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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome back.
So this past Saturday I took mykid to Nashville Cars and
Coffee.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's a car enthusiast event.
What time is it in the morning?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Eight to eleven, but really you want to get there and
be there eight to ten-ish,because some of those people
start, you know, leaving intheir McLarens and their
Porsches and 1955.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Is it everything?
It's like old cars, new cars.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Vintage supercars, electric cars.
Where is it?
At Nashville Speedway, which isout in Lebanon.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's like 45 minutes from my house, but he loves it.
It's the first Saturday of themonth.
There's also one in Franklin.
We haven't been there yetFranklin Cars and Coffee.
I think it's probably smaller,but there's a lot of people.
It's not crowded, it's free.
You just dress for whateverweather.
There's some food trucks likebreakfast-y type food trucks.
We don't ever do that, but wejust go and look at the cars.
(01:20):
We stay probably for one and ahalf two hours.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Walk around.
Some of the cars are repeatvisits.
There's an orange McLaren and ablue one.
That's been there.
Maybe it's a Lamborghini.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Like every time.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, sometimes you get the car owners sometimes let
people sit in them or whatever.
I just want to drive it.
The etiquette is you don'ttouch it and you just look at it
, but like there's some likeMustangs from 1965 and some
foreign cars and like it's superinteresting because there's
(01:58):
every kind of person there.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Most are males.
There's some females, but likeCommon denominator is cars.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
common denominator is cars.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Common denominator is cars.
Yeah, like people are takingpictures A lot of like young
people to like, bring in like areal camera, remember like the
Nikon or Canon SLRs like, orthey have their phone on one of
those things.
It's a gimbal.
My son Ben has one of thosewhere it's like you can walk
around with your phone and itkind of moves real smooth yeah,
(02:27):
it looks like you're likefilming a movie yeah, like er
used it like for the first timeor whatever it was, you know 30
years ago, when they were neverstopped a one shot or whatever.
but you got all these youngpeople taking pictures like,
yeah, it's pretty cool, so, butit's an activity.
But usually we go home and havebreakfast after that like a big
(02:47):
breakfast, but this time I takethem to Waffle House.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Did you get the All-Star special?
That's what I used to get.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I got whatever the eggs and bacon and hash browns
and toast is.
I think it's like a number one.
I don't know what it is yeah.
He gets the.
It's basically their version ofPhilly cheesesteak on Texas
toast steak and cheese and Texastoast.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Really oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He's all about it.
So that was on Saturday, uh-huh.
I accidentally opened my newsfeed and yesterday saw where
Waffle House is now going tohave a 50 cent surcharge per egg
because of eggflation, and Iguess the it's called eggflation
(03:38):
.
No, I just made that up.
Oh, that's good, but it shouldbe the Evian flu or whatever
Expensive water flu.
I don't know.
I'm not making fun of it, but Iwas like well doggone.
I'm glad I got the regularprice, because when I go back to
Waffle House I will just begetting the hash browns or
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something 50 cents more an egg.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I think I saw something on that.
I don't know when they did didit, but they didn't have it on
saturday I think they make, likeI'm trying to think it showed
how many eggs they make or howmany eggs they sell in a year
yeah, and it was like yeah Idon't know, 200 like 300 million
or something like that.
(04:20):
So crazy yeah so I'm like, waita minute, you're going to get a
50 cents 150 mil a year.
Yeah, I mean, I know they got topay for it, but I mean it's
kind of brilliant and I'll saythis oh, go ahead no.
Do they call it surcharge?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Because somebody said sir we're going to have to
charge you S-U-R.
No, I, I know, oh yeah, but itsounds like it just came from
that it does.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, excuse me, sir.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't take all that extra charge because that's
what it is, but I was thinkingthe Waffle House is kind of like
the Cars and Coffee there'severy kind of person.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
When you walk in a Waffle House, it doesn't matter
what your job is because reallyit's whoever.
I'm going to say it's the cook,but it's technically the alpha
waitress, whoever the head mostseniority waitress is Right, I
shouldn't say waitress.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I guess I should say Server Server Probably shouldn't
say whatever the people runningit.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Most of the time it's a female, but sometimes it's a
male.
But whoever's the most honeyand at the same time all
business?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Sweetheart yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And probably high hair, you know, closer, higher
hair, close to God, or you know,yeah, they've got a lot of
flair going on.
And usually they're so nice.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And they're running that ship man, you don't want
them too nice though.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, because they got to keep it moving.
There was a wait.
But she was like I can'tbelieve.
This person doesn't want to situp here at the bar.
My goodness, she goes.
You sure you don't want to situp here at the bar, there's two
open right now.
And he goes.
No, I'm going to wait for atable.
And she kind of like rolled hereyes, like rolled her eyes.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Highfalutin dude got to sit at the table.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
My not my husband my son and I were waiting because
we wanted to sit at a booth orwhatever, and and he's a big guy
, so it was already prettycrowded at the bar, you know,
and I was like he kind of lookedat me like oh, don't mess with
her.
And I was like yep, like oh,don't mess with her.
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And I was like yep, she's incharge.
So again, doesn't matter whatCEO like comes in there, or if
it's high schoolers, or if it'ssomebody who's obviously down on
their luck.
Whatever, everybody's equal.
You're waiting and you're niceto the cook and they're all
fixing everybody's stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And you can see them do it.
Yeah, so you're all.
Yeah, everyone, you're at themercy everyone is equal in the
eyes of a waffle house waitressyeah yeah, and I used to like.
Well, I didn't like it.
But back in the day they comeover they'd have a cigarette
hanging out of their mouth andthey'd have a little notepad
like what you want.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, like what you want hon man that food was.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So yeah, yeah it, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It's greasy, but it's good Doggone.
I just got the eggs before thesurcharge hit it's called a
ma'am charge.
Ma'am charge.
I got eggs, I get bacon extracrispy.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And I got the hash browns.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I can't get them smothered, just getting them in
the order, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And then I got toast.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I got a biscuit and I ate it Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I would always go.
I don't go there much anymore,but I used to get the all-star
special which is a waffle, andthen you get two eggs, I get
them scrambled with cheese, andthen I would get, and then you
get hash browns.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I get hash browns smothered and covered with
onions and cheese.
Yeah, or is that right?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, diced Chopped, then you get like two or four.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Two pieces of toast.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You ate all that.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, that's what you , my buddy, used to get.
