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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hey, real quick y'all .
Hope you liked the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I loved it, but I was cheering for the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
They didn't win.
They annihilated the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It was kind of a beatdown.
Go on, Jalen it was fun.
So Jalen Devante, LandonDickerson and how many other?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Bama's, I think six total on the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And somebody said there was at least six or seven
or eight Georgia players onthere.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, there's a lot of Georgia guys on the defense.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm getting a call, she's getting a phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's from the bank.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's from the bank.
I'll tell you in a minute.
We're going to pause it.
Hot pause, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, and you're done with your phone call.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We are back.
We are back.
But yeah, it was fun to watchthe Eagles win.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It was so, so fun.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm kind of mad the Chiefs scored.
I was kind of hoping for like agoose egg.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, me too, I'm not going to lie.
I felt like I was, you know,watching a Bama game, you know
graduate level.
But because I mean that onetouchdown, jalen to.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Devontae, that was the highlight, that was nice.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, a little muscle memory there, that was so nice,
that's good.
I might have said roll tide afew times and roll eagles.
But I know it's fly, eagles fly.
It was nice, it was roll rollnice.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What did you think of the halftime performance?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I liked it.
I liked the dancing.
I liked that there was clothing.
That's a plus.
Um, I also have a kid who knowsall his music, so he was losing
it so did you know the songs?
I am familiar with the songs.
(02:17):
I cannot recite the lyrics tothe songs but, like I said, my
my youngest can, but but yeah,so he was like oh my gosh.
I can't believe he's playingthat.
Oh my gosh, but I like thechoreography.
Samuel L Jackson, that wassuper cool.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, that guy's cool .
Yeah, when they all lined upand did like the American flag
and they had like the yes.
Yeah, that was cool.
I didn't know they had like theyes.
Yeah, that was cool.
I didn't know anything aboutKendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I didn't know what he sang.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So I was kind of torn , because when he was started, I
was like I felt like I was 100years old, because I was like
wait, what's he saying?
Yeah, like I almost turned onsubtitles.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I was like those are going to be so far behind.
They were really behind.
We had them on.
See, we didn't have them on.
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So I was like eventually I kind of started
getting it, but I couldn'tunderstand what he's saying at
first.
But then I started like okay.
At the end I was like all right, I have heard that song, yeah
yeah, but yeah, they're catchy.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Uh, next day I was in the car,I was about to go somewhere and
(03:33):
I get tired of listening to thesame music all the time.
I was like I'll just check itout so.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I downloaded his essentials on apple sure and
just played a couple.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know running errands.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
If you need to pick me up.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And I'm going to show my car ignorance here Also, my
son would probably.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh, the car he got out of the.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Grand.
They call it Grand National.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, I read a thing that that's the.
That's the kind of car his dadhad.
Oh, that's the kind of car hisdad had.
Okay, he was like that's thekind of car I could be messing
this up.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, that he grew up with.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
He's like that's what I came home from the hospital
in and my dad was what do yousay, drove me home from the
hospital bumping Big Daddy Kanein a car like that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay, so I guess, that's why.
So they call it Grand National,but it sure does look like a
Buick Regal or something fromthe 80s.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think all those kind of look the same.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, the big two-door with the doors just
like 12 feet long.
Remember that we had a PontiacGrand Prix.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You had a Grand Prix, you had a Cutlass, we had an
Old Mobile Cutlass Supreme,cutlass Supreme.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Buick Regals were like that.
I think with the big two-door,you know real plush seats,
pretty much a recliner inside.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Remember those seats, big engine.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Big engine.
The hood was like 20 feet long.
You know, you just feel.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm going to get I mean my car's already there, but
I'll be there in a minute.
Remember how long those carswere.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I had a buddy during college age.
I want to say my college years.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And he had a Cutlass.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, he got one.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I think it was like 86, something like that, and it
was like burgundy interior.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yes, I think it was brown, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And I had to drive it from his house one day or
something to come get him.
He was like, just bring my car.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You can drive it and that it was like sitting on the
most comfortable sofa.
Yeah, I was like just kick back.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, I was like man, I could fall asleep in this car
and the steering wheels were sosmooth like the steering on
those, yeah, and the engineswere ginormous.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Anyway, but yeah they were.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, so that was pretty cool.
But yeah, I like that game.
It was probably the Super Bowl.
I've been the most excited forthe actual game for maybe in my
whole life, I guess, becausemaybe I think the Seahawks
played in one one year.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Maybe not with back when they had Sean Alexander
Sean.
Alexander I think I don't hadSean Alexander Sean.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Alexander, I think I don't know.
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I remember I always pulled for the Bills because
they went to four in a row andlost all four.
And then I was like I'm kind ofdone with y'all, yeah, but yeah
, this one was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It was good.
Did you have some special SuperBowl food like we talked about?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh no, we did.
Did you have some special SuperBowl food like we talked about?
Oh no, we did.
What did we?
Do Just hamburgers, hot dogs,oh nice, we made a buffalo
chicken dip.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay, so we just had one dip.
I made buffalo dip, didn't haveany chicken in it.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It was just like the dip, the dip.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It was kind of low-key.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, we didn't have any pay-overs.
We didn't either.
It was real low-key.
It was kind of raining cold.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah, the weather has been nasty.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's nasty right now.
I did get the last box of wingsat Publix, though, like there
was all these people that hadplaced orders.
They were standing waiting forthem from the deli, but they had
one box of New Orleans style.
I'm sorry, that's my newfavorite Rosemary garlic and
something else.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Speaking of New Orleans style.
What?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
do you?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
think of John Batiste's National Anthem.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well, the part I saw, I loved it.
Because we recorded it, but weset it to record at 5.30 and not
like pre-game you could justYouTube it.
Yeah, I know I haven't done ityet he did a different.
(07:37):
Yeah, I kind of liked thedifferent take.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I did too.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
And he wasn't trying to hit the note in the sky
either, it was just very him.
Yeah, I love that guy.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It was just a New Orleans anthem.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And I like that he did it because he's from there.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, that guy's awesome Valentine's Day is
coming up.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Friday it is in two days.
Yeah, your kids are out ofschool for it, right?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, out of school.
It's oh sorry, it's midwinter'sbreak, that's right before
spring break.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Is there going to be a mid-spring?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But after fall there's a lot of breaks.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, I want one.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They're out Friday and Monday.
Uh-huh, they're out Friday andMonday.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So they will not get to.
They won't get to have aValentine's party at school.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You know all the elementary schools are going.
We're going to do it onThursday instead, since the kids
are out on Friday.
Yeah, mm-hmm, go get yourcookies, go get your little box
of Valentines.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What do you get the teacher?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Remember that Do you get the teacher something on
Valentine's.
You know they don't want thatyou know.
What they want is chocolate.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
That's what I was.
I'd just be like.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Here's what I like.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I want a gift card.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
How about a gas card, doggone?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
We used to get them.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I want some eggs.
Yeah, oh Dog gone.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We used to get them Some eggs.
Yeah, oh, that's nice, that'snot a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, get her a dozen eggs, man A dozen roses.
Yeah, a dozen eggs.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh man, do you want organic or yeah, go to Costco.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, yeah man that's yeah.
Well, I was at Publix the dayof the Super Bowl like a crazy
person and I wasn't there to buyeggs.
I was there to buy wings andMacon's for the buffalo dip, but
there were no eggs, except foron the top row.
