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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Welcome to hey Real Quick, this episode brought to
you by ice Bags of ice.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Buy them.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's hot.
Sit on them, sit on them yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Dump them on your head.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Ice bucket challenge?
We don't know, it is hot.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's hot Outside Heat dome.
I have two tickets.
I'm already at the event.
Yeah, I have two tickets.
I'm already at the event.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess half the world Likehere's what we're saying Push
(00:58):
fluids.
You know what I'm saying?
Gatorade watered down, gatorshade, lots of breaks.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I mean I kind of feel like the weather people at the
local news like really pushthose fluids.
You don't want to be out in thepeak of the day with the heat
and all that yard work in theearly morning, but it's yeah,
it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I don't know if for those of you who don't live in
the southeast, or or thenortheast.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Honestly, they're burning up too, but whatever For
all you listeners on anotherplanet.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's hotter here on earth.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Man.
We took our dogs for a walkthis morning at like maybe eight
o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Like let's beat the heat.
Yeah, oh no.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Try to stay in the shade.
We were sweating like fiveminutes in easy yeah, like
through your clothing.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Everybody needs a cold shower, including the dogs
yeah, it's read.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I think today is supposed to get up to like 106,
107, like the heat index.
Oh I, believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, I read.
If you want to feel like yourdog put on a fur coat, and walk
out barefoot and then go on yourwalk.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You know how they feel yeah, I always hear that if
you you're supposed to put yourhand like on the street, yeah
wash it after.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That's great, but put your hand down on the street
and if it's like oh, that's hot.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, don't take your dog for a walk.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's, it's sad, but it's
uh, yeah, it's too much, it'stoo much heat.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Um, I'm good with 90 like.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
If it's 90, I'm like okay we can get through this,
but the actual temperature isupper 90 yeah, and when, and
when it feels like over 100.
Yeah, people are like I'm goingto have to alter my plans.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, I don't know what it feels like outside,
because I ain't going.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm not in there.
Yeah, that's when you're justthankful for your HVAC.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
But then you're scared it's going to go out.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Everybody's a little nervous because we're all kind
of like trying to run it alittle more conservatively than
we would have.
You know, because you're like,well, you want to cool it, but
you don't want to blow it up.
You know, the HVAC companiesare like here we go guys.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, buckle up.
We're about to make a billiondollars and be busy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Cue up the Gatorade, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Seriously, I don't like that.
I thought about that thismorning.
I saw something on the news andit was like you know, be smart
with your HVAC and yeah, wedon't want to have a blackout
Like use too much power.
Yeah, yeah, go to a restaurant.
It's 45 degrees in there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You need a sweatshirt .
Can we talk about that for aminute?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, minute, yeah it can be a heat wave yeah go the
mall, whatever it's freezinginside giant buildings yeah,
freezing, I will say.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
This sunday I went to opry mills like a crazy person
opry mills is the most peopleknow what that is.
Two miles a mall where opryland used to be yeah what's up,
nashville?
But I had a gift card from mybirthday, so I went over there
to see if I could spend it, andI will tell you this the heat
dome had already started and youcould feel it in the mall oh,
(04:13):
it's hot.
I was trying on clothes and Iwas like and then I came out and
the lady was like it's hot inthe store and she said I heard
it's hot, hot out in the mall,like where you're walking.
I was like, yeah, it's kind oflike she has.
I was like it's becauseeverything's having to work so
hard, all those units on top ofthe building.
Are you kidding me?
She's out in the middle of thesun.
It was hot, but the restaurantshave got to cool it with the
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cooling.
Because I went on my lunchbreak the other day, because I
went on my lunch break the otherday, sat in a restaurant and
wished I had a parka and it'sJune.
I mean, I think it's overkill.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I get it in December, Like oh, it's a little cool in
here.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, but it's wasteful and I don't want to go
there because I'm cold.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
They used to not have them that cold Every time we go
out to eat.
Yeah, Braxton doesn't take one.
He runs kind of hot.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But like everybody else in the family, Robin's
always cold.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
She has a sweatshirt that says it always cold.
Yeah, but even now I get asweatshirt Carter gets a
sweatshirt, we all throw it inthe car.
Yeah, take it in the car.
Yeah, take it in the restaurant.
Yeah, usually we always put iton.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Was that happening in 1999?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't think so.
Even 2001?
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Places were not that cold.
I don't know what's happening.
I know I sound 85, but it'smaking me crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
This is going to be a ranty episode which is unlike
all the others.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Tee it up but.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I will say, and I've heard it before yeah.
And I'll go and tell you Idon't want to hear it again when
I go in a restaurant and peoplesay, well, it's because the
workers, you know they'rerunning around and they're
working real hard and you know,you know they want to keep them
comfortable and like.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I get it.
I don't want them sweating inmy food.
I got news for you, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You ain't digging no ditch.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You're carrying a plate of food to me, the
customer who used to always beright but is apparently now
always cold, but like and I lookweird because I'm in a fur coat
.
Yeah, I got an idea If you'regetting paid to work here and
you're paid to bring me my food,I don't know, maybe if you bust
a little sweat every now andthen, it's not the end of the
(06:25):
world.
There's people that work outside.
Yeah, dig ditches.
Yeah, cut grass, whatever.
Yeah, there was people puttingon a roof three doors down, not
the van.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The other day.
Are they still a thing?
Guess not.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I doubt that I don't think they ever were, but anyway
, they were up on a house wherethe roof is and I was like, yet
a server can't be like what isit?
76 in here.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I can't deliver this steak, no.
Yeah, but it's too much and themovies Can we cool it Like
people are bringing comforters.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Oh yeah, we freeze.
Robin takes a blanket.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And we got a sweatshirt on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And then you go outside and your glasses fog up
and then you got to takeeverything off because it feels
like you're in a wet blanket,because you went back and you're
like I'm dying of heat.
It's weird.
I'm telling you, this is new,it's a new phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm telling you this is new, it's a new phenomenon
I'm waiting for.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
AMC to sell like.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
AMC heated blankets.
