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August 10, 2025 46 mins

Hong Kong got hit with the highest daily August rainfall since 1884! Mohammed's building gets a fancy "indoor waterfalls" feature, and he gets hired to be a tour guide for a few hours by comedy show audience members!


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(00:01):
So I reiterate here, the bill isdead.
The story of this great city is about the years before this
night. Wait, Oh, there's no clapping?

(00:23):
Anymore. Oh, no worries.
OK, hello. We're no clapping and we're
started. This is me started.
There we go, the Egyptians coming out.
Oh my God. Hello.
I don't know why this came out. Russian.
Yeah, you should start. My voice is.

(00:45):
Hey everyone, this is Ho Ho HongKong with me, Vivek Mabu, Bani
and the other guy who still has a vocal cord.
Yes, vocal, half vocal cord at this point.
Hello, Mohammed Mehdi here. Yeah, you people might have been
slightly excited for half a second, like, oh, finally
someone who's not Mohammed. No, it's me.
It's still a different voice. Yeah.
So this is this voice is clearlyfrom him either screaming at a

(01:08):
wall like what's wrong with. You just buy Decker.
Yeah, Oh my God, how much more marketing do I need to do?
It's a good show. How much more marketing you guys
like probably people are like people are sending me photos of
the street, posters of our showsfrom like all kinds of.
Places. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Especially in Soho area. You'll see like, let's see Joe

(01:30):
Wong shows and all, several little places.
Yeah, definitely. That's like, obviously has to be
done in this area. Yeah.
People only respond to physical posters stuck on walls
illegally. Yeah.
For them to go, like if they putin that level of effort, it's a
high risk manoeuvre there. This must be worth it.
Yes and yeah, those people also hang them in the middle of the
night. Yeah, so people can see them
like freshly. In the morning, in the.

(01:51):
Morning. Yes, yes, like my.
Life's well, hey, I can go with that, you know, Yes, you have
that as well. So they are.
Right. They're basically like the
poster people are also like, you're right.
Like I don't know the legality of like having the poster on the
street. Yeah, but the people who are
hanging them are like kind of like just a big.
Right. Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
They just know what they're doing.
They're like, what do you need, man?

(02:12):
Yeah, it's like a whole turf warthing.
Like when you're, I guess they know which company is hanging
which posters. Yeah, Yeah.
Which So like you don't stick your posters on top of some of
your posters. Yeah.
Not because I dealt with them, obviously.
And it's like it's a whole world.
It's really interesting. Yeah.
Yeah. Because like you're allowed to
hang, obviously see like posterson top of posters.
Yeah, Yeah, but not like right away.

(02:32):
Like they have some sort of a buffer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you don't, you don't put
your next to our competitors like right away.
There's a whole thing about it, Yeah, but yeah.
Yeah, well, I mean, obviously everyone, no matter legal or
illegal, you have to have some sort of system.
Yes. You know, it's like, yeah, yeah,
we're going to kill people, killthem on Tuesdays only.
Yeah, exactly. Maybe kill them after they have

(02:53):
their breakfast. Don't get.
It anymore? Yeah.
Come on, man. You know, breakfast included in
the hotel. Let them finish that.
Breakfast. Come on, man, if it was lunch, I
get it, you know? Yeah.
Yeah. But Speaking of breakfast and
stuff like that, everybody got agood dose of hydration.
Oh, yeah. The last few days.
Thanks to the ultimate black, the the fastest black rainstorm
hoisting after a red rainstorm from a yellow rainstorm.

(03:13):
It's like, yes, I mean, I could say, OK, so I'm sure everyone
who's into this kind of climate stuff in Hong Kong would would
be like, let me explain to you. See what the rain is.
It's much unlike the typhoon where you can see it coming and
this and that. But the rain is just all sudden.
So it's very hard to predict ahead of time, you know?
So you have a lot of that now. It's like me.
It's like, OK, this is like us going to come show.

