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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Welcome to hey Real Quick, it's March madness.
It is madness, it's MarchMadness.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It is madness.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It was madness last night.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, I watched Highlights.
I didn't watch the whole gameand I'm a horrible fan.
Well, if you watch Highlightsof that game, yeah, you got an
idea of what it was like.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The Highlight video is like 10 minutes long.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, alabama won.
Hit 25 threes, yeah Record.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
On fire.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Crazy?
Oh, say that reminds me, Didyou do a bracket?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, no, I didn't.
I'm not.
Yeah, I'm not that heavy intoit.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I mean we're not either, but we all did one.
So I think me and Braxton wedidn't do them together, we just
did them separately.
Okay, so me and Braxton haveAlabama playing Florida and
Alabama winning the title.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Carter has Alabama-Florida, with Florida
winning.
Oh my goodness, and I thinkRobin has Auburn.
It's either Auburn beatingAlabama for the title or beating
Purdue.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
She did two.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
But so far everybody's still got their last
two teams are still in it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh my gosh, you know what.
Seven SEC teams in the Sweet 16.
Yeah, that's impressive, whichis a record, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And then Alabama's got to play Duke, but I just
wanted a shot at 16.
Yeah, that's impressive, whichis a record?
Yeah, and then Alabama's goingto play Duke, but I just wanted
a shot at.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Duke, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Which I you know, I think they can beat them, but
and that's on Sunday.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Sunday Auburn plays tonight.
Who do they play Michigan?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Who do they play Michigan Auburn's strong?
They should beat Michigan.
I haven't seen Michigan play,but I've seen Auburn play yeah,
they're good, yeah, and then OleMiss plays, somebody I should
have known.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Ole Miss.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh Michigan State.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, and then Tennessee, kentucky.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Tennessee, kentucky.
That's tonight too, right?
Yeah, that'll be big, that's abig one.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's a big one in these parts.
And then Houston and Purdue,mm-hmm University of Houston.
Look at Houston, yeah they'rein one seat.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, this is like ESPN, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I feel like we should have a little theme music
behind us.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, uh-uh.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
No, just no.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But yeah, that was fun to watch.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, it's good basketball.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'll be popping some popcorn watching that.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, get your popcorn ready.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh, yeah, it is Ole, miss right.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, it was a lane, oh goodness.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, good old lane.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't think he's ever lived that down.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, he won't, no but anyway yeah so there's that,
yeah, which is nice because youcan just watch basketball and
not get blown away when you gooutside is it good gracious?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
is it windy all over?
Like everywhere in the wholecountry or hemisphere or
something.
Well, it's windy in Nashville.
It's windy.
It's one of the things theydon't talk about when you move
here, but it's windy.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean I talk to people in Alabama or Florida.
Is it windy down there?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, it's windy Everywhere.
I feel like it's windier nowthan it was when we grew up, and
even in the 90s.
There's a special like it'samped up like globally.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I feel like chris farley has come back and has
this el nino, which is spanishfor the nino, sorry, I wish it
was chris farley behind all thisand that he could just come
make us laugh.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But yeah, so like it doesn't matter where you go,
like when I get out to go towork in the parking lot, it's
like you got to redo your hair,you know, unless you've like,
aquanetted it to death or have ahat on or something.
And then I went to Crossville Iwon't get into it, but to the
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dmv, because I had to get myreal id in time for something
and I could, whatever the wholething y'all.
But I'm sorry, go ahead so letme talk about the wind in
crossville first, so I did stopat bucky's.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Did it come crossways ?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It was crossing every which way and I got out and it
was like it was like one ofthose like Tremors horror movie,
like out in the desert withKevin Bacon wind.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's like Chicago, which I've never been there, but
I assume you just have to like.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, kind of walk into it and stuff Lean in and I
was like I'm just trying to gointo Bucky's and use the
restroom.
It was impressive, but anywayand it's just.
Yeah.
Like you're saying, I don'tknow there's something going on
with the wind.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well, we went spring break, went down, stayed at the
beach or whatever.
Nice, crazy, windy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I mean not like insane, but it was pretty windy.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Right, but then we went back, played a couple
rounds of golf.
That was painful and fun, yeah,but we played.
One day there was eight of us,so we did like two four-man
scrambles, you know, trying tobe low competitive.
Yeah, most of us were horrible.
A couple of guys were good, butthe wind was 20, a constant
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wind the entire time, maybe 20miles an hour, 25.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But gusts were 40.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Which is substantial when you're hitting a golf ball.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, I can't hit a golf ball anyway.
But, like, yeah, I'd hit a shotand then the wind would blow.
One time the wind just blew myhat off and then I just had to
run and go chase my hat.
The hat probably went furtherthan the ball but, like opposite
direction.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah it was.
I don't know.
I think the wind gods are likeyou know what.
There's not quite enough goingon.
We could crank our speed up alittle bit just to kind of throw
everybody off, just make themnotice, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know when was this when I had a kite.
Remember when you'd buy Kiteday.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You'd buy.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
That's the biggest letdown ever.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You want the wind to stop?
Schedule kite day at theelementary school.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm saying it will be Just yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You just yeah, yeah, you got moms and dads just
trying to run with it and get itstarted.
Yeah, butterfly just fall fromthe sky.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Just don't know when I'm just kidding, um even the
birds, like we ain't even flyingtoday, I don't know what y'all
doing.
Yeah, yeah, kite day, I don'tyeah I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And if you had a kite at the?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
beach right now, or in crossville at bucky's, you
would have gone with the kite.
They'd be like well, we got alady flying over like i-40,
she's attached to a kite.
At the beach right now, or inCrossville at Buc-ee's, you
would have gone with the kite.
They'd be like well, we got alady flying over like I-40,
she's attached to a kite yes,just let go yeah oh goodness,
yeah, it was a.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Thing which I noticed month this week in Nashville
has been like gorgeous a littlebreezy, a little bit littlezy.
Sorry, I couldn't help it, andthen it's just what it is.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, I've been outside every day, but it's been
gorgeous.
It's been like 70 degrees.
Yeah, it's supposed to be 80today.
Yeah, it's perfect 77, I don'tknow.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Perfect for allergies .
But Monday morning I watch thenews because I'm up at five
o'clock or five thirty and I'mold, and I'm watching the news
and they show the weather right,so it's just like sunny, sunny,
sunny.
Yeah, they just go straight toSunday and they're like.
(07:55):
Now, sunday it's got a chanceof some severe.
I'm like.
It's Monday morning, it'ssupposed to be gorgeous for like
five days and they're alreadylike yeah that's garbage.
Let's focus on.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Seven days from now?