He would get his hash brownsall the way.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yes, so like jalapeno peppers, chili yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
The whole deal.
He would get the all-starspecial, that and then like an
extra order of something.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And a bottle of Tums.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Pretty much yeah.
Wow, but yeah, I saw somethingwhere somebody was like trying
to complain at a Waffle House.
That's the wrong place, andthey're like I need to speak to
the manager and I don't know,maybe it was a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
But they're like there is no manager.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Right, this is Waffle House.
We're open 24 hours a day.
Yeah, you're talking to it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
We are the law.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Well, there are sort of abarometer for how bad the
weather event happens.
Well, you know it like oh yeahyou know how bad is the ice
storm in the south.
Well, if the waffle house stillopen, it's not quite as bad as
everything if waffle house shutsdown you need to get out of
town or go get in a bunker yeahpanic room.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Let's go yeah, we asked uh, one time we're at
waffle house and we got into Iguess the guy was cooking and um
waitress brought the stuff overand we started asking it and
they were telling us all therules like of how they.
I was like how do you knowwhat's what?
Yeah and, uh, she was like ohwell, if the butter's like this
(09:18):
on the plate, it's a regular,and if the butter is upside down
, that means it's a pecan waffle, and then like so it's oh, yeah
, yeah, some of that is justlike where the butter is placed,
how they put this on the plate.
It tells you what kind ofwhatever so?
It's like wow, it's gotta takeforever yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
So like get that down .
Yeah, because there's so manyvariations on everything,
because you can get how do youwant your eggs, how do you want
your toast, how do you want yourbacon?
I mean, that's hard, yeah,that's hard.
That's some hard-working people, but anyway, so waffle house it
was good cars.
And then we and it was like itwasn't freezing last weekend, so
(10:00):
the month before we likebasically had everything but the
hot hands, things in our glovesand our shoes, you know, and
went and we're like okay, we canprobably stay about 45 minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's a beautiful car.
Does it have a heater?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Can I sit in it?
That day we test drove a Rivianjust because we were freezing.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh, did you.
Was it the truck or the SUV?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The truck.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I love those.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The four-door.
Have you been in one?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I went to a.
No, well, they used to have a.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh yeah, the downtown .
Speaker 2 (10:26):
The little downtown, we'll call it, not a dealership
like a pop it's like a pop-updealership.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Face storefront whatever.
Yeah, yeah, so I had one inthere oh gotcha, so I got to sit
in it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, it was comfortable.
They're cool.
Randall drove it, I didn'tdrive it and our son was with us
and the guy was super nice, butit has some cool features.
Yeah, yeah, they're coollooking cars, if you want to go
camping and you have an outletwhere you're going.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I guess I don't know, I don't understand they don't
have this anymore, but whenRivian first came out, I
remember the truck.
They didn't have the SUVBecause I used to look at them
like five years ago.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Back when they were less expensive, yeah, and when
they first came out with thetruck it had a kitchen option,
so they had the little fold downthing.
Oh yeah, the fold down sidething, and you pulled out a
thing it had the sink, it had aninduction range.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It had silverware it was like $7,500.
Yeah, I bet you can still getthat add on.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
No, I don't think they do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Because I think when it started it was more for like
outdoorsy.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, enthusiasts, yeah, for sure, and then they're
like it's going to be hard tomass produce.
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Kitchens.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Truck, I guess.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, anyway, so we did that, but yeah, so, if
you're going to Waffle House.
Yeah, and then I wonder if yeah, and I got all kind of
questions about the surcharge.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Well, we did it.
I guess they're surchargingeverywhere, because I was at
Costco Spoiler alert.
That never happens and Robinsaid I guess grab some eggs.
You know, we had some, but sheeats eggs every day.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Like four every morning or something, and I'm
always like man that was good, Ishould make eggs.
I'm lazy.
And I'm always like man thatwas good, I should make eggs.
I'm lazy.
And you don't, yeah, I justheat up a bagel, but yeah, so I
was just grabbing like a couple.
And there was a lady next to meand she was just like I don't
know.
Working at Wawa House, maybe Iguess she was getting ready to
surcharge some people, becauseshe was just slinging those
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things in her cart.
I was like it's not that manyleft.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Wow, yeah, so anyway whatever, but we'll say this
pulled up my weather app.
This was yesterday yes, I wonoutside and I have the weather
channel app, and so I scrolldown a little bit to where it
says today, this week.
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And then the third columnusually says something like
getting chilly or I don't knowfuture rain.
But it didn't say that.
It said Ice storm.
It didn't say ice storm.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Or snowpocalypse.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Okay, so we're in January.
It didn't say ice storm, itsaid asteroid coming question
mark.
And I was like look at thesilly people at the weather
channel being all funny.
And then I was like wait what?
I'm being all funny.
And then I was like wait what?
And then I clicked on it and itsaid could this asteroid, could
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this large asteroid, hit Earthin 2032?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Wait a minute.
Yeah that's what it said.
So the same people that somehowcan't get the seven-day
forecast are working on asix-year forecast.
Sorry, seven.
It's all or nothing with thesepeople.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Or it's like microscopic, like there was a
lightning strike three milesfrom you, or could this asteroid
hit in however many years isthat?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, but is it going to rain today?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Do I need to water my tomatoes?
Oh, we don't do that.
Yeah, I'm like, can youspecialize in what's needed, but
I don't know, so it may notmatter that the eggs are going
up in price if the asteroid iscoming, but it's going to be a
minute.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's seven years.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
That's a lot of surcharging.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, they said it's as big as a building.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What kind of building ?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I don't know.
Yeah, what are we talking?
Eiffel Tower?
What are we talking thetwo-story insurance building on?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Old.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Hickory Boulevard?
I don't know, that's a broadterm.
It's broad.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Are we talking tiny house?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Exactly.
And it's like a 1%, 1 point,something percent chance.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, I mean one's pretty high to end.
That's what they said.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Right, I don't know, I pulled up the article and Well
, they're wrong 50% of the timetime and it's a one percent
chance.
So it really is like a point.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
That's not how math works, but whatever yeah, if
they're going on, if we're goingon their record of like getting
the forecast right right we'refine, yeah, but I will say this
yeah, if an asteroid is coming,I would prefer to no location.
Mm-hmm Okay.
Because, if okay.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
All right.
