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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Welcome to hey Real Quick.
I hope you're taking yourClaritin or your Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Or Zyrtec, or all of them, oh my.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Because I got some allergies.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah Well, we were talking last week and you were
like man, my right eye has justbeen itching, it's my left eye.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, it's my right on the inside corner.
Yeah, next to my nose.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And if I mess up and kind of scratch it, Rub it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's like a dog.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
When a dog starts scratching, like you're, just
like, no, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Never stopping.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm getting it after it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's bad.
Yeah, I did that in the middleof the night.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I woke myself up and I take a Zyrtec every day.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, yeah.
And then my left side of mynose, tmi, starts like getting
stuffy and I can't breathe.
So I got up, took a Benadryl,which is not great for you, I've
heard.
By the way, it's not great.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Benadryl Mm-hmm.
Why?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
is it not good I?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
don't know.
They say it has links todementia, which is not.
That's not good news.
No, Well, as long as I can'tremember I'm itching, but it
does make you tired and drystuff up and you can go to sleep
.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So make a safe one, whoever but.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I'm telling you, man, and the hot pink dye probably
didn't help either, but I waslike, my eye was like please
take one.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, I can't If I take a Benadryl and then midday.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I have to power through, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It would knocks me out.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, it knocks you out, I think more than me.
It just makes me less happy,joyful, Like I'm kind of like
flat.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, it knocks me out Like it.
Maybe that's why I'm notitching, because I'm unconscious
.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
But I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Ooh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't take naps, but if I take a Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, you might take a nap on your way to the car
line.
But yeah, you might take a napon your way to the car line.
But yeah, it's so it'sbeginning of March and I have
seasonal allergies.
Let's get into it.
I've been in Nashville since 96, and they call Nashville or
Middle Tennessee, like.
It's kind of like a bowl.
You know it's like a, it sitsin a bowl, so all the pollen
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blows over and just settles.
I believe it, and so probablyaround like 2008,.
After I've been here forwhatever that was 12 years I was
like I think I'm going to getallergy shots.
I did them for four years,three and a half or four.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You don't do them now .
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, you're technically.
They used to say you had to dothem forever, but there's kind
of a window of like three tofive years where you build up
immunity, so like you figure outhow much what you're allergic
to.
And they were like you areallergic to all the grasses,
yeah, and all the trees, and I'mlike that's a problem yeah and
(03:19):
cats.
Um, so yeah, but it does like Ican actually take a zyrtec and
go outside now and work in theyard, like before it was just
like I can't breathe, my eyesare tearing up and like it was
bad I feel like it did help.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I take zyrtec in the morning or at night, or whatever
I don't think it does anything.
I think you have to take zyrtecfor like every day, for like a
week.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I take it all year long.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Really Maybe.
That's why it doesn't work forme.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't think it's very anecdotal Is that the word?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, Like if stuff flares up.
Zyrtec does nothing, I got todo Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, you need a heavy hitter Now.
Do you do the Flonase stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, Robin does Flonase.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Astaline, that other one.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I don't like it.
Maybe it would help.
I'll tell you what does notwork.
What's that For the itchy eye?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's the little eye drops Pat a day yeah $5 a day.
Yeah, yeah, $5 a drop thosethings.
First of all, they're expensive.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So Carter had all his math homework and they do it on
their Chromebook.
So you're looking at a computerscreen.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
So my eye was itching like crazy and he wanted to go
ahead and do his homework.
So I was like all right, holdon, Put a drop in there.
I can't see Like it makes myeyes blurry for like 30 minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh, wow, that long.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, they still itch , but then I'm upstairs like
maybe 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But I'm just like blinking over and over again.
I have to get close to thescreen.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
So it doesn't help.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Not really.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I don't think it helps either.
I tried them when you told meabout them a couple of years ago
.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It worked for, I think, our boys when theirs
would get real bad.
But we got.
I got home, we got home fromschool and it was crazy windy.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yes, like the other day, yesterday, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
So we're in the backyard with the dogs for the
football a little bit, maybelike 20 minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I came inside and like 10 minutes later, my eye
was just like yeah, like Cameinside and like 10 minutes later
my eye was just like an alarmclock going off.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, and then you're sneezing.
I was sneezing in the middle ofthe night, I couldn't stop.
It's not a cold, because yougot the watery eyes.
You have the sneezing itchyeyes and I don't feel bad you
know, but it's the only thingI'm like please get warm.
Please come on spring.
We're about to hit daylightsavings time next Sunday, I'm
fine.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Once it gets hot, it's just when you get that
first little crack of spring.
You get those days that arelike 75 degrees, yeah, and those
little weeds start sprouting up.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh yeah, and the pollining, and there's a few
rounds of that, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That sounds like a scary movie.
It is a scary movie.
Have you seen the pollining?
Have you?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
been on my back porch in april.
It is scary and you can wipe itall down and wipe everything
off and then come out the nextday and you're just like look at
this yellow like you're likeokay, I don't know.