So, like the ones that are $9,you know whatever Organic.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Right organic right baby since birth chickens yeah,
these have a dollar bill insideeach one dollar dollar bill.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Um, they sit on a chaise lounge when they're not
laying the eggs.
Yeah, those were the only onesthat were left and I was like
I'm gonna go eggless, I ain'tyeah.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
What about?
What is it like?
The egg, just the egg whites.
The egg whites or, like you,pour it out of the.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, ain't got no yolks in it.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, I don't get.
Well, are those going to be?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
more expensive?
I haven't looked.
I don't buy those.
They're in some kind of carton.
I don't know if I believe inthat.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I mean, I know, the bird flew, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, they've had to yeah, whatever yeah?
I know it's.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, I'm, I'm going eggless right now, and that
ain't no yolk.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm the worst.
I'm full of dad jokes.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh, sorry, I just have to say this.
So I saw a dad joke andnormally I couldn't help it.
It looked like the Shire inLord of the Rings.
And there was two pictures.
There was one that just lookednormal and then one that had a
wagon with a big bottle on it, acertain bottle, and the top one
(11:05):
said it was the best of Shires,it was the worst of Shires.
I laughed for way too long.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I read that thing like six times.
And I was like every time I waslike it, it's better than it
was two seconds ago those aregood.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It was the worst of showers.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
That is brilliant that's a strong I'd wear that on
the shirt.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
This is where I am in life.
That says a lot.
You're like I'm just gonna stoptalking yeah, anyway, sorry uh,
yeah, but anyway.
So, but new, but New OrleansWings Publix Deli.
If they don't have them put inorder, they were good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, valentine'sDay.
(11:51):
Well, we don't do anything.
No, I'm going to lie.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You do something, I do get my kids something
chocolate.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I know I have two grown out of the house, one's
married, but I got, you know,even just even if it's just a
Reese's heart, I get, I get hima piece of something chocolate,
some chocolate.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We were at Kroger, me and Robin.
I guess it was Saturday morningor something like that.
Days are all.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, doesn't matter anymore, doesn't matter, it was
raining.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
We were at Kroger and I was like, oh, they got little
Valentine's, you know likelittle baskets or whatever I had
like a little stuffed animal orwhatever, but mainly some candy
.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
And I was like we could just get them something
like that, it'd just be easy.
Yeah, it was like 25.
I was like uh, and then I waslike oh, here's a little one.
It looked like a mailbox orsomething yeah, I had like four
little pieces of candy in it,like it was ten dollars, what,
yeah, and I was like nope, uh-uh, send that back down.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, you know what I got so we're just getting them.
Some candy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, we'll just go to Five Below and grab a couple
things.
You know the little things thatlook like the candy canes at
Christmas time, and they'reclear and they're either full of
M&Ms.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, they have heart ones, and so I got everybody
Reese's and my son-in-law.
I got him Kit Kat.
No, but he loves Kit Kat, justHershey Kisses ones because he
likes Hershey Kisses.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I feel like we just talk about food sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I know Well, this is where we are people, because
there's a lot to talk about.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
They ought to make little tubes like that with eggs
in them.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I'm saying Is that?
A Cadbury egg, but those werecheap.
I got them at.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Kroger, did you see where chocolate's going up like
20% now?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Like right before Chocolate coffee.
I always get sketched out withthat.
They're like it's a gas onMemorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, they're like chocolate's going up.
I'm like oh how convenient onFebruary 10th Wonder why?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, I know I ain't falling for that.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
That's ridiculous.
So yeah, friday, my kid is notout of school.
He's not in the same districtas yours, but he's out of school
on Monday he goes.
What are we doing on Monday?
I was like I don't know, I'mgoing to work, Probably laundry
(14:16):
in my guess he could do some ofhis laundry, because I don't
technically do his laundry, so Iknow, when I haven't seen it in
a while I'm like hmm what'sgoing on in?
Your closet.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Where's that smell?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, but yeah, so Randall's birthday is the day
after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's kind of nice and awful.
What do you get to?
Well, we're not like huge, likeoh, will you get me something
for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's kind of nice and awful.
What do you get to?
Well, we're not like huge, like, oh, will you get me something
for Valentine's Day anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't even want stuff for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, so it's.
What's nice is when we go outto eat like, because we used to
when our kids were all little,we'd like all go out to eat and
celebrate, but like we're likeno, we're in our 50s, we're
going out to eat by ourselvesfor your dad's birthday.
So we'll probably go out to eatthat night and nothing will be
crowded.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Because everybody's gone on Valentine's Day, or most
people, you know, I don't know.
He doesn't get me flowers Imean he did, I guess, when we
were dating maybe early marriage.
But like I don't, really get it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Why don't you turn that off?
I mean not turn it off, it'slike Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, we're married.
Am I still having to prove toyou that like?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's all made up anyway, it's a weird holiday.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
It's a little bit weird.
It's probably my least favorite, and in our country it must be
different because there's a ladyI know who's from Great Britain
originally.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Wait, do they do?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
it and she goes.
Well, I don't understandbecause, like everybody here
buys cards and like you don'tall buy cards, like where are we
from?
No-transcript, it's not.
(16:08):
I was like it's all about money, it's like Christmas, it's just
.
They just you know how much canthey just sell and and don't
nobody need a piece of chocolate.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You know what I mean?
We still have chocolate, westill have chocolate, we still
have, uh, christmas reeses okay,that doesn't happen in my house
I know, but we've you and momy'all are like, we still got
halloween candy.
I'm like we still do.
You need me to come overbecause, oh my gosh we still
have you don't?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
you don't eventually just chunk that in?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
the trash I mean sometimes we do, but like some
of the stuff that I mean if it'sunopened, yeah, it keeps.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You got some gummies.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
No, I don't, I need some gummy bears.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Man, Maybe you need me up with some gummy bears.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Valentine's is weird because it's like, oh, we're
going today's the day where welove people.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I don't like that, I don't like that, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
All right, this is a hot take.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Maybe it's not Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
At what age?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
speaking of gifts, first of all Valentine's.
I don't want anything.
I mean, if you want to give mea piece of chocolate, I'll eat
it, but I don't.
No, I don't expect anything.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, this year, me and Robin, we're not doing
anything.
Yeah, nothing, we're not doinganything.
Yeah, nothing.
Yeah, I don't even think I'mgetting her a card.
I don't think Maybe I willbuckle last minute and be like
yeah, yeah, I think it's justafraid you're going to get in
trouble.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
But at what point do you turn off gifts?
I'm talking For how long?
Not Christmas, but I'm talkingabout like birthdays.
How about birthdays?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Because how about birthdays?
Because I talked about thislast night.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it.
I think it's like 20.
I won't say, I want to say likearound 25, 23, 24, 25.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I you don't get your wife something for her birthday.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And you have children .
Yeah, I don't think anybody.
I think you should stop gettingbirthday presents for yourself.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh, I don't get something for myself.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
No, I'm saying, you yourself should not get birthday
presents anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that is a hot take,because some people will be like
what If you're?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
35 years old.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
And you got two kids.
Mm I can't stand getting stuff.
I don't want anything fromanybody.
Well, I?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
never know what to get.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Everything gets returned.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So that's my thing.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I can't say what I got my husband because oh, this
won't come out though.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh, it'll be Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh yeah, I can't say it.
Oh, you can't say it.
Well, I guess he's getting agift?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That's just me.
Well, I'll talk about it nexttime.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Definitely in your.
Here's the deal.
I'm 47.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
If I want something Right, I'll go buy it yeah, yeah
.
And I'll get the color I want,yep and the brand.
