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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Welcome to hey Real Quick.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know it's going okay.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That sounded convincing.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I feel a little bit like my Toyota RAV4 is like no,
no, no, because I know it's duefor an oil change, and I didn't
do it at the 3,000 mark, which Iam such a rural follower and I
usually do, even though I getthe Durablend or whatever, the
(00:51):
Cadillac of oil, and then theysay, you know you can go 5,000
miles.
Well, you know how to say likemaintenance required or
something like that, or oilchange, light or something like
that, at 3,000.
Your car needs a colonoscopyWell now my car is not even
putting up how many miles perhour I'm going.
It's just going.
(01:11):
Please see dealer maintenancerequired.
It one-ups itself to reallyconvey the seriousness of the
need for the oil change.
They just program that in thatI know I know it is, but I don't
like it because it is actinglike first of all it's a line,
(01:33):
it's all it's posing, you know?
I mean, it's like strutting itsstuff with this little like
message and I don't appreciateit what's next?
this is gonna shut down untilyeah I ain't going anywhere till
you take me to valvoline andI'm like, well, they tell me
when I go no, you're good, sotake your message yeah and put
(01:55):
it back in your computer chipand smoke it, because I'm done
it's like a kid pitching a fitin the store.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'll be quiet if you give me that toy.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Right, I'm going to take my shoes off and throw them
.
Fine, do it, I don't care, I'mstill driving a Kroger in you,
so you're going to have to dealwith it.
I don't know, I just don't likehow many chips and sensors.
And I'm going to say this Ilove my Toyota.
I've had two, three Toyotas,but there's a setting somewhere
(02:27):
and I ain't figured it out.
But when you stop the car, notif you turn it off and then turn
it back on, but you getsomewhere You're at a red light.
No, you stop to open the door.
My car dings just because thedoor's open.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Why.
I know the door's open, I'mgoing to shut it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, you're driving.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, but I've stopped.
I'm going to get out.
The door's open.
Okay, I'm going to shut it.
But, like sometimes, you sit inthe car for a second and just
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,ding over and over.
I don't know, I got a bone topick.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, it's a lot like iPhones, or I saw something.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
This is not car related.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Maybe it's yesterday, it doesn't matter, it's all
days.
Who cares?
Who's keeping count at this?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
point.
It's like that meme that saysnothing matters, just pronounce
the L in salmon.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yester tomorrow, just day, but I was reading about
the iPhone 17.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh my gosh, we're only on 17 if it's like we're on
37.
Which just make one.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Tim and let it ride for a decade.
Stop with this every ninemonths.
My camera's outdated, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Or I don't hold a charge, but for 37 minutes
anyway, yeah, so, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So it's an iphone 17, and I continued to read why my
phone, which is apparentlygarbage, I don't know it's a 13.
It's a 13 or I don't know, it'sa 15 I I don't know how you
tell them apart yeah, no uh,it's the mini because it's small
.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I also have an ipad and I don't need that in my
pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Um, so it's the 17 and it's talking about how it's
gonna have this feature, thatsomehow like kind of hologrammy
and like you'll be able to look.
I don't know, this could begarbage.
I could have been on the darkweb, I don't know yeah so you,
what you do is you're like, oh,you look at the screen and it's
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like looking at, like I forgotwhat they said like liquid glass
.
I was like, first of all,that's not even a thing, so I
don't this sounds like akindergartner made it up.
Do you mean a reflection?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Is it a mirror?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So and it's like oh, if you kind of turn it, it kind
of looks make your pictures arekind of like will be like 3D.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's creepy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You'll be like seeing the background stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm like no, stop it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Quit bringing Freddy Krueger into this mess, and then
everybody's just going to bestanding around on Christmas
being like take another one Now.
Look, if you tilt it this way,I don't care, and if you tilt it
this way, I also don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
We're already drooling in front of these
things.
Enough as it is.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, I thought about cars.
The other is do you know whatI'm saying?
Well, I thought about cars.
Yeah, the other day we were uhgoing for a walk and I went on a
rant about cars and I was justsaying I think cars have
everything they will ever needyeah like there's backup cameras
.
There's cameras that make itlook like an alien's watching
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you back up yeah, right, we canstop I can watch tv.
I mean, I don't know what more.
They're gonna put in a carwhere I'm gonna be like I gotta
get that one.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah I just, yeah, I've never thought I'd be here,
but I'm like, I just want a car.
I mean, I like all the camerasand all I like all the bells and
whistles.
What I'm looking forward to is,in like 10 years, I want to buy
that car that has all the bellsand whistles I have.
Now that I want.
But I can also just see agrocery cart in the middle of
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the parking lot.
Just like I'm just going toknock that out of the way.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah.
I don't want to Like yeah,right, a little scratch Like
it's a car, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You kind of hit a mailbox, who cares?
Yeah, that's what I want.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Buff that out.
Does this come with a pack ofmagic erasers, and can they work
if I get a little scratchyscratch?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I just don't want to.
It's kind of like my phone.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, I don't care.
And the tire pressuremonitoring system, tpms, they
have had since the last 20something years.
Yeah, they can take that andshove it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Sorry, because we're not it means nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It means nothing.
My tire pressure, the littlething that looks kind of like a
squatty flat tire on the bottomwithout a top on it oh yeah it's
on constantly on every vehicleI own do you have an air
compressor?
they're, they're fine when Itake them to the thing they're
like.