It's the world we live inoutside doesn't have an air
filter, so I don't know what todo about it.
But don't go outside.
Don't go outside.
Doggone it Anywho.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I mean, the dogs have gone outside.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, they better go outside, don't go in
the house.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'm surprised our dogs don't have allergies.
You know how dogs sneezesometimes.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, and they get that like hard sneeze my dog did
and she would like keep goingand she had skin allergies.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
They'd be like just wipe her feet off.
Every time I'm like Wipe themOkay.
Yeah, we've done that.
Yeah, we've done that.
I got the little wipes, wipes.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, wipe their feet off when they come inside.
Okay, I don't know how manytimes your dog goes outside, but
it's not once a day.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
No, could be 17.
Could be three, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But that's a lot of wiping.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's a lot of wiping and they don't really Sorry.
We have yeah, yeah, standard.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
They don't really do it.
It's time to think Dog's pawsare like little sandpaper toes.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And then you get a Clorox wipe.
First of all, it destroys thewipe.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, but are you using a Clorox wipe?
That's horrible.
No, it's like a little A babywipe.
Yeah, like a dog wipe.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's basically a baby wipe, which is even dinkier.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
But it's like a little dinky.
That's like here take thisClorox wipe and go clean off
that cinder block.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh yeah, it gets kind of disintegrate.
They have a thing now that youcan stick their dog.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
We got that.
Oh, you fill it with water.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh, okay, it's got little bristles and you dunk
their paws.
You're ahead of me, okay, doesit?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
work.
I mean it gets mud off andstuff like that At this point
you're right.
But then their paws are soakingwet.
Well, if their paws are too wet, they can breathe yeast.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh, oh Bye.
We had to take, we'll take thedirt.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Raid the vet to get the cytopoint injection.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
The little allergy shot.
It takes about three or fourdays to kick in.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Does it help itchy eyes?
Can I get it?
No, go ahead, sorry, I probablyshould have got it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I probably should have asked how much it calls for
she got it.
But I was like I don't care,just do it.
Yeah, you know, but it works.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Like she ain't licking her paws.
She ain.
But I'm like when it wears off,we're going to push it and see
how far we can go again.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
How long is?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
it supposed to last?
Oh, you know how that goes.
I said doesn't it last likethree months?
They're like.
Well, it depends on the dog.
It's usually eight to 12 weeks,some dogs less, some dogs more.
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I ain't doing this every five weeks or seven.
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's going to last three months.
I'll go ahead and tell youright now that's how long it's
lasting.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh me, but yeah, allergies, but everybody wants
to get outside.
You know, I mean it was nicetwo days ago, but now it's like
50 again.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I guess Nashville's not the only place like this,
but it is 80.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's wishy-washy, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And then I about got frostbite the other night at a
flag football game the wholefamily was freezing.
Yeah, people had on.
It was weird because it saidlike it was 50 degrees but it
was real windy.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, and you know, sometimes up here it's like 10
degrees or zero.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But I guess it was because it was like 70 or 80 a
day or two before you got tocustom, to it yes, mm-hmm.
Everybody at that game.
There were teenagers.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Like one of the coaches on Braxton's team, like
he's a little assistant coach orwhatever.
He's you know, probably like 17.
Mm-hmm, During the game he tookone of those big like outdoor
blankets.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And he was wrapped up in the blanket during the game.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
When a teenager has a giant blanket on in public.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, you know it's cold, it's cold yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
My feet were numb.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Ooh, uh-uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And then I was like man, my feet are frozen, yeah my
feet are frozen.
Yeah, and Carter.
I think Carter was like why doyour feet get cold?
I was like because I'm old.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, we ain't got any circulation man.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, I should be at home right now, but now I'm here
.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Right Should be in my jammies.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, on the couch, be in a lazy boy.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah.
With a blanket, maybe a heatedblanket.
There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It'll probably snow again.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh yeah, we're going to get enough snow.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Before the end of April.
Yeah, that's when people likethey're totally up for it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's going to snow two days before Easter.
That's what's going to happen.
Which one is Easter now?
June?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
April 20th.
Yeah, it feels like yeah.
School's out before Easteralmost the Easter Bunny's going
to be in a bikini, Because it'sgoing to be yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I brought you some flip-flops and some sunscreen.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And a beach umbrella.
But yeah, it's late this year,but man.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Why is it late?
When do they?
Why is it so late?
I don't know how that works.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
How does easter work?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
well, it goes, is it all I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I know like why is good friday so late?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
yeah, right, yeah, why don't works?
How is?
I kind of feel stupid um youknow it's bad when you're
googling how does easter work?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
why is easter when it is oh, that actually popped up
wait, it's the okay.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
This is crazy.
Easter is celebrated on thefirst Sunday after the full moon
, that occurs on or after thePascal.
This says vernal equinox,mm-hmm, what in the we going by
the moon.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, so it says the Pascal full moon.
What is the Pascal full moon?
