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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hey y'all, welcome back so what do you got going?
Well, lately I've been lookingfor cars.
No, not cars, car.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're just going to buy one.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Just one.
There you go For our youngest,who is still home and needs
something you know like point A,point B kind of car.
Need something you know likepoint A, point B kind of car Get
to school, get to church, getto stuff you got to go to.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
On time, on time, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That will crank and get him there and come back.
So definitely have a set budgetfor that and, you know, put you
in a certain the price point,put you in a certain level of
vehicle.
So I'm looking at FacebookMarketplace, AutoTrader, stuff
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Which is a lot of back and forth.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Are you talking to people or are you just texting?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, it's the whole Facebook Marketplace culture of
A they never get back to you, bthey do, but it's what you
figured.
There's a crack in the radiatoror something like that.
Or you actually do go check outthe car and, oh, we already
sold it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Or if we drive it around the block and go okay,
maybe we should get it, becausewe always, anytime we buy
something, we get it checked outLike you know, take it to some
place get an inspection, like ata Goodyear or either a mechanic
or something, but it's usuallygot to be like at a stop in
somewhere I don't know.
I'm at the point.
Do I invest in one of thoselittle things that you plug in
it like throws up the code ofwhat's wrong with the car?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
DIY inspect it myself , kind of thing.
I wouldn't know how to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Anyway, it's a whole thing because you know it's hard
to trust people and like anexample of that is so they
should just rent beater cars forteenagers.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm saying Just kind of.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You could have a whole business.
You can have a little bit ofrust on it, people don't care.
Durable, yeah, I mean of ruston it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
People don't care.
Durable yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I mean, the teenager cares, but we don't care.
But, like you know, I'm lookingat a car.
It was on Facebook Marketplace,I think it was like a Civic or
something maybe a.
Mazda version of a Civic I hada Civic.
And you did have a Civic.
And so the description of thecar.
(02:47):
You know it's got like high,100 000 miles on.
Maybe he's got 200 000.
We don't care if it's, if it'srunning, we don't yeah, whatever
does it work?
because our other kids got likehand-me-down cars or you know
whatever and they they're stillgoing.
You know, knock on woodsomewhere but say you flip, it's
like it runs good, da, da da,great condition.
(03:08):
You're looking through thepictures and it's obviously like
a very like small car lot orsomebody that sells more than
one car at a time, becausewritten on the windshield.
In the corner of the windshieldin one of the pictures it says
won't start.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't want that one .
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm like either take that picture out.
Yeah, and try to fool somebody,fool somebody, or hey, we'll
just take cash for it.
You're going to have to putsome work into it and tow it.
It won't start.
Who's buying that?
I don't know.
But the description, don't know.
But the description don't matchthe picture and this is where
we are, you know.
(03:49):
So I don't know, I don't mindif it's like hey, this has a
cracked windshield because wecould get that fixed.
Or you know little stuff.
You know scratches and dents.
Gosh, everybody's car's got ascratcher.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You know what I mean like, but I um yeah, I don't
mind getting a tune-up orsomething like that, that's fine
.
You need one of those cars likelike you see in the movies,
like when he goes to buy thelike a transformers yes and yes,
uh shia labouf yeah, is itbernie mack or cedric to
entertain, or b?
Or Bernie Mac comes out andhe's the car's house.
Or like the car Dalton gets inRoadhouse.
(04:29):
Remember that.
No, I don't but they'd just belike 800 bucks.
That's what you want.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, just get a bunch of spare time.
Can there be a car for 800bucks?
I'd be amazed.
Yeah, it's probably not 800.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I think the first car I got, a Honda Accord.
You did it was the first car Ilike legit was mine.
Uh-huh, I think I was 19 or 20.
Man, I don't remember that andit was great.
I think it was $2,800, which ispretty cheap Mm-hmm, but it
(05:00):
leaked everything but gas.
Oh, okay, so I had to likewater it.
It was like a plant.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I had to water it every morning If you wanted it
to take you somewhere.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Right, it would overheat.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh yeah, About every two or three days.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You'd have to blast the heat, roll down the windows
and like keep moving.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
In Montgomery Alabama .
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, in like.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
August.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What?
Yeah, In like August?
What do you?
Got to fan it and like feed itgrapes.
I can't afford to sweat.
I'm going to get rid of all theoil.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You don't want that.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So anyway, but so there we go.
I've been doing that lately.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Let's get a motorcycle Cheaper.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
If they only had an invisibility cloak, kind of like
Harry Potter, but protectivefor you know, what I mean.
Because, yeah, motorcycles Notin a teenager, no way.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Uh-uh no.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's a bad combo.
I don't want a motorcycle, Idon't want anybody.
I love to drive a motorcycle,actually.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I always kind of wanted one.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I kind of wanted a scooter Honda Elite scooter.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Remember when scooters is it still remember?
I know in Alabama because Iremember you would get brochures
for the scooters.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, that goes back to her dad, who always got
brochures for everything You'relike.
Are we getting a Mazda 626?
No, your dad just stopped by atthe dealership on the way and
talked to them until they closedand then they said take these
brochures and our car.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They said here's every catalog we have we're
closing.
Yeah, yeah, he would give me.
I had all the catalogs for likethe, I think, when the Mustang
changed over in like 95.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, it was like it was early 90s.
Like the body style changed.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yes, like 92, 93.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
He's like I got you a catalog for all the new
Mustangs and I was like what.
So I've got it picked out Likedo I want?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Candy apple red.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm in my room like do I want?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
convertible.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I should probably just do a hard top, because I
mean, but I probably won't.
I like blue.
But yeah, I've got everythingpicked out.
Should I get the six discchanger in the trunk?
Oh man, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It was never to be.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It did not matter.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, just get them a catalog.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That was the equivalent of anybody who
stopped at a rest area and justpicked up waterfalls in alabama?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
pamphlet yeah, you ain't going to the water, you're
not going, you're already goingsomewhere.
You're at the rest area, butsomewhere else, I should say.
But you just pick them up yeah,hey, look at this one.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They got space camp.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Imagine what that would be like just imagine it
though all right, period enddone.
But yeah, get them a catalog.
Well, they don't need, you,don't?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
need catalogs, no, just get on.
Would be like, just imagine itthough All right, period End
Done, but yeah, get him acatalog.
Well, you don't need catalogs,no, just get online.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He's building his own online.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But it's a Porsche online.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a yeah, I mean, I could
do that too.
I could get in the weeds ofthat.
Be like.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And then you go to like the model or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I just need the most basic.
I don't care, I don't need allthe frills and all that stuff.
And then you click on it.
You're like I mean that LX is alittle.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I mean, I do want a heated seat.
Right, the next thing.
You know you're like what's apremium?
Yeah, I mean it's not that byit's a premium, I mean it's not
that by the time you're doneyou're like, oh my gosh, what
have I done?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Maybe if I just take the tow hitch package off, you
know, like as if you got a boatLike at that point it's just
play money anyway, you knowthat's.
That's just like doing an adultcoloring book or a puzzle.
For me it's like well, let's,let's dream about getting a new
car, anyway so car shoppingdon't like it.
I haven't done it.
We gotta do it pretty soon Iguess in a year did you lease
(08:59):
your car?
