Unsolicited Horny YouTuber Merch (feat. corntdawg)

Friend of the show Corntdawg joins us to discuss Caleb Hammer's very strange merch and the Knitted Anus' breakthrough in his federal investigation.

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Socials:

• Corntdawg: https://www.tiktok.com/@corntdawg
• Podcast TikTok (helloalphabetagencies): https://www.tiktok.com/@helloalphabetagencies
• Nicole's TikTok (coolndizabled): https://www.tiktok.com/@coolndizabled
• Dante's TikTok (dantewelch69): https://www.tiktok.com/@dantewelch69
• Corey's TikTok (catdad42069xxx): https://www.tiktok.com/@catdad42069xxx
• Nicole's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFZ6-KnCUPWdXOXZsT18roA
• Dante's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@dantewelch
• Corey's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@CatDad42069

Summary:

In this episode, Nicole, Dante, Corey, and Corntdawg discuss the phenomenon surrounding Caleb Hammer, a controversial figure on YouTube. They explore his creepy behavior and the content of his vlogs and podcast,. They also speculate about his financial situation and take a quiz on his website where it is ESSENTIAL to be a landlord. The hosts talk about the Caleb Hammer subreddit and his overly horny merch. They then delve into the theory of Timothy McVeigh and Paul Wysopal, comparing their voices and discussing their similarities. The suspicion surrounding Paul Wysopal and his joining of the FBI is also explored. In this conversation, the hosts discuss theories and the manipulation tactics used by those in power. They explore the POTENTIAL IN OUR OPINION involvement of the mayor and the FBI in covering up information related to domestic terrorism IN OUR OPINION. The conversation delves into the existence and danger of death cults. The hosts also touch on the creation of conspiracy theories and the role of QAnon in misleading curious minds. They highlight the culture of fear and the exploitation of division for control.

Takeaways:

• Caleb Hammer has gained attention for his controversial behavior on YouTube.
• Being a landlord is a requirement to achieve a high score on the Hammer Financial Score Quiz.
• Caleb Hammer's inconsistencies and questionable behavior raise doubts about his credibility.
• The theory of Timothy McVeigh and Paul Wysopal being the same person or closely related is explored.
• The hosts discuss the similarities between Paul Wysopal and Austin Russell.
• Conspiracy theories often contain nuggets of truth but are mixed with absurdity to discredit those who question the "official" narrative in the slightest.
• Those in power may hold unconventional beliefs and engage in manipulative tactics to further their agendas.
• Fear and division are used as tools to control and manipulate the population.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Peace.

(00:12):
Hello.
We're sorry, the number you have dialed
is not in service at the moment.
Hello.
Welcome back, agencies, how you doing?
What up?
Oh, hey.
How's my fed doing?
I got glasses if you'd like, they're Oakleys.
Oh, our fed with mothies Oakleys.
These are a little more fed.
We got more on the way though, we got more on the way.
We have Corn Dog with us.
Say hi to Corn Dog.
Hello, hi.
Say hi, hi Corn Dog.
It's Corn Dog Day.

(00:33):
It's Corn Dog Day.
Oh my gosh.
Let's probably wave at the camera.
It's President's Day this week.
Tomorrow?
It's tomorrow.
Who's everybody's favorite president?
Taft.
Dude, actually.
Didn't I say that earlier?
Cause earlier Nicole was like,
I told the group chat, us in this podcast that

(00:54):
I was like, I said I was gonna make
a President's Day slideshow game,
but I lacked because I got distracted
by a different project per usual.
And also my dog died this week,
so everyone caught me some fucking slaps.
And then I was like,
who's everybody's favorite president?
And then I was like, well the game we'll play
is who's everyone's favorite president.
And then we thought about it for like half a second.
It was probably more like five seconds

(01:15):
cause I don't have a favorite president.
And then I, as a complete joke,
was like, William Howard Taft.
Dude, that's anytime anyone asks,
I just go to that one cause he's the guy, right?
He's the one, that's the funniest one.
Well, we salute Mr. Taft for President's Day.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Um, was it?
That was Teddy Roosevelt.

(01:37):
Was it?
Oh, I think it was Teddy.
That's all I know.
Taft is Mr. Bubbles.
Oh, okay.
Dr. Bubbles.
He's a bubble boy.
He died in the bathtub, he was so fat.
Oh yeah, yeah, he was the really big one.
Okay, so Taft was a funny answer.
Okay, love that.
I love my big boys.
Happy President's Day to all the big boys.

(01:59):
So a couple episodes ago, we did one about Caleb.
My guy, Caleb Hammer.
And I also made another YouTube video about him
because I think, like, this might be,
this might even come out after he's canceled.
Cause I don't like to cancel people necessarily,
but I think Caleb should be canceled.
Court dog, what do you know about Caleb Hammer?
What's your experience with Caleb Hammer?

(02:20):
I was damn near a victim of the like,
Caleb Hammer pipeline because I'm so just shit
with signings myself.
In the flesh, I feel you.
Like, very early, like years ago,
when I was first making a TikTok,
I was like late to the TikTok train to begin with.
I was one of those anti-assholes that was just like,
not me.
Same.
And when I first got on there,

(02:42):
I'm terrible with finance and I guess they could just tell
by the content I liked that I needed to see
some Caleb Hammer videos.
But then, I don't know, I just forgot he existed
until like he started popping off again.
But then when he started popping off again,
it was like sadistic.
Yeah.
Like when it was first,
when he was one of the first videos I saw,
it was just like sound financial advice.

(03:03):
That's why I was like, oh, okay.
I could probably buy less fast food.
That's all we said.
It's like it starts from somewhere so normal
at the very beginning of his whole channel.
It's like, no, this is like normal financial advice.
I don't know.
Seems like a good normal, my age dude
might be okay with money.
Yeah.
And then it turned into like a, I don't know.

(03:25):
It's weird.
Is it bullying?
Yeah, it's a pure bullying.
Kind of like.
Well, it kind of morphed into bullying, right?
Like justice porn.
Yeah.
But no justice being served to anybody except,
I guess the bank.
Pores.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've said this a lot of times now
in different formats on the internet.

(03:45):
But his content reminded me of like
women getting owned compilations.
Like that's like the vibe and audience.
I was like, this feels so gross.
Yeah.
I was like, in the comments too,
it's you just, you know what's going on.
And I'm gonna, I just made a little,
I just had a brain blast.
Let's hear the brain blast.

(04:06):
So I'm thinking of the time of my life
when I was on the Ben Shabibow
getting owned by SJW compilations.
I was a sophomore in college.
Okay.
And I was.
We live, laugh and grow.
I was.
Yeah.
I was a male.
I was a white male.
I was predominantly white area.
And so I watched, you know, I thought.
Bro, you used to actually watch the Ben Shapiro videos.

(04:27):
It was like, it started, okay.
And here, I don't want to get into my journey
down the fucking pipeline.
I'm not judging you either.
I know everyone, it happens to people.
I was listening to Ben Shapiro's podcast
for a little bit.
It was just so, I couldn't look away.
You know?
And then, and then it got to phrenology
and I was like, this isn't real.
It was like, oh, like something snaps.
And you're like, oh my God, wait.