What is the Paschal full moon?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
So I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I didn't know it either, and I'm I'm ashamed to
say the date of Easter is tiedto the relationship between the
Paschal full moon, whose datesare based on calculations made
long ago, obviously, and thechurch's fixed date of the March
equinox, also called the springequinox in the northern
hemisphere, which is March 21st.
Shout out to my son, jonah,that's his birthday.
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He's going to be 22 this year.
What's up?
How old?
22.
Oh my gosh, I know, thanks tothis, determining when Easter
will be can get more than a bitconfusing because of the
occasional differences betweenthese ecclesiastical dates and
the astronomical date I don'tenjoy any of that.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Just make it the first sunday, I know it would be
nicer if it was just likechristmas is always the 25th if
it could just always be.
Yeah, I know well, it's got tobe on a sunday but yeah, I know,
I know it's gonna be on sunday,but Sundays are different.
But just do the first Sunday,oh the first.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, yeah, who cares about the moon?
I know, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Are werewolves celebrating Like the first full?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
what are?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
we doing.
I don't know, I kind of want toask my priest about that.
I don't think I'm saying thatright.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You ain't getting that pop up on your.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
This is like just tune in, while we.
Google.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And I don't know what I'm.
The full moon used in thecalculation is an artificial one
based on the metonic cycle.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
OK, I don't know any part of that sentence.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'm scared to look up how Halloween works.
Like, yeah, just pick a day man.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's anywho, it's late this year, but can.
I say this I'm hoping that,because it's April 20th and not
the end of March or whatever,that it might be kind of warm.
You know, people like I meannot everybody, you know whatever
but if you go to church onEaster, everybody gets a new
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Easter dress.
Or you know you might get somenew sandals or whatever.
Everybody's dressed up and looksnice and want to take some
pictures.
Have an Easter egg hunt,whatever, and people are
freezing and they got like apuffy jacket on with their
Easter outfit it and people arefreezing and they got like a
puffy jacket on with theirEaster outfit.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It'd be nice.
It's like trick or treating.
I know when it's cold.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It's nice when it's not yuck weather.
I did not know that at all I'mgonna find, I'm gonna get to the
bottom of that.
Um, but yeah, because today'sactually Ash Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay.
So it's yeah, we should I guessEaster Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
But anyhow.
So allergy season.
I guess I'll go back to theflow nays.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I guess, yeah, I know it's big news.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Sometimes I get nosebleeds, though I think it's
because of the flow.
Nays.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh, you think it's because you're snorting
something up your nose that yournose bleeds.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You need a steroid nasal spray.
What's that going to make?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
you do have nosebleeds in the middle of the
night I've got blisters on myfeet.
I don't know what that is.
I've been walking on hot coalsevery Wednesday.
Okay, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I've been walking on hot coals every Wednesday, but
as long as you're not sneezingand your eyes ain't itching.
Right, but you're going to getaway from the pollen and go.
You're going to the beach,right?
Oh yeah, yes, spring break, pcb2025.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
No, I'm just kidding.
We're going to St George Island, which is a little island.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh, it's right, it's south of Apalachicola, and if
you don't know where that is, Idon't either.
It's at the beach, okay yeah,where is Apalachicola?
But anyway, we're going withsome friends and then hang out,
supposedly.
I mean, it's a small place.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's like a little strip of an island you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, tiny yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess that'stechnically still an island, but
yeah, it kind of looks like arunway, I guess.
Oh yeah, yeah, when you look atit on a map, mm-hmm, so it's
got a little pool in the housewhich would be great, because I
think it's going to be about 70degrees high.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh is it heated.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Ocean's got icicles in it.
It's going to be cold.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Okay.
Oh yeah, that's further downthan PCB.
Yeah, it's down there.
It's southwest of Tallahassee,Tallahassee yeah, okay, I've
never been there.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I've been to Apalachicola.
I went there 2010.
Oh wow, I remember it becauseAJ McCarron threw a pass to
Amari Cooper to beat Georgia andaccidentally, like, punched my
buddy in the face because wewere all excited like jumping up
and down.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It was me and Nick and I was like jumping up and
down.
Sorry, I didn't mean to, itdidn't hurt.
Yeah, but we went and playedgolf.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Okay, down there Nice .
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Which is nice.
I will say this when we wentdown there to play golf we go to
the tee box and there was aneither one of us are good at
golf and we go to the tee boxand there was like maybe a four
or five foot alligator.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Whoa Like just down.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Nope, like maybe 20 feet from it.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
And I don't like alligators.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I don't like alligators, so we were like, but
it was chilling and whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
So we end up getting up there and hitting and then go
get back in the cart and thenwhen we go back to the little
clubhouse or whatever, get somelunch.
Well, yeah, we saw a gator onnumber whatever.
Yeah, they're like oh yeah,they're out there.
They're like have you seen thebears?
We're like wait, what, what?
So they're like, oh yeah,they're out there.
They're like have you seen thebears?
We're like wait, what, what?
So they're like, oh yeah, wegot black bears, which I didn't
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know they had.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I forget.
Florida has black bears.
