May 2, 2025 • 26 mins
Ever had your commute interrupted by a kangaroo? Strange wildlife encounters and technological oddities take center stage as we dive into some of the most bizarre news stories making headlines.
The podcast kicks off with the tale of Sheila, a runaway kangaroo who caused multiple crashes on Interstate 85 in Alabama. Owned by Patrick Starr (whose family runs a petting zoo), this marsupial on the loose prompted a sheriff to remark with perfect deadpan delivery: "We see a little bit of everything here... except kangaroos." After being sedated and treated at Auburn University's veterinary school, Sheila is reportedly "up and down" - as kangaroos tend to be.
Not to be outdone, Florida contributes its signature brand of chaos with a massive alligator blocking an interstate. The real star? A barefoot alligator trapper decked out in camo gear who showed up to handle the situation. The hosts ponder the peculiar fashion choices of wildlife wranglers while appreciating the pure "Florida Man" energy of the entire scenario.
The conversation takes an unexpected turn toward technology with news of humanoid robots competing in a half marathon in Beijing. Complete with medals and ceremonies featuring four-legged robot "dogs," this blend of athletics and artificial intelligence prompts concerns about our technological future. "This is the beginning of the horror movie," one host remarks, only half-joking about the implications.
Round out your day with these strange-but-true stories that remind us just how bizarre our world can be. From interstate-disrupting exotic animals to the dangers of returning to Mount Fuji for a forgotten phone, this episode delivers laughs while making you wonder: what's next on our highways and byways? Tune in for a dose of the weird and wonderful that will have you looking twice at the next unusual shape on the roadside.
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Welcome back here.
Real quick, guess what happened.
Have you heard?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Which thing?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Which thing?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's like a dartboard Throw you'll hit something.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
First thing, I don't know if anybody saw it on the
news.
A runaway kangaroo temporarilyshut down a portion of the
interstate in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
First of all, not Australia in Alabama.
First of all, not Australia,alabama, croggy, don't you have
a proper lock on the zoo therein Alabama?
What, yeah, okay, a Well, didsomebody have it as a pet?
A, b, c, d, just tell me.
(01:06):
So it was Just go down the.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I haven't really read it, but it says part of the
southbound and northbound laneson Interstate 85 in Tuskegee.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We're basically in Auburn.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Around 40 miles east of Montgomery were closed after
the kangaroo interrupted trafficyou know how they do, yeah, oh,
and caused two vehicles tocrash.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh yeah, because people were like what the heck
is a kangaroo doing?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
The kangaroo was not injured.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
He apparently boxed a couple of people who got out of
their cars.
What?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
When somebody said there was a kangaroo, of course
I didn't believe it and nobodybelieved it.
That was the sheriff.
We see a little bit ofeverything here.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Except kangaroos.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's crazy, which they had to think that was a
deer at first.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, that's a different looking deer right
there Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The kangaroo's name is Shayla.
Of course it is Great stuff,the animal's owner who's now in
trouble would be my guess.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Patrick Starr with two R's.
Is that Bart Starr's relative?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I want to know.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm not sure if it's from his lineage or not.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, what so?
His family runs a pumpkin patchand a petting zoo, but Sheila
is just a pet.
Okay, a couple questions.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, Sheila has some issues because she's disrupted
interstate traffic.
Sorry, that's my New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
What's the crazy nasty stuff they eat in
Australia Vegemite.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh yeah, vegemite.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
They should have tempted her with a Vegemite
sandwich.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So you own a pumpkin patch and a petting zoo that has
a kangaroo.
Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But the kangaroo is just a pet.
How do you have a petting zooand not feature Sheila?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Sheila should be the star of the petting zoo.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She's back home safe.
She's up and down, apparently,because that's what they do.
She's up, she's not sedatedanymore, she's eating, she's
drinking.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Right, chicken soup and saltines, but she'll be okay
, she's watching, the Price isRight.
What is happening?
What?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
She's up down, up down, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, Well wait a minute.
Okay, hold on yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Sheila was treated by the sorry I almost said the
University of Auburn.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Don't do it, it's AU I was going to get some emails.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Do people do that?
Sheila was treated by theAuburn University College of
Veterinary Medicine.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, God bless them Well.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
What do you got to treat her for?
She wasn't injured.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm going to say Sheila endured some trauma.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh, the sedation, the sedation and being tickled by
the police, probably.
But yeah, let's go back to thispetting zoo.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I want to find out this petting zoo, so.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Patrick Starr.
He's going to get someinquiries because now people are
like, for Halloween, do y'allwant to go see the pumpkin patch
in the petting zoo?
And they're like, yeah, we do.
But we also want to see winniethe poo and rue, because we know
they got a kangaroo now yeah, Iwant to know about this petting
zoo and shayla needs to make aproper debut, debut debut winnie
(04:39):
the boo um runaway kangaroo onthe loose named shayla yeah, I
can't get the um that is youknow, I mean anybody I know like
salt right, I know that's inthe neck of the woods, so okay
(04:59):
I'm trying to find this is realsouthern.
But but can you imagine that copgoing back to the station?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And we grew up on the hey, y'all listen to this or
watch this, but that's a listento this story for the ages right
there.
You'll never guess whathappened on the interstate.
So this was loose.
What was it?
Sit down.
Sit down and take your hat off.
It was a kangaroo.