Yeah, do you want to rent ablanket for the movie.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Gross, first of all, disgusting, no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
And they ain't got no servers.
They don't run around.
Well, I guess they do have.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, people here, that's the biggest cop out.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, people are working.
What are you?
Oh, you don't want to sweat?
Well, then quit.
I sweat sometimes if I'mworking or doing stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, that's weird how yeah, but you go like this.
Got heated about being cold,but yeah, people go out for like
a nice anniversary meal or likethey're like a like a nice
supper like you know some peopledon't go out a lot yeah it's
like you know we're gonna go toa nice restaurant or blah, blah,
blah yeah, you know, whatevershe's wearing a nice dress or
(08:13):
whatever, and then you go andlike well, I'm gonna put on a
parka because yeah, yeah,because yeah, can you get my
wool dress, coat or the option.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Other option is would you like to sit out on our
patio or would you like to losefive pounds and get a zika virus
before we bring your appetizer?
So we got.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We got arctic tundra right versus like amazon rains
for us.
Yeah, would you like to sit inthe infrared sauna with the
wobbly table?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
would you like flies?
Flies with your meal, and Idon't mean french fries, I mean
flies on your face.
I'm not a big outside eatingperson, unless it's like April,
may At the beach.
At the beach, there's a wind,there's a breeze.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
When it's not cooler Fall.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't mind it Fall Out on the patio, I'll like
whatever.
60 to 80.
Summer 60 to 80 degrees.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
All you got obsessed can we sit on the patio?
Oh, you can have the wholepatio.
Yeah, you can have a heatstroke wherever you want, just
not in the restaurant, becauseyou're gonna have a hypothermia
anyway, it's two opposite can Isend my steak back and can I go
with it and get on the grill andwarm up and come back and
finish my salad?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Anyway, it is a heat dome.
Yeah, it's so hot.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's what you do If you're really hot outside.
You got in a pool you got noway to cool off, go to a Mexican
restaurant and just get a bag.
Go to Panera, get a basket ofchips and a water.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, you'd be freezing in five minutes.
Yeah, panera there yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
They're all cold.
I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, that's where half your money's going, is that
?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
HVAC bill.
How come Outback went out ofbusiness?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well, they had to pay NES.
We're done.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Were you eating in an igloo.
This is insane.
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Are you eating in an igloo?
This is insane.
It's crazy.
On the way here, though, I sawtwo people and it's hot.
It's like a weekday, it is sohot.
It was 830 in the morning.
Were they were 55 plus, becauseI can recognize a little bit
how old people are because I'mearly 50s.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
They were peers.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
They were in those sitting down bikes where they
were reclining like almostlaying back.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Was there a flag on the back?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They were sitting down, wilts and Pike a man and a
woman and A.
I was like, first of all, thatmakes my neck hurt.
It's like you're reading youriPad at a weird angle with not
enough pillows in the bed exceptfor you're biking and it's too
hot.
And what if you have to makesudden movements?
You're basically laying downit's the paddle boat of bikes
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which you want to do, somethingthat gets you nowhere.
Get on a paddle boat.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
A pedal boat.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Paddle Pedal.
Oh is it pedal.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Pedal boat, you just spin it.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh, it's not a paddle , it's a pedal.
Yeah, like a pedal boat.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
A pedal boat is just like hey, you want to do a, yeah
, you want to just sit and kindof like sort of turn a little
bit in this boat.
You want to do a burnout in themiddle of this pond and not go
anywhere.
It's like the power breaking aboat.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's weird, but I was like A it's too hot for that.
B, I don't understand thelaying down bicycle.
Bicycle, that's a new word.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Bicycle it's when you ride a bike and you're sick of
it.
No, I love riding a bike, but Ilove sitting in my Lazy Boy.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is there any way?
It's just interesting I'd fallasleep.
Yeah, and you're on Wilson Pike, you got to be alert People
flying up in here.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And what are you looking?
You're leaning back.
What are you looking at?
Squirrels.
You can't even see trafficcoming.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, but they're on the sidewalk.
They have a big like they're inthe dunes.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
you know, yeah right, it's like well, maybe if your
bike wasn't three inches abovethe ground we could see you
coming.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, I like a little more control than that, like if
somebody swerves, well, whathappened, ma'am?
Well, I was already laying down, so I couldn't make.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I try to put my footrest down before I hit that
intersection.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I'm not trying to bash on bikers, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
But I've said it before.
What is it?
Because they say share the road, share the road.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Sorry, I know.
Share the road right.
Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Which I always said okay, go to the speed limit.
So if there's rules, Right, youknow if I'm supposed to share
the road.
Maybe you should go close tothe speed limit or maybe you
shouldn't just blow throughintersections because you're on
the bike.
You seen them, people oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
No, that's wrong.
Everybody's not sharing the laweither you're like.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Well, I'm wearing tight pants and all my stuff
tour de frank Franklin, and youjust roll through like nobody
else matters.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You're like, this is Concord Road.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Which, if you want to exercise, that's fine.
I saw a dude.
He had everything on.
It was like he was sponsored.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, by seven people .
You're like, you're inBrentwood, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, but yeah, it's like it was like you're in
bretwood, what are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, it's likeit was like he was in a wreck.
I'm like, where are the rest ofthe?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
yeah, what are they called?
Where's the tour to something?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
yeah, yeah you don't drop your pillow and your time.
There ain't no peloton here,it's just you.
You're the only dude with theweird shaped space balls helmet.
He was on a hybrid bike.
It had a battery with it.
Why do you need wind resistance?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
if you can also hit the motor.
Yeah, that's all kind of cheatyright there.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And they all, sorry, just sweating.
I'm like dude, I can't do it.
I'm sorry if anybody listeningis big into riding bikes.
We know some people that ridebikes.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm sorry if anybody listeningis big into riding bikes.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
We know some people that ride bikes.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I can't do it either.
I can't ride a leisure bike.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I can ride a leisure bike, but I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I can't do it anymore .