I didn't know they had bears.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yes, and she was like yeah, look at the dumps.
All their dumpsters have likelocks on them yeah.
So the'd take a golf club andlike, rustle some leaves or some
pine straw.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'm like that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's fine, just throw it.
Oh, I was scared to death.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
But, yeah, yeah, I can't.
I can't be somewhere wherethere's bears.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, I can't concentrate on something else.
When there's bears, no Bears.
Uh-uh, no I can't concentrateon something else when there's
bears.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
No, but not to get in the bear thing again.
I know, yeah, I can't do it, Iknow.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
But yeah, hopefully we don't see any bears, yeah, or
alligators.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
No, oh, my Lions tigers.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It's the Wizard of.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oz up in this beach.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
That's going to, yeah , that's gonna, yeah, that's
gonna leave mark, but, um, yeah,uh, okay, well, let me know,
and I'm gonna play golf, uh,when we go down there.
Uh, anyway, um, yeah, we'regoing with our friends don and
scott.
We've been on with them beforewe saw the bear with them of
back to bears.
So he had his 50th a while backNice.
So we're going there to hangout and then me and him are
going back to their house.
He's got some buddies comingand we're all going to, I guess
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like a guy's trip, but we'regoing to just play golf a couple
of days.
But I don't really play golfanymore.
Oh yeah, you more.
Oh yeah, but either.
Probably everybody's kind ofthe same boat, probably.
So it's just weird, you all gettogether and then you play
something that most of you arehorrible.
Yeah, yeah, right I guess it'slike bowling I guess yeah but
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yeah, you just get outside andthen it's nice you're
complaining, you know, I don'tcomplain anymore, I just I just
take plenty of golf balls.
Yeah, yeah, I just have, ifanybody needs any.
I'm just like how many you want?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
My bag is 300 pounds.
I can't prepare what you need.
You need a club.
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You got some batter spray.
Yeah, oh my goodness, butAlright.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, so that'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Wild Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I'm gonna take some Claritin.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, so that'll be fun.
Wild Kingdom.
I'm going to take some Claritin.
Yeah, I would still take some.
Okay, are you Claritin orZyrtec?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Wait, what'd I say?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Zyrtec.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh, I guess.
Oh sorry, not to get all bougie, I don't take Zyrtec, I take
Allertec.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh, that's what I takeco tick.
I just still call it Zyrtec.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, I do too.
It's the green top.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Mm-hmm, that's all I know.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Oh, Claritin's a little blue.
It's got the blue sky on it.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Instead of like acetaminophen, you got ibuprofen
.
It's the other main one forantihistamines.
That's not Benadryl, thenon-drowsy.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I feel like Zyrtec is like the.
I feel like Claritin is likethe Target and Zyrtec is like
the Walmart.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, I think Claritin is maybe a little
stronger.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Is it?
I don't know Is it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I don't know, is it stronger?
I'm about to sneeze right now.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Three, two, one Claritin.
You want some pat today?
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Can I put it in my nose?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Speaking of Easter, you, on a hard hunt, find that
little bottle of eye drops.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh man, yeah, that should be the golden egg prize.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Put that in your basket.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Right, that should be in the golden egg.
Hey I got $27 eye drops.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You need reading glasses to see the bottle.
Yeah, not the instructions.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
The bottle.
Yeah, you're like, I'm sorrywhat?
How much is it?
Did Ant-Man give you this.
This is not sponsored by.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Pataday, by the way.
Yeah, we done shrunk this down.
What happened to these sustaindrops?
I got those.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I love the ones that are like oh, they're basically
like just tears, Well, just showme how much better they cost,
I'll start crying, yeah.
I'm going to flush all this outright now.
I got emotional, butimmediately the itching stopped.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You know what?
I'll just wait until the fullmoon, and then, when Easter
comes, it'll all be gone.
I still can't believe that.
Equinox.
Number one I don't know whatthat is.
Number two stop using it.
Just pick a day on the counter.
It's made by.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Chevy.
That's all I know.
It's a comfortable SUV.
We've rented them before.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Is that a hybrid?
Is that electric?
Yeah, what's it?
Run on Pataday?
That'd be $4 million.
Fill it up, yeah, I don't know.
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Anyway, that's disgusting whenyou think about it.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
It is, and you know what.
We've got to stop doing it.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
No, let's not do it.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I used to be like people are like.
Can you take your shoes off?
I'm like that's like Dusty Slay.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Like I'll just go home.
Yeah, I'm kind of on's gross.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Well, we do that, we throw the football in the
backyard and then be like checkyour shoes for dog poop.
And then there's no giant poopon your shoes and you're like no
poop.
I guess I'll just walk to thekitchen.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Where I drop Oreos all the time and then say five,
second rule.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Have you heard of a microscope?
Yeah, so yeah, I guess weshould take our shoes off.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, ooh, all right, I got to go get some eye drops
right now.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
We got to go find them.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Have a good one Take a Zyrtec.
Thank you.
Welcome to hey Real Quick.