Well, that's kind of not to getdark, but I'm saying, if an
asteroid is coming, I kind ofwant front row seats for that.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
So you want to go out that way?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, I'm going to get a lawn chair.
I ain't even wearing sunglasses, you know what?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm saying what was that movie Don't nobody want to
be on the outskirts.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, no, no, no, you don't want to like, come out
later and be like I made it.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you don't want to be you either want
to be on the other side of theworld.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You think eggs were expensive before.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What the tsunami is going on.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Now you can be like I've got a car, Can you give me
three eggs?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, I don't know.
So anyway, that's where we are.
I guess the weather nowincludes meteor possibilities.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, I don't want to know the meteor forecast.
I don't either.
Or possibilities yeah, I don'twant to know the meteor forecast
?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I don't either, or lightning, no.
No, if it's really lightning,I'm going to go inside.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, remember, you just looked outside.
Yes, you grow up like is itcold outside?
I don't go out there.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That's what I tell some of the people in my house
when they say I might still bein pajamas.
And let's say this person in myhouse is in clothes and they
say do you know how cold it is?
And I'm like I don't know,let's take a beat here and check
out what's happening on theinside of the house.
You have on clothes.
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There's a door.
Uh, we can solve this in aboutfour seconds yeah, I love.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I love when, uh, our kids step outside and they're
like that's not that bad, likeyeah, but you didn't really stay
there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were outthere maybe four seconds and the
breeze never hit you right.
And then you go somewhere likeoutside and you're going to be
there longer than 10 seconds.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And they're like, oh man, the wind's cold.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'm like that's what it does.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I'm even bad about that, because we'll take the
dogs for a walk and I'm likeit'll be fine, I'm not going to
be cold.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And we'll start walking.
And then Robin will be like, oh, you're cold again.
Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Well, back to the cars and coffee.
I was like I'm not going toneed my little jacket on top of
my hoodie I don't know, t-shirtand a hoodie, whatever, but and
it was not a horribletemperature, but I was like I'm
going to put my jacket on andtake my gloves.
Yeah, I was so glad because wewere out there for an hour and a
half.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You can always not wear it.
You can always be like, you canalways take it off, kind of
warm.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You could walk it to the car if you want to.
It's not that far.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
There's cars out there.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, you could put it in somebody else's car, give
it to them, but yeah so.
Anyway, it was good to be backin the Waffle House.
I haven't been in a long time.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, I need to go to Waffle House.
We used to have a small town.
In high school we did not havea Waffle House, we had a Huddle
House.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Oh, I remember the Huddle House, the.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Huddle House.
Which is about the same.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, it's an off-brand.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, I mean if there was a huddle house and a waffle
house and they were across thestreet from each other.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm going to waffle house.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah.
But if there's a line, I'll hitup the huddle house, huddle
house yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Which?
How do you start that and notget sued or something?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
It's got house in it.
Yeah, at least omelet shoppyRemember that.
Omelet shop S-H-O-P-P-E.
It's not French, let's not getcrazy, but they'd be like maybe
orange and black writing.
Those would be on the side ofthe interstate.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Omelet shop.
Those letters are never all litup.
Ever, Every time you see omeletshop.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Omelet shop.
It's like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Omelet.
Let shop what.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Let pay the light bill.
It's always sketchy, but it'sbasically diner food yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And when you walk in thoseplaces I always feel like
everybody watch your step.
You kind of slide in.
You can kind of Michael Jacksoninto one of those things,
because it's a little slippery.
There's a lot of grease up inthe air.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh yeah, the grease just like hits the ceiling and
kind of settles on the floorRight.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's in the grout.
It's never coming out.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And you do not want to go.
Try to get out of there by 10.
Like, if it's late.
Oh right, Just you know whatJust go home.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's a different climate.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's probably just better to Go home make your own
breakfast.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
If it's after 10 o'clock, surcharge yourself for
your own eggs.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
If it's real late, just mm-mm.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There's going to be lots of activity.
Let's just say Lots of loudconversations.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Some people could have just had breakfast at the
police station, exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Sometimes the police is already in there.
I think sometimes the police islike we should just walk out
with this whole table of people.
We'd arrest them anyway if wepulled them over.
We can just eat and they'llcome to us.
Yeah, amazing, yeah, that's atwo for one right there, I think
some do that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Some Waffle Houses just have like a cop who's just.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's brilliant.
You want that detail.
Yeah, yeah, shoot.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm bored.
I guess I'll have coffee.
I guess I'll eat some morebacon.
Just see what happens.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Follow these people out, see if you can pull them
over.
They probably need to be.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
And.
Waffle House it's almost like,especially at night, they're
like how can we ramp this up?
We've got people who are notthe most patient right now.
Yeah, it's late.
They're really hungry.
Let's put a jukebox in the mix.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Let's let random people pick music.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, that is not smart.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Well, I don't know if this is possible, but I guess
it is because I heard the samesong three times in a row.
So I think somebody left theirchild picket on.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Saturday oh gosh, I was like.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
This is why.
This is why not everybody is incharge of everything on earth.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Because some people Don't rock the jukebox, there's
a.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Taylor Swift and you know I don't dislike her music.
It was one of her older songswhich I like.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But I like our music.
It was one of our older songswhich I don't I like, but I was
like this is too many times,three in a row, yeah people's
eyes were starting to twitch andstuff like that, I pulled that
plug.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oops, yeah, I'm surprised the head waitress
didn't go over, just be like,nope, we're not doing that, no.
And then I kind of like itbecause you still get your
little ticket, at least where weare.
They give you the paper ticketto go up and pay.
You know, yeah, there's no takeyour.
I mean you pay with your cardif you want to, but like they're
still like punching it in offthe what the person wrote on it
(22:26):
oh, there's probably peoplestill paying cash there oh yeah,
they ain't never gonna stoptaking cash at the waffle house.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think you want to tryit.
No, not at the Waffle House.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You try to pay cash at a Waffle House and they don't
take it.
You better have a cop there.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, that cop better be having his dinner then.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
But anyway, now I'm hungry for Waffle House.
Now I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, I could eat an All-Star special right now.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I wonder if Huddle House has like a mvp special,
they just rename it.
Yeah, man, that's kind of likelevi's and hustler jeans, you
know a little bit, it's a littlebit off brand, didn't that?
Didn't hustle make a gene?
I know there's something elseas a hustler, but that's not
what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I should I should have said wrangler or maybe lee.
