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May 16, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Welcome to hey Real Quick.
You know what I did yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm not going to go into the deets, but I went to
the dentist for my that was funRoot canal.
Every two or three yearcleaning.
I don't go every.
First of all, every six monthsis overkill.
I'm just going to do a flybyjust real quick, but the
scraping has to stop yeah, I getthat's the way they get the

(00:50):
tartar off and you know, flossis only like a string.
But I wanted it to be over andit was longer than I had ever
remembered.
I was blacking out in themiddle, I was it just not, but
it was too much.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I love the need.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
When I left I was like doing that thing with your
jaw where you're like.
Well, now my whole mouth issore.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
And oh, there's nothing left on my teeth.
They're smooth, All right.
But, I'm like what do you havea chisel.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, and it's I love when they kind of jukey a
little bit and like they're like, are you okay?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
oh yeah yeah, and I'm so southern, oh yeah, of course
I'm fine, I'll always exceptfor when I spit or not spit.
Because now you, they do thesuction and they say, and close
and close, and I'm like, can yousee the blood going through
that too?
Because yeah you're tearing meup in here and I'm about done.
I totally expected the dentistto come in and be like

(01:50):
everything looks great, exceptfor you got some gum irritation,
which I did not have on my wayto the dentist.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Right yeah, we're going to your teeth look amazing
.
Yeah, we're going to havesomebody come in real quick and
do those stitches and we'll sendyou on your way.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, didn't enjoy it .
Didn't enjoy it and they'llsend you on your way.
Yeah, didn't enjoy it.
Didn't enjoy it, didn't get asticker, nothing, no balloon
animal.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh, they do.
Yeah, they used to do theswords.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Like balloon swords.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't know yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
For the kids, or like you could get like a little dog
.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I'm going to say it's kind of gone down.
It looks a little bit like aghost town from out west in
there.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
There's a couple desks.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I know a lady used to do billing there.
It looks like nobody lives atthat desk.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, we go to the same place.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I'm about to not go to the same place because I am
done Sorry.
They kind of shut down thatlittle playground, remember.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
There's always like a First of all, no kid is reading
or maybe they're looking at abook, but there was always like
a little look, it's like walkinginto a tree.
Yeah, and there are a couple ofbooks and, like you're about to
get, yeah, and then they hadTVs in the waiting room.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
They don't have TVs in the waiting room anymore, or
they weren't on.
There was no HGTV show on.
I'm going to say this too.
Yesterday I also went toChick-fil-A Surprise.
We should have six sponsors,because we all know who they are
Chick-fil-A, costco and thedentist.
But we don't believe in themanymore.
But I went in because the draftthere was closed.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I hadn't been in a Chick-fil-A in a minute.
There's no Play Place.
I'm all down for that.
I don't like play place.
I'm all down for that you knowwhy.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
If you have a play place, you need a referee.
Yeah, you need somebody with awhistle and a striped shirt or
like a bodyguard or a buffer orsomething, because invariably
your kid's coming.
This kid took my shoe and threwit at me and then you're like
invariably your kid's coming.
This kid took my shoe and threwit at me and then you're like I
don't want to go managesomebody else's kid, and they're

(03:49):
sitting who knows which parentit is.
Anyway, sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I sent y'all in there so I didn't have to yell at you
.
Then you got to go in.
But we used to get that too.
Somebody like there's alwayssome kid, there's always a bully
.
He's usually about anywherebetween 5 and 14.
There's always that kid.
That's a little too big for it.
Yeah, you're like, this is forpeople that are below four feet,
dude right, you know, and youand I could play one-on-one

(04:15):
basketball yeah, and I wouldlose yeah and they'll camp out
at the top of the tunnel andthey won't let the kid to the
slide yeah, it's like a troll inthe kids book.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, it's the troll, but anyway I was glad to see it
yeah, I was real glad to see it.
But after that I went to umcostco to get some milk and such
and this is new to me they hada ford bronco outside where you
get your tires I'm like I don'tthink they're cheaper though no,

