High INT Low WIS
Welcome to High INT Low WIS, an actual-play Quest World adventure, where the players are thicc of brain and dumb of ass! Tag along as our heroes of questionable heroism wreak havoc in The Spiral, 13 floating islands full of mystery, magic, and mysterious magicats. Indulge in a sensible chuckle or two as Dungeon Master Nick subjects players Benny, Onna, Dean, Mike, and Alice to the consequences of their tomfoolery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Our story begins on the skysland of Glittershade, where adventurers Lorelei (Alice), Taku (Mike), Daphne (Onna), and Iimish (Benny) are kicking up their feet after another successful bout of arson and shenanigans. The crew meets Rosmo (Dean), a disgraced Knight of Capitalism, and accept a job to have themselves a little heist.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Lorelei (Alice) and Rosmo (Dean) flirt their way through the back door of the decidedly not OSHA compliant Astral Plaza Casino. Meanwhile, Daphne (Onna), Taku (Mike), and Iimish (Benny) successfully distract the Magicat alarm system and find themselves a brand new friend. Can the crew survive the horrors of the dreaded cubicle farm, or will the pencil pushers thwart their important mission to kick Jasper's ass?
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The gang corners Jasper in his tacky office and bullies him most effectively. Iimish (Benny) unleashes the fury of his angry wine sack while Rosmo (Dean), Daphne (Onna), and Lorelei (Alice) trash Jasper's office and his morale. Taku (Mike) and Pipesy handle the snacks.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our s...
After taking on another job from Shady Sidhe, the gang spends a night relaxing in Port Manteau. Taku (Mike) and Daphne (Onna) tear it up on the dance floor. Iimish (Benny) meets his slap-boxing match made in heaven, while Rosmo (Dean) and Lorelei (Alice) fail to relax.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our s...
In this very educational episode, the crew learns about mythological foreplay, the mysterious mating habits of magicats, and Glittershade's great open container laws.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our second arc. We'll be moving from Dungeon World to an independent redesign called Quest World, develo...
The gang figures out the finer details of how to freak this Friday. Taku (Mike) continues to earn his confidence while Rosmo (Dean) instructs Iimish (Benny) in the ways of Dwarven Myths and Ladders. Meanwhile, against everyone's better judgment, Daphne (Onna) and Lorelei (Alice) go off alone to a secondary location.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Circus Minute courtesy of ...
Danny Ocean, eat your heart out--the crew executes their meticulously planned heist, and absolutely nothing goes wrong.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Circus Minute courtesy of @OrionPlaysMusic.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our second arc. We'll be moving from Dungeon World to an independent redesign called Quest World, developed ...
At long last, The Gang finally Freaks the Friday. Lorelei (Alice) does some arts and crafts while Iimish (Benny) hurts his only feeling with an ill advised kick. Meanwhile, Taku (Mike) makes dentists and serial killers alike proud with his choice of toothpick. Daphne (Onna) puts the poetry in justice, and Rosmo (Dean) finally rolls something other than snake eyes.
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The cast sits down for a quick Session 0 to introduce their new character sheets and level up. After a quick run through Quest World's rules, the gang unsuccessfully tries to make sense of the Extremely Very Ominous Skyfall at the end of The Glitter and The Shade.
Lorelei (Alice) staves off her existential dread with a hearty WOOOOO! while Rosmo manifests his desired reincarnation. Meanwhile, Iimish (Benny) and Daphne (Onna) ge...
The gang experiences the joys of public transit. Daphne (Onna) and Iimish (Benny) busk for cash. Taku (Mike) gives Rosmo (Dean) a glamorous makeover, and Lorelei (Alice) learns about dental yield strength.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
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The gang finally gets around to the questions part of 'job first, questions later'.
Rosmo (Dean) continues his perfect Marianne impersonation thanks to the very good magic skills of Taku (Mike). Iimish (Benny) picks a penny right side up and gets some surprising news. Meanwhile, Lorelei (Alice) asks Daphne (Onna) to reconsider a drastic decision.
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The gang forms a protective pentagon of horror around their employer Marianne and begins the "easy" part of the escort mission to Creekside. Benny and Dean consider the consequences of their goofs while Iimish (Mike) and Rosmo (Mike) give Taku (Mike) the respect he deserves. Lorelei (Alice) continues her hunt for a dentist with impeccable graphic design skills. Meanwhile, Daphne (Onna) masters the art of culinary combat.
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Taku (Mike) impresses everyone with his flawless morality. Daphne (Onna) commits unspeakable steam based atrocities while Rosmo (Dean) and Lorelei (Alice) use their teamwork skills to commit child-sanctioned murder. Meanwhile, Iimish (Benny) makes a brand new friend through the power of head scritchiez. Also, treats.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, and Monument Studios.
Tragedy befalls Taku (Mike), to the horror of the gang. Daphne (Onna) keeps Marianne and the Brand New Press Ganged Friend safe with the power of glitter. Iimish (Benny) and Lorelei (Alice) perform extremely normal and definitely SFW, we promise, acts of violence. Meanwhile, Rosmarian (Dean) yeets some beans in a very non-threatening manner.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, and Monu...
The gang completes another encounter and wanders deeper into the Gladehaven wilds. Iimish (Benny) parleys with a fey despite Daphne's (Onna) trepidation. Rosmo (Dean) deals psychic damage to multiple players. Lorelei (Alice) tries to plot the best course by committee and promptly regrets it. Meanwhile, Taku (Mike) drives the DM (Nick) crazy with his many excellent drives.
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It's been a hot minute, huh?
In which Game Master Nick explains our mysterious hiatus, re-introduces the player characters, and gives a quick refresher on the story so far. There's lo-fi beats and magicats, too.
Episode 16, Jabber(t)wock, drops on July 1, 2025 at 9 AM Pacific.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios.
The Gang makes camp in the extremely ominous swamps of Gladehaven. Iimish (Benny) forgoes his beauty sleep to conscript another friend into the party to spite Lorelei (Alice). Rosmo (Dean) finally recovers some HP and Taku (Mike) spouts some 100% accurate and definitely true facts. And after a long, long time, Daphne (Onna) finally casts Rocket Bird.
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The Gang has a healthy debate about the finer points of fey blood tax policy. Taku (Mike) supports strong vampire tree infrastructure while Daphne (Onna) argues in favor of tax evasion. Rosmo (Dean) and Iimish (Benny) have an interference off while Lorelei (Alice) has herself a lil goat snack.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios.
The gang fights a vampire tree!
Daphne (Onna) does an arson, Iimish (Benny) does some barbarian bullshit, and Lorelei (Alice) gets to digging. Taku (Mike) pulls off an incredible level up on the heels of Dean (Rosmo) cursing all of us with some truly heinous vibes. Sorry, Mrs. Dean's Mom!
Pee Ess: If you listened on launch day, you may have heard the whoopsie file without music and SFX that got uploaded. You should relisten to th...
The crew finally forgets about Rockey. Rosmo (Dean) gets to diggin' and Lorelei (Alice) loots the corpse of an unloved dwarf. Iimish (Benny) and Daphne (Onna) headbutt a hag and Taku (Mike) tries to buy everyone's forgiveness with cool gifts; it (sort of) works.
Pee Ess: The audio has been updated to fix the intermittent audio drops for Dean and Onna. Enjoy!
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, F...
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