The World Is Out To Lunch - Episode 44

Step into the unpredictable world where everyone is out to lunch and New Year's Eve was nothing short of WET on The Heavy Riffs Podcast Episode 44. Join us for a wild ride of stories, laughter, and unexpected twists as we navigate through the chaos. From outlandish tales to soaking New Year's celebrations, this episode is one for the books. Tune in and embrace the madness!

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Unless I'm...

(00:01):
I'll sing the whole part, Cass.
Are we recording?
Yeah...
Shit!
While I'm doing a very special...
I'm actually hitting Sir Thomas up right now as we speak.
Coster?
Thomas Coster.
Because I'm asking him if he has a drum key and...
Oh, he was typing in it.
Oh, he just shitted on me.
Oh, he's going back.

(00:23):
Now...
Not coming here is he...
Now he's on his way.
With a drum key.
Yeah, he's going to bring us drum key.
Are you serious?
Are you singing out of key?
I told you I was going to sing the whole cass.
I don't need a duet.
I want to sing the harmony.

(00:43):
It's time really on the way.
No, but he won't.
He's not...
He's not.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wait.
Is very time.
All right, Tom.
All right, Tom's tired.
You found... I think I have a drum key.
So, okay, I'll be away.
No, it's here.
Oh, it's located.
Oh, oh.
I just hit him hard.

(01:04):
I was like, yo, by chance, do you have a drum key?
You lack ways today.
The boy, you know what?
You know what?
That boy is very...
What's it mean to be like on a...
punctual.
Is that...
Is that mean to be like, you know, like, uh,
you know, on time and, you know, what's that mean?
What's that word I'm looking for?
To be like, very...
Like, there's...

(01:24):
I don't know, but that boy is always late.
But he's like fast and respond.
Like, you know, like, I can't tell you how many times a text
of boy and your guilty, I'm guilty of it as well.
But when you're like texting somebody and then they just sit on it
for like...
You don't get a, like, instant response.
I get it, like, people are busy and shit.

(01:46):
But sometimes you're just like, I don't feel like I owe anyone
in the immediate response.
If you want it in the immediate response, call me.
I'm probably not going to answer.
That's exactly why I'm going to text you because I know
what he's going to answer in the phone.
Like, nobody answers the phone.
I boy, Sean Chakia, RIP.
He's not dead. He's moving to Chicago.
How does well be in this point?

(02:06):
We did.
Yeah. He's just crying.
We had his going away party in 49 West and that list,
the...
On January 2nd.
And that's where I played that acoustic show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he called me, like, two days prior to New Year's Eve.
And I didn't answer.
And he had the best response.
He was like all caps in quotation marks.

(02:28):
He was like, why would you call me when you could just text me
and then signed it me?
Yeah, I was like, yeah.
Like, did I say that or is he just like doing a bit?
And I realized he was doing a bit.
And he was like, uh, he said, by the way,
when you're back, I want you to play the show.
Sounds like I'm gonna, that's done.
That's awesome.
It was kind of a cool way to, like,
he's funny, man.
That's cool, man.
Well, dude, that's, so it was a go-in-way party.

(02:50):
So dude, so you've been busy boy between New Year's Eve,
playing Soul That Show's, the Met, and acoustic shows,
the last minute, and it's been very tight.
It's been very, actually very tight.
So yeah, man, it's, uh, it's very tight.
Like I said, I was, I was shouting out your boy.
You know, the drummer of your band, he's a good boy.

(03:12):
And I'm just stoked that he hit me back that fast.
That's all I was trying to say.
And we turned into this whole thing about people,
like, trying dodge calls, which,
I don't know, I like, I like talking on the phone.
Like, I like to call somebody sometimes.
I like shooting the shit because, like, when I'm texting and shit,
like, I'm just don't, like, I'll get bored,
and I'll just try to stop it.
And then, like, I'm like, ah, you can hang up on the phone,

(03:35):
and be like, done.
But with texting, it's like, you see just reds,
there's millions of miles long.
It's like, when does it end, dude?
Like, I've been, I mean, you and I've been sitting
in each other, voice notes.
I don't love it.
I like texting like that.
It's tight.
Yeah.
I like talking on the phone if I have somewhere to drive to.
Mm-hmm.
And I know mostly the times if I get a call from a friend,

(03:57):
it's because they're in a long drive.
But I'm usually at my house,
if I'm not trying to talk for like, ah, it's, you got to have your time.
When you and your boys are both driving,
and you call, that's the best conversation you'll ever have in your life.
We used to call each other when we were door-dash,
and all the time.
We were just, like, dude, we're just on the phone.
Well, people do that all the time, but like,
really bitch and milk, dude, we got to like, seven miles.

(04:18):
Yeah, you know, they sent miles away.
Got like $4,000 worth of fucking seven, 11.
And they got to drive it 30 miles.
Yeah, it's like, bitch, because the food is cold.
I'm like, dude, it's so far away.
Dude, they don't, don't door-dash to ketos, man.
That's fucking true.
And the beginning door-dash used to be like,
they used to be pretty, like, centralize to where you live.
Like, like, it was like, you know, it could be too far away for you to actually get food from there.

(04:42):
But now, dude, they don't give a fuck, dude.
I'm kidding.
And they have, there's so many restaurants on there now.
Like, like, like, just like cheesecake factory, like, why the fuck do I need a door-dash that shit?
There's also a bunch of ghost restaurants.
Yeah, there's a ghost kitchen in Hamden.
So like, there's like, and it's like six different things.
Yeah. And it's literally on falls road.

(05:03):
It's just, it just, it just looks sketchy.
It's just in an empty parking lot with a white trailer.
And it's, well, the move.
So you'll see all these random restaurants.
You're like, when the fuck did that open up around here?
And it's always some weird name.
It's like, mega-dilladilla roll or, yeah.
And it's dug dimmedome, one of the dimmedome.
And, but it will have the address.
So all you have to do is go on Google Maps and search that address.

(05:26):
And you're like, do you guys fucking romoulos?
Yeah.
And they just like have a ghost kitchen.
So they're like double dipping.
Because it'll be romoulos pizza, but it's called, like,
Changes.
I knew what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fucking rude, man.
Yeah.
And you're like, where the fuck did Changes open up here, man?
Changes start selling.
Oh, yeah.
And you're like, I'll try Changes.
What the fuck? I mean, it's just romoulos.

(05:47):
You're like, I mean, that's tight.
But I want to Changes' man.
You imagine?
It's real.
Yes, I can.
It exists.
I don't, I don't believe I, you know,
I don't still don't believe it, even though I know.
I would just talk about it.
But anyways, I hate that fucking shit so much, dude.
I like, 20 to one, three.
I'm done toward Ash and dude.

(06:08):
I've been saying it.
I've been trying to stop doing it, but I can.
It's just so easy.
We probably do it once a week.
We did it for about two months, because my fucking
slum lord landlord just refused to fix
or kitchen for us for about two months.
And I yelled at him about it and then up getting a shitload of money off my rent.
So yell at your landlord.

(06:30):
Actually, if you guys need someone to do it for you,
I'm starting to business.
Yeah.
Where I yell at your landlord.
Because I had a moment where I wished that I went to law school and became a lawyer.
Because I was like, I like to argue.
And when I know I'm in the right.
Because all these dudes take advantage of people because they know that you don't know

(06:53):
that your rights or how their money works.
And this dude tried to pull some slick shit.
He was like, I paid $5,000, my own money to renovate your kitchen.
And I was like, first of all, I last for a renovation.
I asked for a working dishwasher.
That's all I wanted to do.
Really?
Yes.
That's all we wanted.
And I wanted to do a workshop break.