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Have you seen traffic ?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, it's nutso.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, I ain't getting out there on a stick.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No, it's risking your life, yeah.
Don't do it?
Just stay inside.
Go to the Y where they'reblaring.
That's another thing.
You can go to the gym and belike I'm freezing.
I got to start out with a parka.
I got two sweatshirts on.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You know I got to heat up.
Well, it's for the peopleworking out because you know
they're sweating.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
We used to go to the Y and we quit Number one.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
We didn't go and number two it was too expensive,
especially when you don't go.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, so we joined the Williamson County Rec Center
.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh, yeah, yeah, which is?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
basically like a Y but way cheaper.
So I took both boys was likewell, we'll go like work out and
like, right, get on somemachines, I'll show you how to
use stuff.
So we go.
The gym is such an awkwardplace it is and I was like, oh,
it'd be fun, we'll go, you know,work out, and like, we'll just,
you know, take turns.
(15:29):
I'll show you how to do thismachine and their machines were
a little weird.
It was like a machine, but itkind of used your body weight
too.
They were just awkward.
And I was like I don't likethese.
But then there's always somedude that's just.
I'm like, are you still?
There was a guy using theweight bench or the bench press.
(15:51):
I was like, are you still that?
He's like, oh, I just go onemore.
Okay, it's fine, no rush,whatever.
I'm just here with my kids wewatch you and then rate how each
one goes 9.78 you want us tocount um, so, but then he does
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this thing and he's like I'm alldone yeah, like all right,
awesome, cool, and then you goover there like I was you know,
at least he told us when he wasdone.
Then you're like oh you'resweat stained from your yeah,
head's still there.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's cool.
Let me go get this 409 overhere you gotta sanitize
everything, yeah it's a littlebit, it's just awkward.
What are we?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
yeah, yeah, you're right and it's not supposed to
be like competitive no.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
But I'm looking around, I'm like I can't do that
and then I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
If you want to mess with somebody, get on.
Especially if you do machines,I'll tell you what you do.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Get on the machines, do your little leg extensions,
whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah.
And then right when you're donekind of covertly, take that
little pin out, yeah, and slamthat buddy down there like 300
and just walk off and be likeI'm done, just so the next day
yeah, it's like what the or yousee a middle-aged woman on one
of those, um, elliptical andit's smoking.
You know like, don't mess witha middle-aged woman on an
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elliptical machine.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, I'm like you win.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I can't do that thing .
Yeah, I've never understoodwanting to, I guess, run in
place or indoor.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Like I just don't when it was so hot years and
years ago I would go the Y yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Or maybe if I was at a Mexican restaurant and they
had an electrical machine, I'dbe like I'm going to warm up.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I need to heat up.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That's what they ought to do.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, while you're waiting for your stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Can I get some more chips?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Chips and salsa on the treadmill.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I'm saying the drips.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
That's going to be rough.
You just have to hold a cleanit off.
You know dripping the salsa.
Yeah, it's bad enough on a menu, but there's a little bit on
the belt.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Which to totally derail the menus.
Yeah, let's talk about that Tome, a menu is like a remote at a
hotel room.
It's absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And I love it because you go and they're like and
then just hand them to everybody.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, would you want to.
You want to rub your hands onthis real good before you start
eating chips and salsa?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
We have all these books we haven't wiped off in 17
years.
Take a look.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Or they have wiped it off and you're like the pine
salt is still pine salt and whenyou pick it up your eyes start
burning.
It's like can we get a happymedium?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
no, it's either covered in full bleach, or have
you decided what antibioticyou're?
Gonna need next week no, may Isuggest yeah, it doesn't matter
because I got it we've alreadycaught the bacteria.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I got it when I open my straw.
Thanks, um.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, I don't do straws either.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
See, I do straws, because when somebody sits down
the cup.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh, they're hate.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'm going to need a straw stat.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, see, I'm weird because I'm a germaphobe.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
But you don't do the straws, I don't like straws.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I hate drinking out of straws.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh my goodness.
First of all, it's bad for theplanet.
Well, it's horrible for theplanet.
You've got that right.
Because that sea turtle, but nosweet tea should be drunk out
of a straw.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, yeah, that's sacrilegious.
Nothing should be drunk out ofa straw, nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh no, A Coke Zero out of a straw.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Uh-uh Ooh, everything without a straw.
It tastes plasticky.
You can't drink it fast enough,like if you're really thirsty.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh uh-huh Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Like if you're really thirsty and you have a giant
glass of ice water.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Unless you're at McDonald's and it's 110 degrees
outside.
Nobody's like.
Can I get a straw?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
No, you're like spilling that all over your face
as you're drinking it.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Remember McDonald's straws with the yellow and the
red stripe on there?
Yeah, and, like Simba had said,you get that milkshake and you
get excited because you see itcome out of the straw, that big
vein come out of your forehead.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I love that so much.
Oh, my gosh, which, yeah yeah,I'm not a straw person.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Man Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I just roll with it on that.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna assume they wash the glass well
you gotta have a little bit ofgerms, otherwise you'd be sick
all the time you know, you gottahave some kind of immunity, so
maybe that's your thing that'strue, let me rub this menu, you
sure?
Yeah, I didn't get a flu shotthis year.
I'm gonna do that instead yeah,which?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
if you are hot and you're outside, just go to italy
.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
no, what's where they're doing um anti.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They're mad because there's too many tourists.
Okay, like the people at theback, or not?
The paddock, uh, the louvreyeah, they like pro, they like
just shut down, like we ain'tworking so the actual people in
it, they're like bye-bye well,they're saying like it's too,
many visitors Like they can'tkeep up, they're understaffed.
How do they cap?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
it.
You know what I mean.
Like, once they get to thismany visitors, it's closed for
the day until more people leave.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
But it's also, I guess I mean it's kind of like
capping the whole country,because they're kind of like.
Because people fly there to gosee that when everything gets
more expensive and if you livethere you're like I can't afford
it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, welcome to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
That's why I don't go downtown.