(03:34):
Well, we can't predict it will be funny.
Yeah. How about you actually get your
shit together? Exactly.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's like, yeah, Imagine like, yeah, you're charging people.
Yeah. And they're like, Oh yeah, it's
a comedy show. And then you're like, we didn't.
Yeah, We weren't sure. Yeah.
The Michael work. Yeah, it's so it's so silly, but
like one of the memes that came out of this, it's like this
video of like someone, you know,the notifications from the

(03:54):
observatory and just like the whole screen.
Yeah. He's just full of it.
He's just, he's just calling. Just calling.
Yeah. Yeah.
But like, yeah, those people. And Ben, our buddy Ben has this
bit about how much the budget for the Hong Kong Observatory.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Yeah. And According to him is $350
million. Yeah.
And. To be looking at the window, $1
million a day, I'm like, I feel it's gonna be raining.

(04:17):
It's like, dude, half of us could have told that already.
Yep, yeah, yeah. And now I feel like AI can
actually predicted. That as well.
I mean, I feel what's happening now, you know, like how a lot of
times they talk about investing and how a lot of the so-called
investors or professionals and everything are actually just as
good as a monkey throwing a dart.
Yes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you.

(04:38):
Know, so I feel like what's happening here is same with the
observatory the kind of like, you know, I'm feeling a bit
wetish. Yeah, I'm.
Feeling. I'm feeling heady.
Maybe it's got heat wave. It's like what?
Yeah, that's the way we do it. The weather forecast is Yate.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's one of those
things, right. So they probably like woke up
one day. I'm like, oh, it's a bit gloomy.
Yeah. What should we do now?

(04:58):
If you ever watch the show, Kirby enthusiasm, Larry David
has this one segment in one of the episodes.
I figured which season? But it's really smart where he
wants to go play golf and he's. And they're always complaining
about how the golf course alwayspacked with people, right.
Sure. So one day they're looking at
the weather. Let's see the weather, golf
tomorrow. The weather.
Oh, we're predicting like a rainstorm and everything.
We got to cancel, man. And the next day is like perfect

(05:18):
weather. Yeah.
And the only guy on the on the golf course is the weatherman.
Oh, so good. Right.
And he's like, I feel like something's not right.
Over here, yes, yes, yeah. He's too convenient.
Yeah, he keeps saying that it's bad.
And he goes, I was like, wait a second, you know?
And then so eventually he has this whole conspiracy of like, I
think when he says it's bad weather, let's all go, yes, you
know, And the guy weatherman, what the hell?
Yeah, it's supposed to be bad weather.

(05:39):
It's like, well, you know, we figured your shit out.
That's so good. So smart.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's like, exactly. You can't even tell him.
Like, oh, like, you can't be like, oh, we're here because
it's like, we're here to prove that you're actually.
Yeah. Yeah, you can.
You're either tricking us or you're not doing your job right.
Either way. Yeah, no, it's so good.
I, I, I'm gonna go into a littleconspiracy theory thing.
I feel like the Hong Kong Observatory with the sudden

(06:02):
escalation of the rainstorm and everything, I feel like someone
on their board of decision makers probably had some sort of
thing they needed to deal with which they were trying to avoid
and trying to keep coming up with like any sort of excuse of
avoiding it, right? My first idea was this.
I feel like on this last Tuesdaywhen we suddenly had the black
wings from thing, they probably had a divorce lawyers meeting at

(06:22):
9:30 AM. Very specific.
Right, keep going. Yeah, so and they knew that what
will happen is that you need to have two hours notice.
Yeah, before the if. If, like basically if it's
hoisted 2 hours before we cancelthe upcoming meetings.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the guys, like, the whole time they couldn't settle and
probably had a clause in their contract that said if we don't

(06:44):
settle by this Tuesday, this whole case goes out the window.
Right. They were like, and the, and the
whoever, let's say, let's say the wife is fighting the
husband. Wife was in observatory.
Husbands are like, well, what you gonna do?
I'll see you on Tuesday. Take it all.
Take it all. You know?
And she was like, and he's like,you know, you look at all calm
and shit. I don't care.
You know, I'm gonna take it, allright.
And she's a Tuesday morning at 7:00 AM.

(07:04):
She's looking at this guy. No 550.
No, No six. Yeah. 5:50 AM.
Yeah. She gets up, She's like, you
know what, dude, I'm not going to wait till 7:00 AM I'm going
to show this guy some shit, right?
You know, I want him to see whenhe wakes up. 5:50 AM She walks
into the office, you know, puts down her cappuccino, looks at
the button. They've already pressed the red
button by there, you know? Yeah, that was the black.

