No Fries With That #@&%!? | Bigg Weezy

Bigg Weezy is a Professional Comedian/ Producer that opens for the Legendary Comedy Icon Katt Williams. After a show in 2018, Walter told Weezy he'd pay for his meal for some comedy advice, he's been his mentor ever since. Bigg Weezy has worked with some of the biggest names in the industry as well as just co-produced a comedy show with Walter featuring the Legend Mark Curry. 

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S1 (00:00):
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S2 (00:12):
Olas Media. and March and Ash presents Hilariously Blunt with Walter Ford from
the hottest up and coming comedians to Legends of the
Game and vault with some of the world's finest cannabis brands.
This is hilariously blunt, with Walter Ford.

Walter (00:39):
Dropping the back to hilariously blunt show Man, I didn't
miss job and wear your beanie. It's your boy, Walter Ford,
back again and you notice pictures with me. Cannabis and
just honest, unadulterated, unfiltered comedian combos. Right now I got

(01:00):
one of the best main. This man right here changed
my life. It took took me on a trajectory that
I couldn't even imagine. Look at him as a mentor,
you know, somebody to look up in the comedy game
all around. Good. Do you know in life and comedy?
Let me say it like that, mentor. I need you

(01:21):
all to make some noise for Big Weezy. What's going on?
Big doubt.
Oh, we are.

Big Weezy (01:29):
We all.

Walter (01:30):
Oh, I'm sorry, man. I was scrolling for bitches.
I got that backpack, nigga. Get bitches, by the way.

Big Weezy (01:38):
Yeah, You know, it's really true. I do. At 62
years old, But I can't really, you know, do it anymore.
I can't keep up like that. Right? Because. Because let
me tell you, you know, Walter was talking about, you know,
mentoring and, you know, guiding them and everything. And, you know,
what happened is pretty much basically I try to hang
out with niggas that's got bigger penises the behind. So there.

(02:03):
You go.
Rage. My penis. Gay. It's why I fucked with Wall Street.
Everybody know the big niggas only got dumb.
Big dick by association.
That's exactly.
What.
I really like. I see. So I met Walter, and
I'm like. And he was.
I think you weren't. You attacked two women that night
after the show.
I made some like that, you know.

(02:23):
And at that time, I could keep up, you know.
Because I wanted to go. Yeah.
And my yeah, because I had a fiance say, man,
that people used to look at her and think, Oh,
then think of being in there. There's no way in
hell she's.
In a billionaire.
Not even a millionaire. Everything is a billionaire. And it's
not true. I just. I posted a picture of me.
I don't know if you ever seen it. Everybody's posters
got 6 million hits now of me and red bikini underwear.

(02:46):
I've never seen that.
I've seen the picture right up.
Yeah, I see. This fine ass woman sees this picture.
And she lost her shit, Her jaw dropped.
She's like, This is if you're like that and you
pose like that, you got to have something about Dude
is copied in his blog and she just called because
my number on my website. That's right. She called me, right?

(03:12):
And we have this conversation that I hang up. I
look at her picture on Facebook and I'm like, Whoa!

Walter (03:17):
You're not just getting catfished. It is bits. You don't
even know what catfish is.

Big Weezy (03:21):
Yeah, I don't care. You find it on Friday?
Well.
I don't know. What. Can you.
Remember? I used to go to restaurants. I say catfish.

Walter (03:32):
I'm talking about the catfish where the of a person
will will post pictures. That's not them. And then they'll
message you like it is them, and then you'll meet
them in real person. And it's a whole different part
is all different.

Big Weezy (03:44):
Like went there because Dan sells my fucking profile pic
on their dating app.

S1 (03:48):
Did I'm Dead.

Big Weezy (03:50):
So I'm a celebrity.

Walter (03:51):
Catfish.

Big Weezy (03:52):
Oh did they thing right because they say, Are you Denzel?

Walter (03:55):
I said, No, I'm Big Weezy.

Big Weezy (03:58):
But you look like Denzel.

Walter (04:00):
I said, you know. Well, well, yes, I do.

S1 (04:04):
Guess what? You signed up.

Walter (04:05):
Which is what you signed up for.

Big Weezy (04:07):
Right? You know, and.

Walter (04:09):
Then we meet. They say you ain't Denzel and I
be like.

Big Weezy (04:11):
You program did.

S1 (04:15):
Obviously, y'all can see this and this is hilarious. This
the gates aren't off yet.

Walter (04:19):
But yeah, man. So no.

S1 (04:22):
Deal.

Walter (04:22):
Real quickly before though, we wait for. The one thing
I loved about Walter is because, you know, as a
and I was and I was only maybe like five
or six years in then.

S1 (04:33):
Mhm.

Walter (04:34):
But you know, I'm very knowledgeable, I study this shit.

S1 (04:37):
That's what it's about.

Walter (04:37):
That's my reputation. Yeah. And so I was trying to
give you information that was going to keep you going
toward of trajectory, becoming a professional comedian. Yeah. And the
professional show producer and most of the people, they sit
there and they shake their head. Right. And then they
walk away. And I walk.

Big Weezy (04:57):
Away. And then that big.

Walter (04:58):
Bad mouth fucker.

S1 (04:59):
Don't know what that big lie.

Walter (05:02):
Yeah, I shouldn't have. I wasn't asking the guy a
cheeseburger taste. I listen to that book if I.

Big Weezy (05:07):
Want to know what, who, what Potato chip.

Walter (05:10):
Eat. I lost that.

S1 (05:11):
You know, the new hot season, and that's it.

Walter (05:13):
Right.

Big Weezy (05:14):
Just like that. Like when I was coming here. Right
when I was coming here, you gave me the address
and everything. And then when I got the free result
and they called, and then they got to say that
we're a half mile pass boys restaurant in San Diego,
and I would have no problem stab you in the ass. Right?
Say that you're there a half mile past bullies. Right.
But instead, I'm using the G.P.S. because I would have
got here. No problem.

Walter (05:34):
Yeah, but. But not you, Walter. You. You took the
information and you stay on the straight and narrow. You
would contact me every now and then and ask questions
and look at you, man. You're just doing.

Big Weezy (05:43):
The damn.

S1 (05:44):
Thing. Hey, we out here, here.

Big Weezy (05:45):
And here we have the lab factory.

S1 (05:47):
Nigga, come on out tonight. Here, here, here. We all into.

Big Weezy (05:50):
It.

S1 (05:51):
In the.

Big Weezy (05:51):
Beginning, it is two shows already.

Walter (05:53):
Going to be over. Yeah. You know, but to let.

Big Weezy (05:55):
You know, we there tonight.

S1 (05:57):
And. And this nigga didn't killed that already. Trust me.

Walter (05:59):
You know.

S1 (06:00):
Trust me I'm featuring four two which is on.

Walter (06:02):
Grant that I'm on.

S1 (06:03):
Right now now now that here we didn't got a
little bit ahead. Yes, let's go back a little bit.

Walter (06:08):
Yes.

S1 (06:09):
What now? You said you used to own a restaurant
to do. You don't to restaurants. Did you go from
the restaurant owning business? And were you do you start
comedy around that time? Like what got you what was
the first when the bug bite you? The bug when
you bug my Facebook. Okay. Okay. Just the the.

Big Weezy (06:25):
Facebook just started, right?

Walter (06:27):
Facebook. It just started it was a new hot thing
and I was never on MySpace. Yeah. Yeah. For those
of you who don't know that MySpace was before Facebook,
you're probably going to have to Google it and look
at the historical difference because there's my book is out there,
What the fuck is MySpace?

S1 (06:42):
We ain't naked. No, no, we used to. Uh, what
is that like? Oh, we used to write. What is it?
Encrypt fucking.

Walter (06:52):
Yes.

S1 (06:52):
Web pages and shit. I can't think of a word
right now because I'm high and sleepy, but we. We
used to encrypt our own web pages and, like, set
it up and.

Walter (07:01):
Everything.

S1 (07:02):
Good. And everybody had Tom as a friend. He'd always
look behind.

Big Weezy (07:06):
Right.

S1 (07:06):
And popular and go on the Internet.

Walter (07:08):
Yes. And so. So I finally got on Facebook, Right.
I really didn't want I wasn't really interested. You know,
the word social media was in there.

S1 (07:20):
One other thing.

Walter (07:20):
Is, you know, there was no Twitter. There was no Instagram, Right.
The Internet was called the Internet or you were online.

S1 (07:29):
Yeah, that's what it was.

Walter (07:30):
And the biggest problem in those days was not everybody
could be online, right? Because you could either buy DSL
or buy it with your cable company. But when you
had it with the cable company, everybody in the neighborhood
was on there, so my fuckers would be calling them neighbors.

Big Weezy (07:44):
Get the fuck off, I need to get out.

S1 (07:46):
Oh, that's a throwback. Niggas don't know about that.

Walter (07:48):
They don't know about that dial.

S1 (07:50):
Up, right? Bam. I used to get curse to get
that fuck off that phone. Right. If you are didn't
know you used to have their choose the phone or
the computer. The internet.

Walter (07:59):
Computer. Right now you dial up and make all that
noise and then.

S1 (08:03):
You.

Big Weezy (08:03):
Are here. You've got mail. Yeah.

S1 (08:07):
Yeah. That was well, that was the original.

Walter (08:09):
DM Erica online. Okay.

S1 (08:11):
Oh, originally.

Walter (08:13):
So I'm on Facebook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And what
people don't know is I know they have the restaurants,
but I also had a behavior management company. I had
that first. Okay. Right. So I was the founder of
my own behavior management company and you know, long days,
you know, But when you have your own business, it's
not a long day. It's a short day.

S1 (08:32):
You know.

Walter (08:33):
16, 17 hours a day, you know, And, you know,
your assistants like, nigga, when you going home? Because I
could your assistant.

Big Weezy (08:39):
You your assistant making 70 grand. You got to be there.
I get to work at six in the morning. You
got to be there when I get there. I'm believing
that eight, nine, 10:00 at night. You can't go, right?
Sometimes I feel bad. I say, You know what?

Walter (08:52):
Go ahead and take off. I got it. I'll close
it up tonight and close up. Just me close the
office door. Yeah.

S1 (08:57):
But you still in.

Walter (08:58):
There, right? But somebody had to be there to, you know,
get something for me out there. You know, I went somewhere,
you know, like before I. There was a time when
I used to sign all my paychecks. All right, So
there would be, like, 80 employees, and I'd have to sign.

Big Weezy (09:13):
All every day.

S1 (09:14):
Every fucking day. Right?

Walter (09:15):
So then I just said, Fuck it. I'm going to
get a facsimile signature and let people don't know, you know,
where you can stamp it. Yeah, right. But there's a
whole fucking legal shit you got to go through to
get that a. Approved by the bank. All right. You
have to keep it locked up and all that, you know.

S1 (09:30):
And so the whole process.

Walter (09:31):
Oh, it's a whole process. And then you. I got
my fucking payroll company just to start issuing the checks,
which is the worst thing you can tell a nigga.
The first.

S1 (09:41):
Thing you could tell.

Walter (09:41):
A thing is that, listen.

Big Weezy (09:43):
What we'll do is.

Walter (09:44):
We will pay your employees for you with our.

S1 (09:47):
Money.

Walter (09:48):
And then you just give us the money a week later.
And I was like.

Big Weezy (09:51):
Nigga.

S1 (09:51):
You sign me up with. I said to me, that
mother back, that's my cry. That's that's that's how we
fall in the credit card debt. Right.

Big Weezy (10:01):
So I'm on Facebook, right? Hmm. You know.

Walter (10:04):
One day and, you know, making jokes and everybody always
laughed at my jokes. Why? Because I was in charge.

S1 (10:10):
Yeah.

Walter (10:11):
I was never funny. I would be insulting people, but
I thought it was comedy. Right? So you walk in
because this was before MeToo and everything.

S1 (10:19):
Oh, yeah. You can get cancer, right?