But it's funny because they'respraying people with water guns
to protest.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Well, that's not a big enough deterrent.
They need to come to Nashville.
Somebody can spray me while I'mgoing in a parking lot to
Kroger.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Ooh, that felt good, but like yeah it's hot.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Who cares that's not a deterrent.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
What's in the water?
Is it water Because?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
that's not a deterrent.
No People will be like can youget my pack?
I'm sweaty.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, this is fantastic.
The townspeople just cool youoff.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
They were yelling about it, but I think they were
just glad we were there, I thinkthey were cheering because
we're in line for the loot.
Wow.
But yeah, I thought that wasinteresting, that is interesting
.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Which, if you?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
want to spray a tourist with something.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Did you see the couple?
I think they're unidentified.
I'm going to go out on a limband say they're American.
I know what you're going to sayand they were in a museum, yep,
and somewhere in Italy.
I think, it was Italy andthere's like a chair, like an
art exhibit.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Maybe they should have had velvet ropes around it.
I don't think it would havemattered.
No, and they're taking picturesand the guy's like I'm going to
kind of pretend to sit on itand like collapses the chair
that and like collapses thechair.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
That went well and then they just peace out.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Skedaddle.
Like there's no cameras in amuseum.
Have you seen Thomas CrownAffair?
Like there's cameras everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yes, this is so ridiculous.
And then why are you just goingto?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
jet, just be like.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's bad.
You got to just be like.
You got to own up.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You got to be like I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Or just make up something and be like I kind of
stumbled, I didn't mean to, youcan't just bolt.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
No, that's horrible.
Everybody hates that yeah.
If somebody had said you knowwhat, it was dumb, we shouldn't
have done that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
At least people would be like well, at least they
fessed up, you know what I'msaying, that that's why there's
stuff like stay off the grass orlike no photos.
Be on this point.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Right, don't touch the baby kangaroos, you know,
stay on the path.
Yeah, oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
And then there was also related to heat dome.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Is that what we're?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
calling it?
Is that what they call it Aheat dome?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They're calling it a heat dome.
I don't know why.
I mean I get naming hurricanesand such, but why we got to name
heat waves.
This just feels like a badtrend.
Heat dome, Just call it a heatwave.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It's just hot.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
It's just June 2025, and it's extra hot early in the
summer.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I think domes you can open.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, early in the summer, I think, domes you can
open, yeah, or leave, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Astrodome.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't know there's other domes, superdome.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
But like.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I don't think a dome is just where something happens.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, it's, I guess, a dome of heat, but that's lame.
Yeah, it's hot.
Global warming yeah, climatechange Global warming, climate
change.
Few people have been saying itmight get hotter, so I'm going
to go with that.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, whatever, there's a lot of stores on the
street.
It's the shopping dome, what?
It's just where we are.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
What's this place called Kroger?
No, it's Grocery.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Down, but yeah, and then the opposite of being hot.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
There was a guy, I'm guessing, in Switzerland.
Well, he's not in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Is he cold?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, and he tried to break the record for being
buried in snow for some reason.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Why is this a thing?
Who's been doing it?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
He put his cold endurance to the test and broke
a Guinness World Record byspending more than two hours
buried in the snow while wearingonly his swim trunks.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
How do you not get frostbite?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Longest time spent in direct full body contact with
snow.
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Like, if you're sitting around I don't know, say
you're really hot and it's inthe summer and you're all inside
and you've played Uno 17,000times, what would you really
like to do as a challenge?
Well, you know, there are somepeople that have made it this
long.
Just in the snow, yeah, Withnothing on.
I think I'm going to go for it.
(25:30):
I'm going to start training.
What?
Yeah?
How many times do you getfrostbite?
How do you not get a high, notget hypothermia?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
but how do you not get frostbite?
I don't know, maybe he's justcrazy, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Mental games, I don't know what.
Yeah, that is.
That does make me cold for asecond.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, yeah, if he's feeling real brave, go to Ruby
Tuesday without a sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Wait on your appetizer.
That is nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I bet that same dude would go to a restaurant and be
like I'm going to go get mysweatshirt.
I'll be right back.
Anyway, I don't understand thathe is not in the heat dome.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
That's the dumb dome, I'm sorry, or moron dome why?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
would you do that?
I cannot imagine.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I bet.
If he goes on bike rides, I bethe gets on one of those laying
down kind.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Did you say laying down kind?
Is that what it is?
I thought you said it.
What's that?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
called A reclining bike, I don't know.
It looks like somebody said doyou want to get on a chaise
lounge by the pool?
Yeah, but can I put some wheelson it and some pedals so we can
also go down the sidewalk?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Reclining, oh no, it's a road bike.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It's a road bike.
It's that guy right there withthe big front wheel.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
The ultimate three-wheeled cruiser Is it
ultimate?
That's a cruiser man.
A cruiser bike is just a bike,that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, that's what it looks like Good gracious A
three-wheeled cruiser.
It's $600.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Y'all done lost yours , mine.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I could think of other hobbies besides being in
the snow and riding that thingright there that I would like to
do.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, maybe it's better for,like, maybe if you have back
problems or Maybe, so, but maybedon't get on a bike.
I don't know.
Sorry, If I had enough issuesfor the only bike I could ride.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I basically had to be in a Lazy Boy, I'd be like
maybe it's time to picksomething else, maybe it's time
to pickleball.
Yeah right, I don't know, ohman A little cornhole.
Yeah, right, yeah, don't hurtyourself.
Ping pong, let's just startsmall, you know what I'm saying.
Or just ping.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, bite off more than we can chew.
You're sitting down to ride.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh so.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well, if it's hot.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, Drink some liquid Straw.
No straw.
What have you?
You know, whatever is your.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, get your bag of ice, throw in your igloo cooler
, strap it on the back of yourthree-wheeled bike and ride to
the Mexican restaurant and runinside.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, oh, stay cool, thank you.