(04:47):
During this time, I was also listening to Dave Ramsey.
Okay.
Like I was watching Dave Ramsey.
So.
He's like another one of the finance gurus, right?
Yeah.
But he's more of like a Christo fascist.
He would probably like Paul Wysobel.
Wait, is he the one that's gay?
Dave Ramsey.
Who am I thinking?
No, Dave Ramsey's the one.

(05:08):
Dave Rubin.
Dave Rubin.
Nevermind, move on.
He's weird too.
But no, Dave Ramsey was like the like.
Okay, I definitely know who this is.
The OG money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a boomer.
I know who you're talking, yes.
He's got the trucker headset.
Yeah, and his whole thing is like he takes.
He does what Caleb does, but not long form.
So he'll just like take a call
and be like, why are you so stupid and poor?

(05:30):
It's almost like access TV.
Yeah.
So you're more familiar with his financial stuff, right?
You're not really as keen on the creep aspect.
I'm sure you have like a decent overview.
I sent you a link, but.
Which one of them?
Did you check out the link before this?
Did you do your homework?
He's a weirdo.
We can all agree that he's kind of a creep.
Dave Ramsey?
No, Caleb Amherst.

(05:51):
Okay, Caleb, yes, I definitely, yes.
I could see that being the case for Dave Ramsey though.
I could see that being a.
I could see Dave being kind of an undercover creep.
You know what I mean?
Well, Dave, it is, Dave is,
it's like a fact that he is a weirdo,
but not necessarily in the same way that Caleb is.
Not like Caleb, yeah.
We can't say yes or no to that.

(06:11):
I'd never say no.
And you know, you can never prove it completely untrue.
But I would say.
Not that I'm judging people getting their freak on, but.
No, but not like Caleb.
Financial domination is a weird enough kink to begin with.
Twisting it on its head for like,
anytime a fetish gets twisted for a public audience,
like the hand videos, you know what I mean?

(06:33):
Like the.
Yeah.
So we're just calling this a fetish now, this is fun.
It is though.
In my opinion, it's, now you've opened my eyes to this.
Yes, yeah.
And I think like the biggest issue there
is like we said, not here to judge anyone's kinks,
but you bring in a non-consenting participants.
That's the big problem.

(06:54):
They don't fucking know what's going on.
Viewers and guests, like that's fucked up.
Literally me being a goofball early twenties,
I kind of have some money, but don't know what to do with it.
And I'm constantly just spending it on bullshit.
Go, oh, I'll listen to this guy.
And then they get a domination kink.
Yeah.
No, it's weird.
It's weird.

(07:14):
And then the next thing you know, they're, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, the allegations.
Then they're unable to express that.
And then they find an avenue that's not.
Yeah, exactly.
And they end up on like the door chair or something.
Well yeah, I feel like we're going to hear a lot about.
The Caleb Hammer pipeline.
Yeah, Caleb Hammer, there's some sexual assault allegations.

(07:37):
We talked all about this.
But yeah, I do believe.
Oh, the business insider.
Yeah, we have a little bit of insight
from a journalist at Business Insider.
She's awesome.
I don't know why I feel like I have
to hold on saying her name until this article comes out.
I feel like I don't want to jinx it and like.
Yeah, don't.
I know.
So.

(07:57):
Hey, hype it up.
She's going to get all the hype once that thing's published.
I'm just so nervous about messing something up
and like Caleb like going crazy and making it stop.
Anyway.
If we're being real, I think it's Sunday night.
I think it's going to come out in the morning.
I have a strong feeling it's coming out tomorrow or Tuesday
morning.
It's that is a manifesting.

(08:18):
I'm manifest.
Yes, manifest.
I am too now.
The reason why that's plausible too
is one of the last messages I got from the journalist
on like Thursday, Wednesday or Thursday last week
was that the article was with the lawyers getting
final reviews.
And once it's good to go, it's going to get published.

(08:39):
So that's why we think it's probably coming this week
real soon.
I can't wait for the pedo Luminati to step in and get it
shut down though.
All I'm going to say is that this senior reporter
at a business.
She's awesome.
Capitalism approved business insider

(08:59):
found what we said to be credible.
So Caleb, suck my cock.
Interesting.
Careful.
Careful.
Oh, careful.
Careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, please, please.
Someday when he knows the way about Caleb,
he can come see me.
Yeah, you're going to have to worry about Caleb's friend.

(09:22):
He's a character.
I'm doing a character.
It's Fed Dante.
We're joking.
We always are joking here.
We literally are always joking, guys.
Don't take us seriously, except sometimes.
But I don't know.
That's for you to determine, not us.
I need a Fed persona.
Officer corndog.
I feel like a hot dog is the Fed version of a corndog, right?

(09:45):
Yeah.
For sure.
Officer hot dog.
Sorry.
No, no, we got to come up with your alter ego.
We'll tell you off air, because we have an idea of a yeah.
Oh, OK.
We're workshopping a new kind of show that
would be everyone in character.
And so we'll tell you about that.
We'll tell you all about that.

(10:06):
Although we are in character here, too.
It's just a different character.
There will be many characters.
This is Fed characters.
See, that's why I need a character,
because corndog is just me.
I'm just being me.
So any time the opinion gets challenged,
there's that ego creeps in.
Oh, we'll get you a character.

(10:26):
We'll get you a character.
I bet.
We'll get you a character.
We'll get you some Oakleys and a character.
Yeah.
All right.
Because now you're all going to have to do it.
No, finish what you're going to say.
I was just going to start talking about this dumb shit,
but corndog is the dumbest version of myself,
because I truly believe that I'm on the Socratic side of things.

(10:46):
I don't know shit, and therefore I am able to learn.
That is corndog.
That is who I strive to be, even though I
know I'm an imperfect human.
That's beautiful.
That's really dangerous, too.
We talked about a collab with corndog.
He can design.
I was just picturing a tie-dye.

(11:07):
Very tie-dye, cut-off, hippie t-shirt.
We'll talk about it.
Hell yeah.
We'll talk.
We got a lot of ideas for you.
I do not know so I can learn.
Yeah.
It's like a corndog on a cloud or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, we'll talk about it.
We'll fucking workshop it.
No, don't worry.
You'll get it.
Feddonte doesn't have the best ideas.

(11:28):
Tell us more about Caleb.
What's been going on with his merch?
So yeah, I have a little bit of a small presentation.
I made a YouTube video, but for those of you who haven't seen
it, I'll share it.
For those of you that haven't seen it, how dare you?
What the heck?
Yeah, first, second.
First?
What?
Second?
You and Adoi?

(11:49):
Third.
You're doing amazing.
I want to share my screen.
No, it's like a Zoom meeting.
We're in our corporate call.
Can everyone see his tab?
Can everyone see my tab?
OK, so I'm not going to play the video quite yet.
But corndog, have you seen any of, you probably haven't.
Have you seen any of the Caleb Hammer vlog footage?
Probably not?

(12:09):
OK, so Caleb Hammer.
Of course he's got like a 30 minute vlog.
Is this daily?
Three times a week, yeah.
All right.
Dude, they're the worst.
He's going to tell you, but they're just awful.
I was about to say, of course he's
got opinions that are like 90 minutes a week worth hearing,
of course.
The thing is, the vlogs have no, there's nothing.
And there's a podcast now, too.
And they have a, it's called The Weekend Warrior.