No, it wasn't no, it wasn't no,it wasn't yes, it was yes it
(05:26):
was, it was weaving in and outand people were swerving.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, there's a guy at a whatever factory or
restaurant.
It's like why are you late?
Oh yeah, dude, I was comingdown there right by Victory Land
.
You got a mic, so I can drop ityou know, when you see Victory
Land on the left.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Right there where they're building the hotel.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I kept going.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Right Kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Kangaroo.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Swear about hit him.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Swear on Stack Bibles .
Because let me tell you this,he was just in the medium when
he first started out and then hegot up on his shoulder.
And then, once he got up on hisshoulder, people just kind of
stopped because you know.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
But then I mean, yeah , they will kick the yeah, okay.
So all right, we're going tobring this back to Nashville
Bring it back I can't find thisold pitting zoo, so Patrick
Starr needs to advertise alittle better.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Because you think you put his name in Petting Zoo,
alabama, and pop up.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, this coming October he should make bank.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah Well, Nashville has a kangaroo exhibit.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What?
Oh yeah, at the zoo and you cango through.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
They got two doors.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's kind of messed up, if you ask me.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Up here in Tennessee we don't like them on the
interstate.
So you open one door.
Yeah, no, kangaroos, right, letthat door close, then go
through the second.
Guess what Free willy, but notwhales, kangaroos everywhere.
Yeah, willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You're supposed to stay on the concrete path.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
quote unquote Well, there's signs that say that too.
Also, kangaroos can't read, solike there's like babies walking
around in there liketwo-year-olds you ever tell a
baby, don't grab something.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Or like a toddler.
Mm-hmm I can't believe athree-year-old hadn't grabbed a
kangaroo by the tail and gotdrop kicked to the tiger exhibit
.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Or to the tiger exhibit, yeah right like or to
the titan stadium or something.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, I don't go in there.
No, no, I don't understand Iused to.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I went in there a few times and every time I went in
there I was like what if one ofthese things goes rogue yeah and
it's just like I don't like theway he's looking at me right
I'm gonna kick in the face andthen I'm gonna bite you a bunch.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't have a kangaroo vaccine and then I'm
getting on my 65 and I'm gettingout of here.
Yeah, it feels wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, I'm going to notice, olga, sorry, yeah, okay,
so I Mochipoco whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I still don't understand how they have that
either.
I don't see how it's.
That's kind of like walk aroundwith elephants.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I know elephants are a little more.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh, they could charge until.
Yeah, I know, but a kangaroocould mess up a kid.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It can mess up me.
They can like almost balance ontheir tail.
You're saying like box.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, okay.
They're the one animal knownfor boxing, which is the sport
that humans have to beat eachother up.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Isn't that cuckoo that like let's take the boxing
animal?
It's from Australia, it's cute,let's put it in an exhibit,
yeah.
And then let's just let themrun around rogue.
I don't know, I think thepeople probably stay on the path
and then we'll just see whatthe kangaroos do.
What if the kangaroos on thepath?
I don't know.
I think the people will knowwhat to do.
(08:52):
No, they don't.
They don't know what to do.
It's terrifying being in there.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's just like suspense the whole time.
Yeah, I don't know.
I did find I'm trying to lookat all this on here.
Maybe this is it.
There's a petting zoo and it'scalled Farmer Brown's Party
Animals.
I don't know if this is it, soI'm about to throw y'all under
the bus.
No it says family owned.
We're located four miles fromexit 51 off I-85 in Auburn.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, oh, maybe this isn't it.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No, I don't know if there's a petting zoo here.
We have wait a minute.
What they say?
I just love how I'm giving aplug to a totally different
petting zoo.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Sorry, patrick.
We have a variety of animalsthat represent six of the seven
continents, such as a camel, akangaroo is it Sheila?
A zebra, kodamundi?
I don't know what that is?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Donkeys, alpacas, what's up?
Yoga Horses, longhorn cattle,Really.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And many more.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I love how you say coat of Monday and then say many
more.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Jagging on Tuesday.
I don't know you should haveput I'm going to wear a coat on
Monday and then I'm going towear a jacket on Tuesday.
I don't know what that is.
I love how longhorn cattle.
Isn't that the big steer fromUniversity of Texas?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, bevo, oh a coat on Monday is like a oh my gosh.
That looks like a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's like a lemur had a baby with a yeah, with a
raccoon, yeah and something else, kind of scary looking.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's from Brazil.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Apparently they don't love interstates.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, but anyway, speaking of interstates and
animals, Okay.
Now, this one's not.
There was other news.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But this one doesn't seem as far-fetched to me.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well, because it's Florida, Florida man.
Florida had something on theside of the interstate.
I'm going to let you guess whatit was.
Take a wild guess A gator.
So I don't know if you saw thisA giant gator gets on the
interstate and I guess there'scops and everything to wrangle
it.
You know it's not part of thejob description.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Some dude shows up, uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, some dude shows up dressed like a little like
five-year-old in camo gear.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh, you know, just like.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't go hang out on the porch.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And he had like a camo cut-off shirt.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Nice Camo shorts, like you do.
Spoiler alert no shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Checks out.
That's what I would do All camo.
But no shoes.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Apparently he's an alligator trapper.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But not a shoe wearer .
Okay, you think if you trappedalligators maybe I'm you don't
make some at some point?
Some kids, anything I don'tknow, some crack why?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
don't you put some kangaroos on?
