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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome to hey Real Quick.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It has been.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah sorry, we don't I, it has been.
Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We don't.
I know Life, you know life.
Back to school, back to Back toreality.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Reality is crazy sometimes.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, it is bonkers.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
A little more crazy than other reality.
That's where I've been lately,but whatever um, yeah it's a
little bit fallish today yeah,because something saturday in
september.
That was my stomach growling,but it was a saturday.
It's a saturday in septemberand it rained all night.
Last night and yesterday it was95 and today's going to be like
(01:02):
70.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, and today's also Saturday.
You just said that like twice,maybe, yeah.
Anyway, something weirdhappened last night.
Something was like it wascoming down from the sky and it
was like Some loud noises.
Wet and it was like in droplets.
Yeah, oh, it's rain it hasn'trained in forever forever our
(01:28):
hayfield was like thank you,yeah, in other words, our lawn.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, because the first of the summer was like
this is crazy.
This is amazing because it waslike raining all the time and
you know, like maybe we'll makeit to the end of the summer
without dead grass.
But yeah, I loved it.
I love a good thunderstorm.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yes, yeah, I sleep a little bit of thunder.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, not crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, pretty constant .
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It was nice but anyway, kind of random.
One reason we haven't beendoing a lot of podcast is
because we're working onreaction videos.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yes, we are.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I guess we're the only people that have not done a
reaction video on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think we're the last two.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I think we were the last podcast ever created and
we'll be the last ones to tryreaction videos.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yep, but you should check them out yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
We're going to try it .
It's a lot of podcast material,a lot of retro, a lot of 80s.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Sticking our toe in.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Old cheesy commercials.
Yep, showbiz pizza Stuff likethat.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Right.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Quincy's Steakhouse, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, taking you back .
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Trying it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Trying it out.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I like it.
What else is going on, besidesoccasional rain and technical
difficulties?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Riveting, um, let's see, yeah, um, we're just doing
a lot of life stuff.
You know like two of our kidsare out of the house, one is a
senior in high school, has apart-time job.
We're working a lot, so we'reall in different directions.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
But that also means we're older, so you know in our
50s.
So my husband just did acolonoscopy a month ago, His
first ever.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That was his first.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yes, so not to get in the weeds, but some insurance
covers it starting at 45.
Some is 50.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Did they find any more insurance?
Sure didn't cover the rest ofit.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But yeah, so we, he did his.
I have one at 40 because I liketo, I'm advanced, super fun.
And then I have one Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So tomorrow starts's a fun week.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, Crazy weekend Crazy.
What are you doing?
I'm hitting the Gatorade, sotomorrow is liquid diet and
apparently you do a low residuediet.
I know everybody wants to knowall this, but basically it's a
bunch of white bread and whitepasta and you know nothing with
like the skin on it.
Like if it's a bunch of whitebread and white pasta and you
know nothing with like the skinon it.
Like if it's a potato, it can'tbe fried but it can't have the
(04:10):
skin on it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So that knocks out fries, so just bread and you
know nothing with a peel, verystuff that, like I guess,
doesn't leave residue.
Don't they have equipment thatcan handle this stuff.
Like you have to change yourwhatever.
You got to basically do thework of the Roto-Rooter before
you go in.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You should be all good.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
They're just going with a camera.
Yeah, I got it Not to get TMIabout it, but if you're
listening, to this.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You probably have.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
That's a fun weekend it is I am not looking forward
to it, but mine's at 8 am onMonday, man.
So I was like I would get alater one.
I was like you know what?
You would get so hungry thatyou want to eat your arm,
because if you prep the daybefore but they don't get you in
for the procedure till 2 pm,you are hating life.
Don't do it, get an early one,just get it over with.
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So his prep, let me get into it.
His prep was all by stuff overthe counter you go buy a bottle
of Miralax which is lax.
that's what it is, and it'spowder it's in a bottle and you
throw it in some Gatorade andyou mix it up and you drink that
twice until you've drunk it allup.
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And then there's like anotherthing called dulcolax, which are
little tablets that are alsolax, and you do those things and
then you just drink water,gatorade, any clear liquids,
anything that's not red or, yeah, purple or something like that,
and you're good to go.
Mine was.
You get it from the pharmacy.
(05:43):
They do it all different.
I can't stand it.
Let me tell you somebody sodiumbicarbonate.
Basically, it's a bunch ofEpsom salt in a milk jug.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You got the jug.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The jug.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
What is?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
it 2,000?
Yes, it is.
I got the jug.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That is not fine, that I mix it no.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And it's like like don't throw it up.
It said don't throw it up.
Well, I'm trying not to joycebut, here's the deal.
It's gonna make me gag, yeah so, but you know what?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
only have things supposed to add into it water
one ounce of malacon drops Idon't know what that is when you
had babies.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
If your baby's ever had gas and couldn't get the
burps up, you got this littledropper oh yeah drop it in their
mouth.
It's basically like anti-gas orgas x for babies and helps
dissolve the bubbles orsomething, and there is a flavor
packet, but I'm not lookingforward to it.
I have a really perturbed lookon my face right now.
(06:39):
Too bad, this isn't a reactionvideo flavor packet I packet I
am, it is a jug.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And I was like, oh, I've done the jug.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So you know they call you before any procedure and
send you about 12,000 texts.
Nowadays you know you can go inand get a mold check.
You've already checked in fourtimes before the appointment.
Anyway, the lady was like, yeah, just shake it up.
And I was like, ok, can I keepshaking it?
She's like, yeah, if it'seasier to drink it chilled, I'm
like I said, why did my husbandget to have blue Gatorade?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And like 20 ounces and he's done.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, and his was easier.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
She was like well, everybody does it different and
Randy was like you went to thewrong doctor, but yeah, that's,
I did the jug and it's kind oflike in the movie Raisin Arizona
.
That's what you feel like.
It's like, have you?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
eaten sand and we ate sand.