(04:47):
and who's going by?
The ford bronco, which I love,the new ford bronco.
If you want to sponsor and giveus one and we'll put hey, real
quick I like the looks of them.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I have.
I have seen the crash testresults.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Don't do it whatever I have test driven one for fun,
when ben and I were just testingcars but anyway, I'm like who's
driving by going, you know,nobody's planning to go there to
get their car, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
They're going to get some bulk like milk.
Maybe you get a pair of shortsand a beach towel, maybe a house
plant.
That's your surprise purchase,but like.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
But a.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Bronco, can you imagine going home and be like?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
honey.
Um, I was at costco and I knowthis is crazy, but the price was
amazing.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
What'd you get?
A ford bronco a six packeverybody you get a ford bronco
and you get a ford bronco, butso, but when I came out, there
was a kind of a younger, I saykid, young adult that was
working there, obviously, butunder his little vest he had on
Alabama t-shirts.
So, like I do, I was like rolltide.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Did you get anything back?
Did they say it?
Do you know what he said?
What?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yes, ma'am, and I was like that's a good response.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's a good response.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It wasn't the roll tide back.
He just kind of like gave methe half smile like yes, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I kind of like that better.
You respect your elders.
Yeah Right, we're on the samepage.
I know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, it was like oh man, that's amazing.
That's a good one yeah, rolltide.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yes, ma'am, the Ford Bronco.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
No, he was bringing carts in.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh he worked there, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Anyway, yeah.
So I know Exciting time y'allyeah.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Went through all the sponsors.
That was my crazy Tuesday.
Which I went to.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Mm, hmm.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I think I was there too Were you.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I was just there four days ago and I was there too,
were you Costco.
Yeah, I was just there, fourdays ago.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I'm there two days a week.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Easy.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Which they're doing a drive for a children's hospital
.
So I gave a dollar, whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh, they got me, they asked me.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
But then when I go back I kind of wanted to say,
look, I just gave and so I'm notgoing to give again, but I did
get four days ago.
You won't see my receipt.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I can't stand, sorry, so I did you know what I hate?
Let's talk about it again.
You know, they did it to me.
They're like, and sometimes Ijust panic and give.
Not that it's bad to give.
No, but sometimes I also panicand say no.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
And then I'm just like as soon as I say no.
I'm like they think I amhorrible.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
They don't though.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
No, but in my head every other person that went
through gave today.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Gave.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
And then they're like did you see?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
that little skinny white dude that came through
here.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
He said no yeah.
Not even a dollar for thechildren, right, yeah, yeah,
yeah, which usually I do, andthey give you the balloon or
something, don't you?
Write, not a balloon, but it'sa little piece of paper you
probably gave more than I did no, I think you do like.
You, just write your name onthere, you can give me nothing.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I ain't writing my name.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
You used to do that no maybe that's public's, I
don't know but, always when yougo back, I always want to be
like uh-uh, no, find mine.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's over the top left.
That's my balloon I alreadygave.
I can't do this every time Iknow, but anywho.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
And then you know, we're getting to the end of the
school year and my youngest kidis about to go work at a camp
for three weeks.
So my kid is about to go workat a camp for three weeks, so
about to get in the packing modefor that, which means he
doesn't pack his own clothes hecan, but I always do a double
check because invariably it'llbe like you know you have no

(08:37):
socks, and this doesn't justapply to my young.
I'm not throwing my youngestunder the bus.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
She's throwing everybody under the bus.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Everybody in my family Because we have done the
thing before where we got toIowa for Thanksgiving or
something one year and it waslike that's funny, I don't see
Jonah's suitcase.
He was like a little kid.
No suitcase, it never got putin the car.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh, no so.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I am.
You know where I'm going withthis, but I am the person in the
couple that is like the doublechecker.
If we're going on a trip.
I've already made the packinglist three weeks ahead of time.
Yeah, that's Robin.
Toothbrushes, retainers,inhalers, you know uh, chargers