Yeah, your tire pressure's good, we checked everything.
All right, that'll that'll shutoff for about 42 minutes after
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an oil change and I'll come backon.
I don't care, but it just wedon't need everything.
And since we're on it, let'sbring back knobs and buttons,
because if they don't want you,if it's a hands-free state,
tennessee, and you're gonna pullpeople over, then all the
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automakers I gotta look over totry to turn it to npr or
whatever country station orwhatever, because there's no
button.
Sorry, I'm getting loud,there's no button.
So you have to see what you'redoing on a screen you're
operating an ipad to turn on theradio while you're driving
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right, yeah um hello you'retrying to log into into Spotify
going down the interstate.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Remember you used to you just reached down there.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But, like you know, if I had an on-off button and a
volume, I could do that withoutlooking.
I just think it's ridiculous.
Even my kids, even my18-year-old, says that's so
dangerous.
I don't know why car makers aredoing that.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, oh, and you see people do it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I know they're self-driving, but like just I
saw somebody doing that, sorry,yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well, the other day I was driving, you were
self-driving, they were lookingdown, or you're like they were
on the phone on the interstate.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Just like hands down both hands.
They were directly behind me.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I can yeah, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Well, I got in front of it because it was a.
Tesla, the interstate yeah andI have to slam on brakes yeah I
want a self, I want a car withinfo behind me because if I have
to slam on brakes, yeah andthat person's not paying
attention at least their carwill stop for them you know, I'm
saying yeah, no, I get it butthen I got in front of them and
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then I look up and liketraffic's at a standstill on the
interstate right, and I'm likewait a minute.
I thought she was just doing itbecause traffic wasn't moving,
and then I started moving.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I glanced back up both hands yeah, knitting a
blanket or something.
Yeah, it's insane, it is.
That is jarring cutting theirfingernails, yeah, just filing
them plucking eyebrow, like Ican't get used to that yeah, I
don't like it.
I think if we're gonna alldrive, we should just all drive.
(09:37):
And if you want to beep aroundand something, go to disney
world, I don't know, and get onthe tram, let them drive it for
you.
But I think if you can't drivea car, what?
yeah if you can't drive a car,then maybe you shouldn't drive a
car.
Because how?
Okay, let's just pose thisquestion so say we have
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self-driving cars, so are thosepeople not going to have any
kind of driver's license andjust have to have an ID and an
ownership certificate of sayingI own this self-driving car, but
I don't have to know how todrive it to be in it?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And it's not your fault, or do you?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
still have to have a driver's license, because if it
shuts down and you have tooverride and actually drive it,
see what?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I'm saying Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Where's the autopilot ?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Wait a minute.
So if you drive a self-drivingcar, let's just.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm just saying for future Jetsons, yeah, you, I'm
just saying for future Jetsons,yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You drive a self-driving car.
Yeah, you have a wreck.
Yeah, you weren't driving.
So I guess your insurance cango up on your car, but they
can't go up on you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I don't know how that works, because you didn't drive
it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So if you get rid of your car, that had the wreck and
then you get a new car.
Yeah, does your insurance goback down?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Do you sue the self-driving car company?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
It's a web.
It's a web, so interwoven.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Into the spider-verse of self-driving cars.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, because you think calling somebody for a car
wreck is stressful andcomplicated.
Now Wait, in 20 years.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Wait in 20 years?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I don't want to .
I'm not here for it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I'll tell you what I don't care, I want the car.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't need a push button, just give me the key.
I'm done with that.
Well, I talked about myinsurance thing with my car, yes
good gracious, did you get itback yet?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I finally got it back , but the thing is like, it's
like anything Like you don'tdeal with it for a long time,
you forget.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And now I am like way more careful.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah.
Not because I'm scared to havea wreck you just don't want to
go through the hassle, because Idon't want to call it State
Farm again.
For four months.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, wasn't it like three months or something?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It is, everything takes too long the biggest pain.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah, you think well.
Yeah yeah, it's like a naturaldisaster or something.
It's like well, this is goingto be an 18-month process.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, you want to make a new iPhone.
Yeah, make one that'll dealwith insurance for you.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, I'll buy that one.
Yeah, I don't care about thecamera.
Okay.
I'm going to ask you thisquestion about an iPhone because
there's somebody in our familywho is who doesn't like iPhones?
No, no, whose iPhone is notholding a charge, and you know
how they get to a certain ageand they just you can't keep
them charged.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh yeah, that's because they just set it, so
it'll.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's what I think.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No, yeah, it's totally rigged so it'll go out,
and then you've got to get a newone.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You've got to get a new one.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It won't hold a charge because they want to make
more money.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, and then you're like Eventually you have to buy
.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, they're like oh yeah, old you better get the
new one.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Y'all crazy yeah, do you?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
think that's every phone or just iPhone.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh, I think it's every phone.
I don't think Samsung's likeyou know what.
Let's look out for the littleman.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, no, you know no .
Speaker 2 (13:06):
We feel sorry for people who have to buy more
phones.
How many galaxies?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
they got how many pixels we talking?
I know Google Pixel, samsungGalaxy Note.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Is there another galaxy I can go to to get a
phone that lasts more than twoyears?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's weird, right?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, it's quite weird.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Which, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But I mean, there's aliens right, speaking of weird
Can they make a phone.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Do you think there are some?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
This is interesting.
