May 5, 2025 • 61 mins
Robert Pattinson delivers a masterful dual performance in Bong Joon-ho's Mickey 17, a sci-fi satire that explores identity, expendability, and the dark side of colonial expansion. The film follows a man who is repeatedly cloned and sacrificed for a fledgling colony on an alien planet, ultimately challenging the authoritarian leadership threatening both human settlers and indigenous life.
• Pattinson plays both Mickey 17 and Mickey 18, showcasing distinct personalities despite being clones
• Mark Ruffalo portrays Kenneth Marshall, a Trump-like authoritarian leader complete with red-cap-wearing supporters
• The film features strong performances from Naomi Ackie and Toni Collette in supporting roles
• Bong Joon-ho's direction creates a deliberately muted visual palette that brightens only when characters experience freedom
• The storyline draws clear parallels to contemporary politics while examining the ethics of colonialism
• Originally scheduled for release in 2022, the film faced multiple delays including one following an assassination attempt on Donald Trump
If you enjoyed our review of Mickey 17, please rate and subscribe to High and Dry Podcast wherever you get your podcasts. We'll be back next week with another film breakdown!
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Oh boy, it's been a while I spelled that.
One wrong Big day for me.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh shit.
Hey everybody out there,welcome to High and Dry Podcast,
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Timmy the Tooth, a 1994 series.
I don't know if anyoneremembers that or if the three
of us are just doing this forourselves remembers that, or the
three of us are just doing thisfor ourselves.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I remember Timmy the tooth, but I don't remember
anything about this series.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I remember nothing about him, but I just saw a
picture of him and I'm like holyshit, there was a puppet tooth
that was teaching us and I guesshe hangs out with a toothbrush.
I remember the toothbrush?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
yeah, that guy, okay, he hangs out with a toothbrush.
I remember the toothbrush.
Yeah, that guy, okay.
Well, I mean, the people whoremember him probably remember
him from their nightmares.
So, yeah, was it tongue incheek, or was it actually for
kids or was it?
I have no idea, we'll do someresearch, get back to everybody.
We'll do an episode on thetimmy the tooth.
Yeah, we'll do some rating,yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So for those of you who've heard this before, you
know we're not actually doingTimmy the Tooth this week.
We're actually going to betalking about Mickey 17, the new
film out, starring uh, robertPattinson.
Is it Pattinson, patterson,pattinson, robert Pattinson,
pattinson?
There we go, batman or, uh,edward, depending on when you uh
first started watching him.
Uh.
(01:25):
So we'll be talking about that.
We're gonna, we're gonna have agood time.
We're gonna break this downinto a three-part method.
First off, we're going todiscuss the movie.
We're going to rate it.
We're going to give you thedefinitive high and dry rating
out of five.
After it's done, you can'targue it, it's over, it's a wrap
, this is what it is.
And then we're going to breakinto the golden path.
We're going to discuss some ofthe deeper meanings behind
(01:45):
Mickey 17.
And then, finally, we're goingto insert ourselves drugs and or
alcohol into the film.
And what makes it so specialand fun is first, we are going
to be doing that drunk and high.
So fellas what are you, how areyou guys doing?
We're smoking this week.
All the above, I kind ofskipped introducing you with me,
(02:05):
as always okay, luke it's beena while, it's okay give me one
second.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I gotta get my lighter I'm james, I've been
good.
Hey, jane switched up houses andI'm enjoying our new fruit
trees.
What I'm smoking today isgalactic jack, which is a sativa
which is a cultivar of jackharrier.
If anybody knows anything aboutjack harrier, it's a sativa
which is a cultivar of JackHarrow.
If anybody knows anything aboutJack Harrow, it's a sativa, but
it's got like high mercy, soJack is going to do the same
(02:31):
thing.
I mean, Galactic Jack's apretty sick name for it too.
I want to be known as GalacticJack.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Actually, you know what Call me that from now on.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We'll call it Cosmic Mickey for today.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Way cooler than.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Star-Lord.
I would much rather be GalacticJack, the leader of the
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hell yeah.
Well, Luke, how are you doingtoday and what are you smoking?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I am smoking cookies and cream.
Okay, it just doesn't sayanything.
No stats, no stats.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It is weak, that's it all right with the cookies and
cream finish, I guess yeah,maybe, maybe a little sweet
finish.
We'll see okay, all right, allright.
Um, it's on my end.
So first, something I did wantto share how I'm doing.
Usually, I'm not doing it alland I just kind of blow past me.
I will say, though, I started anew, so basically I was talking
(03:31):
, it was me and ChatGPT had anice quiet evening at home, like
we do every night, and I waswatching the remake of the Crow.
Curiosity grabs us all, jamesyeah sometimes you just you know
it's on stars right now, let mecheck it out, you know.
(03:52):
But I'm looking at scars guard,right, and dude's just fucking
shredded.
And I asked chat gpt like hey,I'm gonna give you control of my
fucking life right timing, diet, everything.
Can you turn me into scarsguard from crow 2 or a crow
remake?
And the dude's like hell yeah.
And so last wednesday was myfirst week following ai as my
(04:15):
personal trainer.
That first week I did a fulltwo pound for two pound muscle
versus fat body recomp.
I'm just flat.
I gained two pounds of muscle,lost two pounds of fat and I'm
still going with this dude.
I've had like two drinks overthe past two weeks.
I'm just doing what he tells meto and uh.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
So a computer told you to stop drinking so much and
your health improved.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yay, full recomposition.
But I told him specifically,like yo, we need to make room
for some drinks now, and thenhe's like, yeah, that's fine,
but we're going to make it aritual, not a habit.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Wow, he's a smart guy .
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He's a smart dude, he really is.
But dude, two pound for twopound recomp in a week and I'm
halfway through the second weeknow and it looks like it's about
to happen again.
It's been, you know, freakinginsane what this dude does, but
like he may have to buy like 200bucks in supplements and he
tells me exactly when to eat,down to the minute he's done my
(05:21):
workouts, it's wild.
It's wild, yeah, personaltrainers look the fuck out.
We don't need you anymore.
Just like artists, authorsPretty much all art is now just
AI.
Long live our overlords, butanyway.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They won't need you to build a nice body.
They'll be able to print theirown bodies and shred them
themselves.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, and I'll be in like a little pod working as the
most inefficient battery.
So many options, the machines,humans, they're just being sick
at that point, that's all.
So, anyway, I'm going to bedrinking, uh, old Forrester 1920
.
Um, this is actually theanniversary of when I started
(06:07):
drinking Old Forrester.
Exactly a year ago is when Ireally enjoyed this.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
The year to date.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, yesterday, yesterday, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So we won't go into the lies.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But that's what I'm going to be drinking.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, cheers to that.
It's a good ritual every yeararound Easter Old Forester 1920.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's 115 horsepower, Tastes fantastic.
It's truly my favorite handsdown how many horses.
Cheers to AI and new bodies.
Whoo load, damn that first onehits like a baseball bat to the
(06:53):
nose.
Oh jesus, fucking I'm still.
How'd that one?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
feel did that one warm your chest?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
it did, it did and um with uh, my lowered, like I
guess, tolerance right now.
It's going to.
It's going to be nice, it'sgoing to hit hard, it's going to
hit hard.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Aren't thou feeling it now, mr Grant?
We should, we should speedalong.
Luke is already well into it.
I am, I am, we got to get going.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh yeah, we got to look into this.
So our we gotta get going.
Oh yeah, we gotta look intothis.
So our next shot toast.
This one goes out to our newestlisteners.
These ones are from looks likeCanada lit the fuck up.
So we got Abbotsford, britishColumbia.
We got Ajax, ontario, andOntario.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Ontario whatever they're gonna love that.
Give your head a shake, bud,ontario, whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
They're gonna love that.
Give your head a shake bud.
That's funny To Ontario.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Ontario.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Ontario Cheers.
There's a new thing I've beenenjoying a lot lately on the old
scrolling like they took likewhat if yoda had a uh ontario
accent?
What if uh walter from breakingbad was from ontario?
(08:21):
Ontario Ed was from Ontario,ontario, the Breaking Bad one.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They're bringing back memories of their colonial
oppressors Britain, ontario.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
It's fucking the Breaking Bad one.
She goes can't you accept thatyou're in danger?
And he turns around and he'slike look, I've only had four
man, alright.
Usually it takes me a sixer toget a buzz.
Give me my fucking keys bro,usually takes me a fucking sixer
there bud so, uh, last shot,last toast, last hit for now, uh
(09:01):
, this one goes out to fuckingMickey 17.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Mickey 17 cheers cheers and also.
I want to cheers Mickey 1through 16.
Hell yeah, did you guys see myname?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
in this podcast.
I did.
If only the folks at home cansee how smart and clever you are
with all the names I know Iknow it's just for us, it's just
, it's just us nice, well, yeah,if anyone at home ever starts
reading the transcripts, theymight see that.
(09:40):
So, all right, we'll see.
Whoo, all right.
So it's time to get into thisfirst portion here before, uh,
the the weed and everythingtakes over.
So, um, we're gonna break this.
We're gonna give you five starratings.
We tell you about mickey 17 newfilm out.
So, uh, who wants to kick thisoff?
What did we think of this movie?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I don't know, I'll go ahead yeah, I don't mind
kicking it off.
It's been a couple weeks sinceI saw it.
In all honesty, I reallyenjoyed Mickey 17.
I left the theater and I waslike I liked that.
I felt like it was really good.
I am a big fan of RobertPattinson's acting.
I think that he People don'teven understand that.
(10:22):
I feel like the Twilight movies.
He acted the way that edward wasolder, yeah yeah, by that that
was the vision for the movie,and I think he played it to a t.
Don't get me wrong, is it stillcorny?
But that's what those bookswere, they're like.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It was explosively popular, yeah I would have been
if someone asked me if I got afucking contract In Gmail saying
like hey, do you want to beEdward in these new Twilight
movies?
Fucking yes.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I think that he is a Very talented actor and I had a
note even about the scene whereit's the two hymns fighting to
kill each other and I just I waslike this is so entertaining.
The cinematography was greatthere and it was just really
entertaining and I was like, wow, this is just all.
The cinematography was greatthere and it was just really
entertaining and I was like, wow, this is just all him.
I feel like a chemistry onscreen with these two Mickeys
who have kind of differentpersonalities and I thought that
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was incredible.
And I like Naomi Aki quite abit as well in the movie, uh,
like a cool dynamic character.
She has like this like weirddynamic with them too, like
she's in love with both of them.
It's like she's like no, likehe.
And I liked her perspective ofit's like he's, it's mickey, it
doesn't matter, it doesn'tmatter that there's two of them,
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it's mickey, mickey's mind andI don't know.
I thought that perspective wasinteresting because I feel like
the other girl I can't rememberher name she had the completely
different view where she waslike there's a different, he's a
different guy.
Let me be with it.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Let me get the extra, let me get the spare.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So, yeah, I thought that was interesting but, yeah,
I genuinely thought the movieoverall was really good.
I thought the acting was reallysolid, cinematography was very
entertaining, uh, uh, andoverall the story and plot had
me very interested and I thought, yeah, the the overall theme of
them invading this planet andthe satire of let's be honest,
(12:15):
trump in the movie it's too.
Yeah, yes, like, and I don'teven mind.
I was like that's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, I like that it's thrown in your face mark
ruffalo made a great trump yes,and it was extremely personality
figure yeah, yeah, I want topunch mark ruffalo in the face
after.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, yeah I agree, so it was and I, yeah, I, I
really really liked it.
I thought it was a good movieoverall, but, um, and your
scores, um, my scores were.
I gave acting a five out offive.
I thought that every singleperson like who I saw it wasn't
like that deep of a cast, butthey all played their characters
really well tony collette right, that's her name.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, yeah, she always brings it.
I have never seen something ofhers where she wasn't like
fantastic, yeah, and it was adifferent role for her too, but
she fit it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It was so funny, she was hilarious, like it was like
oh yeah, I agree, obsessed withsauce yeah, like what?