(09:26):
for the car battery, backups forthe phones yeah, everybody else
is like rain jackets I know,yeah, I got a toothbrush but you
don't have any toothpaste gross.
So, anywho, and I like line itall up and I pack him, packing
cubes.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I do like the packing cubes.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
When you go to camp you have to label everything.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Because if he's there long enough, they'll have to do
laundry.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
You at least have to put stuff even on the bottom of
socks and stuff.
I'm sure no.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
On the bottom of socks.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, they do their laundry.
There's a hole in my name,sorry, my initials were on a
hole, but now they're gone.
But what I'm saying is likethey have to have everything
labeled, because they're goingto do their laundry.
So it's like, okay, can youplease come back with those
shorts that we just bought?

(10:21):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, robin, she's the packer.
And she packs like if we gosomewhere, if we're leaving on
Friday, thursday after workshe's got her bag out.
She's like I'm a morning packer.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I pack the day of oh gosh, I packed two days ahead of
time and then whatever else isstill in the laundry, I pull it
out if I packed three daysbefore I'm gonna check it seven
times, I know and I'm like ocdbecause I'm gonna, I'm gonna
look in the bag over and overagain and I'm like did I get?
That's what I'm doing so.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I just wait and pack the day of that way, I don't
have to go back yeah but anyway,there's always, there's all,
especially with couples there'salways a planner and then other,
like Robin, plans out whenwe're leaving oh, I mean we can
both kind of like where you wantto go but it's like when are we

(11:13):
leaving?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
when are?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
we getting back back Like flights.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know, if we're going by car like we're going to
leave at this time probably getthere around.
Then we're going to eat supperwith them and I'm just like
where are we going?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh my gosh, isn't that nice though it is nice, do
you like being?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
that person?
Yeah, I do, but I feelworthless.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
But I'm like the mule , Like yeah, you're like, yeah,
I'll unload the car.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay, so like if we go to the airport like if
there's a desk and areceptionist.
Yeah, I'm just like um, I thinkyou need to talk to my wife she
knows stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
She's got the file folder.
Yeah, hold bag, like you know.
Yeah, like yeah, you gotnothing.
Yeah, somebody's got to movethis stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
But um, yeah, man, but I'm, yeah, I couldn't be the
planner.
She always says like you're theworst.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
we're not really either of us are planners, but I
can pack logistics.
Logistics I can do like, whatdo we need to get there?
Right, right, it'd be great ifI could just pack.
And he always books flights,though Randall will book flights
.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
See, I don't even book flights, he rents the car.
Oh, I don't even know thatstuff.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I can do it.
I have done it.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
She enjoys it, I think.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh yeah, she's just really good at it, she's really
good at it she is good.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
But I think one time she said, like you know, it
would be nice if somebody justkind of Took over this Just
planned everything.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh yeah, You're like and.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I'm like, I'm always like you know what the next one
I'm going to plan?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
You're like travel agent license online.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
But what she did, so she's good at planning trips and
excursions.
She's good at planning tripsand excursions, but the last
time she started using chat GPT,I have to make sure I say that
right.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
It's so hard to say.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
It's, I don't whoever named it should have asked AI.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I know Are there.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Any other options?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, I can't say it.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
But it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
To plan the trip.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, because she just said like hey, we want to
take a trip.
That's long, it's just two ofus, blah, blah, blah.
We want a few excursions.
Nothing too, I mean, you justsay what you want.
And it's like, and then it'sgot the whole.
I mean you can tweak it.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, but it gives you like a skeleton of like
Monday this is a good place tostay.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
That's kind of close to the airport your first day.
There's a real good restaurantright over here.
If you want something Like itgives you everything.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
That is amazing Okay.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Which is weird, see, I know.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
That's when you're like it's creepy, but I don't
like it, but she, yeah, she is.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
And now we don't pay for it Because I think you can
like do oh, chat GP.
There's, like you know, it'sthe app, uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Which I didn't know it's I don't have the app Chat
generative Generative.
Yeah, pre-trained.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Transformer.
We're listening to.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
They're already going to call it a transformer.
More than meets the eye.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
We got Decepticons planning our Up in here.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Who's your travel agent?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
It's Optimus Prime, it's.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Bumblebee, it's also our rental car.
We like muscle cars.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
But yeah, I didn't know that, but it's.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Generative Pre-Trained Transformer.
What if you said that everytime?
Sorry, that's so funny to me.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I'm just going to call it.
I just call it AI.
To be honest, what's a?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
chat and it's an app.
What am I 80?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Is it an?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
app.
Really, I thought I didn't knowit was an app.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't know how to do it.
I got to start.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I got to start branching out.
I had to.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Google.
Well what chat?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
GPT is how to use it.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, I was Googling like how does AI?
And then the answer is likefrom AI, from AI.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
The AI is basically like Rolling its eyes.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I said you're a moron .
And eyes.
I said you're a moron.
And okay.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay, I know this is okay.
I probably shouldn't do this,but I know this is like tangent
a little bit, but remember youwere showing me the, the, the
robots that ran the race.
We talked about it in like ourlast podcast or three, so did
you see in the news.
And then we can go back to chatgpt.

