Welcome To The Oyster Party- Episode 57

Join us in the latest episode where Tuck shucks a ton of oysters before the cast, setting the scene for a horned-up discussion. We unravel the intriguing theories surrounding the scripted nature of the NFL and celebrate Justin’s 36th birthday with plenty of surprises and poops.

Experience the cosmic jams of BISCH, hailed as the greatest band in the stratosphere, as they grace our podcast with their mind-bending tunes. Explore the curious realm of sports betting on oysters and uncover high-stakes deals and strategies behind this unconventional market. Plus, don’t miss our thought-provoking discussion on how spelling bees might be shaping the youth of America.

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Episode Transcript

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No, another move!
GMM and iOS
GMMA
I'm not good at

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Oh done!!!
300 times a week.
He's like, yeah, I only listen to it because I had to learn it.
Uh, then but he's like suicide boys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Dude.
Channel that.
That's the kind of energy I'm talking about.
They just fucking ass-cored.

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Yeah.
The new.
You guys, well, you should probably just call Ted Nuget.
Does he have a hotline?

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Yeah, can we get him on the cast?
Oh, like, shouts the new.
The new, baby.
The motor city madman.
Yeah.
Are you, are you addicted to having the ceiling lights on?
Cameras are.
Okay.
All right.
Cameras sensors.

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Jesus.
It's a bear.
What a Cameras sensors.
What a world.
In a $70 eBay cameras need lights.
My friend.
He got spell.
Negas.
Welcome to heavy ramps.
WXYZ the riffs.

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Are we talking?
Are we rolling?
Yeah, I've heard.
Oh, welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
After using 20-year-old technology to format a fucking SD card.
We're back.
Back, baby.
These are the bumps that are back in the saddle, baby.

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We're back.
We're here.
We've been here.
We've been.
We've been.
We've been in the earth.
Three hours.
Yeah, I've been shocking.
Single-handedly.
Did it was a tremendous surprise.
We're all the clip.
Happy birthday, bud.
Thank you, guys.
Seriously.
That was so sweet.
I was like, dude, never.
I've never, no one's ever really shocked and always should form me.
Like, you know what I mean?

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And it's in like boys.
I feel like, I feel like only ever people have shocked people.
I never like shocked people.
I never knew the person's shocking it.
You know what I mean?
I never felt like I wasn't, certainly, no one's like.
Like, in any of the show-down form.
I don't think so, man.
Yeah, you look like a peanut butter stato.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it seems.
Yeah, it feels like the first boy that shocked an oyster shocked me.
You broke this and sund新.
It's a swivel you are shocked.
I, like you sit.
Chocolate shocked,TIN chuck.

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Chocolate shocked.
Talking shocked.
That was sick.
Barka shock, tuck a shock, tuck a shock.
Take your shit in and start the thick adi you did.
It was sick, dude.
It was tremendous meal.
Umm, the cocktail sauce.
Tucker made a homemade cocktail sauce that I will go on record and for ever say the best
cocktail sauce. It's the classic cocktail sauce right. Yeah, but you know it's a simple fish. It's a simple fish.

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I again elegance in simplicity right. That's where it's all at man. It's you you you nailed the balance
You know what I mean? It was perfect because well when I make cocktail sauces I'm a I like a little more
horse-wrainer shit in my boy. I got like a have a little kick and I'll be on tasting it as I go
You got a lot of kusty my boy. Oh, dude. You're a cute stick. There's a certain chicken. I'm a cute stick

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Wawed
As Mike Tyson would say about those guitars made a what a Keith. What did that a koot thick?
Yeah, no, it's a brilliant. It was brilliant. It was laying on the internet for all
Tism. Yeah, what are you? What are your kusty? My dad used to call me a chef to the internet. Did

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You're a tasty artistic or something. I was like now you really treat me
I would be need no issues in the space I'm hoping not yeah, not refrigerator
Let's hope for the best. It's hope no boy that comes in here's allergic to shellfish
I mean if they are you should have been dead already dog. Yeah, welcome to Maryland
We each have a selection of the

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This is how take hot take here. Right to go to allergies like shut the fuck up. They shut just shut up. Yeah
Lie down and die say I'm not going that far, but shut the fuck I am fucking lose
Check out
I'm allergic to nine meanwhile you and I

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Fucking peanuts just be now so everything
I've eaten peanut butter with e before but I've eaten everything dude
If I was allergic to something like obviously I'm not allergic to food
I am gaining weight like there's no tomorrow
Like it's going out of stethi
The alarming so it's a lot
Yeah, it's awesome too at the same time because I just like got bigger clothes dude. It's sick

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That's tremendous. I mean your tremendous. Is your wife into like the what's the fetish where you like feed people?
Oh
It will be chasers no no no no no no no there's like a term
It's for like it's like a feeder where you just let me it's called glad me
It's a fetish well there was like a whole George can stand's a thing on it
But that was like him like hitting sandwiches next to the bed during sex. Well, that was how he was like

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I got best both
I don't think Justin's ever seen an episode
Really, no, okay. I grew up watching with my parents did my parents did my parents
My parents my parents my rental units
They watched it all the time. I watched a lot of friends. I watched a fuck kind of wheel and grace

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Obviously, I'm close. Grace got like tossed in there like again
So good
Great
It was great. It was great
It's for the time it was great, but if you if you're that I don't I think I'm not a reboot boy like as I feel the same way about the trailer park boys
Like season seven it's easy to stop there. They should have stopped and then after the swing

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So that was it. That was it. Oh, it's called feedism. Oh
I don't have that couldn't come up with anything better than that
It's what I think it was like if it is then I'm doing it to myself like it's just me hanging out by the refrigerator
It couldn't even feed a lot of the asm
Let me well the hell let me read this yeah feedism is a sexual cake that involves the sexual interest in feeding someone or being fed

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Feeters are people who claim to become sexually aroused by feeding their partners and encouraging them to gain weight
The person who is fed is called a feed e or a game you're the gainer
Hey, the gainer if I do a gainer, I was gonna be a lot of pull-off hold on some people prefer the term fetism over
feederism because it suggests a more equal

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Relations we don't want hard on it go home
For feedism yeah feed them nerd
Fucking sandwich just eat the sandwich don't let her for just having joy each sandwich is on the rag dude

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Dude, I'm not I'm not opposed to having a fridge in the bedroom man
Look at when we're sandwiches invented like when did they become a thing 19 22 dude was it?
Do you think whenever the bread was sliced is it tied to the Earl of sandwich?
I was gonna say it's got to be the Earl sandwich. Yeah, it's got to be imagine
See imagine being the Earl of sandwich like you're an Earl of sandwich. Yeah, dude. What's an Earl?