Okay, do I think what?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
There are some aliens .
Yes, oh, okay, didn't they?
Say oh yeah, Right around thetime the pandemic happened.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
They released everything.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They released some stuff and they were like I guess
they thought everybody was sodistracted.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And then nobody said a word.
It was crickets.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
But there was no.
Here's the thing If you'regoing to release something about
like aliens or whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, take a picture on your iPhone.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I want to see.
Yeah, or use the pixel.
It's got a better camera, but Imean they basically said like
UFOs and all this exists, yeah,but then I'm like well, can
there be an exhibit?
Yeah, like I want to go, youcould make some money.
I would pay.
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People would pay prime money.
I don't think that's right, butto go see.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, like Evidence of something.
Yeah, they'd probably pay thealien if they wanted to like
have a little exhibit or boothor something.
I don't know what they eat.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Like at Gulf Shores when you go to Souvenir City and
you buy that shark that's beenin that jar in the formaldehyde
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh God, that's nasty, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, or some piece of their spaceship or some of
these pictures.
I mean, I think so.
Why would they say they do atthat time?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Sorry, I've got to find a podcast.
Speaking of podcasts, I've gotto find a podcast about that and
listen to it, because you knowsomebody's doing it, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, we're doing it right now.
We don't know what we'retalking about.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
We have no idea.
Would you ever want to go toArea 51?
Yeah, me too, I would totally.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Here's the thing.
Why are they not lettinganybody in there?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I know.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Why is it all on lockdown?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, what's in it?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Y'all all lying.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah.
Dateline needs to get up inthere.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
What would you do?
Yeah, tonight at 8, 9,.
Yeah, which this is to branchoff from conspiracy theories in
the government line to everybodyfor so long.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
That show on Dateline ?
Is it Dateline?
I did what's that?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
black haired dude and he's always like what would you
do?
And it just puts people in likehorrible situations 60 minutes.
Yeah, maybe 60 or whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know One of them.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
They take this guy and then they'll set up some
situation in a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And then there'll be some guy super mean to his
girlfriend yelling at her.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, and then it's all these concerned patrons.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
And then some people are like I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Get in the middle, what Some people are like.
I don't want to get in themiddle.
What if he's got a gun?
I don't want to get shot.
I don't want to say anything.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, I get they go up to people and like, oh,
thanks for speaking up, that'sgreat, but I'm like, what if
you're on there and you justdon't do anything?
Because you were scared forsome reason.
Whatever you look like a tool,I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I don't either it puts everybody in a weird
position.
Did anybody know about thisahead of time?
Did they sign some kind ofdocument or release, or were
they just like let's go getfried mushrooms for an appetizer
and oh, now we're watching thisdomestic argument or something
out in the it's just, it's weird, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Well then, you're getting Okay, so you don't step
up.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You don't do the right thing no.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Next thing you know, you're getting interviewed on a
national TV show.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
You have no makeup on no.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You have a shiny forehead or whatever, everybody
else is all dolled up and acting.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, you know, and you just went because they—
You're in a fleece vest andyou're in the background and
everybody's going to ask aboutyour work.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You just went for the wings.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And now you're the worst In a moral dilemma.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, you're the moral worst, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
That's off topic, not that we're staying on any of
these four topics.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But yeah, we need to do research.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I know We'll see On.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Area 51.
Let's back to that.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
But yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Mm-hmm.
I met some people recently thatwere like oh, I totally believe
in aliens.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, I totally believe in aliens.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, I'm not going to say there's not.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I don't know.
I have no proof, I'm not anexpert.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I have no proof there's not.
Exactly.
I'm not an expert in that.
I know there aren't any Right,so I'm going to say that's going
to be your poll.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Do you think there's life on?
Well, I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Life on other planets .
Speaker 2 (18:04):
On other planets.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well, if I was going to say there's a possibility of
aliens, Then you would have tosay yes.
Yeah, I still think it's not asfun of a planet.
I know ours is a hot mess rightnow, literally, but you don't
think it's as good as Earth?
Do they have cheeseburgers?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I have not been there .
You can't get a direct flightfrom B&A.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
No To Earth 217.
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, but if there's life on other planets, mm-hmm.
Okay, I get aliens right.
Okay, on like some randomplanet.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
But is there like humans?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Another version of us .
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Another, not alternate dimension, but is
there another version of humanson a planet similar to or like
Earth?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I don't think so.
You don't think so.
No, I'm going to go with no onthat.
I'm going to say if it's alien,it's so different from us.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Like three fingers and like a big green head.
Which was every drawing of analien like that, because the
first one was or because theywere basing it off something.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Or really bad sci-fi TV shows.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just go off that.
What was that movie with EthanHawke and River Phoenix and the
other kid Explorers?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Gosh, I love that movie, Goonies in Space.
Basically.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh my gosh, I loved that movie.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
If you didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
You need to go watch it right now.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I mean it's probably a tad cheesy right now, but it's
just a classic 80s.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah.
Yeah it's got the whole montage.
I thought those kids were socool yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, and what are these kids in the 80s?
And every movie they did it.
There's like later and they hopon the bike, and then they just
come home like three days laterand I'm like, oh, I'm spending
the night at Billy's house.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
There's out in the woods at like two in the morning
around a campfire.
I'm like parents were oblivious, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You think Stranger Things is crazy.
These parents didn't know whatam was up.
Where's your kid?