And it was gross sauces, likeyou're like oh my god, she like
wants you, oh I just I felt likethe characters.
All of them added something tothe screen.
So I gave it five out of five.
Cinematography I thought thatthere were some awesome camera
shots.
I did the.
(13:26):
I don't know if it was onpurpose, but there was just kind
of a lack of color and vibranceand I think that might have
been on purpose, but I didn'tlove that part of the.
The cinematography I guess Idon't know why I just like
brighter colors in moviestypically, so that might just be
a personal preference.
But I gave it a four out five.
I thought it was really good.
I thought the shots that addedto the movie were really cool.
The score I gave a three out offive.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It was right in the middle, nothing crazy but like
this was the first movie, wentinto going like yo, we always
kind of like don't pay attentionto score, Let me pay attention
this time.
And yeah, I agree time.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
and yeah, I agree with you yeah, it's just yeah,
it just not, yeah, exactly storyplot.
I gave a four.
I thought it was prettyentertaining.
There was times where, like ituh, just like any kind of like
funky action movie, it like kindof just was thrown forward, if
that makes sense.
And but overall I I enjoyed it.
I thought it kept meentertained.
(14:23):
I watched the whole movie withwide eyes and just enjoying it.
And then the rewatchability.
I gave a three.
Maybe I'd watch this again.
I don't think I'll watch it alot, but it's definitely a movie
I'd be like.
Yeah, let me watch Mickey 17again, you're not watching this
one every Easter.
Yeah, no, this is not an everyEaster type of film, but yeah,
(14:46):
so I think that that's it'srebirth, it's rebirth.
He's a savior for his people,he sacrificed himself on the
Awesome If Jesus was this aloof.
I agree.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'd be like you know what, what I might actually
follow this guy now I don't know, man, but yeah, what about you
guys?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
uh, I think I overstepped you a little bit
earlier, so no, no, it's okay,it's no problem, uh some
interesting things about thismovie.
So the director of this movieis bong joon ho and he has done
some pretty interesting moviesin the past.
(15:35):
He did a snow piercer, he didoak.
Ja, he did host was hisbreakout monster movie.
He also did parasite, whichfucking Academy award and also
Trump criticized.
He's like why movies likeparasite winning Academy awards?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It should be, because they're critical of you asshole
.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, but this movie was originally scheduled to be
released in 2022, and it gotdelayed.
And then it was scheduled to bereleased right after Donald
Trump got.
There was an assassinationattempt on him, and so this
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movie was going.
It was planned to release liketwo weeks after that, and so
they pushed it back again, so itended up in 2024 and
interesting.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I didn't know that, dude, could you imagine being an
actor and like?
Because I mean, it's likerobert pattinson he's focused on
being batman and all this kindof shit and they're like hey man
, you remember that thing thatyou acted in four fucking years
ago.
We're dropping that today.
We need you on the floor, maybewhich is crazy to think about.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Like I'm glad this movie eventually came yeah, me
too, and you know it's really uh, yes, it's a really interesting
little tale there about thismovie that when you, when you
think about the context of likethey, they had no idea that
president, that that currentpresident, donald trump, it was
going to be here in the worsttimeline yeah, it's gonna have
(17:14):
someone shoot out of it a rally.
um, yeah, you had someinteresting comments, luke,
about it being kind of drab andI think it's pretty.
I think it's kind of likeauthoritarian drabness that we
always see in like fascistmovies and stuff.
They don't actually like, youknow, modern color.
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They actually reject modernity.
They want things to be reallymuted, especially religious
groups, because they don't likepassionate people, especially in
lower ranks.
They don't want superpassionate people, they want
people who are just going tolisten to whatever they're told.
So everything is kind of mutedand the color starts to pop at
the end.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I actually thought about that.
When they're outside, it getsbright.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And it's spring right , birth and renewal, but they're
destroying this fake kind ofrebirth.
That's narcissistic, it's.
It's a rebirth of like theplanet and of all life, you know
.
So I think there's some reallyinteresting uh choices there.
I did think it was pretty drabfor most of it still, though,
even though I think it was achoice uh, but uh, the acting I
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totally agree, everybody wasfucking killing it.
Robert pattinson played a greatsneering piece of shit with
mickey 18 like.
He played a great steering,like uh, vindictive, very, very
self-focused, yeah, like a veryinward focused person who is
always in the context ofeverything, thinking about what
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what that means for them and howthey feel about a situation.
And mickey 17 is totallydifferent.
He played both characters sowell, which is just super, and
that's why I think that I hadthat chemistry in that scene,
and when they're togetherbecause it's like it's time to
two characters.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It's what it's time to forgive him for, edward.
Yeah, like I never would.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I never judged him for being in those movies.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
The rest of the world for the fucking comment section
of fucking anything.
When it comes to him, it'sconstant fucking, edward, edward
, like dude fuck off sojudgmental.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, he's phenomenal , the lighthouse, he's really
good.
Oh my god, I think of him inthe lighthouse.
That's what I think of robertas his lighthouse, like it's a
funny way to think of him.
That's, that's the real him.
That's the real, yeah.
But yeah, the acting is verysolid, I agree.
(19:42):
Yeah, tony collette I was gonnamention like I loved her in
hereditary.
I loved her in the unitedstates did we see united states
of tara.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
United states of tara wasreally good.
She is an actress yeah, she'sso she.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
She also does the robert, she does the robert
pattinson thing in that, whereshe has multiple personalities
and she plays differentcharacters.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's a really I Irecommend that if you liked tony
collette in this movie um yeah,acting is fantastic.
I give it a five.
I think this is great.
Acting cinematography, um, I'mgonna give it a four.
(20:24):
I think that there were someparts where it dragged and some
parts where we were in too wideof shots and hung on them for
too long.
It was just like the cgi and Ithought that you know, sometimes
like the cgi from far away wasnot great.
It didn't have like a lot ofdepth, um, uh.
But otherwise the framing ofshots I thought was really
amazing.
(20:44):
They did kind of a thing thatmovies don't actually do that
often.
You'll notice, when you film afighting scene or a
confrontation scene, you'llalways film from a diagonal
angle to the face, not front onSomeone being filmed straight
down the camera facing thecamera is very weird, uh, it
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tends to be really jarring forus.
They do it at least once whenthe mickeys are fighting.
Can you imagine what it's likelooking into yourself?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
oh, that would be fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
It's uh, and yeah, I thought it was beautiful, uh, so
they did a lot of really coolstuff.
Uh, and yeah, I thought it wasbeautiful, uh, so they did a lot
of really cool stuff, and uh,so I give cinematography a four
score and soundtrack three.
I don't remember it at all.
I'm not humming the mickeything but it didn't take
anything away from it.
Uh, story and plot.
Uh uh.
(21:40):
I give the plot a 3.5.
I thought it was, but I don'tfeel like he.
This is Bong Joon-ho again.
I think this is like anamalgamation of a lot of
different parts of his othermovies, like Frozen Planet and
the parasite, classism and theway they destroy it, and a lot
of reasons, a lot of things, butnot really digging, digging so
(22:04):
deep into them I like this, butI do like that sci-fi can be any
kind of movie now.
It can be a little weird, it canbe a little quirky, it can be a
little romantic and it doesn'thave to just be hard sci-fi or
action or whatever.
The sci-fi is just popular now.
Yeah, yeah and rewatchability.
I'm moving on fast because ryanso what was the score for that
(22:26):
one, oh for story plot.
A 3.5, though it just didn'tdig in far enough for me.
I thought, well, you know what,I'll give it a four.
I'll give it a four.
Uh, it could have been, it wasgood, not perfect.
Uh, rewatchability I'm gonnagive this a 3.5, rewatchability,
because I think I'm definitely.
I'm going to give this a 3.5rewatchability because I think
I'm definitely I'm going towatch this movie again in
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probably a few more times.
All right, Ryan Woo.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, so.
So for me, well, so interestingfact about it, because just in
this portion, you know, there'ssome interesting things that
come up.
So Robert Pattinson, he takes alot of shit for all the
Twilight things.
And one of the interestingthings, I found this out when I
was looking at him when hebecame Batman, so when he first
came out to LA him, EddieRedmayne, Jamie Dornan and
(23:19):
Andrew Garfield were roommatesbefore any of them became
anything.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Really Wow.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yes, and he was the last from his own mouth.
He's like I was kind of thelast one invited to this
roommate party out in LA wherewe were going to try and make it
big and he got a lot of shitfrom the rest of them because of
Edward, because he was thefirst one to sort of make it and
(23:49):
he made it hard yeah like, ifyou remember, like being in high
school, us fellas, usmillennials, dude, he, he shot
through the fucking roof.
Yeah, because of fucking edwardand the rest of his old
roommates, andrew garfieldincluded, gave him like shit for
that.
The worst spider-man, um, likehe was, he was.
(24:16):
But I will say in andrewgarfield's defense, he also like
.
I was watching a thing withandrew garfield recently where
he sort of like said that tobymcguire will always be my
spider-man and I appreciated thehumbleness.
Whether or not it's real, Idon't know I'm sure it's real.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He doesn't seem like a bad guy, he seems like a
genuine.
He just sucked at being spiderman well, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
So I will say I don't think it was andrew garfield's
fault.
I think it was the writer'sfault.
Sure where he was.
Like I'm this fucking loserwho's super cool.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't blame Robert Pattinson for being Edward.
I don't care that he was Edward.
I think that.
But also, edward sucks and sobut I'm not, and that's what
Garfield Andrew Garfield, he didin Edward, and it's funny that
he was making fun of.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Right, we should just do a fucking Twilight episode.
But anyway, All right, so weshould do it.
We should do it.
I think that would be a hot one, but anyway, all right.
So watching this film, mickey17.
What's the acting score?
Yeah, where am I?
Who am I?
All right, so acting.
I'm agreeing with you guysDefinitely a five.
(25:33):
I thought everyone was on point.
No doubt Pattinson brought it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Fucking Rufio Ruffalo Mark Ruffalo Do Rufio.
I like Rufio better.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Rufio fucking brought it.
I thought Tony Collette wasfantastic, and all the
supporting characters that wedon't usually see, even that
dude who was killed by Neganthey all fucking brought it.
So I would definitely give,acting on this one, a five
(26:08):
Cinematography.
They knew what they were tryingto relay as far as emotionally,
with the cameras and everythinglike that, so I would also give
that a five.
I know that we haveenvironments that are very drab
and very sad, but that's whatthey were trying to do.
So, just like we can't blamepattinson for twilight, we can't
blame the cinematography forwhat they were trying to do in
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mickey.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
17 sure, but he did put animation there too.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's not in the.
Yeah, yeah, no, cgi goes intoit, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, so 4.5.
Anyway, score it was fake, itwas what it was.
They were focusing on Toni,collette and I understand.
So you know it is what it is,but 3.
The story I felt was a littlemeandering, colette and I
understand.
So you know it is what it is,but three.
The story I felt was a littlemeandering in my opinion if a
(27:00):
thing doesn't need to be thereas a writer, as an artist, is
all those things you got toslice it off.
And there were a lot ofinstances where they did not
slice it off.
Yeah, the third act, especiallyin the Mark Rufio instances
where they did not slice it off.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, the third act, especially the Mark.
Rufio in the tank heading outto battle.
That was way too long, guys.
I enjoyed it, I did, I liked it.
I don't know why I did.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
But there were a lot of moments where it was like
let's cut this off.
What is this story even about?
I halfway through, before thefucking gruffalo species
reappeared and became integralto the storyline, I was like
what the fuck is this movieabout?
Colonialism?
But at first I thought it wasabout that.
(27:51):
But then, like wait, is thismovie just about a threesome?
This girl's about to pick up.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
And then I was like what it could have just been a
personal movie, I was fine withit.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Being a movie about a guy who kept getting cloned, I
was fine with that yeah, butthey didn't advertise that as
such in the beginning, so I feltthat the story in a lot was
sort of meandering.