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Earl is like it's like a Duke kind of thing. It's like a Duke a Gloucester. Yeah, baby. It's like that kind of shit
It's already filled out for me people ask the internet all the time 1762 dude 1762
Earl of sandwich John Mantis. It's a four Earl of sandwich is
You're right with fucking shit between bread

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1762 John Montague the fourth Earl of sandwich which is trademark or registered
That's I think that's an important detail. You see the
Oh, and then did the meal or the change dining forever as a story goes he was playing cards and did not want to leave the game in table of eat
He asked for serving of roast beef to be placed between two slices of bread

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So we could eat with this and just like it was an off the table
Draw off on the cuff fully off the cuff like you know what what do you sounds good?
A couple slices of beef and he always we got bread put it between two of those put it between two of them
I know like he didn't he just wasn't even thinking about it
He's like I just eat something I can hold my hands dry. I'm the mince. Well, that's what I was talking
I wear at Sam's club. We were at the club. He not dogs earlier. Yeah, it was tremendous

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Hey, how many did you get one each?
We're not talk about from all that stuff. Yeah, you guys are gamers like me
I mean give me some time. I had a double-mix chicken. I like it
Yeah, you gotta be careful. I told you I know I know that and that's why I got it
Did you get one slice or two slices of cheese on that? Oh, that's a good question

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I just asked I said can I have a double-mix chicken with cheese?
And she would got so confused. Oh, dude order on the app dude. I I'm if anything has an app
I don't talk to people anymore. Dude. So that's what kind of piss me off. So is the the Mac chicken is
I think really the Mac chicken is like four bucks and how it's four something on the fucking app

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It's embarrassing for a country. I got a
Mac chicken and two Mac doubles and it was $12. That's not a thing. I was fucking repaint the ceiling. All right
Yeah, right and needs a new coat
But then so it's like you'd go into this thing you go into the app and it's like four dollars for the chicken sandwich itself
But to add an extra chicken patty. It's like a dollar 20. All right, so you're telling me that that let us

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May run thread cost three fucking dollars
No, you're right. Did you're right? It's an insult to my intelligence. According to the powers that be Ronald McDonald Mac Donald
I want to go to the Mac
I might trust on a way. There was a golden archers. Is it M.A.C or M.C
McDonald's you might be surprised, but

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I think the guy was a fudging. They're not embarrassed to make stood yeah, he was an Irishman. Did I?
Irishman. I mean
Or he was Scottish well, what's so we were eating these hot dogs and I was talking about sandwiches
I don't shit and oh, there's a whole segue on this and
There's there's this trend on the internet. I'm sure you've seen and

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Justin, which is where people make you know the chop cheese the classic chop cheese
So there's like a chop to talent
Yeah, you slap all the like everything it's in the
Chopper it all it's just chop sobs not the chop to talent. It's a chop sob. Oh, it's called the chop sob
It's any any sub you just take the meat. Yeah, but I see the Italian

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Is that all the coutrements like Mike's way so chop to so what I and set a slap
Which is Mike's all the ingredients on the table were all?
I'm saying just making a Italian sub chop that with the bread and all with the make a full boy
Chop that up in the bread and the bread and the bread and that's a double chop

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That's the bread and that's a sub-session
Sub-session you're susceptible to sub-subsession. I think this is such a sub-session
Got taking run with you guys you can have it. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
I'm suggesting if you have the sub-session. Dude. That's not a bad bit if I get caught making that in my
Kage in my professional chef chef

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Yeah, it's gonna just leave
Take some taking a Rudy and she's gone
Yeah, then I'm left with my fucking you can make it up
Double all right we can make it in my house. Sub-squared
It's a simple and tundra dude. It's double subs double and sun-double Toyota tundra. It's great. I would love it
I think it would be it would fall flat because it would just feel like a lot of extra bread for never that's what I'm saying

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I feel like having the bread in there's gonna
I don't know if you make it soggy as fuck like you just load it up with oil
Mike's way
Just like it's like you're wasting space in the new bread on old bread
I'm not gonna try it. It's kind of racist. I mean
You might want to rethink that one. Yeah, we could try it. We'll try tomorrow. We can I mean we'll report back. We should try it

(44:45):
Dude, it's the birthday cat
Oh
Oh, no, we go you and I go we're gonna we're gonna sing him of song and
Every like
When it feels awkward to say it just go it was last month
So you and I are gonna go
Dip dip dip dip it your birthday

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Birthday
No, you don't say
Fucking blues you go. It was an aspirant. Oh, oh, yeah, I guess it was awkward that fast I got awkward I

(45:39):
Love these and ask you behind it. But the city driver is like now I can't come in
It was last week and last couple of Sundays again. This was last year's news did God damn it
Dude, it's a old you could have told us you could have told me that before she shocked all his guy
Old Tim and Eric fucking bit and it's it's great
We are not gonna do it. They're singing a John's you

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He just keeps it it was last
We haven't something was
So 36 big 360 you four foot 40 I'm four from 40. I'm like a 14 from 50
Dude, that's crazy
That's actually awesome. That's the more depressing stack. Yeah, I'm jumping
I repaint the ceiling, but so the thing is is yes, it is it will be my 36 birthday on Sunday

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February 18th the day day. Dale died. I killed Dale or hard on my 13th birthday
It was really embarrassing. I have some I'm scared for myself. I have some really old alcohol
Ponce's probably have been in the space here
You know what they don't feel too. I tell you what they're dry, but they're not waiting this room. I love it
They're probably bloated I would just put this in my mouth because I have quit it in your South map, but it's a cigar

(46:55):
You can smoke us a good man. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I respect the hours. I'm gonna smoke the join a little bit
But I'm gonna hold this just chew on it. Yeah, just for the flavor because I respect I do love you guys
Thank you for this dude. I'm excited dude 360 so start 30 seconds. I was so old. I'll cook both
Well, here's the thing here's what I'm thinking tomorrow. I'm only listening to 36 mafia

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36 yes, more so I'm gonna have a three six mafia party
It's gonna be me dressed in a cheetah print jumpsuit. Are you wearing a leisure wear to the
This should you should bring that fucking you should bring the you should bring the fucking throne with you everywhere
Match dude. I have I don't know if you saw talk, but I bought a jumps or a tracksuit

(47:40):
That's all cheetah print. Oh no, I didn't see a picture of that all the time. I'm gonna wear every day
You send us like three pictures of it. We're like, yeah, dude. It's a cool thing
I bought on the internet is tight and it was is actually on Amazon
I'm sick. I gotta remember like not to really inhale these fucking bastards. Oh, I suck of deep. Wow. I pet you do horse

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Actually, though the not the feelings of guards is the gayest thing you can do when you smoke
Is that the gayest thing you can do all smoking is the guy I? I believe so not the gayest thing you can do is smoke
Tobacco I'm smoking we with it check it out. So I'm
I'm putting the same shirt. I quit smoking saves. I'm trying to like I'm still I'm still new man

(48:25):
It's only been like over little boy
Just the only guy that I know that can like cold turkey quit if I if I hit this I will I will go by pack
I'll go by pack of lucky. Yeah, so the move here is like this is tremendous because I just got a little conniac
I'm bad you can look it
Hit the joint right and if a joint just tasted like go down it was like it was like putting Tucker's fry sauce on something