Yeah, isn't there a chance ofanything?
Seven days from now?
Yeah, because it's seven daysfrom now.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, sunny, sunny, sunny.
Look for an earthquake orsomething horrible.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm telling you it's kind of like movie trailers.
In a week where you thought itwas going to be sunny, all week
there's going to be possiblehail and high winds.
I mean, they're just lookingfor the next big event.
I get it, I guess it's whatsells on the apps or the views
for their local weather.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I got a sunshine alert.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
But anyway it's been nice.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Man, it has been.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's been.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Pollen is heavy, but it is nice If you can.
You know, coat yourself inBenadryl dust or something, I
don't know.
When you go outside, can Ispray this on like repellent, I
think whatever pollen was badthough for me was like a month
ago, because I can go out nowand it's not as bad- yeah, I
think that's what got me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's just one little thing starts to bloom and I'm
like, I'm toast, it's like whatis that?
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh, I was trying to think oh, something else that
happened Nice weather, soperfect time for your car to
start kind of idling, weird ohyeah, let's throw that in so.
I'm at a stoplight or greenlight, whatever you want to call
it, and my car is doing thatlittle, like you know, just like
the RPMs just kind of kicks upto two and then down to like
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what is going on, and I let itgo for like three or four days.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, let's just see if it stops.
Let's just see.
Yeah, the clicking got worse.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh no, but Robin said , didn't you get an oil change?
And it helped one time.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh right, and I was like yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I think I don't know.
Kept going, kept going.
I was like I'm going to run andget an oil change.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So I go go to Jiffy.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Loop.
I guess it's Jiffy Jiffy In aJiffy Jiffy Speedy Express.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Gonzalez, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, it's quick and so I pull up.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
First of all, they're all uh right outside, that you
know right outside that you havetwo bays.
Yes, they're in bay one oh yeahactually they're in the way of
bay one, all copper squat likeyeah in front of the bay, yeah,
eating chicken minis fromchick-fil-a or whatever yeah so
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they were open yeah but I waslike, sorry, I told him.
I was like I didn't mean to bustup your picnic, that's what I
said.
And he was like, oh no, it'sfine.
So he gets the little peel offsticker and he comes back and he
was like you're not due forlike another 800 miles or
something.
I was like, well, it's justdoing this, it's being weird.
(10:54):
Last time it, fixed it and he'slike well, we can just check it
.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
See if it's low.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, so they checked it.
He's like, yeah, you're twoquarts low, so they just top it
off for free.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Is there a leak or something?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, totally fixed it, and then the other guy comes
over.
Of course I Googled this,because that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Let's Google this.
I'm the person.
I even try to think about it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I'm like I can't not know.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
No, there have to be no questions in conversations.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
IMDB.
I have to know everything he'sever done.
So the guy walks over and hegoes yeah, man, hyundai's they.
Just they burn through the oil,he's like my buddy's got one
they just he was like I don'tknow why I was like they
probably don't know why.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, it's like a teenager with milk.
They just have to have lots ofextra.
Good gracious.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So if you own a Hyundai, check your oil, check
your oil.
And he said what you do is youget an oil change?
He said about 4,000 miles.
Just come back, ask us to checkit, we'll top it off.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, they'll do free top-offs.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Which I'm like.
Well, that would have been niceto know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Free top-offs, which I'm like.
Well, that'd have been nice toknow.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, pre-clicking yeah, or when I bought it, I'm
saying so.
I mean, but it saved me $100.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, because an oil change is $100.
Yeah, it used to be $29, $39,$99 on the little like coupon
cards that you get from like.
Valvoline or something,something they don't give those
anymore.
They don't give those they get.
They got some kind of you got afive dollar off or ten dollar
off, maybe on an email that youcan't find when you pull up in
there valid between 3 15 and 335 on wednesday and then they're
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like you need a new cabinfilter.
I'm like, no, I'm already fullof pollen.
It don't matter, just changewhat's under the hood.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Dude, it's crazy but yeah, so anyway yeah maybe they
were in a good mood because theyjust got done eating
chick-fil-a maybe so well, theyhey shout out to jiffy or
whatever which this is athrowback.
Sorry, I'm gonna bring this up,yeah uh chick-fil-a.
Yeah, road trip.
Long time ago we talked aboutthis, I think, yeah, where you
said like if you got to stopwhere are you stopping?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
yeah, yeah that is no longer my Chick-fil-A yeah Road
trip.
Long time ago we talked aboutthis.
I think Probably so.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, where you said, like, if you got to stop, where
are you stopping?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is no longer my number one.
Oh, I know what you're going tosay it is not my number.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Chick-fil-a is number three, really, and we're going
back.
This is just chicken fingerrestaurants.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Chick-fil-A is three.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay, you have regressed.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Your service is still impeccable.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
However, chicken always seems a tad too long
under the heat lamp.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Just a little stale.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Fries still hadn't mastered that art, but Zaxby's
is two.
Their chicken is small.
It's getting a little better.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
However, their fries are perfectly seasoned.
They're on point.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
But, raisin canes.
That's a different level.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
The chicken is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
The chicken is on point and some people are like
it's okay.
No, it ain't, it is good.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Their fries are a little below Zaxby's yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Their fries need some help.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
They got the.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Chick-fil-A disease a little bit.
They don't cook them longenough and they need some salt.
A little bit, they need somesalt, but which I didn't know?
This.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Sorry, I have just, I guess I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, well, it's chicken.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
The first time we went to Raising Cane's it was
like just got done yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Under construction.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Right Over there in Cool Springs.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, shout springs, yeah, shout out right next to
the mall they're still workingon it your parking lot is very
chick-fil-a.
You need to fix that.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
But I asked her.
I was like what's the?
She was like oh, it comes withkickback sauce, that's what they
call it.
I said, oh okay, I was like isthat spicy or she's like?
It's like she did.
I don't, maybe she couldn't sayzaxby's yeah but that's
basically what it is and shegoes get you, get you some hot
sauce packets.
She was like just mix a littlehot sauce with it, Mix it up.
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I was like ooh, okay, which Ididn't know.
I guess I learned this lastweek Zaxby's has Zaxby's sauce.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
They also have spicy Zaxby's sauce.
They do?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, I didn't know that, nobody told me this.
Yeah, and their honey mustardis off the hook.
I love Zaxby's honey mustard.
Yeah, but I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, and before Chick-fil-A kind of went
downhill for me a little bit.
I had gravitated toward Ben'schicken sandwich, I would go
through the drive-thru, I'dleave and I'd get so mad I'd be
like I didn't get any buffalosauce.
Zesty buffalo sauce, that zestybuffalo on it, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Different level.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Sorry, no, so Ben would still say Zaxby.