They didn't really know whatthey were doing until act three.
Um, and then they're like okay,it's about the gruffalo and
where the wild things are andsometimes you got to assassinate
(28:22):
politicians sometimes you gotto kill a politician and
sometimes that's going to costyou your life.
Yeah yeah, but you should beable to get.
You know, like, with noreference to the real world.
Sometimes, if you need to killan insurance, you know like,
with no reference to the realworld.
Sometimes, if you need to killan insurance, you know, fucking
god.
Sometimes that means you'regoing to go to prison and the
(28:44):
powers that be you're going toask for execution, and that's
what it is is what it is.
Welcome to history.
Welcome to history.
We'll talk about you 100 yearsfrom now and then rewatchability
.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
You did not give a score for story and plot.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll give it a andrewatchability.
I am going to watch this everyEaster, but I'm not necessarily
going to be happy about it.
Just like Easter, right?
Oh my god.
Yeah, I had completely stoppedcelebrating this freaking
(29:23):
holiday until I picked up thesun.
But, uh, rewatchability.
I'm gonna give it a 3.5 35.
Because I will recommend tofriends that check it out once.
Yeah, at least once.
There is some stuff there.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, for people who aren't used to consuming media,
that has criticism in it, whichit seems like a lot of people.
It seems like whatever a moviethat has criticisms comes out,
there's a selection of peoplewho are like this movie is way
too critical of what it's like.
What kind of fucking movies areyou watching Every?
(30:02):
Movie I watch has critical shitin it.
Are you just watchingTransformers?
That's it.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
If Michael Bay and Vin Diesel aren't involved.
Neither am I.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well, that gives it a total score of four out of five
stars for.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Mickey 17.
That's a pretty great score.
Solid film.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I didn't even think overall it should have a four,
but I'm not surprised it has afour.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I think it was a good movie overall.
I do.
I don't think it'sgroundbreaking, but I like it
did a good movie overall.
I do, I don't think it'sgroundbreaking, but I like it
did a good job.
With what I never thought about, the point of when I watched
the movie, the fact that thestory just kind of like went on
didn't get across my mind Like Idon't know why.
I just enjoyed like the.
I got so bored around like inthe middle, around like hour 20.
(30:51):
Yeah, I was like bored.
I like in the middle aroundlike hour 20.
Yeah, I was like bored.
I was like god damn it guys,this could have been an hour and
20 movie, if you cut out like15 minutes.
I did say it was long when Ialmost escorted because they
needed to trim the fat.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
They needed to trim the fat me too.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, but still 4 out of 5 4 out of 5 my theater dead
silent when people were leaving.
Fucking dead silent.
No, it's always like god damnit.
This fucking world is horrible,isn't it?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
yeah, we're in a shit .
Speaker 2 (31:25):
They're like oh my god walk outside it's like not
actually that different.
Yeah, that was the scariestmovie of the year.
It was tough to walk out ofthat theater we're all fucking
mickey 17.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Uh, trump's in office and you know, melania's running
around trying to make sauce andit's the whole thing's fucked
yeah, it's pretty fucked upwe're all fucked.
So now it's time to get intothe second portion of this.
It's time to jump onto thegolden path, it's time to dive
into the special, secretmeanings of it, which means it's
(32:01):
time for one more hit, one moreshot.
But not so secret or not sacred,it was pretty in your face.
So I say here's to Melania foranother four years running
around trying to make her sauce,I guess out of immigrants, I
suppose.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I don't know.
It's definitely immigrants.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, yeah, god damn it.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
To be fair, we're all getting our sauce from
immigrants.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, all right.
Cheers, we'll talk about it.
Here's to the sauce.
Cheers, boys, cheers.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Cheers to the sauce.
Cheers, boys Cheers.
Cheers to the sauce.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Was that Bane?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Not one girl, who was until I put on the mask.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
You only tasted the sauce.
I was born to it.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I was born in it, bathed, tasted the sauce.
I was born for it.
I was born in it, bathed in thesauce.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Well, let's talk about this sauce boys.
So, uh, fuck yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
One thing that I put.
I'll just start off because onenote that I put was any person
who was involved in that programof the reprinting, the
scientists, were certifiedpsychopaths.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
What was?
Going on their lack of emotion,Except for that one indie girl.
Oh yeah, she had a lack ofemotion too.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, Even her, though she's kind of like, well,
good luck, Like even then likeshe had a little bit more.
She was kinder, yes, but like Iwas like even then, like she had
a little bit more she waskinder, yes, but like I was like
these people are sociopath,psychopath people, like they are
just like their lack of care.
Because don't get me wrong likethe concept of this person
being reprinted like a clone, itlike is almost like they're
dehumanizing him, like it's nota human anymore, but it's like
(33:50):
this is still a being with deepemotions and stuff.
And to me, like I think if Iwas in that position, I would.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I would not be as just heartless as they are like
it's crazy there to show thatwhen one of these regimes pops
up, not everyone's a sociopathand there are going many of us
that just follow because it iswhat it is.
But I feel that they messed upin like oh, she's showing a
(34:23):
modicum of fucking empathy,she's forgiven when I.
I feel that that detracted fromwhat we're trying to say here,
like at the end of the day, likeyeah, you saw it was bad, but
you still put on the fucking labcoat every morning and I should
not be forgiven.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, yeah, agreed I feel like she should have eaten
by a fucking bugalo um yeah,yeah, you're right, they're
totally analogous to naziscientists, and it's really
interesting, though, because wehave a phrase that someone's
being treated like a lab rat,and that's what's happening here
(35:01):
.
Is you have to think about theway scientists look at life in a
lab when you deal with liveanimals and live testing,
especially when you're doingmilitary testing.
Like they were developing avirus, they're developing
something that kills, uh, or apesticide or something.
They were developing a virus.
They're developing somethingthat kills, uh, or a pesticide
or something.
They're developing somethingthat ended life, and there are
people who develop those thingsin labs currently, and they have
(35:24):
to test whether those thingsare harmful to pets and shit,
and you have to.
This happens in the medicalfield, too, with people who deal
with humans, even if they'renot killing them personally.
There is a dehumanization.
You have to take a step backfrom your humanity in order to
do work that normal people couldnot do about science, you have
(35:55):
to have an impersonal detachmentfrom life, uh, because you have
to be able to observe things ina cold manner, a purely factual
instead of emotional manner,and the movie makes the argument
that that's necessary and thatwe should forgive those people,
but it's hard because I'm notlike those people and I do have
emotions and I try to haveempathy and their detachment is
(36:15):
horrifying I guess yeah so theyare.
I mean like they are sociopaths,but it's like it's kind of
necessary for them to be likealmost for the scientists
probably are yeah, yeah, a lotof people dealing with lab
biology probably are.
They're killing like 400 mice aweek or whatever that's like
yeah, yeah but yeah, that wholeconcept I thought was very
(36:41):
interesting.
And then you know, and, asalways, like the, very like,
like you guys said, like thesauces have basically immigrants
to the, to the, the, the redcap on the mark, ruffalo
supporter.
What is his character's name?
You can remember?
That fucking guy mark ruffaloyeah, but kenneth marshall, yeah
(37:01):
, the kenneth marshallsupporters wearing literal red
cap.
It was very in your face, likeshowing like, haha, like, and I
thought it was.
Although in your face and notvery hard to see, it's
definitely a concept that somepeople probably won't like the
movie Probably.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I don't even think they'll recognize it.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I was going to say that too.
Will they recognize it?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I've reached a point now where it's like guys, have
you like?
It's the same concept where,like you know how, every year we
have this big ass fuckingholiday where we buy presents
and every movie we watch isfucking socialist propaganda.
Like once a year we watch amovie about a fucking rich guy
(37:50):
who realizes he's going to helland needs to start giving to the
poor, but then we're justcollectively, like that was nice
, moving on.
I don't think anyone sees thisshit anymore.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
We can trust the individual to turn their act
around.
We don't need to do anything.
The ghosts will handle it.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, that billionaire is going to be
visited by three ghosts in thenight.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I know.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
And realize his wrongs, and me my with my
$40,000 a year will be fine,Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Well, that's depressing.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I don't think anyone fucking saw it.
I don't think anyone noticed.
I don't know how you don't,it's so obvious.
Let me tell you guys, thisfucking story.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I have a story about an interaction with one of these
people.
That's wild, this one.
I was living in las vegas.
I went to a park and there were.
You could tell this was afamily of those people because
they were wearing like stylizedamerican flag shirts.
And you know, uh, I do have amarion flag shirt, you know,
(39:12):
with with like the almost likedripping paint splatter or
airbrush or whatever.
I fucking love America.
And this family was carryingtwo big, family-sized bags of
potato chips.
And there is a sign that saysdon't feed the geese, because
(39:34):
there were many geese at thispark this is a park that's known
for having a huge population ofgeese here and so they open the
bag and they start throwingchips to the geese.
And so I like I'm already mad,I know right.
And so I walk up and I say hey,hey guys, hey guys.
Excuse me, did you guys seethere's a sign right there that
(39:57):
says don't feed the geese?
And then, underneath hisexplanation, I didn't get to
finish my sentence because theguy turns to me and starts
chanting usa, usa, usa, over andover and over.
No, I swear to God, I swear toGod.
And he put his arms down.
(40:18):
You know, like almost like youknow, put the shoulders forward
and the arms down, like DannyMcBride does in every movie.
Just like Danny, yes, like thatLuke, just like Danny McBride
does.
He was walking toward me and Iwas like what the fuck is going
on?
As I walk back to my car and Iget in to drive away, and he
(40:39):
eventually stops chanting, andas I drive away, he turns around
and he's got this bag, thisfamily-sized bag of sandwiches,
and he like, takes it over hishead and he starts shaking the
fucker as his.
He and his family are surroundedby like 50 geese and they were
(41:00):
in the live fucking canadiangooses yeah, that's my story and
so you know, when I think aboutthat story, sometimes I think
you're right, right, but I don'tknow if they're gonna notice
they didn't notice a fuckingthing.
They're just thinking aboutthat threesome that could have
been when sharon and I walkedout of the movie, the only
(41:23):
conversation we heard about themovie is that they dropped the
storyline with the threesomethat's the only thing.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
God damn it.
God damn it.
We are so fucked.
We are in the worst timeline.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
We are so fucked, god damn it this golden path is so
dark, just like golden path indune yeah named after god damn
it we are sorry, man.
Sorry, I shared that story.
I didn't mean to take away youknow any hope in humanity.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
But watching Mickey 17, you start to lose a general
hope in humanity.
He's expendable and socollectively they start to
accept that as reality.
If he dies, he dies.
Even his own best friend islike dude, you die all the time,
just fucking.
Do this for me, man.
I put a note down that own bestfriend is like dude, you die
all the time, just fucking dothis for me, man.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I put a note down that his best friend is
literally one of the worst humanbeings on the face.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I'm glad negan beat him to shit me too.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I was like oh, yeah, good, good, that character
needed to be gone yeah, fuck himum what I, uh, I don't like
watching.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
So yeah, this thing's fucking depressing, it's
dystopian and we live in adystopia and we're in the worst
timeline fucking, obviously, andeven the other should be
adventuring with my friendsright now wouldn't have fit.
Yeah, I should be adventuringwith my friends to go kill the
(42:54):
demon king, not fucking worriedabout paying my rent what the
fuck and we just keep handingthe keys over to people who
don't have our best interests inmind and never fucking will.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Um, I don't know if anybody that's one thing about
this movie where I gave it aknock on the story and plot.
It ended with an election thatchanged everything and people
saw that they were wrong whichnever does and everything turned
out great because of thatelection and it felt pretty like
(43:30):
a slap in the face.