(48:50):
It was tremendous dude
You're really you're really and
Fatuated that price. We had a great night with boys. We had a little
Promptue a little appreciation night for the boys. It was great. We listen to bitch
Listen a lot of bitch. We listen to a lot of pearl jam and Alice and change as you should when you're hanging with the boys

(49:10):
Sucking down my name is
Sucking down Gany sucking down gasoline. We're having gasoline out of a bag
Honey, it was pretty good. It was tight. We were sniffing glue
Living glue
We don't the boys need to bring back sniffing glue
Dude, you know we got glue right here. You want to do it? We got some fucking girl super glue right here

(49:37):
You need model glue dude. Yeah, no, you need like the few you need to know that purple shit you put on the PVC fight
Yeah, you need like the two stage. That's just smelling the compound glue. So I use to get in a lot of trouble middle school because I used to have
Markers dude. I
Talk about this before wait. I'm in that elementary school

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Delicious
It's good. It's a
I don't be a high-modi honest right now song real facts. I literally got caught red like note black nose
Because I was black face. Oh, I was sniffing like a permanent marker and like a lot and I didn't realize that I had

(50:21):
Like touched the nose with it and it was just like covered in marker
Dude and I was in seventh grade. I'll never get this man. It was in like a was it a US government or social studies
Whatever was and just fucking learning about like fraudulent, you know history and
Literally like not given a fuck and the teacher came over and and we were like I was talking to somebody next to me

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She's like she's like lecturing. She's like just a new goddess not talking and I was like I don't care
And she's like what's all over your nose and
Fucking black marker because I'll just often marker
I learned that from just like you just decide it to start doing it or

(51:06):
I was like it smells cool to me man like same thing when I was a kid
I love the smell of gas
Love you all I'm getting fucking ripped. Yeah, you're like you like the way you know
Dude, I love
The smell of the fucking
I have someone spilled some there and I'm like dude. It's a little weird. It's a good day

(51:27):
It smells dangerous dude. It smells fun
Processed fucking dinosaur juice. Yeah, it's like a time trial. It's well-aged
It's my favorite alcohol beverages or gasoline
That's good. Oh, I thought you're gonna I thought you're an ordin shit from like Vietnam or that makes him gas

(51:50):
Well, there's a shit called Teren Gino and it was made from like for menid orange pills
Is that where they get orange genome from? I'm not sure. I learned this the other day apparently
You cannot get orangeina in the United States anymore
Damn, I like that bubbly
I know fucking orange
I know he's big I didn't believe it and then I like I was like you got to be able to get it on Amazon at least

(52:11):
I go on it's like this product is not available in your region
It's fucking bogus man. I was pissed you
You can order it off of the internet still unless they put it on a bar
Oh, yeah, it's like dude. They're fucking tracking that shit. It's like fucking cocaine now man
Well, they blocked Fox news in the UK so

(52:32):
Absolutely, but the United States would be like well
We're gonna double down a block orange genin Fox news killed my father. Yeah, dude. That's crazy
Fox Fox news dads are along for the world
It's true. I know from experience
Oh, damn when you're when you're sitting down

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Staring at a TV and getting mad a lot. I don't think that's like this very
I want to stop watching football dude. I was like it just takes me mad all the time like I'm I'm
I'm a skin's fan yeah, I was born in DC like yeah, he's in this shit like and it's just I'm
Trapped around no one here's like oh
I'm just trapped it out. I'm just depressed all the fucking time

(53:17):
You've never known what it was like to be a winner man
I'm a cap span too, so I got that champion champion champion champion champion back in the game
But Justin you went to the playoff game the Ravens playoff game for the yeah
Have you ever spent a thousand dollars for no reason and you got really disappointing. I really don't can then cried no
Did you cry not in cry that every other week at least I wall-up

(53:42):
You walked I wall-up. I don't think that word means what you think it means
I don't know what words mean
You wailed I wall it. I had a wallet on dude. I cried no, I didn't cry. I got pissed off
You ball I was salty a shit. I was a conspiracy boy that day still. I'm not gonna get into it
It into it. I hate

(54:03):
The NFL's right
It was it was it has been what is that boo-hoo? It's called dude. No, it's not the face of party trophy
It's the Vince McMahon trophy dude. This shit is staged on a fucking epic scale
That's a crazy good spares
No, it's not you've seen it everyone knows the bed

(54:26):
They're not a scorched or they're an entertainment industry so they for sure
Yeah, that's the thing there's no
Then why do you cry? What do you know the answer why you shoot? Do you see any tears?
Yeah, you guys are like fucking wrestling chains. You're watching
I never watched it as a kid. Oh

(54:47):
No, I'll tell you when I saw live once again. This is tight. Like I know it's fake. Well, yeah
I don't cry if I know that it's a movie. Well, that's a thing like they hit it so well for so long and I feel like it's really like since the 90s
It's become like it's that's when it became scripted because they realized like shit
We can make a lot more money if we push the right things into the right place. I can spy into that then

(55:11):
I didn't think of it from that angle, but yes sure fucking yeah
Then why is it? I was not a super bowl watch whatever party something whatever and this guy like older had to
He was like yeah, like you know back in the day all the super bowls the half time shows
It was like for the people or whatever something like that
But it was just like debunk to random ask kids saying a bunch of songs and some marching bands whatever and I think it was fox ran

(55:39):
Like some
Thing at a half time because they knew they couldn't compete with the Super Bowl and they brought in like some musical
Some huge one or whatever and it stripped every viewer away from whatever network NBC CBS what it was hiring the Super Bowl
So they got all those ratings and then people switched back so after that the NFL was like you know what?
Let's get Michael Jackson and then it just went from there like we gotta keep all the eyes on this fucking channel the whole

(56:05):
Up until this Super Bowl that was the most watched telecast of all time
This Super Bowl surpassed the Michael Jackson one. Yeah, I believe it did the Michael Jackson had like
118 million views and
This one had 123 and that's amazing that it took that fucking long
But also it was broadcasted on multiple channels did you watch any of the Nickelodeon broadcast?

