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April 26, 2023 • 86 mins

In Episode 49 of The Heavy Riffs Podcast, we take you on a wild ride of bridge fishing trips that end up with catching trees and finding uranium ore in backyard pawn shops. Discover the outlandish concept of taking black lights to yard sales, and brace yourself for some unconventional BISCH jamming sessions with power tools. This episode is a full-on adventure through the unexpected.

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(00:00):
What are you just having a day?

(00:02):
You're in an office house.
I've been asking people, I think a lot of people are listening to us on Spotify now.
Really?
No.
No, really?
No.
TV is the one with the numbers.
Analyzing.
Sad.
Really, really.
What's the term SEO or whatever?
Search engine up the musician.

(00:23):
We got to get better than that.
Well, yeah, because I mean, it's once again,
I run into the issue of everything just being way too niche and nuanced.
If I try to make it make sense to the name of literally what's in the episode.
So like Costco hot dogs are fascist.
That's probably pop.
It's terrible.
Terrible.
That's broad.

(00:44):
Too broad.
Yeah.
No one's search of fascist hot dogs.
That's true.
That's a fun.
He will.
If they watch the cast, they will.
We just got a bombard.
We got to go into like the hashtags on Instagram and just bombard everything.
Every Costco post just do hashtag fascist on it.
If you guys want to do, I can give you access to the.
Or be great, man.

(01:05):
We want to be able to.
Yeah, then we can fix this fucking ratio shit.
Yeah, man.
I've got.
I've got.
I spent too much time making the content.
I don't want to fucking stop abusing your power as admin for just a ratio or fucking group chat.
Yeah, well, yeah, I added.
I added like every thing.

(01:26):
One of the Instagram accounts I run into it and then just read like I was going to show you.
I know.
Yeah, I know.
But it was weird because I could like the message list was dark.
Like I couldn't go to like that.
Yeah, it was weird.
I don't know that's some sort of really what I know with this ratio business was.

(01:47):
L plus ratio plus copin' thief plus no friends plus hashtag.
hashtag and password.
Get it your shit together.
hashtag indoor boy.
Yeah, so he's your indoor voice hashtag soft hands ratio.
On and it's funny.
If you comment ratio, you'll get the warning that's like similar.

(02:08):
Yeah, he crimes.
He crimes deleted.
Really?
And so it's basically somebody has a fucking show.
He's got more than a buzzwords, man.
Someone has like an opinion on Twitter or fucking any social media thing that's.
Usually pretty shitty and if someone responds to it and gets more likes than the shitty take,
that's a ratio.

(02:30):
What is it?
What it's the vaults didn't do is now people just literally like Mr. Beast comes in and he just says
the word ratio and it just gets fucking blown in the right way.
Yeah, it just fucking went away.
What the fuck?
Like Twitter came from like likes versus retweets or whatever.
Like versus shares or whatever.
And it was like people used to people.

(02:52):
It became, it was like a, what's the word I'm looking for?
It was like a populist kind of version of downloading that evolved because there was no download.
Yeah, they got rid of the thumbs down on YouTube.
So no, it's sort of on Twitter.
I know, but I'm just, it's the proverbial getting rid of the thumbs down on YouTube.
People will, life finds a way.
It permeated through it.

(03:13):
Like the rest of the internet sphere.
Is the R word ratio now?
Wait, are we allowed to say that loud?
I didn't know that it's illegal to say, like, what is it?
It's safe anymore man.
No, what's it apparently, as long as you don't say anything in the first 10 minutes on YouTube, it doesn't pick up.
So, all right.
So, we are talking time around.

(03:34):
Is that talk?
You had at a couple of extra seconds.
Yeah, that's ours.
I think the overlip shots will look on the other side.
No, that's ours.
That was a really good.
I think the overlip shots will look on the other side.
Yeah, okay.
Now, it's 10 minutes, not seconds.
It's ratio, it's just like it's a bit dude.
It's funny.
It's funny.

(03:55):
Yeah, because it's like, I was in a bit.
Down vote on someone.
Yeah, you're just like a new D-daw attack.
Yeah, yeah.
But without actually destroying someone's behavior exactly.
That's cute man.
I mean, at least it's cute.
Well, the best is when someone just like things are being tied, they say rich.
And then it's getting 10 million less likes than the previous.

(04:17):
Really?
Yeah, ratio.
ratio.
Dude, ratio.
ratio.
ratio.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like the new ratio.
It's the new shave.
ratio.
It really is.
ratio.
You'd had anything all the dues named, ratio, feel.
Dude, they don't have a lot of likes.
I mean, a lot of people like a ratio.
You mean, what's his name, her ratio, Valdez or something like that?

(04:39):
Well, there's ratio horn blower.
That is.
Oh, whoa.
That's a real name.
It was like, it was like some shit about British Navy dudes and it was like
Master and Commander before Master and Commander.
Dude, all this is going right over my brain.
I wish I was in an old ratio ratio ratio ratio.
Sorry.
Change.
Dude, I'm at F1 speed.
I'm loving it.
I think vodka Red Bulls in five.

(05:02):
I did do a Red Bull bomb at the meeting.
Should I have another one?
It was good.
You know, well, I did drink a ping.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I slammed it.
And because I was a little bit, you know, I was day drinking today, right?
Oh, dude, I'm like.
And the dagger here is like a con, I like I had to do a little bit of a tasting.
So like, I definitely like came down and I was like kind of starting to feel

(05:26):
hung over.
I'm like, oh, shit.
Now I got to do the cast on top.
So I just ripped a bang and now I'm feeling great.
I'm drinking some fucking delicious beers right now with hang with the bull.
You look like a gang.
Is that a house brand or is that a hams?
Oh, we're drinking.
House brand, baby.
You look like your bloodstream could possibly be monster energy or bang energy.

(05:47):
Yeah, it's thick.
It's it's it's looking thick to this.
It's capin it like good.
It's the dicky shirt with the boys.
I look at the pit by the.
I'm looking at my boys being thick.
You look tremendous.
I look like I might be able to like, you know,
I don't know.
Like defeat the ratio.
I don't know what I know.
No, no, no.
Ratio.
Ratio.
That was terrible.

(06:08):
Dude, dude, yeah, dude.
I really need to learn how to ununciate.
Like this is so hard for me.
I'm the artist.
I'm trying to like say words correctly.
Well, I want to fuck a job and radio.
I can't.
No, no, good.
I can't.
Yeah, I can't.
I got much of a amount.
I thought good.
It's not it's not it's it's it's a Travis.