That's why I wanted to mentionat the top of this this was
supposed to be released in 2022,got delayed with editing,
post-production and shit and uhcertainly hits a little
different after yeah yeah, Iagree and, like you know.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
So the cool thing about the constitution and what
the United States was supposedto be and everyone, like these
days in a fascist society,worships the founding fathers,
but what was so great about themwas that they recognized that
they are probably wrong in someaspects.
(44:13):
They are probably wrong in someaspects.
What they were great about, whythey were good, why we should
be venerating them, is notbecause they were gods, but was
because they recognized thatthey are not infallible, that
this constitution can be changedbecause we're probably fucking
(44:39):
wrong, and that it it shouldjust be a society of citizens
that are trusted to governthemselves.
But what did we fucking do?
We gave it to the fuckingbillionaires immediately, the
exactly the thing they didn'twant us to fucking do.
And we're just every day we'restepping closer to this fucking
dystopia well, ben franklinloved it.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
To be fair, ben franklin was like, yeah, I'm the
shit.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, come on, young women, let's ben franklin
deserves to be fucked in the assby every demon in every Tony
Collette movie.
Alright, let's be real.
Alright, let's be real.
The hereditary demon, everyfucking thing that she's done,
(45:26):
should just be fucking BenFranklin in the ass.
He'd love it, that's actuallywhat he was into.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
He's been to France, right.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
He knows what's up.
What a weird joke, but anyway.
But so I think my golden pathfor this film Mickey 17, is that
I saw it in my 30s.
Mickey 17 is that I saw it inmy thirties and I remember being
in my twenties when the firewas so intense in me and seeing
(46:01):
something like this, would youknow?
drive you to assassinate thepresident would drive me to
assassinate the president of theUnited States.
But now me as a 30-year-old islike dude, do you think the
universe fucking gives a shit atall?
I just hope that I get a lifewhere I fall in love and
(46:28):
eventually die not of a warwound.
That's all I wanted this time.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Well, like you said, we venerate those people.
Anyone here wants toassassinate Donald Trump?
You have this podcast, fullsupport.
In Costa Rica they named theirairport after juan santa maria
because that dude fuckingfirebombed the estate of the
(46:59):
white dude from the unitedstates who came in to try to
conquer costa rica.
That 17 year old went up andfirebombed them and and they're
like you saved us all, we'regonna name uh, he died, by the
way uh, but they took care ofhis family and they made him a
national hero.
And now, he's got an airportnamed after him maybe if you
(47:20):
assassinate the president of theunited states, I will petition
to have an airport named afteryou.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Just joking officially just joking, but not
officially, you can do it it'snot wrong to support someone in
doing crimes.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
This is america, dude .
I thought this was america.
It's all.
Three high and dry fuckinghosts are arrested.
I thought this was america,dude.
I thought this was america,dude.
Supporting the assassination ofa political leader at work did
hell, but not really personaltime yeah, no, like dude saying
(48:09):
that you're gonna assassinate apresident totally fucking
illegal.
But on this, this podcast,we're joking Free speech totally
legal.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
For now.
That's the problem For now.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Hey so.
I'm going to stamp date thisfucking thing 4-19-2025.
We did it before the laws camein.
Currently, we can make jokes onpodcasts.
Right now, we can make jokes.
We can make jokes on podcasts.
Right now we can make jokes, wecan make jokes.
But uh, we'll see what happenstomorrow.
So, that being said, see you inel salvador boys yeah, we're
(48:44):
coming.
Baby, ah, fellas, I can't waitto be able to podcast in person.
We're all going to be in.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
No, actually you're not allowed to talk.
Oh fuck, they will beat you ifyou talk, according to reports
the some reports that have comeout here and there oh, my god,
jesus christ, we are in theworst timeline.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
So, that being said, it's time to get down to the
third portion of this fuckingthing.
It's time to insert ourselvesinto mickey 17.
Um, here's to the film.
I I don't get to drink a lotthese days, so I'm living it up.
Here's to, uh, insertingourselves into the worst
(49:29):
timeline.
Cheers, cheers, fucking hell.
Oh, I got a kid's birthdaybefore we go through an hour.
All right, here we go, baby.
All right.
So All right, welcome to thethird portion of this.
(49:50):
It's time now to insertourselves into Mickey 17.
So what would happen if James,luke or Ryan were in this movie?
How does it go different?
Let's jump into it, luke.
Yeah, I got this.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I would personally want to be the main local
inhabitant of that of the planet.
Whatever that, you want to bethe main creeper.
Yeah, creeper, creeper, I wantto be the main creeper.
You don't want to be one of thelesser creepers no,
unfortunately not, I want to bethe main creeper, because I'm
going to Daddy creeper, daddycreeper, daddy creeper, because
(50:38):
I'm going to daddy daddy creeper, dude daddy creeper, and I am,
instead of like after like, theykind of like make a I'm killing
all of the humans on the planet.
I'm not none of them willsurvive, we're taking down the
entire infrastructure.
They are all being murked offthe planet we don't care if the
babies come back, it's like no,yeah, done, oh, cool, gave the
baby back Dead, doesn't matter,you're bad, and I'd kill all the
humans so that way my planetcould live in its peaceful state
(51:00):
that it was before they fuckinggot there.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Nice, so 20 minute film yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
It's a short film, really, and it's cool.
It's a short film, really, it'ssure, and it's them just
landing in me immediately ran.
Unfortunately, we are notpeaceful creatures, because
daddy luke is the leader now andwe fucking we kill anything
that comes out of the planet.
So it would be more like a scaryalien film, but 20 minutes long
.
Us just killing all of thesehumans, no, no, and we just keep
(51:33):
killing mickeys.
They're like mickey 55 becauselike we keep killing, but
they'll print it out like asfast as we can kill them,
they're just printing them outyeah, it's like dude, I like you
, I do, but I know that you'rethe the fucking least common
denominator, dude.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
yep, I'm, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
I'm sorry you.
You are decent but like gotta,gotta go ahead and get rid of it
.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Sorry, dude.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Sorry, dude.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Great film, great film.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
It's more, it's actually no longer named that
it's no longer named Mickey 17.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
It's actually Daddy Creeper, daddy Creeper, daddy
Creeper, daddy Creeper, and it'sa horror sci-fi film.
Daddy Creeper, baby, very, verychanged.
But yeah, that's how Mickey 17would change pretty drastically
if I was in the film.
(52:27):
Hell yeah, james, I would havegotten the spot as Pigeon man
instead of that Donald.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Trump supporter I would have as Pigeon man instead
of that Donald Trump supporter,I would have been Pigeon man.
Dude, honestly, I don't give afuck.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
The movie would have been exactly the same.
I would have been Pigeon man,though it would have been pretty
dope.
Pigeon man would have beenstoned.
Pigeon man, I would have had anokay time.
Everyone would have done myface.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Pigeon man, pigeon man, oh my god, I would have
been with Mark Rufio meanwhile,daddy Luke is getting ready to
blow all of our brains out ofour ears oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god, all of ourbrains out of our ears.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Was that the sound?
It wasn't that, but that's whatI was trying to make.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Oh my god, nah for me .
God damn it, god damn it, Iwould just, I would wind up
being mickey.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
18 yeah, we know god damn it.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
and I'm gonna talk to , I'm gonna talk to daddy luke
and I'm like, and daddy luke'sgonna be like I'm killing y'all
and I'm gonna be like I get it,um, and I'm like, can I go kill
Mark Trump real quick though?
Would that be cool?
And I hope Daddy Luke wouldhave a little bit of, you know,
(54:01):
fucking empathy, and I woulddefinitely push for that
threesome more for sure.
That plot would be followedthrough to the end.
That plot would be wrapped up.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
Basically would be, that would be wrapped up
basically, you would ask me Ihave two things I need to get, I
need to assassinate that guyand I need to go have a
three-way come on, can we dothat?
Speaker 1 (54:23):
daddy luke, baby come on.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Man like dude.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
What was wild.
When I saw it happen I was likeJesus Christ, is this all
scripted?
I just got finished readingDark Matter.
It's a sci-fi book that becamea sci-fi short series on Apple
TV.
The whole concept was that thisdude is just living his day to
(54:50):
day.
Back in the day he was a verybrilliant college grad.
He had a future, but he decidedinstead that he was going to
spend his life with the love ofhis life and live a more mundane
thing, but in a separatereality.
Another version of him decidedthat he was going to pursue his
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scientific goals of him.
Decided that he was going topursue his scientific goals and
that guy the scientific goal onecreated box and a drug that
allowed us to exist insuperposition and travel the
multiverse.
That guy regretted his lifechoices about not living with
the love of his life, kidnapsthe dude who lived with the love
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of his life and swapped andswapped and I finished reading
the book and I finished watchingthe series and the person I was
reading the book with andwatching the series with I I
just say all right, because I'mjust so fucking ingrained into
high and dry, like if it were meand a bunch of us showed up in
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this universe to fight for thelove of our lives, we wouldn't
be fighting.
First we'd talk and second I'dbe like hey, do you want to try
something?
Really fucking freaky?
There's five of me in the roomright now.
Are you looking to get stuffedin every hole?
It's like one of those, it's.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
It's the same scene with the, the five black guys
behind Riley Reed except it'sall me, dude, it's all me, and
I'm like your back's lookingreal cut, we're doing something
right, we're doing somethingright.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
We gave it all to AI dude.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Dude, we gave it all to ai.
Dude, dude, from this angle,your thighs, the muscles are
going, oh, man, oh my god I'mnext.
I want that help you.
You check out my thighs.
Next the girls already left.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
It's just the five of them having sex so I I guess
that's also how it would changeis.
I guess that's also how itwould change.
Is so like Mickey 17's hangingout as Ryan 17, mickey Ryan 18
pops out, and we'll be like you,sexy bitch, we just keep
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looking better and better.
God damn, dude, are your absbetter than mine, dude?
And we'd be wearing this, likethis deep v that I got on right
now, right, and we'd go back tomy girlfriend's place and she'd
be like.
She'd be like hell, yeah, intothe pile into the pile and it
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would just be uh, ryan 17, ryan18, ryan 19, ryan 20 just
fucking going to town on mygirlfriend while hyping each
other up the whole time and sothat.
Yeah, that's how the film wouldchange so yours changes into a
porno.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, oh yeah and there would be dude, my fucking
plot my palms, my palms would beraw my palms would be raw from
the fucking high-fiving themovie just ends on a gum shot.
(58:14):
What did I just watch?
Speaker 1 (58:23):
There's so much backstory for a gum shot.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, it happens at the same point in the movie
where the two make each other,bong Joon-ho directed this, are
you sure I?
Don't?
The movie totally changed inthe second half and it got me
the intimate story about one manturned into a very intimate
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story about five men.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
And it's got a flashback of me and Steven Yeun
fucking with our hands tiedbehind our backs in front of a
mob boss To flash forward to abunch of fucking gang banging my
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girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Five out of five, five stars, baby Five stars the
good guys win.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
The good guys win.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
First half was kind of boring, First half mundane
but second half really tied mein, really brought me into the
feeling.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
They release it in theaters.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
That's an X rating After me 18.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
We warned you, we warned you at the front Do not
let your kids into this fuckingmovie.
It's a real movie that devolves.
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yeah, that's how it would change.
I love that film.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah, no, five stars, dude Five stars.
The first porno to get a fourout of five on the high and dry
rating scale.
The score was a three.
The score was a three the scorewas a three.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
The second half had some memorable music really
snappy holy fuck, all right.
Well, there you go.
It's neighbors knew my name.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Bye there you go, folks.
Um so uh, uh, welcome to thatcum chat.
That is high and dry podcast.
Uh, what jesus that was a.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
That was a mess just like that six way, we're gonna
release this episode, oh, youknow it, Dude.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
This episode had assassinating the president
Fucking five to one cum shot onyour girlfriend.
This is a solid, solid one.
Five stars, Five stars.
There you go.
Audible Movie.
Four out of five.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Episode five out of five.