(56:26):
Oh, yeah, it was tight. It had like the whole underwater effect on the whole thing
It was like they kept calling Travis Kelsey Taylor Swiss boyfriend on the TV
It's like it's like biography good at football
Yeah, yeah, that's a great bit Patrick and SpongeBob and it was the worst augmented VR
Like that I guess it's what Nickelodeon could afford but it looked like shit like it was

(56:51):
And they had layer the lobster just running on the field
The whole game but it was like playing video games back in the day when you'd hit like invisible walls and just you stuck
We put it on for like a couple seconds at this party. I was at and just a geek out and then after like 10 minutes
We should probably switch it back to the other one because this is
We're a bunch of 30

(57:12):
It was the same thing where I was but
Speaking of half time shows like that was a good one man. Yeah, do you know least keys were it?
They bought out a leishy keys to that some people
That's all makes me
Dude, I fucking lost it. I was like all right this way. Oh, sure fucking rid dude. It wasn't better than Prince though
Yeah, I know I know I know I know a lot of snakes in an apple's palm. There's a ton of them

(57:42):
Snake in the grass old snake in the grass better than the snake in your ass. I've been doing the bitch
To like boys that whatever I'd be I've been giving the
Go to the fucking dad. Oh, just like given them the old like oh, psych
It's like
Backpork it's a joke when you know

(58:06):
Like oh
Powered
The pineapple here's doing it anymore
No one for a handbag for the handbag
Dude I know but no one no one that's gonna that's gonna apply to is gonna see this
We find you welcome all the new listeners. Sorry. We're cutting you off. Oh, I'm gonna keep cutting you off because we

(58:29):
Yeah, you talk too much on the last cast
It's birthday take break
You just you just you just you happened to you just yeah, I forgot it
I see that's a profit. Yeah, I can't tell right they managed to be nice
We were talking about that like fake-dabs good. I was saying do the pin pull back instead of going back for it
Kiss the cheek of the person that is the only in a subtle kiss just just a

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Like the old like what are they doing Europe they kissed double cheeks you kiss one cheek a subtle kiss
Just a subtle kiss this man woman child
It's nice dog. That's a great move. It's subtle kiss just and then and then that only really favorite people
Don't kiss rain those on the cheek. I've been saying that for a while dude. I learned that's not a good look. You're gonna get smack in the fuck of forehead
Dude, you're a big boy like you can do whatever you want. I know, but I would never I you know

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I'm a lover. I'm a love. I'm a love. This happened to me one time. I got my dick don't work
I walked in this room. It is a day to stop I walked into tsunami
Locobar local watering all a simple fish subtle kiss and from behind it looked like my one of my good boys from New Orleans was in town

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No, it was a spitting image of him from the back. Do you have seen a lot of
Yeah, okay, and I went up and instead of being like it was out dude. I'd to make sure
I just I guess we had been out for a while probably sipping and I just went up and just like like grabbed him
In the way so then like came in and kissed on the cheek. I was like

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Sanctuary tranchileterrentino quintanzo
You kissed a random sam do I
Got so pissed dude, I thought I was gonna turn out a tongue fuck to you dude. Oh, no, then that's what I was going in expect
Was a spitting image of my boy and I'm kissing this man who I don't know

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Was like he was like no we're going outside with him and fish about it
Really, and I was like no it's not that big deal
I was like it's not that big reveal dude. I thought you were my boy like and he was like I don't care and I was like
Well, then you're just a fucking wait was this today? You should know this Tom's punch talk brown box
Tongue punch is fart box. Hey, give me your ass. Oh

(01:00:58):
Lips man
Any fight to any fight to drop your pants just drop your pants get all aggro. Yeah
Hey, don't hit me. Oh, I'm crazy
What's that a kick your ass for that James Brown song the payback. I don't know karate, but I know crazy

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I love that for
You take any whatever call jibby
Jim I bet once any probably killed a bad dude James
Jamothy Jimmy me I've always hard at the end of my name dude

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Oh man
Yeah
We're going off on a tangent, but you know what I love about that. It's fucking sweet dude
I love it. It's your birthday like we're all just boys
Old man. I'm just getting older than a lot of people
I mean, I'm winning dude. Dude. You're probably still younger than like half of a marriage a lot of people don't think of it

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My 30s and it's kind of weird it beats you all turn it
Because I didn't do the I'm slow. What's that?
Not turning 30s being dead. Well, I haven't done it yet. So it's like on Sunday
It's today's what Friday. I got a couple days
So tomorrow where we get together
We're gonna be I'm being hit see you. I'm just being a dick
I'm not listening. Yeah, I know

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He just tears me out all the time
I don't know
He's such a sign I love my boy so much. I love both my boys
I have so much love for my boys. It's basically pain. Dude. I threw up the other night
Thank you about how much I love my boys
You know what that's you know what I'm taking it hard
That's what I'm talking about much
Boy fell apart dude. It's cuz I was like I missed my boys

(01:02:51):
I was like I was so upset because my boys laughed and I was like it's just me now
I don't have my boys and I just started wretched and just fucking
You started walloping. I said I loved enjoyed it. I was I was Jubilee boy fucking 20 24
Oh, you

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All the gasoline is gone and my boys are gone. There's no more. Do you think about this?
Only two more years until until our quarter century away from 9.11
Dude, I think about that
25 years since tower is came down. I gotta talk about the shit today. I went to my little
girl. Did I want to my liquor store today?

(01:03:35):
Trying to buy some gannies gansets. Yeah, apparently there's an epidemic in the neighborhood everyone's drinking it now
They're popular
Dude, so I couldn't even buy the beer dude. I was pissy shout out to Narraganset. So buy more beer dude. Take buy it all
Buy all the ganset, but what else? Also, we're saying good here local good will see if you can find a copy of jaws
Watch friends over call your parents

(01:03:57):
Get everyone hit your parents in the face get some of those sweet ass coasters
They've been handing out like just a couple skateboard decks. I just handed one over to Lorenza
There's one of my house and there's one in your car. There's one of my car. There's a skateboard in your car
Yeah, yeah, I'm against the ganset
Oh, the ganset's a pyramid deck. Sorry. I wasn't paying attention. Oh, boys and pyramid

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Yeah, it's like a shit be shit. Let me get one of those
How many gansets do I have to drink this year to get that you drank all right, so I so real talk so also
Thanks to talk for getting us into his local watering what yeah
Tucker is drank nine cakes in 30 days
No, it actually was 90, but that's a lot of cakes dude. That's like a cake every 10 days

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How much was our bar tab that night?
$500 dude. I meant the tell you I was so nervous dude. That's what I was like
Stant dude. I was like
Stanzo's is
Okay, and say that like cut that part out
pricey
I've never spent $500 in a bar before and I did last that night

(01:05:04):
It's like a crunch a crunch a crunch the math on it. It's like 500 beers
We tried it like a drink over a half a cake of beers 100. They they itemized it and put how many gansets there were I was like
No way how many was it it was over fucking like 56
That is so fucking sweet. It was insane to imagine if we had had the fucking cap in there

(01:05:26):
Imagine we had cap in Ron that shit would have been fucking
I would have had it like take out a second more which is nuts because you can go by a like 230 packs for the
Like they're like 42 bucks or 24 months
Dude dude got the same in
He ordered same in the same around dude. Still in Chenzon

(01:05:50):
Is he so kicking?
He must have charged like $40 fucking dollars for it. I don't know what happened all the things I've done for Nergans
I went and saw talk play with our with our buddy Ryan and I think I had like five gansets in my
That's 25 bucks six no my dad was 60 bucks. I think was friends again
I think they're good no, I should say no to kill a shooting shoot shoot