(07:13):
And I wanted to do one.
And our oven hood was from 19 fucking dickity do.
It was like leaking sludge.
And I was like, getting sick.
And I was like, fuck, I need like to live in a livable situation.
Right.
And that turned into two months of like, will the contractors fucking really are to get all.
And I was like, give me his number.
I'm fucking get ahold of a man.
And then that turned into a whole goddamn fucking thing.

(07:34):
And then the long story short, I won.
Because I was like, bro, don't come at me with how much you've spent on your work.
And how much you've spent on your investment property when I see no return on this investment.
I pay your mortgage that has been paid off for probably 40 fucking years.
Right.
And by the way, as whole, I know that you can write off your expenses from your earnable income

(07:59):
at the end of the year.
So fuck you.
Don't come at me with this.
And I said all this to this man.
And I, when I tell you, I had the hardest direction.
I like doing it.
I felt so good because I want him to say, all right.
And hung up and I haven't heard back from St.
And I got like a $500 credit on rent.

(08:20):
So I want to start a business where I just yell at people's people.
I hear you, man.
Yeah, it's been a whirlwind of events.
And we just went through the holidays.
Very psychedelic went through Christmas.
The whole nine day.
That was fucking tight.
New years.
Like kind of sucked from me because I don't know getting COVID.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, dude. Same.
So yeah, I mean, Christmas, like so for like Christmas Eve,

(08:42):
we went over to CARES,
stepped out of the house, Steve's and we partied.
Had a great time.
Steve like texted us.
It was like, hey, like someone so, you know,
test a positive blob of law, this, anything.
And like I was like, oh, it's all like I was like, okay,
that sucks.
And I'm like, at my parents' house.
I was like, I guess I'll be like, not a good parent.

(09:03):
But then I'm like, I don't feel fine.
I mean, I wasn't close to the guy at all during the whole thing.
But anyways, like the next day we went home.
You know, like I'm jumping over a lot of stuff because we,
we got to see you and hang out and all that kind of stuff.
But when we went back home the next day, like all our pipes
that are fucking goddamn apartment for us and dude.

(09:24):
Because we weren't there all weekend because we got down to like eight
Remember when it was just like Siberian or Fistra or whatever.
So, so, so, long story short, the fucking pipes froze.
So, then we couldn't use our toilet or our shower because the water wouldn't drain
and we were, you know, it was terrible.
So, I had a rent of fucking hotel.
Like the day after Christmas, being career was staying in a hotel.
Mind you, I got a great deal on it, but that's not your home right there.

(09:46):
So, like, oh, money.
I'm like, I just got home, like I wanted to spend like a Christmas,
like nice cozy night, you know, sit back, just have a cocktail,
you know, just pop on some shitty show and just hang out
and, you know, bang the night away.
But, you know, that didn't happen.
We had a fucking get out of the house.
We stayed in a hotel for two nights.
Costs me like two hundred bones, those pissed.

(10:07):
But then, fucking turnaround dude.
Like, we got a plumber to come out.
Two days later, we got home.
It was all good, but the fucking goddamn landlord made us pay 130 bucks
for the fucking plumber to come out.
Told you I'd call them and you.
And that's what I'm saying.
Like, I was like, we need a boo.
I need, like, I yelled at him, I raised hell,
and then they like sent me, like some legal shit.

(10:29):
Like, in our lease agreement, apparently,
it says all the shit.
And I was like, oh, this is fucking shit.
They just like don't hold up in court if the state's involved
over, over, over.
And I was like, dude, like, I had a rent in a hotel.
Like, I paid money to not be here.
I couldn't use my, I couldn't use what I was paying for.
And I was just fucking blown.
I was just like, it happened today.
I found out all this today.

(10:50):
So I was like, what the fuck?
I was like, we got paid it.
And I was like, you know, that's fucked up.
Like, we shouldn't have to do that.
And, you know, like you said,
they, you got some landlords that are really shy to use yours.
And then you got other ones that just have all the fucking legal shit.
Like dialed in, like anything you come out of month.
It's like, oh, yeah.
Well, you didn't read paragraph 17B on, you know, phrase, whatever.

(11:13):
And it says clearly here that you're in the wrong.
I'm like, no, they try to hit us with that, too.
And I was like, what the fuck?
No, I, I, I don't do what to do.
I said, wonderful.
I will pay my rent into an escrow account
with the comptroller of the state of Maryland
until the repairs are made or you can just do the repairs.

(11:34):
It takes a fucking 20 minute Google search with what you're in.
I know, I, you know, I, every time I ask you questions,
just like use the Google machine dude.
Yeah, and I'm like, do you fucking do it in work now?
It's a fucking you do it.
I'm like, just, I'm asking you, man.
I'm a, I asked the internet man.
You got all the answers right now.
I was like, oh, maybe he'll know what I'm talking about.

(11:57):
And he's, and you're just like, use Google.
And I was like, you're, no, I said you think I know,
I said you're particles.
I said read that.
No.
Well, I thought I made a semi shit.
It's, we never sent anything of relevance.
It's all fucking stupid videos that are hilarious.
But, you know, that's just, the such as life, man, you know?
But, yeah, dude.
So like, the world went to the holidays was crazy for me.

(12:20):
And like, I ended up, like, catching COVID from all that bullshit.
And like, but it was, like, thank God.
It was like super, like, non, like, it wasn't bad.
It just was like, Ronnie knows.
And I just was like, as soon as I took the test,
you know how you're supposed to, like,
like, 15 minutes to read the results, like, at home test?
Dude, with, as soon as I, like,
drop the shit in there.

(12:41):
It was like, two minutes later, it was like,
it was red as fuck.
And I was like, oh, yeah, that's, that's it.
That's it.
I got the ball.
And then, Karen was six.
We're both just deadly sick the whole time.
And I was just like, you know, like, she was like,
she had like a stomach bug and I had just had, like,
I just slept on the couch.
I slept on the couch for 10 days, dude.
She eases.
So I had to do back, okay?
Yeah, actually, I can't like it because I was like,
you know, like, I slept good because like,

(13:04):
I snore sometimes at night.
So like, Karen just, like, dude, I get my ass kicked every night.
Like, I'm getting hit a lot.
I'm putting her on blast.
She beats the shit out of me.
Yeah.
And I'm like, all right.
And then I'm like, and I'm like,
babe, I'm tired of getting beat up.
Like, I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.
But I was six.
I was sleeping on the fucking couch and it just lay and out.
Like, I would just be up on like watching trailer park boys
or just like, get some way to stoned.

(13:27):
And I was just like, I would just like,
I would just like, able to do whatever.
I felt like a little kid.
You know what I mean?
You'd be baiting on the couch.
Baiting on the couch.
Like, looking at myself, like, staring himself in the mirror.
Like, just really, you know, really living in my own
filth as well.
Like, it was terrible.
And like, that, and that's what we do.
That week, like, we both couldn't go to the grocery store

(13:48):
because I was like, you know,
like, the new, like, COVID restrictions and all, like, you know,
or like the seat, what a CDC fucking guidelines and shit.
It's like, you just have to wear a mask and you can go and pop.
Like, I was like, I'm old school.
I'm not old school.
I'm not old school.
I'm locked in.
I mean, I've been here since the beginning.
I've been here since the beginning.
I was like, I'm been, I know COVID.
Like, you know, like, I like the first album, the best.

(14:09):
I'm old school strength.
Like, they're fucking EP dude before the main run that came out.
I'm a crook came out.
Like, I got way too progressive.
I guess it's a dude that kind of little cocky thing.
Yeah, they came out like too many drum fills with that.
Yeah, dude.
It was a little aggressive.
They're just like, hey, may I get them back in the pocket?
Where are you belong?
The original strain.
Oh, the 19th.
Like, the AKC strain.