Yeah, or whatever, and just belike, or I'll try it on, I'll be
like, yeah, it fits great.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I mean, if you ask me , I just like somebody to take
me out to eat so I don't have tocook.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You know, that's true , and it's a sit-down.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It doesn't have to be white tablecloth, it could just
be Las Palmas man, I don't care, but I'm like it's my birthday.
Please don't make me cookdinner.
I don't want to cook dinner,you know what I mean.
Or get takeout or something.
I don't care, I do like that.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
What about birthday cakes?
Let's get into it.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Cakes are fine.
Okay If it's food related.
If somebody gives you cupcakesor cake, go for it yeah.
The same thing with Valentine's.
Yeah, if you want to getsomebody some chocolate, but
little thing of flowers.
Don't overdo it.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely oh man.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I was in Costco yesterday.
They had flowers everywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Or Costco, you can get whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Gosh Kruger had flowers.
I was sneezing like a big dogin there yesterday.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Y'all got some lilies .
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh, that's what it was.
It was the multi bouquets andthe lilies, and they were all by
the door.
They looked really great too,by the way, Kroger and Brentwood
.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
They should come in a basket with Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I know, yeah, here's the Benadryl.
Go ahead and take one nowbefore you check this out.
Good gracious, you and I are soallergic to that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, I finally realized that.
But yeah, get some Benadryl forgetting lilies.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You know when I realized it.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Wedding day when we got married.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I remember because they put the they put flowers in
the basket with some littlelike to-go food for us, because
we drove to Atlanta and it hadthe stargazed lily in it.
I didn't know.
And by the time we got toAtlanta I sounded like this I'd
have been gazing at.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Stargazing too, because Benadryl knocks me out.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And I was like I don't know what's wrong.
Finally, randall was likeyou're allergic to these flowers
.
It was not a good look for thehoneymoon.
But what are you going to do?
You know you're like can you goget me some Sudafed and some
Benadryl and three boxes ofKleenex?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It was horrible man.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, Well, maybe you don't get that's why you get
food.
Yeah, get food, don't getflowers.
Yeah, man, I'm hungry right now.
Think about it.
I want some chocolate.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, I don't want sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I don't need any gifts, but here's what I don't
want.
If you're buying me something.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Tell you what not to get me is them little chalk
hearts.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
No, just go eat some Tums.
At least you're getting somelike you know, tums taste better
.
Magnesium or calcium orwhatever's in them.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah, if you're going to eat them, chalk hearts
, do it at the dentist office.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, maybe it'll show where your plaque is or
something, I don't remember.
Them little pills you'd say.
Chew this up and we'll seewhere all the plaque is.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's kind of like what they were like.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Maybe yeah, and they got little sayings on them.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, one of them should have said be smart, throw
it in the garbage.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Don't eat this, put me down, stop it.
Yeah, so so you're not gettingyour wife any flowers or a card,
but you do love her, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, I'm just not buying her anything.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, I love my husband.
I mean, I didn't get him Atleast I got the kids a chocolate
something.
I didn't get him nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
If it's my birthday or Valentine's or something,
okay, and Robin goes.
Sorry, I didn't get youanything.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It makes me so happy, Because you're just like okay.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I'm like yes.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, right, save the money.
Is that money we?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
didn't spend.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, the best.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm going to go get eggs now.
This is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
And all the people are like well, I'm taking my
wife to a steak dinner.
That's when I go out to eat.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, we went.
It was a while back, but I wentto celebrate our neighbor's
40th.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Because it was 40th, I went to like a.
Maybe I talked about this, butI went to a Japanese place, you
know sushi and all that, oh yeah.
Right, but it was six of us.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Oh, you did talk about this.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
But he got the bill oh wow Before anybody.
It was three couples and he waslike no, I got it.
He's like this is my birthday,take everybody, I want to treat
y'all and I was like it is sonice and it was because his
wife's I think it was hergrandmother.
She said they would go out toeat like family it'd be like
yeah, she said, like you know,10, 20, like a big party right,
(23:24):
and she always paid on herbirthday.
She was like this is what I doyeah, like this is my birthday
gift yeah, I'm birthday.
She was like this is what I do,yeah, like this is my birthday
gift.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, I'm paying for it.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I was like that's strong, I like that.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That is nice.
Okay, I will say this, and it'sonly well, maybe a few years.
It was kind of when our kidswere a little bit smaller.
But I think we had a friendmaybe that did this and he's a
lot older, but for a while onrandy's birthday he would get
each kid something from him tothem oh, yeah, I was like oh,
(23:57):
and I was like what?
and he's like, no, that's what Iwant to do.
And like he's not a big, like Imean he is now like his hobby
now is plants and like gardeningbig time.
But like he was like no, I wantto do this.
One kid got a ukulele, notsomething crazy, break the bank.
But I was like, huh, okay,that's cool.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
What do you think you get?
Not that dads don't get goodgifts.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
It's awesome.
I'll use that.
It's a headlamp.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That'll come in handy later.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
And then they set it down.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Right, or they put it in the drawer with the two
other headlamps.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, Socks, those are awesome.
Yeah, it's just very.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, I do like gift cards for something, if we're
talking about you know, like,whatever it is.
Home Depot Lowe's yeah becauseI would buy him a plant, but I
don't know the right ones and heknows what he's looking at or
(25:00):
want to get seeds, or you knowwhatever.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Fastgrowingtreescom.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yes, I ordered.
Did you order some trees?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, we're on our second dogwood.
It's still hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Should it just be eventuallygrowingtreescom.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Slowdyingtreescom.
Maybe I ordered from the wrongwebsite.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, oh, I'm going to order an egg tree.
Okay, going back to Valentine'sDay when we were little, do you
remember getting those heartsuckers and the plastic was on
them and it was clear and had alittle bit of white color on the
heart?
And that would come off first.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I love those suckers.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Suckers were around back then.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Banks had them.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
We didn't call them lollipops In the South.
You called them suckers.
That's a sucker.
Yeah, banks had them.
And we didn't call themlollipops In the South.
You called them suckers.
That's a sucker.
Yeah, y'all want a sucker.
There was two types.
Yeah, there's two suckers, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Somebody that overpays.
Just look at that sucker.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Or you go to the bank you're like are we getting
suckers You'd be like.
Can we send this back to thetube?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
He wants red Regions, does all green and I think
they're green apple and that isstrong and they got numbers on
them, or letters it's alwayslike what'd you get?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I got G, what yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Maybe it spells out regions or something.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Because our boys used to get them.
Yeah, which is also kind ofweird because you're like hey,
you're two and in the backseat,yeah, take this.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Take this choking hazard while I drive around?
What?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I know Well, okay, even further.
Do you remember back in the daywhen you go to the pediatrician
and you get a sucker at the end?
This is like when I was little,so maybe like 70s, and then
eventually they changed tosugar-free?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh, I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And then eventually they got to like why are we
giving people candy?
I guess let's give them asticker covered in germs.
You know what I mean, becausediabetes, I don't know it's
probably wrong to give peoplecandy, no matter what kind of
candy it is, at the doctorprobably.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, yeah, that doesn't check out.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I mean, personally I loved crispy cream, but they
didn't do that.
So, um, but yeah, I was alwayslike, oh yeah, sugar-free, and
nobody else had those I'll saysorry.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, you said crispy cream Kreme, so I'll go ahead
and say it, we had a neighborand we still eat Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And my claim to fame.
Well, I think it was senioryear of high school junior.