No, remember lee, there we go.
Lee is the huddle house.
Lee couldn't even afford tovise, it was just.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, l-e-e.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Sorry, I had Lee Jeans growing up too.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I remember having Levi's and being proud.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
And then having Lee and try to cover the Lee with my
belt.
What?
Because it said Lee it said Leeand I wanted people to think I
had Levi's.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They know it ain't the same font.
What are?
You seven yeah probably.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I remember trying to cover it up.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh, I didn't cover it up.
I had Lee jeans, but I knowthat feeling having like one
pair where you're like I'll justmix it in on a Thursday and
then a Friday, go back to theLevi's.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, our boys now, like I, still have a couple pair
of jeans.
Yeah, but I do not.
I do not wear jeans.
They're the most uncomfortablethings in the world.
Yeah, I feel like it's likewearing a burlap sack.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I think there are a lot of people in this generation
, or just time in this time,that have realized they're not
as comfortable as we thought.
No, it's like concrete.
Why did we do that?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
What are we doing?
Our boys are like.
I think one day it was likejust here.
Try these on or they wereputting them on and they were
like oh my gosh Kind of stiffand I was like quit overreacting
and then like I hadn't wornjeans in like three years maybe.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And then the other day I put on a pair of jeans.
I was like I can't walk.
This is insane.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
They're more uncomfortable than a pair of
like nice khakis or dressierpants.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Even for women, I think oh, totally.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And men probably, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, I mean, I guess they're durable.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
They're durable.
If you got to go, you know,round up some cattle or
something.
I guess that's what you want.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Or riding a motorcycle.
Yeah, if you plan on lassoing acalf and having it drag you
down the dirt road, you probablywant the durable Lees Levi
Hustler.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Whatever you got.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Right.
Yeah, I'm trying to think ofother off-brand jeans I can't
think of any jeans?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, I think that's it wasn't it.
And there were some back in theday, the really wrangler, the
really thick ones, and therewere the really dark blue.
And they were rough.
They're like putting onsandpaper.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
And then you get that patch.
Remember the patch on the kneesSewn on patch?
Oh, these aren't going anywhere.
No, it's iron.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Iron on Iron-on patch oh, these aren't going anywhere
.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
No, it's iron, you got a whole iron-on.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, some of them are iron-on, and then you just
and everybody knows it's a patch, you know it's a patch.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, and it was like oh, you got a hole in your
jeans.
Let me give you a piece of bluesandpaper.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Now people pay for the holes.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, and it was big Any child's knee.
Yeah, it's like a five by seven.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I had jeans with holes.
It could have been a surcharge50 cent per hole.
I love the people that have theholes so big it's like you
could probably just go shorts.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Just get a scissor.
I see a knee, a thigh, likeeverything.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, I know, I know I'm old, but what are you going
to do?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
They're this close to jorts.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Cut them off.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Cut them off, just cut them off.
Cut it off, brother.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That's when you knew your jeans had gone too far.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
That's how we would wear out jeans so much Like I
think it's time to make themshort.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
You like.
I think it's time to make themshort yes I remember that you
want to be uncomfortable cutthem off.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, go swimming.
Have you ever swam?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
in jorts.
Oh my gosh, I don't know wherewe'd be.
I'm guessing a river or a creekor a river with let's go with
dirty water um I'm going to gomuddy yeah.
There's a foam I'm concernedabout, but yeah, and you'd be
like well, you just take yourshirt off and jump in.
(27:06):
I'm wearing jorts.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Without the seam, by the way.
These are cutoffs before theyhemmed them up.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, that is not the time to kick your legs.
You ain't real swimming injorts.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You're just like now, I'm wet, and then you kind of
walk where you're not bendingyour knees yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, oh, it hurts yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Got to let them dry out because you didn't guess
what.
There's nothing to change into.
It's probably not a towel.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
And when they dry out , you could throw them off a
building and they would bounceLike they were just like a Break
, a windshield.
It was like a post, it was likea two by four.
Yeah, like they didn't.
There was no crinkle or folding, it was just.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's like when your mom would dry them on the
clothesline.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh, I remember that Clotheslines.
Nobody remembers that, no.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Or talks about it, towels.
You got to like step on thatthing and roll it up and stuff
and get it soft first Woo.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And then you'd have, like the remember I don't know
if she'd be watching.
Mom would be watching the newsor something, Maybe not the news
.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I said it's going to rain you see a cloud come up,
you better run, get them clothesoffline.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Remember doing that Get the laundry basket.
You better go out there and getthose clothespins off.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
The meteor is coming, I can do it.
Yeah, get a run out there whichis kind of bonkers.
Yeah, let's clean our clothesand then we'll just hang them
outside and hope a bird doesn'tpoop on them.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Are they going to be full of pollen?
What's?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
also a laundry line.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Don't birds love, I know Sitting on a wire.
Yeah, we've got to wash thatagain.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I do Ooh, man that's for the birds right there and
not for the people.
Hang up the laundry.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I complain now and be like ah, it's kind of wrinkled,
I got to dry it.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
10 more minutes.
Yeah, it's like shut your mouth.
Ooh yeah, nobody wants to dothat.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Then you had to bring it in and iron it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Well, get this.
How heavy was it when you'rehauling it down the stairs?
Wet Outside.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Think about our mom.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
She was tiny, yeah, like tiny little lady.
And then they try to marketdryer sheets like springtime.
Anybody want a springtime?
We done been outside and doneit.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I'll be sneezing, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I want artificial lavender, whatever scent.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, make them smell like a Christmas tree.
I don't care, but I don't wantit to smell like outside.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Fresh cut grass and bird poop scent.
We have a neighborhood skunk.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
You don't want our outside scent.
Good gracious which.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'll just say I think every neighborhood in Nashville
has a skunk Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
We've got one.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Sometimes I call it skunk Vegas, because when we're
getting close, you're on theinterstate you're like.
Is that a skunk?
Yep, we got 15 more miles.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Almost home, home, sweet home.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Don't worry, we'll do your laundry and hang it
outside.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, Anywho so take some extra quarters if you're
going to Waffle House becauseyour eggs are going to be more.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, excuse me, sir, there's the charge.
All right, anyway, have a goodone, excuse me, sir there's the
charge, alright anyway, have agood one.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
bye, bye, bye, bye bye bye bye,bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,bye.
