Yeah
Like sports Jersey's on
And I'm like
F
He's like
This is a gay bar
Wow
Looking gay bar
I did the worm bro
I was like
There was a nice off dude
Like we got after
That's cool man
Did you guys
So how many boys did you kiss on the mouth?
Not because I don't
How many did Evan kiss
Don't lie to me
I didn't see
We'll sus on that

(41:30):
But the bathroom
Evan's been making an anime
I don't know
And then you have a man
Bang and bull
So the bathroom
Like talking to the mirror
I don't know
Oh yeah
Analyzed
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Making sure
Making sure
I'm in fuckin jersey
And it's actually tight
Like that's the only way jersey is tight

(41:51):
Let's be fucking honest
Like if you didn't have to go in the bathroom
Like stare at yourself
Like you weren't just like
You were just like enjoying a drink
In jersey
No one enjoys a drink in jersey
Dude
Not this much
And then they had four of those
You don't just enjoy
You have to
They had four dollar milibles
I had two side
I appreciate you
That's the best thing
We get home

(42:12):
Everyone's got a fuck down
Obviously
Passed fuck out
Wake up
I woke up early
Shit the next morning
Cause I wanted to go fishing
But I never bought a
New Jersey fishing license
And I didn't want to deal with
Jersey God
It was only nine bucks
Which I could have
I couldn't cast off your left hand
Yeah
No left cast
Just been like
No left cast
No left hand

(42:33):
It bulls shit
Here's the problem dude
Like
There would've been something wrong
Oh you can't catch the fish
If you catch a fish
You have to
That's what I mean
You have to get in the water
But like I'm saying
There were so many beautiful spots
Around this two go fishing
And I got on that
And I was like
Oh they're good fish around here
You brought your rod
Yeah, yeah
And I forgot my dress shoes

(42:55):
And I was a big point of
Contention between the rents
And I was like
Well you priority
You brought your fucking fish and tackle
And I didn't have my dress shoes
I was like
I felt like a dagger
My boy Taylor came through
The dress shoes
Cause he came up that day
I hit him up
Bro Big Favor
And you call him
Get a look at him
Grab my fucking boots
I'll see you in Jersey
He came through

(43:16):
So he was the bird
Yeah, what did you do?
Taylor breaps dude
I fucking love that
I miss him
I haven't seen him alone
So
I wait for Evan to get up
Cause his girlfriends
In the wedding party
Okay
So he's just like a free agent
Oh day
So
70, Evan
I love that boy
He comes up to our hotel room
We make plans to go to downtown

(43:37):
Princeton
Now that's when we go downtown
We're walking around
We go to Princeton
And university campus
And this place
I get it now
I understand why Princeton is
An Ivy League
So we did research
As to what constitutes a Ivy League school
It needs to be private

(43:58):
It has like
Half of the terms
She has your spilling
Does it have to have Ivy on it?
Well, so it did
Like this one building
Was covered in Ivy
And it's a different place
That's a different place
That's a lot of
That's what I mean
But also an Ivy League school
Has to be

(44:20):
Located in the northeast
Of the United States
So Princeton
I believe
Or no
Stanford
It's not an Ivy League school
Whatever the California one is
Yeah
I think it's Stanford
Yeah
Because Princeton is an Ivy League school
That's in the city
That's where you were just at
Oh shit
That is where we were just at

(44:41):
Bro, you know what I'm saying
Well, so that could
Presbyton on that
My next one
My brain
Yeah
So
So
You know we're dead
So
Yeah, Stanford
Not the one we were at
Yeah
So like on campus
There's all these wild sculptures
Everywhere
And there's a ring of all

(45:03):
The zodiac heads on pikes
And there's another one of a dude
Stabbing a dude
It is some straight skull bones
Humanity
Seeker society
She had no's like we should be here
And there's a church on campus
And we walked into it
Princeton's known for its
Gothic architecture
So it probably looked just like Spain
To be quite honest

