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September 7, 2025 67 mins

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You know what there's just not enough of in this country? Children in schools with guns. That's why the fine christian folks of North Carolina have decided to buy an abandoned school, and teach children offensive tactical maneuvers in the halls. It's like jesus said,  "Go out into the hallways and classrooms and pelt each other with plastic beads. I am the Lord." That Jesus sure loved to cut up with non-lethal ammunition. Thank god for Jesus. Won't you join us, friend?

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