Walter (10:21):
Yeah. You got cancer, right? So when my employees walked in,
I like.

Big Weezy (10:24):
What the fuck? Did you take a shower? Did they?
My fucking. Yeah, I took a shower. Right.

Walter (10:29):
They had to call me Mr. Brown. My wife insisted
that they call.

S1 (10:32):
Me Mr. Brown.

Big Weezy (10:33):
Yeah. You took a shower, Mr. Brown? I said, Well, goddamn.
You sure? Yes, Mr. Brown. Then they couldn't respond because
I was Mr. Brown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on Facebook.

Walter (10:42):
Insulting my fucking. And one day my daughter has a
picture of herself up there. Right? Right. And I was like,
this girl.

Big Weezy (10:49):
If you ain't got no job and you ain't got
this and you ain't got that, you can not.

Walter (10:56):
You know. Now, by this time, I was out of
business because I had nothing but to do. Okay.

S1 (11:00):
Oh, did.

Big Weezy (11:01):
I? You ain't got no. You can't talk to her.
So she right online. Hey, Mr. Funny man.

Walter (11:07):
You're not a comedian. You don't get paid. I appreciated
Dad if you wouldn't make these comments. I'm not a comedian.

S1 (11:15):
What a fuck it. Oh, shit.

Big Weezy (11:17):
I don't get paid.

S1 (11:18):
So your daughter. So you trolling on your daughter's Facebook
pics turned you into a fucking comedian? Is that what
you're telling me right now? Cause you're trying to make
Larry a motherfucker.

Big Weezy (11:31):
I was. I was. I was the head of my own.

Walter (11:34):
Behavior management company where nurses, doctors and psychologists worked for me. Yeah.
And I have a high school education because when I
was 16 years old, I worked at a McDonald's restaurant,
And the guy who owned the restaurant was Robert Sanchez.
He was a franchisee or. Or officially, they call them licenses.
All right. He was a licensee. Right.

Big Weezy (11:55):
And so I was like, did you ever cook or anything?
I'm 60. Goes, No, you don't.

Walter (11:58):
Have to know, don't it?

S1 (12:00):
You don't have to know what to own.

Big Weezy (12:01):
All I needed to know.

S1 (12:03):
And how it was you when you got that nugget.
16 Shit.

Walter (12:06):
I was the I was the manager of his restaurant
at 19.

S1 (12:10):
Okay, I like that. Yeah, Young manager. I was a
manager at 21 and Lindsay.

Big Weezy (12:15):
So young.

S1 (12:16):
Manager.

Walter (12:17):
And so everything I needed to know about managing, I
learned there and I learned when it.

Big Weezy (12:22):
Came to managing. Well, that's why.

Walter (12:24):
CEOs can go from company to company, because the managing
is doesn't.

Big Weezy (12:28):
Change.

Walter (12:29):
Even though the manufacturing of the product is the mechanism
of managing people and policy to change. And as the
head of your own company.

Big Weezy (12:37):
You only got three things you really fucking do. You
administer policy, create policy and protect your company against actions
and claims.

Walter (12:46):
Actions and claims is a secret word for being cynical.

S1 (12:50):
So when you ask Yeah, so you have a B, it's.

Big Weezy (12:52):
Oh, so you spend all day.

S1 (12:55):
Doing that to get fucking sued.

Big Weezy (12:57):
And not to get to make.

S1 (12:58):
People write rules.

Walter (13:00):
And making people follow the rules.

Big Weezy (13:01):
Right. And, and, and I was.

Walter (13:03):
Serious about the rules. Okay. I could tell. And then.

Big Weezy (13:08):
Like, you know, because we didn't.

Walter (13:09):
Let many people go in my business, in my company. No. That,
you know, you had to fuck up really, But you
had to steal basically to get legal. Yeah.

Big Weezy (13:16):
You worked in the restaurant division. You had to steal.

Walter (13:19):
To get let go. Either cash or inventory. Make sense.
All right.

Big Weezy (13:23):
You had to watch.

S1 (13:24):
His money.

Walter (13:25):
Right?

Big Weezy (13:25):
And in the behavior.

Walter (13:26):
Management side of the company, you had to be negligent
with the care of a person we were treating. Yeah.
All right. Or you had to disseminate their personal information,
which was against your people, right?

S1 (13:37):
Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Walter (13:38):
That's that. That's the automatic termination.

Big Weezy (13:39):
Everything else I can work with. Yeah. Okay. You know,
like to put fucking in the closet. I can work
with that.

S1 (13:46):
You sound like the coolest boss ever, nigga.

Big Weezy (13:48):
Fucking the.

S1 (13:48):
Degree.

Big Weezy (13:50):
You get caught fondling your balls.

S1 (13:53):
Right.

Big Weezy (13:53):
Next to the hamburger patties. We can.

S1 (13:57):
Fix that. We can.

Big Weezy (13:58):
We can fix that. All right? That's what we can do, right?
You get car. Take it on here to let us
hope you're the fuck. Go, You go, nigga. You stole.
It's just a head of lettuce. I don't give a
fuck fuck nigga to use a head of lettuce to
me it's 45 motherfucking hamburger. Yeah.

Walter (14:16):
All right. But anyway.

S1 (14:18):
Okay, so. Yeah. Okay. So behavioral health. So you own
these company? Yes. And I'm the.

Walter (14:22):
Founder.

S1 (14:23):
Founder of these.

Big Weezy (14:24):
Company about. I founded that. She's my back. I wasn't
even the CEO my wife was. People used to say,
How come you're not CEO? I said, I'm the chairman
of the board. Yeah.

S1 (14:33):
I'm ready to sell.

Big Weezy (14:34):
Higher than that. People think I'd be like me. People
say I'm the CEO. You ain't shit, nigga. You need
to be the founder.

S1 (14:39):
Yeah, I didn't know You teach me right out of gyms,
Not comedy, nigga.

Walter (14:44):
That's it. So that's.

S1 (14:46):
Okay. So that's how.

Walter (14:46):
I got started.

S1 (14:47):
Okay, So what was the first? Well, the first time,
the first night.

Walter (14:50):
This when I. First thing I.

S1 (14:51):
Did. Yeah. What was the first? Okay.

Walter (14:52):
I was like, got out the yellow pages. Okay.

S1 (14:56):
Okay.

Big Weezy (14:57):
But my kids don't know. Back in the day, we
had the.

Walter (14:59):
Yellow.

Big Weezy (14:59):
Pages in the sixties. In the.

Walter (15:01):
Seventies, it was called the.

S1 (15:02):
Book. The book like.

Big Weezy (15:04):
All right, I'm sure people don't know because I'm 62.
All right? I don't look 62. I know that right now.
This is my book is going deaf. I think it.

S1 (15:12):
Said, Hey, black.

Big Weezy (15:15):
Right? Yeah. I need to eat whatever the fuck out
wall Danziger, see you. So what happened is so, like.
So somebody wanted your phone want to talk to you?
They said, Listen, man. So I would give you a
call and you say, Yeah, I'm in the book. So
all they needed was your name.

S1 (15:30):
And you right there.

Big Weezy (15:31):
And then you go in the book. But the.

S1 (15:32):
Regular people was the white.

Big Weezy (15:33):
Pages, right? Right. You know, the White pages was business.

S1 (15:35):
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yellow Pages. My youngest.

Walter (15:38):
Was personal.

S1 (15:38):
Yeah.

Big Weezy (15:39):
Right there. And you could call 411. Right. You're about
to say, let me give you two for one one.
They don't even know. The first one would be you
would call. You were down for one one on your
phone and you would get information.

S1 (15:55):
It was like.

Big Weezy (15:56):
It was an operator. Operator. And you say, Listen, I'm
looking for Walter Ford in San Diego, all right? And
then he would go, right, Yeah, they give you. Okay.
And they give you Walter Ford's number and you call him.

S1 (16:07):
That's crazy.

Big Weezy (16:08):
That's how hard because you were in the book.

S1 (16:10):
Ain't that crazy? How now, like, if a man fuck
know your phone. Numbers like the End of the World
and I hold a fuck. Are you more liberal?

Big Weezy (16:17):
I'm one of those motherfuckers, man. On my website.

Walter (16:21):
Is my phone.

S1 (16:22):
Yeah, my.

Big Weezy (16:22):
And my degree in this address. All that shit. Right.
You have my book as well. Fuck me saying.

Walter (16:29):
Listen, you know, don't get my number out, motherfucker.

Big Weezy (16:31):
Why you got a phone? Choose for people to find you.

S1 (16:34):
Come on, now.

Big Weezy (16:35):
It's what people do buying you, right? Because when I
came them. When I bought. When you get my number,
anybody ask for it, give it to them. Right.

S1 (16:43):
And real quick, is that why you got two phones business, personal?

Walter (16:46):
Yes, that's exactly right. But no one hardly use the
business phone because the business phone is listed on the
website and no one ever calls because everybody always I
always give everybody the phone.

Big Weezy (16:56):
But I do business on both them. It's not like
somebody calls.

Walter (16:59):
Me on this phone and I say, Yeah, Hello?

Big Weezy (17:02):
Hey, is this fat, Greasy productions? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
But you got to.

S1 (17:05):
Call hang up.

Big Weezy (17:07):
Next, right? You call it five, six, two, three, five, seven, eight, four, eight, three. Yeah.

Walter (17:11):
Okay.

Big Weezy (17:12):
Thank you.

S1 (17:13):
Yeah. No, it's all right. All right.

Big Weezy (17:15):
Low fat, greasy. But that's it. You just talk to me, nigga,
you little.

S1 (17:20):
Secretary.

Big Weezy (17:21):
And you call on the wrong phone, motherfuckers. You know
I don't do that, right? We don't do that bullshit.
But anyway, so I pick up the yellow.

Walter (17:30):
Pages, right? And I start calling around a couple of clubs. Right.
And events. And also they had. Comedy schools. Right. And
when I would call, there would be 1500. 2500.

S1 (17:46):
God damn. In the seventies. No, no, no.

Walter (17:49):
That was 2011.

S1 (17:51):
Oh, my bet.

Walter (17:52):
Yeah, 2011. And it was expensive, right? And I ended
up calling the Ha Ha comedy club and Jack the phone. Jack. Ha, ha.
Answered the.

S1 (18:00):
Phone. Oh, that's funny. Hey, shut up! Shut up!

Walter (18:03):
For the record, his last name is not. Ha, ha.

S1 (18:05):
Yeah.

Walter (18:05):
No, but Jack answered the phone.

S1 (18:07):
I didn't know he went by that to be. I
know him. I'll be known by his government because.

Big Weezy (18:11):
Yeah. Yeah.

Walter (18:12):
There you go, Jack. Ha, ha. Right. Come on. When
you're like, the Jack's like 60, 70, 70 years old.
The nick of steel wears a ponytail. You change in
your last year.

S1 (18:22):
You're not Jack.

Big Weezy (18:23):
All right? You changing your last name?

Walter (18:26):
All right.

Big Weezy (18:26):
And the niggers. And his wife is fine as fuck, too.
They've been married for, like, 700 years and.

S1 (18:31):
70.

Big Weezy (18:32):
Years. She probably tells that nigga, don't you cut that
pony to.

S1 (18:35):
Fuck and keep.

Walter (18:36):
That gold.

S1 (18:37):
Steven Seagal shit on.

Big Weezy (18:38):
Their head, right? So Jack comes up and he says, Yeah,
we got an open mic. Come open mic. Right. So
I don't know what.

Walter (18:47):
Open mic is. I'm thinking, Oh, you.

S1 (18:50):
Doing it is the big tap.

Big Weezy (18:51):
So I put on the suit.

S1 (18:54):
I dig it gets arrested.

Big Weezy (18:56):
And not only that, I.

Walter (18:57):
Put on the suit, nigga, I took a sex shower.

S1 (19:01):
Yeah. Yeah.