(45:24):
Okay
And we were walking this cathedral
This organ music is just plastic
And I was it sounded so sick
With all the reverb
The natural reverb
Rick is sharing all
For the ball
The churches were jolt around
The sound
Absolutely
Back in the day
And the still are
But there's
Not really
It's a catholic like cool religious
Not saying any religions go but like the old religion

(45:47):
You got about Baptist church
It's basically a ranch here
Or used to be a giant food
Yeah
It's like a cowbell
It's a good street ball
But so
This organ's blast
And I was like
Oh six for whatever reason
The moment
That we're here is
The time that the organ player is like
Just playing for a
So
Even though we're walking around

(46:08):
This church inside
It's quiet
You know how quiet
Oh yeah
You don't want to make it sound
And they're staying glass
The size of the fucking
I full tower is huge
And we get to the front
And it's some dude
A sound guy
With like playback
Just pumping organ music
Oh it's just like that
But it sounded sick
Like it's what it's supposed to

(46:29):
And I was like
It wasn't like live organ playing
We'd go to like some restaurant
Get some fucking food
I didn't get any napkins
Learns and Evan did
So that's it's you
I was like
Old destruent of that
Old destruent of that
But it was weird
So Evan asks the bartender
Like
He was like
What do we do?

(46:50):
We're at a town
Like if we really want to see
Prince then
How do we see it
And
This bartender
She was
An Asian girl
And all of a sudden
She started talking to us
With the crazy
Just jersey accent that I've ever heard
In my life
Where would come in and out
So the three of us all keep looking at each other

(47:13):
awkwardly
Well she's talking to us
Because it would come in and out
She was like
Well you go over to
Joy's in
Just randomly
And it's when she left
And it was like something wrong
I was like
Bro I think that's just her fucking weird jersey
Actually that she's like putting on
Like I don't know
Maybe she was just like
Maybe like
Welcome to the jersey
Welcome to the jersey

(47:34):
I'm a fucking jersey
Yeah this is like
Experience
That's cool
So you know we go back to the hotel
We also are getting dolled up for this wedding
Now we go to
The
What's the
The recet
Like that
It's a ceremony
The actual
The exchange
Val's
And set this place called

(47:55):
The grounds
For sculpture
We take the big party bus there
Everyone's good fucked up
You know where I'm good time
Now the grounds for sculpture
Is one of the most psychedelic places
I've ever been in the United States
It's just like imagine
The most beautiful zoo that you've been to
With no animals
But all the animals have been
For place with

(48:16):
Chite
Ganting
Handmade sculptures
From like world or an out artists
I'm talking like like
Life
Art pieces
Then go up and touch
And fucking
Walk around
And be like
What the fuck is going on
I can't move like
I saw that
What the fuck are you talking about
I'm just kidding
It was fucking absolutely gorgeous

(48:39):
Yeah
So
We sit down
The wedding happens
It's absolutely gorgeous
You see like some of our best friends
You know
You just like you're wedding
It's like
Just seeing my love
Just seeing love
Now the after party
Or the dinner
The wedding dinner
The cocktail

(49:00):
I forget the terms
You go rehearsal dinner
Party
Afterwards
Then you wake up
And then you get to do the ceremony
And then you go to like a cocktail hour dinner hour
Yeah
And then the reception starts
Yeah
Sometimes you tend to different places
Sometimes this is all one spot
Okay
So we go to the cocktail hour

(49:21):
Slash where the dinner is
It's at this restaurant called Rats
Tite
Rats restaurant
This place is even more psychedelic
Than the grounds for sculpture
It's got a gigantic coi pond
With huge coi in it
Just swimming around
Scalptures in the coi pond
That are like gigantic

(49:42):
It looks like a Japanese dojo
They were at
I'm like I'm in the chairs
He do what the fuck
I'm still mind-bomb that I'm in
New Jersey man
I'm like what is happening
Oh it's just absolutely mind-boggling
And there's all of these
There's still sculptures here
Yeah
But all around

(50:03):
It's kind of life-like sculptures
Of
If you could imagine like a
1930s party happening
So every time
Dude, every time you turn a corner
Imagine like five tables
With 45 people all at it
They're all sculptures
But they're all in some sort