I hope you're taking yourClaritin or your Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Or Zyrtec, or all of them, oh my.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Because I got some allergies.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah Well, we were talking last week and you were
like man, my right eye has justbeen itching, it's my left eye.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, it's my right on the inside corner.
Yeah, next to my nose.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And if I mess up and kind of scratch it, Rub it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's like a dog.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
When a dog starts scratching, like you're, just
like, no, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Never stopping.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm getting it after it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's bad.
Yeah, I did that in the middleof the night.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I woke myself up and I take a Zyrtec every day.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, yeah.
And then my left side of mynose, tmi, starts like getting
stuffy and I can't breathe.
So I got up, took a Benadryl,which is not great for you, I've
heard.
By the way, it's not great.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Benadryl Mm-hmm.
Why?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
is it not good I?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
don't know.
They say it has links todementia, which is not.
That's not good news.
No, Well, as long as I can'tremember I'm itching, but it
does make you tired and drystuff up and you can go to sleep
.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So make a safe one, whoever but.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I'm telling you, man, and the hot pink dye probably
didn't help either, but I waslike, my eye was like please
take one.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, I can't If I take a Benadryl and then midday.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I have to power through, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It would knocks me out.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, it knocks you out, I think more than me.
It just makes me less happy,joyful, Like I'm kind of like
flat.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, it knocks me out Like it.
Maybe that's why I'm notitching, because I'm unconscious
.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
But I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Ooh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't take naps, but if I take a Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, you might take a nap on your way to the car
line.
But yeah, you might take a napon your way to the car line.
But yeah, it's so it'sbeginning of March and I have
seasonal allergies.
Let's get into it.
I've been in Nashville since 96, and they call Nashville or
Middle Tennessee, like.
It's kind of like a bowl.
You know it's like a, it sitsin a bowl, so all the pollen
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blows over and just settles.
I believe it, and so probablyaround like 2008,.
After I've been here forwhatever that was 12 years I was
like I think I'm going to getallergy shots.
I did them for four years,three and a half or four.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You don't do them now .
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, you're technically.
They used to say you had to dothem forever, but there's kind
of a window of like three tofive years where you build up
immunity, so like you figure outhow much what you're allergic
to.
And they were like you areallergic to all the grasses,
yeah, and all the trees, and I'mlike that's a problem yeah and
(03:19):
cats.
Um, so yeah, but it does like Ican actually take a zyrtec and
go outside now and work in theyard, like before it was just
like I can't breathe, my eyesare tearing up and like it was
bad I feel like it did help.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I take zyrtec in the morning or at night, or whatever
I don't think it does anything.
I think you have to take zyrtecfor like every day, for like a
week.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I take it all year long.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Really Maybe.
That's why it doesn't work forme.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't think it's very anecdotal Is that the word?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, Like if stuff flares up.
Zyrtec does nothing, I got todo Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, you need a heavy hitter Now.
Do you do the Flonase stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, Robin does Flonase.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Astaline, that other one.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I don't like it.
Maybe it would help.
I'll tell you what does notwork.
What's that For the itchy eye?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's the little eye drops Pat a day yeah $5 a day.
Yeah, yeah, $5 a drop thosethings.
First of all, they're expensive.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So Carter had all his math homework and they do it on
their Chromebook.
So you're looking at a computerscreen.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
So my eye was itching like crazy and he wanted to go
ahead and do his homework.
So I was like all right, holdon, Put a drop in there.
I can't see Like it makes myeyes blurry for like 30 minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh, wow, that long.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, they still itch , but then I'm upstairs like
maybe 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But I'm just like blinking over and over again.
I have to get close to thescreen.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
So it doesn't help.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Not really.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I don't think it helps either.
I tried them when you told meabout them a couple of years ago
.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It worked for, I think, our boys when theirs
would get real bad.
But we got.
I got home, we got home fromschool and it was crazy windy.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yes, like the other day, yesterday, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
So we're in the backyard with the dogs for the
football a little bit, maybelike 20 minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I came inside and like 10 minutes later, my eye
was just like yeah, like Cameinside and like 10 minutes later
my eye was just like an alarmclock going off.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, and then you're sneezing.
I was sneezing in the middle ofthe night, I couldn't stop.
It's not a cold, because yougot the watery eyes.
You have the sneezing itchyeyes and I don't feel bad you
know, but it's the only thingI'm like please get warm.
Please come on spring.
We're about to hit daylightsavings time next Sunday, I'm
fine.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Once it gets hot, it's just when you get that
first little crack of spring.
You get those days that arelike 75 degrees, yeah, and those
little weeds start sprouting up.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh yeah, and the pollining, and there's a few
rounds of that, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That sounds like a scary movie.
It is a scary movie.
Have you seen the pollining?
Have you?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
been on my back porch in april.
It is scary and you can wipe itall down and wipe everything
off and then come out the nextday and you're just like look at
this yellow like you're likeokay, I don't know.
It's the world we live inoutside doesn't have an air
filter, so I don't know what todo about it.