Um, yeah, anyway, but yeah, sohe gets out there barefoot and
the gator's ginormous.
It's not like a small alligator.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There's nothing more.
Florida.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
And I enjoy going to the state of Florida.
Yeah, there's nothing moreFlorida than a gator on the
interstate trapped by a manwearing camo and no shoes.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I don't think he had a mullet, though that would have
been the only thing.
Wow, that would have made itmaybe.
He was also a Marine.
He had his hat backwards, whichI wear mine backwards all the
time.
They call it a muscle shirt,okay, Okay, we're looking at a
(12:57):
picture, right?
Now we don't have video on thispodcast.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It looks a little bit like a onesie.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
They say this is a six.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It does look like he's wearing a.
Ok for the women listening.
You know the cute like littlejumpsuits that are like pants
and sleeveless that are kind ofin style now and some of them
are short version.
It almost looks like he justtook one of those and cut it
into short shorts and it's veryfitted Right.
It's almost bike short, wowyeah yeah, that is um.
(13:35):
Yeah, florida was like um, Isee your kangaroo and I raise
you an alligator interstatestory.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh, you got a hopping animal.
Guess what?
We have a dinosaur On ourinterstate.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's crazy down here in the South.
Good gracious, yeah where elsedoes that happen.
I don't know, but it that'sprobably Alabama and Florida.
If it's going to happen here,that's about where it's going to
happen.
To be honest, I mean we're fromAlabama, but it checks out.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
It sounds right.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, that totally checks out, I'll take a pack of
peanuts and Coke.
Y'all hear what's on my 85?
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Somebody's scratching off lottery tickets right now.
Oh my gosh, that is the mostlottery ticket scratching
conversation ever.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, if they're at the counter, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Gas station, yeah, gas station attendant.
Right, yep, yeah a gas stationattendant Right yep and he's got
the scoop.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh, so much.
He's telling that same storyall day.
By the end of the day, he couldgo on like Jimmy Kimmel and
kill with it, because he's, likeyou know, kind of like edited
and perfected it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, man, but it's strange news Wowzer, that is
strange.
That's kind of an update.
There was another.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Something else on the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, it wasn't on the side of the road, oh.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Where was it on the side?
I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Where was it?
No, it wasn't on the side ofthe road.
Okay, but speaking of randomnews stories, I don't know if
you heard a man had to getairlifted from Japan's Mount
Fuji.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh, I did hear this story.
It's a big one, yep.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Returns to the slope days later and is rescued after
a year again yeah, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
he had like um altitude sickness, like he was
climbing, yeah, okay which Ihave an idea if you get altitude
sickness how about you stayclear of mount fuji?
Yeah, you want to start with ababy mountain first, or like
just a hill in the backyard orsome business yeah, you got
motion sickness.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What are you getting for your birthday?
A boat, what?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
So I heard he went back the very next day, so it
was days later.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Four days later.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
So he went back because yeah, why did he go back
?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, he's 27, so he's not that You're still
figuring it out your brain isstill a little jello Student.
So he's airlifted altitudesickness.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Good gracious.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
For the second time, for, oh, he left his phone and
other belongings.
Huh, I'm going to tell youright now if I left my phone on
Mount Fuji.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
And went back the other belongings better be like
$20 million.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You just have to get air lifted.
Would you leave your birthcertificate?
Yeah, Do you not have theVerizon like insurance plan?
You know anything happens.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's an extra 50 bucks, they'll replace the phone
.
I have a feeling that when youmake that claim with a Shurian,
don't ask me how I know forfeeling that.
When you make that claim with ashurian, don't ask me how I
know for your cell phone and youpay the deductible and they say
what was the reason?
And you said I left it on mountfuji yeah they probably won't
like yeah you know, people dropit in the toilet and they're
like what happened.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I dropped it in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Just upgrade already dog another.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You'll never guess why he had to get rescued again.
Another climber found him there, unable to move, after he
apparently developed altitudesickness for a second time.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
First of all, his doctor's going to drop him.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You should have gone to Verizon for the second time.
Would have been way cheaper.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Good gracious.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Maybe not cheaper.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Somebody put an air tag on him right now because he
ain't got no business.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
There is no charge or penalty when a climber needs to
be rescued.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I don't know, but I've been almost dropped from
AAA before.
I bet there is.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I'm going to say the second time they might want to
hit you up with a fee orsomething.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, pay for the gas or something for the helicopter
.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Can you imagine, if it's the same same helicopter,
he should have got a kangarooalabama they could have.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, um, can you imagine like going?
They're like oh, we got anotherrescue, all right, we're coming
, we're on our way, we'll beright there and they land.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Sorry, that's not how I got the camera.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
And then they land and they're like this is the
same dude, you look familiar.
What's wrong?
I don't know.
I'm kind of pale and nauseous.
What are you doing here?
Well, I left my phone.
This is not your girlfriend'shouse, it's Mount.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Fuji.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And how do you find it?
I mean, guess who has found myiPhone?
It ain't still charged in thatcold weather.
Everybody knows, when they gettoo hot or too cold the battery
goes like that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I can't find my phone in my house.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
No, you know, when you leave your phone in your
house at night, when do youthink you left it last?
Probably Mount Fuji, you knowwhat?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Hey call my phone.
I'm going to run over to, I'llfood you real quick and walk
around.
Just keep calling it.
What do you mean?