You had a donut sale, yes.
So I walked home with two dozendonuts.
I ate four on the way home.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, because they're air.
It was air.
Yeah, I ate four on the wayhome.
Yeah, because they're air itwas air.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, I ate four on the way home.
And then I went to the kitchenand got a Coke canned Coke, went
to my room, watched Saved bythe Bell and Brady Bunch on my
little 13-inch TV.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Back to back, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Back to back, and while I did that, I ate another
dozen.
I ate 16 and a.
Coke.
I had two Cokes.
Two Cokes and 16 Krispy Kremedonuts.
Did you?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
pass out or have a seizure or something.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
No, I was a teenager.
I was like that was good.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Somebody needs some spinach and go run.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, no, but at our old house, our next door
neighbor, he did like packaging.
He sold packaging for, like youknow, like the peanut butter
stuff you see at costco, that'slike yeah like a powder oh right
or whatever, like he sells thatplastic oh god to them, or
(28:37):
whatever, or like packaging forlike like razors will be in, or
all kind of stuff and he askedme or one time he had crispy
cream donuts.
I was like you want a donut?
He's like no.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I was like what?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
And he goes like we sell them.
He's like I've been to theplace where they make those
boxes.
Oh, he said he'll eat a KrispyKreme donut.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Like if he goes to the place.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
And just gets it from the store.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And gets the donut and he's like, if they put it in
those boxes, I ain't touchingit.
And I was like no, I don't know, maybe he's not telling the
truth, but I trusted the guy.
I was like what is it?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
And he's like, yeah, rats.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
He's like I've seen where they store, how it's
stored.
And yeah maybe that's not right.
But I mean, we still eat themout of the box, I know, and
every time I'm like this wasprobably on the top shelf, it's
fine.
That's got to serve as somekind of immunization at that
point, but I just wanted to saythat in case you did enjoy
donuts, yeah, now you don't.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Now you don't Put the box down, put it down.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Anyway, have you been to duck donuts?
Oh the little, those are legitthose things are like we used to
get those they're like ifcrumble cookie and krispy kreme
was like they're thick, sothere's not enough sugar in
these donuts yeah, we used toget a dozen of those like oh man
(30:06):
you're doing on a payment planor something.
I mean it's kind of expensive,but every now and then we get
Duck Donuts delivered.
Ooh yeah, okay yeah, but maybethat was like a birthday or
something Valentine's.
What do you want?
Only donuts In the box, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I'll tell you what I don't like.
Sorry Is at Krispy Kreme.
Just took a turn Is when you goto checkout and you're always
getting donuts and you're I dothis every time.
I'm like 12, sorry, he'llprobably eat two, and then
you're doing math.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, and you're like , is that?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
enough.
Should I get two dozen?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
They're not that expensive.
Yeah, and there's never enough.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
But then you're at the checkout and you're like I
got a cup of donut holes, right,do I need?
The donut holes do I need toeat those on the way home
because I can't open the big box?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
no, but I can eat that.
And you got the icingeverywhere, oh yeah I can have
holes, are the fries we took ofcrispy curry.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You know what I'm saying yeah, yeah they are.
So we took our boys it was me,braxton and Carter, and then my
brother-in-law, mark, and wetook them.
They were in town and we tookthem to Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Because he loves Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh yeah, who doesn't, who doesn't I do?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
So even with the boxes, so we took them.
We go through the line, we getsome donuts.
You know, they get somechocolate milk.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
We sit down, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
So we're sitting there.
They're probably third grade,first grade you know a lot
younger and they're like kind ofeating the donuts and drinking
their milk and they're like Iwas like what you know, I drank
that milk paid for it yeah.
And they're like it kind oftastes funny.
I was like let me see it.
I snatched the milk and take aswig.
I almost spit it on the wall.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh, no, it was, it was rancid Horrible.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, horrible Like outdated, horrible like outdated
, just oh.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
So we went up to the counter like hey, this milk is
evil yeah, so y'all need toremove it so to this day.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
If I go to crispy cream or something like that
yeah I'll get a text like checkthat chocolate milk that's
amazing yeah, and it was it wasun-mazing, but yeah.
It was horrible.
Oh, poor boys, I'd rather drinkwater out of one of them boxes.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
With a straw, oh my gosh.
Yeah, I mean Valentine's Day.
Some people do the pancakes inthe heart, shape, things like
that.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
They'll do something at home happy valentine oh yeah,
or they'll put like the baconin like a yeah heart shape
around the eggs, I guess that'san easy one, oh yeah, or around
the pancakes.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Ain't nobody buying eggs, not to sound like we don't
make big yeah we don't either,but sometimes we do pancakes for
dinner and I will do bacon withit.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I'm always amazed when I watch any movie or TV
show and the kid comesdownstairs and they're like, and
they're like hey, you want somebreakfast, and there's like
pancakes and waffles and baconand a mound of fruit and just
biscuits, yeah, eggs and hashbrowns.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
and who, yeah, what in the cracker barrel is going
on in here If I made thatbreakfast.
I'd be done for the day oh yeah, first of all I'm going to pass
out, because then you got toclean it up.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, I'm going to wash dishes in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, right, because I'm going to be in a food coma
until then.
I do love breakfast food.
Right, because I'm going to bein a food coma until then.
I do love breakfast food,though, and then somebody will
come downstairs, there'll be allthat.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, and then they're just like I got to go,
I'll just have coffee.
And you're like, what'd you say?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
If I made that breakfast and somebody's like no
, I'll just have coffee, I'd belike oh, will you?
I'd be like Buddy the Elf.
I'd be like I'm about to throwyou some food in a Ziploc.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Made you lunch oh, oh , my goodness anyway, man, that
makes me want pancakes now.
So I guess, happy heart, happyCupid day yeah, enjoy your
midwinter break yeah, at thispoint they should just have one
every month.
Um, enjoy your midwinterbreak-ish.
At this point they should justhave one every month.
(34:32):
They about do anyway Mid-March,mid-february, mid I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
It's all mid.
I don't mean to.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I think that's slang for not that good.
Exactly, is it?
You just reminded me of a17-year-old.
I just butchered that.
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's so, mid Is that what they say.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's worse to share than the other jokes.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
You want to embarrass them.
Just be like you're right, thatis rad.
Oh yeah, Just keep it going,it's the best.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
The squirming just gets more and more.
Yeah, anyway, yeah Anyway wellenjoy your.
Valentine's.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Day.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Evening dinner chocolate cards flowers, lavish
gifts.
Yes, or just go to Costco getsome eggs flowers.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah 85-inch TV.
Right.
Go, grab one of them.
$20,000 necklaces they got.
You seen that madness?
Who does that?
I?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
don't think that should be at the same store.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Who's popping through there just be?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
like.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm just here for eggs, paper towels.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, that's $15,000.
That's pretty.
Let's get two of those tennisbracelets.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I'm going to do a six pack of tennis bracelets and
some of those Puma sweatpants,because they're only $14.99.
Yeah God, those people.
Yeah, y'all crazy, crazy.
That's why there's nobody thereto open that thing.
No, you ever try to getsomething out and look at it.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, good luck.
Who's doing it?
I'm not looking at it, I'mlooking at it through the glass
going.
Who's buying it?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Uh-uh.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I don't know, I can't help you there.
Y'all cry.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Sorry, I'm just going to keep the cringy.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Young slang.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I don't think that's young anymore.
They're like that's so30-year-old, I know Anyway.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Alright, happy Valentine's.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Have a good one.