But don't go outside.
Don't go outside.
Doggone it Anywho.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I mean, the dogs have gone outside.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, they better go outside, don't go in
the house.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'm surprised our dogs don't have allergies.
You know how dogs sneezesometimes.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, and they get that like hard sneeze my dog did
and she would like keep goingand she had skin allergies.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
They'd be like just wipe her feet off.
Every time I'm like Wipe themOkay.
Yeah, we've done that.
Yeah, we've done that.
I got the little wipes, wipes.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, wipe their feet off when they come inside.
Okay, I don't know how manytimes your dog goes outside, but
it's not once a day.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
No, could be 17.
Could be three, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But that's a lot of wiping.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's a lot of wiping and they don't really Sorry.
We have yeah, yeah, standard.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
They don't really do it.
It's time to think Dog's pawsare like little sandpaper toes.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And then you get a Clorox wipe.
First of all, it destroys thewipe.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, but are you using a Clorox wipe?
That's horrible.
No, it's like a little A babywipe.
Yeah, like a dog wipe.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's basically a baby wipe, which is even dinkier.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
But it's like a little dinky.
That's like here take thisClorox wipe and go clean off
that cinder block.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh yeah, it gets kind of disintegrate.
They have a thing now that youcan stick their dog.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
We got that.
Oh, you fill it with water.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh, okay, it's got little bristles and you dunk
their paws.
You're ahead of me, okay, doesit?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
work.
I mean it gets mud off andstuff like that At this point
you're right.
But then their paws are soakingwet.
Well, if their paws are too wet, they can breathe yeast.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh, oh Bye.
We had to take, we'll take thedirt.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Raid the vet to get the cytopoint injection.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
The little allergy shot.
It takes about three or fourdays to kick in.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Does it help itchy eyes?
Can I get it?
No, go ahead, sorry, I probablyshould have got it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I probably should have asked how much it calls for
she got it.
But I was like I don't care,just do it.
Yeah, you know, but it works.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Like she ain't licking her paws.
She ain.
But I'm like when it wears off,we're going to push it and see
how far we can go again.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
How long is?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
it supposed to last?
Oh, you know how that goes.
I said doesn't it last likethree months?
They're like.
Well, it depends on the dog.
It's usually eight to 12 weeks,some dogs less, some dogs more.
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I ain't doing this every five weeks or seven.
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's going to last three months.
I'll go ahead and tell youright now that's how long it's
lasting.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh me, but yeah, allergies, but everybody wants
to get outside.
You know, I mean it was nicetwo days ago, but now it's like
50 again.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I guess Nashville's not the only place like this,
but it is 80.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's wishy-washy, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And then I about got frostbite the other night at a
flag football game the wholefamily was freezing.
Yeah, people had on.
It was weird because it saidlike it was 50 degrees but it
was real windy.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, and you know, sometimes up here it's like 10
degrees or zero.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But I guess it was because it was like 70 or 80 a
day or two before you got tocustom, to it yes, mm-hmm.
Everybody at that game.
There were teenagers.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Like one of the coaches on Braxton's team, like
he's a little assistant coach orwhatever.
He's you know, probably like 17.
Mm-hmm, During the game he tookone of those big like outdoor
blankets.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And he was wrapped up in the blanket during the game.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
When a teenager has a giant blanket on in public.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, you know it's cold, it's cold yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
My feet were numb.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Ooh, uh-uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And then I was like man, my feet are frozen, yeah my
feet are frozen.
Yeah, and Carter.
I think Carter was like why doyour feet get cold?
I was like because I'm old.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, we ain't got any circulation man.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, I should be at home right now, but now I'm here
.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Right Should be in my jammies.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, on the couch, be in a lazy boy.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah.
With a blanket, maybe a heatedblanket.
There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It'll probably snow again.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh yeah, we're going to get enough snow.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Before the end of April.
Yeah, that's when people likethey're totally up for it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's going to snow two days before Easter.
That's what's going to happen.
Which one is Easter now?
June?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
April 20th.
Yeah, it feels like yeah.
School's out before Easteralmost the Easter Bunny's going
to be in a bikini, Because it'sgoing to be yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I brought you some flip-flops and some sunscreen.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And a beach umbrella.
But yeah, it's late this year,but man.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Why is it late?
When do they?
Why is it so late?
I don't know how that works.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
How does easter work?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
well, it goes, is it all I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I know like why is good friday so late?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
yeah, right, yeah, why don't works?
How is?
I kind of feel stupid um youknow it's bad when you're
googling how does easter work?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
why is easter when it is oh, that actually popped up
wait, it's the okay.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
This is crazy.
Easter is celebrated on thefirst Sunday after the full moon
, that occurs on or after thePascal.
This says vernal equinox,mm-hmm, what in the we going by
the moon.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, so it says the Pascal full moon.
What is the Pascal full moon?