(12:30):
Sorry, this will be the last time I interrupt right now.
I just want to say, we've gotten some comments that are
like, wow, this is the fucking definition of people
making a pod.
Oh, we should make a podcast, bro.
No.
No, it's not.
Caleb Hammer's goddamn podcast,
that is the definition of we should make a podcast, bro.
Because it's nothing.
It's nothingness, you guys.
It's so unbearable.

(12:52):
Because I didn't start a podcast because I thought
it would be a good idea to start a podcast.
I started a podcast because it's fucking hilarious.
And I have a vision.
And it's our show.
It's not just a podcast.
It's our fucking broadcast production.
I have a bit.
So I'm going to be on the podcast.
But like, you got a very valid point,

(13:14):
because without other people, I can't imagine Caleb Hammer
content being very good.
Oh.
Because his whole thing is the other person.
Right?
So I can't imagine he's got much to say
without an active target.
I don't know.
The story of Caleb's life.
No, you'll see this clip.
But the lore of the podcast, the Caleb Hammer podcast,

(13:37):
is they, let me think about this.
So it's just so stupid.
Caleb used to be a project manager in TAC or something.
I don't know exactly.
Yeah, but he was just kind of one of those people that
doesn't really do a whole lot and just kind of asks
the engineers to do stuff.
For background, I'm an engineer and project managers

(13:57):
would frequently ask me to do things.
And it always annoyed me.
Some of them are good.
Caleb is definitely not good at that job.
I can't imagine him being a good coworker in any way, shape,
or form, especially based on these vlogs.
Well, what he did really is he created a YouTube channel,
supposedly to escape the corporate grind or whatever.

(14:18):
Which I get.
I'm all for it.
That's what I'm doing.
You corndog doesn't seem like the type that could really
do a corporate grind.
Not a chance.
Yeah, I'm burnt out of it.
Can't do it.
None of us here can really do it anymore.
And I get why Caleb is sick of it.
But all he did, it's what he's shown me in these vlogs,
is he just created a new corporate startup grind
for himself.
No, he just created a new grind.

(14:39):
He's at the top not grinding.
Dude, every day he's miserable.
Three times a vlog, he'll talk about how much he's like,
when can I retire?
Ha ha.
Oh, I don't want to be humor.
We're like boomers who have been working at the same job
for like 25 years and they hate their life.
And I'm like, bro, you made the company.
You created the concept.
You should be having a ball.

(15:00):
So I'm going to share this video.
We're only watching one clip from the vlog.
You'll get an idea of the vlog.
We're going to get to see, I don't know.
Well, it's pretty fucked up.
We'll just.
Great.
Guys, 23 away at a million.
Caleb's going to give free blow jobs to the million

(15:22):
subscriber.
OK, I'm going to go back.
Oh, sorry.
I didn't know he was saying something.
No, it's a very important moment.
For our audio listeners, Dante just
rewound the video for seconds.
And they also, for Corn Dog, they have like,
I believe it's like a $4,000 or $5,000 rig, camera rig.

(15:44):
And it's for vlogging.
And I've said this on the show before.
So for our 15 listeners who are going
to hear this for the second time, I'm sorry.
Like a red camera thing.
It's a Sony FX30.
And that's an, yeah.
But he's got all the, yeah, basically that.
It's like a cinematographer.
It's a real nice camera.

(16:05):
It's for shooting.
And this is what we're getting out of it.
Way too high end of a camera for what's being filmed.
Number one, they don't know how to use it.
It's got bad quality.
And two, if I'm vlogging, I want like an iPhone or like a little
like pocket camera.
GoPro is a good thing.
GoPro is voted for.
So good.
Yeah, OK, so here's the clip from the episode.

(16:25):
Caleb's going to give, he's going to give free blow jobs
everybody to the million subscriber.
Caleb's going to suck the million subscribers cock.
Just like that.
He's a pro.
This is on their official vlog?
Hopefully they'll shut the fuck up.
Crazy heat going on.
Whoa.
The fucking Wojak jump scare bro.

(16:47):
What the fuck?
That's 23 away.
At a million.
Caleb's going to give a free blow job.
Give free blow jobs.
Everybody to the million subscriber.
Caleb's going to suck the million subscriber cock.
Just like someone calling HR.
That's what's crazy, I think.
The craziest part is the lies.
Why is he pivoting?

(17:08):
I am.
Dude, right here.
Hold on, hold on.
He is the fucking soy jack.
I don't even subscribe to the Wojak thinking.
That's the fucking like chicken nubbix guy.
Yeah.
It's fucking him.
Like holy shit.
He's literally hitting the soy jack face.

(17:30):
He's just like, yeah dude, it's that face.
And he's, oh, oh, oh.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
What?
Sorry guys.
Sorry.
OK.
That was.
If this guy has ever made you feel like you aren't adequate.
Yeah, in your human endeavors.

(17:51):
Let us know.
Go back to that fucking frame.
Yes.
And just look at him.
It's OK to make fun of his appearance
because he's a piece of shit.
And then the next thing, call us so you can tell us all about it
and we'll tell the world if you want us to.
Buying like a 4K camera that's like $2,500.

(18:11):
Just for vlogs.
It's probably a 6K, bro.
I bet it's like a 6K camera.
No, it's 4K.
It's 4K, but it does 120 frames for like, it's for like,
for sports.
You know, you can use it for slow mo.
He did all that just for a guy with a one bar of battery

(18:32):
on his GoPro to just completely annihilate him.
Own him.
I bought this GoPro with my student loans.
2016, bro.
Is this a bad financial investment, man?
It looks like it to me.
He's having a good time.
He's on the Hello Alphabet agencies.

(18:53):
Broadcast.
You got me here, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Caleb would have called so many of my purchases dumb,
but I love all of them because I have a lot of hobbies.
Sue me.
That is the one thing is he would dismantle me
if he ever got my finances.
Except saying.
But then, would I really care?
Because I'm saying it here.
Exactly.
No, because he put his finances out on the internet

(19:16):
and they were bad, dude.
Like, I would be in, personally, I
would take my financial situation over Caleb's
in a heartbeat.
And he has way more money than I do.
And all of us.
He makes really weird investments.
His life is set up to be stressful.
Yes.
It definitely had to have been false, right?
There's no way he just put his real finances out there.
He had to have fudged some of it.

(19:37):
I feel like he definitely left out a stream of income.
But he's a landlord.
In my opinion.
Did you know that?
He's a college landlord.
He is.
But I do think.
That makes sense.
That attracts.
He might have a secret stream of income somewhere.
I'm not claiming anything, but I do
think there might be a secret stream of, like,

(19:57):
some sort of weird income from weird opportunities
he's offered people.
But we won't get back into that right now.
So here's his website.
Have you ever been to calebhammer.com?
Should we take the quiz?
You need to give it.
I could give it a 10 minute email.
Let's take the quiz.
That was actually not long.
I've taken it, but I didn't get the email.