Yeah, it's kind of likedrinking sand.
Yeah, because it's all at thebottom of the jug, right?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
now I got about three-fourths of the way with
that jug and I was like youdidn't finish it.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, I was like, if this mess yeah.
Forget the procedure, forgetthe IV.
Even I don't want to do the IV,but I'd rather do the IV than
drink that jug.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I guess I will say this Can I divert Speaking?
I think I would and I don'tlike.
I don't think anybody likes acolonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I would rather do that than watch Alabama play
sorry, like they did againstFlorida State, Because today is
Saturday in college football?
Yes, you talking about.
It was like a colonoscopy onthe field.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, like it was so painful, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Like watching that I was like this team.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, I'd rather be put under for that game.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, if I'm yeah, maybe I should have got an IV.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Count backwards.
Before that game yeah, it wasugly.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, yeah, some of the coaches should have got an
IV.
Put something in there.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Man yeah, give him some Gatorade, give him an
energy drink.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, Everybody looked asleep and just kind of
like I guess we scored.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Wake up.
Sorry, somebody didn't havetheir coffee.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Or a colonoscopy, or an energy drink, or a good
night's sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe they need Molycon, I don't know, I don't
have gas yeah, is the gas bubblecausing you to just stand there
?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
yeah we have gotten into it, haven't we?
Can you tell how we feel?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
sorry, but I think you can speaking of trash or, um
, sorry roll tide.
I hope they play better.
I'll always be a fan.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, and I'll always pull for them.
Yeah, people are like what arewe going to do?
I'm like, well, I'm still goingto wake up.
I'm not going to go burn myshirts, yeah, but I mean come on
, I mean the grand scheme of it.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
they've ruined college football and I don't
care anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But that's fine, but like, like yeah it's.
I don't like it.
I'm going to go play over here.
They'll pay me better.
Well, guess what?
That's not really collegefootball.
That's not school football.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
School's no longer.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's the NFL with a band.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, quit kidding us .
Yeah, sorry, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Coming in hot.
Speaking of trash, I looked atour trash bill.
I guess we'll call it thatWaste management.
That's, who picks up our trash?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I think mine's in with the water or something.
We're not metro.
Oh yeah, so if you, live inDavidson County.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You're metro and your trash is just kind of worked in
.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Right.
So I looked at our bill theother day and I was like whoa, I
was like that's kind of high,because y'all know how trash
works Well.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No Comcast or.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Xfinity, you call, you get it down and then, like
eight months later you're likeoh, it's back up to what it was
and plus $30.
That's weird, exactly, and thenyou're like why is this so
expensive?
And they're like well bye.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
They don't care, they do not care, they want your
money.
And then they say bye-bye, sowe looked at it.
Should I just say?
Then you want me to just saywhat it was?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It doesn't matter.
Okay, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
So when we moved here , this is per quarter.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay, per quarter.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I think our trash was $165.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
To pick it up for three months.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
For three months.
Not crazy, not crazy, butthat's recycling yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know, whatever, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And I think it went up to like $185.
Wow Right to like $185.
Wow, right, okay, and then Ithink it went up to like $205.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, and then I think it went up to like $240.
For three months, for threemonths, $80 a month.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
The other day I looked yeah, $337.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Every three months.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Every three months to pick up our trash.
Here's the deal.
So we get on there and we startlooking at the bill.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
First of all, they didn't go up that much on their
rate to pick up the container.
Or maybe they went up like $10on the container or something,
but before they went up a crazyamount, they also had a $20
sorting fee.
So they're charging us to sortour recycling Also.
(12:09):
Don't believe that.
Don't believe there's a guylike I got plastic.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah you're not doing it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
So then lately I was like well, what's the big bump?
There was a $49 energy fee,yeah, which I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Is that energy drinks for Bob?
Who's doing the sorting?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm running out of energy to put up with this mess
so I get on the website.
I was like this is garbage.
Sorry, I was like we are notdoing this anymore, uh-uh.
And Robin was like what she waslike?
Uh-uh.
She was like we can take it tothe dump ourselves.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
So I get on the website, go to the waste
management.
No, I got on my phone.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I was like I'm going to call them.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I can't wait to talk to these people, oh yeah.
So I get on the phone?
No, I didn't get on the phonebecause there's no phone number.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I looked for 10 minutes, finally got a number,
call it and it says for fasterservice, go to our app, our
website, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, goodbye, and just hangs
up.
So I was like, okay, so we geton the computer.
You know you're serious at homewhen you're like you're not
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doing it on your phone.
You're like, let's go to thecomputer.
Yeah right Big screen.
Let's pull it up.
Let's really tackle this.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
So we get on there and then we're trying to find it
.
We're like all right, rightthere, cancel service, do it?
Yeah.
Click on cancel service and itsays you're not eligible to
cancel service online at thismoment, or something like that.
I'm like we pay you.
Yeah, yeah I can kind of decidewhat I want ever.
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I want to cancel right so itsays click here and someone will
call you to resolve your issuethis is the most gaslighting
company.
Good night so I don't know who'smanaging the waste.
But yeah, the waste is oneproblem, the management is
another, because nobody calledme yesterday.
(14:14):
Management is another, becausenobody called me yesterday Sorry
, I'm going off Nobody called meyesterday.
And then I was like, well, whatif they just never call?
So we turned off auto pay, Iwouldn't pay them.
Go to where our payments are.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah.
And then we deleted the creditcard yeah, delete the payment.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So now they have no payment method.
Mm-mm Technically they don'tcall me back, right, that's on
you.
So here's where we're at.
It's 2025.
And I'm like I'm taking my owntrash, which we have like a
convenience center, whateverthey call them.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You can recycle.
If you want, you can throw awayyour trash.
Right, but I'm like I guess I'mgoing to Home Depot and buying
trash cans.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
It's like you live on Route 1 in Alabama.
You just throw it in the backof the work pickup.
But three, what are we?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
doing, but what got me is like.