I don't know.
He's been gone for a week, butwe're saving on food, yeah.
It's a good flick Gosh, it's agood movie.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
So you think they look like that, like crazy?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I don't know, but when I have seen clips of things
like these people reported, youknow it's always out west
somewhere like Arizona.
Yeah, yeah yeah, or New Mexico,like seeing really tall figures
in their backyard and likepeople are all freaking out and
they don't look like it's fake,they look scared.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Like pale scared, I'd be scared.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, I'd rather see a no, no, I wouldn't.
I'd rather see an alien than abear.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
You would yes oh.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I don't think an alien's going to charge you and
just rip you to shreds.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I don't know, they might take you up in a.
Here's the thing Take out yourblood and do stuff to it and put
it back in your body orsomething I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
They've probably done that to.
You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, their intelligence wouldbe so much which used to, I was
like you know you talk abouttheir intelligence level Because
we can't do that we can't go toanother planet and just See
(21:22):
other life forms.
Jet over here and then whipover there, but like, if they're
that evolved and that smart youknow what I'm saying yeah, like
I feel like are they evil?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
are they mean?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
not that they're too smart to be evil, but I think if
they were aliens like checkingout earth I think we're like
comic relief yeah, I was gonnasay it's kind of cliche at this
point, but you know how peoplesay.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
People are like if there are aliens, they're like
oh no, no, we're not stoppingthere we are the pig races at
the fair yeah, you know, whenyou go to the fair and you're
like, oh look, little pigs,they're running around circles.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh, that's cute, they dressed them up yeah, like if
aliens came to earth.
That's what I think, that'swhat we are would be like a pig
race at the fair, and they'djust be like huh.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Let's watch these people get stuck in the funhouse
and run into the glass.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
That's more likely They'd watch it for a little bit
and they'd be, like you, readyto go.
I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Do you want a funnel cake?
We're going.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
We don't eat funnel cake.
We don't have mouths.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Get in the flying saucer.
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I don't care if you have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, if there's any.
I'm sorry, yeah, if they listento this.
I just want to apologize.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, on behalf of the planet.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not hospitable,right now I bet they're not
buying an iPhone every ninemonths.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
No, uh-uh, they are not.
Mm-mm.
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Anyway, sorry, but yeah, I think there's aliens.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Well, I might have to do a deep dive into that.
Not saying we're going to do apart two, it's not even really a
part one, it's just like whatdo you think?
What do you think you thinkthey got?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
other people you think?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
they're real.
Oh, my cousin Billy said he wastaken up in one of them things
one time.
I don't remember anything,except for he ended up in
cornfield.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I'll say this, and we say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yes, I know you'll say it.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You're saying it.
I may have told you this.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I may have told all y'all this I think I was 12.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes, 10 or 12 years old.
I've told you this what.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I'm dying Black.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Warrior River on the sandbar.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
That's full of aliens .
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
If aliens showed up?
Yeah, they were not strangerthan tim and darlene, um real
names.
So anyway, um, we're on thesandbar.
Yeah, I'm there with my cousin,uh dusty, whatever rest of the
fam, uh, aunt and uncle, soanyway, it's like 12 o'clock.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
At night.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Like we've been hanging out all day.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Right.
We look out the tent windowUh-huh Like and we see lights.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Kind of looks like a helicopter, sure yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Like kind of like maybe three or four lights, kind
of like in a I wouldn't saycircle but kind of like a line
Right, like a little box way offin the distance.
Yeah, okay, right and we'relike what is that?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
And then all of the sudden I'm not joking goes and
shoots over to like the otherside of the sky, like snap your
fingers and it's way over there.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And then we all went oh and then gone.
Just saying, I'm just saying,saying's all I didn't really
talk about it, because I thinkpeople have seen stuff like that
.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Mm-hmm, yeah, and they just think they're crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Or they're kind of embarrassed to be like that had
to be a plane, and if I say itwas a UFO, I'm a lunatic.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And everybody's gonna make fun of me.
Yeah, I'll take a bullet, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I think I saw one, I don't think it was a plane.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I don't think planes in Alabama go that fast.
No, nothing in Alabama goesthat fast.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Which, if you want to talk about a pig race at the
fair.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
They came to the right spot.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Do you want to fly over the Black Warrior River
again?
Let's do it One more time, thenwe'll go home.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
OMG.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That is amazing.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
That's the pig race, with the little monkey riding
the pig.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, with the little cowboy hat.
Baby monkey, baby monkey Ridingon a pig, with a little cowboy
hat.
Baby monkey, baby monkey ridingon a pig.
Baby monkey, you never saw thatvideo.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I have never seen the video, heard the song.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh my gosh, it was like a phenomenon?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
on the TikTok.
It was on the TikTok, it was onthe YouTubes before there was a
TikTok and our kids, when theywere little, it was like a
little video and it was a songPerry Grip.
Remember that band, baby monkey, baby monkey riding on a pig
baby.
Maybe it's not Perry Grip, butit was like 2012-ish when there
(26:22):
was all these little funny songsBaby monkey Riding on a pig.
We're going to watch that afterthis y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
You know what I'm talking about.
The rest of the people know.
Youtube.
Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig.
Baby Monkey.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, go watch the song, check it out and then look
for UFOs on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
We'll be back with Aliens next episode.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Part two.
Have a good one, thank you.