(07:24):
Yeah, yeah, it's the literal meme of the guy sweating and
he's yeah. Exactly.
Yeah. You know, so the red's already
been pressed, right? Yeah.
She's looking at it. She's like looking at it.
And I bet you, I think she probably said some really cool
phrase of like, well, you can take, take this black home, you
know? This black home is so.
Bad, you know, she press a button and you can see like

(07:47):
immediately, like one of these computer AI voices, black
rainstorm and gay, black rainstorm and gay, you know, the
whole observatory. They go, you know, now normally
you have like the red light flashing, but I think what the
observatory does is like, because they're like, well, we
don't have to do shit now. They literally the black
rainstorm means that the whole office goes black, you know, and
they like save money on that as well, right?
And so that's happening and she goes back, you know?

(08:09):
Amy Winehouse going back playingback to the black.
Yeah, Yeah, some of those, something like that.
You got ACDC in the corner over there.
All verses of back. To black, anything about black,
you know? Like the whole Metallica Black
album comes out, you know? So good.
OK. Then she walks back down.
Now, of course, observatory, I would imagine it's like in some
sort of like like lighthouse tower.
So she's going down her spiral staircase slowly, which takes

(08:29):
like 10 minutes to go back down.She's wearing high heels so I
heal. She's just like, yeah, click,
click, click on my mind. And then you can hear as she
goes down. Now they've got like this, like,
Jazz lounge, kinda. What are you doing?
Yeah, dude, she's walking down and there's a whole party of the
Observatory alumni. Yeah.
With like, you know, catering and stuff.
Yeah, Yeah. And they're like, oh, how's the
Black Prince over there today? And she's like, I've announced

(08:51):
the Black Prince and we'll be here.
And now is the. Exactly, and they're like having
like a Great Gatsby style party.Yeah, right.
I was just thinking like a JamesBond, like, yeah, yeah, Gala.
Exactly. Yeah, that kind of thing.
OK, so 7:00 AM happens. It's also 7:00 AM why they're
having. Yeah, while they do this, but
you know, for them it doesn't remember because it's black.
It's all dark outside. So it's still dark, you know?
Alright, so now at 7:00 AM, her husband, wherever he's living,

(09:13):
Yeah, wakes up. He's like, oh, I'm.
Gonna get her today. Yeah, he's I'm gonna get
everything. Everything.
He looks out the window. He's like, oh shit, I think she
might. Oh, oh, she.
Did No. Oh, she did.
No. She did not, right.
He checked his phone immediately.
He's like going to Hong Kong Zochi.
He's like, you bitch, you put a black rings on.
And he was like, let's see, whenthe hell this this, this bitch

(09:34):
put this on, right? Yeah.
He goes like 5:50 AM. Oh, oh, shit, It's on.
She's going for war now, man. And he's like, OK, we got half
an hour, man, All right, we got to do something, man.
So he's calling all his scientists friends and
everything. Is there any way we can kind of
like, project some sort of spot,like, like a Batman spotlight
onto the cloud? Yeah, So we can lighten up the
sky. So it seems like the rain

(09:54):
stopped, you know? And like buddy, it doesn't work
that way, man. Because like we.
Goes on Taobao's like, yeah, no,it does, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can find this thing you know
immediately. Right.
If I buy maybe like 300,000 of the small ones, yeah.
It's so cheap anyway. Yeah.
Then maybe we light up enough that it would reflect off the
sky. Yeah, yes.
OK. I agree.
He's got that right. Perfect lock.
And he's like, he's like, he's like, dude, whatever it takes,

(10:15):
man. I need like a 30 minutes.
So you now this guy's sweating. Yeah.
And he's like calling up government officials.
I was like, you remember that? That little, little machine you
had with the elephant trunk, They could suck all the water
out. What if we pay?
We aimed it at the clouds. We do that.
Or or we can Commission a drone show.
A drone show? Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Just too many drones in the sky
that would just light it up and it just the drones like instead

(10:38):
of like, yeah, the black just says go to work.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you know, red rain or
whatever. Yeah, just just to down.
Yeah, that play, right. And then all the government
officials like, no, man, we kindof do that.
It's not happening, dude. Times, you know that, that show
24 Yes. Instead of 24 hours, it's 24
minutes now. He's like Dick, Dick, Dick.
He's like, love it. He's ready.
It's 7:25 AM. He's like, Oh my God, I haven't
even shaved. I've done nothing.