His has gone kind of oppositeof you at the top two Zaxby's
than possibly Cain's.
Because, he was like.
I mean because my daughter andher husband loved Cain's and
they took him.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh, yeah, he was like .
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I mean I like it, but I think I still like Zaxby's
better.
I was like you and grandmamaman, y'all can hang at the
Zaxby's, it is good.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It is good Is he had he's had a Hattie B's right.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, we haven't been in a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I've only been once.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And we all went.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's the one in the at the factory in Franklin
Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
OK, I haven't been to that one, so we go.
We've only been the one on WestSide.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I've never been and I'm not a hot person.
Yeah, so I get mild.
Yeah, right I want baby chicken.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Do you have pre-K level?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
so I got that.
Uh, that's the best chickensandwich I've ever had in my
life okay I mean it's right ifraisin canes is an eight and a
half yeah hattie bees is a 9.9yeah, okay, or maybe a 10 yeah
and braxton got the chicken andwaffles and he was like that's
the best chicken and wafflesI've ever had.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh man.
And we've had, you know bigbreakfast, whatever, oh yeah,
yeah.
Yeah, he's had some goodchicken and waffles.
Right, yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Hattie B's If you're coming to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I know.
I mean it's on the list ofthings to do because it's good.
I've never been to Prince's Ihaven't either.
Which is also local.
There's one down there on thenonesville road I think, across
from chick-fil-a maybe, butthat's supposed to be good too,
and hot like.
Yeah, I don't like hot, I don't.
I don't want to feel like I'mon hot ones, you know, and I'm
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like I'll have to go to thehospital or yeah pre-pepto or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I can't be doing.
No, pain is not a flavor.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
No, I stand by that yeah, yeah, I can't, we can't.
I'm almost 52, I can't bemessing around with that yeah, I
don't want to ruin today andtomorrow.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
You know what I'm saying.
Like, are you miserable now?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
great yeah, do you want it to hurt when you eat?
It tastes good, but my mouth ison fire.
Yeah, um but anyway man, now Iwant chicken, yeah, going back
to cars, though, so my car, likeI don't know, probably almost
two weeks ago, it's a RAV4.
I don't know why I'm telling mycar specs, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
RAV it up.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
RAV it up.
It's a RAV4.
A few years old, whateverHandful years old, and it's got
the.
It's all-wheel drive, and soit's got the little driver modes
by your gear shift.
Well, when you get in and crankit up, it would be like mud and
sand mode, and also it wouldhave all these other lights on
at the same time, like and I waslike that's interesting, and
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then it would go off, or then itwould switch modes while you're
driving, like go to sport mode,and I'm like I'm not touching
anything, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
What is this pressure luck?
Why are we like?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
people, people, people, people.
No, whammy, stop.
Actually I'm trying to drive,so no emergency brake and stop
exactly like all the like brakesystem that like alerts you if
you're like everything was goingbonkers.
So I did like you.
I was like I'm gonna give it afew days.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Finally it was like well, I love how that's our
solution.
Yeah, it'll probably fix itself.
It messed itself up right.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Right, that's what I do with my body.
Probably, listen this, don'tlive by that.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's probably not broke.
I'll just limp on it for threemonths.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Exactly.
So we call CarMax because,whatever we have the warranty,
yada, yada, and they're like,yeah, okay, probably need to
check out the codes and blahblah and the reset.
Maybe it's due for an updateand software.
And I'm like what is this?
A MacBook or iPad?
You know, like the software inthe computer.
(19:14):
First of all, where we messedup with cars is sticking a
computer in them.
Oh yeah, because can't nobodyself-diagnose anything or fix it
yourself, I mean, unless it'slike you open the hood and
there's the thing right there,anyway, whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So I make an appointment to bring it in which
I don't think you should haveto make an appointment for a car
, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, especially if you pay for the warranty doggone
.
Anyway, two days before,nothing's happening, it's going
back.
And I brought it in.
I said you know I made anappointment.
Here's what was going on.
I had taken pictures on myphone with all the lights on, so
they knew exactly what'shappening.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I'm so old.
I'm so old.
That's like me, though.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Hold on See this is what was happening with it the
TPMS was on, and then the mudsand mode was on, and then the
anti-lock brake system is off,and all that was coming on at
the same time.
So I'm telling her and I said,of course it's like my dog at
the vet, though, because nowit's fine, oh yeah.
And she's like well, we'll dothis, we'll still run the coats
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and we'll still just run thething, and they'll just reset
them and then what they may haveto do is just send it back to
the computer and it may justneed to upload.
And, by the way, she was supernice.
So, carmax, she didn't talklike that, by the way, but they
were nice.
Whatever Got it figured out inlike two hours.
She was like you're right, it'snot showing anything.
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We've taken it for a 10-miledrive 10 miles.
I know I'm like you don't giveme my gas money.
And then she was like probablywhat happened?
Oh, I wish I'd saved thevoicemail.
Probably what happened?
Was it hit a pothole?
You think we live in nashvilleit's full of potholes.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You hit that on 440, isn't it 440?
Is it 40?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
40 440 used to be like.
You need a new neck when youget somewhere because it had
thrown everything out ofalignment and then they redid it
right, maybe after the pandemic.
Like I remember hearing a newsstory, I digress, but I remember
hearing a news story one timeon the radio of a person who had
to get call 9-1-1 crawl out ofthe pothole no, be in an
(21:24):
ambulance to go to the hospital.
And all she said she wasthinking about was all the
potholes they were hitting andnot the pain she was in, because
they were on 440, probablygoing to Vanderbilt or, you know
, st Thomas or whatever.
That's how bad it was.
She was like man, thesepotholes are horrible, never
mind the reason why I'm in anambulance.
You know that's bad.
Anyway, what am I saying?
Oh yeah, my car.
(21:45):
Anyway, what am I saying?
Oh yeah, my car.
So it's fine.
It hit a pothole, maybe justknocked something, something,
and it had to send it back toitself.
And I'm like what is this R2-D2?
It's a car.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So I still had to pay the diagnostic, which is you
know.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
What is that like $149?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
$116 and some change, you're close.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Everything's around 119, 149.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
But if you have to bring it back, we won't have to
charge you for it.
Really, I think that's a racket, but anyway it's working now.
Praise the Lord, Because youknow cars stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You should have just topped it off with oil.
You know how some cars wouldhave that thing like oh, is your
gas cap not totally closed?
Oh the what in the world, isthat the seal?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh vacuum seal.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
If you don't click it enough, like the car won't
start.
That's weird, that's a meangame.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
But you know what A 1970s vehicle ain't doing?