Walter (19:03):
All right. So you got your regular shower, you got
your go to.

Big Weezy (19:07):
Work shower.

Walter (19:08):
Then you got. I'm going to get my vinaigrette. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I took a sex shower.

S1 (19:14):
You got to go to Crevices, and she.

Big Weezy (19:16):
And I got crevices and mixing credits. I'm like.

Walter (19:21):
I am a Thomas is an English muffin that.

Big Weezy (19:24):
God took me a sex showers Bridgestone.

Walter (19:28):
My one of my favorite fragrances. All right. And I
go down to the club. I get there, It's $5
for 5 minutes.

Big Weezy (19:37):
I sign.

S1 (19:37):
Up, which I think they still do and we.

Walter (19:39):
Still do. And I give them my $5.

Big Weezy (19:41):
They give me a ticket. I put my.

Walter (19:42):
Name on a big weezy. And I thought I'd give
it to the host.

S1 (19:46):
Real quick, Will. Quick. Were you already big wheezy? Yes.
Where did that come from? Real quick?

Big Weezy (19:51):
Back. Back in 92. 93.

Walter (19:55):
I was in the barbershop. All right. In the clothing
store next to the barbershop. I own the clothing store
next to the barbershop with the owner of the barbershop.
We were right. Just for everybody to know. Ever since
I was 18, I always wanted to be in business.
When 27 I retired. I've been working for myself ever since.
All right. Yeah.

Big Weezy (20:12):
What happens if you have.

Walter (20:14):
Only a high school education? You're normally going to be
limited with the amount of money that you can make.
All right. And I already sound educated, as you can see.
I just sound educated without the education, without the implication. So.
But I would. But I know the people that are
in business. Your income is unlimited. I decide how much

(20:35):
money I'm going to make in the year by the
efforts of my. Of my work.

S1 (20:38):
Yeah. Well, your merits, right?

Walter (20:40):
Yeah. And people would ask me, you know, this is
a little sidebar. People would say.

Big Weezy (20:44):
Man, I want to go into business. And I would
be like, No, no, no, no, no. Keep doing what
you're doing. Well, yeah, we're blessed law because, you know,
when you come in, you know, when you get off,
you know, you're going to get your vacation, you're going
to get your break. What they don't understand is people
like me need a bunch of these regular motherfuckers, the workforce.
If everybody who goes in the business, who's going to
do the work, do labor know? Somebody just looked at

(21:06):
me and just said, There's people out there. That's just
what they said. Oh, my God, that nigga got me fucked.

S1 (21:13):
Had bigger and bigger, kept me as a worker.

Big Weezy (21:16):
They got me. But then, right, because I used to
tell I used to be in my meetings. I said, Listen,
we need the high school dropouts. That's my employee base.
I need the dumb motherfuckers.

S1 (21:28):
That need money.

Big Weezy (21:29):
All right? Right, right. Cause we and. Let me tell you,
with my restaurant, right? You know how you got hired?
You walked in and said, I need a job. And
we say, start tomorrow at ten in the morning. All right.
And if you like the job, bring your I.D. and everything.
And that's it. That's how you got a job. All right.
And I should tell my people nobody's going to go to. No.

(21:51):
This is not the behavior management company. You're not going
to go to, you know, three, three tiers, standard bitching
interview process, resume and shit, these people. Right. I'll give
you a for instance, when I was on my restaurant,
a guy comes to me, I get to the restaurant
at six in the morning. He's standing outside the restaurant.

Walter (22:09):
He's this big. A gangster is fuck.

S1 (22:11):
All right?

Big Weezy (22:13):
My wife is like, Who's this guy? I don't know.
So I teach my nine. Put it in my pocket,
because that's the most part I hate about.

Walter (22:19):
Being in the restaurant is I always had to be
strapped down. And I'm not really a gun person, right? Yeah. Yeah.
So I go up there and I'm.

S1 (22:25):
In L.A..

Big Weezy (22:25):
Right? And the guy is like, Hey, boss man, this
just part. I said, Yeah.

Walter (22:29):
He goes, You know, I lose. I've been looking for
jobs for about nine months since I've been out of prison, everything.
And I really need a job. I said, No problem, man.
Be here tomorrow morning at 10:00. Wear black pants and
a t shirt. He said, Just like that?

Big Weezy (22:40):
I say, Yeah, just like that.

Walter (22:42):
All right.

Big Weezy (22:43):
And I hadn't even hired anybody yet.

Walter (22:45):
But we were probably about 30 days from opening up
the restaurant.

Big Weezy (22:49):
So my wife says, You're going to hire me like that.
How are you going to work that? I said, Didn't
you just hear what he told me? And he told
me that he just got.

Walter (22:57):
Out of prison, that he's been looking for a job
for nine months. He humbled himself in front of me.

Big Weezy (23:02):
This motherfucker just said, Babe, I'm not robbing people, shoot
people anymore or whatever the fuck I was doing. I
want to work for $7 a fucking hour. I said,
You think I'm going to embarrass this motherfucker? I'm going
to give him a job. Yeah, you're right. I'm going
to give this motherfucker job, all right? Because he's already

(23:23):
taken the chance. He's already been looking for nine months,
and people are looking at him like.

Walter (23:27):
Oh, this thing a gangster. This is my fucking road.
I'm not even going to take a chance on this.

S1 (23:32):
Move Rock and roll it off, man.

Big Weezy (23:33):
That even knowing that if he's coming to you like this,
he's already said, I'm taking my life different.

S1 (23:40):
See? But. And that's. And but I feel like everybody
don't got those nigga goggles you know saying like I
think is goggles to it. You know like understanding it.

Big Weezy (23:49):
Right. You know.

Walter (23:50):
And my mother my mother was a psychologist. You know,
I had a behavior management business. We work with behavioral services.
So that I think that way. All right. I think
that way. Because you're right, Walter. Yeah. You know, so
I think that way. So that's all I saw.

Big Weezy (24:04):
Real quick. Yes.

S1 (24:05):
Go back to how you got to the big meeting.

Walter (24:07):
All right. So, yeah, I got sidetracked. Yeah. So we. Yeah,
cause I own shit, so I. All right, so I'm
there at the barbershop, and, you know, every time the
Crying album was big, so whenever the cry. Oh, yeah.

S1 (24:21):
Yeah. Dr. Dre.

Walter (24:22):
Right. You know. Whoa, whoa. Yep. Yeah, Yep. Yo, the
guy might still die within the matter of Bhargav, right?

Big Weezy (24:30):
So everybody in the barbershop got a name? All right,
Everybody got a name. So I'm sitting there, I said, Right.
I said, you know, so I need to have me
a name.

Walter (24:38):
So everybody's okay. We're going to call you. Big whistle.
Big whistle. Big whistle. So big whistle. Becoming one day
big wheezy. I can't tell you. Yeah.

S1 (24:47):
But it just transforms some way, shape or form. And
that's just stuck.

Walter (24:51):
And of course, my son was a child actor, but
I had two of my sons are in the business,
and so I already knew when I decided that I
needed to. I'm going to use that big Weezy. That's
going to be my moniker. And then I needed to
develop my look and all that.

Big Weezy (25:09):
So before I even really got to the stage.

Walter (25:13):
Besides size for that first open mic where I wore
the suit, that's when I realized when I saw the tape,
the suit wasn't going to work.

S1 (25:20):
Here real quick. Yes. Don't get ahead of it. Explain that.
That first day right there, did they tell you when
you signed up you got the suit on, nigga, you
ready to go? Did you write jokes or did you
not write joke?

Big Weezy (25:31):
No.

S1 (25:32):
He's a hand come out.

Big Weezy (25:33):
Why do I need jokes? I'm already.

S1 (25:35):
I'm a funny ass nigga. I'm. I'm just going up
here and.

Big Weezy (25:38):
Everybody at my house sit by.

S1 (25:40):
My pool.

Big Weezy (25:41):
Right, Roland? Yeah, they're rolling, right? But I didn't realize
he was rolling because I was feeding them and I
had all the money.

S1 (25:51):
Right?

Big Weezy (25:53):
They was only laughing because I was.

S1 (25:54):
Crazy, was giving the.

Big Weezy (25:55):
Back of the money and I was insulting them.

S1 (25:57):
You had the liquor, all right?

Big Weezy (25:58):
And I'm insulting them. I'm not telling jokes. I'm insulting them. Right.
It'll get this bubble here, motherfucker over here.

Walter (26:04):
And everybody.

S1 (26:05):
Hate it.

Big Weezy (26:06):
The bad.

S1 (26:07):
Grandpa party.

Walter (26:08):
Right? So anyway, so I get the open mic and
everybody is going up on stage and they're taking their
notepads and all.

Big Weezy (26:15):
That, and I'm like, I don't even know the shit.
What the fuck's wrong with these people?

Walter (26:20):
Right? Because I don't.

S1 (26:21):
Know. Because you taking you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Walter (26:23):
Yeah, right. So now I get up there, finally I
sit there for two and a half hours. They finally
call me up, all right? And they tell everybody, This
is my first time, which now I know I'm going
to get first time.

Big Weezy (26:35):
Love, but at that time, I didn't know.

S1 (26:37):
Oh, that beginner's luck is a bitch. So again.

Big Weezy (26:41):
I get up there.

Walter (26:42):
And I risk for 5 minutes.

S1 (26:45):
All right? Which is not easy, right? Just for anybody
to have the out.

Big Weezy (26:49):
And you know what? Riffing is easy when you first start.

S1 (26:53):
Oh, yeah. Because you don't give up.

Big Weezy (26:54):
What you don't.

S1 (26:55):
Know. Yeah, yeah, you ignorant, you ignorant. I'd like to. Whatever.

Big Weezy (26:57):
You have no idea. You're fucking up anyway and doing nothing.

S1 (27:00):
In the room doing nothing.

Big Weezy (27:02):
Shit you shouldn't be saying. Exactly right. So I get
up there and I riff on all the comics.

S1 (27:08):
Oh, shit. Negative. Right. Oh, shit. You made 17 enemies, nigga.
First day.

Big Weezy (27:16):
All right. But everybody's laughing because, you know I'm doing it. But,
you know, I'm not doing it about them personally. I'm like,
this month I got a notebook, and this motherfucker reading
off the bottom of the shoe, and, you know, that's.

Walter (27:28):
The shit I was doing. Yeah. So I get off
right there. As I'm walking through the lobby, Jack walks
up to, he goes, Oh my God. Was this your
first time? I said, Yes, it is. He goes, You're
a natural. I said, I am. He goes, Absolutely. I
need to book you for the contest. Right? And I'm like,
Why do you go? I need.

Big Weezy (27:48):
To book.

Walter (27:49):
You for the contest. It's only $20 to get in.
There's a $500 first prize. We take layaway. You can
give me $5. I said.

Big Weezy (27:57):
Fantastic. In $5, he.

Walter (27:59):
Signs me up. Right? Then I drive home. Come in.
The wife says, Did you.

Big Weezy (28:03):
Never make any money? I said, No, but honey, I
was so good. They book before the contest. I said,
Check this shit out. Me first. Everybody was laughing. This
is my first time.

Walter (28:13):
I guarantee my HBO special you'll be out in six months.

S1 (28:16):
Niggas nigga claimed the claim TV. Hey, we all do
that though because we.

Big Weezy (28:22):
All do it right.

S1 (28:23):
Y'all claim that thing.

Big Weezy (28:24):
We all claim and it's a party. That's the fracas.
Do that. That's the first time I learned to talking
shit into existence.

S1 (28:30):
Don't mean shit at all.

Big Weezy (28:34):
God, what the fuck brought you out and spoke by
HBO special and to exist this nigga I texted God nigga,
what the fuck? You go on up to future. I
spoke bad specially three ways. God, you're right. God sent
me a text back by the book and that's not
how it works. You got to shoot your own special
and sell it, nigga. Come on. Nobody give you a

(28:55):
special in this business. Look at me, is it? I
can't wait for somebody to give me a special wrong.
You shoot your own motherfucking special nigga and sell.