Jesus yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
So this particular episode will it get an audible
release?
Yeah, probably.
Yes, they don't check.
They don't check certainly,certainly, without a doubt.
So check us out on audible.
Um, I'm getting that ontarioaccent coming in at the end here
.
I've been drinking a lot.
There's that comeback.
Cheers everyone.
Thank you for listening.
We're High and Dry Podcast.
(01:01:38):
I'm your host, ryan BarronNorth, with me, as always, james
Crossland, luke.
Thank you, guys, so much.
Bye.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Bye.
Oh boy, it's been a while I spelled that.
One wrong Big day for me.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh shit.
Hey everybody out there,welcome to High and Dry Podcast,
the only podcast keeping alivethe fandom of the adventures of
Timmy the Tooth, a 1994 series.
I don't know if anyoneremembers that or if the three
of us are just doing this forourselves remembers that, or the
three of us are just doing thisfor ourselves.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I remember Timmy the tooth, but I don't remember
anything about this series.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I remember nothing about him, but I just saw a
picture of him and I'm like holyshit, there was a puppet tooth
that was teaching us and I guesshe hangs out with a toothbrush.
I remember the toothbrush?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
yeah, that guy, okay, he hangs out with a toothbrush.
I remember the toothbrush.
Yeah, that guy, okay.
Well, I mean, the people whoremember him probably remember
him from their nightmares.
So, yeah, was it tongue incheek, or was it actually for
kids or was it?
I have no idea, we'll do someresearch, get back to everybody.
We'll do an episode on thetimmy the tooth.
Yeah, we'll do some rating,yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So for those of you who've heard this before, you
know we're not actually doingTimmy the Tooth this week.
We're actually going to betalking about Mickey 17, the new
film out, starring uh, robertPattinson.
Is it Pattinson, patterson,pattinson, robert Pattinson,
pattinson?
There we go, batman or, uh,edward, depending on when you uh
first started watching him.
Uh.
(01:25):
So we'll be talking about that.
We're gonna, we're gonna have agood time.
We're gonna break this downinto a three-part method.
First off, we're going todiscuss the movie.
We're going to rate it.
We're going to give you thedefinitive high and dry rating
out of five.
After it's done, you can'targue it, it's over, it's a wrap
, this is what it is.
And then we're going to breakinto the golden path.
We're going to discuss some ofthe deeper meanings behind
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Mickey 17.
And then, finally, we're goingto insert ourselves drugs and or
alcohol into the film.
And what makes it so specialand fun is first, we are going
to be doing that drunk and high.
So fellas what are you, how areyou guys doing?
We're smoking this week.
All the above, I kind ofskipped introducing you with me,
(02:05):
as always okay, luke it's beena while, it's okay give me one
second.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I gotta get my lighter I'm james, I've been
good.
Hey, jane switched up houses andI'm enjoying our new fruit
trees.
What I'm smoking today isgalactic jack, which is a sativa
which is a cultivar of jackharrier.
If anybody knows anything aboutjack harrier, it's a sativa
which is a cultivar of JackHarrow.
If anybody knows anything aboutJack Harrow, it's a sativa, but
it's got like high mercy, soJack is going to do the same
(02:31):
thing.
I mean, Galactic Jack's apretty sick name for it too.
I want to be known as GalacticJack.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Actually, you know what Call me that from now on.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We'll call it Cosmic Mickey for today.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Way cooler than.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Star-Lord.
I would much rather be GalacticJack, the leader of the
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hell yeah.
Well, Luke, how are you doingtoday and what are you smoking?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I am smoking cookies and cream.
Okay, it just doesn't sayanything.
No stats, no stats.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It is weak, that's it all right with the cookies and
cream finish, I guess yeah,maybe, maybe a little sweet
finish.
We'll see okay, all right, allright.
Um, it's on my end.
So first, something I did wantto share how I'm doing.
Usually, I'm not doing it alland I just kind of blow past me.
I will say, though, I started anew, so basically I was talking
(03:31):
, it was me and ChatGPT had anice quiet evening at home, like
we do every night, and I waswatching the remake of the Crow.
Curiosity grabs us all, jamesyeah sometimes you just you know
it's on stars right now, let mecheck it out, you know.
(03:52):
But I'm looking at scars guard,right, and dude's just fucking
shredded.
And I asked chat gpt like hey,I'm gonna give you control of my
fucking life right timing, diet, everything.
Can you turn me into scarsguard from crow 2 or a crow
remake?
And the dude's like hell yeah.
And so last wednesday was myfirst week following ai as my
(04:15):
personal trainer.
That first week I did a fulltwo pound for two pound muscle
versus fat body recomp.
I'm just flat.
I gained two pounds of muscle,lost two pounds of fat and I'm
still going with this dude.
I've had like two drinks overthe past two weeks.
I'm just doing what he tells meto and uh.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
So a computer told you to stop drinking so much and
your health improved.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yay, full recomposition.
But I told him specifically,like yo, we need to make room
for some drinks now, and thenhe's like, yeah, that's fine,
but we're going to make it aritual, not a habit.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Wow, he's a smart guy .
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He's a smart dude, he really is.
But dude, two pound for twopound recomp in a week and I'm
halfway through the second weeknow and it looks like it's about
to happen again.
It's been, you know, freakinginsane what this dude does, but
like he may have to buy like 200bucks in supplements and he
tells me exactly when to eat,down to the minute he's done my
(05:21):
workouts, it's wild.
It's wild, yeah, personaltrainers look the fuck out.
We don't need you anymore.
Just like artists, authorsPretty much all art is now just
AI.
Long live our overlords, butanyway.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They won't need you to build a nice body.
They'll be able to print theirown bodies and shred them
themselves.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, and I'll be in like a little pod working as the
most inefficient battery.
So many options, the machines,humans, they're just being sick
at that point, that's all.
So, anyway, I'm going to bedrinking, uh, old Forrester 1920
.
Um, this is actually theanniversary of when I started
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drinking Old Forrester.
Exactly a year ago is when Ireally enjoyed this.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
The year to date.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, yesterday, yesterday, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So we won't go into the lies.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But that's what I'm going to be drinking.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, cheers to that.
It's a good ritual every yeararound Easter Old Forester 1920.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's 115 horsepower, Tastes fantastic.
It's truly my favorite handsdown how many horses.
Cheers to AI and new bodies.
Whoo load, damn that first onehits like a baseball bat to the
(06:53):
nose.
Oh jesus, fucking I'm still.
How'd that one?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
feel did that one warm your chest?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
it did, it did and um with uh, my lowered, like I
guess, tolerance right now.
It's going to.
It's going to be nice, it'sgoing to hit hard, it's going to
hit hard.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Aren't thou feeling it now, mr Grant?
We should, we should speedalong.
Luke is already well into it.
I am, I am, we got to get going.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh yeah, we got to look into this.
So our we gotta get going.
Oh yeah, we gotta look intothis.
So our next shot toast.
This one goes out to our newestlisteners.
These ones are from looks likeCanada lit the fuck up.
So we got Abbotsford, britishColumbia.
We got Ajax, ontario, andOntario.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Ontario whatever they're gonna love that.
Give your head a shake, bud,ontario, whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
They're gonna love that.
Give your head a shake bud.
That's funny To Ontario.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Ontario.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Ontario Cheers.
There's a new thing I've beenenjoying a lot lately on the old
scrolling like they took likewhat if yoda had a uh ontario
accent?
What if uh walter from breakingbad was from ontario?
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Ontario Ed was from Ontario,ontario, the Breaking Bad one.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They're bringing back memories of their colonial
oppressors Britain, ontario.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
It's fucking the Breaking Bad one.
She goes can't you accept thatyou're in danger?
And he turns around and he'slike look, I've only had four
man, alright.
Usually it takes me a sixer toget a buzz.
Give me my fucking keys bro,usually takes me a fucking sixer
there bud so, uh, last shot,last toast, last hit for now, uh
(09:01):
, this one goes out to fuckingMickey 17.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Mickey 17 cheers cheers and also.
I want to cheers Mickey 1through 16.
Hell yeah, did you guys see myname?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
in this podcast.
I did.
If only the folks at home cansee how smart and clever you are
with all the names I know Iknow it's just for us, it's just
, it's just us nice, well, yeah,if anyone at home ever starts
reading the transcripts, theymight see that.
(09:40):
So, all right, we'll see.
Whoo, all right.
So it's time to get into thisfirst portion here before, uh,
the the weed and everythingtakes over.
So, um, we're gonna break this.
We're gonna give you five starratings.
We tell you about mickey 17 newfilm out.
So, uh, who wants to kick thisoff?
What did we think of this movie?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I don't know, I'll go ahead yeah, I don't mind
kicking it off.
It's been a couple weeks sinceI saw it.
In all honesty, I reallyenjoyed Mickey 17.
I left the theater and I waslike I liked that.
I felt like it was really good.
I am a big fan of RobertPattinson's acting.
I think that he People don'teven understand that.
(10:22):
I feel like the Twilight movies.
He acted the way that edward wasolder, yeah yeah, by that that
was the vision for the movie,and I think he played it to a t.
Don't get me wrong, is it stillcorny?
But that's what those bookswere, they're like.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It was explosively popular, yeah I would have been
if someone asked me if I got afucking contract In Gmail saying
like hey, do you want to beEdward in these new Twilight
movies?
Fucking yes.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I think that he is a Very talented actor and I had a
note even about the scene whereit's the two hymns fighting to
kill each other and I just I waslike this is so entertaining.
The cinematography was greatthere and it was just really
entertaining and I was like, wow, this is just all.
The cinematography was greatthere and it was just really
entertaining and I was like, wow, this is just all him.
I feel like a chemistry onscreen with these two Mickeys
who have kind of differentpersonalities and I thought that
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was incredible.
And I like Naomi Aki quite abit as well in the movie, uh,
like a cool dynamic character.
She has like this like weirddynamic with them too, like
she's in love with both of them.
It's like she's like no, likehe.
And I liked her perspective ofit's like he's, it's mickey, it
doesn't matter, it doesn'tmatter that there's two of them,
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it's mickey, mickey's mind andI don't know.
I thought that perspective wasinteresting because I feel like
the other girl I can't rememberher name she had the completely
different view where she waslike there's a different, he's a
different guy.
Let me be with it.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Let me get the extra, let me get the spare.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So, yeah, I thought that was interesting but, yeah,
I genuinely thought the movieoverall was really good.
I thought the acting was reallysolid, cinematography was very
entertaining, uh, uh, andoverall the story and plot had
me very interested and I thought, yeah, the the overall theme of
them invading this planet andthe satire of let's be honest,
(12:15):
trump in the movie it's too.
Yeah, yes, like, and I don'teven mind.
I was like that's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, I like that it's thrown in your face mark
ruffalo made a great trump yes,and it was extremely personality
figure yeah, yeah, I want topunch mark ruffalo in the face
after.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, yeah I agree, so it was and I, yeah, I, I
really really liked it.
I thought it was a good movieoverall, but, um, and your
scores, um, my scores were.
I gave acting a five out offive.
I thought that every singleperson like who I saw it wasn't
like that deep of a cast, butthey all played their characters
really well tony collette right, that's her name.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, yeah, she always brings it.
I have never seen something ofhers where she wasn't like
fantastic, yeah, and it was adifferent role for her too, but
she fit it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It was so funny, she was hilarious, like it was like
oh yeah, I agree, obsessed withsauce yeah, like what?
And it was gross sauces, likeyou're like oh my god, she like
wants you, oh I just I felt likethe characters.
All of them added something tothe screen.
So I gave it five out of five.
Cinematography I thought thatthere were some awesome camera
shots.
I did the.
(13:26):
I don't know if it was onpurpose, but there was just kind
of a lack of color and vibranceand I think that might have
been on purpose, but I didn'tlove that part of the.
The cinematography I guess Idon't know why I just like
brighter colors in moviestypically, so that might just be
a personal preference.