Welcome to hey Real Quick.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know it's going okay.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That sounded convincing.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I feel a little bit like my Toyota RAV4 is like no,
no, no, because I know it's duefor an oil change, and I didn't
do it at the 3,000 mark, which Iam such a rural follower and I
usually do, even though I getthe Durablend or whatever, the
(00:51):
Cadillac of oil, and then theysay, you know you can go 5,000
miles.
Well, you know how to say likemaintenance required or
something like that, or oilchange, light or something like
that, at 3,000.
Your car needs a colonoscopyWell now my car is not even
putting up how many miles perhour I'm going.
It's just going.
(01:11):
Please see dealer maintenancerequired.
It one-ups itself to reallyconvey the seriousness of the
need for the oil change.
They just program that in thatI know I know it is, but I don't
like it because it is actinglike first of all it's a line,
(01:33):
it's all it's posing, you know?
I mean, it's like strutting itsstuff with this little like
message and I don't appreciateit what's next?
this is gonna shut down untilyeah I ain't going anywhere till
you take me to valvoline andI'm like, well, they tell me
when I go no, you're good, sotake your message yeah and put
(01:55):
it back in your computer chipand smoke it, because I'm done
it's like a kid pitching a fitin the store.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'll be quiet if you give me that toy.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Right, I'm going to take my shoes off and throw them
.
Fine, do it, I don't care, I'mstill driving a Kroger in you,
so you're going to have to dealwith it.
I don't know, I just don't likehow many chips and sensors.
And I'm going to say this Ilove my Toyota.
I've had two, three Toyotas,but there's a setting somewhere
(02:27):
and I ain't figured it out.
But when you stop the car, notif you turn it off and then turn
it back on, but you getsomewhere You're at a red light.
No, you stop to open the door.
My car dings just because thedoor's open.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Why.
I know the door's open, I'mgoing to shut it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, you're driving.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, but I've stopped.
I'm going to get out.
The door's open.
Okay, I'm going to shut it.
But, like sometimes, you sit inthe car for a second and just
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,ding over and over.
I don't know, I got a bone topick.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, it's a lot like iPhones, or I saw something.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
This is not car related.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Maybe it's yesterday, it doesn't matter, it's all
days.
Who cares?
Who's keeping count at this?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
point.
It's like that meme that saysnothing matters, just pronounce
the L in salmon.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yester tomorrow, just day, but I was reading about
the iPhone 17.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh my gosh, we're only on 17 if it's like we're on
37.
Which just make one.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Tim and let it ride for a decade.
Stop with this every ninemonths.
My camera's outdated, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Or I don't hold a charge, but for 37 minutes
anyway, yeah, so, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So it's an iphone 17, and I continued to read why my
phone, which is apparentlygarbage, I don't know it's a 13.
It's a 13 or I don't know, it'sa 15 I I don't know how you
tell them apart yeah, no uh,it's the mini because it's small
.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I also have an ipad and I don't need that in my
pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Um, so it's the 17 and it's talking about how it's
gonna have this feature, thatsomehow like kind of hologrammy
and like you'll be able to look.
I don't know, this could begarbage.
I could have been on the darkweb, I don't know yeah so you,
what you do is you're like, oh,you look at the screen and it's
(04:36):
like looking at, like I forgotwhat they said like liquid glass
.
I was like, first of all,that's not even a thing, so I
don't this sounds like akindergartner made it up.
Do you mean a reflection?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Is it a mirror?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So and it's like oh, if you kind of turn it, it kind
of looks make your pictures arekind of like will be like 3D.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's creepy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You'll be like seeing the background stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm like no, stop it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Quit bringing Freddy Krueger into this mess, and then
everybody's just going to bestanding around on Christmas
being like take another one Now.
Look, if you tilt it this way,I don't care, and if you tilt it
this way, I also don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
We're already drooling in front of these
things.
Enough as it is.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, I thought about cars.
The other is do you know whatI'm saying?
Well, I thought about cars.
Yeah, the other day we were uhgoing for a walk and I went on a
rant about cars and I was justsaying I think cars have
everything they will ever needyeah like there's backup cameras
.
There's cameras that make itlook like an alien's watching
(05:42):
you back up yeah, right, we canstop I can watch tv.
I mean, I don't know what more.
They're gonna put in a carwhere I'm gonna be like I gotta
get that one.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah I just, yeah, I've never thought I'd be here,
but I'm like, I just want a car.
I mean, I like all the camerasand all I like all the bells and
whistles.
What I'm looking forward to is,in like 10 years, I want to buy
that car that has all the bellsand whistles I have.
Now that I want.
But I can also just see agrocery cart in the middle of
(06:14):
the parking lot.
Just like I'm just going toknock that out of the way.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah.
I don't want to Like yeah,right, a little scratch Like
it's a car, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You kind of hit a mailbox, who cares?
Yeah, that's what I want.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Buff that out.
Does this come with a pack ofmagic erasers, and can they work
if I get a little scratchyscratch?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I just don't want to.
It's kind of like my phone.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, I don't care.
And the tire pressuremonitoring system, tpms, they
have had since the last 20something years.
Yeah, they can take that andshove it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Sorry, because we're not it means nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It means nothing.
My tire pressure, the littlething that looks kind of like a
squatty flat tire on the bottomwithout a top on it oh yeah it's
on constantly on every vehicleI own do you have an air
compressor?
they're, they're fine when Itake them to the thing they're
like.