(06:30):
Dude.
I have a lot to say.
And just it sometimes.
I'm a Travis.
I say the only name that gets own disaster.
Fucking sin in them.
Travis.
Yeah, Travis.
Dude, there's no Tyler Street.
No Justin Street.
There's nothing.
It's just we can look up the.
And there is there is Justinian.
I feel like Justinian Lord, dude.
Yeah.

(06:51):
My Lord Justinian Roman should.
I think they were so Justin was a martyr.
I mean, they're a viable, you know, you call the Tucker.
That's not good.
Yeah, no, I actually the only Tucker's I ever met weren't.
They were dogs.
Like, do you know what that's my bit?
Every time they're like, they're like, oh, Tucker.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You probably know at least five golden retreats.

(07:12):
Yeah, Tucker.
And he was a bitch.
And there's a mean.
Another.
Do you know, I'm serious.
Wait, it was a female.
It was.
It was, I don't know.
It's fucking, I don't know.
It was in between the cutters balls off.
So maybe I might as well.
You know, he's in indoor boy now.
No, he's not.
Dude, that dog.
We had a visible fence.
It was the meanest dog.
Oh, is in the world.
He would, he just bail past it and just, but yeah,

(07:35):
This is about the electric fence.
This fucking got lit up and would just bite people.
And like, come back and like, we would have to go find the damn thing.
Run around the neighborhood and be like, okay, we got to go find.
And then who'd be a dog bite victim?
And I'm like, oh, you got bent.
He's like, yeah, the dog went that way.
We're like, are you good?
And they're like, no, I'm like, stop my dog.
I'm just helping my buddies.
So like, let's see them.
You know, not me, man.

(07:56):
I don't know anything about this.
We had a black lab named governor.
And he would do the same thing.
He would do the same thing. He would bail past the invisible fence.
But he wouldn't bite people.
Yeah.
They were like these like, two, five, five six-year-old girls
that lived at the corner of the street.
And there'd always be playing the yard.
And he would go over there just to like have a two-two put on them
in a little TR.
Yeah.
And then he would always do it.
He'd love, yeah.
And then he goes like, this guy's ahead of the times.

(08:18):
Like now looking back.
Yeah.
He was drinking fucking blood.
Talking about an unseating words, man.
You hit that bitch.
Very, very, yeah.
Yeah.
Aggressive.
Yeah.
You're dead.
I did a bitch.
He was a bitch, dude.
And it was so embarrassing because like,
or it was so scary, I should say,
I don't know why would be embarrassing.
But it was scary to go there because you were like,

(08:40):
I'm gonna get bit by dog today.
And we always went there.
It was like the place to go.
Like that was the hangouts.
Well, my mom wanted to name me Marshall Tucker after her favorite band.
Really?
That's funny.
My mom wanted to name me Andrew.
Oh, my god.
We got my name.
I didn't even always do the same.
And my dad was like, no.
By the sun's name is not gonna be Tucker because people will call him fucker.

(09:02):
Yeah.
Trust me.
I'd think, but you know what?
It fades really fast.
It loses its edge after like a week.
Yeah.
Like third grade.
It's like, I would be like, oh, you want to call me fucker.
Okay.
Good one, bud.
Give me your backpack.
It's getting nugget.
I just want to turn your backpack inside out now.
Good luck.
It's not that bitch.
You're gonna have to wear it.
Fucking funniest and worst thing never happened to me.

(09:26):
You're gonna be like the lady with the fucking bucket of rice on her head.
You're gonna be on your next doing the algebra.
You're back.
And now I forgot about doing that.
Dude, there was times where we were like, it was the best was when they were so sneaky.
And they didn't notice the entire time.
And then Bell Ring and they went to pick up their backpack,
which they thought was regular.
Turns out my boy was the intern that saw him bitch.

(09:48):
So, uh, so much.
It was so stupid.
But like you're like, ah, this is super.
So my friends running down the hallway.
My predecessor.
One, one, one, Mr. Kit Whitaker.
Yeah.
He was, he was the prime target.
I mean, we would get him.
We're seeing every day.
I know.
Dude, he, dude, you were like literally still kids bully.
Like on that call that we did the other day.

(10:10):
I was like, you're like, you're so mean to kid.
Well, because he doesn't do anything back.
Like he's just like, come on.
And like I'm just trying to, I'm trying to listen to a reaction here.
He knows not doing it.
You know, he's a cock.
When I found out that he's getting kid.
When I found out you were literally.
Got that.
When I found out you were literally kids bully in high school.

(10:32):
I like, laughed.
Oh, no, it was middle school.
It was middle school.
Oh, middle school.
My high school we were friends.
Yeah.
This is a, so how many are your relatives?
Now, you fucking, and spin moves in the hallway.
We're tremendous.
Oh, he's locked up.
So some kids just fucking spin in front of him real fast.
Do the old, the old quarterpoint.

(10:53):
You know, oh shit.
Oh, we would say look out for that worm.
Yeah.
We would, well, we should do it.
I know.
It's so true.
It's, it might be.
Oh, there's a worm in there.
To me, we should do it to like the homeless people.
We're like, oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's, it's, it's, actually, it's a good move.
Just a little PSA here.
If you're tired of like the same dude asking you for money all the time.
Just go.

(11:14):
As you walk past go, oh, shit a quarter.
They're looking.
They're gone.
That's your, that's your escape route.
It's a fucking smoke grenade.
Oh, shit a worm.
It's like, I, it's a cashless society man.
Yeah.
I mean, most cut wall my bitch.
I'm talking about it for worms at that point.
I'm going fishing.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
I love it, dude.
You want to talk about some fishing?
Do you want to talk about some fishing?

(11:35):
You guys been fishing again?
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to try and.
I feel it.
Well, are you guys at least going somewhere with fishing rods or is it?
Yeah.
Do you have two fishing rods or are we using one?
It's going on.
Okay.
So, so talking about go fishing a couple of weeks ago, the first time we go together.
We go to my parents' neighborhood peer and I bring Rudy, the little boy.