(14:30):
They were rappers.
And your first record's called 19.
If you're like, that is tight.
It's got too long.
Maybe that's how we, we, we talk about the progression of, like,
COVID is just like albums.
Like, well, there's, yeah, there's 19.
And there was a Delta, the album, a crime.
Delta was a, they don't talk a lot.
They don't talk a lot about that.
That was like the moment they got a little experimental.
You know, like, yeah, little less synth.

(14:52):
My guy.
There's a new one out now too, which I don't even know the name.
I don't know.
There's like a bowl of, no, what is it called?
What's it called?
The new strain.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's just, it's just like, it came out this week.
I don't know.
I haven't had a chance to listen to it.
It's just called COVID.
Yeah.
I haven't had a chance to listen to it.
It's just called COVID.
I haven't had a chance to listen to it.

(15:14):
Yeah.
Everyone's dying.
Yeah.
Like, more.
Yeah.
It goes to lose your taste and smell again.
It's all boxed.
Yeah.
So that basically what happened is like, I've just said, I'm not leaving the house.
I, or, and that's when I door dashed like every day do you.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Which I was like, it's tight because I can just leave it with your door and just
go down and get it.
Like, that's the delivery has gotten tied.

(15:36):
I will say this because you don't even have to like, see the person come to your house anymore.
Like, they just drop it on your doorstep and, like, get away from me.
We've had to start leaving in the directions.
Please leave it like on the other side of the sliding or the, like the, the fuck is the, like the screen door.
The screen door.

(15:57):
Yeah.
Leave it up because they'll be putting it like right in front of it.
We couldn't open the fuck.
Oh, yeah.
That's exactly like we were those feet and I was like, but the fuck.
So I have like reach your ground.
You're like, roll around the backs.
Yeah.
Dude.
So in our instruction, it's like, please leave it where it makes fucking sense.
You asked.
Oh my god.
They're like throwing it in the bush.
They're counting.
At the world, it seems like the world is out to fucking lunch, man.

(16:21):
I, unless my patients are just very thin and I'm a very patient man.
Yeah.
But recently I've just felt myself like,
Dude, I, I will be straight up like, just, I will pull into like a darken down
as parking lot and if there's like more than three cars in the, in the drive through lane,
I'll just drive around and leave.
Dude, I, I just have no room.
No room for any of it.

(16:42):
Amen to that.
I just, I'm just like, no, not today.
No, I got no.
Dude, I am so with that sometimes I'll do sometimes.
I'll order, I've done this too.
Like, I'll order food and, or whatever through the drive through and I literally will order
food and then I'll pull up and then it will be taking like a dick's age.

(17:04):
Someone's like arguing about something.
I live in Baltimore City.
Everyone's got something to say.
Well, nothing's ever good enough.
Well, you know, they're always like fighting with the goddamn cashier or whatever.
And it's, and I'll sit there and be like, you know what?
I'm gonna fuck the whole day up because they're gonna, it's gonna fuck them over
because they're gonna be like, they're not gonna know what the fuck happened
because I literally will order food and then dip and then dip.

(17:26):
I got waiting for this and then you know, like when the,
God goes up to pay, he's like, they're like, you get this and they're like, no,
and they're like, whoa, what?
Yeah, it just, and the guy, the kids never are gonna sleep at night.
He's like, something happened.
Dude, we had that happened on his mind.
We just got like two coax and a McDouble and a McD chicken.
And I get to like, I've already paid, I've sat and dealt with all the bullshit

(17:49):
and I get to pick it up and lady, she's like, yeah, you got like five
McDonalds and a McD chicken and a McDouble.
And I was like, no, we just got to the McDouble and the McD chicken.
She was like, and like five, ten piece nuggets and all that shit.
And I looked at her, I said, if you would like to give me that, that's fine.
But that's not what I ordered.
And then just hand me the bag and it was just our order.

(18:11):
I was like, what was that?
What was that interaction?
It was so strange.
It's like, it was like, no, that's a, but she's like,
she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, you know what I'm talking about?
Maybe it's like, they even sleep or she's like, you give me two dollars.
She's like, meet me at the bar and she's like, meet me at the back.
That's like, our code name for some fuck.

(18:33):
Yeah, I was like, my girlfriend's in the car.
Yeah, so we're not train way.
Yeah, I was like, I was like, I have a little more of fucking,
but it's more of a fucking commos.
Like, I just, I've lost my pet.
Yes, I have left multiple,
tri-frustration.
Tri-frustration.
Transactions open.

(18:54):
Just because I'm like, I'm not dealing with this anymore.
I get in the line and I'm meeting after like 10 minutes,
because that's how long it takes nowadays.
I'm like, this was a mistake.
Absolutely.
And then by that point, I'm like, I've already come too far and I'll just wait it out.
And it's like, it takes 30 minutes to get through a fucking drive through with five cars in it.
And I'm like, this is now, and it's, and it's like 30 bucks.

(19:15):
And I'm like, dude, this is just not worth it.
This is McDonald's, but I see 30 dollars.
And then I go to the grocery store and it's even worse because like the fucking people,
everyone's out to lunch.
And like, self-check out.
No one knows how to use the self-check out.
Dude, man. I know I'm like, dude, no one or people go post on it.
Dude, don't ever come to Baltimore and self-check out.
I don't. That's why I don't.

(19:36):
Because dude, they don't give you like plastic bags are banned in Baltimore City.
So you have to use paper bags and you have to pay for them.
So it's like, it's either five or ten cents a bag.
So on top of that, so if you're going grocery shopping, like,
every bag you get, like, it's ten cents.
And it just, and it has no hand, it's a shitty bag, right?
So you always have to remember your, your reasonable, I cannot tell you how many times of

(19:59):
a button. Like, my fucking, like, closet.
So many ribs will bad. You always forget how I have the hundreds.
And I buy them there. I'm like, fuck.
Yeah, I have a bunch of orders.
But dude, it's in your right. Like in the self-check out line dude.
Like, I get so frustrated and like, dude, I cannot read or anything.
Like, I've been doing the same thing lately, dude.
Like, you, like, I thought I was going crazy.

(20:20):
I have literally been working out.
I've literally been working out.
Dude, I've been leaving. I've been dipping on it.
Nope. I'm like, you know what?
You know what? It's kind of cool. Like, you know what?
I'm like, I'm like, you know what?
They're not going to have my money today.
It's like, I'm going to save the ten bucks or whatever then.
$100, because I was like, I think still have the audacity to be like,
do you want to round up to fucking, and I'm like, no corporation.
Yeah, dude. Why don't you do that? You fucking asshole?

(20:42):
Like, I'm not, just up using me for your tax write-offs.
I just had to deal with 40 minutes of fucking complete bullshit.
I just spent $80 on like, $3.99
It's like a bag of pepperoni and for some reason, it was 80 bucks.
Like, I did the math.
I had to, I don't know why it's 80 bucks.
I've been noticing, dude.
I know everyone's been talking about the inflation and everything.
Like, I haven't noticed it yet until, like,

(21:04):
within the last month or two, it's like,
it's insane, dude. Like you said,
I go to the grocery store, I'm like, I got like five things.
It was $150.
You know what, the dagger?
What's bro? It's not even inflation anymore.
It's pure corporate greed.
Yeah. Inflation was a couple months ago. And it was like, God, this kind of sucks.
Now it's like triple inflation and it fucking wages have an increased movement.

(21:27):
And like, everything is getting shitty and it's just getting really bad.
I hear you.
It's getting fucking, and I'm just, I'm, I don't even get mad.
Stop it, stop it.
No, no, no, no.
Dude, I just go, okay, yeah, not today.
And I'll just leave bro.
You know, I, you know, I, I have grown to understand that too,
because I used to be the guy, you know me, dude.
I get, I haven't had a lot about some, when dumb shit starts going out.