S1 (29:04):
It fucking.

Big Weezy (29:05):
That name. Anybody can have a special, right? You just
got to shoot it. But then they. You shoot a
fucked up special bad lighting. No good director. That great material.
You want your fucking chances forever. Somebody buying this.

S1 (29:20):
Crazy, right? You given the game right now, that's.

Big Weezy (29:23):
The really that's it.

S1 (29:24):
And I just read Joe Coy's book and I didn't
know he did that for Netflix. Boy, Yeah, I have
in Seattle. He paid like it because he was already decent.
Like he was like 25 years and traveling the country,
selling the house.

Big Weezy (29:38):
Let me tell you. And they.

S1 (29:39):
Told him.

Big Weezy (29:39):
No, let me.

Walter (29:40):
Tell you this, man, all right? You don't even know
this world. And I hope I'm fucking up my NDA.
I hope I'm not fucking the media, but people don't
know that. You know, I write with Katt Williams. I
work get was we tour or he tours? I deal with.

S1 (29:54):
Him. Yeah. Yeah.

Walter (29:55):
I said we tour like you know.

S1 (29:56):
Yeah.

Big Weezy (29:58):
He tours and he takes me to all you are.

S1 (30:01):
Yeah exactly.

Walter (30:02):
Now. I happen to be on one of them Netflix meetings. Right.
He invited me. All right. And I saw.

Big Weezy (30:09):
Exactly.

Walter (30:11):
How this shit works. Okay?

Big Weezy (30:13):
Can't no motherfucking tell me how.

S1 (30:16):
How that you got out.

Big Weezy (30:18):
I know exactly how it goes down. I'd be walking
around with a mother who's I can't wait for Netflix
to call. And I'll be like.

S1 (30:24):
Man, call Nate.

Walter (30:28):
They don't work like that. They will work like that.
Never work like that. Then they kind of call. All right,
if you can't. WILLIAMS Yeah.

S1 (30:36):
They call it your ass.

Walter (30:37):
Right? You sit down, negotiate, you sign them up, fucking contract,
all right?

Big Weezy (30:42):
And then you do your special, you shoot it and
you send it to them.

Walter (30:46):
And that's how it works. Yeah. All right. And then
they cash you out.

Big Weezy (30:49):
Your money based on the amount of money that you made.

S1 (30:54):
Made them right?

Walter (30:54):
No, no. Made that you made.

Big Weezy (30:57):
That's why he tours 100 cities.

Walter (31:00):
All right? First, because he loves it and he's good. Okay?

Big Weezy (31:04):
But that at the end of that year, when we
done 100 cities, this is how much money he makes.
They match that plus more.

S1 (31:12):
That's the game right there.

Big Weezy (31:13):
That's why that's why when Mo'Nique was offered 700.

Walter (31:17):
Grand, that was part of the reason why, you know, you.

Big Weezy (31:19):
Only made them, then you ain't gonna.

Walter (31:21):
Pay you more, right? More. They work that out. But
that's that's one of the little tidbit secrets of how
the networks work.

S1 (31:28):
Okay, you better believe that. Okay, real quick. I'm a harlot.
I got to give a shout out to Sonder if
you didn't hear it. As you all remember, Pop Rocks.
They make weed. Pop rocks. Scuse me. Space crystals, cannabis infused.
So if you hear in the pop. And that's pretty
much what I've been doing. I didn't really believe in

(31:50):
fame until I started. You probably heard when I tried
to talk and it kind of pop and fucked me up.
I was like, I could.

Big Weezy (31:56):
But now. And I don't smoke.

Walter (31:58):
Or get high. But I want you to know, if
I did, this would be the motherfucker I would be
doing right now.

S1 (32:05):
It might lock and pop it, right.

Big Weezy (32:07):
If I did meth.

Walter (32:10):
It'd be there.

S1 (32:11):
Meth is big. It's the right type of meth you
want to.

Walter (32:14):
Do right here. Wrong type of it would be this heroin, right? Because.

Big Weezy (32:19):
Cause I'm telling you right off the bat, shit was legal.

S1 (32:22):
Oh, let me jump in, gentlemen.

Big Weezy (32:24):
I update with you what I mean, because you do
see niggas right now, right? Going to the pharmacy. Okay.
You go to the pharmacy to get pick up his
hair raw prescription. I'm like, No, no, because you to
put some more football in my skin.

S1 (32:37):
I need my.

Big Weezy (32:38):
Two week refill. Yeah. Puts about $15, but. I don't
know if Benoit is right to be trying to get
it on my burger. Right.

S1 (32:48):
That's it.

Big Weezy (32:49):
Yeah. Let me get a number one. Big Mac. Extra cheese, please.
Is there anything else? Yeah. Can you.

Walter (32:54):
Put some fit inside.

S1 (32:56):
To fit in all those inside?

Walter (32:57):
No lower than.

S1 (32:58):
Airboat.

Walter (32:58):
Right.

Big Weezy (32:59):
And give me a little just in case you don't
do it right. And I need. Give me you guys
a special Narcan. You have a special Narcan? Because I
got to say, my big hair.

S1 (33:10):
Set out to your man and then shout out to
a high state high saying, Hi, Steve. Oh, it's like
Einstein High, high style. The first rule.

Walter (33:20):
Of promoting sponsor.

S1 (33:22):
Is no, that fucking name. No, the fucking name.

Walter (33:24):
No, that's what they teach us. A media training.

S1 (33:26):
Well, I had no media all day.

Big Weezy (33:28):
High media training.

S1 (33:30):
High styling. The joint arms, especially because 440 is coming up.
So this definitely what you want to give for for 20.
I smoked one before we started this show. Right now,
I don't even know what the fuck I'm at right now,
so make sure you get one of these. Bam! All right.

Walter (33:46):
Thank God I'm driving.

S1 (33:48):
No good. Look.

Walter (33:50):
So. Yeah, so I. Right. So I think that I'm
funny as fuck.

S1 (33:53):
Yeah. And and real quick, I don't want to skip past. No.
So you, you think you funny fuck you tell your girl. Yeah.
And then you, you was explaining that you understood early
that you needed a moniker. You needed a look.

Walter (34:09):
For that, right? I knew all that because my kids
were in showbiz. What I didn't realize was how fucked
up my comedy was.

S1 (34:19):
Because you insult the niggas, right?

Walter (34:21):
When I first open Mike, then I go to another
open mic and then I go to my third open
mic and then the contest is coming up all right
on the Monday and the contest is the audience votes,
all right. And that's how you move forward. You know,
I invite family. So I got 15 my fuckers in
the in the showroom and there's only 25 total.

S1 (34:41):
Oh, yeah.

Walter (34:42):
So I'm already stacked up. One sold up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I even the host was the Greg Wilson. If you
don't know who the Greg Wilson is, he's a bad motherfucker, okay?
He's on TV shows and everything. The Greg Wilson. All right,
But the.

S1 (34:56):
Greg, is that what you're saying?

Walter (34:57):
Yeah, he's called. Well, he actually goes by Greg Romero
Wilson now, but somebody.

S1 (35:01):
Would be called the Green.

Walter (35:02):
You used to be called the Greg Wilson. Yeah. So
he's the host of the show, right? So I think
I'm a comedian.

S1 (35:09):
Yeah. Official You pay them?

Walter (35:11):
Official Yeah.

S1 (35:12):
There you go. There's HBO. Come and.

Big Weezy (35:14):
Let me. Right.

Walter (35:15):
My new set for the Count was third.

S1 (35:21):
My fourth.

Big Weezy (35:21):
Time.

S1 (35:21):
Up. Yeah. They get.

Big Weezy (35:23):
My set.

Walter (35:24):
Is how Obama talks to black people when there's only
black people in the Oval Office. That's the prep.

Big Weezy (35:31):
That was.

S1 (35:32):
The show. 5 minutes.

Big Weezy (35:33):
I didn't.

Walter (35:33):
Know what premise was right.

Big Weezy (35:35):
But now I get it. That was my premise.

S1 (35:37):
Yeah.

Walter (35:39):
So I sit there and I'm working on this shit
right now.

Big Weezy (35:43):
Well, people don't know of black folks when we get
in the economy. The most important thing to black people
when you first start is your.

Walter (35:51):
Walk on me. Oh.

S1 (35:54):
I was going to say intro music, but because you
definitely got to do what?

Big Weezy (35:58):
Some sort of dance, right?

S1 (36:00):
You got to do some sort of move.

Big Weezy (36:01):
You got to have your way. I see new comics,
including myself. What the fuck? You have this thought. I
can't work without this. I need this cardboard walker. So mad, right?

S1 (36:14):
Intro fucked up the, you know, anger.

Big Weezy (36:16):
Right?

Walter (36:17):
So they do. Of course. This is a regular comedy
club where they play the Mickey Mouse bullshit between comics. Yeah.
So I record Dr. Dre. All right, Great day. We
have Dre day on my phone.

S1 (36:30):
Oh, okay.

Walter (36:31):
So they introduced me Big Weezy, right? I get up
to the mike and I'm like. Let's do that. You
make that intro again. Hit the music.

Big Weezy (36:41):
I put it on my Where the guy. The guy
did it. I did it. I played the song competition.

Walter (36:49):
I did a half assed dance. Then I went into
my set. Now we have something called bringer shows in
our business.

S1 (37:00):
No.

Walter (37:01):
And then the Bringer shows.

S1 (37:02):
Please explain for the people that don't know.

Walter (37:04):
When you first start getting booked as a new comedian,
you have to bring people to get your stage time.
Normally two or three some or aggressive where you got
to have.

S1 (37:13):
Got to have.

Walter (37:13):
Five. Yeah, right. And normally there are some producers like
Big Mike back in the day give recipes. Big Mike
Guy a year and a half. Yeah.

S1 (37:24):
Or a Big.

Big Weezy (37:25):
Mike did not fuck around. You didn't have five, but
fucking your.

S1 (37:29):
Ass was on the sidelines.

Big Weezy (37:30):
And your people were like, What happened? You didn't go up.
I needed five and you have four full year pig.
Mike didn't give it.

S1 (37:37):
But.

Big Weezy (37:38):
You did that motherfucker. There's a cut off. That's the
cut off so well.

Walter (37:45):
So when you go to a bringer show.

Big Weezy (37:47):
You know who's family is who. Because that's all we
people are.

S1 (37:50):
Laughing and laughing at them.

Big Weezy (37:51):
Yeah, right. Yeah.

S1 (37:52):
And when you get on stage, that's all the applause.

Big Weezy (37:55):
That's right. Right. You know, they tape way people are right. So.
So my people are there, right? Because technically it's a bringer,
right to the contest.

Walter (38:05):
My whole family didn't fucking laugh. Hey, don't say a word, Walter.
Just sit here for 10 seconds. That's my set.

S1 (38:19):
You heard yourself talk. You had a good time.

Walter (38:22):
I said that was my said nothing. Not a chuckle,
not a sitcom laugh. All right.

Big Weezy (38:28):
Probably get sitcom laughs.

S1 (38:29):
Yeah. Nick, give you a petty clap. You know something? Nothing.

Walter (38:34):
Nothing.

S1 (38:35):
Yeah. So I remember that close.

Walter (38:38):
Was it out? And Greg Wilson comes, right? Nor do
you walk off. I did walk off. He came walking
in a big.

Big Weezy (38:43):
Way for everybody. He's still going win.

S1 (38:47):
You knew what it was.

Big Weezy (38:50):
Everybody's go for number two. And that, of course, the
whole audience exploded because they have it.

S1 (38:57):
It was ready.

Big Weezy (38:58):
It was ready. The last 5 minutes. So I grab
his hand.

Walter (39:04):
And I pulled him. I said, I need to take
your class. He goes, Yes, you do. And I took
his class. Changed my life.

S1 (39:11):
All right. That's what's up.