Welcome back.
So this past Saturday I took mykid to Nashville Cars and
Coffee.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's a car enthusiast event.
What time is it in the morning?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Eight to eleven, but really you want to get there and
be there eight to ten-ish,because some of those people
start, you know, leaving intheir McLarens and their
Porsches and 1955.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Is it everything?
It's like old cars, new cars.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Vintage supercars, electric cars.
Where is it?
At Nashville Speedway, which isout in Lebanon.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's like 45 minutes from my house, but he loves it.
It's the first Saturday of themonth.
There's also one in Franklin.
We haven't been there yetFranklin Cars and Coffee.
I think it's probably smaller,but there's a lot of people.
It's not crowded, it's free.
You just dress for whateverweather.
There's some food trucks likebreakfast-y type food trucks.
We don't ever do that, but wejust go and look at the cars.
(01:20):
We stay probably for one and ahalf two hours.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Walk around.
Some of the cars are repeatvisits.
There's an orange McLaren and ablue one.
That's been there.
Maybe it's a Lamborghini.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Like every time.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, sometimes you get the car owners sometimes let
people sit in them or whatever.
I just want to drive it.
The etiquette is you don'ttouch it and you just look at it
, but like there's some likeMustangs from 1965 and some
foreign cars and like it's superinteresting because there's
(01:58):
every kind of person there.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Most are males.
There's some females, but likeCommon denominator is cars.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
common denominator is cars.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Common denominator is cars.
Yeah, like people are takingpictures A lot of like young
people to like, bring in like areal camera, remember like the
Nikon or Canon SLRs like, orthey have their phone on one of
those things.
It's a gimbal.
My son Ben has one of thosewhere it's like you can walk
around with your phone and itkind of moves real smooth yeah,
(02:27):
it looks like you're likefilming a movie yeah, like er
used it like for the first timeor whatever it was, you know 30
years ago, when they were neverstopped a one shot or whatever.
but you got all these youngpeople taking pictures like,
yeah, it's pretty cool, so, butit's an activity.
But usually we go home and havebreakfast after that like a big
(02:47):
breakfast, but this time I takethem to Waffle House.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Did you get the All-Star special?
That's what I used to get.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I got whatever the eggs and bacon and hash browns
and toast is.
I think it's like a number one.
I don't know what it is yeah.
He gets the.
It's basically their version ofPhilly cheesesteak on Texas
toast steak and cheese and Texastoast.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Really oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He's all about it.
So that was on Saturday, uh-huh.
I accidentally opened my newsfeed and yesterday saw where
Waffle House is now going tohave a 50 cent surcharge per egg
because of eggflation, and Iguess the it's called eggflation
(03:38):
.
No, I just made that up.
Oh, that's good, but it shouldbe the Evian flu or whatever
Expensive water flu.
I don't know.
I'm not making fun of it, but Iwas like well doggone.
I'm glad I got the regularprice, because when I go back to
Waffle House I will just begetting the hash browns or
(03:59):
something 50 cents more an egg.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I think I saw something on that.
I don't know when they did didit, but they didn't have it on
saturday I think they make, likeI'm trying to think it showed
how many eggs they make or howmany eggs they sell in a year
yeah, and it was like yeah Idon't know, 200 like 300 million
or something like that.
(04:20):
So crazy yeah so I'm like, waita minute, you're going to get a
50 cents 150 mil a year.
Yeah, I mean, I know they got topay for it, but I mean it's
kind of brilliant and I'll saythis oh, go ahead no.
Do they call it surcharge?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Because somebody said sir we're going to have to
charge you S-U-R.
No, I, I know, oh yeah, but itsounds like it just came from
that it does.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, excuse me, sir.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't take all that extra charge because that's
what it is, but I was thinkingthe Waffle House is kind of like
the Cars and Coffee there'severy kind of person.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
When you walk in a Waffle House, it doesn't matter
what your job is because reallyit's whoever.
I'm going to say it's the cook,but it's technically the alpha
waitress, whoever the head mostseniority waitress is Right, I
shouldn't say waitress.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I guess I should say Server Server Probably shouldn't
say whatever the people runningit.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Most of the time it's a female, but sometimes it's a
male.
But whoever's the most honeyand at the same time all
business?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Sweetheart yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And probably high hair, you know, closer, higher
hair, close to God, or you know,yeah, they've got a lot of
flair going on.
And usually they're so nice.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And they're running that ship man, you don't want
them too nice though.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, because they got to keep it moving.
There was a wait.
But she was like I can'tbelieve.
This person doesn't want to situp here at the bar.
My goodness, she goes.
You sure you don't want to situp here at the bar, there's two
open right now.
And he goes.
No, I'm going to wait for atable.
And she kind of like rolled hereyes, like rolled her eyes.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Highfalutin dude got to sit at the table.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
My not my husband my son and I were waiting because
we wanted to sit at a booth orwhatever, and and he's a big guy
, so it was already prettycrowded at the bar, you know,
and I was like he kind of lookedat me like oh, don't mess with
her.
And I was like yep, like oh,don't mess with her.
(06:26):
And I was like yep, she's incharge.
So again, doesn't matter whatCEO like comes in there, or if
it's high schoolers, or if it'ssomebody who's obviously down on
their luck.
Whatever, everybody's equal.
You're waiting and you're niceto the cook and they're all
fixing everybody's stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And you can see them do it.
Yeah, so you're all.
Yeah, everyone, you're at themercy everyone is equal in the
eyes of a waffle house waitressyeah yeah, and I used to like.
Well, I didn't like it.
But back in the day they comeover they'd have a cigarette
hanging out of their mouth andthey'd have a little notepad
like what you want.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, like what you want hon man that food was.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So yeah, yeah it, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It's greasy, but it's good Doggone.
I just got the eggs before thesurcharge hit it's called a
ma'am charge.
Ma'am charge.
I got eggs, I get bacon extracrispy.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And I got the hash browns.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I can't get them smothered, just getting them in
the order, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And then I got toast.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I got a biscuit and I ate it Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I would always go.
I don't go there much anymore,but I used to get the all-star
special which is a waffle, andthen you get two eggs, I get
them scrambled with cheese, andthen I would get, and then you
get hash browns.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I get hash browns smothered and covered with
onions and cheese.
Yeah, or is that right?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, diced Chopped, then you get like two or four.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Two pieces of toast.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You ate all that.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, that's what you , my buddy, used to get.