Welcome to hey Real Quick, this episode brought to
you by ice Bags of ice.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Buy them.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's hot.
Sit on them, sit on them yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Dump them on your head.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Ice bucket challenge?
We don't know, it is hot.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's hot Outside Heat dome.
I have two tickets.
I'm already at the event.
Yeah, I have two tickets.
I'm already at the event.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess half the world Likehere's what we're saying Push
(00:58):
fluids.
You know what I'm saying?
Gatorade watered down, gatorshade, lots of breaks.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I mean I kind of feel like the weather people at the
local news like really pushthose fluids.
You don't want to be out in thepeak of the day with the heat
and all that yard work in theearly morning, but it's yeah,
it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I don't know if for those of you who don't live in
the southeast, or or thenortheast.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Honestly, they're burning up too, but whatever For
all you listeners on anotherplanet.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's hotter here on earth.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Man.
We took our dogs for a walkthis morning at like maybe eight
o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Like let's beat the heat.
Yeah, oh no.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Try to stay in the shade.
We were sweating like fiveminutes in easy yeah, like
through your clothing.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Everybody needs a cold shower, including the dogs
yeah, it's read.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I think today is supposed to get up to like 106,
107, like the heat index.
Oh I, believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, I read.
If you want to feel like yourdog put on a fur coat, and walk
out barefoot and then go on yourwalk.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You know how they feel yeah, I always hear that if
you you're supposed to put yourhand like on the street, yeah
wash it after.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That's great, but put your hand down on the street
and if it's like oh, that's hot.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, don't take your dog for a walk.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's, it's sad, but it's
uh, yeah, it's too much, it'stoo much heat.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Um, I'm good with 90 like.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
If it's 90, I'm like okay we can get through this,
but the actual temperature isupper 90 yeah, and when, and
when it feels like over 100.
Yeah, people are like I'm goingto have to alter my plans.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, I don't know what it feels like outside,
because I ain't going.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm not in there.
Yeah, that's when you're justthankful for your HVAC.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
But then you're scared it's going to go out.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Everybody's a little nervous because we're all kind
of like trying to run it alittle more conservatively than
we would have.
You know, because you're like,well, you want to cool it, but
you don't want to blow it up.
You know, the HVAC companiesare like here we go guys.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, buckle up.
We're about to make a billiondollars and be busy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Cue up the Gatorade, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Seriously, I don't like that.
I thought about that thismorning.
I saw something on the news andit was like you know, be smart
with your HVAC and yeah, wedon't want to have a blackout
Like use too much power.
Yeah, yeah, go to a restaurant.
It's 45 degrees in there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You need a sweatshirt .
Can we talk about that for aminute?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, minute, yeah it can be a heat wave yeah go the
mall, whatever it's freezinginside giant buildings yeah,
freezing, I will say.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
This sunday I went to opry mills like a crazy person
opry mills is the most peopleknow what that is.
Two miles a mall where opryland used to be yeah what's up,
nashville?
But I had a gift card from mybirthday, so I went over there
to see if I could spend it, andI will tell you this the heat
dome had already started and youcould feel it in the mall oh,
(04:13):
it's hot.
I was trying on clothes and Iwas like and then I came out and
the lady was like it's hot inthe store and she said I heard
it's hot, hot out in the mall,like where you're walking.
I was like, yeah, it's kind oflike she has.
I was like it's becauseeverything's having to work so
hard, all those units on top ofthe building.
Are you kidding me?
She's out in the middle of thesun.
It was hot, but the restaurantshave got to cool it with the
(04:39):
cooling.
Because I went on my lunchbreak the other day, because I
went on my lunch break the otherday, sat in a restaurant and
wished I had a parka and it'sJune.
I mean, I think it's overkill.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I get it in December, Like oh, it's a little cool in
here.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, but it's wasteful and I don't want to go
there because I'm cold.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
They used to not have them that cold Every time we go
out to eat.
Yeah, Braxton doesn't take one.
He runs kind of hot.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But like everybody else in the family, Robin's
always cold.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
She has a sweatshirt that says it always cold.
Yeah, but even now I get asweatshirt Carter gets a
sweatshirt, we all throw it inthe car.
Yeah, take it in the car.
Yeah, take it in the restaurant.
Yeah, usually we always put iton.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Was that happening in 1999?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't think so.
Even 2001?
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Places were not that cold.
I don't know what's happening.
I know I sound 85, but it'smaking me crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
This is going to be a ranty episode which is unlike
all the others.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Tee it up but.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I will say, and I've heard it before yeah.
And I'll go and tell you Idon't want to hear it again when
I go in a restaurant and peoplesay, well, it's because the
workers, you know they'rerunning around and they're
working real hard and you know,you know they want to keep them
comfortable and like.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I get it.
I don't want them sweating inmy food.
I got news for you, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You ain't digging no ditch.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You're carrying a plate of food to me, the
customer who used to always beright but is apparently now
always cold, but like and I lookweird because I'm in a fur coat
.
Yeah, I got an idea If you'regetting paid to work here and
you're paid to bring me my food,I don't know, maybe if you bust
a little sweat every now andthen, it's not the end of the
(06:25):
world.
There's people that work outside.
Yeah, dig ditches.
Yeah, cut grass, whatever.
Yeah, there was people puttingon a roof three doors down, not
the van.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The other day.
Are they still a thing?
Guess not.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I doubt that I don't think they ever were, but anyway
, they were up on a house wherethe roof is and I was like, yet
a server can't be like what isit?
76 in here.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I can't deliver this steak, no.
Yeah, but it's too much and themovies Can we cool it Like
people are bringing comforters.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Oh yeah, we freeze.
Robin takes a blanket.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And we got a sweatshirt on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And then you go outside and your glasses fog up
and then you got to takeeverything off because it feels
like you're in a wet blanket,because you went back and you're
like I'm dying of heat.
It's weird.
I'm telling you, this is new,it's a new phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm telling you this is new, it's a new phenomenon
I'm waiting for.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
AMC to sell like.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
AMC heated blankets.