(20:18):
We can take the quiz real quick.
That was one of my bullet points that I wanted to do.
Oh, you're following the bullet points.
Welcome to the Hammer Financial Score Quiz.
I've actually heard a rumor that no matter how much money
you have on this quiz, you can't get a 10 out of 10
unless you're a landlord.
Yeah, you have to have rental property.
Unless you are a landlord.
Yeah, you could have $20 billion be like,

(20:39):
no, I ain't really about being a landlord.
Like, just in cash.
You will never get a good score because you have to be a landlord.
The Hammer Financial Score.
We'll do this real quick.
So we'll start quiz.
Do we have debt?
Fucking yeah, we have debt.
Yeah, brother.
What type of debt?
I'm going to say probably we're just going to go with,
we'll say over 5%.
I definitely have some that's 5% or higher.
And so what percentage is going to debt repayments

(21:01):
in basic necessities?
That's like, I'll say like.
Basic necessities?
Yeah, at least 80% of my income.
We'll go with this one.
We'll go with that one.
That's solid.
Yeah, yeah, OK.
We have jobs.
Shit's expensive.
Do you have any debt?
Didn't they already ask us that?
Yeah, I have a.
So this one's weird because personally,
my personal situation, I have student loans.

(21:24):
But I don't have any really.
Like I have credit cards that I pay off usually every month.
And I don't have a mortgage.
So this doesn't give me.
So it's like I can have no debt, a variety of debts.
And only, yes, my only debt is a mortgage.
There's no option for student loans only.
The only acceptable debt is mortgage.
That seems like the most normal kind of debt.

(21:46):
Yeah.
So I'm going to say no.
I don't have any debt.
What's my age?
We're going to lie a little bit.
OK.
What's my age again?
Cory, you're.
Cory.
So we're 25 to 34.
Dude, I got bumped.
What percentage of your current total annual salarys.
I don't even know what this means.
Probably for most people.
No, you have to read it for our audio listeners.

(22:07):
OK, so what percentage of your current total annual salary
is in your retirement savings?
Not your contribution percentage,
but your total salary, less than 20%.
That still doesn't make.
It's still just a brand new.
These are just not a good salarys.
Total annual salarys.
Yeah, how much money do you have in an emergency fund?
You mean just like my month?
I don't know what that means.
I don't know how much it is to live for one month.

(22:27):
I don't really have an emergency fund.
I don't know.
Zero savings.
I have zero dollars saved, basically.
We're just doing this for the.
This is the average American taking the fund.
It's a lot of quiz.
There we go.
The only real.
No.
I'm not blind.
That's the craziest one.
I was going to say, are you a landlord?
Yeah.
Name.
Oh, and then you have to put your stuff in.
I feel like this is like a phishing thing.

(22:49):
I think we have hello alphabet agencies at Gmail.
Do we not?
Maybe not.
Entertain the people.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
10 minute mail.
I always forget about this site.
I know.
Every time that I need one, I forget.
And then I'm like, what is 10 minute mail?
You just get like a little inbox to use.
Oh, put a fake email?
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah, don't give him your email, because I'm sure he'll

(23:10):
try and hack it.
Oh, we got 12 out of 50.
Congratulations, guys.
Dude.
Well.
Most people are just.
Keep working.
Keep working.
If you do OnlyFans, you can get out of debt.
Yeah.
My friend will hit you up.
My friend will suck your cock for $500.

(23:32):
I bet he even weasels out of paying at the end, right?
Has to.
Most likely.
He's been rumored to.
So yeah, that was mostly it, except for this.
This is the last thing about Cain.
I love how he's hitting the senior photo.
Yeah, it's so funny.
That was probably him and Brandon.
Brandon is his editor, who's Nicole's arch nemesis.
I hate Brandon Gory.

(23:52):
He was like, yeah, he's like, Caleb, look like.
You know?
You know how I know he's a dweeb?
Oh, man.
My audio is bugging.
Because this man is a financial advisor.
I'm going to judge him based on his.
He's not a financial advisor.
Let me just clarify.
He's a grifter.

(24:13):
He's a grifter without a Rolex.
Bro, get a Rolex.
He's wearing the Apple Watch with the default band, bro.
Who are you grifting, bro?
Oh, bro.
What's that face medic?
There's like, you said it was about basically
Bosley for your face.
And someone on his subreddit was like,
it would be a good idea if Caleb used Bosley,
like face Bosley, because he's got a thin beard.

(24:35):
And the new editor that he hired or new producer or whatever
has a really thick beard.
And the audience loves it.
And they want Caleb to have a stronger beard.
Yeah, wasn't that in his subreddit?
Yeah, and it's like, the Caleb Hammer subreddit
is so awesome, dude.
And so speaking of the Caleb Hammer subreddit,
financial audit works.

(24:55):
So there's Caleb Hammer, and then there's creepy Caleb
Hammer.
Creepy Caleb, and we did not make it.
Someone randomly made it when we were
going through drama with Caleb.
And now it's pretty active, dude.
I'm going to go make so many edits of Caleb Hammer
with a really strong beard and post him.
Wouldn't he look so much better if he could grow a beard?
Oh, you're not banned from his subreddit.
Yeah.

(25:15):
Yeah, I'm not.
Don't do anything too creepy.
Be like, toe the line, because he will ban you immediately
if you're critical.
I feel like that would be like, he'd be like, damn,
I do look good with a beard.
You wouldn't delete it.
Make him a little chiseled looking.
If he thinks he looks good, he's going to keep it.
Like, chatify it a little bit.
That's what he did.
He does that to himself on the Finance Daddy t-shirt.

(25:37):
Oh, yeah.
Wait, did you show that?
Show his merch.
Shop.
OK, yeah, this is his new merch line.
It's really fucking weird, just in general,
given he's a financial, you know.
What does that say?
BDSM?
Yeah, we'll go through it.
Oh, what the hell?
Yeah.
So he is like.
It's a finance channel.
Supposedly not into all that stuff is what he said in the past.

(25:59):
Oh, fuck off, Caleb.
Stop getting me to sign up.
Try to sign up for your thing.
He makes himself look.
He chatified himself on the t-shirt.
And then he just looks like.
He's an I can't believe it's pulling me back into the Wojak
joke, bro, because there's a meme that's like.
It's like the one that's like.

(26:20):
It just says when I think I and it's Chad face, but really I
and it's the soy face or something like that.
Yeah, I'll find it.
I was arguing with someone online and they sent me this.
Yeah, like it's basically the soy Wojak, like posting the Chad
Wojak.
And this is him literally doing that on his own body.
Just like you couldn't shave for the photo shoot day.

(26:42):
Like that is not a strong enough beard for a photo shoot.
He's stressed.
He's stressed about Nicole.
You can't spend money on razors.
That is a poor financial decision.
And when you make a million dollars a year.
But you can buy a $4,000 camera to shoot shitty vlog.
But complain about it.
He's a capitalist who complains about spending money to make

(27:04):
money.
You know what they say?
I've been saying that my whole life.
I spend money to make money.
And he just hates.
He hates it.
He hates running a business.
He hates being on YouTube.
And he just I don't know why he's doing it.
Does he have a Wikipedia page?
I hope so.
If not, we should get on that.
I wonder if the reason he's doing it is like a different
totally like different reason.

(27:25):
You know, like, I don't know, finding people to do weird
stuff like scoping out people in vulnerable financial
situations.
He's like, where are the poorest amongst you?
Please come over to my house.
Oh, yeah.
BDSM.
I'm into BDSM.
Bonds, dividends, stocks and mutual funds.
That one's a fun one.