What gets me is like if I lookat a monthly balance.
I'm like yeah, when I likequarterly when.
I go times four and say thatout loud.
I'm like you're charging mealmost thirteen hundred dollars
a year.
That's, and I don't even knowwhy they say, take your trash or
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take to relocate my garbage.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, I mean you're just throwing it in another
garbage pile.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Which is not the craziest, and I thought Comcast
was nuts.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But don't you have like where y'all live here in
Williamson County?
You can kind of pick your owncompany.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
You can, but.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Are they all about the same price-wise?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It made us so angry.
We just said like uh-uh.
We're taking our own track.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Track I'll take my own track.
I'll throw it back in my Idon't care.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, dude, I'm sorry , that's which I don't know the
moral to that story is checkyour bills, because I don't ever
look at my bills yeah, becausethey're all set up auto pay and
then notice you're like oh butthen you just look and you're
like, whoa, what the heck isthis?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
is the same way with cable I.
I'll say this Rocket Money ifyou want to sponsor us.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
We have Rocket Money too.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I do like that about that app, Just so I can watch.
Like, hey, this went up thismuch.
Do you want us to find a betteroption, or whatever.
And honestly, when you set thatapp up you say I'll pay this
much.
You kind of get to choose abouthow much you pay.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, rocket Money.
I think they start you at like$10 a month.
And then I did notice.
If you go in there, there is athing that says pay what you
think.
The minimum you can pay them amonth is like $4 or $5.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I think I pay $9.98.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I think that's what we do.
But they say you pay what youthink it's worth.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, but it has been worth it a couple of times and
I can see what's coming.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
And they'll cancel for you.
Yeah, sometimes they'll chargeyou a little bit of percentage
of it to get your bill lower.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Right, yeah, that's true, but I'll say that whole
like there's no number to call.
When you found the number,there's no person.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
No, you can't do it.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You can't do it, cancel.
You called you, did all thesethings and they're, they're
still.
I'd be like I'm not paying you.
You need to have a way tocancel.
You went up this much that thatshould be illegal.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That is crazy yeah, to go up over and over.
It is like I said when we movedhere, which was yeah, going
blank seven eight yeah, eightyears ago to this house it was
around $160 a month every threemonths.
Now it's almost $340.
They've doubled in seven years.
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To pick up garbage.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's $113 a month to pick up your trash.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
And you ever notice, because sometimes you're out of
town yeah, you don't need yourtrash taken out and then other
times something comes up and yougot like a lot of trash and you
don't want to wait, I'm like,why am I not just driving five
miles down the road and justthrowing it away when I need to?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Thank goodness, you have that though.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's true.
I don't even know if we haveone of those, but you don't have
that.
But you don't have trash.
That's that expensive.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
No, we don't.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Which I will say this I've seen their trash trucks
and I'm like I guess you'reputting all your money in your
trucks.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Are they like?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
the Range Rovers, they're like.
Well, they all look brand new.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'm like I don't but it's not.
That's crazy pants, it'sbonkers.
That's crazy pants, it'sbonkers.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, I don't trust any company I can't get in touch
with somebody Me neither.
Of course I probably couldn'tcall Rocket Money and talk to us
.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Probably couldn't.
It's not like somebody.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
This is Tina at Rocket Money.
How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Isn't that sad, like there's companies and like to
get a person.
Or sometimes when you get aperson, you know no offense, but
they might be in anothercountry, but like like they
don't know.
There's no way for them toreally help you on the level you
need to be helped, Like theycan put it in the system but
yeah, I don't know that is.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
It is crazy.
I'm sorry about that, but, likeI'm saying, I would rather have
a colonoscopy, that's a toughchoice.
Do you want to pay that fortrash?
Do you want to watch Alabamaplay Florida State on a replay,
or do you want to get acolonoscopy?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Door number one.
Door number two.
Let's make a deal.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You know what?
I'm going to keep the $200 inthe envelope.
Let's do that.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I'm not going with back to the audience seating.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
now Pick somebody else you know what?
I don't even want to play thisgame.
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Let's not make a deal , let's go back home.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Oh I will say, and maybe we probably talk about the
same stuff a lot Did I tell youabout the OfferUp Mm-mm.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I'm just plugging people that don't care about us.
Yeah, so it's an app to sellstuff, so it's just called
OfferUp.
It's kind of like FacebookMarketplace.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Okay, but with its own app.
But way easier and it's justPeople show up, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
People have like actually oh, it should be called
Show Up, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, it's my offer.
You just show up and get it,yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
But we actually had people like respond and
somebody's coming today to getsomething and it's like nice, it
feels good to sell somethingthat you should have never
bought.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yes, it does yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
But yeah, somebody's coming today to get some Legos.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Which are like are all the pieces there?
I'm like, yes, they are, yeah,they are.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
We counted them with the original booklet.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Trust me, we dusted the thing.
I mean like it's yeah, yeah,which, I don't know who picks up
Legos, because I like to buildthem.
I want them in the box.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I can't imagine building something like wait,
what bag is this?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Because you know, Legos is like bag three.
Yeah, bag number three.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Imagine just taking everything apart and be like I'm
going to build it again.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Good luck with that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
It's small and it's clear and it's in shag carpet.
Everybody look for it.
That's what happens with everyyeah, there's always one piece.
I will say as a company Yep,lego is on it Because you'll buy
something and it's 3,721 piecesand you're like it's not here.
(21:47):
I look it's not here and thenyou will be so mad for hours and
look and search and thensomebody will be like, oh, I
used the wrong piece on this,it's right here.
How did they do that?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Their quality control .
They are not like your trashcompany.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Cars will send you know, ford will do something
like sorry, we forgot thetransmission Lego's, like you
know.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
We forgot a major hose in the thing.
That's why it's catching onfire.
Let's just recall 800,000 ofthem.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Have you ever seen a recall on a Lego set?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
No, it doesn't happen .