Walter (39:12):
Okay. Over. After about two years. In three years in,
I realize how fucked up I was to my family
and their friends. And I apologize to everybody personally for
insulting them all those years. I told the whole time
I thought I was being funny, and all I was
doing was insulting.

S1 (39:29):
Yes. Yeah.

Walter (39:30):
I said comics. We don't insult people.

Big Weezy (39:32):
New comics. Do you see new companies? And they start
talking about audience members.

Walter (39:36):
Right? Playing the dozens as old people used to call it.

Big Weezy (39:39):
That's not what we do. We have fun with people,
but we don't insult.

Walter (39:42):
And make them feel.

Big Weezy (39:43):
Bad. Nothing drives me crazy or more. You remember that
show we did three or four years ago at the
Comedy Palace? Yeah. I promise that everybody at.

Walter (39:52):
That show.

Big Weezy (39:53):
Me and Sherman will produce the show. You on the show?
I personally sat.

Walter (39:58):
Everybody because people don't like to sit in the front.
So when I used to forget so personally at the door.

Big Weezy (40:04):
I would talk to them. I would lie to them.
I said, Oh my God.

Walter (40:08):
You got a Jerry Mitchell ticket? I said, This is
my show tonight. Let me give you a VIP seat.
And I would.

Big Weezy (40:12):
Personally, that.

S1 (40:14):
Is the game.

Big Weezy (40:14):
Right there. So people don't want to sit.

S1 (40:17):
In the.

Big Weezy (40:17):
Front because they think they're going to get tough.

S1 (40:19):
And especially in the gold world, too. So so we
was in the back side room. Shout out to the
palace is going to be Mike drop now. Yes. The
back side room is set. I think I said like 50,
but they used to fit about 80 in.

Walter (40:32):
Yes.

S1 (40:33):
And and the way that the seating was. Yes. If
you didn't have anybody in that front row, it looked
empty as fuck. Mike It was. Yeah.

Walter (40:41):
And you can't feel the energy people you know, in there. Yeah. When,
when the showroom is right and the comedy's right, the energy,
it does something to you when you love your jokes.

S1 (40:52):
Yeah, It.

Walter (40:52):
Makes you just like singers, right? They. They come in
there to a full house, man. They just perform better.

S1 (40:58):
Yeah. All right. No, it's a difference. Is palpable.

Walter (41:01):
Yeah. So that. So, yeah, I had to go back
and apologize to everyone, Right? And I. And of course,
you know, I take this crash serious as fuck.

S1 (41:10):
Real quick before we even go further than that. When
did you write? When you bombed. I use like, Damn,
I got need to take that class. Is that when
that's when the switch kind of shifted And he was like,
I need to take this. See?

Big Weezy (41:23):
Well, absolutely.

S1 (41:24):
That's kind of What is that What? Got it.

Walter (41:26):
Yeah.

S1 (41:27):
I mean.

Walter (41:27):
Overall, my background, you know, I absorb things with I
get into knowledge and I'll never forget he was talking
and he talked about me in the first class. He goes,
you know, it wasn't the problem that you did the
intro music, did the dance. The problem was you weren't committed. Yeah.
Every time you do an act on stage, you have
to be committed.

S1 (41:47):
Tell that bitch.

Walter (41:48):
Yet sell it. And I did it half assed because
I was semi embarrassed about doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so then one of the things he pointed out
and then he pointed out that all my material was
terrible because it was all lies.

Big Weezy (42:00):
I was like, Yeah, know, we make shit up because
we don't.

Walter (42:02):
Make shit up.

Big Weezy (42:04):
He goes, Well, we embellished the truth, but we don't
outright lie. Yeah. One of my.

Walter (42:09):
Jokes was that I used to go to a farm, right?
This was actually a bit.

Big Weezy (42:15):
Yeah, I go to a farm, pick up a cow
and have a make my leather jacket.

Walter (42:19):
And what was left over is what they made.

Big Weezy (42:21):
My shoes with.

S1 (42:22):
Updating.

Big Weezy (42:24):
And he goes, and so he asked me in class
when I did that, because where's the farm?

Walter (42:29):
It's all there, you know, for. Because you can't do
that bit.

S1 (42:31):
Yeah.

Big Weezy (42:32):
Because it tells you what to do. Yes. He goes, Oh,
don't get me wrong. There are some comedians that makes
it up or.

Walter (42:38):
Whatever, but.

Big Weezy (42:39):
You know, they will go nowhere.

S1 (42:40):
I was just going to say that. Which one of
those are the are one of the best or the greats? Not. Yeah.
Or get that HBO special. Not HBO. Yeah.

Walter (42:50):
So, you know, and I'm like, I got to tell
the fucking truth. And then, of course, I was high energy.

S1 (42:55):
You told me. You told me I had to stand
with my hands behind my back. Yes. And just use
your fucking words. Use your fucking.

Big Weezy (43:06):
All the great comedians do. What? Walk all.

S1 (43:08):
Over you, walking around, Get out the light.

Big Weezy (43:11):
Getting out of their head. Because they see that on specials.

S1 (43:17):
Yeah.

Walter (43:17):
All right. And I tell them, like.

Big Weezy (43:19):
When I'm working with the boss. Yes, we're in for
the 9000 people, but the spotlight follows us. We have
to work the whole state. That's the reason you work
the whole stage.

S1 (43:29):
Exactly.

Big Weezy (43:30):
Okay.

Walter (43:31):
How about this part? When somebody tells a joke or says.

Big Weezy (43:34):
Yeah, man, and the girl puts his bag.

S1 (43:38):
To a cliffhanger, just Lee, you.

Big Weezy (43:42):
Know, they drink. They have no idea.

Walter (43:44):
Listen, because they see somebody famous on TV drink. The
reason why they drink is they've just told a nice bit.
The audience is laughing.

S1 (43:54):
I think.

Walter (43:55):
So now they have to recover.

S1 (43:57):
And it's timing. It's all and it's like it's not
like a random I'm a drink right now. I'm thirsty.
You know, recovery drink.

Walter (44:04):
So they're actually they're laughing, right? You. Where when you
put little. And then you start low again. So yeah, blah, blah, blah.

S1 (44:15):
And now I'm into my.

Walter (44:16):
Build up and, you know, to the next one. Right.

Big Weezy (44:18):
But you go to open Mike. Both will just take
a beer.

S1 (44:21):
And you figure out.

Big Weezy (44:24):
All right? And they go like this. They go. So. Right.
So I walk in and my dad's.

Walter (44:29):
Fucking my mom.

Big Weezy (44:30):
All right?

S1 (44:31):
You are like this. You go like this. Hold on,
hold on. You are like this part. You call this part?
Here's the funny part. Wait.

Big Weezy (44:38):
Like I said, this was it.

Walter (44:42):
So after Greg Wilson's class, I didn't watch comedy. No
comedy specials.

S1 (44:48):
Hmm.

Walter (44:48):
All right. I've only seen two Dave Chappelle comedy specials.
You know, in the last 11, 12 years, I've seen
a little bit of Jim Gaffigan special, and that's it.
And I saw five Katt Williams specials.

S1 (45:04):
Obviously, live Show.

Walter (45:06):
You how that.

S1 (45:06):
Worked. We're working.

Walter (45:10):
We're getting ready to start to tour starting in August
of 21. All right. That's a tour. So that's work.
And we're there. We're working. And cats. When I get there,
he says, I've got to get back to my roots.
All right. He goes, I'm not happy with the way
I've been going. So he says. What's my what's special
you like? And I said, I ain't never seen any expressions.

S1 (45:34):
I'll let you better deal with that. That's crazy to.

Walter (45:37):
Think that.

S1 (45:37):
You got a.

Walter (45:38):
Nigger looked at me.

S1 (45:39):
And I pay you the nigger.

Big Weezy (45:43):
I pay you. But that's it. Really? I say. I said, Really?

Walter (45:46):
I've never. Yeah, it's actually bits and parts.

Big Weezy (45:49):
Yeah.

Walter (45:50):
Every now and then. Right. But I said, I.

Big Weezy (45:52):
Said it's just like I've never seen any of the Fridays.
I said remember when I told you this. Hated the Fridays.
One night we was working late. Right. Because people don't
realize he don't sleep.

Walter (46:02):
Mhm. Right.

Big Weezy (46:03):
You don't sleep 3:00 in the morning.

Walter (46:05):
Right. As far as he's concerned, it's noon.

S1 (46:07):
Yeah.

Big Weezy (46:08):
Right. Yeah.

S1 (46:09):
Regular business. The business hours. No.

Big Weezy (46:11):
I this. So we're in some studio, right. And he's
having the meeting. It's three in the morning. Right.

S1 (46:20):
They're going to business hours.

Big Weezy (46:21):
He's having a baby.

Walter (46:24):
That short letter was all. Mhm. Okay, then after.

Big Weezy (46:27):
Atlanta, the.

Walter (46:28):
Friday movie came out, I'm sitting in there.

Big Weezy (46:30):
I'm sitting with Mark Curry.

S1 (46:33):
Who is he? I got to tell you.

Walter (46:35):
He's a fucking.

S1 (46:36):
Mark Curry is what like to me. I'm I look
up to him more so than a lot of the,
you know, the big, big greats like son of.

Walter (46:44):
A bitch because he's people all even if you don't
if you haven't seen Mark Curry live in the last five.

S1 (46:51):
Years, he was supposed to come to the Comedy Store
and then Corona closes down again. You know, I was
so like, like.

Walter (46:59):
When you watch him, man, it is like.

S1 (47:03):
Oh, my God, I love Mark Curry, bro. And like,
I think my style is kind of more not to
compare myself to nobody, but I think I just have
his type of style. Like his style is, Yeah.

Walter (47:13):
And when you see him get ready, it takes him
a half hour before he gets on.

S1 (47:16):
I believe. I believe.

Walter (47:18):
He runs like two 100 yard dashes.

S1 (47:23):
He.

Big Weezy (47:23):
Puts.

S1 (47:24):
Into a triathlon.

Big Weezy (47:25):
And 50%.

Walter (47:27):
He does something that, you know, people don't know about,
something called jumping jacks.

S1 (47:32):
As a throwback.

Walter (47:33):
As a throwback exercise. Look at the jumping jacks. Right?
And all that shit, man. He does all that shit.
He gets ready for his voice, all that. That was
like a serious.

S1 (47:45):
Business, baby.

Walter (47:46):
So serious. But he's got a little show business.

S1 (47:48):
Yeah, he.

Walter (47:48):
Has a routine, and he don't deviate from that routine.

S1 (47:51):
That's what it's about. Okay, real quick, now you're in
your room. Mark Curry in for me.

Walter (47:55):
Business meeting, right? You miss me so and so. The
Friday after next is all. And as I'm watching Ken,
I'm like, Oh my gosh. So catwalks in, he stops, right?
And he looks over at me and he's got that
little black smirk like thing, but it's not like a bad.

S1 (48:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Walter (48:14):
It's a smirk. Both smirk is a bad thing, but
you know. Right. Because people don't know this man is
just a genius. He's great to work with. He's generous.

S1 (48:23):
And I love all that positivity because.

Walter (48:25):
Yeah, people don't.

S1 (48:25):
Know. I think he get the Kanye treatment, man.

Big Weezy (48:27):
Yeah, you get that.

Walter (48:29):
Not even close.

S1 (48:30):
Yeah.

Walter (48:31):
Not even close, man.

S1 (48:32):
Up close. Well, I'm just. I just mean, like, black,
successful black men that unconventionally think, and.

Walter (48:38):
They don't even know the work ethic is. Yeah.

S1 (48:40):
Oh, yeah.

Walter (48:42):
I mean, he earns every.

S1 (48:45):
And we got I want to talk about that for
we get out of here But he's smart energy he's
smart connected.

Walter (48:49):
He goes So you over here laughing at me, Weezy.
I said, No, I never seen the Friday movies. I
didn't realize because I work, I've been working at this
time for years. All right. So I said, I didn't
realize you wrote your own dialogue. And you.