(27:45):
Bro, this is the corniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
There's there's no one buying index funds.
It's funny.
This is what happens when you don't pay graphic designers.
You have this goes along with the spend money to make money
thing.
Eat my assets.
Bro, fuck off.
OK, so here's a post from the Caleb Hammer subreddit.

(28:06):
So this is Caleb himself posting.
This is his Reddit account.
Hammer time.
Go through that sometime, dude.
That's a fun read.
Oh, it's so funny.
And there's if you can find the deleted post that he's
deleted over the years, you get bonus points.
So this says for our audio listeners, this is from Caleb
Hammer.
Go check out his Reddit account, Hammer Time 1995.

(28:27):
It's titled Financial Audit Works.
In all caps.
All caps.
Works.
Yeah.
For the first time ever, we have hard data.
And Court Dog, you would say that you're
college educated, right?
This doesn't necessarily matter.
But at some point, you took a stats class,
even if it was just basic stats.
And you would say that even if you hadn't taken that basic
stats, you would probably understand correlation.

(28:50):
We'll talk about it.
Basic correlation of statistics.
So the rest of this is data from our past guest shows that
on average, people who come on this show pay off $8,393 of
bad debt within seven months.
Let the haters hate.
We have hard data.
And people are changing their lives for the better.
I think haters, he means us.
That's fine.
Changing their lives for the better.

(29:11):
That's all that matters in the end.
Just Nicole and Dante.
Let Nicole and Dante hate.
We have hard data.
And people are changing their lives for the better.
That's all that matters in the end.
Yeah.
So the rest of the post doesn't really matter.
What I wanted to point out here, is there anything you
noticed about him saying that it works and they have hard
data to support that?
That he didn't give any data.

(29:33):
No.
There's no data.
No, it's hard data.
Look at it.
He took an average.
He wants you to look at it because it's hard.
That's hard data.
Yeah, that's why he wants you to notice it.
He only wants you to look at it when it's hard.
Yeah, he's like, look at my hard data.
It's like that South Park episode.
I don't know if anybody knows what I'm talking about.
The Hardly Boys.
And it's like Caleb Hammer and Brandon Corey.

(29:54):
And they're just like, oh, I've got a clue.
I've got hard data that financial audit works.
Oh.
Stop.
You want to come on my show?
Don't look under the table.
It's dripping.
Caleb's so weird.
I got to be a little weird towards him.
You deserve it.
We've been yapping about him for almost a year now.

(30:16):
And we know that it's finally almost time.
And honestly, it's just kind of like, this is our Super Bowl.
That's funny, actually, because we were supposed to record
with Quirnt Dogg on Super Bowl Sunday.
But as we all don't, we don't really
subscribe to time or dates.
And so we just were doing it now.
And this is my Super Bowl.
So welcome.

(30:37):
This is my Super Bowl.
I actually forgot to watch the Super Bowl.
And I'm just not watching the Super Bowl.
Can't remember what we did.
I'm at this home with my family.
I feel like watching this with my family.
I was editing one of our videos.
And it was way better than the Super Bowl.
We watched the Nickelodeon broadcast.
I was going to say, I tuned into a little bit
of the Nickelodeon one.
It was good.
I was curious.
How did everybody do that again?
It was pretty good.
It was pretty cool.
What, did they just slime everyone?

(30:59):
It's so fun.
There's just little animations.
Doodle Bob would pop out.
And I was like, OK, I can watch a little bit of this.
It was way lower budget than the main one, I feel like.
But it was also like, it was way more fun.
The announcers were having fun, because they
were little characters.
SpongeBob and Patrick were there.
Yeah.

(31:19):
They were like, yeah, they were good.
They were two of the announcers, had a little AI,
SpongeBob and Patrick, and then two real announcers.
It was a good time.
It was honestly a good time.
Clearly proved that it was scripted, obviously.
How could they animate it if it wasn't scripted?
They had to have gotten a script beforehand.
How the fuck else do you think SpongeBob
knew his goddamn lines?

(31:40):
That's what we're saying.
This is what the government won't tell you guys.
And no one's listening.
That and all the other weird stuff.
But mostly that.
You know what else is weird?
That one's the big one.
Paul Wysople.
Oh.
Yeah.
Bro.
I personally, if you want to know the truth here,

(32:00):
if the knitted anus goes missing.
It's probably something to do with Paul Wysople.
I would look into it.
But I don't know anything about Paul Wysople.
This Paul Wysople stuff was all fun and games
until I found frickin' video evidence
and now have direct voice comparisons
between Timothy McVeigh and Paul Wysople.

(32:22):
If I go missing, don't listen to anything anyone says.
Who's Timothy McVeigh?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Timothy McVeigh is the guy who did the Oklahoma City
bombing in 1995.
And that's a fact, right?
That's not a conspiracy theory?
No, that isn't.
That's what our government said.
I just want everyone to know that's a fact.
I'm just clarifying.

(32:42):
At that time, bro, they aired it a million times.
It was like the original 9-11, essentially.
They show that bomb, that blown up building, all the time.
And show all the crying people about it.
And it was Timothy McVeigh that did that on record.
Timothy McVeigh, yep.
Yep.
He's just getting names straight right now.

(33:03):
And then Timothy McVeigh had his execution,
what do they call it when they speed it up?
They expedited.
They expedited his trial.
And I remember seeing it, I think
they showed parts of it live on TV,
or showed recordings of it on TV.
I feel like I have a memory of that,

(33:24):
or him going into the needle chamber or whatever.
And then they killed him.
And he has not been around because he's been dead,
up until apparently the Pulse nightclub shooting,
when he was resurrected and came back to life as an FBI agent,
who was in charge of the Pulse nightclub shooting.

(33:46):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you mean in charge?
Cory, what are we talking about?
He was the lead investigator, bro.
He was the guy recording, talking to the news.
His name is Tim.
Oh, sorry, Paul Weisople.
Oh.
Why are you saying that Timothy McVeigh is Paul Weisople?
The pictures are identical, you know?
Oh, yeah, it said, knitted anus's browser

(34:06):
prevented recording.
Ask knitted anus to refresh the page.
Thank god he's gone.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, dude.
Oh, Paul Weisople this and Paul Weisople that.
Oh, my fucking god.

(34:30):
Dude, we fucking hate that guy.
I'm so glad he left.
Does anyone know that guy?
Oh, my gosh.
He just got the link and fuck.
I don't know.
How'd he get in here?
I wonder if he'll come back.
It seems like when he's wearing that hood,
he's a little more off the rails.
But when I'm talking to him and he doesn't have the hood on,
he's a normal dude.
Oh, it's weird.
I feel like I've FaceTimed him before.

(34:50):
But then he pops into here and I'm like,
who is this fucking guy?
He's got an anus?
No, he's like, yeah, I prepped for the episode.
Anus?
Yeah, it's just that knitted anus.
Oh, he's back.
Fuck, guys.
Oh, my god.
Oh, no, act natural.
Act natural.
Hey, what's up?
Hi, dude.
Hey, glad you're back.
What the fuck?
Hey, buddy.

(35:10):
So you can hear me?
I can hear this shit.
Yeah, yeah, we can hear you, friend.
OK, cool.
OK, anyway, so I saw Timothy McVeigh, Paul Wysople.
I said, ha, ha, ha, that's super funny.
Those two look like the same guys.
And then it made a bunch of stuff click in my head.
And I said, OK, what if this was true?
What if Timothy McVeigh did come back to life as Paul Wysople?