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She's shot
No to kill is and
We're going to we're not all right. I'm gonna I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Quash this right now
We're not talking shit about my water. No, I'm not talking shit. I'm just I absolutely love
I love that place. That's my living room and it sucks because one of them was there
Staying or Joe the skinny guy with a band. Yeah, we were like all those and stand raps dude. He's a tiger

(01:06:47):
There's a big dude
Yeah, the same Joe's are saying Joe a real man that lives in a necklace
Do exist one of the like do they lurk do they hang what are the dude? Dude stand was Dan runs a tremendous bit
He'll just like come in listen the band if he likes a band a bomb around a shot and then he just did it
And he's always got like beautiful woman around him. It's probably like his wife

(01:07:10):
The guys are killer
The first time I met him was that was that our buddy Ryan's wedding standing Joe
And that was the first time I learned one spot. Yeah, the I learned they were real people. I was like learning to who are these guys? And she was like that's Stan and Joe and I was like
Oh, that's so they're in and Joe
Shit, like they're real men. I thought they were cartoon care. Yeah, I thought they were they are they are they are they like and that is a compliment

(01:07:35):
Oh, yeah, no, saying your cartoon character. That's a fucking combo. That's a house. You hit me with that the other night
You're like I'd have with it. Well, you're like, what are you are you just doing the dressing like a cartoon character
Anyway the same fucking thing. Yeah, I'm like I like that's when I wear this I wear the same pants two weeks of time
I'm a jack if you're changing your pants on the daily you were
Gay if you wash your if you wash your pants if you wash your pants

(01:07:58):
After everywhere to get out now get out while you're behind you. That's cool. That's really watch love. It won't feel no
That's a great crazy. Yeah break them back in every fucking night washing the pants and then just the active putting them on fresh like
It's so tight they're like all fucking dude. It's not actually not it's like my balls
It's like a new bar

(01:08:18):
Yeah, like everything's kind of awesome to the pants in particular. I just like it this sucks
I feel very uncomfortable and it's something when it's just a killer
And then you're like and then you're just like the portion no the whole day is all feel like
Nothing's gonna go right today
And we're gonna talk to her
Then you remember your boy and everything
I don't choose and they're fucking hurting me dude. I got a couple of the squeaky ones. Yeah, dude

(01:08:43):
My cousin clip
The guys are those are caused it they are I haven't seen those and I'm like I haven't seen that brand
And we were we were here last night at the space for cordon a couple of days

(01:09:03):
Meaning I'm out or something well tonight, I didn't know I my sock was all right, but uh, I don't know what time when I walked in our boy's soaring
Mr. VCR
Because dude, there's the guys and I was again, he's like did you get him out of his seat
CCS or it was a CCS
Yeah, yeah
It was like you get out of a CCS
I would have been tight

(01:09:24):
No, I got all of the stuff I just started getting targeted ads from the guy and they were thinking about it
Everything they know everything they might be fake like I they probably fake
Should you remember that's fine? I like fake or shoes. Dude. They look great
You remember back in the days when I still lived at the esport house and like you're talking about like
Oh, the runs is gonna get me a pair of waiters like you're just like starting to get back in the back in the fish and then shit

(01:09:47):
And on my phone from you saying that you thought you were gonna get a pair of waiters
I started getting so many ads. Yeah, we know we're friends
I'm waiting to I know, but it's just like
But not in the way that we think it's not it's not like my phone's on you
My phone's are listening something. I should think you know it's to just sell you product right that buying be a crime

(01:10:08):
It's a espionage, but it's not like that's what the corporate like we could say right now
That's the corporate world has imaginable
Ted Cresinsky was right
Volkira true American folk here dude. You said it before. What was it?
Oh, I'll fuck it. I'll treat no oh

(01:10:28):
Hell yeah, it's your birthday. It's a fuck it sucks. It sucks. I forgot people forget. It's a fucking real thing to do
Yeah, have it me dig deep you can figure it out
Play Justin's Gambit
Tell him about Justin's game. Justin's game is so so talking I have been
Heavy on chess recently getting back into the game playing our whole lives virtual sure

(01:10:55):
Yeah, well, no, we played over the board which is what it's called. Oh, we had the most part
Oh, over the that's like a it's called over the board and like why is it?
I just dream when we have like five days to plan shit out because we played five day gay because we're busy fucking boys
Like I can't be like plain 30 minutes
Yeah, I got to like
In the day other people in my life so we play over the board and like we're starting now just like

(01:11:19):
I thought we're drinking and having fun and then all of a sudden like it's silent
Really like a power and we're like making movies and fucking and then I think like talk broke the tension
He said something and I was just like whoa dude
I was just like locked into this board
This is I was like I'm just throwing piece. You got brought back
That's how it started you know
I was gonna throw piece but then all of a sudden got fucking and the game ended with just two kings

(01:11:41):
So we're a perfect draw. Wow
We've got all the way down when it's when it's like in person
It's just that totally different because you guys like you either hugger punch and that's no it was the most tremendous handshake
Yeah, oh, dude, we went out to that we went to stand Joe's with drag. We're gonna loot us is we're getting a couple of silver
That's a tremendous dude

(01:12:02):
I would have actually been more disappointed if one of us had one thing. Yeah, no, it was but it was just such a perfect strategy
Was it my game with that one it now so just so just the game. Yeah, I've been taking pictures on the chest that calm app
There's these daily puzzles that they're just like seducous puzzle
Like it's like mine fucking exercise

(01:12:24):
Shit, so I've been taking screenshots and sending it to our group chat and I'm like just indeed you can solve this bro
I believe in you and he just is like
Just yells out
He knows the name of the pieces always like sack the night vision
I think you said
Zack the horse broke to DA and it's like the word

(01:12:48):
Was that illegal? No, he's the Justin scam bet Justin's scam bet is you called Justin and you he makes the next two moves
Or that he like takes over the next move for each player. Yeah, you said you send a picture of a screenshot of your game
And the movie bait for Tyler was like not great, but it didn't like kill him and then the move for me was like

(01:13:09):
That's what I said
Trying to say
Justin's game it can just be refused. Oh, I did this is the new rule. I'm enacting if just it and it well the next game
It might work in your favor. I thought dude. I thought I

(01:13:35):
Dude, so like you
Spades are just our boss. You do something really good and then your opponent just blunders immediately
That's Justin's game. Oh, dude broke his leg on that one like dude. That's like me playing chess against myself
As a well I'll be like well black does this so that I can win and but it's just me playing like this

(01:13:59):
The other new gambit the 10 move gambit. We can't do 10 moves. That's illegal dude
You don't mind me. Do you guys play in Frank gambit? Oh the Frank did you have a full friend
Did 10 move gambit like you just fucking you play a boy for two
Move
You just like you blunder and just immediately resign with the intent of is that you never like get check made