S1 (49:03):
See.

Walter (49:04):
It goes. I say, I did. All right.

S1 (49:07):
I was watching something about with Ice Cube saying something
like that. Like he. Like I just let the artist
hire funny niggers and let them work.

Walter (49:15):
And that's what.

S1 (49:16):
And we keep was good.

Big Weezy (49:17):
And cat.

Walter (49:18):
And what people don't realize about him. He is so good.
He is so good. I mean, his writing is unbelievable.
They don't.

Big Weezy (49:30):
Eat you. It's like. I get.

Walter (49:34):
To say I write for Katt Williams because he says,
I could say.

S1 (49:38):
It.

Walter (49:38):
Yeah, but he writes all of his shit.

S1 (49:40):
Of course. Of course. Of course. Is it kind of
like the the cat? Can we have a heart thing
where it's like, you know, he got the he got
his people and they're his writers, but it's really just
him going through his bits and they like, Hey, you
should try this word instead.

Walter (49:55):
Of, you know.

S1 (49:56):
Not even a.

Walter (49:56):
Punch up. There's a little.

Big Weezy (49:57):
That, but.

Walter (49:58):
Nothing close to that.

S1 (49:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not even punch up or nothing.

Walter (50:01):
Well, when everything goes, you know. You know, he has
he has a process. I'm not going to talk.

S1 (50:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You.

Walter (50:10):
He has a process, okay? And he does his process,
all right? And I just sit there. All right? And
then he'll look at me go. Yeah, that's it. I remember,
like I just wrote someone. Well, you know what the
fuck I wrote?

S1 (50:25):
Yo, yo, yo.

Big Weezy (50:27):
Yo. He writes his own stuff. Yeah, Yeah, you're right.

S1 (50:29):
And like you.

Big Weezy (50:30):
Said, well, what he did.

Walter (50:31):
This is how generous he is. When I first started
with him. All right.

S1 (50:36):
Real quick, before you get to the generosity, how long
were you in the game and then how did it start?
And then you started working with him. How did that
how did that start, if you can share it? You know,
I don't know if you can at first.

Walter (50:50):
I have no idea why how I was on his
radar if I was. I actually think because I he's
never answered the question. I actually think he was looking
at me and said, you know what? I knew a
fat motherfucker on my team.

S1 (51:07):
You thought you didn't fit the mold. You fit the mold.

Walter (51:10):
Yeah. He knows. That's because I already had Teddy Ray.
All right. You know Teddy, right?

Big Weezy (51:16):
Yeah.

S1 (51:17):
No. Yeah, I had him. He's the. I booked him
my first time I ever produced. Right.

Walter (51:21):
And I've already had Teddy Ray. So now I need
an older version of Teddy Ray.

S1 (51:27):
I didn't know Teddy used to kick in with Cat.

Big Weezy (51:29):
Oh, yeah. I didn't even either. Yeah. Yeah. When I
got fired.

Walter (51:34):
I remember I was talking with Teddy Ray. It was
like you got fired.

Big Weezy (51:38):
It's hard to get fired for gas.

Walter (51:39):
I know. And I did it twice. I've been fired
twice because people would say, like.

Big Weezy (51:45):
How do you get off your back?

Walter (51:47):
You know, that's a different story. Yeah. But.

S1 (51:50):
Uh.

Walter (51:51):
You know, so he just walked up to me and
pretty much said, Take you to Hawaii. I give you
5000 dollars a show.

S1 (51:59):
You told me. You told me I had to stand
with my hands behind my back. And just use your
fucking words. Use your fucking.

Big Weezy (52:10):
All the great comedians do what? Walk all.

S1 (52:12):
Over you. Walk anywhere and get out alive.

Big Weezy (52:15):
Getting out of their head. Because they see that on specials.

S1 (52:21):
Yeah.

Walter (52:21):
All right. And I tell them.

Big Weezy (52:23):
Like, when I'm working with the boss. Yes. We're for
the 9000 people, but the spotlight follows us. We have
to work the whole state. That's the reason you work
the whole stage.

S1 (52:33):
Exactly.

Big Weezy (52:34):
Okay.

Walter (52:35):
How about this part? When somebody tells a joke, it says.

Big Weezy (52:38):
Yeah, man. And the girl pushes back.

S1 (52:42):
Just a cliffhanger. Just li.

Big Weezy (52:46):
You know, they drink. They have no idea.

Walter (52:48):
Listen, because they see somebody famous on TV drink. The
reason why they're drink is they've just told a nice bit.
The audience is laughing.

S1 (52:58):
I think.

Walter (52:59):
So now they have to recover.

S1 (53:01):
And it's timing. It's all. And it's like. It's not
like a random. I'm a drink right now. Go on Thursday.

Walter (53:07):
You know, we come, we drink. So now they're laughing, right? You.
Where you put little. And then you start low again.
So yeah, blah.

S1 (53:18):
Blah, blah. And now I'm into.

Walter (53:19):
My build up and you know the next one, right?

Big Weezy (53:22):
But you go to open Mike, he's like, Just take
a beer and you figure out, all right. And they
go like this. They go. So, right. So I walk
in and my dad's.

Walter (53:33):
Fucking my mom.

Big Weezy (53:34):
All right?

S1 (53:35):
You go like this. You go like this. Hold on,
hold on. You. I like this part. You got this part.
But here's the funny part. Wait, Like.

Big Weezy (53:43):
All right, I said this one was it.

Walter (53:45):
So after Greg Wilson's class, I didn't watch comedy. No
comedy specials.

S1 (53:51):
Hmm.

Walter (53:52):
All right. I've only seen two Dave Chappelle comedy specials.
You know, in the last 11, 12 years, I've seen
a little bit of Jim Gaffigan special, and that's it.
And I saw five Katt Williams specials.

S1 (54:08):
Obviously, live to.

Walter (54:10):
See how it.

S1 (54:10):
Worked.

Walter (54:12):
We're working on we're getting ready to start to tour
starting in August of 21. All right. That's a tour.
So cats work and we're there.

S1 (54:21):
We're working.

Walter (54:22):
And cats, when I get there, he says, I got
to get back to my roots. All right? He goes,
I'm not happy with the way I've been going. So
he says. What's my what's special you like? And I said,
I never seen any special.

S1 (54:38):
I let you cover the bill with that. That's crazy
to think that you got a.

Walter (54:42):
Nigger looked at me. And I.

S1 (54:43):
Pay you the bigger.

Big Weezy (54:47):
I pay you. But that's rude. I say. I said, Really?

Walter (54:50):
I've never. I said, I've seen bits and parts.

Big Weezy (54:53):
Yeah.

Walter (54:54):
Every now and then. Right. But I said I.

Big Weezy (54:56):
Said it's just like I've never seen any of the Fridays.
I said remember when I told you is end the Fridays.
One night we was working late right. Because people don't
realize he don't sleep. Mhm. Right. You don't sleep 3:00
in the morning.

Walter (55:09):
Right. As far as he's concerned, it's noon.

Big Weezy (55:11):
Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

S1 (55:13):
Regular business. The business hours. No, I, I this.

Big Weezy (55:17):
So we're in some studio, right. And he's having the meeting.
It's three in the morning. Right. Yeah. They're going to business.
He's having a baby.

Walter (55:28):
That show Atlanta was on. Mhm. Then after.

Big Weezy (55:31):
Atlanta, the Friday.

Walter (55:33):
Movie came out. I'm sitting in there.

Big Weezy (55:34):
I'm sitting with Mark Curry. Who?

S1 (55:38):
I got to tell you.

Walter (55:39):
He's a fucking genius.

S1 (55:40):
Mark Curry is what like to me. I'm I look
up to him more so than a lot of the,
you know, the big, big greats like son.

Walter (55:48):
Of a bitch because he's people don't even if you
know Neville, if you haven't seen Mark Curry live in
the last five.

S1 (55:55):
Years, he was supposed to come to the Comedy Store
and then Corona closes down again. I was so like.

Walter (56:02):
Like when you watch him, man, it is like.

S1 (56:07):
Oh my God, I love Mark Curry, bro. And like,
I think my style is kind of more not to
compare myself to nobody, but I think I just have
his type of style. Like his style is, Yeah.

Walter (56:17):
And when you see him get ready, it takes him
a half hour to get ready for he gets on,
I believe.

S1 (56:21):
I believe.

Walter (56:21):
It runs. He runs like two 100 yard dashes.

S1 (56:27):
He puts into a triathlon.

Big Weezy (56:29):
Like 50%.

Walter (56:31):
He does something that, you know, people know about, something
called jumping jacks.

S1 (56:36):
As a throwback.

Walter (56:37):
As a throwback exercise. Look at the jumping jacks. Right?
And all that shit, man. He does all that shit.
He gets ready for his voice, all that. That was
like a serious business.

Big Weezy (56:49):
Maybe so.

Walter (56:50):
Serious. But he's got a little show business.

S1 (56:52):
Yeah, he.

Walter (56:52):
Has a routine and he don't deviate from that routine.

S1 (56:55):
That's what it's about. Okay, real quick, now you're in
your room. Mark Curry in for me.

Walter (56:59):
Business meeting, right? You miss me so and so. The
Friday after next is all. And as I'm watching Kat,
I'm like, Oh my gosh. So catwalk. Then he stops, right?
And he looks over at me and he's got that
little glass work like thing, but it's not like.

S1 (57:16):
A bad smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Walter (57:18):
I think for both apps, work is a bad thing.
But then.

S1 (57:20):
You know you.

Walter (57:21):
Right? Because people don't know him. His man is just
a genius. He's great to work with. He's generous.

S1 (57:26):
And I love all that positivity because.

Walter (57:29):
Yeah, people don't know.

S1 (57:30):
I think he get the Kanye treatment, man.

Big Weezy (57:32):
Get.

S1 (57:32):
Yeah.

Walter (57:33):
Not even close.

S1 (57:34):
Yeah.

Walter (57:35):
Not even close, man.

S1 (57:36):
Up close. Well, I'm just. I just mean, like, black,
successful black men that unconventionally think, and.

Walter (57:42):
They don't even know the work ethic is. Yeah.

S1 (57:44):
Oh yeah.

Walter (57:46):
I mean he earns every.

S1 (57:48):
And we got I want to talk about that when
we get out of here But he's smirking at, you know,
he's smart and.

Walter (57:53):
He goes, So you over here laughing at me, Weezy.
I said, No, I never seen the Friday movies. I
didn't realize because I work, I've been working with this
type for years. All right. So I said, I didn't
realize you wrote your own dialogue. And you.

S1 (58:07):
See.

Walter (58:08):
It goes. I say, I did. All right.

S1 (58:11):
I was watching something about with Ice Cube saying something
like that. Like, I just let the attorneys hire funny
niggers and let them work.

Walter (58:19):
That's what.

S1 (58:20):
And we keep was good.

Big Weezy (58:21):
And cat.

Walter (58:22):
And what people don't realize about him. He is so good.
He is so good. I mean, his writing is unbelievable.
They don't eat.

Big Weezy (58:35):
You. It's like.

Walter (58:38):
I get to say I write for Katt Williams because
he says, I could say it.

S1 (58:42):
Yeah.

Walter (58:42):
But he writes all of his shit.

S1 (58:44):
Of course. Of course, of course. Is it kind of
like the the cat? We can we have Kevin Hart
thing where it's like, you know, he got the he
got his people and they're his writers, but it's really
just him going through his bits and they like, Hey,
you should try this word instead.

Walter (58:59):
Of, you know, not.

S1 (59:00):
Even a punch.

Walter (59:00):
There's a little.

Big Weezy (59:01):
That.

S1 (59:02):
But.

Walter (59:02):
Nothing close to that.

S1 (59:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not even punch up or nothing.

Walter (59:06):
When everything goes, you know. You know, he has he
has a process. I'm not going to talk.