(15:40):
But, like when I hear chat gpt,I still just think about the
robots taking over yeah.
Well, they're going to yeahbecause they already know we're
going on vacation, they're gonnarob our house while we're gone,
but um, but it showed somewhereone of the robots in a lab and
it just started flailing its arm.
And those things are, I mean,they're stick, whatever they're

(16:02):
metal Right yeah.
And it started going crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Well, they got to know Kung Fu Like it's on the
internet, like they probablyknow every.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
And the people were trying to shut it down and I was
like this is what I was saying.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
It's too late to shut it down.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, you can put them dogs up.
Well, it's like I mean the dogswithout a face, first of all.
That's, it's already, and it'slike a horror movie all in one.
Great, you want a pet andnightmares.
Here you go, and it's probablygoing to kill you.
That's what I feel like I knowthat's dramatic Right, probably

(16:37):
gonna kill you.
Yeah, that's what I feel.
Like I know that's dramaticright, probably not true.
But what if?
you look up the video of that Idon't robot, and it's like the
people are like it just startsdoing it out of the blue.
What's a robot?
Yeah, I know it's weird.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's not like he started crying and I started,
that's the thing about a robot,like a person, you can be like.
He looks like he's mad but,like a robot.
You're just person.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
You can be like he looks like he's mad, but like a
robot.
You're just like yeah,la-di-da-di-da, yeah, it's like
the ones that build cars, likewhen you see cars being built
now which I don't know what Ithought.
Was happening anyway.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I mean, I knew there wasn't some dude with a
cigarette hanging out of hismouth, like Weldon?
What is it?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
1957?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah like on the Nissan line.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Give me another palm oil.
Yeah, they had.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Oh, it was the Hyundai.
No, it was a Hyundai.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Or Nissan, it was a Hyundai or whatever.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, and it's all.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Robotic it's all robots, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Which is helpful, I'm sure, and efficient.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
But it is weird.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I don't know what I think about it.
I do know what I think about it.
I do know what I think about it.
I'm like uh-oh.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, that's what I think about it.
When they do everything nowLike so, when you do like a big
factory or a warehouse like youstill have people in there, but
a lot of times like people don'teven go grab the stuff, like
it's like robots, they're justlike wheel over here.
Okay, so robots, but not likethe ones that are walking, Not