(12:01):
And I immediately, like I had brought him fishing before and he did barks and like
freaks out the whole time.
So I was like, he's a little older.
He's not ready.
He might be better at fishing now.
He was still just freaking out.
At this point, I only had tucked in to have a rod yet.
So I had like a baitcaster, which is fucking really hard to catch.
And then I bring you.
Yeah, I bring you a baitcaster.

(12:22):
And then I've got, I'm not the fuck you didn't have one up until like three weeks ago.
I don't know.
No, I've had it for a long time now.
Oh yeah, I haven't used it.
I used it for a long time.
I used it for a long time.
I have a bunch of like deep like fucking shore rods.
Oh, yeah.
And then I had it just a bunch of them.
I don't know, even though where I got them.
And that was like, I don't use these.

(12:44):
Well, so I'm letting tug use my spinning rod.
And I'm trying to use my baitcaster.
And I'm like, dude, the baitcaster bit is tremendous.
Like, bro, I was like, such a heinous fucking thing, dude.
I was like, what's the over under that throwback lash immediately?
And I look good.
Yeah, I just got immediately.
Yeah, because I didn't have it set up from the last time.

(13:06):
And I was like, god damn it.
So I'm just been in the next 15 minutes picking out a backlash.
Tux cast and then we do, we see this monster monster.
Like, come up to the water at us, like at least three times.
That might have been Chessie, dude.
Bro, the thing's head was fucking as big from your beard.
The bottom of your beard to the top of your nose.
That leases and long isn't like this mic stand.

(13:27):
It was a lot of it.
I love that your fish tails are getting bigger.
Well, here's the thing, dude.
No, this one, no, I can confirm.
Confirmed man, I can never lie about fish.
You got it.
This is the shit you need to be filming, dude.
So, so, so, he's busy fixing his fucking botched,
Yeah, really?
I'm like, oh, I think I got it this one.
I don't like, I think I got it.
Every third one, he's like, fuck.

(13:48):
I lost like three looms.
I was like, oh, I did that.
I really did.
We're drinking gans and fresh catch, which I love all the gans and fish catch.
I tried to look to this fresh catch.
But it's just like, we went pat, we just cut it out.
What's the word we fucking, we've forgotten.
We've forgotten tradition.
What is the term I'm looking for?
We went against tradition.

(14:09):
We got like a different type of fucking beer.
Yeah.
I was like getting warm on us.
We're at this pickerel's literally staring at us.
Yeah.
It's just fine.
I'm here, dude.
See, this fucking, this pickerel is staring at us.
And we're just dangling like, I'm dude, I hit it.
Like, the one cast that I hit, I hit it.
I must hit right where it was sitting.
Because it immediately lashed at it.

(14:30):
Yeah, I was like, and I'm freaking out.
Yeah.
Oh, you got it.
Because I told, I was like, two months.
I was like, talk, I'm going to put you on a fucking pickerel and know where they're at.
Because I've gotten, like, nothing but shit.
Let a pickerel.
It's like, he's the pickerel predator.
He's the pickerel predator.
He's the pickerel predator.
He's the pickerel predator.
I'm always a no predator.
Yeah.
And like, so I have like this completely backlash real.

(14:51):
And I'm just dangling lures in front of its face.
And it's just kind of like, swiping the knife.
And I was just like, eat the bacon.
Yeah.
Take it, man.
Like, because it will pull the fucking backlash out.
I'll let that go.
There you go.
And then we have a tremendous, we have the, my PB pickerel.
You would have to keep it.
I would, I would pay for it.
No, I throw it back in.
It's going to be like, I wanted to tell you.
You know what fish types are right behind.

(15:12):
Fish types are derving is like, not what you think it is.
It's like it's a whole plastic.
It's a bolt.
Yeah.
I know.
It's, they take a measurement and they have like a standard.
Someone called a bigger one.
Just tell them, just be like, when you make it, use the bigger bottle.
Yeah.
I want to be like, you get a lot.
Like, this is the ultimate way you can just lie about being a good fish.
That's huge amounts.

(15:33):
Yeah.
Just be like, you got a lot of your other tablets.
They have one for, it's like the biggest ever caught.
Yeah.
And it's like no one that is related to boat,
but it's like the biggest rock ever caught.
Yeah.
And it's the size of like two fucking bluefin tuna fish.
I'm on the wall.
I'm on the wall.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Right by the bathrooms.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.

(15:54):
You're like, he's like, he's leaning against the wall.
That's a picture of my dad and I am 12 years old.
Oh, so you're not on the wall?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a picture of my dad and I am 12 years old.
He's holding the winning fish.
He's got two thousand three the tournament names on the raft or right there.
Wow.
Fucking tremendous.
Man, that's like saying, that's like saying like in the Zimmerman tape,
it's like, you see, the people in the crowd watching JFK go by as he gets his brains blind.

(16:18):
They're like, that's the assassin.
He was in the market.
He was involved.
Yeah, that was there.
He was in the market.
He was in the market.
He's in the market.
Yeah.
So Rudy's freaking out.
This, this pic of us.
Well, first off.
Oh, here we go.
First off.
like Rudy, Rudy's not built for the outdoors.
Yeah, at least. We'll see.

(16:40):
He's like, well, a talks impression of Rudy's fucking
truth. He just do. He comes running, you know,
there's a little peer, there's these steps that come down the hill to it.
Yeah. And he like Rudy just comes running down every like,
I don't know, 15, 20 minutes or so, but it's just the way that he does it.
He's just like, hey Dad, what are you doing down here?
What are you doing with those sticks Dad?

(17:01):
Hey, hey, I love six. I mean, he's a bad, he's way better than you.
Yeah, so I'm like, huge.
Yeah, I know. It's a big issue. I've ever seen 166 pounds.
Yeah, sure.
It's easily tuned.
So bigger than the Pickerel.
After this fish is just like, no, this the pickerel is like,
yeah, that's a big pickle, but Pickerel is much bigger than the doll.

(17:24):
This thing I'm telling you.
I'm flipping over here.
I got here for context.
I'm catching it in the next three weeks and you will see how big
this fuck is.
Bring it here.
And like, and like, and like, and like,
to bring it in a big one.
100% killer.
He's doing.
Just bring it here, dude.
And let's raise it.
Are you fishing or just doing like the worst way you could go to the aquarium?
Yeah.