(01:14:27):
You're like fuck a boss. It just resigned
It might be my new favorite game
Justin's game it is fucking only good for who he decides once to win
I
Can't tell nobody's dude. That's how I kill my boys. I'm killing boys my boys
If I think you want I'm killing both of you guys. Oh, actually it's good. Yeah

(01:14:51):
Yeah, that's the cool dude. It's a cool game
It's a beautiful game
Everyone's talking about beautiful games the game of
Oh god, yeah, I actually you're actually
Justin
I had been playing tack for like months ripped him up

(01:15:12):
Justin sits down first time over the board just fucking decimated to me
He's got and I was like what I was like I was like I like I had to go up to my room and he's like
You'd a book just to make sure that I was like weren't retired. Yeah
Please
Like maybe question my life
That was just as like people

(01:15:33):
Is that Russell Crow and a beautiful mind more like Ruffle Crow or like Ruffles
I'm a you're a gainer
Love gainer
Isn't that a diving like it's like a twisting
Who can they all one like Ganty first try Sam Torne could just do a gander to the fucking it is

(01:15:58):
A day dude. We had now did low tea back in the day like it's too welcome to America
Welcome to your 30 yeah, dude. I've been living in America
James Ryan
There's a man
Well dude that interview with him you know that one where he's just like high as fuck a sweaty sweat and he's wearing like fucking drive
Barbar Walters right
Barbar Walters

(01:16:19):
How you like it just got in the rest of you. Yeah. She's like so what do you have to say about the allegations of you beating your eye
But he just goes he always has his it's a man
He only knows how to speak in like stings like he's like an ultimate double down. It's like so you beat women
It's a man
Jesus

(01:16:42):
Look
Feel good
Yeah, yeah, didn't either I definitely killed some people
So did yeah, so I think he had people killed. I don't know if he killed anyone not personally no
God James Brown he's all
by the way
Orlando you can't slander dead people. Oh shit. You can't say everyone. Yeah, it's a wall. You can't slander dead

(01:17:05):
Well how about this? I love her James's music. Is that slander?
That was a state note. Yeah, I don't know
Words I don't know what they mean. I'm wow. I'm a newborn
I don't understand what it means and I just say him because they said Jim James James James James James

(01:17:31):
Jamesy Brown I love you so much
James Brown is from
Jim Jones
Jim Jones a child multiple like a lot of junk town. I'm Jim Jones
Jim Jones school

(01:17:51):
James Brown killed
people
Living in a man was James Brown murdered
Got to pay the cost to be the boss when did Jim Brown come out?
You're like Katie James James is not James James James short for James James James James

(01:18:20):
Jamon
Jamon
This is CNN article a woman claims James Brown was murdered
He was like fucking the evidence. I thought it said a woman claims
This is exactly why I can't remember James James been dead for a while. Dude like years 30 maybe a 10 yeah, maybe 10 years

(01:18:45):
Dude, I wish my eyes were like that
I wish those are my
Just cranking it to add
He was like
You're like you're like looking up stories and it's like how these ads
That's what that political ploys and shit and you're just baiting and like oh
Was that victorious dude back in the day the story secret dude?
You know how many fucking boys are rubbed out

(01:19:08):
Yeah, dude back in the night placement dude finding things to fucking masturbate to were very difficult
I feel like we were really like the last
The last
The last soldiers on the field for that era for sure. I saw some podcasts Riley re-did with the like the stiff socks podcast
For some socks

(01:19:29):
Yeah, well, they said dude that you see who's always like I got a backup already
Yeah, I need one for the jam. We're getting close to jam, but
Yeah, damn this has been flying they were reading
Good they were reading comments and one of the comments was tell Riley
I jacked off to a gif of her on my Nintendo DS. Oh dude

(01:19:51):
I thought okay. Yeah. What's that got Trevor Lawrence Trevor Lawrence
I bet he nailed milk Trevor
Is it Trevor Lawrence? No, he's the he's the quarterback for the jaguots the jaguar Wallace
He's the dude with a face in the hair. Yeah, he's the guy
I'm building a color to bag it. Oh
The one to the bang energy dude. He does like every he's the pro-han of

(01:20:16):
Right, what's up? What's he's fun? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's the HBO show? Where it's like the dude just like talking about every day like just normal shit
And he's like trying to figure out life or whatever. Oh, like yeah
It's like it sucks not knowing the name. Well, yeah, what's a I don't know

(01:20:37):
Of course Nathan, if you know there's a fall Nathan for you, but it's not that yeah
It's like a very similar bit, but there's one where he winds up at the bang dudes
Fucking like mansion and Florida summer. Yeah, but a
Like a place is like it's just this dude and he's wearing like one of those like it's like almost like a Jimmy Hendrix
The like guy here imagine what the bang see. Oh, he's like well like maybe kind of how to with John Wilson

(01:21:04):
He's a nod to the John Wilson dude
Shout out to how to with John Wilson one of the funniest fucking shows I've ever seen in my life that guy knows there's no pictures of
It's what no I want the guy so he likes shows up to this man. He's not a two a John Wilson
That's not it. That's that. I'm wrong
No, it is no no it's on HBO. Yeah, no, that's it. Yeah, but when I go to the images it's not the guy I've been looking for you

(01:21:28):
You never see him in the show. Oh, he's shadow band. No, no, I didn't where thinking about different shows
No, it's like it's all narrated and it's like these random shot
He's the thing we're talking about different what's his show. No, it's how to that's what's the show with the guy
He's like he's like I'm gonna get addicted to cocaine. Oh review review

(01:21:49):
That's what I thought and that's the first episode. It's one of the best episodes of television and then yeah, yeah, and then he like gets to force him as well
So the episode starts off. It's like his first. He was eating 15 pancakes. Yeah, okay
He hates himself. So you're talking about so I found what you were talking about and you know what I was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're on the same wavelength on different interviews on different pages. We're reading the same book on different pages

(01:22:14):
Yeah
How to do in Justin well, I'm actually trying to figure out what the hell I got going over here. Dude. I'm just aren't we all men
I have this whole universe over here that I've you're just held together with coder pins, dude
That's what I bought a lot to it. I did wait. It's how to with John Wilson. What the fuck now?