(50:24):
of animated motion
Yeah
You know
So if you're not privy to this
It was like some pay
Like these people were like maybe that's what happened
I can't say
I can't say anything
I can't say anything
We part of here too long
We're going to end up with these guys
And there's like this
There's a psychedelic shower scene
This just naked woman taking a shower

(50:45):
I don't know where
Tits out
Tits out
I checked it had
It was anatomically corrected
It had a clip
It had a vulva
It had everything else
It makes of the jokin
There were towels
Like when I came across this corner
I straight up went
Whoa, sorry
Like you don't know what I mean
Oh yeah
So
That's about the moment

(51:06):
That my boy
Grad me and he was like
You want some mushrooms
Sounds like
Absolutely
So that's
We got
The DC Mushroom chocolates
So
And I was reading the back of it
Because he was like this is how you want to do
It was like one piece
To three
It was like a micro dose
Four to seven

(51:27):
Was like something else
And then
The way it was described
Was like eight to ten
It was God mode
Now there wasn't enough to go
I didn't want to go God mode
So I just took a little piece
You know
I'm in Jersey
I'm in front of the friends wedding
I don't want to like
Lose control
I was like this place is trippy enough
I want to fucking
Get that
I'm trippy
Eat a little bit
And like part

(51:48):
We sit down at dinner
Fucking have a tremendous meal
We go to the
We're seven
Yeah
Like the parties
That were like the dance
They have the first
Trimenous speeches
We're given
It's just an
And this wedding had a live band
Yeah
We're a reverse
Dude just absolutely
We're a reverse
Have a fucking tremendous time

(52:09):
Get on another bus
I'm like
You know
I'm kind of coming up
Feel
Fucking tight
We get back to the hotel
Now
There's an after party
And a conference room
At the hotel
So we all
Like kind of get into this
Conference room
All party
And then that's one
Another boy
My was like
Oh I have more of those

(52:30):
Mushroom chocolates
They're in my room
Take as many as you want
So that's the
Rinsen I go to the room
And then I break all three pieces of this
Two or three
Whatever
Take it
Go back in this conference room
And then all of a sudden
Everything has me
And I'm
Trippy
Balls
In a conference room
In New Jersey
In a suit

(52:51):
And I was like
Oh
Things expanding
Like this conference room
Turned into
What might as well have been a casino
It was that
Like
You might have seen
I was
That was fucking like
Like
Yeah
It's happening
But
Oh
And we just
Lorenzo

(53:12):
Was dancing
With a pack of napkins
No shit and that the my boy's guy who got married
He comes in and she started
Like a Spanish song came on
The playlist that was playing
And she had the whole these napkins
Started doing this wild
Fucking like
We're looked like some sort of native
Mating ritual dance
Around the newlywed

(53:33):
With all these napkins
There's so many napkins
It's interesting
Did you found me
Yeah
I do
So it's a fun mushroom
It's the fun
Exat to find
That happens in Jersey
He just got tripped
Paul's off of you boys
He got a good hotel in trip
But that's a
Pernson big Pernson guy
It has changed my
I hit you up
I was like New Jersey

(53:54):
Ripsy
I'm not here in that dude
I don't
I don't want to hear anything about it
I don't subscribe to that
I'll tell you something about Jersey dude
I don't like it
I don't like it
I don't like it
I don't like it
I'll take you Pernson
Well just make a roachrip
The two of us to Pernson
We'll try to Pernson
We'll go to the campus
And eat mushrooms
Sit there all day long
People are going to school
Because you can just chill
Do them tell their seats

(54:16):
Set up randomly
And you can just sit up
Do some of these
So there's chairs right in the middle of fields
And the perfect spot
Where the sun was shining
Just right on it
And I was like I bet you
I sat down
And I'd have the most profound thoughts
Of my entire life
Didn't sit down
Just get water
Because you're like
I'm like

(54:42):
I'm like
I want to make this trip even better
We're going to go fishing
For the first time together
And Princeton
You deserve to see
He's real big Princeton fishers
Like no one goes to see
Tony's on the fish
It's only nine bucks for two day license
You know what
My treat
You seen the box
I got the hotel
I need a to stop for a

(55:03):
400.
Why should you?
No, dude, we can, no, my-
They just-
They just-
We can do it.
It took three hours to get there.
The only time we've ever driven the jersey,
it's been like an hour.
You did it.
You gotta get through the shit.
No, the shit.
The Tom's River.
It took us like two and a half hours.
The fuck is Tom's River.
When we got the CD players thing.
Oh, the shit from Ian.