None of that.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
There might be stuff going on with it you could have
a raccoon in the hood with theengine Right, a raccoon in the
hood with the engine.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Right, but the engine's not sensing what's
going on in the back.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
First of all, yeah 66 Mustang.
I remember, because that's whatI drove in high school a little
bit.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
But me and dad, you could pop the hood Uh-huh, and
there was so much room you couldsit on the hood and have your
legs like down in there youcould see the ground, yeah, so
like if you needed to get toanything.
I don't know how to fix cars,but if I needed to fix a car,
you're like, oh, it's right,there, right, and then you could
(23:20):
reach it.
Take it off, go get another one, put it on.
Now it's like just a giantcover.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
With special, like whatever bolts you can't even
like get to your own car.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
No, they're like you're going to need to put it
up in our shop and they're goingto need to take the whole
engine out.
If we had had YouTube back inthe day, we could have fixed all
the stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's what you should just do, but it's ironic,
yeah, if you just buy an oldcar, I know Because you can
YouTube it.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I'm saying we might all be doing that, but I'm
shopping for, still shopping fora car for the young guy and now
my daughter and her husband,they got to get something
replace a car.
I hate car stuff anyway, ohgoodness.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, the cars, but it's all working now, fingers
crossed.
You know what I'm.
I'm saying it's kind of whenyou get sick, like when you get
sick, you're like I can'tbreathe, man.
I remember the days like Ibreathe.
It was so nice.
I'm never gonna take this forgranted yeah you get in your car
and you're like, okay, let's go.
And you're like, wait what?
What's that light?
Yeah and then, when it'sworking good, you're like I'm
(24:23):
sorry, car I'll never doubt youagain, so you get get a flat
tire.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Humbling yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, you're like you get new tires and everything's
fine.
You're like I'm gonna becareful.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah right, I'm not gonna hit any nails, I'm gonna
make sure the air pressure'salways correct.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
A week later you're like just running over bushes,
like that's not really yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's like getting your blow work done and then
going like I'm going to go toCane's, I'll start tomorrow on
that low cholesterol.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'm going to cut back on fried foods on Tuesdays,
which is tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, I'm debating ondoing, I feel like, this
callback to episodes I'mdebating on no caffeine or not
no caffeine, but no coffeestarting tomorrow, Because I
just drank my last two Pods.
(25:09):
What are we doing now?
Nespresso or whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh okay, I mean it's the same as a pod, yeah but they
recycle those.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh nice um from your.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Well, they say they do.
Do you put them in?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
no, they send you a bag, you throw them on a bag and
you just seal it and drop itoff at ups.
You don't pay nothing.
Wow, Wow.
Which UPS is?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
probably like they're gone Throw it in the dumpster,
but you had to make a trip toUPS.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I'm over there anyway .
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Okay, I know, but you're conscientious enough to
do it.
You know what I mean.
Some people are like I ain'tdoing that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, alert if you live in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The UPS at Cool Springs over there by.
Dick's Sporting Goods, which wego to Dick's Sporting Goods a
lot.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
That's a jam.
I enjoy that store.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And then the Kroger's over there.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
If you like Joann's, you better cash in, because
they're going out of business.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I think they were already out when I went in there
, because I actually did go into see if that embroidery floss.
I went last week and it stillhad the yeah, I went in and it
was in a rough state.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Maybe you're just buying shelves now.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh, it was like.
I was like do you still haveembroidery floss?
And they're like, yeah, it'sgoing to be over there in the
back, right, and so I go, and Iwas like, okay.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You got any skeletons and Christmas trees?
Where are they at?
They gone.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
They where they're at they gone they might have, like
some outdoor furniture fabricthat has zebras on it or
something Like.
That's where we are in thegoing out of business part.
It's already picked over.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You are too late when they're like what do you got?
We got peg hooks and some carts.
That's what we got.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
We're selling the windows.
Are you selling this displayshelf?
Because play shelf because Ilike it.
Yeah, I saw the sun.
Yeah, I was like I should sendthis to my wife.
And they're closing.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, are they closing all the stores um I
don't know why I'm so concernedabout joanne's.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I don't know, but think about where people who do
any kind of sewing at all likethis there's some people that
still do that stuff- or like huhwhere they go.
Michaels and michaels have thatstuff but they don't have I'm
named joanne's was more likeaimed toward people that do
sewing or, you know, upholsteryfabric or which, if you're named
(27:18):
joanne, you can probably sewprobably you know what I'm
saying.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, that's a very like when you're like oh, you
dress, you're above, you'reJoanne, you need them, pants
hand.
Yeah, joanne, do it.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah right, she can do it.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Joanne's, michael's Hobby Lobby, all those, it's
just all places I don't want togo, but I end up in with the
wife and kids sometimes and it'sjust like.
I don't want to go in here, ohmy gosh.
And you go in, it's justwreaths, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Wreaths will attack you, just wreaths and fake
flowers.
And you're like I don't wantnone of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I'm like this is garbage.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
How long do we have to be here?
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Next, thing you know.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You're over there like oh, you got stuff in the
back like model kit.
Next thing you know you're likeare you done, Can we leave?
The worst thing about thosestores is the checkout.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, because it's chaos.
You're going to be there awhile.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, you're going to be there a minute.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And you're also going to be there at checkout.
Oh yeah, I'm not trying to gooff on these stores.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
They still scan.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Another thing why are your carts so small?
Have you ever been to one ofthose and get?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
a cart.
You can make a cart three timesbig.
Everybody going to fill it up?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, you got fake flowers bigger than this cart.
I can't put nothing in there.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, they're tiny, yeah, but yeah people oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You can see the people Fabric.
That's a serious yeah, I've hadto buy fabric.
Oh, a couple of those places.
Don't make those women mad I gostraight to the fabric counter.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Whatever, and I'm like I admit I'm not trying to
fake it and be- like oh, I'mlike, my wife needs this.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I need three colors.
I need.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Hold on, let me pull up the text.
I need three cubic yards.
Take my phone.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I don't know.
This is what I need, right?
I bow to you and all of yourfabric cutting knowledge.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
You just saved me two and a half hours.
Yeah Of staring at a pegboardgoing is this the right scissors
.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, I don't know yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, sorry, but I'm not doing that at Joanne's.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
No, joanne ain't going to be there anymore.
In a little bit.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah, anyway, anywho Stay out of the wind?
Yeah, hold your hats If you'rewearing a hat, put it on
backwards, or walk backwards, Idon't know, but be careful.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, it's going gonna be gone especially on
sunday.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
That's what they said .
Anyway, y'all have a good one.
Welcome to hey Real Quick, it's March madness.