What is the Paschal full moon?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
So I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I didn't know it either, and I'm I'm ashamed to
say the date of Easter is tiedto the relationship between the
Paschal full moon, whose datesare based on calculations made
long ago, obviously, and thechurch's fixed date of the March
equinox, also called the springequinox in the northern
hemisphere, which is March 21st.
Shout out to my son, jonah,that's his birthday.
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He's going to be 22 this year.
What's up?
How old?
22.
Oh my gosh, I know, thanks tothis, determining when Easter
will be can get more than a bitconfusing because of the
occasional differences betweenthese ecclesiastical dates and
the astronomical date I don'tenjoy any of that.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Just make it the first sunday, I know it would be
nicer if it was just likechristmas is always the 25th if
it could just always be.
Yeah, I know well, it's got tobe on a sunday but yeah, I know,
I know it's gonna be on sunday,but Sundays are different.
But just do the first Sunday,oh the first.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, yeah, who cares about the moon?
I know, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Are werewolves celebrating Like the first full?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
what are?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
we doing.
I don't know, I kind of want toask my priest about that.
I don't think I'm saying thatright.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You ain't getting that pop up on your.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
This is like just tune in, while we.
Google.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And I don't know what I'm.
The full moon used in thecalculation is an artificial one
based on the metonic cycle.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
OK, I don't know any part of that sentence.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'm scared to look up how Halloween works.
Like, yeah, just pick a day man.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's anywho, it's late this year, but can.
I say this I'm hoping that,because it's April 20th and not
the end of March or whatever,that it might be kind of warm.
You know, people like I meannot everybody, you know whatever
but if you go to church onEaster, everybody gets a new
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Easter dress.
Or you know you might get somenew sandals or whatever.
Everybody's dressed up and looksnice and want to take some
pictures.
Have an Easter egg hunt,whatever, and people are
freezing and they got like apuffy jacket on with their
Easter outfit it and people arefreezing and they got like a
puffy jacket on with theirEaster outfit.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It'd be nice.
It's like trick or treating.
I know when it's cold.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It's nice when it's not yuck weather.
I did not know that at all I'mgonna find, I'm gonna get to the
bottom of that.
Um, but yeah, because today'sactually Ash Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay.
So it's yeah, we should I guessEaster Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
But anyhow.
So allergy season.
I guess I'll go back to theflow nays.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I guess, yeah, I know it's big news.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Sometimes I get nosebleeds, though I think it's
because of the flow.
Nays.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh, you think it's because you're snorting
something up your nose that yournose bleeds.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You need a steroid nasal spray.
What's that going to make?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
you do have nosebleeds in the middle of the
night I've got blisters on myfeet.
I don't know what that is.
I've been walking on hot coalsevery Wednesday.
Okay, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I've been walking on hot coals every Wednesday, but
as long as you're not sneezingand your eyes ain't itching.
Right, but you're going to getaway from the pollen and go.
You're going to the beach,right?
Oh yeah, yes, spring break, pcb2025.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
No, I'm just kidding.
We're going to St George Island, which is a little island.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh, it's right, it's south of Apalachicola, and if
you don't know where that is, Idon't either.
It's at the beach, okay yeah,where is Apalachicola?
But anyway, we're going withsome friends and then hang out,
supposedly.
I mean, it's a small place.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's like a little strip of an island you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, tiny yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess that'stechnically still an island, but
yeah, it kind of looks like arunway, I guess.
Oh yeah, yeah, when you look atit on a map, mm-hmm, so it's
got a little pool in the housewhich would be great, because I
think it's going to be about 70degrees high.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh is it heated.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Ocean's got icicles in it.
It's going to be cold.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Okay.
Oh yeah, that's further downthan PCB.
Yeah, it's down there.
It's southwest of Tallahassee,Tallahassee yeah, okay, I've
never been there.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I've been to Apalachicola.
I went there 2010.
Oh wow, I remember it becauseAJ McCarron threw a pass to
Amari Cooper to beat Georgia andaccidentally, like, punched my
buddy in the face because wewere all excited like jumping up
and down.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It was me and Nick and I was like jumping up and
down.
Sorry, I didn't mean to, itdidn't hurt.
Yeah, but we went and playedgolf.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Okay, down there Nice .
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Which is nice.
I will say this when we wentdown there to play golf we go to
the tee box and there was aneither one of us are good at
golf and we go to the tee boxand there was like maybe a four
or five foot alligator.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Whoa Like just down.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Nope, like maybe 20 feet from it.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
And I don't like alligators.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I don't like alligators, so we were like, but
it was chilling and whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
So we end up getting up there and hitting and then go
get back in the cart and thenwhen we go back to the little
clubhouse or whatever, get somelunch.
Well, yeah, we saw a gator onnumber whatever.
Yeah, they're like oh yeah,they're out there.
They're like have you seen thebears?
We're like wait, what, what?
So they're like, oh yeah,they're out there.
They're like have you seen thebears?
We're like wait, what, what?
So they're like, oh yeah, wegot black bears, which I didn't
(18:25):
know they had.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I forget.
Florida has black bears.