He would get his hash brownsall the way.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yes, so like jalapeno peppers, chili yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
The whole deal.
He would get the all-starspecial, that and then like an
extra order of something.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And a bottle of Tums.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Pretty much yeah.
Wow, but yeah, I saw somethingwhere somebody was like trying
to complain at a Waffle House.
That's the wrong place, andthey're like I need to speak to
the manager and I don't know,maybe it was a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
But they're like there is no manager.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Right, this is Waffle House.
We're open 24 hours a day.
Yeah, you're talking to it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
We are the law.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Well, there are sort of abarometer for how bad the
weather event happens.
Well, you know it like oh yeahyou know how bad is the ice
storm in the south.
Well, if the waffle house stillopen, it's not quite as bad as
everything if waffle house shutsdown you need to get out of
town or go get in a bunker yeahpanic room.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Let's go yeah, we asked uh, one time we're at
waffle house and we got into Iguess the guy was cooking and um
waitress brought the stuff overand we started asking it and
they were telling us all therules like of how they.
I was like how do you knowwhat's what?
Yeah and, uh, she was like ohwell, if the butter's like this
(09:18):
on the plate, it's a regular,and if the butter is upside down
, that means it's a pecan waffle, and then like so it's oh, yeah
, yeah, some of that is justlike where the butter is placed,
how they put this on the plate.
It tells you what kind ofwhatever so?
It's like wow, it's gotta takeforever yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
So like get that down .
Yeah, because there's so manyvariations on everything,
because you can get how do youwant your eggs, how do you want
your toast, how do you want yourbacon?
I mean, that's hard, yeah,that's hard.
That's some hard-working people, but anyway, so waffle house it
was good cars.
And then we and it was like itwasn't freezing last weekend, so
(10:00):
the month before we likebasically had everything but the
hot hands, things in our glovesand our shoes, you know, and
went and we're like okay, we canprobably stay about 45 minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's a beautiful car.
Does it have a heater?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Can I sit in it?
That day we test drove a Rivianjust because we were freezing.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh, did you.
Was it the truck or the SUV?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The truck.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I love those.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The four-door.
Have you been in one?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I went to a.
No, well, they used to have a.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh yeah, the downtown .
Speaker 2 (10:26):
The little downtown, we'll call it, not a dealership
like a pop it's like a pop-updealership.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Face storefront whatever.
Yeah, yeah, so I had one inthere oh gotcha, so I got to sit
in it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, it was comfortable.
They're cool.
Randall drove it, I didn'tdrive it and our son was with us
and the guy was super nice, butit has some cool features.
Yeah, yeah, they're coollooking cars, if you want to go
camping and you have an outletwhere you're going.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I guess I don't know, I don't understand they don't
have this anymore, but whenRivian first came out, I
remember the truck.
They didn't have the SUVBecause I used to look at them
like five years ago.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Back when they were less expensive, yeah, and when
they first came out with thetruck it had a kitchen option,
so they had the little fold downthing.
Oh yeah, the fold down sidething, and you pulled out a
thing it had the sink, it had aninduction range.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It had silverware it was like $7,500.
Yeah, I bet you can still getthat add on.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
No, I don't think they do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Because I think when it started it was more for like
outdoorsy.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, enthusiasts, yeah, for sure, and then they're
like it's going to be hard tomass produce.
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Kitchens.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Truck, I guess.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, anyway, so we did that, but yeah, so, if
you're going to Waffle House.
Yeah, and then I wonder if yeah, and I got all kind of
questions about the surcharge.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Well, we did it.
I guess they're surchargingeverywhere, because I was at
Costco Spoiler alert.
That never happens and Robinsaid I guess grab some eggs.
You know, we had some, but sheeats eggs every day.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Like four every morning or something, and I'm
always like man that was good, Ishould make eggs.
I'm lazy.
And I'm always like man thatwas good, I should make eggs.
I'm lazy.
And you don't, yeah, I justheat up a bagel, but yeah, so I
was just grabbing like a couple.
And there was a lady next to meand she was just like I don't
know.
Working at Wawa House, maybe Iguess she was getting ready to
surcharge some people, becauseshe was just slinging those
(12:35):
things in her cart.
I was like it's not that manyleft.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Wow, yeah, so anyway whatever, but we'll say this
pulled up my weather app.
This was yesterday yes, I wonoutside and I have the weather
channel app, and so I scrolldown a little bit to where it
says today, this week.
(12:58):
And then the third columnusually says something like
getting chilly or I don't knowfuture rain.
But it didn't say that.
It said Ice storm.
It didn't say ice storm.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Or snowpocalypse.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Okay, so we're in January.
It didn't say ice storm, itsaid asteroid coming question
mark.
And I was like look at thesilly people at the weather
channel being all funny.
And then I was like wait what?
I'm being all funny.
And then I was like wait what?
And then I clicked on it and itsaid could this asteroid, could
(13:41):
this large asteroid, hit Earthin 2032?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Wait a minute.
Yeah that's what it said.
So the same people that somehowcan't get the seven-day
forecast are working on asix-year forecast.
Sorry, seven.
It's all or nothing with thesepeople.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Or it's like microscopic, like there was a
lightning strike three milesfrom you, or could this asteroid
hit in however many years isthat?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, but is it going to rain today?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Do I need to water my tomatoes?
Oh, we don't do that.
Yeah, I'm like, can youspecialize in what's needed, but
I don't know, so it may notmatter that the eggs are going
up in price if the asteroid iscoming, but it's going to be a
minute.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's seven years.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
That's a lot of surcharging.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, they said it's as big as a building.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What kind of building ?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I don't know.
Yeah, what are we talking?
Eiffel Tower?
What are we talking thetwo-story insurance building on?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Old.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Hickory Boulevard?
I don't know, that's a broadterm.
It's broad.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Are we talking tiny house?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Exactly.
And it's like a 1%, 1 point,something percent chance.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, I mean one's pretty high to end.
That's what they said.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Right, I don't know, I pulled up the article and Well
, they're wrong 50% of the timetime and it's a one percent
chance.
So it really is like a point.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
That's not how math works, but whatever yeah, if
they're going on, if we're goingon their record of like getting
the forecast right right we'refine, yeah, but I will say this
yeah, if an asteroid is coming,I would prefer to no location.
Mm-hmm Okay.
Because, if okay.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
All right.