(17:45):
I'm not there fucking with fish.
He's in the water in the tail.
And there were its a bug and rogue.
And he's like, do these fish from in these flyfers?
You're going to go out with barbless hooks, man.
They're just out there fucking with fish.
Well, actually barbless hooks are kind of the way to go from what I hear.
No, it's dude, if you're if you're doing catch and release,
you want to be using barbless hooks.
It's so much easier to do.
Well, even in general, even in general, like, because apparently,

(18:06):
like, something something about it.
I don't actually see that video with a dude like the bass mass.
Yeah, yeah, the ass mass.
Yeah, yeah, the ass mass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's just, yeah, he's going on about fucking.
He's like, just smash the barbs.
Yeah, he was like, you'll catch more fish from barbless hooks.
Because it's not, it's the hook that fucking gets into the lid.
The barb has, doesn't hook on to you.
It just keeps the hook from coming out.

(18:27):
Okay.
And so yeah, you might miss a couple more fish than usual,
but then like, your hook sets some fucking pussy shit.
You know what I mean?
There you got fucking, you got a ripper.
You got a ripper.
Dude, it's all about ripper and lips.
Ripper and lips.
So Rudy's like, cringey.
Yeah, this is what we're not catching this pick rule.
I'm done with my backlash.
She's, I think, I, I, I, this pick rule's gone.
Like, yeah, he took off.

(18:48):
I was like, these guys are really big.
Don't think it dog.
Took like sat down.
He was like, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
took his feeling bad. He was like, here, but you use, use this fraud and real man, you're, you're struggling.
I was like, all right.
And I just like, whip this cast.
Just right into a tree.
Yeah.
I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm a, I was like, I'm a man.
First cast.
First cast.
Right into that tree.
You know, such a beautiful cat, but you look,

(19:10):
what was he, you look like, you're fucking like, anti, you look like,
that's probably really, really, really.
It was that, Lou, or something like, fuck, I got it back.
I got it back.
I got it back.
And I thought I had a fucking another bite that close to,
I was like, oh, we got it.
Yeah.
Just a goddamn fucking dog.
We knew you were like, I like, set the hook real hard and broke off.
And I was like, yeah, we've been there.
So you can, yeah.

(19:31):
Yeah.
Yeah.
At least you know when to call it quits,
because this is dude.
So then I went out by myself a couple days after that.
And I went filming and fucking caught a fish.
Roll a clip.
There it is.
Let's go.

(19:57):
Finally got one of these slimy bastards.
That's good.
Nice.
Oh, pain in the ass, getting rid of them, but
finally got one of these slimy bastards.
It's good back in the water.
That was a painful fight.
There he goes.

(20:19):
Nice.
There we go.
I love catching slimy bastards.
Fucking soap pumped on that.
I was screaming like a little child.
I was like, I can't believe I got a stage on video.
It's like a predator baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Coming to my hand, but yeah.

(20:39):
The cape was like, why is it the pickerel punisher?
And I was like, God damn it.
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking dang dude.
So then we go out for this a text talk.
I'm like, getting off work.
Was this yesterday?
This was yesterday.
It was like a beautiful day yesterday.
It was like 85 degrees.
It was hot.
It was hot.
I was like, do you know what about taking my shirt off?
Wanting to be around.

(21:00):
That would have been tight.
We were on the air for about 10 minutes.
It was like, we started on this tan.
So I found this spot off of a fucking bridge
while like on a highway.
And I was like, oh yeah, we can fish that.
After it's on a highway like shortly after a blind turn.
Yeah.
Take it off.
That's always a good fishing.
We got a lot of risks here.
It's a two.
It's a highway, but it's a two lane road.

(21:20):
Oh, it's like, it's really a two lane road.
You better be here.
We get there and it's fucking low tide.
I was like, God damn it.
Can't catch a break.
And this minnow's chasing after.
Well, a couple of nights prior to that, we talked out of
where I didn't really.
And we're pretty fucking drunk at his house.
And we're like, we're setting it up, man.
I think that's the best sign of the day.
He makes his first cast and he's like,

(21:41):
I think we put this shit on backwards.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Dude, we're the worst anglers, man.
Well, it's just like all we had to do is flip the fucking
the spool of line over.
And it would have been fine.
It would have been fine.
So then all we had to do.
And I'm like, I'm like, let me see it, man.
It's fucking.
And cars are whipping by.
It's like two inches a while.

(22:02):
I'm like, well, we'll just gotta take some line off.
I think I'll wait too much longer.
Here's what happened.
TV goes, he's like, oh, there's only like,
there's about like only 10 feet too much line on this thing.
And I'm like, all right, let's cut it off.
So he just starts pulling it off.
I think he gets to about like 20 feet.
And I'm like, oh, we're taking that much off.
Yeah.
And he's like, you should have been like, stop.

(22:23):
And I hear, I thought, you didn't hear the like, oh,
we're taking that much off.
That's not how I interpreted it.
You're because you're drink.
It's now because I'm like, there's cars whipping by.
We're on the side of the other side of the guardrail.
Exactly.
We're on the fucking incline.
I almost fell in like six feet.
I almost died.
I was about to get a free card.
Yeah.

(22:44):
I'm like, if we get to the point where there's maybe what like 15 feet
on the floor, I hear what I heard was, oh, we're taking this much off.
And I was like, oh, okay, take this much off.
He just keeps going.
He just keeps going.
He just keeps going.
So he's like, let me test cats.
And he breaks.
No, he goes all of the fucking Ted feet that again.

(23:07):
I look at it.
It's literally just the knot that we tied on.
It's all that's left.
And I was like, holy shit.
We took off.
No one of this things casted weird.
And I was like, what I was saying?
I was like, oh, I didn't hear that.
And you guys are fucking terrified.
So then I hit it.
So then I fucking, I'm like, I'm going to go fish.
Where are you at?
But where are you?
Yeah.

(23:27):
Where are you?
Where are you?
I go to cast off the fucking bridge.
And just like, that was a bad idea.
I just like whip it straight.
No fucking dream.
There's one tree, like 40 feet away.
This man by yourself.
By yourself this time, or was this the same tree?
He can't fish with people.
You got to fish by yourself.
No.
Anyone can, he can fish with Ronnie.

(23:48):
Anyone can fish with Katmaron.
I can fish with like my dad.
He just like, no, I mean, can't fish with me.
That's what it's about.
I'm dude.
I'm a fucking gentleman.
He's like a weird guy.
We're out there.
It's just pure boy scouts.
We're just trying to tie lines.
You're a practice or not, I mean.
You can't bring a dog with you, man.
I told you.