(21:49):
Yeah.
I don't have time for this.
But especially now, like any time I'm in like a 7-11 too,
like it's always a transaction.
I have to fucking, there's always something going on.
It's always somebody doing something.
Like, let me do this.
And no, and like no one's doing any work.
Everyone's just staring at each other.
I'm like, and I'll have a handful of shit.
And I'm like, you just missed out on 20 bucks from me.

(22:11):
Yeah, but the cash here doesn't care, because I got like $8.
But that's what I mean.
Yeah, you're right.
But then you're just like, I'm just not dealing with it.
That's what I mean.
I'm not doing anything.
Dude, I see why my parents have been going to Costco for like 30 years.
And I think early too.
Going early.
Like once and fucking week, just getting everything for the week.
Just like I'm just shopping with Kara.
I love grocery shopping with Lorenz.

(22:33):
I also love grocery shopping by myself.
But I'm just like, but I'm just like,
I don't know why we're talking about grocery shopping.
But it's not something to me off.
It's fine to talk about grocery stores.
Because I really do generally enjoy now as I'm getting older,
going to the grocery store.
It's like a fun thing to do.
I do because I am a kid in there because Kara is like,

(22:55):
She's got what she needs.
I'm like, I'm like, you know what babe?
I'm getting snacks.
And she gets like, whatever.
And I come up to the, like, I'll find her like six aisles down.
We're the bunches shit in my hands.
She's like, are you serious?
I was like, I'm paying for all this.
So yeah.
I just don't think anything.
I'll get all this shit.
Yeah.
And that's a dagger because I do genuinely enjoy it.

(23:18):
But I can't anymore because the state of affairs going on.
And it's like the public and the people that are,
it's just a perfect malagamation of a bunch of, of a,
a hurricane bullshit that I have to,
and then I'm just in the eye of.
And I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like that John Travolta fucking meme.
I'm like, where am I?

(23:39):
Is this man?
And it wasn't always like that.
No.
It's been very recent.
They were I'm like, no man.
And I just have, I guess it was time.
Instead of being like, you know, free,
because freaking out does nothing.
No.
It doesn't even make you feel good.
No.
Yes people, like, so they like, oh,
fucking asshole angry fucking white part of me.
Yeah.
I'm like, like, fuck it.

(24:00):
So I'll just, I just, I just, I just,
I will leave a grocery cart before it's shit.
And it's be like, I'm out.
I'm done.
It's your problem now.
I'm here.
You better chop too.
I'll see somebody's getting paid for this way.
Yeah.
I'm gonna do it in the end.
Yeah.
You know what I'm like, good man.
Fucking steal from the clock.
Do you like, like, like,
Super lot when you're working.
Yeah, just take a lot of shit.

(24:21):
Yeah, just feel like, I be as boys.
Like, and you can't, you can't, you can't do.
You like, oh, you're gonna, like, come at me.
I was like, dude, I have, I have, I be as.
Also, I'll shit my pants.
I think it's illegal to like, tell you, you can't shit pants.
Would you just, or talk, just to be like, hey,
you're going to move bath mama.
It'd be like, what?
Yeah, it'd be like, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do you call me, I've been matched to bed in every fucking 30 hours.

(24:43):
Every like, two hours.
He's like, no man.
I drink 16 beers last night.
I ate a bunch of nachos.
I'm shit.
You don't like shit dude.
That's what I came into.
Yeah, you can't be here.
Yeah, you can't be here.
Like, I'm here, man.
Like, you know, I could be home.
I could be like, um, man, good.
Like I don't need to be in today.
Or I can be here,
shooting a lot and just like hanging out.
And waiting for lunch.
That's why that's why New Year's Eve was so tight because I was in complete control of the entire event.

(25:09):
And it worked.
It went perfectly.
Everyone got paid a shitload of money.
The bands ripped.
We fucking ripped.
Everyone had a tremendous time.
And I was like, this is what happens when I'm in charge.
Tired.
And I was like, why can't I, as a 31 year old man?
Five or 32, but no, not sober.

(25:30):
All right.
As a 31 year old man,
you suck at like being thrown off, man.
Don't throw me alone.
All right, here's the point.
As a 31 year old man,
I don't feel like I need to ask permission to do anything.
Just like if I'm going to be late,
like I'm just like, I'm going to be there.

(25:51):
You know what I mean?
I don't need to be like rushing around.
Feeling like I'm fucking doing something wrong.
Yeah.
If I need to take 50 shit,
so take 50 shit.
Yeah.
I'm serious.
If my 30 minute lunch runs like 15 minutes extra,
because I fucking wanted it to.
Yeah.
So be it.
You're like, I really enjoyed that same lunch.

(26:13):
I bid it all and I took it down.
I needed, I needed an extra 15.
Right.
And I'm not saying no one bitches at me about it.
Right.
But personally, I've been like,
going to like a decade of being like feeling like a brush.
Even in the entertainment.
He's like 25 people are like,
you're only 20, but even then I was like,
I think I, like personal autonomy over my own decisions
with my fucking life on this planet.

(26:35):
Yeah.
Like, if I wanted to fuck off, I think I could.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely.
I think about that all the time too.
Like I'm like, you know what?
Like I could just like just say fucking all and do love.
I was so low for 2023 minute.
Like I'm like that low and slow dude.
I'm trying to find the ZIN and everything.
Like repetitive tasks and not being bombed about what I have to do.

(26:57):
Yeah.
And like even at the grocery store,
if something's going wrong and like something dude just being a day
is like just count the 10.
Yeah.
Don't, yeah.
Because it's so easy to blow the fuck.
Yeah, dude.
And then you feel bad about it like the rest of the day.
Yeah.
Some people really fucking push you.
Yeah.
They really, and then you try for like days on that.

(27:18):
There's like four days and they're just really grinding on it on that fifth day.
You're like, no.
And it's just, and then it's bad.
And then you feel bad for like one and then you're down the dumps.
And then nothing like you said, nothing happened.
Nothing good happens when you fucking are here.
You get pissy blow up.
You might feel good for that nano second.
It's like drugs.
Like you only feel good in that time point.

(27:39):
But it's a tremendous range of.
Yeah.
You need to fucking like, yeah.
I'm with you dude.
I think I'm like, I love your mindset for 2020.
I'm going to go roll with it.
Not being a poser because I've got.
Really think to it.
I think the world would be bad.
But I think I'm with you on that man.
Like I, that's, I've, I used to be, you know me man.
I was super hot head.
It was shit.

(28:00):
Always have immediately.
But like exactly because I always like, you said,
Very Paul.
For years, I felt like I had to get a done,
didn't now, now, now, now, now, now.
But I think honestly, like with everything that happened during the last two years with
lockdown, like how the fucking world was and how the United States was and still is.
But like everyone, it's just like really letting everyone in kind of really put everything in perspective.

(28:21):
Say, like, what the fuck is the point right now?
Like there's no point in any of this right now.
And everyone, like, seeing it, it's, it's just, like you said it.
I'm just going to go with it.
I got the basics level.
And I will, I just want to live comfortably.
That's what I mean.
That's it.
Like, I mean, even then, and that's the other thing too.
I was like, I hope Karen is like, I was like, you know,
I don't need a lot to be happy in life.

(28:43):
I was like, if we literally, like, if I lived in an RV,
I'd be fine with it.
I don't know, I've been talking, I've texted you about it.
I want to do our V-shit dude.
Like, as you said, man, but,
I don't need, yeah, no kids.
It's very tight.
It's like, I've heard they've called them dinks.
Dinks.
No, I, I, I, and my cousin was like, dinks are tight.
I was like, you know, you know, and she was like,

(29:05):
dolan come no kids.
And I was like, oh, copy that.
It is tight.
And then, or whether there's a dink wall as well,
is a dual income no kids.
With a dog.
That's what we, yeah.
Well, so you're a dink wall.
Yeah, there's, there's memes.
It was like, oh, to be a single dog in a dual income
fam, like, income household.