Uh, I actually did lease it andthen oh, but people are on the
fence about that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
People are like you're, either strong opinions
yeah, you either lease, and thatway you never have repairs or
yeah, but we ended up like inthe car and so we're like
whatever we're just option tobuy, or whatever we just bought,
or yeah, yeah, we stuck with it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, stick with it, I'm used to it yeah, yeah, and
you have a hyundai what is it?
Big suv, what's?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
that A big one, what's it called Palisade?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Palisade.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, which it was during COVID.
So we put a bunch of miles.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh right.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, doing road trips.
Yeah, so we stuck with that.
I want to get.
I asked Braxton.
I said would you want to drivea truck?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
because then I could always have a truck when I
needed it.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
He's like I don't really want a truck.
I'm like, well then, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
We'll see how that goes, You'll just drive whatever
there is for you to drive, ifthere is one for you to drive.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Guess what a good deal was on, yeah, the truck.
But you have to maintain.
The hardest part is maintainingthe hardest part is maintaining
them.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
My car needs an oil change right now, which I can
remember when those were $29.99.
Of the little Valvoline.
That is the inflation and theOil changes.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Eggs ain't got nothing on an oil change.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oil change is like do you want a timeshare or an?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
oil change.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I don't know what's happening, but you go get an oil
change.
I don't know what's happening,but you go get an oil change.
I don't even replace the filter, but that's $110.99, whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Are there gold flakes in the oil In?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
the oil yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't either, and then they'll go.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But I got to do it yeah you got to.
Because you start to hear thatold noise Always, you know, when
you hear a little like becausethey say you can go 5,000 with
the synthetic, I go at leastfive, maybe 10.
I've hit over four and I cantell, I can just tell when I put
the gas on.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, I did the synthetic last time because I
was like wait a minute, it getsme extra.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, and then they tell you really only need to
come every five.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
But Well, I went like a step up because I was like
fine.
I said no first because I wascheap and I was like I ain't
paying that.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
And then they were about to do it and I was like,
wait a minute, how often do Ihave to come if I do synthetic?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And then they told me , I was like sure.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, but then when you go to pay, what are you
putting in here?
Yeah, yeah, it's bonkers.
Do angels make it?
It's insane.
And then they come up.
Hey, wish you a wide percent,they are just fine, thank you
did I get here?
Yes, I don't ask me one otherthing.
Do you want a fuel injection,something, something a little
(11:43):
bottle, something they put inyour gas tank?
No you can keep that add-onstuff.
You know what that's like?
That's like the candy at thecheckout at like TJ Maxx or
something.
Yeah, we ain't buying anythingexcept what we come in here for.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Or it's time for, like the radiator flush or
whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I ain't never done that.
Have you ever done?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
it, just take this $100 bill and flush it down the
toilet.
While you're at it, let's justdo another flush.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Speaking of flushing.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh yeah, Not to change.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh, not to change subjects, it's a maintenance
Speaking of maintenance.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, robin had to have my wife.
She had to have her first ever,which I didn't know this.
She had never had any surgery,never been under anesthesia.
Really she's never had to haveanything done.
No, she did have two children.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, right, as far as procedures that aren't giving
birth, yeah, Right, so I didn'tknow.
Wow, so she'd never been under.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So I always got something wrong with me.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh yeah, Joining the club yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
So she had to have a colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, it's the thing these days.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, that's how you know you're getting old.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, have you scheduled your?
Yeah, I know what you're goingto say.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
So they give her the stuff to drink.
Now I did it back in the day.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, you and I did early ones because we have extra
fun yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I did it where they gave you like a gallon and a
half of I'm going to call itsand water.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
With some bacon soda or something in it salt.
It was something nasty, wasn'tit I?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
managed to get like 75% of the way through that
because they said you got todrink all of it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
And then I got about three-fourths of the way through
it and my body was like youdon't have to drink all of it,
because I just Either that oryou're going to see it again or
something.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, my body just shut down.
I was like you aren't doing it,but hers was just like a little
white bottle.
Looked like the size ofsomething for your contacts,
like a big little six-ounce yeahA little six-ounce, eight-ounce
bottle.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Right, that was it.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, she had to Mix it with Gatorade or something.
Maybe it was like 10 ounces, Idon't know.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
But she had to drink some of it straight and then
drink it again and then set analarm for three in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Wait what?
Yeah, that's what yeah, anddrink new, so she didn't get
like any sleep.
Oh yeah, because you're up.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, you're not drinking this and going back to
bed anyway we don't need tosleep on the toilet.
Yeah, um so she was so tired soshe'd never been under before.
So when she woke up she wasjust like that, wheeled her
through the whatever waitingarea and I could see her just
talking or whatever.
And she was like man, I sleptgood.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's so cute.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It was like 30 minutes, but she was like ooh,
she was like I bet that was goodsleep they put you under, they
make you do it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah so are you do it yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, so are you scheduling one?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
No, I'm done.
I did one a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I ain't doing that stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Well, I'm scheduling one because I'm a real follower
and but I have to go see myprimary care because I need to
see him first before I get the.
Anyway, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
See, they make it too hard, that's why I don't do it
Well.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I had to also have one in my when I was 40.
So it's been, it'll be 12 yearsin a minute.
But um.
But then I was like, well,while I'm at it, I'm probably
overdue for the dentist, wentahead and scheduled that
appointment.
Still have to schedule my eyeappointment because I'm overdue
for new glasses prescription.
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I've been to the dermatologistthis year because I had to have
something removed that lookedsuspicious.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
And.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I think it was fine.
And what else?
Oh yeah, going to the girl doc.
You know just as women have todo and make sure everything's
okay and all that Lovely.
Oh, and I did a trip to thepodiatrist.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Good grief.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
What am I 90?
.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, because you know now I got some foot issues
now that I'm getting older, soit's like, oh my gosh, so before
May I'm definitely going toknock out my deductible for sure
which is kind of high.
So I was saying something.
It's like, oh hi, what?
But last year I didn't kind ofdo anything, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And I what.
But last year I didn't kind ofdo anything.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
you know?
Yeah, I took a decade off.
Well, sounds like you're stilltaking a decade off.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I don't get tetanus shots.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Oh, I haven't gotten one of those ever.
I love those.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Every time you go, I don't go for I think when I
turned 40, I went for a checkup.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, that's the last time I went for a checkup.
Yeah, which?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, that's the last time I went for a checkup, yeah
, which was seven years ago, andhe said like when's the last
time you had a tetanus shot?
I say the same thing every timeI'm like probably like eight
years, I always say eight.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Say eight If it's been over 10.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, you got to do one, so I always say I think
it's been like seven, a rustynail.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, yeah, you'll go to the urgent care.
They'll give you one.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I'm not putting up barbed wire to keep cattle in.
When am I getting cut by rust?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I don't think that's a regular thing, though even I
think that, like they stoppedasking that question when I went
.
I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I'll say this I felt old when we went for her
colonoscopy, because I used toalways make fun of Robin,
because she would say like hey,can you read this medicine
bottle?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
What does that say?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And I'm like, golly, you can't read nothing.
Yeah.
But six months later I can'tsee anything.
My vision's worse than hers, sowe go in to the waiting room.