Hey, real quick y'all .
Hope you liked the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I loved it, but I was cheering for the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
They didn't win.
They annihilated the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It was kind of a beatdown.
Go on, Jalen it was fun.
So Jalen Devante, LandonDickerson and how many other?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Bama's, I think six total on the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And somebody said there was at least six or seven
or eight Georgia players onthere.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, there's a lot of Georgia guys on the defense.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm getting a call, she's getting a phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's from the bank.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's from the bank.
I'll tell you in a minute.
We're going to pause it.
Hot pause, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, and you're done with your phone call.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We are back.
We are back.
But yeah, it was fun to watchthe Eagles win.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It was so, so fun.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm kind of mad the Chiefs scored.
I was kind of hoping for like agoose egg.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, me too, I'm not going to lie.
I felt like I was, you know,watching a Bama game, you know
graduate level.
But because I mean that onetouchdown, jalen to.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Devontae, that was the highlight, that was nice.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, a little muscle memory there, that was so nice,
that's good.
I might have said roll tide afew times and roll eagles.
But I know it's fly, eagles fly.
It was nice, it was roll rollnice.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What did you think of the halftime performance?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I liked it.
I liked the dancing.
I liked that there was clothing.
That's a plus.
Um, I also have a kid who knowsall his music, so he was losing
it so did you know the songs?
I am familiar with the songs.
(02:17):
I cannot recite the lyrics tothe songs but, like I said, my
my youngest can, but but yeah,so he was like oh my gosh.
I can't believe he's playingthat.
Oh my gosh, but I like thechoreography.
Samuel L Jackson, that wassuper cool.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, that guy's cool .
Yeah, when they all lined upand did like the American flag
and they had like the yes.
Yeah, that was cool.
I didn't know they had like theyes.
Yeah, that was cool.
I didn't know anything aboutKendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I didn't know what he sang.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So I was kind of torn , because when he was started, I
was like I felt like I was 100years old, because I was like
wait, what's he saying?
Yeah, like I almost turned onsubtitles.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I was like those are going to be so far behind.
They were really behind.
We had them on.
See, we didn't have them on.
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So I was like eventually I kind of started
getting it, but I couldn'tunderstand what he's saying at
first.
But then I started like okay.
At the end I was like all right, I have heard that song, yeah
yeah, but yeah, they're catchy.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Uh, next day I was in the car,I was about to go somewhere and
(03:33):
I get tired of listening to thesame music all the time.
I was like I'll just check itout so.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I downloaded his essentials on apple sure and
just played a couple.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know running errands.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
If you need to pick me up.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And I'm going to show my car ignorance here Also, my
son would probably.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh, the car he got out of the.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Grand.
They call it Grand National.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, I read a thing that that's the.
That's the kind of car his dadhad.
Oh, that's the kind of car hisdad had.
Okay, he was like that's thekind of car I could be messing
this up.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, that he grew up with.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
He's like that's what I came home from the hospital
in and my dad was what do yousay, drove me home from the
hospital bumping Big Daddy Kanein a car like that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay, so I guess, that's why.
So they call it Grand National,but it sure does look like a
Buick Regal or something fromthe 80s.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think all those kind of look the same.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, the big two-door with the doors just
like 12 feet long.
Remember that we had a PontiacGrand Prix.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You had a Grand Prix, you had a Cutlass, we had an
Old Mobile Cutlass Supreme,cutlass Supreme.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Buick Regals were like that.
I think with the big two-door,you know real plush seats,
pretty much a recliner inside.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Remember those seats, big engine.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Big engine.
The hood was like 20 feet long.
You know, you just feel.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm going to get I mean my car's already there, but
I'll be there in a minute.
Remember how long those carswere.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I had a buddy during college age.
I want to say my college years.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And he had a Cutlass.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, he got one.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I think it was like 86, something like that, and it
was like burgundy interior.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yes, I think it was brown, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And I had to drive it from his house one day or
something to come get him.
He was like, just bring my car.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You can drive it and that it was like sitting on the
most comfortable sofa.
Yeah, I was like just kick back.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, I was like man, I could fall asleep in this car
and the steering wheels were sosmooth like the steering on
those, yeah, and the engineswere ginormous.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Anyway, but yeah they were.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, so that was pretty cool.
But yeah, I like that game.
It was probably the Super Bowl.
I've been the most excited forthe actual game for maybe in my
whole life, I guess, becausemaybe I think the Seahawks
played in one one year.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Maybe not with back when they had Sean Alexander
Sean.
Alexander I think I don't hadSean Alexander Sean.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Alexander, I think I don't know.
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I remember I always pulled for the Bills because
they went to four in a row andlost all four.
And then I was like I'm kind ofdone with y'all, yeah, but yeah
, this one was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It was good.
Did you have some special SuperBowl food like we talked about?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh no, we did.
Did you have some special SuperBowl food like we talked about?
Oh no, we did.
What did we?
Do Just hamburgers, hot dogs,oh nice, we made a buffalo
chicken dip.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay, so we just had one dip.
I made buffalo dip, didn't haveany chicken in it.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It was just like the dip, the dip.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It was kind of low-key.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, we didn't have any pay-overs.
We didn't either.
It was real low-key.
It was kind of raining cold.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah, the weather has been nasty.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's nasty right now.
I did get the last box of wingsat Publix, though, like there
was all these people that hadplaced orders.
They were standing waiting forthem from the deli, but they had
one box of New Orleans style.
I'm sorry, that's my newfavorite Rosemary garlic and
something else.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Speaking of New Orleans style.
What?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
do you?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
think of John Batiste's National Anthem.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well, the part I saw, I loved it.
Because we recorded it, but weset it to record at 5.30 and not
like pre-game you could justYouTube it.
Yeah, I know I haven't done ityet he did a different.
(07:37):
Yeah, I kind of liked thedifferent take.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I did too.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
And he wasn't trying to hit the note in the sky
either, it was just very him.
Yeah, I love that guy.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It was just a New Orleans anthem.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And I like that he did it because he's from there.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, that guy's awesome Valentine's Day is
coming up.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Friday it is in two days.
Yeah, your kids are out ofschool for it, right?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, out of school.
It's oh sorry, it's midwinter'sbreak, that's right before
spring break.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Is there going to be a mid-spring?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But after fall there's a lot of breaks.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, I want one.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They're out Friday and Monday.
Uh-huh, they're out Friday andMonday.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So they will not get to.
They won't get to have aValentine's party at school.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You know all the elementary schools are going.
We're going to do it onThursday instead, since the kids
are out on Friday.
Yeah, mm-hmm, go get yourcookies, go get your little box
of Valentines.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What do you get the teacher?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Remember that Do you get the teacher something on
Valentine's.
You know they don't want thatyou know.
What they want is chocolate.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
That's what I was.
I'd just be like.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Here's what I like.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I want a gift card.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
How about a gas card, doggone?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
We used to get them.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I want some eggs.
Yeah, oh Dog gone.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We used to get them Some eggs.
Yeah, oh, that's nice, that'snot a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, get her a dozen eggs, man A dozen roses.
Yeah, a dozen eggs.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh man, do you want organic or yeah, go to Costco.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, yeah man that's yeah.
Well, I was at Publix the dayof the Super Bowl like a crazy
person and I wasn't there to buyeggs.
I was there to buy wings andMacon's for the buffalo dip, but
there were no eggs, except foron the top row.