But I gave it a four out five.
I thought it was really good.
I thought the shots that addedto the movie were really cool.
The score I gave a three out offive.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It was right in the middle, nothing crazy but like
this was the first movie, wentinto going like yo, we always
kind of like don't pay attentionto score, Let me pay attention
this time.
And yeah, I agree time.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
and yeah, I agree with you yeah, it's just yeah,
it just not, yeah, exactly storyplot.
I gave a four.
I thought it was prettyentertaining.
There was times where, like ituh, just like any kind of like
funky action movie, it like kindof just was thrown forward, if
that makes sense.
And but overall I I enjoyed it.
I thought it kept meentertained.
(14:23):
I watched the whole movie withwide eyes and just enjoying it.
And then the rewatchability.
I gave a three.
Maybe I'd watch this again.
I don't think I'll watch it alot, but it's definitely a movie
I'd be like.
Yeah, let me watch Mickey 17again, you're not watching this
one every Easter.
Yeah, no, this is not an everyEaster type of film, but yeah,
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so I think that that's it'srebirth, it's rebirth.
He's a savior for his people,he sacrificed himself on the
Awesome If Jesus was this aloof.
I agree.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'd be like you know what, what I might actually
follow this guy now I don't know, man, but yeah, what about you
guys?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
uh, I think I overstepped you a little bit
earlier, so no, no, it's okay,it's no problem, uh some
interesting things about thismovie.
So the director of this movieis bong joon ho and he has done
some pretty interesting moviesin the past.
(15:35):
He did a snow piercer, he didoak.
Ja, he did host was hisbreakout monster movie.
He also did parasite, whichfucking Academy award and also
Trump criticized.
He's like why movies likeparasite winning Academy awards?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It should be, because they're critical of you asshole
.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, but this movie was originally scheduled to be
released in 2022, and it gotdelayed.
And then it was scheduled to bereleased right after Donald
Trump got.
There was an assassinationattempt on him, and so this
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movie was going.
It was planned to release liketwo weeks after that, and so
they pushed it back again, so itended up in 2024 and
interesting.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I didn't know that, dude, could you imagine being an
actor and like?
Because I mean, it's likerobert pattinson he's focused on
being batman and all this kindof shit and they're like hey man
, you remember that thing thatyou acted in four fucking years
ago.
We're dropping that today.
We need you on the floor, maybewhich is crazy to think about.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Like I'm glad this movie eventually came yeah, me
too, and you know it's really uh, yes, it's a really interesting
little tale there about thismovie that when you, when you
think about the context of likethey, they had no idea that
president, that that currentpresident, donald trump, it was
going to be here in the worsttimeline yeah, it's gonna have
(17:14):
someone shoot out of it a rally.
um, yeah, you had someinteresting comments, luke,
about it being kind of drab andI think it's pretty.
I think it's kind of likeauthoritarian drabness that we
always see in like fascistmovies and stuff.
They don't actually like, youknow, modern color.
(17:36):
They actually reject modernity.
They want things to be reallymuted, especially religious
groups, because they don't likepassionate people, especially in
lower ranks.
They don't want superpassionate people, they want
people who are just going tolisten to whatever they're told.
So everything is kind of mutedand the color starts to pop at
the end.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I actually thought about that.
When they're outside, it getsbright.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And it's spring right , birth and renewal, but they're
destroying this fake kind ofrebirth.
That's narcissistic, it's.
It's a rebirth of like theplanet and of all life, you know
.
So I think there's some reallyinteresting uh choices there.
I did think it was pretty drabfor most of it still, though,
even though I think it was achoice uh, but uh, the acting I
(18:23):
totally agree, everybody wasfucking killing it.
Robert pattinson played a greatsneering piece of shit with
mickey 18 like.
He played a great steering,like uh, vindictive, very, very
self-focused, yeah, like a veryinward focused person who is
always in the context ofeverything, thinking about what
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what that means for them and howthey feel about a situation.
And mickey 17 is totallydifferent.
He played both characters sowell, which is just super, and
that's why I think that I hadthat chemistry in that scene,
and when they're togetherbecause it's like it's time to
two characters.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It's what it's time to forgive him for, edward.
Yeah, like I never would.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I never judged him for being in those movies.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
The rest of the world for the fucking comment section
of fucking anything.
When it comes to him, it'sconstant fucking, edward, edward
, like dude fuck off sojudgmental.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, he's phenomenal , the lighthouse, he's really
good.
Oh my god, I think of him inthe lighthouse.
That's what I think of robertas his lighthouse, like it's a
funny way to think of him.
That's, that's the real him.
That's the real, yeah.
But yeah, the acting is verysolid, I agree.
(19:42):
Yeah, tony collette I was gonnamention like I loved her in
hereditary.
I loved her in the unitedstates did we see united states
of tara.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
United states of tara wasreally good.
She is an actress yeah, she'sso she.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
She also does the robert, she does the robert
pattinson thing in that, whereshe has multiple personalities
and she plays differentcharacters.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's a really I Irecommend that if you liked tony
collette in this movie um yeah,acting is fantastic.
I give it a five.
I think this is great.
Acting cinematography, um, I'mgonna give it a four.
(20:24):
I think that there were someparts where it dragged and some
parts where we were in too wideof shots and hung on them for
too long.
It was just like the cgi and Ithought that you know, sometimes
like the cgi from far away wasnot great.
It didn't have like a lot ofdepth, um, uh.
But otherwise the framing ofshots I thought was really
amazing.
(20:44):
They did kind of a thing thatmovies don't actually do that
often.
You'll notice, when you film afighting scene or a
confrontation scene, you'llalways film from a diagonal
angle to the face, not front onSomeone being filmed straight
down the camera facing thecamera is very weird, uh, it
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tends to be really jarring forus.
They do it at least once whenthe mickeys are fighting.
Can you imagine what it's likelooking into yourself?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
oh, that would be fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
It's uh, and yeah, I thought it was beautiful, uh, so
they did a lot of really coolstuff.
Uh, and yeah, I thought it wasbeautiful, uh, so they did a lot
of really cool stuff, and uh,so I give cinematography a four
score and soundtrack three.
I don't remember it at all.
I'm not humming the mickeything but it didn't take
anything away from it.
Uh, story and plot.
Uh uh.
(21:40):
I give the plot a 3.5.
I thought it was, but I don'tfeel like he.
This is Bong Joon-ho again.
I think this is like anamalgamation of a lot of
different parts of his othermovies, like Frozen Planet and
the parasite, classism and theway they destroy it, and a lot
of reasons, a lot of things, butnot really digging, digging so
(22:04):
deep into them I like this, butI do like that sci-fi can be any
kind of movie now.
It can be a little weird, it canbe a little quirky, it can be a
little romantic and it doesn'thave to just be hard sci-fi or
action or whatever.
The sci-fi is just popular now.
Yeah, yeah and rewatchability.
I'm moving on fast because ryanso what was the score for that
(22:26):
one, oh for story plot.
A 3.5, though it just didn'tdig in far enough for me.
I thought, well, you know what,I'll give it a four.
I'll give it a four.
Uh, it could have been, it wasgood, not perfect.
Uh, rewatchability I'm gonnagive this a 3.5, rewatchability,
because I think I'm definitely.
I'm going to give this a 3.5rewatchability because I think
I'm definitely I'm going towatch this movie again in
(22:47):
probably a few more times.
All right, Ryan Woo.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, so.
So for me, well, so interestingfact about it, because just in
this portion, you know, there'ssome interesting things that
come up.
So Robert Pattinson, he takes alot of shit for all the
Twilight things.
And one of the interestingthings, I found this out when I
was looking at him when hebecame Batman, so when he first
came out to LA him, EddieRedmayne, Jamie Dornan and
(23:19):
Andrew Garfield were roommatesbefore any of them became
anything.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Really Wow.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yes, and he was the last from his own mouth.
He's like I was kind of thelast one invited to this
roommate party out in LA wherewe were going to try and make it
big and he got a lot of shitfrom the rest of them because of
Edward, because he was thefirst one to sort of make it and
(23:49):
he made it hard yeah like, ifyou remember, like being in high
school, us fellas, usmillennials, dude, he, he shot
through the fucking roof.
Yeah, because of fucking edwardand the rest of his old
roommates, andrew garfieldincluded, gave him like shit for
that.
The worst spider-man, um, likehe was, he was.
(24:16):
But I will say in andrewgarfield's defense, he also like
.
I was watching a thing withandrew garfield recently where
he sort of like said that tobymcguire will always be my
spider-man and I appreciated thehumbleness.
Whether or not it's real, Idon't know I'm sure it's real.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He doesn't seem like a bad guy, he seems like a
genuine.
He just sucked at being spiderman well, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
So I will say I don't think it was andrew garfield's
fault.
I think it was the writer'sfault.
Sure where he was.
Like I'm this fucking loserwho's super cool.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't blame Robert Pattinson for being Edward.
I don't care that he was Edward.
I think that.
But also, edward sucks and sobut I'm not, and that's what
Garfield Andrew Garfield, he didin Edward, and it's funny that
he was making fun of.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Right, we should just do a fucking Twilight episode.
But anyway, All right, so weshould do it.
We should do it.
I think that would be a hot one, but anyway, all right.
So watching this film, mickey17.
What's the acting score?
Yeah, where am I?
Who am I?
All right, so acting.
I'm agreeing with you guysDefinitely a five.
(25:33):
I thought everyone was on point.
No doubt Pattinson brought it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Fucking Rufio Ruffalo Mark Ruffalo Do Rufio.
I like Rufio better.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Rufio fucking brought it.
I thought Tony Collette wasfantastic, and all the
supporting characters that wedon't usually see, even that
dude who was killed by Neganthey all fucking brought it.
So I would definitely give,acting on this one, a five
(26:08):
Cinematography.
They knew what they were tryingto relay as far as emotionally,
with the cameras and everythinglike that, so I would also give
that a five.
I know that we haveenvironments that are very drab
and very sad, but that's whatthey were trying to do.
So, just like we can't blamepattinson for twilight, we can't
blame the cinematography forwhat they were trying to do in
(26:29):
mickey.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
17 sure, but he did put animation there too.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's not in the.
Yeah, yeah, no, cgi goes intoit, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, so 4.5.
Anyway, score it was fake, itwas what it was.
They were focusing on Toni,collette and I understand.
So you know it is what it is,but 3.
The story I felt was a littlemeandering, colette and I
understand.
So you know it is what it is,but three.
The story I felt was a littlemeandering in my opinion if a
(27:00):
thing doesn't need to be thereas a writer, as an artist, is
all those things you got toslice it off.
And there were a lot ofinstances where they did not
slice it off.
Yeah, the third act, especiallyin the Mark Rufio instances
where they did not slice it off.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, the third act, especially the Mark.
Rufio in the tank heading outto battle.
That was way too long, guys.
I enjoyed it, I did, I liked it.
I don't know why I did.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
But there were a lot of moments where it was like
let's cut this off.
What is this story even about?
I halfway through, before thefucking gruffalo species
reappeared and became integralto the storyline, I was like
what the fuck is this movieabout?
Colonialism?
But at first I thought it wasabout that.
(27:51):
But then, like wait, is thismovie just about a threesome?
This girl's about to pick up.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
And then I was like what it could have just been a
personal movie, I was fine withit.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Being a movie about a guy who kept getting cloned, I
was fine with that yeah, butthey didn't advertise that as
such in the beginning, so I feltthat the story in a lot was
sort of meandering.
They didn't really know whatthey were doing until act three.
Um, and then they're like okay,it's about the gruffalo and
where the wild things are andsometimes you got to assassinate
(28:22):
politicians sometimes you gotto kill a politician and
sometimes that's going to costyou your life.
Yeah yeah, but you should beable to get.
You know, like, with noreference to the real world.
Sometimes, if you need to killan insurance, you know like,
with no reference to the realworld.
Sometimes, if you need to killan insurance, you know, fucking
god.