Yeah, I've got sweatpants on.
Oh yeah, Probably the same onesI'm wearing today Sweatpants on
reading glasses around mysweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And my iPad.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Like I'm that old, I'm in the waiting room, I'm
going to get on my iPad and I'malso old enough to where I was
on my iPad the entire time andnever put on my reading glasses
Forgot they were there.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh right, Well, you can make the font bigger.
I read on my iPad because I canmake the font bigger.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, yeah, I needed them, but I was like oh, they're
right there on my shirt.
Oh, they're right there on myshirt, Sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I never thought I'd.
Yeah, I went from 40, 46, 47.
And instead of 47 and a half Ijust went straight to like 82.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
But the level of I don't care.
Yeah, I don't care Is sorefreshing, like the way I will
go out in public now, likesometimes I go.
Is Randall going to care?
Yeah, like that's my barometer,if Randall was ever like.
I mean if you want to wear it,but I mean he never says
anything, oh yeah.
I'm not throwing him out of thebus at all, because he's always
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like whatever you want to wear,but like I wonder if he's
wondering because and I'm nottalking about like going to
someone's house for an event or-you know, yeah, I'm talking
about like just going to runerrands, but like Ain't nobody
going to judge.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, yeah, if I see you out buying something.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Nobody's judging, nobody cares, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
When I see people all like dressed to the nines.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But they're just in.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And they're like up in Walmart or Target or wherever
.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I'm like you better have just been to a meeting I
don't trust them Hair's perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I'm like what do you?
Did you just have like a shootor something?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, right, which they may have.
I guess, but body maintenance.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Body maintenance.
It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
It's a lot.
And the supplements, oh my gosh, yeah, and I don't even take a
ton of supplements.
Okay, but I take more than fourdifferent ones.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I take four.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I take one, two.
Oh okay, one is Zyrtec, but Itake a regular vitamin.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I don't think that's a supplement.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, I take a regular vitamin, I take vitamin C, I
take omega-3 fish oils.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I take vitamin D.
I take vitamin D.
Mine's got K in it.
I like them apples.
I don't know what that does.
No, it's supposed to be greatfor you.
Oh, is it.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, and then I take something else oh, hair, skin
and nails supplement.
It's not helping, it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I'm so old, especially at Costco, I will
walk it's right by checkout.
So I'll be ready to check out.
I'm like you know what.
Let me just make sure I don'tneed to be taking anything and
I'll walk down the supplementaisle and find a new one and
just kind of look and be likehuh, what's that?
And then you just read it andit'll be like and it's generic
(20:48):
stuff, half time like good foryou, and you're like well,
that's I mean how much is that?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
$14.99.
It's on sale.
Helps you live longer $160.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I better just take five of those.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey, Robin, I got some good foryous.
You take these.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Anywho, so those are coming up.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
That sounds fun.
It's all I can do to dohaircuts.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Man haircuts.
I'm getting a haircut today.
Shout out to Ansley she's myhair person man, she's great.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Get your hair did.
I did Carter's hair two nightsago.
He's been begging for a buzzcut.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, give him a buzz cut.
Forever, it's cheap.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
She likes his hair a little longer.
Man, I've never seen a kid sohappy, Like after like, he took
a shower, washed all the hairoff you know, because you're
like itching through it, oh yeah.
Comes downstairs just likegrinning.
Oh, he just loves it because inthe morning he can just roll
out of bed.
Yeah, he looks great with it.
Eat breakfast and then justroll.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
And it saves me, yeah , a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Of money every time I think they charge?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I guess yeah, oil changes and haircuts.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
About the same, because I used to, I would take
both boys get their haircut.
It'd be like 50 bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Maybe for.
Both.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
No, they've gone, everywhere's gone up, it's
probably 100 to get both theirhaircuts.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
A buzz cut is $35.
Where is that Uncles, butnobody else is.
I mean like A buzz cut is $35.
Where is that Uncles, butnobody else is?
I mean like sports clips islike $25.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I know yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
And then they're like do you want to MVP my kid don't
need.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
He don't wash his hair at home.
Why are you doing it, you?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
know, and they're like going to massage their neck
.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, hot towel, he's Stop it.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
It's not a spa day, right.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Come massage my scalp because I'm paying you.
Yeah, exactly, yeah, the stressis with the parent.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
He just wants a sucker.
He don't even want that.
He's just ready to get out ofhere.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, he didn't want to come in the beginning.
We had to get him out ofpajamas and to sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, I think Jonah said that last time he like mom
yeah, sports clips is it's.
I mean they're all expensive,but they are.
It's worth it, though, becausewhen you leave, you're like it
does feel good to get a freshcut it does.
Yeah, yeah, my husband shavedhis beard today oh speaking of
maintenance man, I shaved minelike maybe six months ago how
(23:18):
long have you had that beard?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
that you six months okay, no uh I thought you know
all the way off, not like justtrimmed.
Oh, I didn't, I wasn'tlistening all the way off, like
maybe you know, maybe four orfive months ago okay, will you
shave the beard you have nowbefore summer?
No, really, you'll keep itduring the summer.
Yeah, see, his was big.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, I used to have I'm trying to think when I
started doing a beard.
It's probably been like threeor four years.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You haven't shaved your face all the way down in
three or four years.
Yeah, I have Like once or twice, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
But then every time I do it I'm mad at myself.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Like I 'll shave you get it.
Like I get it now.
I'm like why are peopleobsessed with having a beard or
whatever?
I'm like who cares?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Because you get it like you want it, kind of.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Well, it's just, and it's just like you kind of, you
know just mess with it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh yeah, totally.
You know you're kind of likethinking.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You know I'm in deep thought, I'm going to ponder
something.
Yeah, but like even if I trimmy beard like too much, I'll
have like instant regret.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Wow, I guess that's similar to maybe girls with
their hair, like, if you havelong hair, a girl has long hair
and she's like I'm just going tochop it off, and then they're
crying.
I mean I didn't cry, but Ithought about it.
Yeah, I considered it.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Anyway, tears make it grow back faster.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, he, he's Make it grow back faster.
Yeah, he's got something.
He's got a film.
And he was like, yeah, sothat's the longest he's ever had
a beard.
It's been about six months, Iguess, maybe six, seven months,
and he was trimming it like some, but like his was like full,
you know.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, like Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, like I was like oh man, look at your, I forgot
the shape of your face.
Look at your, I forgot theshape of your face.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah yeah, you look way younger when you shave it.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I will say that and he had almost all gray.
It's almost all gone to gray,yeah, mine's getting more
Santa-ish every year and Bendidn't know he was shaving his
beard.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Was he like scared?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And he came in this morning and he goes hey, ah, I'm
not yet and this is like a17-year-old.
You know, you've seen thoselittle videos of like the little
kids that are like three, four,five years old, and the dad's
always had a beard, they shaveit, they come in, oh yeah.
And the kids are like, hey dad.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Same.
Thing.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
They just start crying, yeah, basically, it was
like I don't know this man baby,and what did he do with my
father?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
yeah, exactly, but anyway.
Um, what's easier to trim yourbeard than go get a colonoscopy?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I mean, it's easier maintenance yeah, you do not
have to drink stuff in themiddle of the night.