(29:26):
And it's like, that Rudy's living the fucking dream.
Dude, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm like, dude, let's just fucking allow.
And she's on the same cello waves.
Dude, like, it's just very easy going.
And like, and I think that's,
every, everyone's like, I think you're right, man.
I think, you need to find this zen and everything you're doing, man.
I've found, that's a really good, I like that.

(29:47):
I'm in this, I have, like, this very contained ecosystem
of my life right now, where I got a job that rips
that I don't have to work at all the time and bust my ass.
I get my shit done, and I do it really fucking well,
and I take pride of it.
And it gives me just enough to keep everything else fucking balanced.
And then I've got, you know, we've got this space.

(30:10):
So we can come up here and we can do this.
We can play fucking music whenever we want.
And it's to play the sold out New Year's Eve show.
I probably do like five or six of fucking year.
And like, that brings in just enough,
and I can sell just enough merch that then, okay,
mountain will stay and care.
And I appreciate that.
You know, I don't need like this worldwide.
Everyone's like, dude, when you guys make it,
it's like, I feel like I have made it.

(30:33):
I've made exactly how I want this to all contain itself.
And the people that find it, fuck yeah,
keep on coming in, love you guys.
Keep on coming in, love that.
But it's like, I'm done.
I'm done with the fucking rat race man.
Because the rat race is the, the race of the bottom is never one.
You know what I mean?

(30:54):
The race of the bottom is never fucking one.
Like, I'm fucking here.
You're fucking in like everything's okay.
I'm fucking in, you're fucking out.
Fuck it in.
That's what you just restarted rewatching trailer park.
I just started rewatching East Band down.
Dude, I was like, you know what?
I am on that tip now.
Yeah, because I love rewatching that show.

(31:16):
These pampadounds great.
Like, Traveller Barbois, I like that fucking humor.
It's funny, it's funny, it's funny.
I'm a care-witted.
It's very dark, it's shitty, and like just like,
fucking rotten.
And it's fucking hilarious.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I know.
But like, the whole thing that you're talking about,
I'm totally with it, dude.
Like, you got me, think, I'm like, alright, yeah, fuck it, dude.
It's 20's 20's 20's 30, dude.
I'm letting it rip.

(31:37):
You've got a tremendous job that I think I know.
I can do it.
Yeah, that's the same way, like, I finally have a job where,
and I'm still uneasy about it,
because I still have some, like, don't get me wrong.
Like, I still, you know, it's a grind, you know what I mean?
Same.
But, at the same time, like, I don't feel like I have to,
like, I don't have like this tremendous pressure
of getting it done right then and there.

(31:59):
Second done, call me over every time minutes.
Like, what the fuck are you doing out there?
I'm like, I'm fucking fucking fucking dumb.
Because that shouldn't exist, because nothing
mistakes get made in a high stress, like any speed done,
such a waste.
The only time it ever needs to be done under very high stress
is like, bomb surgery or like, brain surgery,
or bomb surgery as a like, diffusing a bomb.

(32:23):
Like, he really bombed a few years ago.
It's like, dude, I'm selling beans.
It's like, well, I'm setting up fucking stanchions.
Yeah, it's like, dude, I'm fucking making a flat.
Like, come on.
Yeah, it takes, if you want to done right,
it's going to take me some time and you know what I can get it done.
And that's like, that's where you build trust within
employer where it's like, okay, I know you guys get shit done.
But the dagger is we have been in places where that trust

(32:46):
should have existed and it never applies.
And you're like, what the fuck are we doing here?
Yeah, and it just, it always felt rushed.
There's communication happening and like, like you said,
like, I finally, like, we both have found like,
you know, jobs that like, you have some,
like, like, not freedom, but like,
some, like, I don't know, it's a little bit more relaxed.

(33:08):
Which is why we're talking about what you do.
Right.
Fucking good at just being a fun dude.
And I do, and I love working for an air dance.
I really do.
It's a great, I love being an optician.
It's fucking madness.
It's just a great, great company.
Like, all the people that work there in incredible,
great company, I love it.
I just can't tell you that.
And here, when you said, you were like, I'm a little lazy.
Here's the thing, man.

(33:29):
Yeah.
Our next jobs are for us.
Yeah.
Like, this is going, we have stuff that we can do that
maintains all this.
There's no rush or a feeling like the fucking paychecks,
like, not enough to stretch the fucking,
like, we're fucking in a spot that we're like,
okay, let's just continue doing this.
Yeah.

(33:50):
And our next, because what?
Let's say we work at these places for,
that's, you know, push it out 10 years.
Right.
We're forward.
Yeah.
When you're fucking 40, no one,
like when you're a fucking put together and smarter to us,
like, like, even if we had, if they

(34:11):
was on own the world, right.
And they said, it was like, well, like, you know,
I'd be like, well, no.
And like, either you're going to put us on TV
for some fucking bullshit prime channel,
where we just do this, because I'm fucking 40.
Yeah.
I'm 40.
Yeah.
You can't tell me what to do.
That's what I'm, like, there's something to be said
like aging into things.

(34:32):
You have reached a certain salary that, like,
you're like, this is how much I've been fucking make.
And if they're like, well, we're not going to pay you that.
I'm going to work for you.
And you just collect on them.
Yeah.
I mean, what the fuck?
Well, no.
What you're saying is like, what I think everyone needs to do is,
like, I literally have been searching for a career,
like my whole 20s.
Like, I went to college, did the whole 9, did my thing.
Did production for years.

(34:54):
It was great.
But I fucking had an epiphany when I started seeing,
like, all these older dudes that were sound guys and shit.
And they were just like living with their parents.
They were like, four fasts.
Like, don't work.
And then I'm just like, you know,
and they're like, yeah, I don't have health.
I'm like, there's no, like, longevity in this.
Yeah.
And then obviously with the pandemic, it, like, literally just,

(35:16):
like, put a real eye opener and it would be like,
this isn't, like, we don't need this.
I'm like, well, which sucks because obviously we,
like, music is a very important thing in this world.
But it's just like, it just really was an eye opening thing.
It wasn't like we don't need.
It was like, this can be taken away so easily.
Right.
Just like life, everything, everything's just snap of the thing
or you're done, you know, it sucks.

(35:37):
But I'm telling you man, that shit is like,
bonkers how much I've changed with, like, having a job where I'm like,
I like it.
This is the first job that I'm like,
I like it.
But I feel guilty about liking it.
So I still have like imposter syndrome, like,
all the time about it.
Like, and I'm just like, what the fuck am I doing?
Like, it should be like doing, like, I should be like,

(35:59):
like, why am I not getting yelled at right now?
Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm always ready for somebody
to be over my shoulder.
I mean, like, yo, you should have wired, what are you doing?
Like, why are you eating lunch?
Why are you, why are you taking your time here?
Why are you not in that account?
You know what, me or those guys were fucking like,
just fucking off by the, you know what I mean?
That was just the fucking power trick.
And to be honest, dude, like being in sales is very,

(36:20):
like, it's a lot on your persona, too.
Like, you have to be on.
All the fucking times.
You can't just walk in there and be bummed out of it.
Who's how man, like, what's good?
You want to, all right, I'm not gonna waste time and leave.
You gotta be like, yo, what's up, you know,
you gotta, you gotta like be enthusiastic, always, you know,
and just be on.
So like, you know, it's exhausting in that way, for sure.