So, like the ones that are $9,you know whatever Organic.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Right organic right baby since birth chickens yeah,
these have a dollar bill insideeach one dollar dollar bill.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Um, they sit on a chaise lounge when they're not
laying the eggs.
Yeah, those were the only onesthat were left and I was like
I'm gonna go eggless, I ain'tyeah.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
What about?
What is it like?
The egg, just the egg whites.
The egg whites or, like you,pour it out of the.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, ain't got no yolks in it.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, I don't get.
Well, are those going to be?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
more expensive?
I haven't looked.
I don't buy those.
They're in some kind of carton.
I don't know if I believe inthat.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I mean, I know, the bird flew, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, they've had to yeah, whatever yeah?
I know it's.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, I'm, I'm going eggless right now, and that
ain't no yolk.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm the worst.
I'm full of dad jokes.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh, sorry, I just have to say this.
So I saw a dad joke andnormally I couldn't help it.
It looked like the Shire inLord of the Rings.
And there was two pictures.
There was one that just lookednormal and then one that had a
wagon with a big bottle on it, acertain bottle, and the top one
(11:05):
said it was the best of Shires,it was the worst of Shires.
I laughed for way too long.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I read that thing like six times.
And I was like every time I waslike it, it's better than it
was two seconds ago those aregood.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It was the worst of showers.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
That is brilliant that's a strong I'd wear that on
the shirt.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
This is where I am in life.
That says a lot.
You're like I'm just gonna stoptalking yeah, anyway, sorry uh,
yeah, but anyway.
So, but new, but New OrleansWings Publix Deli.
If they don't have them put inorder, they were good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, valentine'sDay.
(11:51):
Well, we don't do anything.
No, I'm going to lie.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You do something, I do get my kids something
chocolate.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I know I have two grown out of the house, one's
married, but I got, you know,even just even if it's just a
Reese's heart, I get, I get hima piece of something chocolate,
some chocolate.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We were at Kroger, me and Robin.
I guess it was Saturday morningor something like that.
Days are all.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, doesn't matter anymore, doesn't matter, it was
raining.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
We were at Kroger and I was like, oh, they got little
Valentine's, you know likelittle baskets or whatever I had
like a little stuffed animal orwhatever, but mainly some candy
.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
And I was like we could just get them something
like that, it'd just be easy.
Yeah, it was like 25.
I was like uh, and then I waslike oh, here's a little one.
It looked like a mailbox orsomething yeah, I had like four
little pieces of candy in it,like it was ten dollars, what,
yeah, and I was like nope, uh-uh, send that back down.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, you know what I got so we're just getting them.
Some candy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, we'll just go to Five Below and grab a couple
things.
You know the little things thatlook like the candy canes at
Christmas time, and they'reclear and they're either full of
M&Ms.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, they have heart ones, and so I got everybody
Reese's and my son-in-law.
I got him Kit Kat.
No, but he loves Kit Kat, justHershey Kisses ones because he
likes Hershey Kisses.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I feel like we just talk about food sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I know Well, this is where we are people, because
there's a lot to talk about.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
They ought to make little tubes like that with eggs
in them.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I'm saying Is that?
A Cadbury egg, but those werecheap.
I got them at.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Kroger, did you see where chocolate's going up like
20% now?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Like right before Chocolate coffee.
I always get sketched out withthat.
They're like it's a gas onMemorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, they're like chocolate's going up.
I'm like oh how convenient onFebruary 10th Wonder why?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, I know I ain't falling for that.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
That's ridiculous.
So yeah, friday, my kid is notout of school.
He's not in the same districtas yours, but he's out of school
on Monday he goes.
What are we doing on Monday?
I was like I don't know, I'mgoing to work, Probably laundry
(14:16):
in my guess he could do some ofhis laundry, because I don't
technically do his laundry, so Iknow, when I haven't seen it in
a while I'm like hmm what'sgoing on in?
Your closet.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Where's that smell?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, but yeah, so Randall's birthday is the day
after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's kind of nice and awful.
What do you get to?
Well, we're not like huge, likeoh, will you get me something
for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's kind of nice and awful.
What do you get to?
Well, we're not like huge, like, oh, will you get me something
for Valentine's Day anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't even want stuff for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, so it's.
What's nice is when we go outto eat like, because we used to
when our kids were all little,we'd like all go out to eat and
celebrate, but like we're likeno, we're in our 50s, we're
going out to eat by ourselvesfor your dad's birthday.
So we'll probably go out to eatthat night and nothing will be
crowded.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Because everybody's gone on Valentine's Day, or most
people, you know, I don't know.
He doesn't get me flowers Imean he did, I guess, when we
were dating maybe early marriage.
But like I don't, really get it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Why don't you turn that off?
I mean not turn it off, it'slike Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, we're married.
Am I still having to prove toyou that like?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's all made up anyway, it's a weird holiday.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
It's a little bit weird.
It's probably my least favorite, and in our country it must be
different because there's a ladyI know who's from Great Britain
originally.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Wait, do they do?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
it and she goes.
Well, I don't understandbecause, like everybody here
buys cards and like you don'tall buy cards, like where are we
from?
No-transcript, it's not.
(16:08):
I was like it's all about money, it's like Christmas, it's just
.
They just you know how much canthey just sell and and don't
nobody need a piece of chocolate.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You know what I mean?
We still have chocolate, westill have chocolate, we still
have, uh, christmas reeses okay,that doesn't happen in my house
I know, but we've you and momy'all are like, we still got
halloween candy.
I'm like we still do.
You need me to come overbecause, oh my gosh we still
have you don't?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
you don't eventually just chunk that in?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
the trash I mean sometimes we do, but like some
of the stuff that I mean if it'sunopened, yeah, it keeps.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You got some gummies.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
No, I don't, I need some gummy bears.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Man, Maybe you need me up with some gummy bears.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Valentine's is weird because it's like, oh, we're
going today's the day where welove people.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I don't like that, I don't like that, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
All right, this is a hot take.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Maybe it's not Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
At what age?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
speaking of gifts, first of all Valentine's.
I don't want anything.
I mean, if you want to give mea piece of chocolate, I'll eat
it, but I don't.
No, I don't expect anything.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, this year, me and Robin, we're not doing
anything.
Yeah, nothing, we're not doinganything.
Yeah, nothing.
Yeah, I don't even think I'mgetting her a card.
I don't think Maybe I willbuckle last minute and be like
yeah, yeah, I think it's justafraid you're going to get in
trouble.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
But at what point do you turn off gifts?
I'm talking For how long?
Not Christmas, but I'm talkingabout like birthdays.
How about birthdays?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Because how about birthdays?
Because I talked about thislast night.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it.
I think it's like 20.
I won't say, I want to say likearound 25, 23, 24, 25.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I you don't get your wife something for her birthday.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And you have children .
Yeah, I don't think anybody.
I think you should stop gettingbirthday presents for yourself.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh, I don't get something for myself.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
No, I'm saying, you yourself should not get birthday
presents anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that is a hot take,because some people will be like
what If you're?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
35 years old.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
And you got two kids.
Mm I can't stand getting stuff.
I don't want anything fromanybody.
Well, I?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
never know what to get.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Everything gets returned.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So that's my thing.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I can't say what I got my husband because oh, this
won't come out though.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh, it'll be Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh yeah, I can't say it.
Oh, you can't say it.
Well, I guess he's getting agift?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That's just me.
Well, I'll talk about it nexttime.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Definitely in your.
Here's the deal.
I'm 47.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
If I want something Right, I'll go buy it yeah, yeah
.
And I'll get the color I want,yep and the brand.