Yeah, do you want to rent ablanket for the movie.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Gross, first of all, disgusting, no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
And they ain't got no servers.
They don't run around.
Well, I guess they do have.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, people here, that's the biggest cop out.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, people are working.
What are you?
Oh, you don't want to sweat?
Well, then quit.
I sweat sometimes if I'mworking or doing stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, that's weird how yeah, but you go like this.
Got heated about being cold,but yeah, people go out for like
a nice anniversary meal or likethey're like a like a nice
supper like you know some peopledon't go out a lot yeah it's
like you know we're gonna go toa nice restaurant or blah, blah,
blah yeah, you know, whatevershe's wearing a nice dress or
(08:13):
whatever, and then you go andlike well, I'm gonna put on a
parka because yeah, yeah,because yeah, can you get my
wool dress, coat or the option.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Other option is would you like to sit out on our
patio or would you like to losefive pounds and get a zika virus
before we bring your appetizer?
So we got.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We got arctic tundra right versus like amazon rains
for us.
Yeah, would you like to sit inthe infrared sauna with the
wobbly table?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
would you like flies?
Flies with your meal, and Idon't mean french fries, I mean
flies on your face.
I'm not a big outside eatingperson, unless it's like April,
may At the beach.
At the beach, there's a wind,there's a breeze.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
When it's not cooler Fall.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't mind it Fall Out on the patio, I'll like
whatever.
60 to 80.
Summer 60 to 80 degrees.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
All you got obsessed can we sit on the patio?
Oh, you can have the wholepatio.
Yeah, you can have a heatstroke wherever you want, just
not in the restaurant, becauseyou're gonna have a hypothermia
anyway, it's two opposite can Isend my steak back and can I go
with it and get on the grill andwarm up and come back and
finish my salad?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Anyway, it is a heat dome.
Yeah, it's so hot.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's what you do If you're really hot outside.
You got in a pool you got noway to cool off, go to a Mexican
restaurant and just get a bag.
Go to Panera, get a basket ofchips and a water.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, you'd be freezing in five minutes.
Yeah, panera there yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
They're all cold.
I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, that's where half your money's going, is that
?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
HVAC bill.
How come Outback went out ofbusiness?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well, they had to pay NES.
We're done.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Were you eating in an igloo.
This is insane.
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Are you eating in an igloo?
This is insane.
It's crazy.
On the way here, though, I sawtwo people and it's hot.
It's like a weekday, it is sohot.
It was 830 in the morning.
Were they were 55 plus, becauseI can recognize a little bit
how old people are because I'mearly 50s.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
They were peers.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
They were in those sitting down bikes where they
were reclining like almostlaying back.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Was there a flag on the back?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They were sitting down, wilts and Pike a man and a
woman and A.
I was like, first of all, thatmakes my neck hurt.
It's like you're reading youriPad at a weird angle with not
enough pillows in the bed exceptfor you're biking and it's too
hot.
And what if you have to makesudden movements?
You're basically laying downit's the paddle boat of bikes
(11:04):
which you want to do, somethingthat gets you nowhere.
Get on a paddle boat.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
A pedal boat.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Paddle Pedal.
Oh is it pedal.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Pedal boat, you just spin it.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh, it's not a paddle , it's a pedal.
Yeah, like a pedal boat.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
A pedal boat is just like hey, you want to do a, yeah
, you want to just sit and kindof like sort of turn a little
bit in this boat.
You want to do a burnout in themiddle of this pond and not go
anywhere.
It's like the power breaking aboat.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's weird, but I was like A it's too hot for that.
B, I don't understand thelaying down bicycle.
Bicycle, that's a new word.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Bicycle it's when you ride a bike and you're sick of
it.
No, I love riding a bike, but Ilove sitting in my Lazy Boy.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is there any way?
It's just interesting I'd fallasleep.
Yeah, and you're on Wilson Pike, you got to be alert People
flying up in here.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And what are you looking?
You're leaning back.
What are you looking at?
Squirrels.
You can't even see trafficcoming.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, but they're on the sidewalk.
They have a big like they're inthe dunes.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
you know, yeah right, it's like well, maybe if your
bike wasn't three inches abovethe ground we could see you
coming.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, I like a little more control than that, like if
somebody swerves, well, whathappened, ma'am?
Well, I was already laying down, so I couldn't make.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I try to put my footrest down before I hit that
intersection.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I'm not trying to bash on bikers, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
But I've said it before.
What is it?
Because they say share the road, share the road.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Sorry, I know.
Share the road right.
Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Which I always said okay, go to the speed limit.
So if there's rules, Right, youknow if I'm supposed to share
the road.
Maybe you should go close tothe speed limit or maybe you
shouldn't just blow throughintersections because you're on
the bike.
You seen them, people oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
No, that's wrong.
Everybody's not sharing the laweither you're like.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Well, I'm wearing tight pants and all my stuff
tour de frank Franklin, and youjust roll through like nobody
else matters.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You're like, this is Concord Road.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Which, if you want to exercise, that's fine.
I saw a dude.
He had everything on.
It was like he was sponsored.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, by seven people .
You're like, you're inBrentwood, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, but yeah, it's like it was like you're in
bretwood, what are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, it's likeit was like he was in a wreck.
I'm like, where are the rest ofthe?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
yeah, what are they called?
Where's the tour to something?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
yeah, yeah you don't drop your pillow and your time.
There ain't no peloton here,it's just you.
You're the only dude with theweird shaped space balls helmet.
He was on a hybrid bike.
It had a battery with it.
Why do you need wind resistance?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
if you can also hit the motor.
Yeah, that's all kind of cheatyright there.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And they all, sorry, just sweating.
I'm like dude, I can't do it.
I'm sorry if anybody listeningis big into riding bikes.
We know some people that ridebikes.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm sorry if anybody listeningis big into riding bikes.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
We know some people that ride bikes.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I can't do it either.
I can't ride a leisure bike.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I can ride a leisure bike, but I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I can't do it anymore .