(36:42):
But like, I genuinely like doing what I do.
It's like, it's fun, it's entertaining to go out and see this shit
because you're just like, you see like,
behind the scenes of like the bar scene or, or liquor stores and all that shit.
And then like, all the in-between and then actually going there
and seeing your product, people like drinking, like enjoying the product,
you sell, it's, it's like, it's like a high.

(37:04):
It's like what I used to get when I did production and be like,
at the show, like, you know, you're there for 12, 14,
20 hours before the show even starts.
And then like, the concert is maybe two hours long and entirety,
maybe three.
And it's done and you gotta break it all down.
But in those three hours of downtime, like when you're watching the whole thing
unfold and you're just seeing like thousands of people just having the time

(37:29):
of their life and you like witness it and you're like staring out into the crowd
and you see the band is just a electric on the stage and you're just like,
those boys are just having a good night.
Like it's nothing better when like a band is having fun, still a playing
and just like killing it and they're just ripping.
And everyone's just like smiling and just, you're watching it.
And then it all unfolds and you get that fucking rush and you're just like,

(37:52):
that's why I do this.
You know, even though there's three hours when there's some of those people
is like people talk about shows for the rest of their life.
And you just made their fucking, I think that moment.
I don't know a bunch of people on New Year's Eve.
That's what I'm saying.
So like, dude, so I think I did a back flip.
I don't know.
You had helmet on, so you never got a toe.
Well, that's not very good.
I touched that helmet.

(38:13):
That thing is made from fucking, like, I don't know,
I don't know, tin can. I don't know. I think I jumped pretty high and like hit my head on the ceiling.
You got to be careful.
But I had that helmet.
Yeah, you could have been sleeping down to the ground.
Dude, I'm so dumb.
I couldn't make it.
Dude, it was very, I was like, I mean,
care where, like, just like, we were both so bombed.
Because like, I was like, oh, we're going to see like,

(38:35):
Evan and the car Lee and like Taylor and everybody else,
like, I was so pumped to see everybody and just be like,
the boys are ripping and just, you know,
be a part of it, just, you know,
in New Year's with all of my favorite people on Spongebob.
Yeah, you know, it just, I'm not trying to,
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
but like, I saw a bunch of videos and like,
like, people were like responding to your comments,

(38:56):
like a picture and like, it would just, it looked incredible.
It looked like you guys ripped.
It was hell of a fucking night and I think we've got like a deal with
the men where we're the only band that could play the other day.
That's awesome. You're like the house band.
Where the house band was like, three times a year, man.
So come out on out and see us.
Dude, try Masters, dude, try angles are tight.

(39:17):
That's strong of shaping the world, man.
They built bridges on trying to bother the sun,
the Holy Spirit.
That's a fucking cross man.
That's a triangle man.
Father's not always spirit.
That's a diamond dog.
Crosses four points.
Diamond Dallas page.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like the triangle, man.
Oh, oh, it's wrong.

(39:40):
It's right.
It's all the diamond Dallas page.
Triggered in the armature is the only method it would be geometry.
Well, trigonometry is a study of triangles.
Pretty sure.
Fact check, I could think.
Oh, it's wrong.
Yeah, you're wrong.
I was right.
They're triangles in geometry.
Braum buys and fucking textures and fucking the study of trying to try

(40:03):
triangles is trigonometry.
It might be or it might not be did.
I'm like, I don't like it.
I'm pretty sure you're right.
Maybe.
Like obtuse triangles like I saw some of these.
It's cute like equal lateral.
That's my favorite word in the world.
Equal lateral.
Equal lateral.
It's a favorite word in the world.
Right now, it's like not super word in the world.

(40:26):
Word in the world.
You know, when I played that acoustic show with boys to fun,
Howard is a tremendous singer songwriter from anapolis.
Looks down in Nashville now.
We're standing outside.
Well, like Jimmy Hoffman, Jimmy Chickenchecks playing.
It's the font looks at me.
He's like, dude, your podcast is something else.
He's like, because he drives back, he lives in Nashville.
He drives back and forth.

(40:48):
Yeah.
Nashville doing anapolis.
All over.
He asks for like podcast recommendations.
I was like fucking have a wrist man.
And he just looks at me.
He's like, your podcast is something else.
Yeah, it's pretty, he was like, like, now like when an episode finishes,
I have to take a second, be like, the fuck just have.
And yeah, he's like, I listen to it man.
It's like, I listen.

(41:09):
I was like, that's how I was like, do you want?
He can't, what do you tell him?
He really gets, yeah, so the good stuff, the best thing about it.
He's like, now it's tight.
It's tight.
All right.
So, chest, chest, chest.
I'm with, chest, fine.
Sorry, I just called it.
Jesus Christ.
I can make sure I coughed in my mind.
I did it.
I was like, I'm an ass-langer dude.

(41:32):
Yeah, so, but yeah, do.
So, New Year's, look tight.
So you guys, so, like, so what was the deal man?
Like, you guys played until like midnight.
Did you guys get to actually do a countdown?
Bro, so the way the countdown was good.
No, no, so we're, so around 11.45.
We're in the middle of APRC.

(41:54):
Oh, yeah.
And we're in the jam of APRC.
And I looked at my watch, and I, like, said into the mic,
I was like, we're in the jam, right?
And we're like, and land people are fucking rocking it.
And I was like, we're going to keep this shit going until midnight.
And then, like, five minutes pass.
And when you're jam, five minutes can be in the turn.
Yeah, I was like, okay, we're going to finish this.

(42:15):
Yeah.
And we're like, you know, we've, we've been in the past five minutes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we like, you know, we've rocked it up and we dropped the end of APRC.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
Yeah.
And fucking, and like, so by that time, it's about 11.55.
And I was like, okay, cool.
Because the next song was this new song that we've been working on.

(42:37):
The trees are calling out my name.
The wind is moving slowly.
You remember that for the acoustic, Jordan?
Yeah.
But that's like, one of, that's, that's on.
And the song launches into a fucking, the jam could be like four hours.
Yeah.
So we saw that song.
And that like, 11.
So at 11.58, we get through the first verse and the first course.

(42:58):
And then we're into the jam.
And I'm like, fuck yeah.
And my buddy, Josh, she's Evans, like best friend from high school, Josh Clappin.
He used to play drums.
Yeah, he's a killer drummer.
Yeah, he used to play drums.
Yeah, he used to play drums.
Yeah, he used to play drums and fire kid, which is another fucking popular band from
Nashville.
He's a lawyer now.
That's how you ever need help from where?
Got a call, it's a clip, and you know what I mean?

(43:19):
Yeah.
You got the clap close.
I'm like, it's getting close.
And I know it's getting close.
And I'm like, we're jamming, but I'm talking to the mic.
Talk it's getting real.
I mean, we're fucked up.
Everyone just do the vibes in that room.
We're fucking crazy.
Yeah.
The people smoking DMT out of the pen.
I'm fucking blown it in real fast.
I was on like half a fucking beam.
Yeah.
I'm like, we're sucking gancet down there.

(43:41):
Like, we're like, the vibes are fucking crazy.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get time to learn all white dude.
I'm wearing a cab and it's how you know when I'm wearing a cab.
Yeah.
That's all.
It's how I'm doing.
You're in the best parts of months.
It's pretty like 30 minutes shits man.
You know what I mean?
We're gone.
Three sheets to the fucking wind, but whatever he's going on, we're tornado out.

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We're fucking with it.
We're hitting flat dogs, baby.
We're fucking going down.
The fucking we are deep in the chillies.
Deep in the chillies.
That would've made me do.
We are.
in the bag.
I don't know if you know this.
We are below an hour and no.
I'm getting my 108 in here like I'm getting fucking packed.