(18:00):
like the ones that are like, butthat's coming.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, that's coming.
That's what's scary to me.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah, you're going to have ones.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
that just the ones that look like humans, that they
try to make a little bit toomuch like humans, whether they
have that like silicone face onit or not.
Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Which silicone face on it or not, yeah, but which.
I will say it was terrifying.
Speaking of cars, so robin gota car and you know how, when you
buy a car or whatever, it's thenegotiation you're always like
I don't know what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Are they ripping me off?
Yeah, is this a good deal?
So?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
you, she used um chat gupta, chat gupta yeah and it
kind of tells you like, hey, um,this is what this means.
Uh, this because they usedifferent terms like money
factor right and they break itdown.
They, like you know, moneyfactor.
Is this divided by?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
it's basically the interest so they're just calling
, but they just use differentterms and stuff you're not used
to Right.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
But AI just tells you like yeah, this is a good rate
for this, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, brilliant.
So it's stuff we didn't know.
So it's just kind of yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah.
So then you're like yeah, it'sjust like anything else.
It's like the internet.
It's like it's great for a lotof things.
It's bad for hypochondriacs,it's bad for people that want to
, you know, hack people orcommit crimes or do really
horrible things or you knowthings that aren't good for you,
but it's great for if you wantto do college classes at home.

(19:31):
So the dark side, man, man,there's a lot of dark sides
anyway, don't yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
yeah, which I'm not missing, social media.
It's been a while are you not?
Yeah, I don't have it on myphone anymore.
I don't have it good thing yeah, good for you.
Yeah, your brain is so likeWell, I mean, I still look at
news and stuff.
Yeah, well, I mean, which kindof messes it up?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, that's because it's the news that we have.
But what was I just thinking of?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Ask AI.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
You know what they could do if the robot was not
demon possessed and it was goodwith a scrapey hook, maybe they
could clean your teeth.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
No.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I don't want a robot.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
No, what if that thing went crazy?
Oh yeah, oh no, that's not good.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, which I don't know, because every time I
Google something.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Uh-huh, does it just pop up with an AI answer at the
top now, so I'm just going to.
Remember how, like nine monthsago, that wasn't the thing.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Oh yeah, so yeah.
Now it just says AI.
So I'm just going to.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
AI generator.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I'm just going to ask it Will robots or robots?
Ai is like.
I love robots.
Will robots take over the world?
I just want to see what AI saysNow.
Good news, folks.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Aw sweet little AI.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
It says no, robots are not likely to take over the
world in the way depicted inscience fiction.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Well, which way is it AI?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Well man, which way is it AI?
Well man, the idea of robotsdeveloping their own sentience
and rebelling against humans isa popular theme in fiction, but
it is unlikely to become areality, that's maybe, yeah, you
know what this is 8-Ball,8-ball.

(21:30):
Magic 8-Ball OhBall.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Magic 8-Ball.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
This is what it is now.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
The odds are not in your favor, or is that Star Wars
?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Or is it?
You know what was that moviewith Katniss?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Hunger Games.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, the odds are ever in your favor, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Remember that.
May the odds forever be in yourfavor.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Oh yeah, remember that.
May the odds all forever be inyour favor, or something like
that.
That's creepy.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
That's a good flick though.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, it was a whole series it was dark.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
It was kind of Sorry, this is dark.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
You know why I'm feeling this way?
Because I got my teeth cleanedyesterday.
Doggone it.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
A robot probably would have been faster.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
They always say the same thing too.
They say you have the bestenamel on your teeth.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, thank you, I've been working on it.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I'm like well, I guess I have my genes or
something to thank, because I'mjust brushing them with you know
toothpaste.
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, but yeah, Sorry , we just totally diverted back
to like end of the world.
Totally diverted back to likeend of the world.
Um, don't you hate when you'reat the dentist and they go what
kind of uh do you?
What kind of toothbrush ortoothpaste do?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
you use.
No, that makes me nothing.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well, because you know how sometimes they try to
uh push that sonicare on youwhich one time I got a sonicare
I was like I love them they toldme forever like yeah what do
you?
Use like, and now I have asonicare, but, but I'm like
sometimes I'm so lazy, I'm likeI'm just going to go old school.
I don't even feel like.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I can't do it right now, so I kind of go back and
forth.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, but man, yeah, they're in cahoots with them
Sonicare folks.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, they're good toothbrushes.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I guess yeah, we've had them for years.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Actually, mine died last year and I haven't replaced
it yet.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
And I was going to at .