Keep calling it For three weeks?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Until I pass out from nausea.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
When I find it, I'll come back on a helicopter.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
What if the person hadn't found him I'm assuming
his?
There's no way that phone hadany battery left.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Can you hear me now?
No, I have a question.
Oh, a climber found him.
Yeah, he could have died.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
They'd have been like the guy died.
It was the same guy.
We picked up, it just datesbefore.
What was he doing back here?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Can you imagine him Like going, like going back to
Mount Fuji, like, hey, man, letme borrow your phone, I'm gonna
go back to Mount Fuji and try toget Find mine real quick.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I'm just going to use it to call, you know, like his
roommate or something Like manno, you left your phone.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You can't take my phone to Mount Fuji.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
No, then we're going to have two phones on Mount Fuji
.
Can't trust you for nothing.
You're behind.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
It's going to be waiting on a helicopter again.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, try to go parasailing.
You passed out Altitudesickness.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Oh my gosh, it's not even like a hike in East
Tennessee.
It's Mount Fuji.
Yeah, and you know the phonewasn't at the base of a mountain
, no, because he got anothergood while to get back up there.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I don't understand.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Any of that yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, I got a shark phobia.
I dropped my phone.
Where is it On the bottom ofthe ocean?
Yeah, I'm going to scoop it outand go get it.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I have crippling panic and anxiety attacks.
Are you going to go back for it?
Yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, I think I can put it in some rice.
He did not get the insurance.
No, there's no way.
That's why you get insurance.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's why you get insurance.
Yeah, in case you go to MountFuji Unless you left a person,
and in that case it's justanother rescue mission.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Man Wowzer Anyway.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
But yeah, that's a.
I don't like that one.
Get your cell phone insured Forsure, because they'll wipe it.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
There's one more.
There's one more news article Isaw and I know you don't like
talking about this, but we'rejust going to hit it real quick.
Okay, Humanoid robots ran aChinese half marathon alongside
flesh and blood competitors.
So it's basically it's likeRobocop with no gun, kind of.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Okay, you just pulled up the picture.
It looks like Robocop.
It's kind of like aInterrunner's tank top.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It's kind of like a Robocop in a tank top.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, and then there's one that's got a rain
jacket on.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Apparently it's not waterproof.
Black face looking helmet thing, yeah jacket on.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Apparently it's not waterproof Black face looking
helmet thing, yeah, okay,there's another one I don't like
talking about silicone mask andfake eyes Looks like straight
up AI.
Isn't that a real person?
But then the body's all likerobot.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
They're coming to kill us.
Yeah, I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
The kicker is how do you keep running beside it?
No, I think it's the runnersare on one side and then AI runs
their race over here, so theyhave, like they're, kind of
split up.
They have pictures puttingmedals on the robots.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Of course they got the medals.
They're a machine.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
But there's an own division.
So there's like a medal thatkind of looks like a golden
robot.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
The robot doesn't know it's getting a medal.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
What.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
It is.
And then there's also robotdogs no Four-legged robots.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Those things give me nightmares looking at them,
uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
There are four-legged robots perform before the
awards ceremony for the humanoidrobot half marathon held in
Beijing.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
This is the beginning of the horror movie.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And then there's kids like playing with the
four-legged robot dogs.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
With no head.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Like.
I don't like it there is a kidhumanoid robot running?
No, that should be against thelaw they got a leash on it.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
It's like at the mall .
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's like at the mall , it's like a disney, and this
is what?
Well, if you want to be a realhuman, this is what it's like at
disney.
I said, stay with me, al sorry,I mean uh.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
And then one, what is even?
Okay, I'm telling you, I'mtelling you it's too far john
krasinski can go ahead, startwriting the movie, or whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
There's one of them doing a backflip.
I can't do a backflip why.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I'm telling you oh gosh, I hope we're not living
about to be living in a yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
We're at that point.
Yeah, here we are, peopleKangaroos.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Kangaroos.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Are on the interstate in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Terminator.
Yeah, here we are, people,kangaroos.
Kangaroos Are on the interstatein Alabama.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Terminator, yeah, allocators in Florida.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, wow, and then yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And then robots are running marathons.
I'm going to say they don't gettired.
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
What are we doing?
Are they in the spelling bee?
That's not fair.
No, no, it's not fair.
And why are we teaching them todo like you know?
You know how the story ends,right, are we?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
going to get to the point where they just all look
human but they're a robot, andthen the crowd is human but
we're just watching the robotscompete.
I don't know.
Are we betting on robots?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
This is like this is like dark.
That's a different Netflix.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
AI yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I'm going to call it right now Regret.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, regret Strong, strong.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I don't see the end game being.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
No.
We think a smartphone's bad Psh, uh-uh, ten years, uh-uh, they
years, uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
They could have got one of these dudes put a Find my
iPhone app in him and send himup Mount Fuji.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Why is he at the race ?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Let homeboy sit on the couch.
Don't get sick, no more.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I'm saying yeah, yeah .
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's the only saving grace.
They should just let him workfor Verizon and go up mountains
Rescue that's the only savinggrace.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
They should just let them work for Verizon and go up
mountains.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Rescue missions.
Yeah yeah, put jorts on one noshoes, he can wrestle alligators
.
He can just shock him.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, get robots To do the alligator rescuing or
whatever Controlling.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's where it's, at Kangaroo on the
side of the road.