S1 (59:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You.

Walter (59:14):
He has a process, okay? And he does his process,
all right? And I just sit there, all right? And
then he'll look at me go. Yeah, that's it. And then, like,
I just wrote something on, you know, what the fuck
I wrote?

S1 (59:29):
Yo, yo.

Big Weezy (59:31):
Yo. He writes his own stuff. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

S1 (59:33):
And like you said, well, what.

Big Weezy (59:34):
He did.

Walter (59:35):
Book this is how generous he is. When I first
started with him. All right.

S1 (59:40):
Real quick, before you get to the generosity, how long
were you in the game and then how did it start?
And then you started working with him. How did that
how did that start, if you can share it? You know,
I don't know if you can at first.

Walter (59:54):
I have no idea why how I was on his
radar if I was. I actually think because I, I
he's never answered the question. I actually think he was
looking at me and said, you know what? I need
a fat motherfucker on my team.

S1 (01:00:09):
Ha, ha. You thought you didn't fit at the mall, nigga.
You fit the mold.

Walter (01:00:14):
Yeah. He knows. That's because I already had Teddy Ray.
All right. You know Teddy, right?

Big Weezy (01:00:20):
Yeah.

S1 (01:00:21):
No. Yeah, I had him. He's the. I booked him
my first time I ever produced.

Walter (01:00:24):
Right. And I've already had Teddy Ray. So now I
need an older version of Teddy Ray.

S1 (01:00:31):
I didn't know Teddy used to kick in with Cat.

Big Weezy (01:00:32):
Oh, yeah. I didn't even either. Yeah. Yeah. When I
got fired.

Walter (01:00:38):
I remember I was talking with Teddy Ray and James
like you got fired.

Big Weezy (01:00:42):
It's hard to get fired for gas.

Walter (01:00:43):
I know. And I did it twice. I've been fired
twice because people would say, like.

Big Weezy (01:00:49):
How do you get your back?

Walter (01:00:51):
You know, that's a different story. Yeah. But.

S1 (01:00:54):
Uh.

Walter (01:00:55):
You know, so he just walked up to me and
pretty much said, Take you to Hawaii. I give you
1500 dollars a show. Right. And so I'm happy as
fuck you all be gauged.

S1 (01:01:06):
Yeah. Hell no. And they're offering to pay you 5000 dollars.
So I called.

Walter (01:01:10):
My girl up.

Big Weezy (01:01:12):
Right. You know. Yeah. Go. Believe it. Well, Katt Williams
has hired me, baby. I'm going to Hawaii. I said
we're going to Hawaii.

Walter (01:01:20):
She goes, You took the job without discussing it with
me first.

S1 (01:01:24):
That's crazy.

Walter (01:01:25):
So in my.

S1 (01:01:26):
Here. Yeah.

Walter (01:01:29):
I play this bitch.

S1 (01:01:31):
Hey. Yes. Just.

Big Weezy (01:01:34):
He probably did hear me. I said no, baby.

S1 (01:01:36):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, You repeated it so she thoroughly.

Walter (01:01:39):
And she said, I don't give a.

Big Weezy (01:01:40):
Fuck who.

Walter (01:01:41):
It was. They know what you gotta know. They know
this was the love of my life. Yeah, I've had three. Yeah,
Each was been better than the previous one. Bob, The
luckiest big dig in the world. I've had three. Gorgeous
bottle looking women. Nobody understands how I got.

S1 (01:02:02):
Because you a real pally or.

Walter (01:02:03):
Whatever. They don't. Don't get it. I know how to
speak to a woman tree. The woman.

S1 (01:02:08):
And you a boss.

Walter (01:02:10):
You know. Well, yeah, but.

S1 (01:02:12):
I'm a.

Big Weezy (01:02:12):
First wife. We had nothing.

S1 (01:02:14):
Okay?

Walter (01:02:15):
Right. Everything we earned, we.

Big Weezy (01:02:16):
Got that to get.

S1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, Yeah. And when I say boss, I mean as
in in a character. Oh, you're with me. You know,
I'm saying, like, you still carry yourself in. No.

Walter (01:02:26):
But she told me from the get go for just
a to call me for the pigeon. Right. We are
our first day. She told me she's the only thing
I need to tell.

S1 (01:02:34):
You.

Walter (01:02:34):
Is that you're all by.

Big Weezy (01:02:36):
I said, of course, baby seals.

Walter (01:02:37):
No, no, the. You're all by.

S1 (01:02:42):
I know. Like, that's that's a some Lifetime movie shoot
right there.

Walter (01:02:46):
I'll tell you, my whole four years was a Lifetime movie.
This was the best romance. The best sex. Yeah. Ever. Yeah. Yeah.
I used to walk around, say the people. No such
thing is good pussy, All pussy to say.

S1 (01:03:01):
And then you found out.

Walter (01:03:03):
Gays too Good. But what happened was, it was like
every time was like in the movies.

Big Weezy (01:03:09):
Every time was like in the movies.

S1 (01:03:12):
Fucking candles.

Big Weezy (01:03:16):
Roles that they. Yeah. Oh, quickie.

S1 (01:03:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Big Weezy (01:03:19):
Second wife Still don't understand how I had sex for
3 hours. That shit was so good. I told my
second wife about it.

S1 (01:03:28):
That's how you do it.

Big Weezy (01:03:30):
Because what they. What they are talking, right? What they.
We talking about it. I said, listen, remember that bigger
you have to be? She says, Yeah. I said, I
think you have to be in the world that big
ten inch thick. You sent me the pictures. Yes.

Walter (01:03:42):
That was the best you ever had to go.

Big Weezy (01:03:44):
Well, yeah. I said, Don't you work up?

S1 (01:03:46):
Yeah, you.

Big Weezy (01:03:47):
Could. We could uses a.

Walter (01:03:49):
Yeah, he was the best. He said yeah he did
all kinds.

Big Weezy (01:03:51):
That's shit I couldn't do. I said yeah. I said
see So I know what it's like when.

Walter (01:03:54):
You have good years. He goes, I know I was
your best as the Derby. I said, shut.

S1 (01:03:59):
That.

Walter (01:04:00):
Down. I said, I'll give you word or nickname because
I was there. I said, Oh, sweet pea.

Big Weezy (01:04:07):
Jesse went there to be.

Walter (01:04:08):
I said, Honey, you and I just fucked. Sweet pea.
Big love to be every but every time.

S1 (01:04:15):
Yeah.

Walter (01:04:15):
That's funny. Every time I was at, she was up
telling you, and she was a girly girl.

S1 (01:04:23):
Oh, she.

Walter (01:04:24):
Got dressed up every fucking day.

S1 (01:04:28):
Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was the one right there where,
like you said, it.

Big Weezy (01:04:31):
Worked out so that she used to cost me a
little bit of.

S1 (01:04:34):
Money. But it looked good, though. You went mad, though?

Big Weezy (01:04:38):
Yeah, I would walk cheap. Walk it? Did I walk it?

Walter (01:04:41):
And everybody said, well, she must be blind. She got
to be blind. She just don't follow you. Step. She
pitches blind. Look for her stick.

S1 (01:04:47):
She's blind. Don't know. You walk in there with a
real pain.

Walter (01:04:52):
She told me straight up she goes, Nobody ever talked
to me the way you do, the way they were
treating me, the way you do that. Even my husband, I.

Big Weezy (01:04:59):
Said, I know what time you got to be home
because you got to be comedy guy.

S1 (01:05:03):
That's why we got a reason.

Big Weezy (01:05:04):
We broke up the jealousy, and her husband was always.

Walter (01:05:07):
In our business.

S1 (01:05:08):
He always got the plus one in there.

Big Weezy (01:05:11):
I mean, he would be on my Instagram. He'd be
called her up there. Yeah, he's a Romeo. He's. They
were Romeo because he'd be read by me in the lobby.

Walter (01:05:19):
Because I wrote her a love letter a day and
she wrote me a love letter a day.

S1 (01:05:23):
Now, some good pussy.

Big Weezy (01:05:24):
Dude, I tell you, it was like the movies. I
was like, there's no I never when a.

S1 (01:05:29):
Pan work negative pussy that good later, you ain't even
getting a pussy thinking about it like yeah, I'm a
girl here in.

Walter (01:05:35):
The first thing I did every day was write her letter.
Then I would posted on Instagram.

S1 (01:05:41):
Oh yeah, he was all the way in.

Walter (01:05:42):
People didn't know what when you, you know, if you
go to buy Weezy lots if he paid you will
see love posted I write there'll be side puppy Tupelo
because she used to call me Puppy Tupelo.

S1 (01:05:54):
Mhm.

Walter (01:05:55):
That's where the puppy studio goes from. All right. Now
I still write them now but the words that go
back or I reprint, they were.

S1 (01:06:03):
It was all her.

Walter (01:06:04):
All to.

S1 (01:06:05):
Her as well. It's crazy. Now real quick, do you
think that it's a trade off of a sacrifice with
with relationships romantically.

Big Weezy (01:06:13):
And.

S1 (01:06:14):
I made with the game do you think it this
comes with the game? Yeah.

Walter (01:06:17):
There's a lot of people that are single the game
and you know, because it's hard to find the word
because we start dating.

S1 (01:06:27):
Yeah.

Walter (01:06:28):
All right. Yeah. 35.

S1 (01:06:29):
Yeah. And that's what we wake up and.

Big Weezy (01:06:31):
Right. Yeah, right. I get up at 830 to board it, right?

Walter (01:06:36):
You were like, I do some rehearsal voice, I do
voice exercises. So bass, I do scene.

Big Weezy (01:06:41):
Study.

Walter (01:06:42):
For Arctic. Okay, so there's. I see. All right. That's
what I do. Then I take my nap at 2:00, 3:00.

Big Weezy (01:06:49):
In the afternoon.

Walter (01:06:50):
Wake up at five or six. That's my shower.

S1 (01:06:53):
Not a day starts now.

Walter (01:06:54):
The day starts right. You hit right. You get to
the club, right? You know, you feel like be there
to some real fucking job. But what?

Big Weezy (01:07:01):
You get out, get in there. You see everybody is
is glad for that.

S1 (01:07:04):
You're all good And is that. Yeah.

Walter (01:07:05):
Right. Yeah. Sit there. You all wait for the light
to come up. You got to sit there.

Big Weezy (01:07:10):
You know, everybody say.

S1 (01:07:11):
Yeah, yeah, you do. Seen it out.

Big Weezy (01:07:14):
Yeah. You know everybody's got to do right?

Walter (01:07:16):
Yeah, you do that. You know, you're right. You know
where you're coming up to You What could be coming
your way? You get up, start stretching your all your
stuff to go over your set list. You all just
double check, make sure everything's the way you want it, because,
you know, you get different totals. You do a base
like 20, 15, 20. So you know, you have to
make a set list because you go to go over

(01:07:36):
or whatever, You know, even though I'm a little bit different,
I don't care. You know what I finish. That could
be the middle of a joke. I just stop. Yeah.
Don't forget, I learned you don't have to earn.

Big Weezy (01:07:45):
You don't have to leave out the big laugh. Yeah, yeah,
I'd be. I'd be like, so. Right. So I'll be
ready to fuck this bitch up. Big ways to get that.

S1 (01:07:56):
Get the fuck out of here. Go dive that follow up.

Big Weezy (01:08:00):
Cock it up.

S1 (01:08:00):
Oh, yeah.

Walter (01:08:01):
Okay, So.

S1 (01:08:02):
So here, roll one. Cut you off. We ain't got
too much time left. Yes, I do want to talk
about real quick before we get out of here, I
want to talk about how we met and just kind
of how this this started.

Walter (01:08:11):
Yes.

S1 (01:08:11):
For the people that don't know, she and everybody kind
of heard my story. I was kind of fucked up,
sleepy little Charlie, whatever. And it was your show. I
don't know. I know. Sure. I don't know. Sherwin I
don't want to mispronounce this nice. Sherwin Right.