Well, that's kind of not to getdark, but I'm saying, if an
asteroid is coming, I kind ofwant front row seats for that.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
So you want to go out that way?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, I'm going to get a lawn chair.
I ain't even wearing sunglasses, you know what?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm saying what was that movie Don't nobody want to
be on the outskirts.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, no, no, no, you don't want to like, come out
later and be like I made it.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you don't want to be you either want
to be on the other side of theworld.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You think eggs were expensive before.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What the tsunami is going on.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Now you can be like I've got a car, Can you give me
three eggs?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, I don't know.
So anyway, that's where we are.
I guess the weather nowincludes meteor possibilities.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, I don't want to know the meteor forecast.
I don't either.
Or possibilities yeah, I don'twant to know the meteor forecast
?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I don't either, or lightning, no.
No, if it's really lightning,I'm going to go inside.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, remember, you just looked outside.
Yes, you grow up like is itcold outside?
I don't go out there.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That's what I tell some of the people in my house
when they say I might still bein pajamas.
And let's say this person in myhouse is in clothes and they
say do you know how cold it is?
And I'm like I don't know,let's take a beat here and check
out what's happening on theinside of the house.
You have on clothes.
(17:13):
There's a door.
Uh, we can solve this in aboutfour seconds yeah, I love.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I love when, uh, our kids step outside and they're
like that's not that bad, likeyeah, but you didn't really stay
there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were outthere maybe four seconds and the
breeze never hit you right.
And then you go somewhere likeoutside and you're going to be
there longer than 10 seconds.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And they're like, oh man, the wind's cold.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'm like that's what it does.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I'm even bad about that, because we'll take the
dogs for a walk and I'm likeit'll be fine, I'm not going to
be cold.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And we'll start walking.
And then Robin will be like, oh, you're cold again.
Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Well, back to the cars and coffee.
I was like I'm not going toneed my little jacket on top of
my hoodie I don't know, t-shirtand a hoodie, whatever, but and
it was not a horribletemperature, but I was like I'm
going to put my jacket on andtake my gloves.
Yeah, I was so glad because wewere out there for an hour and a
half.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You can always not wear it.
You can always be like, you canalways take it off, kind of
warm.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You could walk it to the car if you want to.
It's not that far.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
There's cars out there.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, you could put it in somebody else's car, give
it to them, but yeah so.
Anyway, it was good to be backin the Waffle House.
I haven't been in a long time.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, I need to go to Waffle House.
We used to have a small town.
In high school we did not havea Waffle House, we had a Huddle
House.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Oh, I remember the Huddle House, the.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Huddle House.
Which is about the same.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, it's an off-brand.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, I mean if there was a huddle house and a waffle
house and they were across thestreet from each other.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm going to waffle house.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah.
But if there's a line, I'll hitup the huddle house, huddle
house yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Which?
How do you start that and notget sued or something?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
It's got house in it.
Yeah, at least omelet shoppyRemember that.
Omelet shop S-H-O-P-P-E.
It's not French, let's not getcrazy, but they'd be like maybe
orange and black writing.
Those would be on the side ofthe interstate.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Omelet shop.
Those letters are never all litup.
Ever, Every time you see omeletshop.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Omelet shop.
It's like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Omelet.
Let shop what.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Let pay the light bill.
It's always sketchy, but it'sbasically diner food yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And when you walk in thoseplaces I always feel like
everybody watch your step.
You kind of slide in.
You can kind of Michael Jacksoninto one of those things,
because it's a little slippery.
There's a lot of grease up inthe air.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh yeah, the grease just like hits the ceiling and
kind of settles on the floorRight.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's in the grout.
It's never coming out.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And you do not want to go.
Try to get out of there by 10.
Like, if it's late.
Oh right, Just you know whatJust go home.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's a different climate.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's probably just better to Go home make your own
breakfast.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
If it's after 10 o'clock, surcharge yourself for
your own eggs.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
If it's real late, just mm-mm.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There's going to be lots of activity.
Let's just say Lots of loudconversations.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Some people could have just had breakfast at the
police station, exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Sometimes the police is already in there.
I think sometimes the police islike we should just walk out
with this whole table of people.
We'd arrest them anyway if wepulled them over.
We can just eat and they'llcome to us.
Yeah, amazing, yeah, that's atwo for one right there, I think
some do that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Some Waffle Houses just have like a cop who's just.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's brilliant.
You want that detail.
Yeah, yeah, shoot.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm bored.
I guess I'll have coffee.
I guess I'll eat some morebacon.
Just see what happens.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Follow these people out, see if you can pull them
over.
They probably need to be.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
And.
Waffle House it's almost like,especially at night, they're
like how can we ramp this up?
We've got people who are notthe most patient right now.
Yeah, it's late.
They're really hungry.
Let's put a jukebox in the mix.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Let's let random people pick music.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, that is not smart.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Well, I don't know if this is possible, but I guess
it is because I heard the samesong three times in a row.
So I think somebody left theirchild picket on.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Saturday oh gosh, I was like.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
This is why.
This is why not everybody is incharge of everything on earth.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Because some people Don't rock the jukebox, there's
a.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Taylor Swift and you know I don't dislike her music.
It was one of her older songswhich I like.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But I like our music.
It was one of our older songswhich I don't I like, but I was
like this is too many times,three in a row, yeah people's
eyes were starting to twitch andstuff like that, I pulled that
plug.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oops, yeah, I'm surprised the head waitress
didn't go over, just be like,nope, we're not doing that, no.
And then I kind of like itbecause you still get your
little ticket, at least where weare.
They give you the paper ticketto go up and pay.
You know, yeah, there's no takeyour.
I mean you pay with your cardif you want to, but like they're
still like punching it in offthe what the person wrote on it
(22:26):
oh, there's probably peoplestill paying cash there oh yeah,
they ain't never gonna stoptaking cash at the waffle house.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think you want to tryit.
No, not at the Waffle House.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You try to pay cash at a Waffle House and they don't
take it.
You better have a cop there.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, that cop better be having his dinner then.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
But anyway, now I'm hungry for Waffle House.
Now I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, I could eat an All-Star special right now.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I wonder if Huddle House has like a mvp special,
they just rename it.
Yeah, man, that's kind of likelevi's and hustler jeans, you
know a little bit, it's a littlebit off brand, didn't that?
Didn't hustle make a gene?