Uh-uh, mm-mm.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Those people, man, that's management.
Yeah, can they be in charge ofwaste?
God, sorry, and the bill?
I'll say this the bill wouldalways come through, sorry.
Back to the waste management.
It would be like they changedit to like WM.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Oh, it's that company .
Yeah, the green and orange.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's green and yellow , isn't?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
it.
I don't know, but now I got itout for him.
You wait till I see the nexttruck.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Next time I see your truck, I'm not paying.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
So Robin would be like oh, I thought it was like a
Walmart transaction.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Because just WM popped up.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
What'd you buy at Walmart for $7,000?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh, it was garbage disposal oh my gosh Literally
yeah.
Anyways moral of the storyCheck your bills.
Check your bills.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Check your bills.
If you don't have rocket money,check your bills.
And if you do have rocket money, check that bill.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Check that bill, check all the bills, oh my
goodness.
Well, enjoy your football orwhatever you're doing today, on
Saturday.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, I say we're just going to release this today
.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, let's release it today Because it's Saturday.
Yeah, and hopefully by the timeyou listen to this, I'll be out
of my colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Good luck with that.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, I'm really.
It's like the no whammies.
I'm going no polyps, no polyps,no polyps.
Stop.
I don't want to do it again infive years.
But you know, hey, god bless.
Whatever it is, what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
What you need to do is sorry, you should totally do
this Get like a Chick-fil-A bagand like an empty Chick-fil-A
cup or something, and then, justwhen you walk, in there pretend
you're chewing like baggingyour hand hand kind of crumpled
in there.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Let us finish these chicken minis and the baby hash
browns.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Pretend you're slurping on like a Coke and just
like when are we doing IV?
Is that now?
Can I finish this?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They would lose their minds.
Yeah, you know how you have togo through all your supplements.
So some nurse calls you.
It's kind of interesting.
I know I'm going back in herefor a hot minute before we end,
but yeah, anywho yeah.
Yeah, keep moving.
That's what I'm going to bedoing tomorrow when I'm prepping
(24:47):
Anywho.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's what the colonoscopy said.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh, my goodness.
So like some nurse calls youand they say they're with
Vanderbilt or St Thomas orwherever it is, you're doing it,
but you're like I'm just givingyou information on the phone
and how many milligrams ofcitrus sale do you take?
I don't know, I'm going to callit 600.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Let me go get the bottle.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, and then it's like you know, and I'm like well
, and I don't take manyprescriptions at all I think I
take.
Take one thing, but I take alot of supplements.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Are y'all looking for vitamin D?
I mean what?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
are we doing Exactly, and then you have to end those.
You have to pause on anysupplements four or five days
before, but they want to knowwhat, I don't know residue, I
have no idea.
We found some extra vitamin Don the inside of your colon, I
don't know.
But then you have to eat thisdiet, which is totally different
than the way I eat.
(25:43):
I mean, it's great, you know,white bread, white pasta, but
like you can't eat tomato peels,you can't eat certain fruits,
you know.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah.
I don't know, I'm just readyfor it to be over Can somebody
just put Dennis Quaid in alittle spaceship and inject him
into me.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh, it was actually Martin Short who went.
Martin Short was the guy that.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Dennis Quaid went.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
First.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah, he was shrunk down first.
The movie's called Inner Space.
Oh my God, totally cheesy late80s.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I think we've talked about it before.
Meg Ryan, it's great.
Oh yeah, and she was married toDennis Quaid, great flick.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, but yeah, dennis Quaid should just check
it out.
Yeah, is there some vitamin Din there, no polyps.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Right, I don't know, I don't have to drink weird
Gatorade.
I know you look fantastic for acouple of days because you've
lost a good bit of weight.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You know liquid diet and all so like you know, and
I'm not asking for a miracle,but can.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I say it's 2025.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
All the technology we have and we're still doing
Roto-Rooter.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Like, that's still our like.
Well, get on the well.
I guess you're on the table,nobody knows, because you're.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You're turned on your side.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
You're unconscious.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
And they've got a lot of tubing and like first of all
, yeah, I remember, and I'm oneof those people that when I get
waste management, it's probablycheaper what are they?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
than a colonoscopy.
I could get a colonoscopy everyquarter instead of just getting
my trash.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Sorry, I'm just saying yes, yes, I'm one of
those people, though when I getput under, I'm like don't get
chatty, don't get chatty oh, Iget chatty.
I don't know what I say and Iremember the last one I had.
I knew sort of what I saidbefore I went out.
I was like it sure is bright inhere not anymore.
(27:36):
I love when they countbackwards I'm always like you
know what it's gonna.
It's gonna take more for me.
I like try to outdo it likestay awake, what?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
is that and that weird like?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'm gonna beat the system.
It's anesthesia.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
You're gonna lose anesthesia one amy zero
everybody tries to be tough,like I'm good with drugs, like
what hey?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
quit flexing on that.
What are you doing, yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
but, oh my goodness, I don't get it here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
So yeah, but well, good luck moon river stay awake,
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
No, I'm just kidding it's just the whole yeah.
And then every time you come tothe nurse will kind of like you
doing better and you're likewhat happened?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Where am I?
Why am I in a different room?
Where's my glasses?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
at who are you and who's picking up my garbage,
Anyway.
Well, good luck with thecolonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Roto-rooter Sorry.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Well, maybe you get to drink Gatorade when you wake
up.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, or something else, probably coffee.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Anyway, well, good luck with it.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, good luck with the garbage.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
And good luck Alabama .
Yeah, At least we're playingthe Warhawks.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Is that what they are ?
Louisiana?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Monroe, if we lose to the Warhawks, which Saban did
his first year.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Saban did he talks about it, yeah.
So anything can happen Anything.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I hope something does .
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, could anything happen.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, a lot of touchdowns better happen for one
team A lot.
Y'all have a good one.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
All right, have a good one, thank you.