(35:33):
Let's just go down that road.
You said let's entertain the theory.
Until we find some proof that says, no, you idiot,
Timothy McVeigh is dead.
So I started walking down that road.
And we're very far down that road.
And if anything happens, again, it was Paul Wysople and maybe
the LDS church, too.
I'm not sure.

(35:53):
But it could be related.
I'm not sure yet.
Anyway, I found video evidence of both of these guys back
to back.
You ready to hear it?
So ready.

(36:14):
Is it playing?
Oh, god.
Can you see it?
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
I see something.
It's coming.
Oh, yeah.
Now we see it.
What the frick is this?
So that's probably our number one priority.
Number two would be counterintelligence.

(36:34):
We want to make sure that people don't come to our country
and spy, collect information, and bring it back
to their country, to our detriment.
Same thing with our private industry.
You want to make sure that the folks don't
come in and commit intellectual property violations
because businesses can go belly up
if all that research and development cost is not
recuperated.

(36:55):
The third would be our cyber.
And that kind of impacts across the board all spectrum.
Let's just go back to the original reference.
You'll see that maybe not everything is true
that you've heard about me.
Like what?
For example, what's not true?
Yeah, like what?
Well, am I pure evil?
Am I the face of terror sitting here in front of you?
Or am I able to talk to you man to man?

(37:17):
Can I make a comparison that I'm having, a brain blast
that I'm having right now?
Yeah, what?
What?
Are you thinking about Austin Russell?
Tell me.
I think this is more of a match than the Austin Russell
Travels Alliance podcast.
Bro.
I'm telling you, this is the same exact.
Imagine if there was a video of Charles Lyons talking
and it looked exactly like Austin, just a little older
and more grizzled.

(37:37):
It's crazy.
It's freaking me.
Oh, court dog.
So what does this mean?
What does this mean?
We'll film it later.
TLDR, Roger, just for the audience, sorry, Corey.
For our audio listeners.
For our audio listeners, we were referring to Roger Clay.
He's got a nephew who is a billionaire.
Austin Russell.
And I'm pretty sure I heard his voice on a podcast
that a bunch of Nazis were on.

(37:58):
For having me here, too, this is so great to be part of.
And like I said, what an amazing community
and amazing lineup there, too.
It certainly speaks to it.
Great to see some familiar faces all around.
I would want to see those 60 on white cases.
How many of those are like Jose Martinez?
Just about daily news reporting, other stuff.

(38:18):
It's really an incredible brand behind it.
And I think just by the sheer nature
to be able to attract such amazing people here
to the table and the way they've been able to connect
with amazing people over the years, even at Forbes events.
That's for sure.
And I think that's the larger point to be taken.
I guess what really kind of blew my mind,

(38:39):
I think, when I first got introduced
into nationalist politics was that just based
the level of care that you have to have,
protecting your identity, protecting others involved.
And then you compare that to, and what do we do, by the way?
We grill.
We hang out.

(39:01):
We chit chat about the news.
We yell at each other to have more kids.
That's what we're doing.
And then you compare that to the case
of some of these other more traditional media
publications or platforms like The Washington Post or Time,
other stuff like that.
Good businesses there, too.
And awesome to see people stepping up

(39:21):
to be able to preserve the sanctity of American journalism
more generally when it comes to other friends like that.
And what is this?
QueerInTheWorld.com, 12.8% of Atlanta
is LGBTQ plus identifying.
So I'm just going to say those 60 odd white folks are gays.

(39:44):
I mean, I'm doing fine.
But there's also a lot of successful billionaires
in the world there, too, as Forbes over 2000.
And it was surprising to me, particularly.
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of General Sherman.
But if somebody with his mindset were to go through,

(40:08):
legally, of course, as an agent of a duly elected government,
were to go through and carry out something similar in downtown
Atlanta, I wouldn't shed too many tears nowadays.
And over half a billion.
We were able to win and beat all that out.
And now we're using the nationalist politics,

(40:29):
ultimately getting a cap take.
Like I think the imp.
And then you can say that.
Yeah, there's other link.
It's a really unfortunate story.
Yeah.
And just so no one's concerned, that is all information
that was already given to appropriate people.
If not the same person, have to be extremely close relatives,

(40:53):
right?
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah, like the exact same person related.
But seriously, it's bananas.
I wonder when Paul Wyse Sople joined the FBI.
If I were to be a.
2013, I think he said.

(41:14):
When did the Pulse nightclub shooting happen?
When did he join?
Pulse was.
He joined in 2016.
I think 2013 is when he said that he joined.
But 2016, I think, was when Pulse happened.
Right.
I remember the Pulse thing happening.
Pretty suspicious, just like knowing nothing else.

(41:35):
I don't know, he seems kind of old to be starting
a job with the FBI in 2013.
Right, bro, he talks about the Oklahoma City bombing.
Do you want to see that?
Yep.
Yes.
This is such a beautiful facility.
This is the mayor in the middle.
And talking about the history of the facility.
Well, it's nice.
His colleagues are telling us.
But that used to be downtown and everything.

(41:57):
And how the Oklahoma City bombing
changed the face of FBI facilities now.
Paul's like sweating, he's like what?
Explain that.
It's true.
The Murrah building in Oklahoma City was attacked in,
I believe it was 95.
The downside to that was you had civilian casualties.
The target was political.

(42:17):
The downside to that was that it was a bombing.
It sounds like he's about to say, but here's the upsides.
But you had children that were going to a daycare center
that were hit.
And if they were to attack or someone were to attack
federal law enforcement, you don't want to have
that type of civilian casualties.
So the goal was to move the bureau, the FBI offices

(42:40):
to a more secure facility where we're isolated.
The goal of what was to move the stuff?
The goal of what, Paul?
We're gonna need clarification on the goal of what?
The goal of the bombing?
Wait, what are you talking about?
The goal of Timothy McVeigh was to move the FBI facility

(43:02):
into a more secure location?
That sounds interesting.
The way he talks about it.
Dude, this is crazy, right?
That's weird.
He says the goal of it was to move,
to make them more isolated.
Like what?
That's the most Freudian slip up, you know?
That is nuts.
This is crazy, I believe you, Corey.

(43:23):
Even if the guy talking about it did not look exactly like
and sound exactly like Timothy McVeigh, the OKC bomber.
Bro, and then they- That would be a crazy fucking statement
for an FBI agent to make in general.
And then the mayor starts talking about
witness protection and shit.
What?
Like to me in this interview?
That's me, if I'm the mayor, that's me, dude.

(43:45):
I'm just trying to make it, you're like-
Make him uncomfy.
This mayor- The mayor knows, bro.
Dude, no, I think he's probably like,
he's probably like, oh yeah, Timothy was just
a witness protection and the mayor is probably a crook too,
you know, allegedly.
He's a mayor, come on.
So he's probably just like, oh man, that is Timothy McVeigh.

(44:05):
He's my friend too.
Like they probably all think it's cool.
He's like, hey buddy.
They're like leaving to get in their cars
and like as soon as he's getting his car,
the mayor goes, Tim!
And he like turns around and he's like, ah!
I fucking knew it, I fucking knew it, dude.
Dude, if I saw this man, I would go, Tim!
I already know it's him.
I know it's him.
Timothy McVeigh, Timothy McVeigh.