I know there's something elseas a hustler, but that's not
what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I should I should have said wrangler or maybe lee.
No, remember lee, there we go.
Lee is the huddle house.
Lee couldn't even afford tovise, it was just.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, l-e-e.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Sorry, I had Lee Jeans growing up too.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I remember having Levi's and being proud.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
And then having Lee and try to cover the Lee with my
belt.
What?
Because it said Lee it said Leeand I wanted people to think I
had Levi's.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They know it ain't the same font.
What are?
You seven yeah probably.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I remember trying to cover it up.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh, I didn't cover it up.
I had Lee jeans, but I knowthat feeling having like one
pair where you're like I'll justmix it in on a Thursday and
then a Friday, go back to theLevi's.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, our boys now, like I, still have a couple pair
of jeans.
Yeah, but I do not.
I do not wear jeans.
They're the most uncomfortablethings in the world.
Yeah, I feel like it's likewearing a burlap sack.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I think there are a lot of people in this generation
, or just time in this time,that have realized they're not
as comfortable as we thought.
No, it's like concrete.
Why did we do that?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
What are we doing?
Our boys are like.
I think one day it was likejust here.
Try these on or they wereputting them on and they were
like oh my gosh Kind of stiffand I was like quit overreacting
and then like I hadn't wornjeans in like three years maybe.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And then the other day I put on a pair of jeans.
I was like I can't walk.
This is insane.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
They're more uncomfortable than a pair of
like nice khakis or dressierpants.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Even for women, I think oh, totally.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And men probably, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, I mean, I guess they're durable.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
They're durable.
If you got to go, you know,round up some cattle or
something.
I guess that's what you want.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Or riding a motorcycle.
Yeah, if you plan on lassoing acalf and having it drag you
down the dirt road, you probablywant the durable Lees Levi
Hustler.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Whatever you got.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Right.
Yeah, I'm trying to think ofother off-brand jeans I can't
think of any jeans?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, I think that's it wasn't it.
And there were some back in theday, the really wrangler, the
really thick ones, and therewere the really dark blue.
And they were rough.
They're like putting onsandpaper.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
And then you get that patch.
Remember the patch on the kneesSewn on patch?
Oh, these aren't going anywhere.
No, it's iron.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Iron on Iron-on patch oh, these aren't going anywhere
.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
No, it's iron, you got a whole iron-on.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, some of them are iron-on, and then you just
and everybody knows it's a patch, you know it's a patch.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, and it was like oh, you got a hole in your
jeans.
Let me give you a piece of bluesandpaper.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Now people pay for the holes.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, and it was big Any child's knee.
Yeah, it's like a five by seven.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I had jeans with holes.
It could have been a surcharge50 cent per hole.
I love the people that have theholes so big it's like you
could probably just go shorts.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Just get a scissor.
I see a knee, a thigh, likeeverything.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, I know, I know I'm old, but what are you going
to do?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
They're this close to jorts.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Cut them off.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Cut them off, just cut them off.
Cut it off, brother.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That's when you knew your jeans had gone too far.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
That's how we would wear out jeans so much Like I
think it's time to make themshort.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
You like.
I think it's time to make themshort yes I remember that you
want to be uncomfortable cutthem off.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, go swimming.
Have you ever swam?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
in jorts.
Oh my gosh, I don't know wherewe'd be.
I'm guessing a river or a creekor a river with let's go with
dirty water um I'm going to gomuddy yeah.
There's a foam I'm concernedabout, but yeah, and you'd be
like well, you just take yourshirt off and jump in.
(27:06):
I'm wearing jorts.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Without the seam, by the way.
These are cutoffs before theyhemmed them up.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, that is not the time to kick your legs.
You ain't real swimming injorts.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You're just like now, I'm wet, and then you kind of
walk where you're not bendingyour knees yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, oh, it hurts yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Got to let them dry out because you didn't guess
what.
There's nothing to change into.
It's probably not a towel.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
And when they dry out , you could throw them off a
building and they would bounceLike they were just like a Break
, a windshield.
It was like a post, it was likea two by four.
Yeah, like they didn't.
There was no crinkle or folding, it was just.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's like when your mom would dry them on the
clothesline.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh, I remember that Clotheslines.
Nobody remembers that, no.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Or talks about it, towels.
You got to like step on thatthing and roll it up and stuff
and get it soft first Woo.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And then you'd have, like the remember I don't know
if she'd be watching.
Mom would be watching the newsor something, Maybe not the news
.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I said it's going to rain you see a cloud come up,
you better run, get them clothesoffline.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Remember doing that Get the laundry basket.
You better go out there and getthose clothespins off.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
The meteor is coming, I can do it.
Yeah, get a run out there whichis kind of bonkers.
Yeah, let's clean our clothesand then we'll just hang them
outside and hope a bird doesn'tpoop on them.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Are they going to be full of pollen?
What's?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
also a laundry line.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Don't birds love, I know Sitting on a wire.
Yeah, we've got to wash thatagain.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I do Ooh, man that's for the birds right there and
not for the people.
Hang up the laundry.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I complain now and be like ah, it's kind of wrinkled,
I got to dry it.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
10 more minutes.
Yeah, it's like shut your mouth.
Ooh yeah, nobody wants to dothat.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Then you had to bring it in and iron it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Well, get this.
How heavy was it when you'rehauling it down the stairs?
Wet Outside.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Think about our mom.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
She was tiny, yeah, like tiny little lady.
And then they try to marketdryer sheets like springtime.
Anybody want a springtime?
We done been outside and doneit.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I'll be sneezing, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I want artificial lavender, whatever scent.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, make them smell like a Christmas tree.
I don't care, but I don't wantit to smell like outside.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Fresh cut grass and bird poop scent.
We have a neighborhood skunk.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
You don't want our outside scent.
Good gracious which.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'll just say I think every neighborhood in Nashville
has a skunk Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
We've got one.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Sometimes I call it skunk Vegas, because when we're
getting close, you're on theinterstate you're like.
Is that a skunk?
Yep, we got 15 more miles.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Almost home, home, sweet home.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Don't worry, we'll do your laundry and hang it
outside.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, Anywho so take some extra quarters if you're
going to Waffle House becauseyour eggs are going to be more.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, excuse me, sir, there's the charge.
All right, anyway, have a goodone, excuse me, sir there's the
charge, alright anyway, have agood one.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
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