I mean, I guess you can, if youwant, to do whatever you want,
but you can just wake up andtrim your beard.
Yeah, yeah, the the worst partof those types of things, like
those tests, is getting the IV.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
For me, oh, I can't stand it If there wasn't an IV
for those kinds of things.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I've already been up on mine and gotten it done when
I turned 50, because I have topsych myself up for about 18
months and be like, OK, thisappointment is going to have an
IV.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Here we go, here we go and once they do it it's like
, okay, it's done, but beforethey do it, IV lightheaded,
that's yeah, I don't.
And then they do it in the hand.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh, or right on top of the wrist they get they
brought Robin out.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
You know which.
I don't know why they wheel youthrough the main part of the
hospital, but whatever.
So they wheel her back there.
She gets in the back and thenshe's like yeah, they tried to
do the IV right here, but itwouldn't take.
They had to do it and I'm likeI'm going to need Y'all got
another bed, like I don't wantto hear about it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah.
And then she's like see righthere.
I'm like I don't want to seeright there on your hand because
, yeah, it's making my mouthwater like right before you pass
out.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
They could save time and just just let me stand up,
show me the needle and say we'regoing to do the IV.
I'll pass out in my head, I'llbe unconscious, and then just do
what you need to do.
Put the IV.
I'll pass out and hit my head.
I'll be unconscious and thenjust do what you need to do.
Put the IV in.
Then I'd rather just somebodycome out of the woodwork and hit
me with a hammer.
And just be like he's out.
(27:31):
Put the IV in.
You know, like the, there'ssome comedian that talked about
that like with a, like a blowgunto vaccinate kids.
You know they're scared of theshot.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Just put them on the playground.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
He's like you just stand behind the door and
they're like la-da-da-da-da andthey're just, and it's like
right in the neck.
That's what they could do withlike an IV, just like can I say
yeah, it's like those James Bonddarts.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, just do that.
You could do it to people inthe waiting room.
They could already be gettingdrowsy.
Just already have them in thewheelchair.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, do it.
When I'm on my iPad with myreading glasses, Just come up
behind me and just be like callan ice cream.
Number three, let's go righthere.
We've got a pickup on aisle twoin the waiting room.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Do you have a to-go order?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
That's what you do.
You just go around the waitingroom, come up behind people and
then just wheel them all back,Just line them up.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Oh gosh, If y'all knew how—we're both pretty
lightheaded type people but— Ican't stand it.
My brother cannot talk aboutprocedures or shots or taking
blood tests, or Now, if my kidgets hurt or something like that
(28:49):
and push comes to shove, I cando like you can just get in
there.
Yeah, I can just be like.
All right, let's see.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Okay, all right, oh that's blood, okay.
Now, if it's me, yeah.
And I'm like, oh, that kind ofhurts.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And then I'm like, oh , that kind of hurts.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
And then I'm like, whew okay, yeah, yeah, I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, no yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I'm okay with.
I'm better with an IV for aprocedure than going to get
blood work.
When they got to do the changething when they change the tubes
, get a bigger bottle?
Do the change thing when theychange the bigger bottle?
Or I mean, I guess they allsend this one off to cholesterol
university and this one goes toblood sugar, blood sugar
(29:32):
university, I don't know.
They gotta mail them across thecountry or whatever they do
vitamin d's in oregon I don'tknow yeah, how many vials.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
One time they took six and I was like I kept
changing you need to put somemore back in me before I can go
to the car.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, I'm going to need synthetic.
I don't care how much it costs.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
How many miles do I have to come back?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, you are not changing my cabin air filter.
I'll tell you that right nowthat's the biggest.
Oh.
You got to remove the glove box.
I'll see if I can manage.
Look at all the leaves.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I guess I got to remove the glove box.
See if I can manage.
Look at all the leaves.
I know I park under a tree,Bobby.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, I love when they show you the air filter.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
See, I had to take this, screw out oh.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Ooh.
I can order a six pack of those, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I love when they show it to you and you're like I
know what dirt looks like.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
What I know.
My car is nasty.
Yeah, you know who's got those.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Walmart.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Mm-hmm Like $12.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Right and not $28.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And you know when we changed them growing up?
Never.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah.
I don't think they even had acabin Cabin.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I don't think we had a cabin air filter If you went
with an aunt or uncle, dependingon where you grew up and what
kind of family.
You wish you had a cabin airfilter.
Remember people smoking the car.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, you didn't have a cabin air filter, because
that was the ashtray.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, you needed an oxygen tank.
Now, people be like if you're12 or under, you can't ride in
this car.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, it is insane what we would breathe in Good
gracious man People worryingabout a leaf in the cabin air
filter.
I think it's okay.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I remember I don't know if I've ever told this
before I don't know if I've eversaid this out loud.
But I'm going to say it rightnow we were in a large car, as
they all were.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I think Mom was driving and both of my
grandparents no, it was Mom'sdad, granddad or no, he was in
the back.
So my Granddad's on one side ofme and my great uncle is on the
other side.
Quincy, he's smoking a pipe.
Quincy's smoking a pipe and myGranddad's on one side of me and
my great uncle is on the otherside.
Quincy, he's smoking a pipe.
Quincy's smoking a pipe and mygranddad's smoking a cigarette.
(31:48):
And then my grandmother is inthe front seat and Quincy's wife
Mary, my great aunt, is riding.
We'll call it a shotgun, likeright in the middle.
Yeah, she's smoking a cigaretteand my grandmother's smoking a
cigarette, so me and my mom arethe only two people not smoking.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
No, grandmother didn't smoke.
Yes, she did, no, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Or maybe it was Momo, momo smoked.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Momo quit smoking before we were born.
She did.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, okay, all right , well, that was-.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Grandmother, you and mom weren't.
I never knew that grandmothersmoked.
I've never heard her smokingReally, yeah, okay, well, anyway
, it probably felt likeeverybody you ruined my story.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I'm so sorry, only 50% of us were smoking.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
But I was probably like six, seven.
Good gracious it was likeCheech and Chong going down the
interstate.
You couldn't see nothing.
Mom had to like roll her windowdown pretty far.
You couldn't see nothing.
Mom had to like roll her windowdown pretty far.
You couldn't go all the way.
Yeah, because then there'd justbe ash like all in the car.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
So everybody kind of cracked their windows, but they
mainly just used those littlebitty ashtrays like in the car.
That would fold back Like thelittle dinky ones yeah.
And I'm just back there likeLike.
A pipe and two cigarettes in acar all at the same time.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I don't know if we were like you need your cabin
air filter change now.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Can I see that cabin air filter?
I'm going to tape it to my face.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Right, can you put some in my lungs?
Good gracious yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I'd have preferred to have an IV before that trip.
Yeah, put me under Golly.
Anyway, I could have swornshe's smoking too.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It probably felt like it.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I probably should have, just like you know,
everybody else is doing it.
Unbelievable, nobody would havenoticed.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
No, not in that car.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Where's that smoke coming from?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Well schedule your colonoscopies if you're over 50.
Or don't, or don't.
It's a freak entry and changeyour oil.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Get synthetic, it lasts longer.
Yeah, alleg oil yeah yeah, getsynthetic, it lasts longer.
Yeah, allegedly, yeah.