(01:22:35):
He's not a person. You're thinking of his review review review
Jesus Christ I just searched the second
What is it? What is it review review review like review? Oh my god dimension died of it
That's what she looked like what she was like. What's your right?
How do you like how do you dive in dementia? You're like
You're thinking about it. You're thinking about it. Yeah, it's a great week. Great. All right, dude. So you know what you do this guy person

(01:23:03):
Yeah, John
Oh, the guy he's from Kenny Powers. Oh, he's the principal in the air and he's bounding down. Yeah, he's got a choice
The first episode stealing addiction what's he's like he's like April what he up to
He's like watching like on the fucking he's got a rage on the peloton bike like watching port

(01:23:26):
Hey, bro watch out how to get addicted to porn and stealing
What are you been googling?
Oh, man, you've been on the internet dude. I don't do it. I don't do the internet. Yeah, yeah
Dude, I play no group chat history says otherwise both of you. I know that's the internet by the way. Oh, no

(01:23:52):
I'm a doom scroller on his series. So I'd say you're terminally on. Oh, like his wife
Wow, then I get bored. Oh, see I know all the war of everything
Yeah, you didn't even know what fucking show we were talking about three minutes ago. And then you've got it ten seconds after I told you what it was exactly
That's not the internet, you know that's that HB's all I'm shovel on the internet. Oh, now, but it might have I think it came out on

(01:24:17):
Somebody has some odd as do whatever terminally online is like when you're building
I feel like you have to be into like hand-times shit. Like you got to reach that. Yeah, I know I'm not in
No, I'm in the hint time. I'm not into that lollipop shit
Is that like the is that like the hint I but under age or something. It's creepy. It's it's creepy

(01:24:40):
Yeah, it's like I'm a little leader. That's that's the little leader. That's the little leader.
Well, that's why it's called that well, yeah, yeah, no, there's just called you're going to jail. There's just
Good luck. No one real quick. Well, they don't exist. It's not there's his whole uh, no, no, that well

(01:25:01):
That's the argument. It's like it is because it's like it's like it's like it's the directions of children
It's a legal that counts. I would say that. Yeah, there's a law
I was going to say watch there's a law in the United States at Lali porn is fucking very illegal
Good. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, but there's this whole thing work on that one government. There's a lot of beef going down there

(01:25:25):
I think it's kind of bogus this a twitch streamer Vaosh. He was like live streamer. Oh, the comedy
I don't know what he is. I think he's a libertarian, but he was live streaming and this is why we don't do anything live
Not that we have anything criminating. We just like to edit it. We like to put out a good show do did live show biz baby live. There's so much dead

(01:25:48):
And there people are pretty you're gonna watch this and you're not gonna know that there was 15 minutes where we just sleep
We always just for an hour and a half
I did
Relicated world of clinton watch me just embarrassingly like shatter a whole thing
Anyway, one of them was Vaosh was live streaming on twitch as he does and he went to open up some like show an image that he was talking about

(01:26:14):
And he right clicked on his desktop and opened most recent and a horse porn folder
He goes
And like immediately like stops the stream
I really hope he made that a real clip. I really hope he made that exact sound. Yeah, we don't need to watch it. That's him

(01:26:38):
Fucking fucking fucking late in the end. That's bonk and post so now people like are going deep on it where they're like what the fuck and then like people have
They can screen chats at this moment that have and there's multiple other folders within it and there's one called like
There's one there's like a lot of folder and he's his argument is like it's fucking art me. Well, he goes no in a in a capitalist society

(01:27:04):
I know fucking
Yeah, whatever coming. Yeah, but that was not it's purely material in his music because there's no ethical consumption which I agree with but like I don't say well
Sorry for enjoying my cheese. Yeah, yeah, that doesn't mean that that doesn't
Resitute is that the proper terms or I took him a rest of the piece that doesn't rest of two child porn

(01:27:29):
No, he's like don't think
Don't can't shame a condone. I think can don't can't shame me don't can't shame me. That's it
Are you think of the word justify?
He's fucking a hell. Did you like it hung up on the shit?
All right, so what guess what people that are on the internet exposing themselves all the time? They're not

(01:27:53):
They're not for child fucking the spread out of your pedophile and you're fucking you're crazy
Be shot in the street and yeah, example of the bring back public execution dude. I'm all for it
We need more unique
More
All right, so this is another thing we're gonna be working on it. We're gonna be bringing in a soundboard

(01:28:14):
Yeah, but we can't we can't rip red bars. No, we're not doing that. We're gonna have something else
But like oh, yeah, we're having a soundboard is tremendous like I didn't make it just explosions
I know but that was just a 10 minute nuclear bombs outboard like are the

(01:28:34):
Like shock jack character and that's so great. I mean is you're not a hundred percent
I mean what's your argument watch the other day because he's not I don't know there's like a
Shout out to Red party
Friends, that's the red
He would hate that so much. Oh he well I was watching this and like I watch and I think he got and he was like I hate

(01:29:00):
Joke sunglasses and when on this whole tear about he's not jokes. Well and he's a character
So like you if you're trying to live your life off of anyone you listen to you're not your own person
But like you know we were all maliable people so we like pick up
Watching a video a bunch of people wearing the pit vipers that you guys are oh hell yeah

(01:29:23):
Dude and he was like I'm a sunglasses kind of so war. It's a bit no one's a sunglasses kind of
Oh yeah, but not you know just like there are like watch guys, you know there are sunglasses
Oh, well, I have sunglasses
He's just gone wearing walls. I've got sand get he's in all this I make my own well, yeah, you're a door
Dude, it's my judge my own make his own glasses

(01:29:48):
I have to see
Well, go back to the beginning of the episode when we were talking about allergies and you're like if you have allergy
Oh, you remember that
you and I would have been fucking dead in the water as gave men boys. Oh, I mean with like minus four prescription

(01:30:10):
We were like I can't see
Let's you know that's like the thing is like
Saber two tiger run in us down
What was it?
We wouldn't have existed like so apparently bad vision didn't exist until the printing press was invented
They make sand so everything got a close and that's what we're looking like
They're all just started reading

(01:30:31):
Some more time I got a right books
That's a bunch of labor moves
That's what liberals say
They speak up liberal
Yeah, what are you gonna read a book or something
Like cheese
Welcome to the old cap spot cat
No, that's not even as shells anglic
No, that's not even hilarious

(01:30:55):
Damn
As he's laughing
I have
Boom
Alright, so this is my last episode I guess
Damn, dude, that's not even hilarious
That's okay
Damn, this is the meanest thing you've ever seen
I mean the fuck
It's a circus
I know like I can't
I'm a birthday ball

(01:31:16):
It's a fireball
Dude, even even the app in a way over there
You've been talking too much man, this is fucking hands
Yeah, I got you
You little sassy when I get a little cocktail sauce
I mean what can I say boys
I'm a shock oyster for you
I'm I'm I'm I'm so sorry
I'm a piece of shit
How you fucking repaying
I know
One day I will learn my lesson in today
And not don't do that
Not happening

(01:31:37):
It's not that day
Tomorrow
We have tomorrow
They do something well
Yeah, I feel like
Dude, I hope you enjoyed that
I bought him a birthday dinner
Monthly girl
Gonna shit your pants
I took my board the best steak I was in town
Dude, I have the only thing that I want from my birthday
Is saying I want my boys
That's all we all want
That's it
Nothing else

(01:31:58):
We're gonna come up with a word
You want a little dick sauce
Get a blow down
Get a blow down
Tangle in
And you know what I'm saying
Hopefully it works dude
Get a blow down
That was
Fuck
Just takes your wood
It'd be like, hey, you feel like
I gotta give you a gun back
I gotta give you a gun back
I'll say like this
I'll say like this
I worked in the same town

(01:32:19):
Six percent of the time
It doesn't sex him
No
I'm gonna get back
Fuckin' striking out there
It's bringing sexy back on the talking
I wanna bring the sex talk back on the cast
At the end of it
Dude, if you really want to get
Your significant other off
Sexting during the day

(01:32:41):
Just to like
Take all the fucking strings a little bit
Get a little damp
Two women are fickle creatures
They are
They are damp in the clam there
They are wonderful
Complicated chess puzzles
Oh, they're in there
If you start out with
It takes a long time to bring woman orgasm

(01:33:03):
Dude, it takes all days
Oh yeah, well what you gotta do is
During the day like in the middle of sex
You just send them fucking strangle
Hold but ten new
Hey, babe, check out the new
Turn up
You're gonna get a breath
You're gonna get a breath
You're gonna get a breath
I'm gonna turn up
Are you kidding me?
This is the first one
No, dude, this is the part where I choke you a little bit
You know what I mean?