Yeah, your tire pressure's good, we checked everything.
All right, that'll that'll shutoff for about 42 minutes after
(07:17):
an oil change and I'll come backon.
I don't care, but it just wedon't need everything.
And since we're on it, let'sbring back knobs and buttons,
because if they don't want you,if it's a hands-free state,
tennessee, and you're gonna pullpeople over, then all the
(07:40):
automakers I gotta look over totry to turn it to npr or
whatever country station orwhatever, because there's no
button.
Sorry, I'm getting loud,there's no button.
So you have to see what you'redoing on a screen you're
operating an ipad to turn on theradio while you're driving
(08:00):
right, yeah um hello you'retrying to log into into Spotify
going down the interstate.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Remember you used to you just reached down there.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But, like you know, if I had an on-off button and a
volume, I could do that withoutlooking.
I just think it's ridiculous.
Even my kids, even my18-year-old, says that's so
dangerous.
I don't know why car makers aredoing that.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, oh, and you see people do it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I know they're self-driving, but like just I
saw somebody doing that, sorry,yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well, the other day I was driving, you were
self-driving, they were lookingdown, or you're like they were
on the phone on the interstate.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Just like hands down both hands.
They were directly behind me.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I can yeah, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Well, I got in front of it because it was a.
Tesla, the interstate yeah andI have to slam on brakes yeah I
want a self, I want a car withinfo behind me because if I have
to slam on brakes, yeah andthat person's not paying
attention at least their carwill stop for them you know, I'm
saying yeah, no, I get it butthen I got in front of them and
(09:06):
then I look up and liketraffic's at a standstill on the
interstate right, and I'm likewait a minute.
I thought she was just doing itbecause traffic wasn't moving,
and then I started moving.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I glanced back up both hands yeah, knitting a
blanket or something.
Yeah, it's insane, it is.
That is jarring cutting theirfingernails, yeah, just filing
them plucking eyebrow, like Ican't get used to that yeah, I
don't like it.
I think if we're gonna alldrive, we should just all drive.
(09:37):
And if you want to beep aroundand something, go to disney
world, I don't know, and get onthe tram, let them drive it for
you.
But I think if you can't drivea car, what?
yeah if you can't drive a car,then maybe you shouldn't drive a
car.
Because how?
Okay, let's just pose thisquestion so say we have
(09:59):
self-driving cars, so are thosepeople not going to have any
kind of driver's license andjust have to have an ID and an
ownership certificate of sayingI own this self-driving car, but
I don't have to know how todrive it to be in it?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And it's not your fault, or do you?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
still have to have a driver's license, because if it
shuts down and you have tooverride and actually drive it,
see what?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I'm saying Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Where's the autopilot ?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Wait a minute.
So if you drive a self-drivingcar, let's just.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm just saying for future Jetsons, yeah, you, I'm
just saying for future Jetsons,yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You drive a self-driving car.
Yeah, you have a wreck.
Yeah, you weren't driving.
So I guess your insurance cango up on your car, but they
can't go up on you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I don't know how that works, because you didn't drive
it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So if you get rid of your car, that had the wreck and
then you get a new car.
Yeah, does your insurance goback down?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Do you sue the self-driving car company?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
It's a web.
It's a web, so interwoven.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Into the spider-verse of self-driving cars.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, because you think calling somebody for a car
wreck is stressful andcomplicated.
Now Wait, in 20 years.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Wait in 20 years?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I don't want to .
I'm not here for it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I'll tell you what I don't care, I want the car.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't need a push button, just give me the key.
I'm done with that.
Well, I talked about myinsurance thing with my car, yes
good gracious, did you get itback yet?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I finally got it back , but the thing is like, it's
like anything Like you don'tdeal with it for a long time,
you forget.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And now I am like way more careful.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah.
Not because I'm scared to havea wreck you just don't want to
go through the hassle, because Idon't want to call it State
Farm again.
For four months.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, wasn't it like three months or something?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It is, everything takes too long the biggest pain.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah, you think well.
Yeah yeah, it's like a naturaldisaster or something.
It's like well, this is goingto be an 18-month process.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, you want to make a new iPhone.
Yeah, make one that'll dealwith insurance for you.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, I'll buy that one.
Yeah, I don't care about thecamera.
Okay.
I'm going to ask you thisquestion about an iPhone because
there's somebody in our familywho is who doesn't like iPhones?
No, no, whose iPhone is notholding a charge, and you know
how they get to a certain ageand they just you can't keep
them charged.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh yeah, that's because they just set it, so
it'll.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's what I think.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No, yeah, it's totally rigged so it'll go out,
and then you've got to get a newone.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You've got to get a new one.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It won't hold a charge because they want to make
more money.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, and then you're like Eventually you have to buy
.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, they're like oh yeah, old you better get the
new one.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Y'all crazy yeah, do you?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
think that's every phone or just iPhone.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh, I think it's every phone.
I don't think Samsung's likeyou know what.
Let's look out for the littleman.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, no, you know no .
Speaker 2 (13:06):
We feel sorry for people who have to buy more
phones.
How many galaxies?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
they got how many pixels we talking?
I know Google Pixel, samsungGalaxy Note.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Is there another galaxy I can go to to get a
phone that lasts more than twoyears?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's weird, right?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, it's quite weird.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Which, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But I mean, there's aliens right, speaking of weird
Can they make a phone.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Do you think there are some?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
This is interesting.