Anyway, have a good one.
Hey y'all, welcome back so what do you got going?
Well, lately I've been lookingfor cars.
No, not cars, car.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're just going to buy one.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Just one.
There you go For our youngest,who is still home and needs
something you know like point A,point B kind of car.
Need something you know likepoint A, point B kind of car Get
to school, get to church, getto stuff you got to go to.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
On time, on time, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That will crank and get him there and come back.
So definitely have a set budgetfor that and, you know, put you
in a certain the price point,put you in a certain level of
vehicle.
So I'm looking at FacebookMarketplace, AutoTrader, stuff
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Which is a lot of back and forth.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Are you talking to people or are you just texting?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, it's the whole Facebook Marketplace culture of
A they never get back to you, bthey do, but it's what you
figured.
There's a crack in the radiatoror something like that.
Or you actually do go check outthe car and, oh, we already
sold it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Or if we drive it around the block and go okay,
maybe we should get it, becausewe always, anytime we buy
something, we get it checked outLike you know, take it to some
place get an inspection, like ata Goodyear or either a mechanic
or something, but it's usuallygot to be like at a stop in
somewhere I don't know.
I'm at the point.
Do I invest in one of thoselittle things that you plug in
it like throws up the code ofwhat's wrong with the car?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
DIY inspect it myself , kind of thing.
I wouldn't know how to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Anyway, it's a whole thing because you know it's hard
to trust people and like anexample of that is so they
should just rent beater cars forteenagers.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm saying Just kind of.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You could have a whole business.
You can have a little bit ofrust on it, people don't care.
Durable, yeah, I mean of ruston it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
People don't care.
Durable yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I mean, the teenager cares, but we don't care.
But, like you know, I'm lookingat a car.
It was on Facebook Marketplace,I think it was like a Civic or
something maybe a.
Mazda version of a Civic I hada Civic.
And you did have a Civic.
And so the description of thecar.
(02:47):
You know it's got like high,100 000 miles on.
Maybe he's got 200 000.
We don't care if it's, if it'srunning, we don't yeah, whatever
does it work?
because our other kids got likehand-me-down cars or you know
whatever and they they're stillgoing.
You know, knock on woodsomewhere but say you flip, it's
like it runs good, da, da da,great condition.
(03:08):
You're looking through thepictures and it's obviously like
a very like small car lot orsomebody that sells more than
one car at a time, becausewritten on the windshield.
In the corner of the windshieldin one of the pictures it says
won't start.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't want that one .
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm like either take that picture out.
Yeah, and try to fool somebody,fool somebody, or hey, we'll
just take cash for it.
You're going to have to putsome work into it and tow it.
It won't start.
Who's buying that?
I don't know.
But the description, don't know.
But the description don't matchthe picture and this is where
we are, you know.
(03:49):
So I don't know, I don't mindif it's like hey, this has a
cracked windshield because wecould get that fixed.
Or you know little stuff.
You know scratches and dents.
Gosh, everybody's car's got ascratcher.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You know what I mean like, but I um yeah, I don't
mind getting a tune-up orsomething like that, that's fine
.
You need one of those cars likelike you see in the movies,
like when he goes to buy thelike a transformers yes and yes,
uh shia labouf yeah, is itbernie mack or cedric to
entertain, or b?
Or Bernie Mac comes out andhe's the car's house.
Or like the car Dalton gets inRoadhouse.
(04:29):
Remember that.
No, I don't but they'd just belike 800 bucks.
That's what you want.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, just get a bunch of spare time.
Can there be a car for 800bucks?
I'd be amazed.
Yeah, it's probably not 800.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I think the first car I got, a Honda Accord.
You did it was the first car Ilike legit was mine.
Uh-huh, I think I was 19 or 20.
Man, I don't remember that andit was great.
I think it was $2,800, which ispretty cheap Mm-hmm, but it
(05:00):
leaked everything but gas.
Oh, okay, so I had to likewater it.
It was like a plant.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I had to water it every morning If you wanted it
to take you somewhere.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Right, it would overheat.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh yeah, About every two or three days.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You'd have to blast the heat, roll down the windows
and like keep moving.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
In Montgomery Alabama .
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, in like.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
August.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What?
Yeah, In like August?
What do you?
Got to fan it and like feed itgrapes.
I can't afford to sweat.
I'm going to get rid of all theoil.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You don't want that.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So anyway, but so there we go.
I've been doing that lately.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Let's get a motorcycle Cheaper.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
If they only had an invisibility cloak, kind of like
Harry Potter, but protectivefor you know, what I mean.
Because, yeah, motorcycles Notin a teenager, no way.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Uh-uh no.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's a bad combo.
I don't want a motorcycle, Idon't want anybody.
I love to drive a motorcycle,actually.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I always kind of wanted one.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I kind of wanted a scooter Honda Elite scooter.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Remember when scooters is it still remember?
I know in Alabama because Iremember you would get brochures
for the scooters.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, that goes back to her dad, who always got
brochures for everything You'relike.
Are we getting a Mazda 626?
No, your dad just stopped by atthe dealership on the way and
talked to them until they closedand then they said take these
brochures and our car.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They said here's every catalog we have we're
closing.
Yeah, yeah, he would give me.
I had all the catalogs for likethe, I think, when the Mustang
changed over in like 95.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, it was like it was early 90s.
Like the body style changed.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yes, like 92, 93.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
He's like I got you a catalog for all the new
Mustangs and I was like what.
So I've got it picked out Likedo I want?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Candy apple red.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm in my room like do I want?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
convertible.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I should probably just do a hard top, because I
mean, but I probably won't.
I like blue.
But yeah, I've got everythingpicked out.
Should I get the six discchanger in the trunk?
Oh man, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It was never to be.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It did not matter.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, just get them a catalog.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That was the equivalent of anybody who
stopped at a rest area and justpicked up waterfalls in alabama?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
pamphlet yeah, you ain't going to the water, you're
not going, you're already goingsomewhere.
You're at the rest area, butsomewhere else, I should say.
But you just pick them up yeah,hey, look at this one.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They got space camp.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Imagine what that would be like just imagine it
though all right, period enddone.
But yeah, get them a catalog.
Well, they don't need, you,don't?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
need catalogs, no, just get on.
Would be like, just imagine itthough All right, period End
Done, but yeah, get him acatalog.
Well, you don't need catalogs,no, just get online.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He's building his own online.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But it's a Porsche online.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a yeah, I mean, I could
do that too.
I could get in the weeds ofthat.
Be like.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And then you go to like the model or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I just need the most basic.
I don't care, I don't need allthe frills and all that stuff.
And then you click on it.
You're like I mean that LX is alittle.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I mean, I do want a heated seat.
Right, the next thing.
You know you're like what's apremium?
Yeah, I mean it's not that byit's a premium, I mean it's not
that by the time you're doneyou're like, oh my gosh, what
have I done?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Maybe if I just take the tow hitch package off, you
know, like as if you got a boatLike at that point it's just
play money anyway, you knowthat's.
That's just like doing an adultcoloring book or a puzzle.
For me it's like well, let's,let's dream about getting a new
car, anyway so car shoppingdon't like it.
I haven't done it.
We gotta do it pretty soon Iguess in a year did you lease
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your car?