(55:23):
Yeah.
Yeah, but that was not tight.
No, no, it was tight.
Cause it was the first time I ever had a,
a white castle.
Oh, it was right.
But we took it completely honest with you, sorry.
White castle is legit.
Oh, I love white castle.
Did you go?
No, dude.
Think about it.
So you all made up and down?

(55:43):
No, no, we all made plans to go on the Sunday.
They really, everyone woke up soon.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Yeah, don't let it dry for three hours.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Make plans for a Sunday.
I mean, I would've been down, but no one else.
The only thing you can do is like,
maybe make it the brunch.
And you know what happens?
That's how it is.
And then let's say scrappy brunch,
and scrappy brunch.

(56:03):
And it needs help with a little bit of the white stuff.
Like, and I'm talking frosty.
Yeah.
If you guys, if it happens, there's got to be one person.
That's like the trooper.
And they have to rally the rest of the troops there.
But to be that person, you gotta be a certain guy
because then you're bothering everyone.

(56:24):
You're gonna be okay.
You gotta be bullied.
You can't be like, if it's like a dude like Bruce,
let's be honest, and he's like getting drunk.
And he's like, ah, and they're not gonna follow him.
But if you were like Taylor or Evan,
we're like, we're gonna get drunk today, boys.
And you're like, I can't.
He's like, no, you didn't.
You actually didn't hear me.

(56:44):
We're gonna get drunk.
Good at peer pressure.
And then you're like, I guess we're getting drunk today.
Yeah.
And then it's even better.
But that's the only thing you can plan and do
and execute the Sunday after a weekend wedding.
I'm telling you that three hour drive home
was one of the most difficult things I've ever done on my life.
You say after you're tripping on my dreams,
and drinking a lot.

(57:04):
Well, that's what happened when we went to the bachelor
bachelor party in Chinado.
Yeah.
That drive home after that night,
because we went hard all weekend,
he needed all kinds of stuff.
And that drive home, you did the drive.
I drove, it was like that.
I know what you went through.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, man, it's like everything's out of you.

(57:27):
Well, I ran into one of my boys in the parking lot.
And I was like, leaving?
Yeah.
To do that gave me the rest of the,
he has a room chat that's like, bro,
they're good.
And he was at my girl's driving me home.
I was like, it's good.
Lucky.
Yeah.
And he was like, I mean, learns I can drive you out of the nose.
No.
He just goes, oh.

(57:48):
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Because he always wanted to use it, man.
Oh, we stopped at a wall for like 45 minutes.
I just had to sit there.
He just kind of stare close off.
Yeah.
I'll do, I'm with you, man.
Like, that's a lot.
I got you.
Like the socks.
That after like all that fun shit.
I just like, I only was had a panic attack.
Because there was like, you know, when you're driving through Pennsylvania,

(58:08):
there's insane billboards, say wild shit.
Yeah.
Like a lot of Jesus shit.
Like, my Jesus touches him.
But that and then other ones say like fuck Stephen Singer.
And you're like, what is from with that?
And he's like a jewel.
Oh, yeah.
I'm like, look Google out.
But there was his one.
It was a law firm.
It was called like kick up.
It was called like kick up mo kick up mo and who did the jitter mama nino or something crazy.

(58:30):
And it hadn't the way to pronounce it on that.
And we laughed about it.
But then like fucking maybe 45 minutes an hour later Lorenzo just said that out loud.
So it sounded like she was speaking gibberish.
But I thought she was talking to me.
So I'm driving and I'm like, I've lost it.
I'm like, and I was like, what did I dip over it?
I was feeling you do all 100% and I went, what did you say?