Sometimes that means you'regoing to go to prison and the
(28:44):
powers that be you're going toask for execution, and that's
what it is is what it is.
Welcome to history.
Welcome to history.
We'll talk about you 100 yearsfrom now and then rewatchability
.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
You did not give a score for story and plot.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll give it a andrewatchability.
I am going to watch this everyEaster, but I'm not necessarily
going to be happy about it.
Just like Easter, right?
Oh my god.
Yeah, I had completely stoppedcelebrating this freaking
(29:23):
holiday until I picked up thesun.
But, uh, rewatchability.
I'm gonna give it a 3.5 35.
Because I will recommend tofriends that check it out once.
Yeah, at least once.
There is some stuff there.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, for people who aren't used to consuming media,
that has criticism in it, whichit seems like a lot of people.
It seems like whatever a moviethat has criticisms comes out,
there's a selection of peoplewho are like this movie is way
too critical of what it's like.
What kind of fucking movies areyou watching Every?
(30:02):
Movie I watch has critical shitin it.
Are you just watchingTransformers?
That's it.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
If Michael Bay and Vin Diesel aren't involved.
Neither am I.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well, that gives it a total score of four out of five
stars for.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Mickey 17.
That's a pretty great score.
Solid film.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I didn't even think overall it should have a four,
but I'm not surprised it has afour.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I think it was a good movie overall.
I do.
I don't think it'sgroundbreaking, but I like it
did a good movie overall.
I do, I don't think it'sgroundbreaking, but I like it
did a good job.
With what I never thought about, the point of when I watched
the movie, the fact that thestory just kind of like went on
didn't get across my mind Like Idon't know why.
I just enjoyed like the.
I got so bored around like inthe middle, around like hour 20.
(30:51):
Yeah, I was like bored.
I like in the middle aroundlike hour 20.
Yeah, I was like bored.
I was like god damn it guys,this could have been an hour and
20 movie, if you cut out like15 minutes.
I did say it was long when Ialmost escorted because they
needed to trim the fat.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
They needed to trim the fat me too.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, but still 4 out of 5 4 out of 5 my theater dead
silent when people were leaving.
Fucking dead silent.
No, it's always like god damnit.
This fucking world is horrible,isn't it?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
yeah, we're in a shit .
Speaker 2 (31:25):
They're like oh my god walk outside it's like not
actually that different.
Yeah, that was the scariestmovie of the year.
It was tough to walk out ofthat theater we're all fucking
mickey 17.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Uh, trump's in office and you know, melania's running
around trying to make sauce andit's the whole thing's fucked
yeah, it's pretty fucked upwe're all fucked.
So now it's time to get intothe second portion of this.
It's time to jump onto thegolden path, it's time to dive
into the special, secretmeanings of it, which means it's
(32:01):
time for one more hit, one moreshot.
But not so secret or not sacred,it was pretty in your face.
So I say here's to Melania foranother four years running
around trying to make her sauce,I guess out of immigrants, I
suppose.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I don't know.
It's definitely immigrants.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, yeah, god damn it.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
To be fair, we're all getting our sauce from
immigrants.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, all right.
Cheers, we'll talk about it.
Here's to the sauce.
Cheers, boys, cheers.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Cheers to the sauce.
Cheers, boys Cheers.
Cheers to the sauce.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Was that Bane?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Not one girl, who was until I put on the mask.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
You only tasted the sauce.
I was born to it.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I was born in it, bathed, tasted the sauce.
I was born for it.
I was born in it, bathed in thesauce.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Well, let's talk about this sauce boys.
So, uh, fuck yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
One thing that I put.
I'll just start off because onenote that I put was any person
who was involved in that programof the reprinting, the
scientists, were certifiedpsychopaths.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
What was?
Going on their lack of emotion,Except for that one indie girl.
Oh yeah, she had a lack ofemotion too.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, Even her, though she's kind of like, well,
good luck, Like even then likeshe had a little bit more.
She was kinder, yes, but like Iwas like even then, like she had
a little bit more she waskinder, yes, but like I was like
these people are sociopath,psychopath people, like they are
just like their lack of care.
Because don't get me wrong likethe concept of this person
being reprinted like a clone, itlike is almost like they're
dehumanizing him, like it's nota human anymore, but it's like
(33:50):
this is still a being with deepemotions and stuff.
And to me, like I think if Iwas in that position, I would.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I would not be as just heartless as they are like
it's crazy there to show thatwhen one of these regimes pops
up, not everyone's a sociopathand there are going many of us
that just follow because it iswhat it is.
But I feel that they messed upin like oh, she's showing a
(34:23):
modicum of fucking empathy,she's forgiven when I.
I feel that that detracted fromwhat we're trying to say here,
like at the end of the day, likeyeah, you saw it was bad, but
you still put on the fucking labcoat every morning and I should
not be forgiven.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, yeah, agreed I feel like she should have eaten
by a fucking bugalo um yeah,yeah, you're right, they're
totally analogous to naziscientists, and it's really
interesting, though, because wehave a phrase that someone's
being treated like a lab rat,and that's what's happening here
(35:01):
.
Is you have to think about theway scientists look at life in a
lab when you deal with liveanimals and live testing,
especially when you're doingmilitary testing.
Like they were developing avirus, they're developing
something that kills, uh, or apesticide or something.
They were developing a virus.
They're developing somethingthat kills, uh, or a pesticide
or something.
They're developing somethingthat ended life, and there are
people who develop those thingsin labs currently, and they have
(35:24):
to test whether those thingsare harmful to pets and shit,
and you have to.
This happens in the medicalfield, too, with people who deal
with humans, even if they'renot killing them personally.
There is a dehumanization.
You have to take a step backfrom your humanity in order to
do work that normal people couldnot do about science, you have
(35:55):
to have an impersonal detachmentfrom life, uh, because you have
to be able to observe things ina cold manner, a purely factual
instead of emotional manner,and the movie makes the argument
that that's necessary and thatwe should forgive those people,
but it's hard because I'm notlike those people and I do have
emotions and I try to haveempathy and their detachment is
(36:15):
horrifying I guess yeah so theyare.
I mean like they are sociopaths,but it's like it's kind of
necessary for them to be likealmost for the scientists
probably are yeah, yeah, a lotof people dealing with lab
biology probably are.
They're killing like 400 mice aweek or whatever that's like
yeah, yeah but yeah, that wholeconcept I thought was very
(36:41):
interesting.
And then you know, and, asalways, like the, very like,
like you guys said, like thesauces have basically immigrants
to the, to the, the, the redcap on the mark, ruffalo
supporter.
What is his character's name?
You can remember?
That fucking guy mark ruffaloyeah, but kenneth marshall, yeah
(37:01):
, the kenneth marshallsupporters wearing literal red
cap.
It was very in your face, likeshowing like, haha, like, and I
thought it was.
Although in your face and notvery hard to see, it's
definitely a concept that somepeople probably won't like the
movie Probably.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I don't even think they'll recognize it.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I was going to say that too.
Will they recognize it?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I've reached a point now where it's like guys, have
you like?
It's the same concept where,like you know how, every year we
have this big ass fuckingholiday where we buy presents
and every movie we watch isfucking socialist propaganda.
Like once a year we watch amovie about a fucking rich guy
(37:50):
who realizes he's going to helland needs to start giving to the
poor, but then we're justcollectively, like that was nice
, moving on.
I don't think anyone sees thisshit anymore.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
We can trust the individual to turn their act
around.
We don't need to do anything.
The ghosts will handle it.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, that billionaire is going to be
visited by three ghosts in thenight.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I know.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
And realize his wrongs, and me my with my
$40,000 a year will be fine,Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Well, that's depressing.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I don't think anyone fucking saw it.
I don't think anyone noticed.
I don't know how you don't,it's so obvious.
Let me tell you guys, thisfucking story.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I have a story about an interaction with one of these
people.
That's wild, this one.
I was living in las vegas.
I went to a park and there were.
You could tell this was afamily of those people because
they were wearing like stylizedamerican flag shirts.
And you know, uh, I do have amarion flag shirt, you know,
(39:12):
with with like the almost likedripping paint splatter or
airbrush or whatever.
I fucking love America.
And this family was carryingtwo big, family-sized bags of
potato chips.
And there is a sign that saysdon't feed the geese, because
(39:34):
there were many geese at thispark this is a park that's known
for having a huge population ofgeese here and so they open the
bag and they start throwingchips to the geese.
And so I like I'm already mad,I know right.
And so I walk up and I say hey,hey guys, hey guys.
Excuse me, did you guys seethere's a sign right there that
(39:57):
says don't feed the geese?
And then, underneath hisexplanation, I didn't get to
finish my sentence because theguy turns to me and starts
chanting usa, usa, usa, over andover and over.
No, I swear to God, I swear toGod.
And he put his arms down.
(40:18):
You know, like almost like youknow, put the shoulders forward
and the arms down, like DannyMcBride does in every movie.
Just like Danny, yes, like thatLuke, just like Danny McBride
does.
He was walking toward me and Iwas like what the fuck is going
on?
As I walk back to my car and Iget in to drive away, and he
(40:39):
eventually stops chanting, andas I drive away, he turns around
and he's got this bag, thisfamily-sized bag of sandwiches,
and he like, takes it over hishead and he starts shaking the
fucker as his.
He and his family are surroundedby like 50 geese and they were
(41:00):
in the live fucking canadiangooses yeah, that's my story and
so you know, when I think aboutthat story, sometimes I think
you're right, right, but I don'tknow if they're gonna notice
they didn't notice a fuckingthing.
They're just thinking aboutthat threesome that could have
been when sharon and I walkedout of the movie, the only
(41:23):
conversation we heard about themovie is that they dropped the
storyline with the threesomethat's the only thing.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
God damn it.
God damn it.
We are so fucked.
We are in the worst timeline.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
We are so fucked, god damn it this golden path is so
dark, just like golden path indune yeah named after god damn
it we are sorry, man.
Sorry, I shared that story.
I didn't mean to take away youknow any hope in humanity.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
But watching Mickey 17, you start to lose a general
hope in humanity.
He's expendable and socollectively they start to
accept that as reality.
If he dies, he dies.
Even his own best friend islike dude, you die all the time,
just fucking.
Do this for me, man.
I put a note down that own bestfriend is like dude, you die
all the time, just fucking dothis for me, man.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I put a note down that his best friend is
literally one of the worst humanbeings on the face.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I'm glad negan beat him to shit me too.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I was like oh, yeah, good, good, that character
needed to be gone yeah, fuck himum what I, uh, I don't like
watching.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
So yeah, this thing's fucking depressing, it's
dystopian and we live in adystopia and we're in the worst
timeline fucking, obviously, andeven the other should be
adventuring with my friendsright now wouldn't have fit.
Yeah, I should be adventuringwith my friends to go kill the
(42:54):
demon king, not fucking worriedabout paying my rent what the
fuck and we just keep handingthe keys over to people who
don't have our best interests inmind and never fucking will.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Um, I don't know if anybody that's one thing about
this movie where I gave it aknock on the story and plot.
It ended with an election thatchanged everything and people
saw that they were wrong whichnever does and everything turned
out great because of thatelection and it felt pretty like
(43:30):
a slap in the face.
That's why I wanted to mentionat the top of this this was
supposed to be released in 2022,got delayed with editing,
post-production and shit and uhcertainly hits a little
different after yeah yeah, Iagree and, like you know.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
So the cool thing about the constitution and what
the United States was supposedto be and everyone, like these
days in a fascist society,worships the founding fathers,
but what was so great about themwas that they recognized that
they are probably wrong in someaspects.
(44:13):
They are probably wrong in someaspects.
What they were great about, whythey were good, why we should
be venerating them, is notbecause they were gods, but was
because they recognized thatthey are not infallible, that
this constitution can be changedbecause we're probably fucking
(44:39):
wrong, and that it it shouldjust be a society of citizens
that are trusted to governthemselves.