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Costco, she's a regular.
I just move my arm, you know.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
And move the toothbrush by myself.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
It'd be nice if a robot could just like brush your
teeth and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
What if that robot went crazy?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, Well, you're talking about a robot cleaning
your teeth.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, that's true, that's scary.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, Back to sorry.
Yeah, you know when they cleanyour teeth and you were talking
about, they do the littlesuction thing.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yes, and they go close.
Uh-huh.
That never does nothing.
I'm 47 years old.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't want to close my mouth, like they put it like
this, and then I close.
I'm like like I'm not a robot.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Now I got to say this and they call that rinse.
It ain't rinsing nothing.
You know why.
You know how.
I know Because at the end ofthe cleaning it feels like
little pop rocks every time Ipush my teeth together.
Oh, yeah, because of the littlegritty stuff they use to polish
them.
But remember old school,growing up to the left, it was
always to the left.
You had that little white sink,yeah, and they'd full on give

(24:11):
you some real Listerine they didthat for me.
Like that blue kind and youcould spit it out and you could
rinse it real good.
Sorry, I'm getting superexcited, but there's no sink
anymore.
They had a sink like five, tenyears ago, like it wasn't that
long ago, I don't know, but nowthey're just like close your

(24:34):
mouth, like what am I four year,four a year and a half with a
sippy cup, like and then, andthen you still got that stuff
and you're like I just I takeover when they do that little
thing, the suction.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I'm like let me hold it, I know where my tongue's at,
and then I'll just hold my handup when I need to use this.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I think it should be way more interactive.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, I just take, I'm just like i'll'll do it.
Yeah, because you get a helperin there, and then it's just.
There ain't no helper, it'sstuck and like you're just yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, and then the dentist comes in and says x-rays
look good, don't have anycavities.
I'm just going to double check.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
So they push on your teeth with the same yeah he does
that little, let's keep an eye.
Let's keep an eye on 27, and 32is a little.
Let me see that again.
Yeah, okay, yeah, everythinglooks great, look awesome, and
then you're like wait a minute.
What about 32 and 27?
What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
it's just like everything.
It's like T-Row on bay 2, t-rowon bay 2.
It's like all changes, all thestuff.
It's like I don't know if I'mat Valvoline or the dentist
anymore.
It's just no pun intended, butit's just a rotation of checking
stuff Right and this and tirepressure, and let me, you know,

(25:47):
take this hook and you knowpress it on the top of your
molar just to make sure it's notsticking.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I get so nervous every time the dude comes in I'm
like come on, come on, come onand he's like everything looks
great.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm like heck, yeah, it does.
No cavities, no cavities, stopyeah.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
And anytime they do a bunch of scraping or cleaning,
as soon as I leave I'm likethat's it.
I'm flossing every day.
I ain't going through thatagain.
I'm going to Listerine.
I'm going to be all over it.
I'm never going to do thatagain and then I get like a
month later you're like I'mgoing to bed Do you know what I
actually enjoy flossing now it'sweird, you enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I mean I don't like look forward to it, like yay, 10
more minutes till bedtime.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
That means it gets a floss, but I you, I enjoy it if
there's something stuck betweenmy teeth yeah, I use that glide
come.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm not comfort the the thin glide, the flat floss
man yeah, that's the only one Iuse.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Sponsor me.
I like the glide which that'snot good for you.
But whatever, it's not.
No, it's like the whole DuPontthing.
It's like nonstick, whatever,anyway, nothing's good for you.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Nothing, yeah.
Whatever Newsflash, it's alltainted, cook over a fire and
live in a tent, but Anyway.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't like that.
Now the dentist makes sure Isaid both teeth.
The floss they use is kind oflike a tiny thin wire.
It's sharp.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
And it's not comfortable.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
And you don't have to go that far, like when they,
when they do it, and I can seeyour forearms like kind of
flexing.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
You've been working out?
Yeah, no, I just do this andmake everybody's mouth bleed
every day.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Teeth my molars are like real tight oh yeah, man,
they're real tight and I hadsomebody get out of their chair
and put their weight on thefloss and the floss broke.
They didn't even couldn't get.
I was like how about I just dothat one when I get home?
How about I take care of 32 and27 or whatever you're talking