Welcome to hey Real Quick.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It has been.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah sorry, we don't I, it has been.
Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We don't.
I know Life, you know life.
Back to school, back to Back toreality.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Reality is crazy sometimes.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, it is bonkers.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
A little more crazy than other reality.
That's where I've been lately,but whatever um, yeah it's a
little bit fallish today yeah,because something saturday in
september.
That was my stomach growling,but it was a saturday.
It's a saturday in septemberand it rained all night.
Last night and yesterday it was95 and today's going to be like
(01:02):
70.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, and today's also Saturday.
You just said that like twice,maybe, yeah.
Anyway, something weirdhappened last night.
Something was like it wascoming down from the sky and it
was like Some loud noises.
Wet and it was like in droplets.
Yeah, oh, it's rain it hasn'trained in forever forever our
(01:28):
hayfield was like thank you,yeah, in other words, our lawn.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, because the first of the summer was like
this is crazy.
This is amazing because it waslike raining all the time and
you know, like maybe we'll makeit to the end of the summer
without dead grass.
But yeah, I loved it.
I love a good thunderstorm.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yes, yeah, I sleep a little bit of thunder.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, not crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, pretty constant .
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It was nice but anyway, kind of random.
One reason we haven't beendoing a lot of podcast is
because we're working onreaction videos.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yes, we are.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I guess we're the only people that have not done a
reaction video on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think we're the last two.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I think we were the last podcast ever created and
we'll be the last ones to tryreaction videos.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yep, but you should check them out yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
We're going to try it .
It's a lot of podcast material,a lot of retro, a lot of 80s.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Sticking our toe in.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Old cheesy commercials.
Yep, showbiz pizza Stuff likethat.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Right.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Quincy's Steakhouse, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, taking you back .
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Trying it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Trying it out.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I like it.
What else is going on, besidesoccasional rain and technical
difficulties?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Riveting, um, let's see, yeah, um, we're just doing
a lot of life stuff.
You know like two of our kidsare out of the house, one is a
senior in high school, has apart-time job.
We're working a lot, so we'reall in different directions.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
But that also means we're older, so you know in our
50s.
So my husband just did acolonoscopy a month ago, His
first ever.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That was his first.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yes, so not to get in the weeds, but some insurance
covers it starting at 45.
Some is 50.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Did they find any more insurance?
Sure didn't cover the rest ofit.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But yeah, so we, he did his.
I have one at 40 because I liketo, I'm advanced, super fun.
And then I have one Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So tomorrow starts's a fun week.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, Crazy weekend Crazy.
What are you doing?
I'm hitting the Gatorade, sotomorrow is liquid diet and
apparently you do a low residuediet.
I know everybody wants to knowall this, but basically it's a
bunch of white bread and whitepasta and you know nothing with
like the skin on it.
Like if it's a bunch of whitebread and white pasta and you
know nothing with like the skinon it.
Like if it's a potato, it can'tbe fried but it can't have the
(04:10):
skin on it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So that knocks out fries, so just bread and you
know nothing with a peel, verystuff that, like I guess,
doesn't leave residue.
Don't they have equipment thatcan handle this stuff.
Like you have to change yourwhatever.
You got to basically do thework of the Roto-Rooter before
you go in.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You should be all good.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
They're just going with a camera.
Yeah, I got it Not to get TMIabout it, but if you're
listening, to this.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You probably have.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
That's a fun weekend it is I am not looking forward
to it, but mine's at 8 am onMonday, man.
So I was like I would get alater one.
I was like you know what?
You would get so hungry thatyou want to eat your arm,
because if you prep the daybefore but they don't get you in
for the procedure till 2 pm,you are hating life.
Don't do it, get an early one,just get it over with.
(05:01):
So his prep, let me get into it.
His prep was all by stuff overthe counter you go buy a bottle
of Miralax which is lax.
that's what it is, and it'spowder it's in a bottle and you
throw it in some Gatorade andyou mix it up and you drink that
twice until you've drunk it allup.
(05:22):
And then there's like anotherthing called dulcolax, which are
little tablets that are alsolax, and you do those things and
then you just drink water,gatorade, any clear liquids,
anything that's not red or, yeah, purple or something like that,
and you're good to go.
Mine was.
You get it from the pharmacy.
(05:43):
They do it all different.
I can't stand it.
Let me tell you somebody sodiumbicarbonate.
Basically, it's a bunch ofEpsom salt in a milk jug.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You got the jug.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The jug.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
What is?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
it 2,000?
Yes, it is.
I got the jug.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That is not fine, that I mix it no.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And it's like like don't throw it up.
It said don't throw it up.
Well, I'm trying not to joycebut, here's the deal.
It's gonna make me gag, yeah so, but you know what?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
only have things supposed to add into it water
one ounce of malacon drops Idon't know what that is when you
had babies.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
If your baby's ever had gas and couldn't get the
burps up, you got this littledropper oh yeah drop it in their
mouth.
It's basically like anti-gas orgas x for babies and helps
dissolve the bubbles orsomething, and there is a flavor
packet, but I'm not lookingforward to it.
I have a really perturbed lookon my face right now.
(06:39):
Too bad, this isn't a reactionvideo flavor packet I packet I
am, it is a jug.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And I was like, oh, I've done the jug.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So you know they call you before any procedure and
send you about 12,000 texts.
Nowadays you know you can go inand get a mold check.
You've already checked in fourtimes before the appointment.
Anyway, the lady was like, yeah, just shake it up.
And I was like, ok, can I keepshaking it?
She's like, yeah, if it'seasier to drink it chilled, I'm
like I said, why did my husbandget to have blue Gatorade?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And like 20 ounces and he's done.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, and his was easier.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
She was like well, everybody does it different and
Randy was like you went to thewrong doctor, but yeah, that's,
I did the jug and it's kind oflike in the movie Raisin Arizona
.
That's what you feel like.
It's like, have you?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
eaten sand and we ate sand.
Yeah, it's kind of likedrinking sand.