Uh, I actually did lease it andthen oh, but people are on the
fence about that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
People are like you're, either strong opinions
yeah, you either lease, and thatway you never have repairs or
yeah, but we ended up like inthe car and so we're like
whatever we're just option tobuy, or whatever we just bought,
or yeah, yeah, we stuck with it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, stick with it, I'm used to it yeah, yeah, and
you have a hyundai what is it?
Big suv, what's?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
that A big one, what's it called Palisade?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Palisade.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, which it was during COVID.
So we put a bunch of miles.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh right.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, doing road trips.
Yeah, so we stuck with that.
I want to get.
I asked Braxton.
I said would you want to drivea truck?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
because then I could always have a truck when I
needed it.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
He's like I don't really want a truck.
I'm like, well then, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
We'll see how that goes, You'll just drive whatever
there is for you to drive, ifthere is one for you to drive.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Guess what a good deal was on, yeah, the truck.
But you have to maintain.
The hardest part is maintainingthe hardest part is maintaining
them.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
My car needs an oil change right now, which I can
remember when those were $29.99.
Of the little Valvoline.
That is the inflation and theOil changes.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Eggs ain't got nothing on an oil change.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oil change is like do you want a timeshare or an?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
oil change.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I don't know what's happening, but you go get an oil
change.
I don't know what's happening,but you go get an oil change.
I don't even replace the filter, but that's $110.99, whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Are there gold flakes in the oil In?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
the oil yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't either, and then they'll go.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But I got to do it yeah you got to.
Because you start to hear thatold noise Always, you know, when
you hear a little like becausethey say you can go 5,000 with
the synthetic, I go at leastfive, maybe 10.
I've hit over four and I cantell, I can just tell when I put
the gas on.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, I did the synthetic last time because I
was like wait a minute, it getsme extra.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, and then they tell you really only need to
come every five.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
But Well, I went like a step up because I was like
fine.
I said no first because I wascheap and I was like I ain't
paying that.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
And then they were about to do it and I was like,
wait a minute, how often do Ihave to come if I do synthetic?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And then they told me , I was like sure.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, but then when you go to pay, what are you
putting in here?
Yeah, yeah, it's bonkers.
Do angels make it?
It's insane.
And then they come up.
Hey, wish you a wide percent,they are just fine, thank you
did I get here?
Yes, I don't ask me one otherthing.
Do you want a fuel injection,something, something a little
(11:43):
bottle, something they put inyour gas tank?
No you can keep that add-onstuff.
You know what that's like?
That's like the candy at thecheckout at like TJ Maxx or
something.
Yeah, we ain't buying anythingexcept what we come in here for.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Or it's time for, like the radiator flush or
whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I ain't never done that.
Have you ever done?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
it, just take this $100 bill and flush it down the
toilet.
While you're at it, let's justdo another flush.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Speaking of flushing.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh yeah, Not to change.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh, not to change subjects, it's a maintenance
Speaking of maintenance.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, robin had to have my wife.
She had to have her first ever,which I didn't know this.
She had never had any surgery,never been under anesthesia.
Really she's never had to haveanything done.
No, she did have two children.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, right, as far as procedures that aren't giving
birth, yeah, Right, so I didn'tknow.
Wow, so she'd never been under.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So I always got something wrong with me.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh yeah, Joining the club yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
So she had to have a colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, it's the thing these days.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, that's how you know you're getting old.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, have you scheduled your?
Yeah, I know what you're goingto say.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
So they give her the stuff to drink.
Now I did it back in the day.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, you and I did early ones because we have extra
fun yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I did it where they gave you like a gallon and a
half of I'm going to call itsand water.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
With some bacon soda or something in it salt.
It was something nasty, wasn'tit I?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
managed to get like 75% of the way through that
because they said you got todrink all of it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
And then I got about three-fourths of the way through
it and my body was like youdon't have to drink all of it,
because I just Either that oryou're going to see it again or
something.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, my body just shut down.
I was like you aren't doing it,but hers was just like a little
white bottle.
Looked like the size ofsomething for your contacts,
like a big little six-ounce yeahA little six-ounce, eight-ounce
bottle.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Right, that was it.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, she had to Mix it with Gatorade or something.
Maybe it was like 10 ounces, Idon't know.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
But she had to drink some of it straight and then
drink it again and then set analarm for three in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Wait what?
Yeah, that's what yeah, anddrink new, so she didn't get
like any sleep.
Oh yeah, because you're up.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, you're not drinking this and going back to
bed anyway we don't need tosleep on the toilet.
Yeah, um so she was so tired soshe'd never been under before.
So when she woke up she wasjust like that, wheeled her
through the whatever waitingarea and I could see her just
talking or whatever.
And she was like man, I sleptgood.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's so cute.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It was like 30 minutes, but she was like ooh,
she was like I bet that was goodsleep they put you under, they
make you do it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah so are you do it yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, so are you scheduling one?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
No, I'm done.
I did one a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I ain't doing that stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Well, I'm scheduling one because I'm a real follower
and but I have to go see myprimary care because I need to
see him first before I get the.
Anyway, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
See, they make it too hard, that's why I don't do it
Well.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I had to also have one in my when I was 40.
So it's been, it'll be 12 yearsin a minute.
But um.
But then I was like, well,while I'm at it, I'm probably
overdue for the dentist, wentahead and scheduled that
appointment.
Still have to schedule my eyeappointment because I'm overdue
for new glasses prescription.
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I've been to the dermatologistthis year because I had to have
something removed that lookedsuspicious.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
And.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I think it was fine.
And what else?
Oh yeah, going to the girl doc.
You know just as women have todo and make sure everything's
okay and all that Lovely.
Oh, and I did a trip to thepodiatrist.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Good grief.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
What am I 90?
.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, because you know now I got some foot issues
now that I'm getting older, soit's like, oh my gosh, so before
May I'm definitely going toknock out my deductible for sure
which is kind of high.
So I was saying something.
It's like, oh hi, what?
But last year I didn't kind ofdo anything, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And I what.
But last year I didn't kind ofdo anything.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
you know?
Yeah, I took a decade off.
Well, sounds like you're stilltaking a decade off.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I don't get tetanus shots.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Oh, I haven't gotten one of those ever.
I love those.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Every time you go, I don't go for I think when I
turned 40, I went for a checkup.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, that's the last time I went for a checkup.
Yeah, which?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, that's the last time I went for a checkup, yeah
, which was seven years ago, andhe said like when's the last
time you had a tetanus shot?
I say the same thing every timeI'm like probably like eight
years, I always say eight.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Say eight If it's been over 10.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, you got to do one, so I always say I think
it's been like seven, a rustynail.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, yeah, you'll go to the urgent care.
They'll give you one.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I'm not putting up barbed wire to keep cattle in.
When am I getting cut by rust?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I don't think that's a regular thing, though even I
think that, like they stoppedasking that question when I went
.
I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I'll say this I felt old when we went for her
colonoscopy, because I used toalways make fun of Robin,
because she would say like hey,can you read this medicine
bottle?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
What does that say?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And I'm like, golly, you can't read nothing.
Yeah.
But six months later I can'tsee anything.
My vision's worse than hers, sowe go in to the waiting room.