I didn't know they had bears.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yes, and she was like yeah, look at the dumps.
All their dumpsters have likelocks on them yeah.
So the'd take a golf club andlike, rustle some leaves or some
pine straw.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'm like that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's fine, just throw it.
Oh, I was scared to death.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
But, yeah, yeah, I can't.
I can't be somewhere wherethere's bears.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, I can't concentrate on something else.
When there's bears, no Bears.
Uh-uh, no I can't concentrateon something else when there's
bears.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
No, but not to get in the bear thing again.
I know, yeah, I can't do it, Iknow.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
But yeah, hopefully we don't see any bears, yeah, or
alligators.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
No, oh, my Lions tigers.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It's the Wizard of.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oz up in this beach.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
That's going to, yeah , that's gonna, yeah, that's
gonna leave mark, but, um, yeah,uh, okay, well, let me know,
and I'm gonna play golf, uh,when we go down there.
Uh, anyway, um, yeah, we'regoing with our friends don and
scott.
We've been on with them beforewe saw the bear with them of
back to bears.
So he had his 50th a while backNice.
So we're going there to hangout and then me and him are
going back to their house.
He's got some buddies comingand we're all going to, I guess
(19:50):
like a guy's trip, but we'regoing to just play golf a couple
of days.
But I don't really play golfanymore.
Oh yeah, you more.
Oh yeah, but either.
Probably everybody's kind ofthe same boat, probably.
So it's just weird, you all gettogether and then you play
something that most of you arehorrible.
Yeah, yeah, right I guess it'slike bowling I guess yeah but
(20:11):
yeah, you just get outside andthen it's nice you're
complaining, you know, I don'tcomplain anymore, I just I just
take plenty of golf balls.
Yeah, yeah, I just have, ifanybody needs any.
I'm just like how many you want?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
My bag is 300 pounds.
I can't prepare what you need.
You need a club.
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You got some batter spray.
Yeah, oh my goodness, butAlright.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, so that'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Wild Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I'm gonna take some Claritin.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, so that'll be fun.
Wild Kingdom.
I'm going to take some Claritin.
Yeah, I would still take some.
Okay, are you Claritin orZyrtec?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Wait, what'd I say?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Zyrtec.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh, I guess.
Oh sorry, not to get all bougie, I don't take Zyrtec, I take
Allertec.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh, that's what I takeco tick.
I just still call it Zyrtec.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, I do too.
It's the green top.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Mm-hmm, that's all I know.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Oh, Claritin's a little blue.
It's got the blue sky on it.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Instead of like acetaminophen, you got ibuprofen
.
It's the other main one forantihistamines.
That's not Benadryl, thenon-drowsy.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I feel like Zyrtec is like the.
I feel like Claritin is likethe Target and Zyrtec is like
the Walmart.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, I think Claritin is maybe a little
stronger.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Is it?
I don't know Is it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I don't know, is it stronger?
I'm about to sneeze right now.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Three, two, one Claritin.
You want some pat today?
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Can I put it in my nose?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Speaking of Easter, you, on a hard hunt, find that
little bottle of eye drops.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh man, yeah, that should be the golden egg prize.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Put that in your basket.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Right, that should be in the golden egg.
Hey I got $27 eye drops.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You need reading glasses to see the bottle.
Yeah, not the instructions.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
The bottle.
Yeah, you're like, I'm sorrywhat?
How much is it?
Did Ant-Man give you this.
This is not sponsored by.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Pataday, by the way.
Yeah, we done shrunk this down.
What happened to these sustaindrops?
I got those.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I love the ones that are like oh, they're basically
like just tears, Well, just showme how much better they cost,
I'll start crying, yeah.
I'm going to flush all this outright now.
I got emotional, butimmediately the itching stopped.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You know what?
I'll just wait until the fullmoon, and then, when Easter
comes, it'll all be gone.
I still can't believe that.
Equinox.
Number one I don't know whatthat is.
Number two stop using it.
Just pick a day on the counter.
It's made by.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Chevy.
That's all I know.
It's a comfortable SUV.
We've rented them before.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Is that a hybrid?
Is that electric?
Yeah, what's it?
Run on Pataday?
That'd be $4 million.
Fill it up, yeah, I don't know.
(23:17):
Anyway, that's disgusting whenyou think about it.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
It is, and you know what.
We've got to stop doing it.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
No, let's not do it.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I used to be like people are like.
Can you take your shoes off?
I'm like that's like Dusty Slay.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Like I'll just go home.
Yeah, I'm kind of on's gross.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Well, we do that, we throw the football in the
backyard and then be like checkyour shoes for dog poop.
And then there's no giant poopon your shoes and you're like no
poop.
I guess I'll just walk to thekitchen.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Where I drop Oreos all the time and then say five,
second rule.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Have you heard of a microscope?
Yeah, so yeah, I guess weshould take our shoes off.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, ooh, all right, I got to go get some eye drops
right now.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
We got to go find them.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Have a good one Take a Zyrtec.
Thank you.
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