(24:08):
I'm on the other side.
Raise you.
No, this time on the other side.
Raise your hand.
Raise your hand.
You're just coming in the jam dude.
I know when on the weakest link, it's okay.
It's fine.
Well, it's beautiful.
That was terrible.
I always are great.
I was, but I'm like a couple messages away from buying this.

(24:30):
Like $500 to piece fishing.
But oh, yeah, and I'm like, maybe.
But that was like, maybe hold on.
You just learned one person.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
How many of you?
You had it's a two person, right?
Yeah.
You just, you want to get the two person.
You got to get a two person.
You can run it as a one person.
Yeah, just take the other scene.
I just, I just, I'm just solo.
If you don't, I'm just both.

(24:52):
Or just go out on the boat and make the boy stay on the pier.
Be like, I'm an avalice.
So the dagger with all these pond prowlers and like the bass raiders, almost a prowler.
He's a predator.
The bass predators.
They're max capacities.
Like 300.
It says two people or 350 pounds at home.

(25:12):
Who are these people?
They have like little little father and son.
That's me and Rudy.
That's me and Rudy.
That might just be Rudy on his own.
Yeah.
He's you.
Talk is so goddamn big.
Well, now because you, you, you, you, you, you got that rod and real
set up.
He's Rudy right here.
I still haven't even said, I need, I'm not last.
You said it all in.
I said, like, I said, you get a whole another climb.

(25:34):
You might need to take a second look at that because I said it up when I was
dropped for you.
Oh, he wasn't even set up.
We didn't even do anything.
I don't have one.
You got, you did the same bit.
You said a, you said the rod fucking hammer hammered hammered and yeah, we
got a stop doing that.
Tyler actually stopped and he was like, I'm too drunk to fuck with that.
I was like, cool, put it back.
We didn't do that with me.
Yeah.
I'm like, let's go out and test him.

(25:55):
I thought I had it.
Yeah.
Well, no, you, the bot that you did, you thought that you bought a left handed
real thinking it was for left handed people.
Yeah.
I did need the, you need the right hand retrieved because you're left handed.
You're like, I feel, this is, I was, yeah, I got to set it up.
I'll put it the other way and just go this way.
She'll buff out and he turned it around.

(26:17):
I don't know.
And he different, I'll be fine.
Dude, I'm telling you, I mean, tell you something.
The problem is if I went fishing with you, you would never fish with me again because
I would catch all the fish.
I would be slim and I would be so stupid.
I'm not releasing them, fuckers back in the wall.
I'm eating.
That's what I'm eating.
Everything I've got.
You're just going to happen.

(26:37):
I'll bite it back.
You're going to go out there and you're going to cast and three fish are going to
come out and there's beef perfect English to go ratio.
Yeah.
And they're going to say ratio.
We can announce, yeah, we can announce.
We can announce.
You and Litter and it's all quite regular.
Oh, we're going to get a Rottie.
Yeah.
No, Litter.
Litter.
Litter.
Litter.
Litter.
He was being a lamb and did it.

(26:57):
Thank you.
Appreciate you, Tyler.
That was very nice of you with your ponytail.
Tremend.
Yeah.
I love you, man.
So you whip it in a nail, all that.
It's raising canes on root three.
No, so I drove by, dude, this is the thing about raising canes.
Apparently, it takes 17 years to build a one.
Apparently, dude.

(27:17):
Like, it's, it said the thing would be done in January.
It's all, it's construction man.
Dude, it's a place of a Boston chicken.
But they said, what?
A Boston chicken.
A Boston chicken.
If it's called Boston Market.
There's not enough left anymore.
I don't remember what it's called.
A Boston chicken.
A Boston chicken.
Very cute.
So anyway, so they leveled the Boston market, aka Boston chicken, and they rebuilt a whole

(27:45):
new spot.
I'm like, why didn't you just use the guts?
Like, just go there and get it.
I mean, if it was a pizza, I think that comes in the contract with someone buys an old
pizza and they want to repurpose it.
You have to eat the roof.
Yeah, it's a historic, because they don't make them like they used to.
It's just unfortunate.
They don't make them like they used to.
Yeah, I'm fucking fucking, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not something to say man.

(28:07):
When you see a big, no, I'm all for it.
I'm all for the don't, they don't make them like they used to.
When you see pictures of the old 90s McDonalds interior, and first like the new, we had the
new roof brutal.
But the astrays everywhere.
It's interior that we have now.
You just go look at what they've taken.
We used to be a proper country.
We used to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to.

(28:27):
I want to sit on the hamburger glass.
He's doing it.
I want to put my fives on the shoulders.
I do too, man.
I went.
My balls touching grimaces.
Fucking hand.
And hamburgers.
What the fuck is freaking out?
Grim Mrs. of fucking tuna.
He's a son of a bitch.
He's a bad nugget man.
Is it a bad nugget man?
He's like a bad nugget.

(28:48):
I don't know.
He's just like some guy was like, dude, what if they had the Mickey toon?
They can look like a fucking chicken nugget.
And he's like, I'm going to pay a bit of purple.
I want her to be a purple chicken.
I bet you they got a-
I think he's a chicken, McTuna and Japan.
Probably.
They definitely do.
We've been over this.
Every country, as far from us, is getting the good McDonald's.
Yeah.
We're the only con-

(29:08):
The ancestral home of McDonald's.
The only place where McDonald's is fucking garbage.
You know, like, great.
Army chicken is thinner than ever.
For me, it is the Mc chicken.
Yeah.
It's the greatest fast food sandwich.
And sometimes I ask for extra Mc chicken sauce packets.
You don't have that in America.
We don't.

(29:28):
Apparently, Canada gets a different sauce.
Everybody else is getting-
We just get straight mayo.
Just mayo.
Not only that, you go to other places.
Their Mc chicken is what we have is the Mc Crispy.
Yeah.
And it costs $5 here.
I'm not going to go down this whole, right?
Well, let me drop some gul-
Because I'm going to have a shark.
McDraft's knowledge on McDonald's and the United States of America.

(29:50):
It's not a fast food company.
It is a real estate.
No, exactly.
It's very firm.
They own all the land and are neither.
Everywhere else, it's American Expansion.
Expansion is so.
So they get all the cool-
So they can have like spaghetti in Italy.
Yeah, they can have an omelette.
They can have the McSuppaghetti.
They have curly fries and germany.
Do they have a McSchnittel?
And they have fried chicken.