(01:33:24):
Bad
You're like, like buffalo
Come on man
Can't you like listen to the new
She's like
That kind of right-wing fucking asshole
I know, but he's not pretty on the court
It's bad
You're like, yeah
Can't conny west
It's awesome too
Don't even get it
Nevermind, I'm not gonna
Get it
I'm gonna get it
I'm gonna get it

(01:33:45):
Wait, what do we have time?
We're good, we're gonna jam
May 10th, Bish is leaving
Holy shit
Space, Bish is landing
Bish is landing
On earth, Bish is coming down
Come on
To your town
The Shraddysphere
Bish is landing on your
Party down

(01:34:06):
The Rizgat
themselves
Are going to be laying down
Tracks upon tracks of improvised
Psychiler
Geoly fishmen
Do you feel that brother?
May 10th of the ground
I think we're open
They're like a 4-band duty
We got 15 men, supply and river
Yeah, we're gonna be fucking hammered out
Oh, we're gonna get on the base

(01:34:27):
May 10th of the crown Bish
Bish
Coming at you, uh
We'll call tomorrow
Malta, more Maryland
May 10th
May 10th
What is it, kid?
Do that's-
Don't say it
I don't say it
I just had a moment of clarity
Don't say it
Come to
May 10th
Baltimore live at the crown
Bish
Talk to the Shrotsin

(01:34:48):
We're gonna do it
We're gonna do it
The promo video we got to do it like
We just did it, dude
We're killing it right now
But alternate, alternate
Alternate, alternate, alternate, alternate, alternate
Alternate, alternate, alternate, alternate
But it's just like, you know, like Sunday, Sunday
Like one of those type of bits
They're like, you know, just do like whole like wrestling
We're a South promo for the whole fucking thing
Like we make it seem like we got an enemy there

(01:35:11):
That we got a- we got a fuckemake
They did it all our wife
Oh, dude, they didn't just did it all and they-
Don't do it all, dude
They're pregnant in her
They took my chair, man
They- they fully cucked
They took my chair
Friday made 10th at the crown
Baltimore
With the Wayward
And they're like four bands

(01:35:33):
Rope trick
Rope, I'll show you a rope trick
The dead ringers
And bitch
I love seeing that on a fucking post
And it is such a cool
Do I have linked the last 15 years
Dude, dude, dude, dude
They took it to still five
Five Sunday, snow off Friday
Friday, Friday
That's what it is, we gotta do the fucking great Friday

(01:35:55):
Friday, Friday, Friday
Jesus died for you sins on a Friday
No good middle loud
No bitch, right?
Friday
No red meat
And fish sticks are still just
Get out of the tunnel
Cause bitch is coming that you long
You fucking-
I don't want to-

(01:36:17):
I guess the gas is gonna end right around there
Bring your basses gonna be one long
Dude, dude, dude, it's like crazy
I was like, dude, dude, dude
I was like, dude, dude, dude
I was like, babes, bring your basses
Cause you're gonna get wet as fuck at the fish
Also, you're probably gonna lose that basses
So make sure to-

(01:36:38):
Dude, I'm gonna do sex with him
We're doing sex, we're gonna do sex to you
Dude, well this is what I was saying
I've spent the last 15 years
It mountain-loves like playing by the rules
Dude, no, there's no-
Oh, there's this?
There's-
I've been, probably, such-
Play it as a lie
Dude, well that's it, it's not a really-

(01:36:59):
I'm gonna play it as a play-
Dude, it's not-
It's not what's available
And I was like, absolutely not fishes
And they were like, the fuck is fishes
And I just sent a Google drive link
Oh, you're gonna find it
Yeah, I sent a Google drive link
Oh, I can't remember it
It's just a roll
It's just us like talking
Yeah, it's just the roll podcast
And they're like, I said, what are you guys doing
30 minute podcast?

(01:37:20):
I'm like, nah, it's the band
Yeah
You gotta- you gotta make it through that
Part- and then you'll be what fishes-
Yeah, if you want to get a show, if you're gonna get wet,
You're gonna just chuck away, don't know this is the fishes
You gotta go check, no, no, you're just playing-
No, you're just playing-
I don't know, it's like, mic up though, it's just-
Oh, no, this goes back to my old bit
About like, I told you about that, like, fucking-

(01:37:42):
One of the best dreams I ever had, I was like, got a festival
And there's like a band playing
And the guitar player, like instead of playing it,
Solo just puts his guitar down and starts tossing pizza dough
And like, just like, getting after the crowd
Just losing their fucking minds-
That's all full circle, because, uh, may tent that the crowd
Bish will be shucking oysters.
And we were gonna mic up the-

(01:38:04):
The fucking mic up the oyster-
And then sit it through a very distorted amplifier.
It's just pure noise that dude, dude.
Dude, should we get black fear to do that?
And we just rip over top of it?
I think that dude, that one.
Yeah, that sounds really cool.
Yeah, let's do that.
Beard doesn't do that.
Yeah, we're gonna get like 30 pounds of ice.

(01:38:26):
No, no, no.
It's gonna be cold.
I'm gonna get the pellet.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Drunk bad.
We're sad.
Don't eat those two.
Prop-
Yeah, oh, it's like a movie prop.
It's like, don't eat those.
But imagine the three of us doing Bish and like a boy
And the fucking restaurant just shucking.

(01:38:47):
Now be edge of the stage, like at the front of the pit.
Just like, shoot, that's so bad.
You don't mess with it on the planet.
Dude, that was-
Dude, that is a great bit.
That's a great bit.
That's a great bit.
That's what it is, dude.
Bish is a bit.
Bish sucks.
Bish is, dude.
Bish is, dude.
Bish.
Bish is, dude.
Bish sucks.
Dude, that is a merch.

(01:39:08):
Gold.
Bish sucks.
I get 80%.
That's even better.
You can have it all.
I don't need anything.
Shout out to our boy-weight fishes.
Delicious.
Delicious.
Delicious.
And Bish starts right.
Now!
What about now?

(01:39:30):
Yeah.