(58:53):
I was like, I didn't know where.
Oh yeah. And I was like, and I had that moment when pure panic.
And I was like, what the fuck did you say?
And she was like kick him up kick him up.
And I was like, oh, the billboard.
Thank God.
I was like, I thought that I had just driving.
Just like barrel and ass lost touch for you.
How many I was like tripping it?
Yeah.
I was like, no.
Yeah.
I guess coming back.
It's coming back on me.
That's no fun man.

(59:15):
Well, weddings and jersey were up.
Diprints and ribs.
Dude, how did you guys go for the whole weekend?
We got there Friday and came back Sunday.
Nice.
That's fucking gorgeous.
It's a long one too.
That's a long one.
That's a lot.
It's gorgeous.
Yeah.
Well, I'm down to Gophician in Princeton.
We should totally do that.
Some of these spots they drift by.

(59:36):
I almost like pull because Eddon put me on a task.
That Saturday morning, we had to go to a Taco Bell to get gift cards.
His Scott, the groom, was set up all these Easter eggs throughout the wedding.
So hungover's shed, driving through Princeton, New Jersey, and like 10 a.m. on that Saturday morning
to a Taco Bell.
I'm just like peeking out so many tremendous fishing spots where I was just like, I need

(01:00:02):
to pull over or just fish.
I think they were hungover enough.
Just to be like, dude, that's cool.
Then do it.
But I'm down, dude.
I'm down.
Dude, like we should just do it.
What does dude, well, we'll go for like a weekend.
I would love to go, dude, I'm telling you some of the spots for fish.

(01:00:23):
My boy.
I mean, like, I'll pony up and we'll go.
But I'm losing life bait dude.
I'm buying blood worms.
Yeah.
I'm a live bait boy offshore because that's like a track and you're pretty much guaranteed
to catch a giant fish.

(01:00:47):
I mean, use the live bait, the bank fish in and like in a creek.
You want to use the lure?
It's just more fun for me.
Because you're like every minute you're doing something.
Bait for certain fish for sure.
If we're going after like pike or like snakeheads, yeah, well get some men out.

(01:01:08):
Yeah.
You're just catching a perch.
Which sure that's fun, but it's more fun on the lure.
You're not catching a perch.
You're constantly reeling it in and you're just catching your like looking out spot.
You're constantly looking for where fish are like jumping the water.
You're like, testing the wind, you know.
Like doing the fingers then you're fucking.

(01:01:29):
You're really stuck in trees and shit.
You're like, got dammit.
And you guys been 12 minutes getting that opportunity.
Dude.
I'm like we got like on a fishing tip.
We were on a fishing tip.
That was nice fishing.
I've never done that.
That's tight.
It's.
It's so great.
You're not going to, but like it's going to be.
But it was so tight.
Yeah, yeah.
I saw a drinking Vladimir vodka and get it right.

(01:01:51):
We're making 50, 50's on the ice and just sitting there freezing our ass off.
But it was tight.
We were just getting drunk.
It was tight.
But like going fishing and drinking beer while fishing.
here while fishing is so tight.
Every time I go to the up here,
I bring like two beers with me.

(01:02:12):
And just like, yeah, you don't need to get shit hammer.
Like, it's a sport bro.
It's like getting drunk, playing football.
Can't do it.
It's a shit.
It's like football dude.
No, it's not.
Titching is nothing like football.
It's more attention catching a life.
And you have the choice to either.
You didn't release it.
Dude, and here's the thing about me.
I play for keeps bro.
No, bro.
I do dude.

(01:02:33):
I'm not catching really easy.
Yes, shit.
I don't want to meet a legal fish dude.
I'm not giving up.
If you're fishing with me and we're not fucking 60 miles offshore,
we are releasing every single fish we catch.
Unless it's a fucking monster rockfish.
No, no, because you're not.
What are you going to do with like 12 perch?
Fish fry, baby.
Yeah, yes.