Okay, do I think what?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
There are some aliens .
Yes, oh, okay, didn't they?
Say oh yeah, Right around thetime the pandemic happened.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
They released everything.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They released some stuff and they were like I guess
they thought everybody was sodistracted.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And then nobody said a word.
It was crickets.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
But there was no.
Here's the thing If you'regoing to release something about
like aliens or whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, take a picture on your iPhone.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I want to see.
Yeah, or use the pixel.
It's got a better camera, but Imean they basically said like
UFOs and all this exists, yeah,but then I'm like well, can
there be an exhibit?
Yeah, like I want to go, youcould make some money.
I would pay.
(14:25):
People would pay prime money.
I don't think that's right, butto go see.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, like Evidence of something.
Yeah, they'd probably pay thealien if they wanted to like
have a little exhibit or boothor something.
I don't know what they eat.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Like at Gulf Shores when you go to Souvenir City and
you buy that shark that's beenin that jar in the formaldehyde
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh God, that's nasty, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, or some piece of their spaceship or some of
these pictures.
I mean, I think so.
Why would they say they do atthat time?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Sorry, I've got to find a podcast.
Speaking of podcasts, I've gotto find a podcast about that and
listen to it, because you knowsomebody's doing it, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, we're doing it right now.
We don't know what we'retalking about.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
We have no idea.
Would you ever want to go toArea 51?
Yeah, me too, I would totally.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Here's the thing.
Why are they not lettinganybody in there?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I know.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Why is it all on lockdown?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, what's in it?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Y'all all lying.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah.
Dateline needs to get up inthere.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
What would you do?
Yeah, tonight at 8, 9,.
Yeah, which this is to branchoff from conspiracy theories in
the government line to everybodyfor so long.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
That show on Dateline ?
Is it Dateline?
I did what's that?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
black haired dude and he's always like what would you
do?
And it just puts people in likehorrible situations 60 minutes.
Yeah, maybe 60 or whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know One of them.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
They take this guy and then they'll set up some
situation in a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And then there'll be some guy super mean to his
girlfriend yelling at her.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, and then it's all these concerned patrons.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
And then some people are like I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Get in the middle, what Some people are like.
I don't want to get in themiddle.
What if he's got a gun?
I don't want to get shot.
I don't want to say anything.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, I get they go up to people and like, oh,
thanks for speaking up, that'sgreat, but I'm like, what if
you're on there and you justdon't do anything?
Because you were scared forsome reason.
Whatever you look like a tool,I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I don't either it puts everybody in a weird
position.
Did anybody know about thisahead of time?
Did they sign some kind ofdocument or release, or were
they just like let's go getfried mushrooms for an appetizer
and oh, now we're watching thisdomestic argument or something
out in the it's just, it's weird, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Well then, you're getting Okay, so you don't step
up.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You don't do the right thing no.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Next thing you know, you're getting interviewed on a
national TV show.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
You have no makeup on no.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You have a shiny forehead or whatever, everybody
else is all dolled up and acting.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, you know, and you just went because they—
You're in a fleece vest andyou're in the background and
everybody's going to ask aboutyour work.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You just went for the wings.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And now you're the worst In a moral dilemma.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, you're the moral worst, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
That's off topic, not that we're staying on any of
these four topics.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But yeah, we need to do research.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I know We'll see On.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Area 51.
Let's back to that.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
But yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Mm-hmm.
I met some people recently thatwere like oh, I totally believe
in aliens.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, I totally believe in aliens.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, I'm not going to say there's not.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I don't know.
I have no proof, I'm not anexpert.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I have no proof there's not.
Exactly.
I'm not an expert in that.
I know there aren't any Right,so I'm going to say that's going
to be your poll.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Do you think there's life on?
Well, I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Life on other planets .
Speaker 2 (18:04):
On other planets.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well, if I was going to say there's a possibility of
aliens, Then you would have tosay yes.
Yeah, I still think it's not asfun of a planet.
I know ours is a hot mess rightnow, literally, but you don't
think it's as good as Earth?
Do they have cheeseburgers?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I have not been there .
You can't get a direct flightfrom B&A.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
No To Earth 217.
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, but if there's life on other planets, mm-hmm.
Okay, I get aliens right.
Okay, on like some randomplanet.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
But is there like humans?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Another version of us .
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Another, not alternate dimension, but is
there another version of humanson a planet similar to or like
Earth?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I don't think so.
You don't think so.
No, I'm going to go with no onthat.
I'm going to say if it's alien,it's so different from us.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Like three fingers and like a big green head.
Which was every drawing of analien like that, because the
first one was or because theywere basing it off something.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Or really bad sci-fi TV shows.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just go off that.
What was that movie with EthanHawke and River Phoenix and the
other kid Explorers?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Gosh, I love that movie, Goonies in Space.
Basically.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh my gosh, I loved that movie.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
If you didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
You need to go watch it right now.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I mean it's probably a tad cheesy right now, but it's
just a classic 80s.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah.
Yeah it's got the whole montage.
I thought those kids were socool yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, and what are these kids in the 80s?
And every movie they did it.
There's like later and they hopon the bike, and then they just
come home like three days laterand I'm like, oh, I'm spending
the night at Billy's house.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
There's out in the woods at like two in the morning
around a campfire.
I'm like parents were oblivious, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You think Stranger Things is crazy.