(10:59):
Oh my God. My whole life's coming to
crumble. Yeah.
And then 7:29 AM he's like, oh, he's calling the lawyers.
What's gonna happen to like the Sir, you see a contract two
hours notice before and he's like, no, no.
Can I add, can I put another coin?
What can I do, man? Sir, I'm sorry.
I'm just the intern here. This is 7:30 AM happens and you
have that moment of silence. Yeah.
That's when he's just looking out the window.

(11:20):
And you have, you know, like when you watch those movies,
that final shot where the person's looking out the window
and somehow the camera can go through the window and zoom out
into the whole mansion, of course.
And then you can see the whole zoom out shot of the drone shot.
He's looking out the window, it's zooming out the mansion and
you can slowly see, just like Back to the Future, the
mansion's fading away. The most unrealistic thing about

(11:40):
this whole scenario is that you think like someone in Hong Kong
lives in a mansion. I mean, he could have been,
let's say if the observatory is like at the top of the mountain,
yeah, you never know. That's.
What I'm saying the observatory being a lighthouse is fine,
Yeah, everything else. Mansion.
Yeah, the mansion. Come on.
But I get exaggeration. And the final thing is as a as a

(12:00):
mansion is is disappearing cleaning up for some reason.
It's why some sort of magical mansion.
This guy's getting one drop of rain on him.
One drop rain? Yeah.
And now he's all drenched. Yes.
And The funny thing is, you've got the wife with a telescope
looking at the light house. Yeah.
And she slowly pans a little light beam.
Yeah. All to the husband.
And The funny thing is, the light beam is so strong and so

(12:22):
hot, it dries him back off. Yes.
I didn't even get the rain on him anymore.
She's like, that's right. I dried you out, bitch.
I. Tried you out.
What a great, what a great visual.
Yeah, not just like the wife winning or whatever, but like
that final shot. I dragged you back out, man.

(12:43):
And he knows us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's my, that's what I think happened on Tuesday.
What did you think happened? Here's what I think.
Happened on Tuesday. I think someone was using the
observatory to send. Secret codes.
Oh, OK, OK, OK. Like a Morse code, like a red,
red, yellow, yellow, red, red. Yes, that's what I was thinking.

(13:05):
Yeah. And I think someone, because all
those notifications, even thoughthey're automatic, someone still
like knows the content of these messages.
Yeah, that someone is putting together secret message through
all of. These so, so maybe one of these
like really long term short messages that over these 5-10
years, this is the final piece of the puzzle, yes.
And different languages. And there is a whole, like,

(13:26):
other team deciphering all of it.
Yeah, Yeah. And you're like, I think, I
think we have the whole thing. Yeah, yeah.
And whoever is on the other sideof this is about to reveal
something really big. I think they're going to reveal
like what when the stock market opens, which one, which thing to
buy, you know, like. I think they're going to reveal
that I've seen is so alive. Oh, and he tells that he's he's

(13:47):
on Lama Island. Yes, exactly.
And I think, I think the same lady who found the killer a few
years ago. Oh, it's kind of fiber, Epstein.
Turns out he had a Chinese mask on.
He turns out he's a taxi driver in Hong Kong.
Yeah, I think Epstein is still alive and that Lady Tracy or
whatever her name is, Yeah, go back to that episode.

(14:09):
By the way, you were listening, you know, 2-3 years ago.
Lady who found the taxi driver killer.
Great episode. Yeah, she will find like she
will find Epstein lives on Lama Island as just like a total
hippie. Yeah, he looks like the cleanest
guy on Lama. Yeah, even though it isn't the
comparative. Relative compared to the normal.
People. Yeah, yeah.