(27:56):
about?
But yeah, and the one thing youdon't want to see is when it's
happened to me like three timesis when they're scraping and
then they're like their arm getstired and they break out that
black scraper.
What is that?
Their arm gets tired and theybreak out that black scraper.
What is that?
It's like a scraper meets asandblaster and they also do

(28:18):
water.
It's basically like a powerscraper or something, so it
scrapes as they scrape.
It's like blasting, I don'tknow Power washer and sander,
that thing is.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I ain't never had that.
I've had that three or fourtimes and that's the times I'm
like, okay, I don't know, powerwasher and sander that thing is.
I ain't never had that.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I've had that three or four times and that's the
times I'm like okay, I'mflossing Like it's legit, it
hurts I mean, it's just notcomfortable.
It gets all over you.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, you got little like pieces of grit stuck on
your face when you go back tothe car and stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I don't like that.
Get that plastic napkin.
Can we get a cotton towel?
You know what?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Cover my eyeballs.
I keep my glasses on.
I'm scared they're going to putan eye out with that grit
polisher's thing.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
And, by the way, I know what blood tastes like, you
know when they're doing alltheir stuff, and they're like a
little bit of bleeding.
I'm like I know I've swallowedlike a pint.
Like a pint, slow down.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I could have saved somebody's life giving it.
Why don't you just put asuction and just send it to Red
Cross while we're doing thisUnreal.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I feel like a vampire at a buffet.
Good gracious.
And you're just there.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
You're just bleeding, oh I know, and then you leave
and, man, your gums are sore.
You kind of bite your teeth,you know, because you're like
let me see how sore they are.
Yep, still sore yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
You're like you look in the rear.
I do it every time.
Get in the car, yeah.
Rear view mirror, yeah.
Look, I'm like man, they'reclean.
God, that hurts, you know.
And then I'm like I'm something.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Let's put some tartar back on.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, I gotta put some sugar and some high
fructose corn syrup on this.
I don't know.
Ask AI what I should drinkafter I go to the dentist, but
yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Oh, anyway.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Sorry, I just want to know.
I'm asking AI how often youshould floss, at least once a
day.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
First of all, want to know.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I'm asking how often you should floss.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
At least once a day.
First of all, best to flossbefore brushing.
Yeah, that's what I do.
It just says one consistency.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Oh, shut up Timing, okay.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, I was just wondering, that's also what they
say about exercise.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
So, once a day flossing, and it's unlikely to
become a reality that robotswill take over the world.
Right so we got that going forus, which is nice.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Make sure you floss.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
And and pack it in your bag.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah.
Take a floss with you, you wantto be consistent, even when
you're on vacation.
I'm not flossing on vacation,that is that's part of my
vacation is not flossing.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, and that's like .
That's like going for a morningjog on vacation, no, or like a
run.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah Right, I don't care if I worked out seven days
a week.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I go on vacation like we got a gym, I'm like cool.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
They also have pie, so I'll eat pie while you go
work out.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
You also have a beach .
Yeah, I'll be on that.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
All right.
Have a good one, have a goodone, thank you.
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