Yeah, some RoboCop.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
We got a Robo for that yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
You think that thing needed to go to Auburn
University Veterinary Clinicbefore.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, let a robot sedate that thing.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Kangaroos I'm like, no, I'm good, no.
I'm just going to hop on backto Australia.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Pet in zoo.
Ain't nobody petting me?
No more Pet that robot, oh mygosh Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Anyway, that was a little scary, yeah, well, that's
what's going on unfortunatelyWatch the interstates.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
yeah for wild animals .
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, if you're driving up I-85 or 65 or
whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Right, if you're in Florida, alabama, you don't have
to go to the zoo basically iswhat we're saying Just go on and
go on your trip.
You'll see it on the way, Right.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Just look in the media and if you lose your phone
, just go to Verizon.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, it's fine, right, don't climb that mountain
again.
Anyway, y'all have a good oneAll right Peace, thank you.
Welcome back here.
Real quick, guess what happened.
Have you heard?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Which thing?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Which thing?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's like a dartboard Throw you'll hit something.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
First thing, I don't know if anybody saw it on the
news.
A runaway kangaroo temporarilyshut down a portion of the
interstate in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
First of all, not Australia in Alabama.
First of all, not Australia,alabama, croggy, don't you have
a proper lock on the zoo therein Alabama?
What, yeah, okay, a Well, didsomebody have it as a pet?
A, b, c, d, just tell me.
(01:06):
So it was Just go down the.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I haven't really read it, but it says part of the
southbound and northbound laneson Interstate 85 in Tuskegee.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We're basically in Auburn.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Around 40 miles east of Montgomery were closed after
the kangaroo interrupted trafficyou know how they do, yeah, oh,
and caused two vehicles tocrash.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh yeah, because people were like what the heck
is a kangaroo doing?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
The kangaroo was not injured.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
He apparently boxed a couple of people who got out of
their cars.
What?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
When somebody said there was a kangaroo, of course
I didn't believe it and nobodybelieved it.
That was the sheriff.
We see a little bit ofeverything here.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Except kangaroos.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's crazy, which they had to think that was a
deer at first.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, that's a different looking deer right
there Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The kangaroo's name is Shayla.
Of course it is Great stuff,the animal's owner who's now in
trouble would be my guess.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Patrick Starr with two R's.
Is that Bart Starr's relative?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I want to know.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm not sure if it's from his lineage or not.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, what so?
His family runs a pumpkin patchand a petting zoo, but Sheila
is just a pet.
Okay, a couple questions.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, Sheila has some issues because she's disrupted
interstate traffic.
Sorry, that's my New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
What's the crazy nasty stuff they eat in
Australia Vegemite.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh yeah, vegemite.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
They should have tempted her with a Vegemite
sandwich.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So you own a pumpkin patch and a petting zoo that has
a kangaroo.
Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But the kangaroo is just a pet.
How do you have a petting zooand not feature Sheila?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Sheila should be the star of the petting zoo.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She's back home safe.
She's up and down, apparently,because that's what they do.
She's up, she's not sedatedanymore, she's eating, she's
drinking.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Right, chicken soup and saltines, but she'll be okay
, she's watching, the Price isRight.
What is happening?
What?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
She's up down, up down, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, Well wait a minute.
Okay, hold on yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Sheila was treated by the sorry I almost said the
University of Auburn.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Don't do it, it's AU I was going to get some emails.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Do people do that?
Sheila was treated by theAuburn University College of
Veterinary Medicine.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, God bless them Well.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
What do you got to treat her for?
She wasn't injured.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm going to say Sheila endured some trauma.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh, the sedation, the sedation and being tickled by
the police, probably.
But yeah, let's go back to thispetting zoo.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I want to find out this petting zoo, so.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Patrick Starr.
He's going to get someinquiries because now people are
like, for Halloween, do y'allwant to go see the pumpkin patch
in the petting zoo?
And they're like, yeah, we do.
But we also want to see winniethe poo and rue, because we know
they got a kangaroo now yeah, Iwant to know about this petting
zoo and shayla needs to make aproper debut, debut debut winnie
(04:39):
the boo um runaway kangaroo onthe loose named shayla yeah, I
can't get the um that is youknow, I mean anybody I know like
salt right, I know that's inthe neck of the woods, so okay
(04:59):
I'm trying to find this is realsouthern.
But but can you imagine that copgoing back to the station?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And we grew up on the hey, y'all listen to this or
watch this, but that's a listento this story for the ages right
there.
You'll never guess whathappened on the interstate.
So this was loose.
What was it?
Sit down.
Sit down and take your hat off.
It was a kangaroo.
No, it wasn't no, it wasn't no,it wasn't yes, it was yes it
(05:26):
was, it was weaving in and outand people were swerving.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, there's a guy at a whatever factory or
restaurant.
It's like why are you late?
Oh yeah, dude, I was comingdown there right by Victory Land
.
You got a mic, so I can drop ityou know, when you see Victory
Land on the left.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Right there where they're building the hotel.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I kept going.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Right Kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Kangaroo.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Swear about hit him.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Swear on Stack Bibles .
Because let me tell you this,he was just in the medium when
he first started out and then hegot up on his shoulder.
And then, once he got up on hisshoulder, people just kind of
stopped because you know.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
But then I mean, yeah , they will kick the yeah, okay.