It is madness, it's MarchMadness.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It is madness.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It was madness last night.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, I watched Highlights.
I didn't watch the whole gameand I'm a horrible fan.
Well, if you watch Highlightsof that game, yeah, you got an
idea of what it was like.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The Highlight video is like 10 minutes long.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, alabama won.
Hit 25 threes, yeah Record.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
On fire.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Crazy?
Oh, say that reminds me, Didyou do a bracket?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, no, I didn't.
I'm not.
Yeah, I'm not that heavy intoit.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I mean we're not either, but we all did one.
So I think me and Braxton wedidn't do them together, we just
did them separately.
Okay, so me and Braxton haveAlabama playing Florida and
Alabama winning the title.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Carter has Alabama-Florida, with Florida
winning.
Oh my goodness, and I thinkRobin has Auburn.
It's either Auburn beatingAlabama for the title or beating
Purdue.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
She did two.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
But so far everybody's still got their last
two teams are still in it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh my gosh, you know what.
Seven SEC teams in the Sweet 16.
Yeah, that's impressive, whichis a record, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And then Alabama's got to play Duke, but I just
wanted a shot at 16.
Yeah, that's impressive, whichis a record?
Yeah, and then Alabama's goingto play Duke, but I just wanted
a shot at.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Duke, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Which I you know, I think they can beat them, but
and that's on Sunday.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Sunday Auburn plays tonight.
Who do they play Michigan?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Who do they play Michigan Auburn's strong?
They should beat Michigan.
I haven't seen Michigan play,but I've seen Auburn play yeah,
they're good, yeah, and then OleMiss plays, somebody I should
have known.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Ole Miss.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh Michigan State.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, and then Tennessee, kentucky.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Tennessee, kentucky.
That's tonight too, right?
Yeah, that'll be big, that's abig one.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's a big one in these parts.
And then Houston and Purdue,mm-hmm University of Houston.
Look at Houston, yeah they'rein one seat.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, this is like ESPN, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I feel like we should have a little theme music
behind us.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, uh-uh.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
No, just no.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But yeah, that was fun to watch.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, it's good basketball.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'll be popping some popcorn watching that.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, get your popcorn ready.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh, yeah, it is Ole, miss right.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, it was a lane, oh goodness.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, good old lane.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't think he's ever lived that down.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, he won't, no but anyway yeah so there's that,
yeah, which is nice because youcan just watch basketball and
not get blown away when you gooutside is it good gracious?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
is it windy all over?
Like everywhere in the wholecountry or hemisphere or
something.
Well, it's windy in Nashville.
It's windy.
It's one of the things theydon't talk about when you move
here, but it's windy.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean I talk to people in Alabama or Florida.
Is it windy down there?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, it's windy Everywhere.
I feel like it's windier nowthan it was when we grew up, and
even in the 90s.
There's a special like it'samped up like globally.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I feel like chris farley has come back and has
this el nino, which is spanishfor the nino, sorry, I wish it
was chris farley behind all thisand that he could just come
make us laugh.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But yeah, so like it doesn't matter where you go,
like when I get out to go towork in the parking lot, it's
like you got to redo your hair,you know, unless you've like,
aquanetted it to death or have ahat on or something.
And then I went to Crossville Iwon't get into it, but to the
(04:26):
dmv, because I had to get myreal id in time for something
and I could, whatever the wholething y'all.
But I'm sorry, go ahead so letme talk about the wind in
crossville first, so I did stopat bucky's.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Did it come crossways ?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It was crossing every which way and I got out and it
was like it was like one ofthose like Tremors horror movie,
like out in the desert withKevin Bacon wind.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's like Chicago, which I've never been there, but
I assume you just have to like.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, kind of walk into it and stuff Lean in and I
was like I'm just trying to gointo Bucky's and use the
restroom.
It was impressive, but anywayand it's just.
Yeah.
Like you're saying, I don'tknow there's something going on
with the wind.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well, we went spring break, went down, stayed at the
beach or whatever.
Nice, crazy, windy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I mean not like insane, but it was pretty windy.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Right, but then we went back, played a couple
rounds of golf.
That was painful and fun, yeah,but we played.
One day there was eight of us,so we did like two four-man
scrambles, you know, trying tobe low competitive.
Yeah, most of us were horrible.
A couple of guys were good, butthe wind was 20, a constant
(05:49):
wind the entire time, maybe 20miles an hour, 25.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But gusts were 40.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Which is substantial when you're hitting a golf ball.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, I can't hit a golf ball anyway.
But, like, yeah, I'd hit a shotand then the wind would blow.
One time the wind just blew myhat off and then I just had to
run and go chase my hat.
The hat probably went furtherthan the ball but, like opposite
direction.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah it was.
I don't know.
I think the wind gods are likeyou know what.
There's not quite enough goingon.
We could crank our speed up alittle bit just to kind of throw
everybody off, just make themnotice, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know when was this when I had a kite.
Remember when you'd buy Kiteday.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You'd buy.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
That's the biggest letdown ever.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You want the wind to stop?
Schedule kite day at theelementary school.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm saying it will be Just yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You just yeah, yeah, you got moms and dads just
trying to run with it and get itstarted.
Yeah, butterfly just fall fromthe sky.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Just don't know when I'm just kidding, um even the
birds, like we ain't even flyingtoday, I don't know what y'all
doing.
Yeah, yeah, kite day, I don'tyeah I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And if you had a kite at the?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
beach right now, or in crossville at bucky's, you
would have gone with the kite.
They'd be like well, we got alady flying over like i-40,
she's attached to a kite.
At the beach right now, or inCrossville at Buc-ee's, you
would have gone with the kite.
They'd be like well, we got alady flying over like I-40,
she's attached to a kite yes,just let go yeah oh goodness,
yeah, it was a.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Thing which I noticed month this week in Nashville
has been like gorgeous a littlebreezy, a little bit littlezy.
Sorry, I couldn't help it, andthen it's just what it is.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, I've been outside every day, but it's been
gorgeous.
It's been like 70 degrees.
Yeah, it's supposed to be 80today.
Yeah, it's perfect 77, I don'tknow.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Perfect for allergies .
But Monday morning I watch thenews because I'm up at five
o'clock or five thirty and I'mold, and I'm watching the news
and they show the weather right,so it's just like sunny, sunny,
sunny.
Yeah, they just go straight toSunday and they're like.
(07:55):
Now, sunday it's got a chanceof some severe.
I'm like.
It's Monday morning, it'ssupposed to be gorgeous for like
five days and they're alreadylike yeah that's garbage.
Let's focus on.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Seven days from now?
Yeah, isn't there a chance ofanything?
Seven days from now?