(01:02:54):
I mean, I know they're good eating.
And then there's no more torque.
Like you can catch literally as many perch as you want.
But they want to use.
No, when you, they're native.
Now, if we go snakehead fishing and we actually catch a snakehead,
we're going to 100% eat in that zone of it.
Are they good?
Supposedly.
Supposedly.
Supposedly.
Supposedly.

(01:03:14):
And it's tremendous eating.
They are invasive.
And it's a legal to carry them live.
It's illegal to transport them while they're alive.
So if you, so if you have to kill them, you have to kill a snakehead.

(01:03:35):
They, they're very mean.
They fight like hell.
They're big.
They're very, they're big.
They're not.
They don't look like from this earth.
They can survive outside of water for a decent amount of time and almost walk.
They're basically going to be humans if we let them live around long enough.
And the first spot that they appeared in Maryland was crafted.

(01:04:00):
And somebody released two into a pond so that they could fish for them.
And now, they're everywhere because they protect their young.
Like most fish, the female will go, their eggs, milk, spray, sperm all over and then die.
Snakeheads, they do the same thing, but they don't die and they protect their eggs.

(01:04:23):
So they'll like wait until they are born and then raise them, dude.
So they don't leave.
And they can literally walk on land.
They don't have legs, but they can like, if there's like a pond or a bank.
And they want to get to the other side.
And they want to get to the other side.
There's a short plot of land between it.
They'll straight up just go, and just kind of flop to the other side.

(01:04:46):
And then to spawn there.
And so that's why you two were released in a croft and pond.
And now we have like a fucking epidemic of snakehead.
They're great fish and they're great eating.
But they do eat all the native species.
They're not from.
They're not from.
They're like, if I'm not mistaken, mistaken, it was like, they're like an Asian, right?

(01:05:12):
They're Asian fish.
I have no clue.
I think it was like, because I remember when I remember the, when the fucking snakehead,
like, fucking scare was a thing, like on the news, we're like the local news, like everyone's
like snakeheads in croft and like what the fuck is the snakehead?
And then they, if in a wise name croft and then like, where, why, what is going on there?

(01:05:34):
And then like, it was like the whole thing.
And I remember like, I swimming in the waters and like my grandfather, they're snakeheads
and they're like, I don't know what that means.
Like, I don't know what that means.
Like, I don't know.
But like, they were, they were, they were simple bone fish from Texas.
And apparently a bunch of people in Texas when they catch a bone fish, they'll kill them.

(01:05:55):
And thinking they're snakeheads they're not.
Okay, and like they're not as good eating, like, they are a native species of Texas.
It's kind of a dagger.
They look like, they have, they look like pyke with like a crazy, dorsal fin that goes all
the way back.
Okay, okay.
And they have like, they're like leopard-spotted.
That's time.

(01:06:16):
Yeah, they're big.
They're like, they're like, they're like, they're trying out bone fish, they're like,
they got that.
spots a shorter dorsal fan and they're like silver. Okay. Yes, they catch like they look like left
It's they're like they're really cool looking fish. It's kind of cool. I want to catch one so bad because like you'll fight that good across and
Oh, dude, we can go to forked Creek bro. They're all over like they're just all over

(01:06:40):
I want to catch this neck end. I would love to so they eat men out live menos
Apparently it's hard to catch on lures and shit, but that's why I'd go I'd get like a minute
Like a swim bait and go after him, but I'm down to like target snakehead with a bucket of fucking menos a kayak
which I have a kayak
Angler Saxon zero point five us

(01:07:02):
And that's what I'm name I've had it to tell like six my parents my parents we had to go to a billboard to get it
Whatever, but I'm down to targets and a kids bro
All right, dude. That would be a fucking fish shit. I'm experienced. Let's go like I'm I'm
I'm like legitimately down. Okay, what's so you do know that like fishing you gotta get up early

(01:07:23):
You've never gone fishing properly. I feel like you're going fishing at like three o'clock in the afternoon
I can't work. I went fishing so okay
Fuck you first of all
When we went up shore we left the dock at two 45 a.m. I don't want to talk about I want to be in
No, dude, we don't need to do that for like perch snakehead striper and pick a roll like they're out all day