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I'm fingering.
Yeah, I'm fucking cut my toenails.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I got the most nostrils plop.
I'm fucking tripping with him.
I'm fucking fucking fucking half way down.
Yeah, and I walk eyes with Josh too.

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And he's got a fucking countdown on itself.
He's got like, it's like 10.
It's like 58.
No, it's like God blesses the long time.
I'm like in his direction.
And so yeah, so we're jamming, but I'm looking at the countdown on Josh.
He's like, you been in Josh's dreamer.
So he's like, you better than Eagle.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, fuck.
So then I start talking.
I'm like, all right, Joel, we got two chains.

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And it's like the end of school rock.
Yeah.
We're Jack Black's playing the fucking battle of bands.
And he's like, oh, have a hell of a time.
You know what I'm preaching?
I'm a preacher.
I'm like, I came down from him.
And I'm saying the long.
You know what I mean?
I'm like evangelist.
Yeah, I'm fucking.
I am.
I am.

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Which is stopping when?
I'm a fool.
We chopped up, doing that.
And I can never look out.
And everyone's banging.
There's an order to be proud.
It's Mormon, frenzy.
And that is polygamy to the 9's.

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And I'm like, I'm like, we got a choice.
Y'all.
I'm like, we can fucking get low.
And slow.
We can fucking rage into the new year.
What do you want to do?
And everyone's like.
and fucking, by this time it's 10 seconds left on the clock.
And the part in this new song, it's like,

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to donate, gain it, gain it, gain it,
and when it builds up, right?
And I think Tom, as the drummer, is with, like, locked in with me.
And there's a, we had to skip one beat to hit the fucking rage part
exactly at midnight. And like, I'm watching, and I'm like,
oh, I think it's, and I'm building it up, you know? I'm like,

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I think it's back to come, I think.
And like, I'm a let's go.
And Josh, it was like, we missed about like one second.
So I think it's okay. But like, so we bust into it.
Everyone thinks that's right with me.
Yeah, yeah.
So like the place, you don't have a drop.
Soon it is a wave of people from the fucking front,
all the way back, do 200, just a wave.

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And it is like party central.
But I'm looking at Josh, because only him and I know,
then we missed it by like a second or two.
And he's like, I was like, and I think I said in the mic, I was like,
close enough and Josh was like, man,
I was like, oh, he's fast.
I was like, I bought Josh keep all the way.
He didn't see the, and I bought him.
He was a gentleman.
Journal play man.

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Fucking late to the new year, but there's no rush, man.
That's the perfect fucking way to start the whole thing.
It was that it was great.
That's why you did it.
And we kept playing, we played on court, man.
Like, it was fucking killing me.
That's awesome.
I'm a congratulations to you, though.
I wish I was there, but that sounds a killer time.
I love the fact that you were just locked in.
It sounded like it was really wet.

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You got so soft in wet.
You got moisture just broke.
Just, my dude, my outfit is still in the backpack.
And my back in my card.
And it like spills.
Well, I opened it today.
And I was like, what is this?
And I touched it dude, you want to touch it?
After the show, you feel like, I was small.
I don't want to fart on.
You might start tripping it, man.
It might be the most expensive.
No, it's the.

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Now, that's not a board dude.
That's not a bad trip, man.
But that's killer.
It was a big dude.
That's one way to kick in the new year.
I was like, why can't I do this every night for the rest of my life?
Like, they're just like on tour.
Like, I'm fucking, it's a possibility.
And it was a part, do we are partiers, man?
I know I seen you, man.
That's all.
Yeah, I was Jesus.

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I'm never joking.
I made me believe again.
Dude, I know.
I swear to God, my boy was looking up to the side.
He was like, they're into the sun and one dude.
He got better eyesight.
I've never seen that guy fucking look so fucking majestic.
Talker than next day was like, those pics of Gip.
You can't.
I know, I guess what I'm saying, I was like, dude,

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is fucking Gip like an angel.
I think he's like, he's like, he's a fucking angel.
Gip him all the way.
And he's like, the white dad had on.
I was like, yeah, I'm on board.
He's a fucking angel.
I'm just looking at his cereal.
Gip, dude.
I know I think you'll get a cereal crisp.
Yeah, crisp.
Yeah, crisp.

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So crisp.
Say, oh, dude.
I knew it, man.
I knew it.
Dude, crisp is quite.
He's a Christ.
Like, Christ.
Yeah, Christ.
I mean, you have to spell Christ.
Or is it the Christ offered to you?
Oh, shh.
Anyways, he looked great.
The pictures were like, I keep saying the astonishing.

(49:21):
He was money word.
I was David LeBaudi.
I think that's a picture that you're wearing.
Oh, dude.
He's like, he's great.
He's the best time for me.
He literally caught a fucking angel.
And his name is Chris Frikett.
Boom.
Yeah, good.
I love him, man.
I love it, dude.
I was like, if anything, dude, that's like, that dude is just like a golden boy.

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He's a big boy.
He's a big boy.
Stay golden, Gip.
That boy's never done wrong.
He's a good boy.
He's just the greatest.
I've never seen anything like this.
There's a picture of Tom that I've imposed on you.
And it's the best picture of Tom I've ever seen.
And I said that to David.
He was like, I uploaded more shit and he was like, I sent that picture to David.
I was like, this is the best picture of Tom I've ever seen.

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He was like, yeah, I was trying to like get like just like a normal shot of Tom.
I was like, yeah, I don't think that's his boss.
He's always mad.
He's always doing that.
But no, this one, he's like smiling.
That's the first picture of Tom smiling playing music.
And I sent it to the boys and I was like, Tom, this is the greatest picture you ever
taken.
It was just like that is a picture of a boy having the most absolute blast of his entire life.

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What was it like?
There you go.
You know what?
Life is tight.
Life is tight.
You can't save the other way now.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
Real quick.
Yeah.
Before jam.
Fucking this plays rules.
Quick disclaimer.
This podcast was filmed on January 6th, 2023, a couple days prior to all the allegations

(50:49):
coming out against Indu-Calahin and Champhag News.
We're just talking about a movie as like right after we watched it prior to everything
on the internet that has come out against Indu-Calahin and Champhag.
Tim Heidecker has released a statement already.
Indu-Calahin has released a statement already and all of the women affected have released

(51:15):
the statements as well.
This conversation happened prior to that.
If you feel like looking into that, do so on your own time.
Thank you very much.
Keep it heavy.
Shout out to the riff.
Oh man.
I was blown away.
When you like I heard about it in like the you know the ether of the internet and everything

(51:35):
like and I didn't pay much in mind to it.
I'm like okay yeah.
And then you were mentioning it and I was like, all right yeah.
You said something to watch it and then I was like all right you're like the first
like solid person that said something to watch it.
I was like all right.
And it blew my mind.
It was fucking tough.
It was it was really well done.
Excellent execution like do like all the like the the entire way was shot you know

(51:57):
editing all that shit like and just like catching the rawness that is what America
is now still is and I feel like forever will be this being recorded on the internet.
Yeah that's true.
What's just crazy and you just you see what the like you know you see all these

(52:17):
memes like on the internet and you see it and you're just like it's pitchers or just like
a little clip but there's like there's like there's there's there's a real fucking people
and like that's a like it's a real thing and like I was like dude I just thought people
like where it's the internet like but people like legitimately where I mean are still
are like fully vested in like all these crazy fucking ways and it just got worse.