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Have you seen traffic ?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, it's nutso.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, I ain't getting out there on a stick.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No, it's risking your life, yeah.
Don't do it?
Just stay inside.
Go to the Y where they'reblaring.
That's another thing.
You can go to the gym and belike I'm freezing.
I got to start out with a parka.
I got two sweatshirts on.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You know I got to heat up.
Well, it's for the peopleworking out because you know
they're sweating.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
We used to go to the Y and we quit Number one.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
We didn't go and number two it was too expensive,
especially when you don't go.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, so we joined the Williamson County Rec Center
.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh, yeah, yeah, which is?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
basically like a Y but way cheaper.
So I took both boys was likewell, we'll go like work out and
like, right, get on somemachines, I'll show you how to
use stuff.
So we go.
The gym is such an awkwardplace it is and I was like, oh,
it'd be fun, we'll go, you know,work out, and like, we'll just,
you know, take turns.
(15:29):
I'll show you how to do thismachine and their machines were
a little weird.
It was like a machine, but itkind of used your body weight
too.
They were just awkward.
And I was like I don't likethese.
But then there's always somedude that's just.
I'm like, are you still?
There was a guy using theweight bench or the bench press.
(15:51):
I was like, are you still that?
He's like, oh, I just go onemore.
Okay, it's fine, no rush,whatever.
I'm just here with my kids wewatch you and then rate how each
one goes 9.78 you want us tocount um, so, but then he does
(16:12):
this thing and he's like I'm alldone yeah, like all right,
awesome, cool, and then you goover there like I was you know,
at least he told us when he wasdone.
Then you're like oh you'resweat stained from your yeah,
head's still there.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's cool.
Let me go get this 409 overhere you gotta sanitize
everything, yeah it's a littlebit, it's just awkward.
What are we?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
yeah, yeah, you're right and it's not supposed to
be like competitive no.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
But I'm looking around, I'm like I can't do that
and then I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
If you want to mess with somebody, get on.
Especially if you do machines,I'll tell you what you do.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Get on the machines, do your little leg extensions,
whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah.
And then right when you're donekind of covertly, take that
little pin out, yeah, and slamthat buddy down there like 300
and just walk off and be likeI'm done, just so the next day
yeah, it's like what the or yousee a middle-aged woman on one
of those, um, elliptical andit's smoking.
You know like, don't mess witha middle-aged woman on an
(17:13):
elliptical machine.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, I'm like you win.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I can't do that thing .
Yeah, I've never understoodwanting to, I guess, run in
place or indoor.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Like I just don't when it was so hot years and
years ago I would go the Y yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Or maybe if I was at a Mexican restaurant and they
had an electrical machine, I'dbe like I'm going to warm up.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I need to heat up.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That's what they ought to do.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, while you're waiting for your stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Can I get some more chips?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Chips and salsa on the treadmill.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I'm saying the drips.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
That's going to be rough.
You just have to hold a cleanit off.
You know dripping the salsa.
Yeah, it's bad enough on a menu, but there's a little bit on
the belt.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Which to totally derail the menus.
Yeah, let's talk about that Tome, a menu is like a remote at a
hotel room.
It's absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And I love it because you go and they're like and
then just hand them to everybody.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, would you want to.
You want to rub your hands onthis real good before you start
eating chips and salsa?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
We have all these books we haven't wiped off in 17
years.
Take a look.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Or they have wiped it off and you're like the pine
salt is still pine salt and whenyou pick it up your eyes start
burning.
It's like can we get a happymedium?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
no, it's either covered in full bleach, or have
you decided what antibioticyou're?
Gonna need next week no, may Isuggest yeah, it doesn't matter
because I got it we've alreadycaught the bacteria.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I got it when I open my straw.
Thanks, um.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, I don't do straws either.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
See, I do straws, because when somebody sits down
the cup.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh, they're hate.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'm going to need a straw stat.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, see, I'm weird because I'm a germaphobe.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
But you don't do the straws, I don't like straws.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I hate drinking out of straws.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh my goodness.
First of all, it's bad for theplanet.
Well, it's horrible for theplanet.
You've got that right.
Because that sea turtle, but nosweet tea should be drunk out
of a straw.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, yeah, that's sacrilegious.
Nothing should be drunk out ofa straw, nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh no, A Coke Zero out of a straw.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Uh-uh Ooh, everything without a straw.
It tastes plasticky.
You can't drink it fast enough,like if you're really thirsty.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh uh-huh Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Like if you're really thirsty and you have a giant
glass of ice water.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Unless you're at McDonald's and it's 110 degrees
outside.
Nobody's like.
Can I get a straw?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
No, you're like spilling that all over your face
as you're drinking it.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Remember McDonald's straws with the yellow and the
red stripe on there?
Yeah, and, like Simba had said,you get that milkshake and you
get excited because you see itcome out of the straw, that big
vein come out of your forehead.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I love that so much.
Oh, my gosh, which, yeah yeah,I'm not a straw person.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Man Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I just roll with it on that.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna assume they wash the glass well
you gotta have a little bit ofgerms, otherwise you'd be sick
all the time you know, you gottahave some kind of immunity, so
maybe that's your thing that'strue, let me rub this menu, you
sure?
Yeah, I didn't get a flu shotthis year.
I'm gonna do that instead yeah,which?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
if you are hot and you're outside, just go to italy
.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
no, what's where they're doing um anti.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They're mad because there's too many tourists.
Okay, like the people at theback, or not?
The paddock, uh, the louvreyeah, they like pro, they like
just shut down, like we ain'tworking so the actual people in
it, they're like bye-bye well,they're saying like it's too,
many visitors Like they can'tkeep up, they're understaffed.
How do they cap?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
it.
You know what I mean.
Like, once they get to thismany visitors, it's closed for
the day until more people leave.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
But it's also, I guess I mean it's kind of like
capping the whole country,because they're kind of like.