(30:11):
McSuppatula?
Like actual fried chicken.
When do you go to Germany?
When I flew to, uh, I was like in the 40s.
We landed in Frankfurt.
That's like the-
It's like the main hub when you fly into Europe.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, it's like in the-
It's a huge amount of time.
It's a huge amount of time.
It's huge.
It's like the biggest airport you'll ever see in life.
It's like it's like it's Rudy size.

(30:32):
So you can speak in the Germans.
I had dinner with a German couple the other night.
And you know, after like fucking five shots of peach naps and-
Your balls.
Four or five fucking bottles of wine.
I took like duo Lingo German.
Oh yeah dude.
Like class.
It's angry as duo Lingo.

(30:53):
So when they speak German, it's just like you and I have in a conversation.
It does not sound like the German-
Fucking taxi's coming back.
So that's-
So that's-
So that's what we're just doing.
And I was like, broot unvasse!
Which is bread and water.
And they were like, why didn't we?
They were like, why did you do that?
Broad Boston.
So it's aggressive.
And I was like, well, I said, well, you know,

(31:15):
the easiest Trump impression to do is rally Trump.
So that you just-
And the pressure to do is Hitler.
No.
They laughed.
Yeah.
I thought it was coming up.
Well, that's-
You know you guys kind of have like a track record of aggression.
Yeah.
Well, they were soft.
They were very nice and soft.
The Germans are soft.
They're very, they're like, they're like Kirby dude.

(31:37):
They're Kirby now.
Yeah.
They're like, they're like, they're like, they're just soft.
And they say like the language when it gets a little-
Good little work.
That's-
It doesn't take much-
Put-
And Vasa.
That's probably gonna be the story.
Brought-
Brought-
Where are my boys?
I just need it.

(31:58):
It's the essence of life.
I need the yeast water.
Vasa Malone.
Is it watermelon?
Is it watermelon?
I think there's just B-
Yeah.
B-
I think there's just B-I-E-R-the-B-R.
Yeah.
I got B-I-E-R.
I got-
I got-
God damn-
Right, sure.
Wait, are you smoking the fucking-
You got them?

(32:19):
You smoking the con, yeah?
You're smoking the con, yeah?
Give me one.
You can be that one.
I'm changing your name.
So yeah.
I think that's hilarious.
So yeah.
So you had German dinners and you spoke with Germans and you asked-
You asked-
You brought the best thing you could do.
The most American thing you could do if the ignorant is, oh fuck it.
Well, and say like the one word, like-

(32:41):
I know it's slab-a-s.
And that's only because of McDonald's.
You're shaking that.
Oh, no, you're shaking that.
But yeah.
What are you guys trying to do?
Are you guys serious?
Are you just wearing a cigarette?
Yeah.
The look.
No, I'm not-I'm not darting.
I'm just going to join.
Like a person, man.
I was like, no, do you put this shit?
I don't know.

(33:02):
Yeah, that's a joke.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm ripping-I'm ripping darts.
Should you not-
I'm blind dude.
Oh, see, I did the- I got my glasses on.
Yeah, it looks heinous.
Oh, cool. Is that work better?
Oh, yeah, I can see-
Yeah, but you go to-
What are you doing?
Are they showing through?
No, I can't see you.
I can't see you.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I can't see you.

(33:24):
Whatever, man.
Anyways, so-
So you had dinner with-
Did you guys have-
What did you guys eat?
We had a-
Stake-
Pussy.
What a party.
We just-
Yeah, that's what I thought.
We cut that-
So I took the banging-
Well, that's why Germans are so chill.
They have like the chillest porn.
They're like-
They're just really-
They have the chillest porn?
Yeah, yeah.

(33:45):
What do you kind of born you watch?
Yeah, that was some family.
I don't like the good end.
Oh, the German porn is like-
German porn is like fucking like-
Shiesoporn.
Yeah.
That's shit.
That's very chill.
That's not chill.
I mean, if you're fucking Chuck Berry, maybe.
Yeah, I know that's what he was into.
The one thing that I told them.
I cried dead.

(34:11):
The one thing that I told them.
ash.
That I knew about Germany was when I was a kid.
Listen.
Pretty heavily to Rome style.
And they were like, oh, yeah, around here.
I was died.
Am I Ant?
Do you remember it?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, around here.
that speaks fluent German.
They lived in Bud Eyelang when my mom was a kid.

(34:32):
And when it's not the right word for German,
I feel like it's too soft.
She's very abrasive in German.
And when I was a kid, she was like,
what do you listen to?
I was like, oh, it's just German band.
You lived in Germany, check it out.
She was like, Karen, your son is not a lot of what's the version.
It's all right.
Everybody was like, oh, he doesn't know what the fuck they're saying.

(34:53):
Yeah, the what's cool.
Hey, hey, he doesn't speak German B.
He's a literate.
So even if we pulled it up online, somehow got lucky
type in the right letters.
Yeah, this is way pre fucking words.
I have this is way pre Google to make it.
Microsoft work.
Yeah, all the people that were into like,

(35:15):
I'm Stein, whatever the fuck you say.
Ramstein.
I was same after the air base.
I just never liked those people that they were like,
we're into, I tried to like it.
I mean, I liked it.
But I never liked these guys that all that were just
like, you know what they're like,
I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, I was into it.
Like I wasn't weird.
I loved it.
But there's guys where like, like, had the shirts,

(35:36):
and they're like, yeah, yeah, I know.
I'm not like that.
I love the music.
I listen, I only know that song.
And I will, I don't, I don't care to listen to anything.
I'll emphasize that.
I do want to see them live.
And I don't think they're doing the shows.
You've seen the videos of their live shows, right?
Are they like where do you have where they don't play
creepy anymore?
Oh, I don't know.
No, they don't get their pictures.
They shoot like they're not pretentious like that.
No, they explode.

(35:56):
They explode.
Yeah, they explode.
He walks around boots that are shooting flames.
He's a fucking 50 feet in there.
Are they covered in oil?
You know what I feel like the whole bit is,
is the storm all.
Their whole bit is they know how aggressive German sounds,
but they're just saying like,
just the softest execution.
It sounds about like fucking cows.