Yeah, or whatever, and just belike, or I'll try it on, I'll be
like, yeah, it fits great.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I mean, if you ask me , I just like somebody to take
me out to eat so I don't have tocook.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You know, that's true , and it's a sit-down.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It doesn't have to be white tablecloth, it could just
be Las Palmas man, I don't care, but I'm like it's my birthday.
Please don't make me cookdinner.
I don't want to cook dinner,you know what I mean.
Or get takeout or something.
I don't care, I do like that.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
What about birthday cakes?
Let's get into it.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Cakes are fine.
Okay If it's food related.
If somebody gives you cupcakesor cake, go for it yeah.
The same thing with Valentine's.
Yeah, if you want to getsomebody some chocolate, but
little thing of flowers.
Don't overdo it.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely oh man.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I was in Costco yesterday.
They had flowers everywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Or Costco, you can get whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Gosh Kruger had flowers.
I was sneezing like a big dogin there yesterday.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Y'all got some lilies .
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh, that's what it was.
It was the multi bouquets andthe lilies, and they were all by
the door.
They looked really great too,by the way, Kroger and Brentwood
.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
They should come in a basket with Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I know, yeah, here's the Benadryl.
Go ahead and take one nowbefore you check this out.
Good gracious, you and I are soallergic to that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, I finally realized that.
But yeah, get some Benadryl forgetting lilies.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You know when I realized it.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Wedding day when we got married.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I remember because they put the they put flowers in
the basket with some littlelike to-go food for us, because
we drove to Atlanta and it hadthe stargazed lily in it.
I didn't know.
And by the time we got toAtlanta I sounded like this I'd
have been gazing at.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Stargazing too, because Benadryl knocks me out.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And I was like I don't know what's wrong.
Finally, randall was likeyou're allergic to these flowers
.
It was not a good look for thehoneymoon.
But what are you going to do?
You know you're like can you goget me some Sudafed and some
Benadryl and three boxes ofKleenex?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It was horrible man.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, Well, maybe you don't get that's why you get
food.
Yeah, get food, don't getflowers.
Yeah, man, I'm hungry right now.
Think about it.
I want some chocolate.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, I don't want sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I don't need any gifts, but here's what I don't
want.
If you're buying me something.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Tell you what not to get me is them little chalk
hearts.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
No, just go eat some Tums.
At least you're getting somelike you know, tums taste better
.
Magnesium or calcium orwhatever's in them.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah, if you're going to eat them, chalk hearts
, do it at the dentist office.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, maybe it'll show where your plaque is or
something, I don't remember.
Them little pills you'd say.
Chew this up and we'll seewhere all the plaque is.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's kind of like what they were like.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Maybe yeah, and they got little sayings on them.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, one of them should have said be smart, throw
it in the garbage.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Don't eat this, put me down, stop it.
Yeah, so so you're not gettingyour wife any flowers or a card,
but you do love her, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, I'm just not buying her anything.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, I love my husband.
I mean, I didn't get him Atleast I got the kids a chocolate
something.
I didn't get him nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
If it's my birthday or Valentine's or something,
okay, and Robin goes.
Sorry, I didn't get youanything.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It makes me so happy, Because you're just like okay.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I'm like yes.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, right, save the money.
Is that money we?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
didn't spend.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, the best.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm going to go get eggs now.
This is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
And all the people are like well, I'm taking my
wife to a steak dinner.
That's when I go out to eat.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, we went.
It was a while back, but I wentto celebrate our neighbor's
40th.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Because it was 40th, I went to like a.
Maybe I talked about this, butI went to a Japanese place, you
know sushi and all that, oh yeah.
Right, but it was six of us.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Oh, you did talk about this.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
But he got the bill oh wow Before anybody.
It was three couples and he waslike no, I got it.
He's like this is my birthday,take everybody, I want to treat
y'all and I was like it is sonice and it was because his
wife's I think it was hergrandmother.
She said they would go out toeat like family it'd be like
yeah, she said, like you know,10, 20, like a big party right,
(23:24):
and she always paid on herbirthday.
She was like this is what I doyeah, like this is my birthday
gift yeah, I'm birthday.
She was like this is what I do,yeah, like this is my birthday
gift.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, I'm paying for it.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I was like that's strong, I like that.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That is nice.
Okay, I will say this, and it'sonly well, maybe a few years.
It was kind of when our kidswere a little bit smaller.
But I think we had a friendmaybe that did this and he's a
lot older, but for a while onrandy's birthday he would get
each kid something from him tothem oh, yeah, I was like oh,
(23:57):
and I was like what?
and he's like, no, that's what Iwant to do.
And like he's not a big, like Imean he is now like his hobby
now is plants and like gardeningbig time.
But like he was like no, I wantto do this.
One kid got a ukulele, notsomething crazy, break the bank.
But I was like, huh, okay,that's cool.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
What do you think you get?
Not that dads don't get goodgifts.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
It's awesome.
I'll use that.
It's a headlamp.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That'll come in handy later.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
And then they set it down.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Right, or they put it in the drawer with the two
other headlamps.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, Socks, those are awesome.
Yeah, it's just very.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, I do like gift cards for something, if we're
talking about you know, like,whatever it is.
Home Depot Lowe's yeah becauseI would buy him a plant, but I
don't know the right ones and heknows what he's looking at or
(25:00):
want to get seeds, or you knowwhatever.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Fastgrowingtreescom.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yes, I ordered.
Did you order some trees?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, we're on our second dogwood.
It's still hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Should it just be eventuallygrowingtreescom.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Slowdyingtreescom.
Maybe I ordered from the wrongwebsite.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, oh, I'm going to order an egg tree.
Okay, going back to Valentine'sDay when we were little, do you
remember getting those heartsuckers and the plastic was on
them and it was clear and had alittle bit of white color on the
heart?
And that would come off first.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I love those suckers.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Suckers were around back then.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Banks had them.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
We didn't call them lollipops In the South.
You called them suckers.
That's a sucker.
Yeah, banks had them.
And we didn't call themlollipops In the South.
You called them suckers.
That's a sucker.
Yeah, y'all want a sucker.
There was two types.
Yeah, there's two suckers, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Somebody that overpays.
Just look at that sucker.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Or you go to the bank you're like are we getting
suckers You'd be like.
Can we send this back to thetube?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
He wants red Regions, does all green and I think
they're green apple and that isstrong and they got numbers on
them, or letters it's alwayslike what'd you get?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I got G, what yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Maybe it spells out regions or something.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Because our boys used to get them.
Yeah, which is also kind ofweird because you're like hey,
you're two and in the backseat,yeah, take this.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Take this choking hazard while I drive around?
What?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I know Well, okay, even further.
Do you remember back in the daywhen you go to the pediatrician
and you get a sucker at the end?
This is like when I was little,so maybe like 70s, and then
eventually they changed tosugar-free?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh, I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And then eventually they got to like why are we
giving people candy?
I guess let's give them asticker covered in germs.
You know what I mean, becausediabetes, I don't know it's
probably wrong to give peoplecandy, no matter what kind of
candy it is, at the doctorprobably.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, yeah, that doesn't check out.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I mean, personally I loved crispy cream, but they
didn't do that.
So, um, but yeah, I was alwayslike, oh yeah, sugar-free, and
nobody else had those I'll saysorry.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, you said crispy cream Kreme, so I'll go ahead
and say it, we had a neighborand we still eat Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And my claim to fame.
Well, I think it was senioryear of high school junior.