Yeah, because it's seven daysfrom now.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, sunny, sunny, sunny.
Look for an earthquake orsomething horrible.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm telling you it's kind of like movie trailers.
In a week where you thought itwas going to be sunny, all week
there's going to be possiblehail and high winds.
I mean, they're just lookingfor the next big event.
I get it, I guess it's whatsells on the apps or the views
for their local weather.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I got a sunshine alert.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
But anyway it's been nice.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Man, it has been.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's been.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Pollen is heavy, but it is nice If you can.
You know, coat yourself inBenadryl dust or something, I
don't know.
When you go outside, can Ispray this on like repellent, I
think whatever pollen was badthough for me was like a month
ago, because I can go out nowand it's not as bad- yeah, I
think that's what got me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's just one little thing starts to bloom and I'm
like, I'm toast, it's like whatis that?
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh, I was trying to think oh, something else that
happened Nice weather, soperfect time for your car to
start kind of idling, weird ohyeah, let's throw that in so.
I'm at a stoplight or greenlight, whatever you want to call
it, and my car is doing thatlittle, like you know, just like
the RPMs just kind of kicks upto two and then down to like
(09:40):
what is going on, and I let itgo for like three or four days.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, let's just see if it stops.
Let's just see.
Yeah, the clicking got worse.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh no, but Robin said , didn't you get an oil change?
And it helped one time.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh right, and I was like yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I think I don't know.
Kept going, kept going.
I was like I'm going to run andget an oil change.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So I go go to Jiffy.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Loop.
I guess it's Jiffy Jiffy In aJiffy Jiffy Speedy Express.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Gonzalez, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, it's quick and so I pull up.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
First of all, they're all uh right outside, that you
know right outside that you havetwo bays.
Yes, they're in bay one oh yeahactually they're in the way of
bay one, all copper squat likeyeah in front of the bay, yeah,
eating chicken minis fromchick-fil-a or whatever yeah so
(10:34):
they were open yeah but I waslike, sorry, I told him.
I was like I didn't mean to bustup your picnic, that's what I
said.
And he was like, oh no, it'sfine.
So he gets the little peel offsticker and he comes back and he
was like you're not due forlike another 800 miles or
something.
I was like, well, it's justdoing this, it's being weird.
(10:54):
Last time it, fixed it and he'slike well, we can just check it
.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
See if it's low.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, so they checked it.
He's like, yeah, you're twoquarts low, so they just top it
off for free.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Is there a leak or something?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, totally fixed it, and then the other guy comes
over.
Of course I Googled this,because that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Let's Google this.
I'm the person.
I even try to think about it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I'm like I can't not know.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
No, there have to be no questions in conversations.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
IMDB.
I have to know everything he'sever done.
So the guy walks over and hegoes yeah, man, hyundai's they.
Just they burn through the oil,he's like my buddy's got one
they just he was like I don'tknow why I was like they
probably don't know why.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, it's like a teenager with milk.
They just have to have lots ofextra.
Good gracious.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So if you own a Hyundai, check your oil, check
your oil.
And he said what you do is youget an oil change?
He said about 4,000 miles.
Just come back, ask us to checkit, we'll top it off.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, they'll do free top-offs.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Which I'm like.
Well, that would have been niceto know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Free top-offs, which I'm like.
Well, that'd have been nice toknow.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, pre-clicking yeah, or when I bought it, I'm
saying so.
I mean, but it saved me $100.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, because an oil change is $100.
Yeah, it used to be $29, $39,$99 on the little like coupon
cards that you get from like.
Valvoline or something,something they don't give those
anymore.
They don't give those they get.
They got some kind of you got afive dollar off or ten dollar
off, maybe on an email that youcan't find when you pull up in
there valid between 3 15 and 335 on wednesday and then they're
(12:32):
like you need a new cabinfilter.
I'm like, no, I'm already fullof pollen.
It don't matter, just changewhat's under the hood.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Dude, it's crazy but yeah, so anyway yeah maybe they
were in a good mood because theyjust got done eating
chick-fil-a maybe so well, theyhey shout out to jiffy or
whatever which this is athrowback.
Sorry, I'm gonna bring this up,yeah uh chick-fil-a.
Yeah, road trip.
Long time ago we talked aboutthis, I think, yeah, where you
said like if you got to stopwhere are you stopping?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
yeah, yeah that is no longer my Chick-fil-A yeah Road
trip.
Long time ago we talked aboutthis.
I think Probably so.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, where you said, like, if you got to stop, where
are you stopping?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is no longer my number one.
Oh, I know what you're going tosay it is not my number.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Chick-fil-a is number three, really, and we're going
back.
This is just chicken fingerrestaurants.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Chick-fil-A is three.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay, you have regressed.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Your service is still impeccable.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
However, chicken always seems a tad too long
under the heat lamp.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Just a little stale.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Fries still hadn't mastered that art, but Zaxby's
is two.
Their chicken is small.
It's getting a little better.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
However, their fries are perfectly seasoned.
They're on point.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
But, raisin canes.
That's a different level.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
The chicken is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
The chicken is on point and some people are like
it's okay.
No, it ain't, it is good.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Their fries are a little below Zaxby's yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Their fries need some help.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
They got the.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Chick-fil-A disease a little bit.
They don't cook them longenough and they need some salt.
A little bit, they need somesalt, but which I didn't know?
This.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Sorry, I have just, I guess I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, well, it's chicken.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
The first time we went to Raising Cane's it was
like just got done yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Under construction.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Right Over there in Cool Springs.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, shout springs, yeah, shout out right next to
the mall they're still workingon it your parking lot is very
chick-fil-a.
You need to fix that.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
But I asked her.
I was like what's the?
She was like oh, it comes withkickback sauce, that's what they
call it.
I said, oh okay, I was like isthat spicy or she's like?
It's like she did.
I don't, maybe she couldn't sayzaxby's yeah but that's
basically what it is and shegoes get you, get you some hot
sauce packets.
She was like just mix a littlehot sauce with it, Mix it up.
(14:46):
I was like ooh, okay, which Ididn't know.
I guess I learned this lastweek Zaxby's has Zaxby's sauce.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
They also have spicy Zaxby's sauce.
They do?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, I didn't know that, nobody told me this.
Yeah, and their honey mustardis off the hook.
I love Zaxby's honey mustard.
Yeah, but I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, and before Chick-fil-A kind of went
downhill for me a little bit.
I had gravitated toward Ben'schicken sandwich, I would go
through the drive-thru, I'dleave and I'd get so mad I'd be
like I didn't get any buffalosauce.
Zesty buffalo sauce, that zestybuffalo on it, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Different level.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Sorry, no, so Ben would still say Zaxby.