(36:16):
Yeah, that's really cute.
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't do that.
Raise your head, anybody?
Yeah, but it was like the song is about
inflation doing a cow. And I was like, what's
Felicia?
I mean, I'm like, oh, that's Frank.
I'm gonna google Felicia.
That's Italian.
That's Italian.
That's not what I'm saying.
Do host is blast in the background.
Just what deck of the Beast'sality, my mom's like,

(36:37):
we've lost her boy.
I'm a baby.
I'm a boy.
I have a pendant in my ball.
I jile.
I drink all milkshake.
I drink all milkshake.
I don't.
Is that good impression, damn, damn,
maybe we did we hit, are we at our,
are we at TV's impression segment again?

(36:57):
Shit, I had a good one, man.
Oh, fuck.
I love this.
Oh, I got it.
Stevie Janowski.
Oh, Stevie.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, fuck it.
Was it that?
Was it, it's me, Stevie Janowski?
No, it was, fuck fuck it was good, bad.
It was good, bad.

(37:17):
Watch it, ass blu-
Oh, I just asked my own speaker.
That was ear.
Watch out, ass blu-
What fucking was it?
Oh, got a quandiness.
ext-
We going to have all the f***s in,
f***s, pigs, pigs.
Instead, if big a bit, we have big in tids.
I could do all those, but

(37:40):
it was one very specific one.
And it was f***in pretty tremendous.
Ah the monster.
N, not even the?
It was glaub of a mixture, ratio.
ratio ratio ratio ratio ratio ratio rate up that way yeah no leave that in slow that
part down can you slow that down and post it
yeah yeah yeah hey watch it you watch it

(38:03):
you've been drinking ash for about 20 minutes it's got like a whole you're not like
really clean teeth
slow-looking to these fucking yeah man I was to like drawing them oh yeah this dude yeah
alright it's okay dude dude so I was in Ocean City this past week doing some
some work down there one out one night I was a Wednesday night I went out and I

(38:28):
went to like some crab house down there and we're fucking slam and beers I'm getting
drunk there's a guy sitting next to me who must have been waiting for someone to
talk to the entire time and I don't know what it is about me but people love to
like talk to me and like about some real shit yeah or some just fucked up
shit that I'm like okay how do you get started talking about how do you get

(38:49):
out of shit you don't you because I'm sitting next to him no polite like the bar
yeah you're not like and I like it's 2020 three like I don't know what he's
gonna be fucking if he's gonna pop off just start shooting anyways so I didn't
realize because I'm pretty lit when I got there me maybe the wife care of
we sat down next to this guy stoked getting some beers anyways drinking and

(39:11):
then the guy just I'm sitting there talking with care like I'm having a
conversation with care and the guy just chimes in and he's like he's like oh
your big fella huh yep and you caught me man and then I'm like oh this is
gonna be something and then he starts going off dude he's telling me how he lives in
Pittsburgh but he's like this heavy machine operator guy that

(39:36):
works from fucking North Carolina domain he's like I'm like that's crazy and
he was going off about Trump and like going hard on everything he's like
everyone's a pussy I'm not sure get him eyes or nose no more and like he's
going off about all this shit and I'm just like he's like you know what
the most fucked up thing is they're taking all the coal mines away and I'm like

(39:59):
all right and he's going off fine take the coal mines away let's get some
fucking he's like power gun then he's going off about steel like because he's
from Pittsburgh so he's like my grandfather worked in the steel man blah blah
anyway so he's then telling me he's like you can't make steel without coke and
do this without coke and I'm like and I'm like rock coke rock coke what kind of
coke are you talking to all like with kids and steel it's the power of my

(40:21):
am I learning something you know it's like I was like melting steel
that and it's not it's something to deal with coal that's like
you're like you're like crushed down powder of coal and it's it's called coke and
you're like what the fuck is this and he's just talking about coke I'm just
saying he's talking about cocaine and fucking and then he starts going off he's like
you know what they're also telling you you're not allowed to own a gas stove anymore

(40:43):
the and I was like who's telling you that you can't have a gas
they did try that for a second and they realized like that was dumb who's
like I'm like you know I can't have gas I'm so I can't get your
work to do you I could do that makes no I can't do that in New York City oh my
god like all the restaurants all the restaurants here every restaurant would

(41:04):
be fucked but it was that's the one something I want to say I could be wrong
I could be wrong I'll say I could be wrong I think it was the EPA they try to
come out it was something about air quality in homes especially when you
don't have ventilation yeah with a gas stove and it like increased rate of
asthma maybe autism I don't know yeah like they had a good thought behind it

(41:28):
but it was also you have to realize how many houses use gas and it's just not
cannibal you it's like if you're going to fall that over if no that's fine
yeah it's coming and in do it for me yeah yeah and pay for yeah give me a brand new
stove to why I have a perfect good stove yeah we're not gonna pay for you better
give me you really want to go from it stove do you want to go from it stove do you know

(41:50):
the tracking you man no no you want to go from it stove and your house blows up
two weeks later I'm not concerned about the tracking there I'm concerned about
the quality of government merchandise yeah you never know dude absolutely but
that's the whole the new governor Marilyn he's a cool dude yeah but he signed
this thing is it was more he signed this bill where by like 20 35

(42:15):
this is the car one yeah it's gonna be all electric cars and you can't enforce it
well so I also you're gonna kill commerce in the state because states around
I started to think of it's a thing about it right so that's in stupid 15 years
yeah so I think that they're making a bet in the long term that by in 15 years

(42:36):
all electric cars like there's at least going to be a consumer grade entry level
electric car it's quite a bet it's gonna be like you know between well
exactly because with the fucking the way prices of everything are going up but
instead of setting a deadline you set an incentive and well did they there are

(42:57):
tax tax and well any like that's I mean great no but like in 15 years
you're still gonna have like people that are not gonna switch it like they're
gonna be fighting it forever like it's the fucking stupid battle the entire like
most of the world still runs on cold dude we're like and we're
ham if you really want to do the electric stuff like not to get on my fucking

(43:17):
soapbox but embrace nuclear energy that's the only way it works man like
more meltdowns boards no but you bigger if you say it's got a bad rap in
this country for a very long time it's a very well it's great yeah one
issue dude well I mean the problem is that's Chernobyl no the problem now it's