Walter (01:08:26):
Sure.

Big Weezy (01:08:26):
Yeah, sure. I don't know. I bet you before that.

S1 (01:08:28):
Okay, This is before. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You talked
about the other show was Sure you were.

Walter (01:08:32):
Sherwin No, don't go with.

S1 (01:08:33):
You on the show we met. Was Billy Show or
was it just somebody else?

Walter (01:08:36):
It was somebody else's show, Yeah.

S1 (01:08:38):
And anyway, so I saw you and you was. You
were just in a corner giving game, right? I never
forget that show. He was in a corner giving game
to some niggas that didn't get that in. Bradley don't
do comedy no more, right? And I'm listening and I'm like,
this nigga got the got the keys right here. And
I don't remember how it started, man. I just sat
and talked to you and I knew for a fact

(01:09:00):
that I needed everything you said, nigga, I needed to
hear that right and shit, I, I didn't have a
lot of money, nigga. I don't know how much I had,
but I had enough to cover some food. I said fam.

Big Weezy (01:09:12):
Right, Right there.

Walter (01:09:13):
You look. You looked at me. You said, if I
feed this motherfucker, I could probably get something.

S1 (01:09:22):
I said, You eat, make it on hash, you eat meat,
you like food.

Walter (01:09:26):
You write it in there. Did you put the restrictions out?
It's got to be like a Denny's.

S1 (01:09:30):
Yeah. I know. The guy said it's Denny's next door. Well,
you got to go too far, right?

Walter (01:09:35):
You know, at that time, I'm thinking, you know, Red Lobster, baby.

S1 (01:09:37):
Oh, yeah, something like that. Yeah.

Walter (01:09:39):
Right. This is the gig. I could get beat up
these biddy hard up.

S1 (01:09:43):
Yeah. Come on.

Walter (01:09:44):
Get some of the Denny's right. Like, fuck, I got
to get the grizzly fuck, So I got to get,
you know, eggs over my hammy.

S1 (01:09:53):
Yeah, Yeah.

Walter (01:09:55):
I know. I'm sorry, America. Yeah, I got the menu memorized.

S1 (01:09:59):
Daddy. And then we sat there. It had to be
2 hours.

Walter (01:10:03):
Yes.

S1 (01:10:04):
At least I had to be 2 hours. And I
was like this the whole time, nigga. Just listening, soaking
it up. And what it was. I don't think I
told you this. What it did to me was cause
I think he was already working weekend at the time.
And what that did was it made everything that I
thought realistic. Yes. You were like, I hadn't seen it
in person yet. Yeah. And now I'm kind of seeing

(01:10:25):
it now more so. So it was different, like. But like,
I didn't see in in person. And you were a
professional comedian working with a legend, you know, playing which again,
which I'm like, I'm one person away from a guy.
And it just made it realistic for a nigga coming
from the hood and whatever, whatever. And, uh, I got
to tell you, man, that if it were I don't

(01:10:48):
know if it was that situation, but that put me
in a different position, mine and a different mindset.

Walter (01:10:54):
What about four or five comedians out of probably 300?
I've had the conversation with who take it. It agreed
with it. Yeah. All right. And even I made the
same mistake. Dave read it is the owners of Flappers
Comedy Club here with his wife, Barbara. Mhm. And they've
used to have something called Tuesdays and Wednesdays where you

(01:11:15):
could do 3 minutes. He would critique your 3 minutes fire.

S1 (01:11:19):
Yeah.

Walter (01:11:19):
So I got up there for about would be did
I riffed or. The topic up before me was a
prop comic. I play the guitar and I did know
it was called a prop comic Adam days, you know,
still do. And so everybody was on the floor with
my riff it because when you first start with you
riff it's funny as fuck if you try to do

(01:11:39):
your set you nobody.

S1 (01:11:41):
Is the rap.

Big Weezy (01:11:41):
Yeah exactly.

Walter (01:11:42):
Yeah. Cause you can't do.

S1 (01:11:43):
It because you yourself. Yeah, exactly.

Walter (01:11:45):
You're saying you say the same thing. Everybody else says
I can't do the same set.

S1 (01:11:49):
I got to just get up there, do some new things,
and be me. I got to.

Big Weezy (01:11:52):
Be. I hear from. Yeah, I feel. And I come
straight up.

Walter (01:11:55):
That's what we call lazy.

S1 (01:11:56):
That's called not writing.

Walter (01:11:58):
Right? Because what we do is we what we do
is the same material every night. Dig a replicated to
make it look fresh. That's our art form, motherfucker. You
get up there, just make it up and make people laugh.
That's lazy comedy day. Yeah. So anyway, so I get
up there, I do what they did. I wait for
about an hour to day calls. Calls me over the
next day today versus give me all of this constructive

(01:12:21):
criticism and what he's giving it to me. I'm thinking,
I don't even know who the fuck you are.

S1 (01:12:26):
So you know who I hear. You know what's.

Big Weezy (01:12:28):
Funny? Because I said I had to be a.

Walter (01:12:30):
Bad business, nigga, all to restaurants. I could read your
kitchen by the fire. I'm saying this shit.

S1 (01:12:36):
By your brain. Yeah. Yeah.

Walter (01:12:37):
All right. And so you try to tell me about comedy.

Big Weezy (01:12:40):
All right, You deal.

Walter (01:12:42):
Opie looking motherfucker. Don't know what the fuck you talking about?
Talking about? I need to slow it down. I mean
that fag. All right, well.

Big Weezy (01:12:50):
Thanks, man, but they appreciate. All right. Big reasons was read.

Walter (01:12:53):
So about two and a half, three years later. Here
I go to Flappers all the time. I'm track Dave down.
Track Dave here I talk to.

Big Weezy (01:13:01):
Yeah we.

S1 (01:13:01):
Zero.

Walter (01:13:02):
That best. Dave Got that?

Big Weezy (01:13:03):
Yeah.

Walter (01:13:04):
Weezy Okay, come on. Would you attack me as a
Dave Three years ago, you know, I came here, we
did the critique. He goes, Yeah, yeah. You told me what?
I need to work. All right? I said, The whole
time you were talking to me, Dave, about here up
thinking you're full of shit they really ought to fuck
you talking about. All right, I said, Right, Like you're
Opie motherfucker days.

S1 (01:13:24):
Are you telling him?

Big Weezy (01:13:25):
Okay.

Walter (01:13:26):
And, you know, I. They realize they go to. I
said you were right the whole fucking time I gave
you that those fucking advice was right on point.

S1 (01:13:33):
All of.

Walter (01:13:33):
Jim's it. Even though you did know that I needed
you to know that.

S1 (01:13:36):
Yeah. Let me. Let me ask you. Let me see.
Let me see. I'm going to. I want to come
up with some good, maybe some I've always wanted to play,
let me say. What do you think is the defining
trait that. Separates the people that succeed and the people
that don't succeed.

Walter (01:13:57):
Work ethic and your voice. Voice is a code word
for style.

S1 (01:14:03):
Okay.

Walter (01:14:04):
As you know, two days ago, we lost Gilbert Gottfried.

S1 (01:14:06):
Man R.I.P. to the Great. The great.

Walter (01:14:09):
Gilbert Gottfried voice was.

S1 (01:14:11):
Allow everybody. Let him do.

Big Weezy (01:14:14):
That. That's his voice. He doesn't talk like that offstage.

Walter (01:14:18):
Yeah, right. He's down at home with his girl.

S1 (01:14:20):
Our baby girl.

Big Weezy (01:14:21):
Let's see.

S1 (01:14:22):
Really? That person. I know.

Walter (01:14:25):
That's your voice. I have a voice put up on
stage by this. The sexy, cool jazz DJ play. That's
how I get on stage. What's up, everybody? How you
do it?

S1 (01:14:34):
Yeah.

Walter (01:14:34):
You guys, we come in here at midnight.

S1 (01:14:36):
Sorry. Oh, no.

Walter (01:14:37):
I love all you guys. Hell, yeah. How you do it, darling? Yeah.
You beat IAB. Ever since I got here, you could
write this chocolate bar to die of death. That's me. Yeah, right. Cool. Yeah,
that's my voice. So you have to develop your style now,
would you. Would you go with open Mike? This opens
with all. Who taking six years to fight by voice.

(01:15:00):
Don't buy the fucker you manufactured and perfected.

S1 (01:15:03):
Yeah.

Walter (01:15:03):
All right.

S1 (01:15:04):
It's something. It's always. It's always. It's a continuous fucking job.

Walter (01:15:10):
You want it to.

S1 (01:15:10):
Be never.

Walter (01:15:11):
Done. You wanted to be distinctive. Yeah. All right. So
right when you go see Cat.

Big Weezy (01:15:17):
Right? Cat is like, What's up, everybody?

S1 (01:15:19):
How you doing?

Walter (01:15:20):
This guy to me, right? That's his stage.

S1 (01:15:23):
But you can ear and, you.

Walter (01:15:24):
Know, stick that you don't know. You don't Kevin Hart's,
you know, Dave Chappelle's Bill Burr. So you have to
you right? You got it you.

Big Weezy (01:15:32):
Just make it up.

S1 (01:15:33):
Yeah.

Walter (01:15:33):
It decide that's.

Big Weezy (01:15:34):
It and perfected.

Walter (01:15:36):
Okay And what you do you could change it up
right You got open. Mike, I want to sound like this, right? Yeah. What?
I used to go to open Mike after a couple
of years.

Big Weezy (01:15:44):
I didn't even do a set.

Walter (01:15:46):
I would go there. I would say, like, I have
a line that says the French fries. Come with this motherfucker. Okay,
So I would go to open back. I will. No
French fries. Come with this motherfucker.

Big Weezy (01:15:57):
Don't French fries go with this motherfucker?

Walter (01:16:00):
No French fries. Come with this bell, fucker.

Big Weezy (01:16:02):
The French fries come with this motherfucker. No French.

S1 (01:16:06):
Fries. Come with that motherfucker. The same love.

Walter (01:16:09):
Right? Say, why did I get off right?

Big Weezy (01:16:11):
You still got three or four. That means that they
were easy.

Walter (01:16:14):
So then I go home, right? And I look at
it so that the. This is the joke.

Big Weezy (01:16:19):
This is the bit, Right. All right, So I go
to McDonald's, right? They got this shit called the Mickey
D's bill. It's outrageous, right? Because they got this picture,
this thing called the beach, Right? They got pouches of shit.
It is crazy. For 1999, you get four cheeseburgers, right?
Four chicken sandwiches, four medium soft drink and a 20
piece chicken.

S1 (01:16:38):
McNugget, Right? I'm like, Damn.

Big Weezy (01:16:41):
I can't lose the weight behind those shit like that.

S1 (01:16:44):
So I go.

Big Weezy (01:16:45):
Ahead. I place my regular order. Give me a number.
Would you change Diet Coke? Then I started thinking, This
is outrageous. I called the corporate office the First Wives.

S1 (01:16:56):
Club, with this motherfucker. That's how it works. Exactly. But
you didn't perfected that shit and built it.

Big Weezy (01:17:04):
The.

S1 (01:17:04):
Ultraviolet instead. Put it, watch it, listen by edit facial expressions.

Big Weezy (01:17:09):
Yeah, right. So that above the fridge.

S1 (01:17:11):
Was kind of disposable.

Walter (01:17:13):
That's how I did it.

S1 (01:17:14):
That's fine.

Big Weezy (01:17:14):
That's what.

Walter (01:17:15):
That's what you do.

S1 (01:17:16):
That's fucking genius, man. Yeah. We got to get outta here.
We got to show. We got to do so. Yeah.
Shout out to Martin and appreciate you letting us do this.
Thank you for taking the time out, my nig. We
do this one particular activity that brings us together in
the same umbrella, but it's the most eclectic group of
people you will ever meet in your life.

S2 (01:17:35):
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