You had a donut sale, yes.
So I walked home with two dozendonuts.
I ate four on the way home.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, because they're air.
It was air.
Yeah, I ate four on the wayhome.
Yeah, because they're air itwas air.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, I ate four on the way home.
And then I went to the kitchenand got a Coke canned Coke, went
to my room, watched Saved bythe Bell and Brady Bunch on my
little 13-inch TV.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Back to back, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Back to back, and while I did that, I ate another
dozen.
I ate 16 and a.
Coke.
I had two Cokes.
Two Cokes and 16 Krispy Kremedonuts.
Did you?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
pass out or have a seizure or something.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
No, I was a teenager.
I was like that was good.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Somebody needs some spinach and go run.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, no, but at our old house, our next door
neighbor, he did like packaging.
He sold packaging for, like youknow, like the peanut butter
stuff you see at costco, that'slike yeah like a powder oh right
or whatever, like he sells thatplastic oh god to them, or
(28:37):
whatever, or like packaging forlike like razors will be in, or
all kind of stuff and he askedme or one time he had crispy
cream donuts.
I was like you want a donut?
He's like no.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I was like what?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
And he goes like we sell them.
He's like I've been to theplace where they make those
boxes.
Oh, he said he'll eat a KrispyKreme donut.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Like if he goes to the place.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
And just gets it from the store.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And gets the donut and he's like, if they put it in
those boxes, I ain't touchingit.
And I was like no, I don't know, maybe he's not telling the
truth, but I trusted the guy.
I was like what is it?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
And he's like, yeah, rats.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
He's like I've seen where they store, how it's
stored.
And yeah maybe that's not right.
But I mean, we still eat themout of the box, I know, and
every time I'm like this wasprobably on the top shelf, it's
fine.
That's got to serve as somekind of immunization at that
point, but I just wanted to saythat in case you did enjoy
donuts, yeah, now you don't.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Now you don't Put the box down, put it down.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Anyway, have you been to duck donuts?
Oh the little, those are legitthose things are like we used to
get those they're like ifcrumble cookie and krispy kreme
was like they're thick, sothere's not enough sugar in
these donuts yeah, we used toget a dozen of those like oh man
(30:06):
you're doing on a payment planor something.
I mean it's kind of expensive,but every now and then we get
Duck Donuts delivered.
Ooh yeah, okay yeah, but maybethat was like a birthday or
something Valentine's.
What do you want?
Only donuts In the box, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I'll tell you what I don't like.
Sorry Is at Krispy Kreme.
Just took a turn Is when you goto checkout and you're always
getting donuts and you're I dothis every time.
I'm like 12, sorry, he'llprobably eat two, and then
you're doing math.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, and you're like , is that?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
enough.
Should I get two dozen?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
They're not that expensive.
Yeah, and there's never enough.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
But then you're at the checkout and you're like I
got a cup of donut holes, right,do I need?
The donut holes do I need toeat those on the way home
because I can't open the big box?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
no, but I can eat that.
And you got the icingeverywhere, oh yeah I can have
holes, are the fries we took ofcrispy curry.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You know what I'm saying yeah, yeah they are.
So we took our boys it was me,braxton and Carter, and then my
brother-in-law, mark, and wetook them.
They were in town and we tookthem to Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Because he loves Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh yeah, who doesn't, who doesn't I do?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
So even with the boxes, so we took them.
We go through the line, we getsome donuts.
You know, they get somechocolate milk.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
We sit down, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
So we're sitting there.
They're probably third grade,first grade you know a lot
younger and they're like kind ofeating the donuts and drinking
their milk and they're like Iwas like what you know, I drank
that milk paid for it yeah.
And they're like it kind oftastes funny.
I was like let me see it.
I snatched the milk and take aswig.
I almost spit it on the wall.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh, no, it was, it was rancid Horrible.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, horrible Like outdated, horrible like outdated
, just oh.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
So we went up to the counter like hey, this milk is
evil yeah, so y'all need toremove it so to this day.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
If I go to crispy cream or something like that
yeah I'll get a text like checkthat chocolate milk that's
amazing yeah, and it was it wasun-mazing, but yeah.
It was horrible.
Oh, poor boys, I'd rather drinkwater out of one of them boxes.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
With a straw, oh my gosh.
Yeah, I mean Valentine's Day.
Some people do the pancakes inthe heart, shape, things like
that.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
They'll do something at home happy valentine oh yeah,
or they'll put like the baconin like a yeah heart shape
around the eggs, I guess that'san easy one, oh yeah, or around
the pancakes.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Ain't nobody buying eggs, not to sound like we don't
make big yeah we don't either,but sometimes we do pancakes for
dinner and I will do bacon withit.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I'm always amazed when I watch any movie or TV
show and the kid comesdownstairs and they're like, and
they're like hey, you want somebreakfast, and there's like
pancakes and waffles and baconand a mound of fruit and just
biscuits, yeah, eggs and hashbrowns.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
and who, yeah, what in the cracker barrel is going
on in here If I made thatbreakfast.
I'd be done for the day oh yeah, first of all I'm going to pass
out, because then you got toclean it up.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, I'm going to wash dishes in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, right, because I'm going to be in a food coma
until then.
I do love breakfast food.
Right, because I'm going to bein a food coma until then.
I do love breakfast food,though, and then somebody will
come downstairs, there'll be allthat.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, and then they're just like I got to go,
I'll just have coffee.
And you're like, what'd you say?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
If I made that breakfast and somebody's like no
, I'll just have coffee, I'd belike oh, will you?
I'd be like Buddy the Elf.
I'd be like I'm about to throwyou some food in a Ziploc.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Made you lunch oh, oh , my goodness anyway, man, that
makes me want pancakes now.
So I guess, happy heart, happyCupid day yeah, enjoy your
midwinter break yeah, at thispoint they should just have one
every month.
Um, enjoy your midwinterbreak-ish.
At this point they should justhave one every month.
(34:32):
They about do anyway Mid-March,mid-february, mid I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
It's all mid.
I don't mean to.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I think that's slang for not that good.
Exactly, is it?
You just reminded me of a17-year-old.
I just butchered that.
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's so, mid Is that what they say.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's worse to share than the other jokes.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
You want to embarrass them.
Just be like you're right, thatis rad.
Oh yeah, Just keep it going,it's the best.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
The squirming just gets more and more.
Yeah, anyway, yeah Anyway wellenjoy your.
Valentine's.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Day.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Evening dinner chocolate cards flowers, lavish
gifts.
Yes, or just go to Costco getsome eggs flowers.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah 85-inch TV.
Right.
Go, grab one of them.
$20,000 necklaces they got.
You seen that madness?
Who does that?
I?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
don't think that should be at the same store.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Who's popping through there just be?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
like.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm just here for eggs, paper towels.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, that's $15,000.
That's pretty.
Let's get two of those tennisbracelets.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I'm going to do a six pack of tennis bracelets and
some of those Puma sweatpants,because they're only $14.99.
Yeah God, those people.
Yeah, y'all crazy, crazy.
That's why there's nobody thereto open that thing.
No, you ever try to getsomething out and look at it.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, good luck.
Who's doing it?
I'm not looking at it, I'mlooking at it through the glass
going.
Who's buying it?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Uh-uh.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I don't know, I can't help you there.
Y'all cry.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Sorry, I'm just going to keep the cringy.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Young slang.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I don't think that's young anymore.
They're like that's so30-year-old, I know Anyway.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Alright, happy Valentine's.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Have a good one.
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