Yeah, because it's all at thebottom of the jug, right?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
now I got about three-fourths of the way with
that jug and I was like youdidn't finish it.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, I was like, if this mess yeah.
Forget the procedure, forgetthe IV.
Even I don't want to do the IV,but I'd rather do the IV than
drink that jug.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I guess I will say this Can I divert Speaking?
I think I would and I don'tlike.
I don't think anybody likes acolonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I would rather do that than watch Alabama play
sorry, like they did againstFlorida State, Because today is
Saturday in college football?
Yes, you talking about.
It was like a colonoscopy onthe field.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, like it was so painful, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Like watching that I was like this team.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, I'd rather be put under for that game.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, if I'm yeah, maybe I should have got an IV.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Count backwards.
Before that game yeah, it wasugly.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, yeah, some of the coaches should have got an
IV.
Put something in there.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Man yeah, give him some Gatorade, give him an
energy drink.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, Everybody looked asleep and just kind of
like I guess we scored.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Wake up.
Sorry, somebody didn't havetheir coffee.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Or a colonoscopy, or an energy drink, or a good
night's sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe they need Molycon, I don't know, I don't
have gas yeah, is the gas bubblecausing you to just stand there
?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
yeah we have gotten into it, haven't we?
Can you tell how we feel?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
sorry, but I think you can speaking of trash or, um
, sorry roll tide.
I hope they play better.
I'll always be a fan.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, and I'll always pull for them.
Yeah, people are like what arewe going to do?
I'm like, well, I'm still goingto wake up.
I'm not going to go burn myshirts, yeah, but I mean come on
, I mean the grand scheme of it.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
they've ruined college football and I don't
care anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But that's fine, but like, like yeah it's.
I don't like it.
I'm going to go play over here.
They'll pay me better.
Well, guess what?
That's not really collegefootball.
That's not school football.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
School's no longer.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's the NFL with a band.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, quit kidding us .
Yeah, sorry, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Coming in hot.
Speaking of trash, I looked atour trash bill.
I guess we'll call it thatWaste management.
That's, who picks up our trash?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I think mine's in with the water or something.
We're not metro.
Oh yeah, so if you, live inDavidson County.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You're metro and your trash is just kind of worked in
.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Right.
So I looked at our bill theother day and I was like whoa, I
was like that's kind of high,because y'all know how trash
works Well.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No Comcast or.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Xfinity, you call, you get it down and then, like
eight months later you're likeoh, it's back up to what it was
and plus $30.
That's weird, exactly, and thenyou're like why is this so
expensive?
And they're like well bye.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
They don't care, they do not care, they want your
money.
And then they say bye-bye, sowe looked at it.
Should I just say?
Then you want me to just saywhat it was?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It doesn't matter.
Okay, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
So when we moved here , this is per quarter.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay, per quarter.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I think our trash was $165.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
To pick it up for three months.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
For three months.
Not crazy, not crazy, butthat's recycling yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know, whatever, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And I think it went up to like $185.
Wow Right to like $185.
Wow, right, okay, and then Ithink it went up to like $205.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, and then I think it went up to like $240.
For three months, for threemonths, $80 a month.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
The other day I looked yeah, $337.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Every three months.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Every three months to pick up our trash.
Here's the deal.
So we get on there and we startlooking at the bill.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
First of all, they didn't go up that much on their
rate to pick up the container.
Or maybe they went up like $10on the container or something,
but before they went up a crazyamount, they also had a $20
sorting fee.
So they're charging us to sortour recycling Also.
(12:09):
Don't believe that.
Don't believe there's a guylike I got plastic.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah you're not doing it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
So then lately I was like well, what's the big bump?
There was a $49 energy fee,yeah, which I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Is that energy drinks for Bob?
Who's doing the sorting?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm running out of energy to put up with this mess
so I get on the website.
I was like this is garbage.
Sorry, I was like we are notdoing this anymore, uh-uh.
And Robin was like what she waslike?
Uh-uh.
She was like we can take it tothe dump ourselves.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
So I get on the website, go to the waste
management.
No, I got on my phone.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I was like I'm going to call them.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I can't wait to talk to these people, oh yeah.
So I get on the phone?
No, I didn't get on the phonebecause there's no phone number.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I looked for 10 minutes, finally got a number,
call it and it says for fasterservice, go to our app, our
website, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, goodbye, and just hangs
up.
So I was like, okay, so we geton the computer.
You know you're serious at homewhen you're like you're not
(13:25):
doing it on your phone.
You're like, let's go to thecomputer.
Yeah right Big screen.
Let's pull it up.
Let's really tackle this.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
So we get on there and then we're trying to find it
.
We're like all right, rightthere, cancel service, do it?
Yeah.
Click on cancel service and itsays you're not eligible to
cancel service online at thismoment, or something like that.
I'm like we pay you.
Yeah, yeah I can kind of decidewhat I want ever.
(13:53):
I want to cancel right so itsays click here and someone will
call you to resolve your issuethis is the most gaslighting
company.
Good night so I don't know who'smanaging the waste.
But yeah, the waste is oneproblem, the management is
another, because nobody calledme yesterday.
(14:14):
Management is another, becausenobody called me yesterday Sorry
, I'm going off Nobody called meyesterday.
And then I was like, well, whatif they just never call?
So we turned off auto pay, Iwouldn't pay them.
Go to where our payments are.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah.
And then we deleted the creditcard yeah, delete the payment.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So now they have no payment method.
Mm-mm Technically they don'tcall me back, right, that's on
you.
So here's where we're at.
It's 2025.
And I'm like I'm taking my owntrash, which we have like a
convenience center, whateverthey call them.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You can recycle.
If you want, you can throw awayyour trash.
Right, but I'm like I guess I'mgoing to Home Depot and buying
trash cans.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
It's like you live on Route 1 in Alabama.
You just throw it in the backof the work pickup.