His has gone kind of oppositeof you at the top two Zaxby's
than possibly Cain's.
Because, he was like.
I mean because my daughter andher husband loved Cain's and
they took him.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh, yeah, he was like .
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I mean I like it, but I think I still like Zaxby's
better.
I was like you and grandmamaman, y'all can hang at the
Zaxby's, it is good.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It is good Is he had he's had a Hattie B's right.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, we haven't been in a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I've only been once.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And we all went.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's the one in the at the factory in Franklin
Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
OK, I haven't been to that one, so we go.
We've only been the one on WestSide.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I've never been and I'm not a hot person.
Yeah, so I get mild.
Yeah, right I want baby chicken.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Do you have pre-K level?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
so I got that.
Uh, that's the best chickensandwich I've ever had in my
life okay I mean it's right ifraisin canes is an eight and a
half yeah hattie bees is a 9.9yeah, okay, or maybe a 10 yeah
and braxton got the chicken andwaffles and he was like that's
the best chicken and wafflesI've ever had.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh man.
And we've had, you know bigbreakfast, whatever, oh yeah,
yeah.
Yeah, he's had some goodchicken and waffles.
Right, yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Hattie B's If you're coming to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I know.
I mean it's on the list ofthings to do because it's good.
I've never been to Prince's Ihaven't either.
Which is also local.
There's one down there on thenonesville road I think, across
from chick-fil-a maybe, butthat's supposed to be good too,
and hot like.
Yeah, I don't like hot, I don't.
I don't want to feel like I'mon hot ones, you know, and I'm
(17:10):
like I'll have to go to thehospital or yeah pre-pepto or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I can't be doing.
No, pain is not a flavor.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
No, I stand by that yeah, yeah, I can't, we can't.
I'm almost 52, I can't bemessing around with that yeah, I
don't want to ruin today andtomorrow.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
You know what I'm saying.
Like, are you miserable now?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
great yeah, do you want it to hurt when you eat?
It tastes good, but my mouth ison fire.
Yeah, um but anyway man, now Iwant chicken, yeah, going back
to cars, though, so my car, likeI don't know, probably almost
two weeks ago, it's a RAV4.
I don't know why I'm telling mycar specs, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
RAV it up.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
RAV it up.
It's a RAV4.
A few years old, whateverHandful years old, and it's got
the.
It's all-wheel drive, and soit's got the little driver modes
by your gear shift.
Well, when you get in and crankit up, it would be like mud and
sand mode, and also it wouldhave all these other lights on
at the same time, like and I waslike that's interesting, and
(18:14):
then it would go off, or then itwould switch modes while you're
driving, like go to sport mode,and I'm like I'm not touching
anything, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
What is this pressure luck?
Why are we like?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
people, people, people, people.
No, whammy, stop.
Actually I'm trying to drive,so no emergency brake and stop
exactly like all the like brakesystem that like alerts you if
you're like everything was goingbonkers.
So I did like you.
I was like I'm gonna give it afew days.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Finally it was like well, I love how that's our
solution.
Yeah, it'll probably fix itself.
It messed itself up right.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Right, that's what I do with my body.
Probably, listen this, don'tlive by that.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's probably not broke.
I'll just limp on it for threemonths.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Exactly.
So we call CarMax because,whatever we have the warranty,
yada, yada, and they're like,yeah, okay, probably need to
check out the codes and blahblah and the reset.
Maybe it's due for an updateand software.
And I'm like what is this?
A MacBook or iPad?
You know, like the software inthe computer.
(19:14):
First of all, where we messedup with cars is sticking a
computer in them.
Oh yeah, because can't nobodyself-diagnose anything or fix it
yourself, I mean, unless it'slike you open the hood and
there's the thing right there,anyway, whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So I make an appointment to bring it in which
I don't think you should haveto make an appointment for a car
, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, especially if you pay for the warranty doggone
.
Anyway, two days before,nothing's happening, it's going
back.
And I brought it in.
I said you know I made anappointment.
Here's what was going on.
I had taken pictures on myphone with all the lights on, so
they knew exactly what'shappening.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I'm so old.
I'm so old.
That's like me, though.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Hold on See this is what was happening with it the
TPMS was on, and then the mudsand mode was on, and then the
anti-lock brake system is off,and all that was coming on at
the same time.
So I'm telling her and I said,of course it's like my dog at
the vet, though, because nowit's fine, oh yeah.
And she's like well, we'll dothis, we'll still run the coats
(20:18):
and we'll still just run thething, and they'll just reset
them and then what they may haveto do is just send it back to
the computer and it may justneed to upload.
And, by the way, she was supernice.
So, carmax, she didn't talklike that, by the way, but they
were nice.
Whatever Got it figured out inlike two hours.
She was like you're right, it'snot showing anything.
(20:41):
We've taken it for a 10-miledrive 10 miles.
I know I'm like you don't giveme my gas money.
And then she was like probablywhat happened?
Oh, I wish I'd saved thevoicemail.
Probably what happened?
Was it hit a pothole?
You think we live in nashvilleit's full of potholes.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You hit that on 440, isn't it 440?
Is it 40?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
40 440 used to be like.
You need a new neck when youget somewhere because it had
thrown everything out ofalignment and then they redid it
right, maybe after the pandemic.
Like I remember hearing a newsstory, I digress, but I remember
hearing a news story one timeon the radio of a person who had
to get call 9-1-1 crawl out ofthe pothole no, be in an
(21:24):
ambulance to go to the hospital.
And all she said she wasthinking about was all the
potholes they were hitting andnot the pain she was in, because
they were on 440, probablygoing to Vanderbilt or, you know
, st Thomas or whatever.
That's how bad it was.
She was like man, thesepotholes are horrible, never
mind the reason why I'm in anambulance.
You know that's bad.
Anyway, what am I saying?
Oh yeah, my car.
(21:45):
Anyway, what am I saying?
Oh yeah, my car.
So it's fine.
It hit a pothole, maybe justknocked something, something,
and it had to send it back toitself.
And I'm like what is this R2-D2?
It's a car.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So I still had to pay the diagnostic, which is you
know.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
What is that like $149?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
$116 and some change, you're close.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Everything's around 119, 149.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
But if you have to bring it back, we won't have to
charge you for it.
Really, I think that's a racket, but anyway it's working now.
Praise the Lord, Because youknow cars stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You should have just topped it off with oil.
You know how some cars wouldhave that thing like oh, is your
gas cap not totally closed?
Oh the what in the world, isthat the seal?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh vacuum seal.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
If you don't click it enough, like the car won't
start.