So all right, we're going tobring this back to Nashville
Bring it back I can't find thisold pitting zoo, so Patrick
Starr needs to advertise alittle better.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Because you think you put his name in Petting Zoo,
alabama, and pop up.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, this coming October he should make bank.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah Well, Nashville has a kangaroo exhibit.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What?
Oh yeah, at the zoo and you cango through.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
They got two doors.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's kind of messed up, if you ask me.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Up here in Tennessee we don't like them on the
interstate.
So you open one door.
Yeah, no, kangaroos, right, letthat door close, then go
through the second.
Guess what Free willy, but notwhales, kangaroos everywhere.
Yeah, willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You're supposed to stay on the concrete path.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
quote unquote Well, there's signs that say that too.
Also, kangaroos can't read, solike there's like babies walking
around in there liketwo-year-olds you ever tell a
baby, don't grab something.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Or like a toddler.
Mm-hmm I can't believe athree-year-old hadn't grabbed a
kangaroo by the tail and gotdrop kicked to the tiger exhibit
.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Or to the tiger exhibit, yeah right like or to
the titan stadium or something.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, I don't go in there.
No, no, I don't understand Iused to.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I went in there a few times and every time I went in
there I was like what if one ofthese things goes rogue yeah and
it's just like I don't like theway he's looking at me right
I'm gonna kick in the face andthen I'm gonna bite you a bunch.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't have a kangaroo vaccine and then I'm
getting on my 65 and I'm gettingout of here.
Yeah, it feels wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, I'm going to notice, olga, sorry, yeah, okay,
so I Mochipoco whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I still don't understand how they have that
either.
I don't see how it's.
That's kind of like walk aroundwith elephants.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I know elephants are a little more.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh, they could charge until.
Yeah, I know, but a kangaroocould mess up a kid.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It can mess up me.
They can like almost balance ontheir tail.
You're saying like box.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, okay.
They're the one animal knownfor boxing, which is the sport
that humans have to beat eachother up.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Isn't that cuckoo that like let's take the boxing
animal?
It's from Australia, it's cute,let's put it in an exhibit,
yeah.
And then let's just let themrun around rogue.
I don't know, I think thepeople probably stay on the path
and then we'll just see whatthe kangaroos do.
What if the kangaroos on thepath?
I don't know.
I think the people will knowwhat to do.
(08:52):
No, they don't.
They don't know what to do.
It's terrifying being in there.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's just like suspense the whole time.
Yeah, I don't know.
I did find I'm trying to lookat all this on here.
Maybe this is it.
There's a petting zoo and it'scalled Farmer Brown's Party
Animals.
I don't know if this is it, soI'm about to throw y'all under
the bus.
No it says family owned.
We're located four miles fromexit 51 off I-85 in Auburn.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, oh, maybe this isn't it.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No, I don't know if there's a petting zoo here.
We have wait a minute.
What they say?
I just love how I'm giving aplug to a totally different
petting zoo.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Sorry, patrick.
We have a variety of animalsthat represent six of the seven
continents, such as a camel, akangaroo is it Sheila?
A zebra, kodamundi?
I don't know what that is?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Donkeys, alpacas, what's up?
Yoga Horses, longhorn cattle,Really.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And many more.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I love how you say coat of Monday and then say many
more.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Jagging on Tuesday.
I don't know you should haveput I'm going to wear a coat on
Monday and then I'm going towear a jacket on Tuesday.
I don't know what that is.
I love how longhorn cattle.
Isn't that the big steer fromUniversity of Texas?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, bevo, oh a coat on Monday is like a oh my gosh.
That looks like a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's like a lemur had a baby with a yeah, with a
raccoon, yeah and something else, kind of scary looking.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's from Brazil.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Apparently they don't love interstates.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, but anyway, speaking of interstates and
animals, Okay.
Now, this one's not.
There was other news.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But this one doesn't seem as far-fetched to me.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well, because it's Florida, Florida man.
Florida had something on theside of the interstate.
I'm going to let you guess whatit was.
Take a wild guess A gator.
So I don't know if you saw thisA giant gator gets on the
interstate and I guess there'scops and everything to wrangle
it.
You know it's not part of thejob description.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Some dude shows up, uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, some dude shows up dressed like a little like
five-year-old in camo gear.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh, you know, just like.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't go hang out on the porch.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And he had like a camo cut-off shirt.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Nice Camo shorts, like you do.
Spoiler alert no shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Checks out.
That's what I would do All camo.
But no shoes.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Apparently he's an alligator trapper.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But not a shoe wearer .
Okay, you think if you trappedalligators maybe I'm you don't
make some at some point?
Some kids, anything I don'tknow, some crack why?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
don't you put some kangaroos on?
Um, yeah, anyway, but yeah, sohe gets out there barefoot and
the gator's ginormous.
It's not like a small alligator.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There's nothing more.
Florida.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
And I enjoy going to the state of Florida.
Yeah, there's nothing moreFlorida than a gator on the
interstate trapped by a manwearing camo and no shoes.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I don't think he had a mullet, though that would have
been the only thing.
Wow, that would have made itmaybe.
He was also a Marine.
He had his hat backwards, whichI wear mine backwards all the
time.
They call it a muscle shirt,okay, Okay, we're looking at a
(12:57):
picture, right?
Now we don't have video on thispodcast.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It looks a little bit like a onesie.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
They say this is a six.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It does look like he's wearing a.
Ok for the women listening.
You know the cute like littlejumpsuits that are like pants
and sleeveless that are kind ofin style now and some of them
are short version.