(44:26):
I don't even need to like,
I don't even need to convince people anymore.
What if Timothy McVeigh was the cover name
and he's been Paul Weissopel since before?
It's that one name, it's like the astronaut,
it's like, Tim, or where would it be?
It's all Paul Weissopel.
It's always been Paul Weissopel.
It's always been.
Look at the way that they,

(44:47):
do you see the way that they spell, he spells his name.
Look, it's like it says Psi-Op in his fucking name.
Oh my God, bro.
Paul, okay.
Bro, this is like a fucking.
That does feel like such a.
All right, Mike Flynn.
And I've been looking.
Corey's gonna start pulling out, he's like,
okay, so at the timestamp, 403.

(45:08):
So if we add four and three together, seven.
And then seven means that,
well, so the thing is, is that I think that these people
are dorks enough to do this kind of shit.
Like I haven't found any of the numerology shit
to be like true, but you know,
half of the reason that people aren't getting on board

(45:28):
with this like Illuminati, QAnon stuff
is because it sounds so bananas.
But the thing is, is that these elites
actually think this kind of stuff.
Like they are literally rich D&D nerds
that just wanna like make their stupid little fairy tale plot
that one of their friends wrote a thousand years ago

(45:49):
come true and they're all in death cults.
So it's like, of course they think this shit.
So it doesn't really matter what I believe
because it's just, they're the ones
who are making all the decisions in the world
and they believe this shit.
They're the ones that like.
I just found his FBI.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah dude, look.
Okay, so.
Look at his fucking.
He began his career in February of 97.

(46:11):
In the Minneapolis.
Oh.
In the financial securities and frauds.
So they just sent him to the.
They said desk job.
Most obscure FBI office.
They said you're gonna work your way back up there.
In a fucking nation.
That's so good.
So.
Bro, great cover Paul.
Really good cover.
What happens if like,

(46:32):
like is, you're not the first person
to like uncover this right?
No.
So then he got transferred to.
There's been other people,
but no one takes it seriously, but.
They say.
I'm telling everyone to sit the fuck down
and this is serious
and we should all think about what the next step is
because this isn't the only thing.
This is the first of many things.

(46:54):
This is a crack in the foundation, bro.
We should listen to the maintenance.
He is the fucking linchpin, bro.
He is the fucking key to all of this
because it means that there's either like
a fundamentalist Mormon or like, you know,
fundamentalist extremist Catholic group or something
that is literally embedded in our fucking government, bro.

(47:16):
Like.
Let's have Mormon.
And they are.
And they're fucking hiding him.
Mormon, no.
I'm not even playing.
You weren't like, ah, this is like, oh, you're right.
We're crossing into like QAnon territory.
Cause like.
I have sunglasses on.
I don't believe any of this shit.
But dude, the thing is, is that QAnon is bitch.
Hey guys, can I say something?
Yeah.

(47:36):
This is my trippy hat.
No, you bring up QAnon
and I think it's actually a really good point
into like talk about these like known conspiracy theories
because I think it all ties back in the same way.
Who do you think is creating these conspiracy theories
that are, that do contain nuggets of truth,
but then just enough absurdity to make everyone sound crazy

(47:58):
that just blindly believe something,
but you, you tweak some things.
There are pieces that are true.
And that's what's fucked up about it is cause it is a side.
And then you can say, look, they're crazy.
Look at them talking about like, oh, child eaters
and drinking like Adrena chrome.
No, it's literally like.
Meanwhile, it's like they have these weird teenage,
you know, wilderness camps, the trouble teen camps.

(48:20):
One of my friends, like she has been really studying
this stuff and she thinks that it's probably coming
from these places where they're,
and you're where they're putting a little nugget
of information and then it spreads, you know?
And then they do this kind of stuff where they like
they victimize trans people because they're the most
victimized people in our society,

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the most fringe and like outsider so that they can use them
and abuse them.
And then when they come and say, these people are literally
like draining people's blood or whatever, you know,
everyone's like, you're nuts.
So it's like an evil genius plot to get no one
to believe them, you know?
And meanwhile, QAnon people are half right.

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They're like more than half right.
They're just missing little parts of it.
That was the last part of what I was gonna say.
Yeah, what's sad about it is they, yeah,
they prey on really well-intentioned people.
I mean, I'm not saying they're all, every QAnon-er
is on the money and they're great people.
No, but I'm saying a lot of times like,

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it's cult mentality.
You said it, it's a death cult.
It really is.
It's like these people a lot of times
are really well-intentioned or people like us
that are like, no, we just wanna find out the fucking truth
like this doesn't sound right.
You're obviously lying about something.
And then they get too deep into it
and are fed these pieces of information

(49:44):
that someone planted purposely to, you know,
throw off their own fucking tracks.
And then they're down a rabbit hole.
No one believes anything they're saying.
They're just a crazy person.
And that's the sad cycle you see of like,
just any cult, and this is a cult,
like it's all the same thing.
Oh, anyway.
I mean, cause realistically what probably actually happened

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with QAnon was like Peter and-
Peter Thiel, that's another character.
It was Peter and Mike Flynn and Donald Trump were in a room.
No, Donald Trump was-
And Roger Stone.
Yeah, Roger Stone, Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel,
and fucking Michael.
Allegedly were speculating.
Were in a room with Vladimir Putin and they were all,

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yeah, they were like-
Probably, bro.
How do we capture the Americans?
Like come up with a cool, fun conspiracy theory
that anyone in the Midwest will fucking latch onto.
And make it close to the actual weird shit we're doing
so that when people are like looking into it,
they associate it with these people
who everyone thinks are nuts.

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Am I crazy to say that it's like,
it took a lot of thought to throw Hillary Clinton,
Hillary and Bill under the bus on their part.
Like, because they had to pick the perfect person,
quote unquote, they'll say they're on the left or whatever.
There's Democrats, but that everybody would agree
would maybe be participating in this shit.

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And then they kind of get off scot-free.
Yeah.
And it's like, guys, guys, it's like,
we need to get back on track, we're so close.
This is not a conspiracy theory podcast.
This is a comedy podcast.
No, and we talk about this kind of stuff all the time.
You start looking at the OKC files from the FBI.

(51:29):
It's weird.
And this is like with all of them.
It's fucking weird.
The Paul Weisople named special agent
in charge of the Tampa division article
on the Federal Bureau of Investigations archive website.
The timeline is so fucking crazy.
So he starts in 97.

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It says, at the end, it says he was in the military
and worked for the army for three years before joining.
And so basically, in 97, they sent him to Minnesota, right?
And he's working there in frauds.
And then they sent him to an even more obscure field office
in Red Lake Indian Reservation.

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They literally sent him out of the jurisdiction
of the federal government for two years.
Jesus Christ.
This is not real, bro.
And then he surfaces again from Red Lake Indian Reservation.
He gets promoted from there in 2002.
No, in 2002, early 2002, he gets promoted
to the Office of Congressional Affairs of the FBI

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headquarters in Washington, DC, where
he was a liaison with members of Congress and their staff
and an oversight committee for the counterterrorism division
detailed by the CIA that let him throw his bomb.
Post 9-11, bro, are you fucking kidding me?
Like right after 9-11, the CIA goes, we actually need you.
This is un-soccer-real.