But three, what are we?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
doing, but what got me is like.
What gets me is like if I lookat a monthly balance.
I'm like yeah, when I likequarterly when.
I go times four and say thatout loud.
I'm like you're charging mealmost thirteen hundred dollars
a year.
That's, and I don't even knowwhy they say, take your trash or
(15:23):
take to relocate my garbage.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, I mean you're just throwing it in another
garbage pile.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Which is not the craziest, and I thought Comcast
was nuts.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But don't you have like where y'all live here in
Williamson County?
You can kind of pick your owncompany.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
You can, but.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Are they all about the same price-wise?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It made us so angry.
We just said like uh-uh.
We're taking our own track.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Track I'll take my own track.
I'll throw it back in my Idon't care.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, dude, I'm sorry , that's which I don't know the
moral to that story is checkyour bills, because I don't ever
look at my bills yeah, becausethey're all set up auto pay and
then notice you're like oh butthen you just look and you're
like, whoa, what the heck isthis?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
is the same way with cable I.
I'll say this Rocket Money ifyou want to sponsor us.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
We have Rocket Money too.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I do like that about that app, Just so I can watch.
Like, hey, this went up thismuch.
Do you want us to find a betteroption, or whatever.
And honestly, when you set thatapp up you say I'll pay this
much.
You kind of get to choose abouthow much you pay.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, rocket Money.
I think they start you at like$10 a month.
And then I did notice.
If you go in there, there is athing that says pay what you
think.
The minimum you can pay them amonth is like $4 or $5.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I think I pay $9.98.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I think that's what we do.
But they say you pay what youthink it's worth.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, but it has been worth it a couple of times and
I can see what's coming.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
And they'll cancel for you.
Yeah, sometimes they'll chargeyou a little bit of percentage
of it to get your bill lower.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Right, yeah, that's true, but I'll say that whole
like there's no number to call.
When you found the number,there's no person.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
No, you can't do it.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You can't do it, cancel.
You called you, did all thesethings and they're, they're
still.
I'd be like I'm not paying you.
You need to have a way tocancel.
You went up this much that thatshould be illegal.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That is crazy yeah, to go up over and over.
It is like I said when we movedhere, which was yeah, going
blank seven eight yeah, eightyears ago to this house it was
around $160 a month every threemonths.
Now it's almost $340.
They've doubled in seven years.
(18:01):
To pick up garbage.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's $113 a month to pick up your trash.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
And you ever notice, because sometimes you're out of
town yeah, you don't need yourtrash taken out and then other
times something comes up and yougot like a lot of trash and you
don't want to wait, I'm like,why am I not just driving five
miles down the road and justthrowing it away when I need to?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Thank goodness, you have that though.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's true.
I don't even know if we haveone of those, but you don't have
that.
But you don't have trash.
That's that expensive.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
No, we don't.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Which I will say this I've seen their trash trucks
and I'm like I guess you'reputting all your money in your
trucks.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Are they like?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
the Range Rovers, they're like.
Well, they all look brand new.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'm like I don't but it's not.
That's crazy pants, it'sbonkers.
That's crazy pants, it'sbonkers.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, I don't trust any company I can't get in touch
with somebody Me neither.
Of course I probably couldn'tcall Rocket Money and talk to us
.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Probably couldn't.
It's not like somebody.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
This is Tina at Rocket Money.
How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Isn't that sad, like there's companies and like to
get a person.
Or sometimes when you get aperson, you know no offense, but
they might be in anothercountry, but like like they
don't know.
There's no way for them toreally help you on the level you
need to be helped, Like theycan put it in the system but
yeah, I don't know that is.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
It is crazy.
I'm sorry about that, but, likeI'm saying, I would rather have
a colonoscopy, that's a toughchoice.
Do you want to pay that fortrash?
Do you want to watch Alabamaplay Florida State on a replay,
or do you want to get acolonoscopy?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Door number one.
Door number two.
Let's make a deal.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You know what?
I'm going to keep the $200 inthe envelope.
Let's do that.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I'm not going with back to the audience seating.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
now Pick somebody else you know what?
I don't even want to play thisgame.
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Let's not make a deal , let's go back home.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Oh I will say, and maybe we probably talk about the
same stuff a lot Did I tell youabout the OfferUp Mm-mm.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I'm just plugging people that don't care about us.
Yeah, so it's an app to sellstuff, so it's just called
OfferUp.
It's kind of like FacebookMarketplace.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Okay, but with its own app.
But way easier and it's justPeople show up, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
People have like actually oh, it should be called
Show Up, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, it's my offer.
You just show up and get it,yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
But we actually had people like respond and
somebody's coming today to getsomething and it's like nice, it
feels good to sell somethingthat you should have never
bought.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yes, it does yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
But yeah, somebody's coming today to get some Legos.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Which are like are all the pieces there?
I'm like, yes, they are, yeah,they are.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
We counted them with the original booklet.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Trust me, we dusted the thing.
I mean like it's yeah, yeah,which, I don't know who picks up
Legos, because I like to buildthem.
I want them in the box.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I can't imagine building something like wait,
what bag is this?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Because you know, Legos is like bag three.
Yeah, bag number three.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Imagine just taking everything apart and be like I'm
going to build it again.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Good luck with that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
It's small and it's clear and it's in shag carpet.
Everybody look for it.
That's what happens with everyyeah, there's always one piece.
I will say as a company Yep,lego is on it Because you'll buy
something and it's 3,721 piecesand you're like it's not here.
(21:47):
I look it's not here and thenyou will be so mad for hours and
look and search and thensomebody will be like, oh, I
used the wrong piece on this,it's right here.
How did they do that?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Their quality control .
They are not like your trashcompany.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Cars will send you know, ford will do something
like sorry, we forgot thetransmission Lego's, like you
know.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
We forgot a major hose in the thing.
That's why it's catching onfire.
Let's just recall 800,000 ofthem.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Have you ever seen a recall on a Lego set?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
No, it doesn't happen .