It almost looks like he justtook one of those and cut it
into short shorts and it's veryfitted Right.
It's almost bike short, wowyeah yeah, that is um.
(13:35):
Yeah, florida was like um, Isee your kangaroo and I raise
you an alligator interstatestory.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh, you got a hopping animal.
Guess what?
We have a dinosaur On ourinterstate.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's crazy down here in the South.
Good gracious, yeah where elsedoes that happen.
I don't know, but it that'sprobably Alabama and Florida.
If it's going to happen here,that's about where it's going to
happen.
To be honest, I mean we're fromAlabama, but it checks out.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
It sounds right.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, that totally checks out, I'll take a pack of
peanuts and Coke.
Y'all hear what's on my 85?
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Somebody's scratching off lottery tickets right now.
Oh my gosh, that is the mostlottery ticket scratching
conversation ever.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, if they're at the counter, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Gas station, yeah, gas station attendant.
Right, yep, yeah a gas stationattendant Right yep and he's got
the scoop.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh, so much.
He's telling that same storyall day.
By the end of the day, he couldgo on like Jimmy Kimmel and
kill with it, because he's, likeyou know, kind of like edited
and perfected it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, man, but it's strange news Wowzer, that is
strange.
That's kind of an update.
There was another.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Something else on the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, it wasn't on the side of the road, oh.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Where was it on the side?
I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Where was it?
No, it wasn't on the side ofthe road.
Okay, but speaking of randomnews stories, I don't know if
you heard a man had to getairlifted from Japan's Mount
Fuji.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh, I did hear this story.
It's a big one, yep.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Returns to the slope days later and is rescued after
a year again yeah, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
he had like um altitude sickness, like he was
climbing, yeah, okay which Ihave an idea if you get altitude
sickness how about you stayclear of mount fuji?
Yeah, you want to start with ababy mountain first, or like
just a hill in the backyard orsome business yeah, you got
motion sickness.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What are you getting for your birthday?
A boat, what?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
So I heard he went back the very next day, so it
was days later.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Four days later.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
So he went back because yeah, why did he go back
?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, he's 27, so he's not that You're still
figuring it out your brain isstill a little jello Student.
So he's airlifted altitudesickness.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Good gracious.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
For the second time, for, oh, he left his phone and
other belongings.
Huh, I'm going to tell youright now if I left my phone on
Mount Fuji.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
And went back the other belongings better be like
$20 million.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You just have to get air lifted.
Would you leave your birthcertificate?
Yeah, Do you not have theVerizon like insurance plan?
You know anything happens.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's an extra 50 bucks, they'll replace the phone
.
I have a feeling that when youmake that claim with a Shurian,
don't ask me how I know forfeeling that.
When you make that claim with ashurian, don't ask me how I
know for your cell phone and youpay the deductible and they say
what was the reason?
And you said I left it on mountfuji yeah they probably won't
like yeah you know, people dropit in the toilet and they're
like what happened.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I dropped it in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Just upgrade already dog another.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You'll never guess why he had to get rescued again.
Another climber found him there, unable to move, after he
apparently developed altitudesickness for a second time.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
First of all, his doctor's going to drop him.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You should have gone to Verizon for the second time.
Would have been way cheaper.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Good gracious.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Maybe not cheaper.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Somebody put an air tag on him right now because he
ain't got no business.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
There is no charge or penalty when a climber needs to
be rescued.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I don't know, but I've been almost dropped from
AAA before.
I bet there is.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I'm going to say the second time they might want to
hit you up with a fee orsomething.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, pay for the gas or something for the helicopter
.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Can you imagine, if it's the same same helicopter,
he should have got a kangarooalabama they could have.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, um, can you imagine like going?
They're like oh, we got anotherrescue, all right, we're coming
, we're on our way, we'll beright there and they land.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Sorry, that's not how I got the camera.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
And then they land and they're like this is the
same dude, you look familiar.
What's wrong?
I don't know.
I'm kind of pale and nauseous.
What are you doing here?
Well, I left my phone.
This is not your girlfriend'shouse, it's Mount.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Fuji.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And how do you find it?
I mean, guess who has found myiPhone?
It ain't still charged in thatcold weather.
Everybody knows, when they gettoo hot or too cold the battery
goes like that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I can't find my phone in my house.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
No, you know, when you leave your phone in your
house at night, when do youthink you left it last?
Probably Mount Fuji, you knowwhat?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Hey call my phone.
I'm going to run over to, I'llfood you real quick and walk
around.
Just keep calling it.
What do you mean?
Keep calling it For three weeks?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Until I pass out from nausea.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
When I find it, I'll come back on a helicopter.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
What if the person hadn't found him I'm assuming
his?
There's no way that phone hadany battery left.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Can you hear me now?
No, I have a question.
Oh, a climber found him.
Yeah, he could have died.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
They'd have been like the guy died.
It was the same guy.
We picked up, it just datesbefore.
What was he doing back here?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Can you imagine him Like going, like going back to
Mount Fuji, like, hey, man, letme borrow your phone, I'm gonna
go back to Mount Fuji and try toget Find mine real quick.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I'm just going to use it to call, you know, like his
roommate or something Like manno, you left your phone.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You can't take my phone to Mount Fuji.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
No, then we're going to have two phones on Mount Fuji
.
Can't trust you for nothing.
You're behind.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
It's going to be waiting on a helicopter again.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, try to go parasailing.