But what did we fucking do?
We gave it to the fuckingbillionaires immediately, the
exactly the thing they didn'twant us to fucking do.
And we're just every day we'restepping closer to this fucking
dystopia well, ben franklinloved it.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
To be fair, ben franklin was like, yeah, I'm the
shit.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, come on, young women, let's ben franklin
deserves to be fucked in the assby every demon in every Tony
Collette movie.
Alright, let's be real.
Alright, let's be real.
The hereditary demon, everyfucking thing that she's done,
(45:26):
should just be fucking BenFranklin in the ass.
He'd love it, that's actuallywhat he was into.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
He's been to France, right.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
He knows what's up.
What a weird joke, but anyway.
But so I think my golden pathfor this film Mickey 17, is that
I saw it in my 30s.
Mickey 17 is that I saw it inmy thirties and I remember being
in my twenties when the firewas so intense in me and seeing
(46:01):
something like this, would youknow?
drive you to assassinate thepresident would drive me to
assassinate the president of theUnited States.
But now me as a 30-year-old islike dude, do you think the
universe fucking gives a shit atall?
I just hope that I get a lifewhere I fall in love and
(46:28):
eventually die not of a warwound.
That's all I wanted this time.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Well, like you said, we venerate those people.
Anyone here wants toassassinate Donald Trump?
You have this podcast, fullsupport.
In Costa Rica they named theirairport after juan santa maria
because that dude fuckingfirebombed the estate of the
(46:59):
white dude from the unitedstates who came in to try to
conquer costa rica.
That 17 year old went up andfirebombed them and and they're
like you saved us all, we'regonna name uh, he died, by the
way uh, but they took care ofhis family and they made him a
national hero.
And now, he's got an airportnamed after him maybe if you
(47:20):
assassinate the president of theunited states, I will petition
to have an airport named afteryou.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Just joking officially just joking, but not
officially, you can do it it'snot wrong to support someone in
doing crimes.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
This is america, dude .
I thought this was america.
It's all.
Three high and dry fuckinghosts are arrested.
I thought this was america,dude.
I thought this was america,dude.
Supporting the assassination ofa political leader at work did
hell, but not really personaltime yeah, no, like dude saying
(48:09):
that you're gonna assassinate apresident totally fucking
illegal.
But on this, this podcast,we're joking Free speech totally
legal.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
For now.
That's the problem For now.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Hey so.
I'm going to stamp date thisfucking thing 4-19-2025.
We did it before the laws camein.
Currently, we can make jokes onpodcasts.
Right now, we can make jokes.
We can make jokes on podcasts.
Right now we can make jokes, wecan make jokes.
But uh, we'll see what happenstomorrow.
So, that being said, see you inel salvador boys yeah, we're
(48:44):
coming.
Baby, ah, fellas, I can't waitto be able to podcast in person.
We're all going to be in.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
No, actually you're not allowed to talk.
Oh fuck, they will beat you ifyou talk, according to reports
the some reports that have comeout here and there oh, my god,
jesus christ, we are in theworst timeline.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
So, that being said, it's time to get down to the
third portion of this fuckingthing.
It's time to insert ourselvesinto mickey 17.
Um, here's to the film.
I I don't get to drink a lotthese days, so I'm living it up.
Here's to, uh, insertingourselves into the worst
(49:29):
timeline.
Cheers, cheers, fucking hell.
Oh, I got a kid's birthdaybefore we go through an hour.
All right, here we go, baby.
All right.
So All right, welcome to thethird portion of this.
(49:50):
It's time now to insertourselves into Mickey 17.
So what would happen if James,luke or Ryan were in this movie?
How does it go different?
Let's jump into it, luke.
Yeah, I got this.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I would personally want to be the main local
inhabitant of that of the planet.
Whatever that, you want to bethe main creeper.
Yeah, creeper, creeper, I wantto be the main creeper.
You don't want to be one of thelesser creepers no,
unfortunately not, I want to bethe main creeper, because I'm
going to Daddy creeper, daddycreeper, daddy creeper, because
(50:38):
I'm going to daddy daddy creeper, dude daddy creeper, and I am,
instead of like after like, theykind of like make a I'm killing
all of the humans on the planet.
I'm not none of them willsurvive, we're taking down the
entire infrastructure.
They are all being murked offthe planet we don't care if the
babies come back, it's like no,yeah, done, oh, cool, gave the
baby back Dead, doesn't matter,you're bad, and I'd kill all the
humans so that way my planetcould live in its peaceful state
(51:00):
that it was before they fuckinggot there.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Nice, so 20 minute film yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
It's a short film, really, and it's cool.
It's a short film, really, it'ssure, and it's them just
landing in me immediately ran.
Unfortunately, we are notpeaceful creatures, because
daddy luke is the leader now andwe fucking we kill anything
that comes out of the planet.
So it would be more like a scaryalien film, but 20 minutes long
.
Us just killing all of thesehumans, no, no, and we just keep
(51:33):
killing mickeys.
They're like mickey 55 becauselike we keep killing, but
they'll print it out like asfast as we can kill them,
they're just printing them outyeah, it's like dude, I like you
, I do, but I know that you'rethe the fucking least common
denominator, dude.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
yep, I'm, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
I'm sorry you.
You are decent but like gotta,gotta go ahead and get rid of it
.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Sorry, dude.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Sorry, dude.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Great film, great film.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
It's more, it's actually no longer named that
it's no longer named Mickey 17.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
It's actually Daddy Creeper, daddy Creeper, daddy
Creeper, daddy Creeper, and it'sa horror sci-fi film.
Daddy Creeper, baby, very, verychanged.
But yeah, that's how Mickey 17would change pretty drastically
if I was in the film.
(52:27):
Hell yeah, james, I would havegotten the spot as Pigeon man
instead of that Donald.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Trump supporter I would have as Pigeon man instead
of that Donald Trump supporter,I would have been Pigeon man.
Dude, honestly, I don't give afuck.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
The movie would have been exactly the same.
I would have been Pigeon man,though it would have been pretty
dope.
Pigeon man would have beenstoned.
Pigeon man, I would have had anokay time.
Everyone would have done myface.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Pigeon man, pigeon man, oh my god, I would have
been with Mark Rufio meanwhile,daddy Luke is getting ready to
blow all of our brains out ofour ears oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god, all of ourbrains out of our ears.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Was that the sound?
It wasn't that, but that's whatI was trying to make.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Oh my god, nah for me .
God damn it, god damn it, Iwould just, I would wind up
being mickey.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
18 yeah, we know god damn it.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
and I'm gonna talk to , I'm gonna talk to daddy luke
and I'm like, and daddy luke'sgonna be like I'm killing y'all
and I'm gonna be like I get it,um, and I'm like, can I go kill
Mark Trump real quick though?
Would that be cool?
And I hope Daddy Luke wouldhave a little bit of, you know,
(54:01):
fucking empathy, and I woulddefinitely push for that
threesome more for sure.
That plot would be followedthrough to the end.
That plot would be wrapped up.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
Basically would be, that would be wrapped up
basically, you would ask me Ihave two things I need to get, I
need to assassinate that guyand I need to go have a
three-way come on, can we dothat?
Speaker 1 (54:23):
daddy luke, baby come on.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Man like dude.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
What was wild.
When I saw it happen I was likeJesus Christ, is this all
scripted?
I just got finished readingDark Matter.
It's a sci-fi book that becamea sci-fi short series on Apple
TV.
The whole concept was that thisdude is just living his day to
(54:50):
day.
Back in the day he was a verybrilliant college grad.
He had a future, but he decidedinstead that he was going to
spend his life with the love ofhis life and live a more mundane
thing, but in a separatereality.
Another version of him decidedthat he was going to pursue his
(55:11):
scientific goals of him.
Decided that he was going topursue his scientific goals and
that guy the scientific goal onecreated box and a drug that
allowed us to exist insuperposition and travel the
multiverse.
That guy regretted his lifechoices about not living with
the love of his life, kidnapsthe dude who lived with the love
(55:32):
of his life and swapped andswapped and I finished reading
the book and I finished watchingthe series and the person I was
reading the book with andwatching the series with I I
just say all right, because I'mjust so fucking ingrained into
high and dry, like if it were meand a bunch of us showed up in
(55:55):
this universe to fight for thelove of our lives, we wouldn't
be fighting.
First we'd talk and second I'dbe like hey, do you want to try
something?
Really fucking freaky?
There's five of me in the roomright now.
Are you looking to get stuffedin every hole?
It's like one of those, it's.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
It's the same scene with the, the five black guys
behind Riley Reed except it'sall me, dude, it's all me, and
I'm like your back's lookingreal cut, we're doing something
right, we're doing somethingright.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
We gave it all to AI dude.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Dude, we gave it all to ai.
Dude, dude, from this angle,your thighs, the muscles are
going, oh, man, oh my god I'mnext.
I want that help you.
You check out my thighs.
Next the girls already left.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
It's just the five of them having sex so I I guess
that's also how it would changeis.
I guess that's also how itwould change.
Is so like Mickey 17's hangingout as Ryan 17, mickey Ryan 18
pops out, and we'll be like you,sexy bitch, we just keep
(57:10):
looking better and better.
God damn, dude, are your absbetter than mine, dude?
And we'd be wearing this, likethis deep v that I got on right
now, right, and we'd go back tomy girlfriend's place and she'd
be like.
She'd be like hell, yeah, intothe pile into the pile and it
(57:34):
would just be uh, ryan 17, ryan18, ryan 19, ryan 20 just
fucking going to town on mygirlfriend while hyping each
other up the whole time and sothat.
Yeah, that's how the film wouldchange so yours changes into a
porno.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, oh yeah and there would be dude, my fucking
plot my palms, my palms would beraw my palms would be raw from
the fucking high-fiving themovie just ends on a gum shot.
(58:14):
What did I just watch?
Speaker 1 (58:23):
There's so much backstory for a gum shot.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, it happens at the same point in the movie
where the two make each other,bong Joon-ho directed this, are
you sure I?
Don't?
The movie totally changed inthe second half and it got me
the intimate story about one manturned into a very intimate
(58:53):
story about five men.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
And it's got a flashback of me and Steven Yeun
fucking with our hands tiedbehind our backs in front of a
mob boss To flash forward to abunch of fucking gang banging my
(59:17):
girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Five out of five, five stars, baby Five stars the
good guys win.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
The good guys win.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
First half was kind of boring, First half mundane
but second half really tied mein, really brought me into the
feeling.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
They release it in theaters.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
That's an X rating After me 18.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
We warned you, we warned you at the front Do not
let your kids into this fuckingmovie.
It's a real movie that devolves.
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yeah, that's how it would change.
I love that film.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah, no, five stars, dude Five stars.
The first porno to get a fourout of five on the high and dry
rating scale.
The score was a three.
The score was a three the scorewas a three.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
The second half had some memorable music really
snappy holy fuck, all right.
Well, there you go.
It's neighbors knew my name.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Bye there you go, folks.
Um so uh, uh, welcome to thatcum chat.
That is high and dry podcast.
Uh, what jesus that was a.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
That was a mess just like that six way, we're gonna
release this episode, oh, youknow it, Dude.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
This episode had assassinating the president
Fucking five to one cum shot onyour girlfriend.
This is a solid, solid one.
Five stars, Five stars.
There you go.
Audible Movie.
Four out of five.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Episode five out of five.
Jesus yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
So this particular episode will it get an audible
release?
Yeah, probably.
Yes, they don't check.
They don't check certainly,certainly, without a doubt.
So check us out on audible.
Um, I'm getting that ontarioaccent coming in at the end here
.
I've been drinking a lot.
There's that comeback.
Cheers everyone.
Thank you for listening.
We're High and Dry Podcast.
(01:01:38):
I'm your host, ryan BarronNorth, with me, as always, james
Crossland, luke.
Thank you, guys, so much.
Bye.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Bye.
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