Uh-uh, mm-mm.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Those people, man, that's management.
Yeah, can they be in charge ofwaste?
God, sorry, and the bill?
I'll say this the bill wouldalways come through, sorry.
Back to the waste management.
It would be like they changedit to like WM.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Oh, it's that company .
Yeah, the green and orange.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's green and yellow , isn't?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
it.
I don't know, but now I got itout for him.
You wait till I see the nexttruck.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Next time I see your truck, I'm not paying.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
So Robin would be like oh, I thought it was like a
Walmart transaction.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Because just WM popped up.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
What'd you buy at Walmart for $7,000?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh, it was garbage disposal oh my gosh Literally
yeah.
Anyways moral of the storyCheck your bills.
Check your bills.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Check your bills.
If you don't have rocket money,check your bills.
And if you do have rocket money, check that bill.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Check that bill, check all the bills, oh my
goodness.
Well, enjoy your football orwhatever you're doing today, on
Saturday.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, I say we're just going to release this today
.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, let's release it today Because it's Saturday.
Yeah, and hopefully by the timeyou listen to this, I'll be out
of my colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Good luck with that.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, I'm really.
It's like the no whammies.
I'm going no polyps, no polyps,no polyps.
Stop.
I don't want to do it again infive years.
But you know, hey, god bless.
Whatever it is, what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
What you need to do is sorry, you should totally do
this Get like a Chick-fil-A bagand like an empty Chick-fil-A
cup or something, and then, justwhen you walk, in there pretend
you're chewing like baggingyour hand hand kind of crumpled
in there.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Let us finish these chicken minis and the baby hash
browns.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Pretend you're slurping on like a Coke and just
like when are we doing IV?
Is that now?
Can I finish this?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They would lose their minds.
Yeah, you know how you have togo through all your supplements.
So some nurse calls you.
It's kind of interesting.
I know I'm going back in herefor a hot minute before we end,
but yeah, anywho yeah.
Yeah, keep moving.
That's what I'm going to bedoing tomorrow when I'm prepping
(24:47):
Anywho.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's what the colonoscopy said.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh, my goodness.
So like some nurse calls youand they say they're with
Vanderbilt or St Thomas orwherever it is, you're doing it,
but you're like I'm just givingyou information on the phone
and how many milligrams ofcitrus sale do you take?
I don't know, I'm going to callit 600.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Let me go get the bottle.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, and then it's like you know, and I'm like well
, and I don't take manyprescriptions at all I think I
take.
Take one thing, but I take alot of supplements.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Are y'all looking for vitamin D?
I mean what?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
are we doing Exactly, and then you have to end those.
You have to pause on anysupplements four or five days
before, but they want to knowwhat, I don't know residue, I
have no idea.
We found some extra vitamin Don the inside of your colon, I
don't know.
But then you have to eat thisdiet, which is totally different
than the way I eat.
(25:43):
I mean, it's great, you know,white bread, white pasta, but
like you can't eat tomato peels,you can't eat certain fruits,
you know.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah.
I don't know, I'm just readyfor it to be over Can somebody
just put Dennis Quaid in alittle spaceship and inject him
into me.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh, it was actually Martin Short who went.
Martin Short was the guy that.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Dennis Quaid went.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
First.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah, he was shrunk down first.
The movie's called Inner Space.
Oh my God, totally cheesy late80s.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I think we've talked about it before.
Meg Ryan, it's great.
Oh yeah, and she was married toDennis Quaid, great flick.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, but yeah, dennis Quaid should just check
it out.
Yeah, is there some vitamin Din there, no polyps.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Right, I don't know, I don't have to drink weird
Gatorade.
I know you look fantastic for acouple of days because you've
lost a good bit of weight.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You know liquid diet and all so like you know, and
I'm not asking for a miracle,but can.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I say it's 2025.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
All the technology we have and we're still doing
Roto-Rooter.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Like, that's still our like.
Well, get on the well.
I guess you're on the table,nobody knows, because you're.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You're turned on your side.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
You're unconscious.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
And they've got a lot of tubing and like first of all
, yeah, I remember, and I'm oneof those people that when I get
waste management, it's probablycheaper what are they?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
than a colonoscopy.
I could get a colonoscopy everyquarter instead of just getting
my trash.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Sorry, I'm just saying yes, yes, I'm one of
those people, though when I getput under, I'm like don't get
chatty, don't get chatty oh, Iget chatty.
I don't know what I say and Iremember the last one I had.
I knew sort of what I saidbefore I went out.
I was like it sure is bright inhere not anymore.
(27:36):
I love when they countbackwards I'm always like you
know what it's gonna.
It's gonna take more for me.
I like try to outdo it likestay awake, what?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
is that and that weird like?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'm gonna beat the system.
It's anesthesia.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
You're gonna lose anesthesia one amy zero
everybody tries to be tough,like I'm good with drugs, like
what hey?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
quit flexing on that.
What are you doing, yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
but, oh my goodness, I don't get it here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
So yeah, but well, good luck moon river stay awake,
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
No, I'm just kidding it's just the whole yeah.
And then every time you come tothe nurse will kind of like you
doing better and you're likewhat happened?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Where am I?
Why am I in a different room?
Where's my glasses?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
at who are you and who's picking up my garbage,
Anyway.
Well, good luck with thecolonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Roto-rooter Sorry.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Well, maybe you get to drink Gatorade when you wake
up.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, or something else, probably coffee.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Anyway, well, good luck with it.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, good luck with the garbage.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
And good luck Alabama .
Yeah, At least we're playingthe Warhawks.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Is that what they are ?
Louisiana?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Monroe, if we lose to the Warhawks, which Saban did
his first year.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Saban did he talks about it, yeah.
So anything can happen Anything.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I hope something does .
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, could anything happen.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, a lot of touchdowns better happen for one
team A lot.
Y'all have a good one.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
All right, have a good one, thank you.
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