These parents didn't know whatam was up.
Where's your kid?
I don't know.
He's been gone for a week, butwe're saving on food, yeah.
It's a good flick Gosh, it's agood movie.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
So you think they look like that, like crazy?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I don't know, but when I have seen clips of things
like these people reported, youknow it's always out west
somewhere like Arizona.
Yeah, yeah yeah, or New Mexico,like seeing really tall figures
in their backyard and likepeople are all freaking out and
they don't look like it's fake,they look scared.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Like pale scared, I'd be scared.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, I'd rather see a no, no, I wouldn't.
I'd rather see an alien than abear.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
You would yes oh.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I don't think an alien's going to charge you and
just rip you to shreds.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I don't know, they might take you up in a.
Here's the thing Take out yourblood and do stuff to it and put
it back in your body orsomething I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
They've probably done that to.
You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, their intelligence wouldbe so much which used to, I was
like you know you talk abouttheir intelligence level Because
we can't do that we can't go toanother planet and just See
(21:22):
other life forms.
Jet over here and then whipover there, but like, if they're
that evolved and that smart youknow what I'm saying yeah, like
I feel like are they evil?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
are they mean?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
not that they're too smart to be evil, but I think if
they were aliens like checkingout earth I think we're like
comic relief yeah, I was gonnasay it's kind of cliche at this
point, but you know how peoplesay.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
People are like if there are aliens, they're like
oh no, no, we're not stoppingthere we are the pig races at
the fair yeah, you know, whenyou go to the fair and you're
like, oh look, little pigs,they're running around circles.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh, that's cute, they dressed them up yeah, like if
aliens came to earth.
That's what I think, that'swhat we are would be like a pig
race at the fair, and they'djust be like huh.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Let's watch these people get stuck in the funhouse
and run into the glass.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
That's more likely They'd watch it for a little bit
and they'd be, like you, readyto go.
I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Do you want a funnel cake?
We're going.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
We don't eat funnel cake.
We don't have mouths.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Get in the flying saucer.
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I don't care if you have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, if there's any.
I'm sorry, yeah, if they listento this.
I just want to apologize.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, on behalf of the planet.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not hospitable,right now I bet they're not
buying an iPhone every ninemonths.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
No, uh-uh, they are not.
Mm-mm.
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Anyway, sorry, but yeah, I think there's aliens.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Well, I might have to do a deep dive into that.
Not saying we're going to do apart two, it's not even really a
part one, it's just like whatdo you think?
What do you think you thinkthey got?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
other people you think?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
they're real.
Oh, my cousin Billy said he wastaken up in one of them things
one time.
I don't remember anything,except for he ended up in
cornfield.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I'll say this, and we say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yes, I know you'll say it.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You're saying it.
I may have told you this.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I may have told all y'all this I think I was 12.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes, 10 or 12 years old.
I've told you this what.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I'm dying Black.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Warrior River on the sandbar.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
That's full of aliens .
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
If aliens showed up?
Yeah, they were not strangerthan tim and darlene, um real
names.
So anyway, um, we're on thesandbar.
Yeah, I'm there with my cousin,uh dusty, whatever rest of the
fam, uh, aunt and uncle, soanyway, it's like 12 o'clock.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
At night.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Like we've been hanging out all day.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Right.
We look out the tent windowUh-huh Like and we see lights.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Kind of looks like a helicopter, sure yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Like kind of like maybe three or four lights, kind
of like in a I wouldn't saycircle but kind of like a line
Right, like a little box way offin the distance.
Yeah, okay, right and we'relike what is that?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
And then all of the sudden I'm not joking goes and
shoots over to like the otherside of the sky, like snap your
fingers and it's way over there.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And then we all went oh and then gone.
Just saying, I'm just saying,saying's all I didn't really
talk about it, because I thinkpeople have seen stuff like that
.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Mm-hmm, yeah, and they just think they're crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Or they're kind of embarrassed to be like that had
to be a plane, and if I say itwas a UFO, I'm a lunatic.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And everybody's gonna make fun of me.
Yeah, I'll take a bullet, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I think I saw one, I don't think it was a plane.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I don't think planes in Alabama go that fast.
No, nothing in Alabama goesthat fast.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Which, if you want to talk about a pig race at the
fair.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
They came to the right spot.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Do you want to fly over the Black Warrior River
again?
Let's do it One more time, thenwe'll go home.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
OMG.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That is amazing.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
That's the pig race, with the little monkey riding
the pig.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, with the little cowboy hat.
Baby monkey, baby monkey Ridingon a pig, with a little cowboy
hat.
Baby monkey, baby monkey ridingon a pig.
Baby monkey, you never saw thatvideo.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I have never seen the video, heard the song.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh my gosh, it was like a phenomenon?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
on the TikTok.
It was on the TikTok, it was onthe YouTubes before there was a
TikTok and our kids, when theywere little, it was like a
little video and it was a songPerry Grip.
Remember that band, baby monkey, baby monkey riding on a pig
baby.
Maybe it's not Perry Grip, butit was like 2012-ish when there
(26:22):
was all these little funny songsBaby monkey Riding on a pig.
We're going to watch that afterthis y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
You know what I'm talking about.
The rest of the people know.
Youtube.
Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig.
Baby Monkey.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, go watch the song, check it out and then look
for UFOs on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
We'll be back with Aliens next episode.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Part two.
Have a good one, thank you.
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