That's weird, that's a meangame.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
But you know what A 1970s vehicle ain't doing?
None of that.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
There might be stuff going on with it you could have
a raccoon in the hood with theengine Right, a raccoon in the
hood with the engine.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Right, but the engine's not sensing what's
going on in the back.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
First of all, yeah 66 Mustang.
I remember, because that's whatI drove in high school a little
bit.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
But me and dad, you could pop the hood Uh-huh, and
there was so much room you couldsit on the hood and have your
legs like down in there youcould see the ground, yeah, so
like if you needed to get toanything.
I don't know how to fix cars,but if I needed to fix a car,
you're like, oh, it's right,there, right, and then you could
(23:20):
reach it.
Take it off, go get another one, put it on.
Now it's like just a giantcover.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
With special, like whatever bolts you can't even
like get to your own car.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
No, they're like you're going to need to put it
up in our shop and they're goingto need to take the whole
engine out.
If we had had YouTube back inthe day, we could have fixed all
the stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's what you should just do, but it's ironic,
yeah, if you just buy an oldcar, I know Because you can
YouTube it.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I'm saying we might all be doing that, but I'm
shopping for, still shopping fora car for the young guy and now
my daughter and her husband,they got to get something
replace a car.
I hate car stuff anyway, ohgoodness.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, the cars, but it's all working now, fingers
crossed.
You know what I'm.
I'm saying it's kind of whenyou get sick, like when you get
sick, you're like I can'tbreathe, man.
I remember the days like Ibreathe.
It was so nice.
I'm never gonna take this forgranted yeah you get in your car
and you're like, okay, let's go.
And you're like, wait what?
What's that light?
Yeah and then, when it'sworking good, you're like I'm
(24:23):
sorry, car I'll never doubt youagain, so you get get a flat
tire.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Humbling yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, you're like you get new tires and everything's
fine.
You're like I'm gonna becareful.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah right, I'm not gonna hit any nails, I'm gonna
make sure the air pressure'salways correct.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
A week later you're like just running over bushes,
like that's not really yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's like getting your blow work done and then
going like I'm going to go toCane's, I'll start tomorrow on
that low cholesterol.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'm going to cut back on fried foods on Tuesdays,
which is tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, I'm debating ondoing, I feel like, this
callback to episodes I'mdebating on no caffeine or not
no caffeine, but no coffeestarting tomorrow, Because I
just drank my last two Pods.
(25:09):
What are we doing now?
Nespresso or whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh okay, I mean it's the same as a pod, yeah but they
recycle those.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh nice um from your.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Well, they say they do.
Do you put them in?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
no, they send you a bag, you throw them on a bag and
you just seal it and drop itoff at ups.
You don't pay nothing.
Wow, Wow.
Which UPS is?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
probably like they're gone Throw it in the dumpster,
but you had to make a trip toUPS.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I'm over there anyway .
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Okay, I know, but you're conscientious enough to
do it.
You know what I mean.
Some people are like I ain'tdoing that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, alert if you live in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The UPS at Cool Springs over there by.
Dick's Sporting Goods, which wego to Dick's Sporting Goods a
lot.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
That's a jam.
I enjoy that store.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And then the Kroger's over there.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
If you like Joann's, you better cash in, because
they're going out of business.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I think they were already out when I went in there
, because I actually did go into see if that embroidery floss.
I went last week and it stillhad the yeah, I went in and it
was in a rough state.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Maybe you're just buying shelves now.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh, it was like.
I was like do you still haveembroidery floss?
And they're like, yeah, it'sgoing to be over there in the
back, right, and so I go, and Iwas like, okay.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You got any skeletons and Christmas trees?
Where are they at?
They gone.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
They where they're at they gone they might have, like
some outdoor furniture fabricthat has zebras on it or
something Like.
That's where we are in thegoing out of business part.
It's already picked over.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You are too late when they're like what do you got?
We got peg hooks and some carts.
That's what we got.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
We're selling the windows.
Are you selling this displayshelf?
Because play shelf because Ilike it.
Yeah, I saw the sun.
Yeah, I was like I should sendthis to my wife.
And they're closing.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, are they closing all the stores um I
don't know why I'm so concernedabout joanne's.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I don't know, but think about where people who do
any kind of sewing at all likethis there's some people that
still do that stuff- or like huhwhere they go.
Michaels and michaels have thatstuff but they don't have I'm
named joanne's was more likeaimed toward people that do
sewing or, you know, upholsteryfabric or which, if you're named
(27:18):
joanne, you can probably sewprobably you know what I'm
saying.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, that's a very like when you're like oh, you
dress, you're above, you'reJoanne, you need them, pants
hand.
Yeah, joanne, do it.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah right, she can do it.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Joanne's, michael's Hobby Lobby, all those, it's
just all places I don't want togo, but I end up in with the
wife and kids sometimes and it'sjust like.
I don't want to go in here, ohmy gosh.
And you go in, it's justwreaths, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Wreaths will attack you, just wreaths and fake
flowers.
And you're like I don't wantnone of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I'm like this is garbage.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
How long do we have to be here?
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Next, thing you know.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You're over there like oh, you got stuff in the
back like model kit.
Next thing you know you're likeare you done, Can we leave?
The worst thing about thosestores is the checkout.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, because it's chaos.
You're going to be there awhile.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, you're going to be there a minute.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And you're also going to be there at checkout.
Oh yeah, I'm not trying to gooff on these stores.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
They still scan.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Another thing why are your carts so small?
Have you ever been to one ofthose and get?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
a cart.
You can make a cart three timesbig.
Everybody going to fill it up?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, you got fake flowers bigger than this cart.
I can't put nothing in there.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, they're tiny, yeah, but yeah people oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You can see the people Fabric.
That's a serious yeah, I've hadto buy fabric.
Oh, a couple of those places.
Don't make those women mad I gostraight to the fabric counter.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Whatever, and I'm like I admit I'm not trying to
fake it and be- like oh, I'mlike, my wife needs this.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I need three colors.
I need.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Hold on, let me pull up the text.
I need three cubic yards.
Take my phone.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I don't know.
This is what I need, right?
I bow to you and all of yourfabric cutting knowledge.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
You just saved me two and a half hours.
Yeah Of staring at a pegboardgoing is this the right scissors
.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, I don't know yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, sorry, but I'm not doing that at Joanne's.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
No, joanne ain't going to be there anymore.
In a little bit.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah, anyway, anywho Stay out of the wind?
Yeah, hold your hats If you'rewearing a hat, put it on
backwards, or walk backwards, Idon't know, but be careful.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, it's going gonna be gone especially on
sunday.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
That's what they said .
Anyway, y'all have a good one.
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