(14:30):
I also think that they will be talking about how, like, all the
tariff stuff is going to tank America and this all on purpose.
Yeah. And Trump is basically a Russian
spy. I think that's a big one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think definitely, yeah.
Yeah, and one more. What do you think the last
message is? The last message I feel is is
basically it's actually an eye test to see are you actually

(14:54):
colorblind? Can you tell it to me yellow or
I should say amber? Yes, red and black now, Yeah.
The test is not so much about your eye, the actual retina,
it's the your, your psychological denying of
reality. Right.
OK, Yeah. So basically, like when you get
a amber rainstorm, it's testing.It's basically doing a pattern
test. Yeah.

(15:15):
Certain AI things have figured out if you do 2 ambers with one
red, people's tolerance for red rainstorm gets higher.
Yeah. Yeah.
But if you do an amber, red, black, they're like, oh, it's
too fast. You know, they're trying to find
that that manoeuvre. Like what's the what's the sweet
spot? Yes.
What is a sweet spot? I think if you mix all these
colors, where do you get any? I think you get basically I feel
like it's the LGBT plus Q, you know, it's everything right over

(15:38):
there. Yeah, that flag every single
time I see it and even like WhatsApp try like updates it
every time. And I think there is like now
with like, yeah, there's just somany of.
Them we should have. I mean, at this rate, maybe just
the amber, red black wingsome isinsufficient.
Yeah, you do have different shades.
Yes, I agree, different shades, different shades of bullshit
from the observatory. I want to show you on the day,

(16:00):
people. I actually would like to hear
what people did on that day because it's madness.
I think some of the videos, yeah.
Everyone's WhatsApp definitely has at least one video of French
shared of like just extreme flooding.
Like, Oh my God, yeah, I normally go there.
So this is from I will put it onthe camera, but also you can
just hear the sound. Yeah, this is from inside, like
outside my apartment, like I live in an old building.

(16:21):
Yeah. And it just the the the the roof
upstairs which belongs to the top tenant.
The door doesn't close properly.It literally is does not fit on
the thing. Was there anyone?
Chanting the roof is on Flooding.
Yeah, the roof, the roof, the roof is now flooding.
So we have put like when this happened before with like heavy

(16:43):
rain, we had put sandbags and and it was working fine.
But these floods were so strong that the water pressure was just
like the movies, like the water pressure push the really heavy
sandbag off. And now this is what it looks
like. Oh my God, yeah.
This is like outside your door. I just take it coming down door.

(17:03):
Wow. Put it to the camera here.
Yeah, this is outside my door. It's just absolute like and this
was on for hours. I was lucky that I had the
doorstop. Yeah, so it kind of blocked the
water from. Yeah, the water didn't come in.
But if that didn't happen, yeah,even if I'm looking inside, if
I'm standing in front of it, I can't control it.

(17:24):
Yeah, if it seeps under the door, it's over.
Yeah, Yeah, I'm just. I guess you put sandbags.
Yeah, Yeah, I can run up. So I had to go out, which I'll
get to in a second. But I couldn't leave the dog in
the house. Yeah.
Not just because of the noise being, like, loud outside, but
also, again, if it's somehow floods.
Yeah, like, that's terrifying from her.

(17:45):
So I had to give her to my neighbor who lives upstairs for
me, a good friend of mine, Vivian.
But I'm like, I'm going against these waterfalls.
Yeah. But also whatever food.
Yeah. Your waterfall's going down,
you're going up to your yes. And so you're basically, you're
basically salmon, yes, going against the tide.
Yes, I'm, I mean, I'm also like me being a representative of my

(18:05):
life. Anything that is going this way,
it's going to. Go yeah, I'm going to power
through me. Yeah, I'm going to power
through. When you were doing that deep
back of your head, did you have some sort of like, you know,
heroic anthem playing? I had the Rocky Rocky. 10 Ken,
Ken, Ken. Yeah.
You're walking over like 3 more steps to go.
Yeah, he's running out the, the Philadelphia stairs.