(01:07:44):
Dude are the burgers warm, but you're right bro, and I'm that my app tells me what time the fish are biting
If they're not biting six a.m. They're biting three we're going to fuck three. Well, that means I'm gonna go in at three
I'm drinking from six to three
I'm
Snakes and then with fucking rocks

(01:08:04):
I'll kill snakehead and running dude with my parents. Yeah. You gotta do it. He mainly
Hi, yeah, you just you just hit it on the head of the stick
Like a heavy stick. No, like I've had these sticks is time
These sticks all right. Well, I'll just kill it was like a fucking two by four
Well, we got to kill right away because if we get caught with it alive leap well

(01:08:28):
You're so it's illegal to transport it while it's alive
Because they don't want people even though they put it somewhere else yet even though they do it naturally at this point
I mean it makes sense
Because I understand the why they don't want you to take it because if it if it gets out of hands and it goes to another fucking lake
It just wreaks havoc on people then it's fucked the only fish ever will be a snakehead

(01:08:53):
Yeah, but that's fine. I don't care dude. I wish it had a different name because it's such a good eating that I feel like
restaurants would be more
prone to putting it on a menu and serving it if it wasn't called snakehead like Bransino sounds
A beautiful I've ever seen what a Bransino looks like and many in time. Oh, it's a whole fish

(01:09:14):
No, but I mean like the before it's full aid and like served to you. They're fucking ugly fish
They have a beautiful name
So if snakehead if we can kind of dude. This is our goal. Oh, thank fish
What thank fish this ain't this thank fish. Yeah, that's a good sounds. Dang. Oh, you know
What about paying us? That's not in the comments. Thank fish. What about what about okay? Okay?

(01:09:37):
Thank fish just how about this
We'll call Nancy's
Now, man, we need to re-brand we need to be a beautiful name like Bransino. We need to re-brand
We need to re-brand this brand you know we call them like
Slothers no man no snake related people don't want to eat snakes

(01:10:02):
Well, then just call them like we're not gonna come up with it right now
It's to harder than you think and you're a good man with names dude re-naming a fish is for the scientists
Bro, I have a I have an associate screen in the art of science
So I'm fucking I'm a man of the cloth dude. You right?
All right, or the she's man of the hotpot. I'm a hotpot. This is mother fucking educated guest mother for our associate's degrees combined equals batch

(01:10:27):
It should be look up over the
You can't name it something tight snake head is tight like if you just call what's yeah, I don't know
Lorenzo where the fuck yeah
That episode about it's been doing so much better than every other we had tits on the cast

(01:10:51):
We talked about like femme corbs time
This is the second podcast and the weather we're not gonna jam so it's a lot of total dude. It's piss me off. Yeah. That's why I'm kind of bummed
Tom's gotta get us shit together. He's catching COVID every other week
This kid is like this kid's a walking peachy dish. Yeah, we jammed a song burn DC shadow

(01:11:11):
Somewhere that plays just fucking rip in and I came here for the first time in a couple weeks and no symbols
but also
During that show my fucking one of my power tubes exploded literally while we were about to start our set
During sound check totally fine during rehearsal

(01:11:34):
Three hours prior to sound check that same day totally fine the minute we're about to start playing bro
Nothing
Dude now that this will work with it one bar tube say there was something going on my pedals because I immediately came back here
Plugged it in with nothing and like I turned it all the way up and it doesn't sound the way it's supposed to right

(01:11:54):
They should be ripping your head off, but it will work like potentially we could jam if they were symbols here
But my digress
So on that being said
I guess we're done with that shit man
Jamie, yeah, piss me off. No, here's the problem. The next one is gonna be such a river

(01:12:17):
I don't even want to hear it. I know I know I'm excited, but here's the thing is
It's probably gonna be like three weeks. Tasi again because guess what's going on next weekend
I know I know I have to piss at the piss so bad. So okay. Let's let's plan this like I think we should
Man, you see what's gonna happen. It's gonna get too cold piss