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Court dog, can you text that?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
I'll put it up on here.
It is literally right on their own website.
We'll put it in there and post.
Bro, this is nutty, right?
Yeah.
Like, people think I'm crazy.
No one believes me.
And I'm like screaming, guys, I'm not lying here.

(53:15):
You're like just reading literal documents.
I don't know.
I joke, bro, but I don't lie.
This shit is true.
This shit is real.
I would never try to bust the Fed.
I don't care about what am I going to do.
Oh, we love the Fed.
I just want to bully them for doing this shit.
So they're doing way too much.

(53:36):
This is way too much effort for I haven't seen the payoff.
No, guys, let's put our time, energy, resources
into something else.
Please, God.
The individual people who work at the Federal
Bureau of Investigation would be better off
if they all fucked off.
Yeah.
You guys, you're obviously smart.
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
All of this shit, all these things are false flags.

(53:59):
Without those, we are good people.
They're like things that are being badgered out of people.
They get autistic teens who are a little confused.
They'll give them a bomb and have them do stuff.
It's like the boss of the party.
Allegedly in his opinion.
So you're saying that the documents.
There's been suspicions and stuff.

(54:19):
And people have been saying this for years.
The guy from Nashville allegedly maybe got the bomb
from the fucking FBI.
This isn't shit that I'm making up in my head.
This is shit that's real.
Yeah, this is just recording.
No, our world's fucked up.
And we live in a security intelligence state.

(54:40):
And it's a fascist police state.
And we all need to just fuck it.
So you're telling me that when we did our civic duty.
Well, we felt to be at the time our civic duty
and investigated Austin Russell.
Because we found too much.
And we were like, we have to get all of this down.
I don't want to be the only one with this info.

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Austin might kill me.
And give this to a federal authority.
Because holy shit, I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm tapping out.
So you're telling me at the end of that document, when I said.
Right now I'm fed Dante.
So fed Dante is who went to the.
No, it was.
We were in fed character.
Dude, you guys went into the lion's den.
And when I wrote the end of that last paragraph.
You're fighting for democracy there, guys.

(55:22):
What we thought was democracy.
What we thought.
But at the end when I said that Austin Russell is, if true.
If he is the guy on the podcast.
He would have been involved in Charlottesville,
which is domestic tea.
And maybe there's election stuff.
And so you're telling me that maybe they.

(55:44):
I'm not going to say it.
We don't have to say it.
We have the guy on that podcast said
that he was involved in Charlottesville.
Well, they were they were they were a known podcast.
It's like.
Yeah.
This alias was like.
I saw online Nazi throughout that whole period.
Yeah.
Wait, maybe the feds knew maybe we.
All right, guys, I don't think Austin Russell's guilty.
I think that I'm just making things up.

(56:05):
No, we're just joking about all this, guys.
This is all a joke.
The Paul Weisel joke is really funny.
That's the funniest joke you've ever told.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm reading even more about the Paul Weisel joke.
Wait, can you tell us another joke, gort dog?
It just it's more.
This is from the Timothy McVeigh Wikipedia page.

(56:26):
It's just more lining up of the timeline.
So he was found guilty and sentenced to death in 97.
So he went to jail and out of the public eye
when he's at the same exact time Paul Weisel
got sent to Minnesota and Red Lake Indian Reservation.
Come on.
And then Timothy McVeigh is executed on June 11, 2001,
six months before Paul Weisel goes back to Washington, DC

(56:49):
in 2002 to become part of the counterterrorism.
Oh my fucking god.
So they kind of sent him to that reservation to just, yeah.
They wanted him out.
To wait on the Timothy McVeigh trial.
Yeah, that was the OG witness protection.
They did the capitalist version of Mao.
You know how in Mao, he left and went and lived
with the people for a long time.
Yeah, reverse witness protection.

(57:10):
Yeah, and that was like the, you got
to go learn what the people are doing
so you can take care of them, theoretical communism, right?
But this is theoretical capitalism.
It's all a joke, but it's like, oh, you
do a domestic tea to gain power for the state,
and then you fuck off for a little bit
and go live with the people that we really
fucked over the hardest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Really go understand what we've done so you can learn

(57:32):
to exploit them so we can do a real domestic tea next time.
The domestic G victims.
Stop!
Yeah, dude, Paul Weisel, hey, thanks
for doing a domestic tea.
Maybe you can learn how we did a domestic G.
All right, I think that's an hour.
They use, yeah, let me just say this one last point.
I really do think that they've learned from this MKUltra shit,

(57:57):
guys, that trauma can allow them to control us,
because if we're scared of everything, if our spaceships
are always blowing up, or our towers are falling down,
or we're going off to war, whatever, every year there's
another shooting or whatever.
We're living in constant fear.
Opioid epidemic.

(58:18):
The opioid epidemic.
If you take a step back and look at the way that we live,
it is madness, and it is too much,
and it's why we're all scared and anxious and terrified
of everything.
And it's because these guys have learned
that if they give us trauma and scare us, that they can get us,

(58:39):
that we will go along with anything that they want to do.
So they get to go to World War III, and no one does anything.
I feel like it's even simpler than that, because all
of these things, they're common messages.
Be scared of the next person.
Be scared of the person next to you.
Don't think that you can form a group.
That is what it is.

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Don't think that there's enough of you thinking the same thing.
Everyone's thinking something different.
The community, because there could always
be someone waiting to shoot up the local grocery store.
Right, and they've got Americans thinking it's
every one in five persons.
That is a psychopath that wants to hurt a lot of people.
It's not, guys.

(59:20):
But it's not.
It's truly not.
It's not even one in every five million people is like,
I want to commit a big G or a domestic T.
It's just the people up there already.
Like, if you remove all these false flag weirdo things,
we're good people.
I'm talking about most of these attacks and shit.
Here's something that I've always thought about.

(59:43):
If it wasn't a lie that they had to perpetuate,
there would be no money in domestic T. But there is.
There is.
There's a big, huge, giant underground network of T
that is very lucrative and runs on a industrial complex here.
OK, Mr. Communism.

(01:00:05):
That's a joke.
He's making a joke.
I am very funny when it comes to the complex jokes.
That's about an hour.
Perfect ending.
It is.
And I'm about to die.
Paul Weisopel, don't come after me.
Yeah, dude, I have no power.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm just saying, hey, this is true.

(01:00:26):
I have no power.
Don't kill me, please.
Yeah, kill me even less, because I'm just learning.
I'm just hanging out.
I'm really just hanging out.
You should have just done a better job of hiding it.
This is a shit job.
That is a shit job.
This is on the City of Tampa's YouTube page
with the mayor of Tampa.
I straight up don't trust witness protection.
No.
I used to think, oh, if I got contacted

(01:00:47):
by witness protection, I would trust them.
I would never get found.
Don't talk to the FBI.
Do not talk to the FBI.
They are up to no good, I think, in my opinion.
In his opinion.
Lots of boos and gaffs and jokes.
When we're done recording, I have one thing to tell y'all.
I have one thing to tell y'all when we're done recording.
All right, sounds good.
OK, thanks.
All right, everyone.

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