(43:37):
we win the in the the death in injury rate like per kilowatt like they've
done deep studies on this first per kilowatt hour the rate of
injury in this for nuclear power is infinite decimal oh I want to make
sense compared to anything else yeah but if you you got we we also we

(43:58):
pro nuclear on this podcast I am it's not nuclear weapons
power now I'm thinking about all the whole thing that you think nuclear power
plants or just building nuclear bombs all these things that's what they're
there yeah dude there's big things they shoot them out of it did I mean
probably probably the only thing the only weapons that comes out of those is

(44:18):
uh and it's actually been now was what was it depleted uranium rounds yeah
they were using for tanks shoot like well the whole Middle East is like
they're gonna have a lot of cancer and that's been led boys a best in
life in Santa Fe there's a boat in the Chesapeake Bay somewhere for grand
worth a lead sitting on it let's go this guy was telling me the story about

(44:39):
are we that would be so tight the Chesapeake Bay hunt like our treasure hunt
I would be dead this guy was telling me a story about uranium back in the 80s
behind is when he would go uh yard sailing so he'd go to these yard sales and he was
getting deep about he would bring like a black line if you shine it yeah you're
eating glass like that kind of it would be green with him there was like

(45:04):
pentoxide uranium that would be orange stay away and you will you could use it
in throwing clay so there was this one local powder is
a pot of hottest clay through a potter there's a local
potter in like Glen Burnie back in the day and he got all this like depleted

(45:24):
pentoxide uranium and they were throwing clay with it making all these
pots the guys fans are hands didn't it well apparently like these
these the women that worked for him they were basically being exposed to
an x-ray a day basically for like 20 years oh god breast cancer
oh god hundred percent but he said one day but those pots were fucking top shelf

(45:45):
oh dude apparently just tremendous he said one day
these this group of men decked out and like the white suits
like the high-five as a that's not so new to their boys came in and say a single word
just grabs all of the uranium and just left and he was like well I guess what I
used in that's yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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does it for that well so this guy he was like if you go to your
yard sale and you've fucking shine your black light on some pottery and
shines over oh yeah by that shit and I was doing it's worth
dude even that uranium blasts worth it's worth it totally seriously everyone's
getting like little black lights well you know some of them are so uranium

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uranium glass was a huge thing until I don't know about what 60 years ago is it just
really good glass or something I don't know it's just it looks really cool it has this
cool like yellow green neon color it's definitely like radioactive but it's
you'd have to have a lot of it for it to be a drink out of it well I mean yeah probably not yeah
don't you just like but it like this but it looks cool it does look really cool and a lot

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of the stuff it's like that older glass work is very or not yeah okay back and then he
shine a black light on it it glows like fucking neon it's fucking so all these
do's were just getting stoned just like look at all over fucking green glass
it's not a bomb that it's just like in hell you're in yeah what do you want to live
forever bud well yeah it was consumer grade uranium before super

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right for a year ago that's what it was that's why you were able to buy until the government was like we
really don't want this in just everybody that's that's the first that's first album name
consumer grade uranium yeah thanks Joel yeah by the way we're gonna we're gonna have
Joel on the podcast now on yeah you may not see him but he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's
he's he's he's always watching

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apparently we're a real watch list these days boys now you you guys are what talk about ratios
and getting fucking I didn't notice you're those new talk those the deetus oh no I've had
these for a long time it looked clean over here man I don't know man I just saw him
I was like I never seen someone wear like those before deetus like that style oh

(47:56):
I guess I got a high wall on the building yeah it's a deetus skateboarding
yeah they're just they're pretty comfortable I got like gorgeous Justin if you only
ever seen like the sombas like the shockers I just yeah I just never seen this one as I was
like that's pretty cool yeah I didn't know they made skateshues I like that song a deetus
by corn all day I dream about a sec all day I dream about book is that really my corn

(48:20):
yeah a deetus I should make a day I dream about sex we should make a deeta it ends in
age all day I dream about hot dogs all day all day all day all day all day all day all day all
just like 80's I love that for us well okay tremendous outstanding where we had

(48:47):
we were talking about uranium glass I think we should kick a jay all right let's do yeah
yeah I'm feeling tremendous go about you guys go out there and buy black lights and show
the art sales dude if I'm telling you hey let me see that blanket right yeah that's what it says
it doesn't come anywhere dude yeah I'm not the one there if I had a yard sale

(49:08):
and someone show the black light I'd be like oh take your way boys yeah that's a
comfort and come yeah that's comfort and come so what you got to do you just got to go like
some like you know nighttime pediatric since closing down be like listen just let me get that
fucking x-ray fucking chest plate that you guys gave out to the old kids when you're doing the
action and just put it over my balls talk about predator ratio I'm telling you what the

(49:33):
fucking you talking you talking about come cover blankets you're like yeah I don't know
nighttime media yeah I'm talking about one that's closing down I'm protecting your balls from the
god damn uranium glass talkers going out there fucking like yeah you show up to a fucking
god damn yard sale you know fucking led suit let's go man let me see your

(49:55):
blanket so the fucking killed those are fucking just you and this all man side is just staring at
you and you want to talk about going to jail you're going to jail you're going to be on the
naughty list you are now in trouble like you're sweating in a lead suit I know joke well
yeah I know joke I'm taking away why is he a net it just why you're real

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a bad net he walks by the like refrigerator magnets like these are energy shirts sticking to
hey that's how you steal the magnet boy you know sorry if it's attractive man is mine now
that's how you steal that's how you're like I'm sitting through the fake shit
yeah it's a magnet like showing up to like steal the wheels this is real steel over here

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below and holes through old women okay just steal a matchbox car that's a good
do that's the good I'm looking for uranium glass God damn fucking keep that
you away from my god damn balls it's the only thing I think about with black lights

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is like because all those fuck up her cheese just yeah they show it you like
crime scene I was just blown loads did big boys you're playing
blown loads now you come in with the black light they're like oh what was your
in your mess you're like no I'm trying to find my comfort shit
you know the bit would be it's like it's like oh I'm looking for your
name that's like oh I found it's like no that's just my cum glass yeah yeah yeah let me let me

(51:32):
let me see what's growing a weird yellow yeah why is that why is that purple so stiff
why is that stock just in a perfect form of a sock right now there's no footer
but all right we went off the rails let's jam all right yeah it's gotten damn dude
investment lead boys there's about four grand in the bay we'll drop a pin see boys

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