(01:12:41):
No, that's gonna do winter fishing is fucking tremendous
They're fat fish too, right? Because they all come in the surface because it's really suns hitting
Okay, let's go and like they're just as good a jersey and they're fucking I think the spotning seasons in the spring
But like they're getting ready fuck like I get ready fuck the practice and we can catch monster picker rule in the fall to winter

(01:13:02):
That's so every time I catch these perch
I've been going after picker, oh man. They're hard to catch
On lures and I'm a lure fisherman dude. Well, you know what lure is?
I'm gonna I'm gonna you're going lure I'm going live you're to catch so many more fish than me
Yeah, because I'm more intelligent yeah, but I'm gonna catch a fucking monster now

(01:13:24):
I'll catch it on fall. No, my fish is gonna. You're way too
You're okay dude. Yeah, this is a fish cast now speaking of fish in turn dude. I put it in it out there bro
I'm starting a YouTube channel where I'm going fishing dude
I'm taking over fishing YouTube English sacks and dude. It's it I'm holding myself to I just spent $200 on
That fucking on that fucking logo. No, yeah, I hit that boy up and I was like hey man

(01:13:50):
I'm starting to use some channel calling for sex and I had this logo and he was like, oh, yeah
I mean, I would tattoo it for 200 so can like you do 200. I went put some fucking text on it and
You got yourself a deal mom
Dude bought it. That's time. So like I owned the rights that's not in this in the angler chasing after a fucking skull
It's fucking sick so I'm I'm hitting the I'm hitting the

(01:14:15):
What's the open seas now what's it called when you like go over the idea?
And patting I'm hitting the patting off his heart, bro. So anyone trying to take the M
shit fucking kill you. You got a train mark that John yeah, I forgot that pets
After that DC show I did a bunch of poppers for the first time
That's where I'm trying to say like what it would have made more sense of you were in that gay bar and jersey into poppers

(01:14:40):
But you're in song word with no I was at eight
No, I wasn't even at the venue anymore
We went to an after party where it was just these two cats
Hank Lorenz and I
And they were like you guys went poppers and I was like
I was like oh, we're not in the swing and then like yeah
That was my thought

(01:15:02):
And they were like no, they're not we're not trying to fuck you and so that thought yeah, so we're doing the like poppers are wild
So I don't know if you know anything about
Okay, so needed to die. That's why I was like yeah, I'll try it like I want to see what's like right
So it's a file of like a liquid and
It has a scorpion this particular one at a scorpion on it. It looked like you buy it at like a

(01:15:24):
Stable walker or a gas station and I was like
What happened they were like it dude? It's like diet nitrous
Okay, so I was like to add drink it there. No
We don't need that happening. Yeah, you know me so they're like you just open it and you just take like a deep inhale of it
It's an inhale and pretty much so I do that

(01:15:46):
It smells fucking wild and like you get this warmth in your chest and the travels down your bottle and you just feel
Fucking open dude. Just feel like that I see why is it gay?
But it's a it's not a sex drug is a gay joke. No, you're not pissing you extra
I know you do now put the headphones back. We're finishing the podcast right now
I'm not going on tangent and it's gonna be very quick

(01:16:07):
I can put there's got my heart you pinch your legs you fucking man
He looks so funny right now with
H-tas like I know so do I so this is gonna be really quick man
So Hank's like bro, I just took the best shit of my life with this apartment. I was like so I'm shooting this apart
So after like an hour of doing these things man the

(01:16:30):
Person that is provided him for us was like hey no judgment
I'm gonna tell you what these action like what poppers actually are it's VHS cleaner and I was like okay
I'm done doing
I was like oh, so like people sell VHS like like yeah poppers as VHS cleaner and
It's apparently inhaling and get high off

(01:16:52):
So it's just
I definitely killed some of the last brain cells I have and I need I'm going sober and
I'm just fishing and drickets here's the bin so yeah, no I'm fishing and drinking beer now no more poppers
Just put that on my tombstone
Only jalapeno pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, only fried ones with cheese and said
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