Yeah, I've got sweatpants on.
Oh yeah, Probably the same onesI'm wearing today Sweatpants on
reading glasses around mysweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And my iPad.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Like I'm that old, I'm in the waiting room, I'm
going to get on my iPad and I'malso old enough to where I was
on my iPad the entire time andnever put on my reading glasses
Forgot they were there.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh right, Well, you can make the font bigger.
I read on my iPad because I canmake the font bigger.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, yeah, I needed them, but I was like oh, they're
right there on my shirt.
Oh, they're right there on myshirt, Sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I never thought I'd.
Yeah, I went from 40, 46, 47.
And instead of 47 and a half Ijust went straight to like 82.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
But the level of I don't care.
Yeah, I don't care Is sorefreshing, like the way I will
go out in public now, likesometimes I go.
Is Randall going to care?
Yeah, like that's my barometer,if Randall was ever like.
I mean if you want to wear it,but I mean he never says
anything, oh yeah.
I'm not throwing him out of thebus at all, because he's always
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like whatever you want to wear,but like I wonder if he's
wondering because and I'm nottalking about like going to
someone's house for an event or-you know, yeah, I'm talking
about like just going to runerrands, but like Ain't nobody
going to judge.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, yeah, if I see you out buying something.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Nobody's judging, nobody cares, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
When I see people all like dressed to the nines.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But they're just in.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And they're like up in Walmart or Target or wherever
.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I'm like you better have just been to a meeting I
don't trust them Hair's perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I'm like what do you?
Did you just have like a shootor something?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, right, which they may have.
I guess, but body maintenance.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Body maintenance.
It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
It's a lot.
And the supplements, oh my gosh, yeah, and I don't even take a
ton of supplements.
Okay, but I take more than fourdifferent ones.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I take four.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I take one, two.
Oh okay, one is Zyrtec, but Itake a regular vitamin.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I don't think that's a supplement.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, I take a regular vitamin, I take vitamin C, I
take omega-3 fish oils.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I take vitamin D.
I take vitamin D.
Mine's got K in it.
I like them apples.
I don't know what that does.
No, it's supposed to be greatfor you.
Oh, is it.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, and then I take something else oh, hair, skin
and nails supplement.
It's not helping, it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I'm so old, especially at Costco, I will
walk it's right by checkout.
So I'll be ready to check out.
I'm like you know what.
Let me just make sure I don'tneed to be taking anything and
I'll walk down the supplementaisle and find a new one and
just kind of look and be likehuh, what's that?
And then you just read it andit'll be like and it's generic
(20:48):
stuff, half time like good foryou, and you're like well,
that's I mean how much is that?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
$14.99.
It's on sale.
Helps you live longer $160.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I better just take five of those.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey, Robin, I got some good foryous.
You take these.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Anywho, so those are coming up.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
That sounds fun.
It's all I can do to dohaircuts.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Man haircuts.
I'm getting a haircut today.
Shout out to Ansley she's myhair person man, she's great.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Get your hair did.
I did Carter's hair two nightsago.
He's been begging for a buzzcut.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, give him a buzz cut.
Forever, it's cheap.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
She likes his hair a little longer.
Man, I've never seen a kid sohappy, Like after like, he took
a shower, washed all the hairoff you know, because you're
like itching through it, oh yeah.
Comes downstairs just likegrinning.
Oh, he just loves it because inthe morning he can just roll
out of bed.
Yeah, he looks great with it.
Eat breakfast and then justroll.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
And it saves me, yeah , a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Of money every time I think they charge?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I guess yeah, oil changes and haircuts.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
About the same, because I used to, I would take
both boys get their haircut.
It'd be like 50 bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Maybe for.
Both.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
No, they've gone, everywhere's gone up, it's
probably 100 to get both theirhaircuts.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
A buzz cut is $35.
Where is that Uncles, butnobody else is.
I mean like A buzz cut is $35.
Where is that Uncles, butnobody else is?
I mean like sports clips islike $25.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I know yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
And then they're like do you want to MVP my kid don't
need.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
He don't wash his hair at home.
Why are you doing it, you?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
know, and they're like going to massage their neck
.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, hot towel, he's Stop it.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
It's not a spa day, right.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Come massage my scalp because I'm paying you.
Yeah, exactly, yeah, the stressis with the parent.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
He just wants a sucker.
He don't even want that.
He's just ready to get out ofhere.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, he didn't want to come in the beginning.
We had to get him out ofpajamas and to sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, I think Jonah said that last time he like mom
yeah, sports clips is it's.
I mean they're all expensive,but they are.
It's worth it, though, becausewhen you leave, you're like it
does feel good to get a freshcut it does.
Yeah, yeah, my husband shavedhis beard today oh speaking of
maintenance man, I shaved minelike maybe six months ago how
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long have you had that beard?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
that you six months okay, no uh I thought you know
all the way off, not like justtrimmed.
Oh, I didn't, I wasn'tlistening all the way off, like
maybe you know, maybe four orfive months ago okay, will you
shave the beard you have nowbefore summer?
No, really, you'll keep itduring the summer.
Yeah, see, his was big.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, I used to have I'm trying to think when I
started doing a beard.
It's probably been like threeor four years.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You haven't shaved your face all the way down in
three or four years.
Yeah, I have Like once or twice, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
But then every time I do it I'm mad at myself.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Like I 'll shave you get it.
Like I get it now.
I'm like why are peopleobsessed with having a beard or
whatever?
I'm like who cares?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Because you get it like you want it, kind of.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Well, it's just, and it's just like you kind of, you
know just mess with it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh yeah, totally.
You know you're kind of likethinking.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You know I'm in deep thought, I'm going to ponder
something.
Yeah, but like even if I trimmy beard like too much, I'll
have like instant regret.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Wow, I guess that's similar to maybe girls with
their hair, like, if you havelong hair, a girl has long hair
and she's like I'm just going tochop it off, and then they're
crying.
I mean I didn't cry, but Ithought about it.
Yeah, I considered it.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Anyway, tears make it grow back faster.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, he, he's Make it grow back faster.
Yeah, he's got something.
He's got a film.
And he was like, yeah, sothat's the longest he's ever had
a beard.
It's been about six months, Iguess, maybe six, seven months,
and he was trimming it like some, but like his was like full,
you know.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, like Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, like I was like oh man, look at your, I forgot
the shape of your face.
Look at your, I forgot theshape of your face.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah yeah, you look way younger when you shave it.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I will say that and he had almost all gray.
It's almost all gone to gray,yeah, mine's getting more
Santa-ish every year and Bendidn't know he was shaving his
beard.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Was he like scared?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And he came in this morning and he goes hey, ah, I'm
not yet and this is like a17-year-old.
You know, you've seen thoselittle videos of like the little
kids that are like three, four,five years old, and the dad's
always had a beard, they shaveit, they come in, oh yeah.
And the kids are like, hey dad.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Same.
Thing.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
They just start crying, yeah, basically, it was
like I don't know this man baby,and what did he do with my
father?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
yeah, exactly, but anyway.
Um, what's easier to trim yourbeard than go get a colonoscopy?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I mean, it's easier maintenance yeah, you do not
have to drink stuff in themiddle of the night.