You passed out Altitudesickness.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Oh my gosh, it's not even like a hike in East
Tennessee.
It's Mount Fuji.
Yeah, and you know the phonewasn't at the base of a mountain
, no, because he got anothergood while to get back up there.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I don't understand.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Any of that yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, I got a shark phobia.
I dropped my phone.
Where is it On the bottom ofthe ocean?
Yeah, I'm going to scoop it outand go get it.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I have crippling panic and anxiety attacks.
Are you going to go back for it?
Yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, I think I can put it in some rice.
He did not get the insurance.
No, there's no way.
That's why you get insurance.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's why you get insurance.
Yeah, in case you go to MountFuji Unless you left a person,
and in that case it's justanother rescue mission.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Man Wowzer Anyway.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
But yeah, that's a.
I don't like that one.
Get your cell phone insured Forsure, because they'll wipe it.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
There's one more.
There's one more news article Isaw and I know you don't like
talking about this, but we'rejust going to hit it real quick.
Okay, Humanoid robots ran aChinese half marathon alongside
flesh and blood competitors.
So it's basically it's likeRobocop with no gun, kind of.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Okay, you just pulled up the picture.
It looks like Robocop.
It's kind of like aInterrunner's tank top.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It's kind of like a Robocop in a tank top.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, and then there's one that's got a rain
jacket on.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Apparently it's not waterproof.
Black face looking helmet thing, yeah jacket on.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Apparently it's not waterproof Black face looking
helmet thing, yeah, okay,there's another one I don't like
talking about silicone mask andfake eyes Looks like straight
up AI.
Isn't that a real person?
But then the body's all likerobot.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
They're coming to kill us.
Yeah, I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
The kicker is how do you keep running beside it?
No, I think it's the runnersare on one side and then AI runs
their race over here, so theyhave, like they're, kind of
split up.
They have pictures puttingmedals on the robots.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Of course they got the medals.
They're a machine.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
But there's an own division.
So there's like a medal thatkind of looks like a golden
robot.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
The robot doesn't know it's getting a medal.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
What.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
It is.
And then there's also robotdogs no Four-legged robots.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Those things give me nightmares looking at them,
uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
There are four-legged robots perform before the
awards ceremony for the humanoidrobot half marathon held in
Beijing.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
This is the beginning of the horror movie.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And then there's kids like playing with the
four-legged robot dogs.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
With no head.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Like.
I don't like it there is a kidhumanoid robot running?
No, that should be against thelaw they got a leash on it.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
It's like at the mall .
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's like at the mall , it's like a disney, and this
is what?
Well, if you want to be a realhuman, this is what it's like at
disney.
I said, stay with me, al sorry,I mean uh.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
And then one, what is even?
Okay, I'm telling you, I'mtelling you it's too far john
krasinski can go ahead, startwriting the movie, or whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
There's one of them doing a backflip.
I can't do a backflip why.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I'm telling you oh gosh, I hope we're not living
about to be living in a yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
We're at that point.
Yeah, here we are, peopleKangaroos.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Kangaroos.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Are on the interstate in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Terminator.
Yeah, here we are, people,kangaroos.
Kangaroos Are on the interstatein Alabama.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Terminator, yeah, allocators in Florida.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, wow, and then yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And then robots are running marathons.
I'm going to say they don't gettired.
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
What are we doing?
Are they in the spelling bee?
That's not fair.
No, no, it's not fair.
And why are we teaching them todo like you know?
You know how the story ends,right, are we?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
going to get to the point where they just all look
human but they're a robot, andthen the crowd is human but
we're just watching the robotscompete.
I don't know.
Are we betting on robots?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
This is like this is like dark.
That's a different Netflix.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
AI yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I'm going to call it right now Regret.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, regret Strong, strong.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I don't see the end game being.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
No.
We think a smartphone's bad Psh, uh-uh, ten years, uh-uh, they
years, uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
They could have got one of these dudes put a Find my
iPhone app in him and send himup Mount Fuji.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Why is he at the race ?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Let homeboy sit on the couch.
Don't get sick, no more.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I'm saying yeah, yeah .
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's the only saving grace.
They should just let him workfor Verizon and go up mountains
Rescue that's the only savinggrace.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
They should just let them work for Verizon and go up
mountains.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Rescue missions.
Yeah yeah, put jorts on one noshoes, he can wrestle alligators
.
He can just shock him.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, get robots To do the alligator rescuing or
whatever Controlling.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's where it's, at Kangaroo on the
side of the road.
Yeah, some RoboCop.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
We got a Robo for that yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
You think that thing needed to go to Auburn
University Veterinary Clinicbefore.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, let a robot sedate that thing.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Kangaroos I'm like, no, I'm good, no.
I'm just going to hop on backto Australia.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Pet in zoo.
Ain't nobody petting me?
No more Pet that robot, oh mygosh Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Anyway, that was a little scary, yeah, well, that's
what's going on unfortunatelyWatch the interstates.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
yeah for wild animals .
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, if you're driving up I-85 or 65 or
whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Right, if you're in Florida, alabama, you don't have
to go to the zoo basically iswhat we're saying Just go on and
go on your trip.
You'll see it on the way, Right.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Just look in the media and if you lose your phone
, just go to Verizon.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, it's fine, right, don't climb that mountain
again.
Anyway, y'all have a good oneAll right Peace, thank you.
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