Because people fly there to gosee that when everything gets
more expensive and if you livethere you're like I can't afford
it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, welcome to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
That's why I don't go downtown.
But it's funny because they'respraying people with water guns
to protest.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Well, that's not a big enough deterrent.
They need to come to Nashville.
Somebody can spray me while I'mgoing in a parking lot to
Kroger.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Ooh, that felt good, but like yeah it's hot.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Who cares that's not a deterrent.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
What's in the water?
Is it water Because?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
that's not a deterrent.
No People will be like can youget my pack?
I'm sweaty.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, this is fantastic.
The townspeople just cool youoff.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
They were yelling about it, but I think they were
just glad we were there, I thinkthey were cheering because
we're in line for the loot.
Wow.
But yeah, I thought that wasinteresting, that is interesting
.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Which, if you?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
want to spray a tourist with something.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Did you see the couple?
I think they're unidentified.
I'm going to go out on a limband say they're American.
I know what you're going to sayand they were in a museum, yep,
and somewhere in Italy.
I think, it was Italy andthere's like a chair, like an
art exhibit.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Maybe they should have had velvet ropes around it.
I don't think it would havemattered.
No, and they're taking picturesand the guy's like I'm going to
kind of pretend to sit on itand like collapses the chair
that and like collapses thechair.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
That went well and then they just peace out.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Skedaddle.
Like there's no cameras in amuseum.
Have you seen Thomas CrownAffair?
Like there's cameras everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yes, this is so ridiculous.
And then why are you just goingto?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
jet, just be like.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's bad.
You got to just be like.
You got to own up.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You got to be like I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Or just make up something and be like I kind of
stumbled, I didn't mean to, youcan't just bolt.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
No, that's horrible.
Everybody hates that yeah.
If somebody had said you knowwhat, it was dumb, we shouldn't
have done that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
At least people would be like well, at least they
fessed up, you know what I'msaying, that that's why there's
stuff like stay off the grass orlike no photos.
Be on this point.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Right, don't touch the baby kangaroos, you know,
stay on the path.
Yeah, oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
And then there was also related to heat dome.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Is that what we're?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
calling it?
Is that what they call it Aheat dome?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They're calling it a heat dome.
I don't know why.
I mean I get naming hurricanesand such, but why we got to name
heat waves.
This just feels like a badtrend.
Heat dome, Just call it a heatwave.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It's just hot.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
It's just June 2025, and it's extra hot early in the
summer.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I think domes you can open.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, early in the summer, I think, domes you can
open, yeah, or leave, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Astrodome.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't know there's other domes, superdome.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
But like.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I don't think a dome is just where something happens.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, it's, I guess, a dome of heat, but that's lame.
Yeah, it's hot.
Global warming yeah, climatechange Global warming, climate
change.
Few people have been saying itmight get hotter, so I'm going
to go with that.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, whatever, there's a lot of stores on the
street.
It's the shopping dome, what?
It's just where we are.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
What's this place called Kroger?
No, it's Grocery.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Down, but yeah, and then the opposite of being hot.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
There was a guy, I'm guessing, in Switzerland.
Well, he's not in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Is he cold?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, and he tried to break the record for being
buried in snow for some reason.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Why is this a thing?
Who's been doing it?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
He put his cold endurance to the test and broke
a Guinness World Record byspending more than two hours
buried in the snow while wearingonly his swim trunks.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
How do you not get frostbite?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Longest time spent in direct full body contact with
snow.
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Like, if you're sitting around I don't know, say
you're really hot and it's inthe summer and you're all inside
and you've played Uno 17,000times, what would you really
like to do as a challenge?
Well, you know, there are somepeople that have made it this
long.
Just in the snow, yeah, Withnothing on.
I think I'm going to go for it.
(25:30):
I'm going to start training.
What?
Yeah?
How many times do you getfrostbite?
How do you not get a high, notget hypothermia?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
but how do you not get frostbite?
I don't know, maybe he's justcrazy, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Mental games, I don't know what.
Yeah, that is.
That does make me cold for asecond.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, yeah, if he's feeling real brave, go to Ruby
Tuesday without a sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Wait on your appetizer.
That is nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I bet that same dude would go to a restaurant and be
like I'm going to go get mysweatshirt.
I'll be right back.
Anyway, I don't understand thathe is not in the heat dome.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
That's the dumb dome, I'm sorry, or moron dome why?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
would you do that?
I cannot imagine.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I bet.
If he goes on bike rides, I bethe gets on one of those laying
down kind.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Did you say laying down kind?
Is that what it is?
I thought you said it.
What's that?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
called A reclining bike, I don't know.
It looks like somebody said doyou want to get on a chaise
lounge by the pool?
Yeah, but can I put some wheelson it and some pedals so we can
also go down the sidewalk?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Reclining, oh no, it's a road bike.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It's a road bike.
It's that guy right there withthe big front wheel.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
The ultimate three-wheeled cruiser Is it
ultimate?
That's a cruiser man.
A cruiser bike is just a bike,that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, that's what it looks like Good gracious A
three-wheeled cruiser.
It's $600.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Y'all done lost yours , mine.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I could think of other hobbies besides being in
the snow and riding that thingright there that I would like to
do.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, maybe it's better for,like, maybe if you have back
problems or Maybe, so, but maybedon't get on a bike.
I don't know.
Sorry, If I had enough issuesfor the only bike I could ride.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I basically had to be in a Lazy Boy, I'd be like
maybe it's time to picksomething else, maybe it's time
to pickleball.
Yeah right, I don't know, ohman A little cornhole.
Yeah, right, yeah, don't hurtyourself.
Ping pong, let's just startsmall, you know what I'm saying.
Or just ping.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, bite off more than we can chew.
You're sitting down to ride.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh so.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well, if it's hot.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, Drink some liquid Straw.
No straw.
What have you?
You know, whatever is your.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, get your bag of ice, throw in your igloo cooler
, strap it on the back of yourthree-wheeled bike and ride to
the Mexican restaurant and runinside.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, oh, stay cool, thank you.
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