I mean, I guess you can, if youwant, to do whatever you want,
but you can just wake up andtrim your beard.
Yeah, yeah, the the worst partof those types of things, like
those tests, is getting the IV.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
For me, oh, I can't stand it If there wasn't an IV
for those kinds of things.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I've already been up on mine and gotten it done when
I turned 50, because I have topsych myself up for about 18
months and be like, OK, thisappointment is going to have an
IV.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Here we go, here we go and once they do it it's like
, okay, it's done, but beforethey do it, IV lightheaded,
that's yeah, I don't.
And then they do it in the hand.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh, or right on top of the wrist they get they
brought Robin out.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
You know which.
I don't know why they wheel youthrough the main part of the
hospital, but whatever.
So they wheel her back there.
She gets in the back and thenshe's like yeah, they tried to
do the IV right here, but itwouldn't take.
They had to do it and I'm likeI'm going to need Y'all got
another bed, like I don't wantto hear about it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah.
And then she's like see righthere.
I'm like I don't want to seeright there on your hand because
, yeah, it's making my mouthwater like right before you pass
out.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
They could save time and just just let me stand up,
show me the needle and say we'regoing to do the IV.
I'll pass out in my head, I'llbe unconscious, and then just do
what you need to do.
Put the IV.
I'll pass out and hit my head.
I'll be unconscious and thenjust do what you need to do.
Put the IV in.
Then I'd rather just somebodycome out of the woodwork and hit
me with a hammer.
And just be like he's out.
(27:31):
Put the IV in.
You know, like the, there'ssome comedian that talked about
that like with a, like a blowgunto vaccinate kids.
You know they're scared of theshot.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Just put them on the playground.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
He's like you just stand behind the door and
they're like la-da-da-da-da andthey're just, and it's like
right in the neck.
That's what they could do withlike an IV, just like can I say
yeah, it's like those James Bonddarts.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, just do that.
You could do it to people inthe waiting room.
They could already be gettingdrowsy.
Just already have them in thewheelchair.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, do it.
When I'm on my iPad with myreading glasses, Just come up
behind me and just be like callan ice cream.
Number three, let's go righthere.
We've got a pickup on aisle twoin the waiting room.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Do you have a to-go order?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
That's what you do.
You just go around the waitingroom, come up behind people and
then just wheel them all back,Just line them up.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Oh gosh, If y'all knew how—we're both pretty
lightheaded type people but— Ican't stand it.
My brother cannot talk aboutprocedures or shots or taking
blood tests, or Now, if my kidgets hurt or something like that
(28:49):
and push comes to shove, I cando like you can just get in
there.
Yeah, I can just be like.
All right, let's see.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Okay, all right, oh that's blood, okay.
Now, if it's me, yeah.
And I'm like, oh, that kind ofhurts.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And then I'm like, oh , that kind of hurts.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
And then I'm like, whew okay, yeah, yeah, I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, no yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I'm okay with.
I'm better with an IV for aprocedure than going to get
blood work.
When they got to do the changething when they change the tubes
, get a bigger bottle?
Do the change thing when theychange the bigger bottle?
Or I mean, I guess they allsend this one off to cholesterol
university and this one goes toblood sugar, blood sugar
(29:32):
university, I don't know.
They gotta mail them across thecountry or whatever they do
vitamin d's in oregon I don'tknow yeah, how many vials.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
One time they took six and I was like I kept
changing you need to put somemore back in me before I can go
to the car.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, I'm going to need synthetic.
I don't care how much it costs.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
How many miles do I have to come back?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, you are not changing my cabin air filter.
I'll tell you that right nowthat's the biggest.
Oh.
You got to remove the glove box.
I'll see if I can manage.
Look at all the leaves.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I guess I got to remove the glove box.
See if I can manage.
Look at all the leaves.
I know I park under a tree,Bobby.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, I love when they show you the air filter.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
See, I had to take this, screw out oh.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Ooh.
I can order a six pack of those, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I love when they show it to you and you're like I
know what dirt looks like.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
What I know.
My car is nasty.
Yeah, you know who's got those.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Walmart.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Mm-hmm Like $12.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Right and not $28.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And you know when we changed them growing up?
Never.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah.
I don't think they even had acabin Cabin.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I don't think we had a cabin air filter If you went
with an aunt or uncle, dependingon where you grew up and what
kind of family.
You wish you had a cabin airfilter.
Remember people smoking the car.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, you didn't have a cabin air filter, because
that was the ashtray.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, you needed an oxygen tank.
Now, people be like if you're12 or under, you can't ride in
this car.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, it is insane what we would breathe in Good
gracious man People worryingabout a leaf in the cabin air
filter.
I think it's okay.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I remember I don't know if I've ever told this
before I don't know if I've eversaid this out loud.
But I'm going to say it rightnow we were in a large car, as
they all were.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I think Mom was driving and both of my
grandparents no, it was Mom'sdad, granddad or no, he was in
the back.
So my Granddad's on one side ofme and my great uncle is on the
other side.
Quincy, he's smoking a pipe.
Quincy's smoking a pipe and myGranddad's on one side of me and
my great uncle is on the otherside.
Quincy, he's smoking a pipe.
Quincy's smoking a pipe and mygranddad's smoking a cigarette.
(31:48):
And then my grandmother is inthe front seat and Quincy's wife
Mary, my great aunt, is riding.
We'll call it a shotgun, likeright in the middle.
Yeah, she's smoking a cigaretteand my grandmother's smoking a
cigarette, so me and my mom arethe only two people not smoking.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
No, grandmother didn't smoke.
Yes, she did, no, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Or maybe it was Momo, momo smoked.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Momo quit smoking before we were born.
She did.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, okay, all right , well, that was-.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Grandmother, you and mom weren't.
I never knew that grandmothersmoked.
I've never heard her smokingReally, yeah, okay, well, anyway
, it probably felt likeeverybody you ruined my story.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I'm so sorry, only 50% of us were smoking.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
But I was probably like six, seven.
Good gracious it was likeCheech and Chong going down the
interstate.
You couldn't see nothing.
Mom had to like roll her windowdown pretty far.
You couldn't see nothing.
Mom had to like roll her windowdown pretty far.
You couldn't go all the way.
Yeah, because then there'd justbe ash like all in the car.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
So everybody kind of cracked their windows, but they
mainly just used those littlebitty ashtrays like in the car.
That would fold back Like thelittle dinky ones yeah.
And I'm just back there likeLike.
A pipe and two cigarettes in acar all at the same time.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I don't know if we were like you need your cabin
air filter change now.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Can I see that cabin air filter?
I'm going to tape it to my face.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Right, can you put some in my lungs?
Good gracious yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I'd have preferred to have an IV before that trip.
Yeah, put me under Golly.
Anyway, I could have swornshe's smoking too.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It probably felt like it.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I probably should have, just like you know,
everybody else is doing it.
Unbelievable, nobody would havenoticed.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
No, not in that car.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Where's that smoke coming from?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Well schedule your colonoscopies if you're over 50.
Or don't, or don't.
It's a freak entry and changeyour oil.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Get synthetic, it lasts longer.
Yeah, alleg oil yeah yeah, getsynthetic, it lasts longer.
Yeah, allegedly, yeah.
Anyway, have a good one.
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