(52:42):
And it's fucking behind it just like drew everything to a light and it kind of like
it kind of put everything in perspective like in one spot and you were just like what the
fuck did we do dude and his old point it was both fucking sides.
Right he's very guilty both and it was like it's gone so journal and it's fucking
what a hundred tops of them you just go in and report on what you see and you don't

(53:05):
fucking like anger anyone you just like if he's our call on Alex Jones for crazy shit
Alex Jones wouldn't have fucking trusted him to be like dude yeah I'm a fucking
grifter like I fucking scamed everybody.
Yeah it's just said that and if he didn't do it to like fucking like the black block then
they'd be like you don't what I mean you just have to go in and just put a microphone
from someone's face say nothing and just like let him fucking get him go and he's been

(53:30):
doing that since the all gas no break they yeah I mean fuck all gas no breaks they stole
that shit from I don't know if you any it though it that's for yeah so he's signed
some shitty like 360 deal like some shitty record deal basically that's why he started
channel five news because all gas no breaks stole the name from him basically yeah they

(53:51):
took oh they took every and they try to do it with like you'll see I see I see it
trying to like that like festivalist yeah like all that shit that's stolen from
Andrew Cowell yeah because it always is like right me from then and I write this
person I've seen it all so he does channel five which is always fucking tight but
like he said in this place rules which was produced by Tim and Eric

(54:13):
yeah tremendous fuck yeah I don't know so when I was watching I was like dude this
place does rule because it feels there's a comic book graphic novel called Trans
Metropolitan and it's about like this fucking guy and some super far off
future and there's just like all these different factions that's basically what it is

(54:35):
they're like you know it's not fucking Democrats Republican it's proud boys and
fucking in teeth or like the fucking the guy who's like where are the four
skits dude yeah yeah yeah that's what I'm saying like the real star of the show
was the dude that was NBC the little Jewish man that was like fucking like in the
middle of the shit and he was still holding true to what he's been chilling

(54:59):
saying he's like we need our four skins and he was like just dead set and he
kept spitting facts and mind you the entire United States is erupting behind him
and like there's people fighting and cussing and you know things the most
violence that I was like pepper sprayed in this guy's like nomin like fuck

(55:20):
both sides he's like the kids they need their four skin it feels better to
women like it's like and he just and he wouldn't shut up about it and I was like
you know what fuck yeah dude like and that was the whole fuck he was like I don't
care who wins he's probably even know what year did he's like I have deep
did you cut the dick off to the night that Biden got arrested elected and

(55:42):
he's in like Brooklyn and it dude's like bring back right the black
dude's like chana duration yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah if you were just running something was like fuck John win and yeah
yeah that's the that's the thing there it's like it's just this place rule
yeah like it's crazy there's just fucking it's pure anarcho
yeah it's just fucking there's no more rule like you we have to hope that

(56:05):
just like people's idea of what a society is well just like keep us keep
the fabrics of it together yeah because I think like you if you get people
comfortable enough they won't like fuck and burn down that because like
right burn and shit is like it was on such a small level but it was like
if all of us were just like you know what fuck this yeah just all the

(56:27):
started doing it it would be crazy dude
uh that's great I need to watch that move again I know I watched it twice
within the last week and it's great and like I said it's so well done like
all the fucking shit the messages that he talks and like and then I love how he
like cuts into himself like explaining like how he feels or what he really

(56:49):
actually see a documentary perfect I love it I was like it's they got
some crazy footage of that and I'm just like damn dude like and it's so
bizarre and like I didn't forget about it but like I didn't like I just
wasn't it my radar again I like I kind of was like you know it's just like
part of history it's like oh yeah I would live through that whatever you
know we'll talk about it when it comes around again but seeing that documentary

(57:12):
and they dropped it like right before this which is tight and I mean it
works and it's perfect because you gotta keep it in like the zeitgeist you
gotta keep it in be like this happened yeah and it's because of all of this
yeah don't forget like Americans died and are still dying based off of that
like I was in kill themselves because of that day yeah like that's I love that

(57:34):
quote where someone like they showed the difference between the two sides of
the media where like the fucking like Fox News and Chitter still like
like that that was all in the that didn't happen yeah and then the left is like
this is the second nine eleven which is also hyperbolic you know like
everyone chill it's just like you you guys cost this yeah like we see an end Fox

(58:00):
to do yeah MSNBC fucking Owen in you guys caused this right
yeah yeah but like both that like the media fucking like exacerbated
yeah oh yeah they they lit the fucking fuel they had a fucking pile of
hay and fireworks with the views and split off to both sides and they both were like

(58:26):
we can sell cars we can sell pharmaceuticals
and we will sit up in our fucking mansions and watch the whole world burn yeah
and I'll watch it on CNN it's crazy dude I don't know if you saw that video
that MPR not like Michelin I'm not saying that's how she says it's so hard to say but

(58:53):
I don't care man like it's so relaxed me no some fucking old
much I know it's not so he was like interviewed by MPR in front of like a live
audience and your guy I was and the lady started giving him shit she was like
you know how do you think the families of the handy handy hook shooters were

(59:18):
the feel that you platformed Alex Jones and it's like looks at the crowd and
has a mic and he's like wait is this fucking for real and like the whole crowd starts
laughing she's like well no I have to add and he was like well I mean did you even watch
the movie first like I don't need to explain the dude's like doing
fucking like lifting weights getting jamison poured in his mouth

(59:39):
that was so focused I was like dude like him filming this like just being like
the only way you can do that is to fucking not be like Alex Jones why are you such a
fucking piece of shit right what I mean you have to give him some leash
like give him a fucking there and just be like hey what's that dude yeah I have no
a gym he was talking about the spider goats

(01:00:01):
yeah dude what the fuck is it all that shit real
oh that shit's for him like well and then like and then the movie follows it up with oh
he just sells fucking slot buckets
whervers fucking what's his name yeah fucking jim baker jim baker
he's just another jim baker song dude it's all this
name song but this and he Andrew looks at this interviewer and apparently the

(01:00:25):
rest of the interview goes well but like they try to set him up for a second
and he was like what the fuck you talking about yeah it's like I'm not platforming
anybody it just made a movie dude like and like if you don't clearly see that I
obviously was trying to make fun of this person
expose them for the fucking wild shit he just let him talk and that's the best way to do it

(01:00:46):
and I'd seen it at the same thing too they entered they were like this plays
rule of the and Andrew's like yeah I just wanted to make a movie about how
fucking both sides uh like kind of contributed to the
insurrection and then Andrew's like well we're not fake news and
Andrew's like I didn't say that dude when you talk about it dude so
people have they have a script because they have to sell cars and

(01:01:08):
pharmaceuticals and if like you have so glad yeah coge
dude that's another story all right let's take a jam all right
dude I need some beer I need to but I just spilled all over my shit
this is built on your amplifier let's back there all right
Aliyadi taking from watching yeah happy new year

(01:01:31):
every new year 2020 during this since 2020 really yeah remember
damn yeah you're right we don't we started this place rules yeah
check it out recommend it's just like saying this place
yeah I mean it's a great same to it does and I'll let's go out and
what a guy dude all right well love you guys thank you so much for watching

(01:01:54):
you see there ring up the toilet in the bathroom yeah I feel like that's one of those
like and so me these questions dude I put it all in I took it off because it's an eye

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it's just an eye toilet I'm gonna take it
yeah go

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It is my wish to hear this story
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Voil samples
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I feel like I'm fucking deep in your life
I feel like I'm fucking deep in your life

(01:11:20):
Now fucking you
I'm a ghost
When we go as deep as this
Yes
Yes, there's a baby's watch in space
It's been a dream
It's been a dream

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I'm so sorry to remind you
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To be tv

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Do you love your answer for the toilet?
Do you love your answer for me?

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Do you love your answer for the toilet?
Do you love your answer for me?

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Do you love your answer for me?
Do you love your answer for me?

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I'm sorry, dude.
You like that new kit?
It's so good.
I love the way it sounds over here.
You know what's crazy?
I didn't realize how to shape I really was.