(18:27):
You're kind of running up the the what?
The what? Opposition, yes.
So actually that same visual, but literally while carrying the
dog. It's like the opposite of Rocky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You know, he turned like,
shirtless. Yeah, yeah.
And I'm like me and my dog. Just go.
You take care of her, please. And I actually, I, because I

(18:49):
can't wear anything like, like Ibasically went up barefoot.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no point.
I'm. Like, and I carrying the dog and
I left her at Vivian's. Yeah, just like handed her over
dog. Why, like the floods are?
Yeah. It's take her, take her now,
take her now tell. Her tell her reminder that I
love her. Yeah, exactly.
Reminder. My, my, the little door mat in

(19:11):
front of my door. Yeah, I went second floor.
I go down like I hand over the dog.
Yeah. And then I go out to to work,
which I will tell you about now,but my little doormat ended up
on the street level. Oh, went all the way down.
I went all the way down to floors.
Dude, it was mad. Yeah.
So anyway, I had to go out on that day.

(19:33):
I think the craziest day was a Tuesday.
Yeah. And I remember that because
that's when I need to go out to work.
And the work thing was. So it's so stupid but also kind
of fun. Yeah.
Because what happened was at theshow that we did last Saturday,
there was a people, it's like 2 guys in the audience or like
sitting in the front row. They're quite like the, the

(19:54):
older person is quite old, like 70 plus and the younger person
is like his son. So a couple of people talk to
them, blah, blah, blah. We had a great show on that
night. And then I get a message the
same night from the sun and the sun is like 50 plus.
And he was like, hi, great show.And I and set up on one of my
jokes I had said like I work an hour a week sometimes, which is

(20:17):
true. So and he goes and he referenced
the joke and he referenced something else I said and he
goes. I, I, by any chance are you free
on Tuesday? We had booked a tour guide, but
we don't actually like it. Like we, they went out with him
one time and they didn't let youknow, they didn't vibe,
whatever. And he goes.
I understand if you're not a tour guide, but, like, do you
have time to hang out with us? You can show us whatever you

(20:39):
think is interesting. Yeah.
Just for a few hours. We can have a nice lunch, and it
will pay you X amount of money. And that X amount of money was
pretty nice. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
For like a couple. Showing around, Yeah, showing
them around. That's that's the road.
Yes. And I'm like, yes, because that
was but through the week that like, I saw the message Sunday
morning and it was already like crazy rain and it was, it looked

(21:01):
like it's just going to go through.
So I'm like, well, I will go anyway if they're willing to go
out. And you know, worst, worst,
worst case is that we just go from one place to another.
I don't even have to walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, Stand here and look. Yes, exactly.
Stand and look from the train orthe OR the Uber or whatever.
I'm like yes, and I just move things around quickly for
Tuesday. So Tuesday comes and this is the

(21:22):
day those like fucking waterfalls are happening.
So this is actually the reason Igave her my dog, because I
needed to go. Yeah.
So those guys are staying at theRosewood.
Yeah, right. So I had already suggested, they
said they live in Kowloon or they staying in Kowloon.
I had suggested to start with Trucking Mansion.
So let me understand. So you had to go out of your
house, Yes. And there's a lot of slopes
there as well. So your foot's all like your

(21:43):
feet's all wet. Yeah, so actually, after I
handed over to the dog, yeah, I went downstairs.
I had to wash my feet, dry my legs, put on like my own shoes.
What do you want to drying your legs when you knew when you step
out of your house is go be like a flood?
Because it's like that. Disgusting water from.
But how you leaving the house? Oh well, I had like, I had like
shoes like. All the boots like all those.

(22:03):
Like the hiking shoes kind of. So those are the ones I wore and
like there was fine like I was. Just were those boots made for
walking? No, no, they're definitely not
me. These boots ain't made for
watching, you know? I don't know how the song goes
any. Yeah, you're just made it some.
Black. I think they know.
It's like these boots were made for walking.
I think it's one of the songs. Is this an Ant?
Is it is this song or something?Yeah.
No. Whatever.

(22:24):
Yeah, Go. Yeah.
So I walk like I'm basically theonly I'm my, like we said, meet
at trucking matches around 10:30in the morning.
All right. So you left you as you went to
the MTR? Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm the only one walking in the.Street, obviously, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. And the street is quite flooded
as well. Yeah, of course.
Yeah, it's all flooded, right? Yeah, it's all flooded.
My like my street is, you know. Yeah, McDonald's is open.

(22:47):
I didn't pass by McDonald's but like and nothing was open when I
was. Walking.
Oh yeah, Yeah. Nothing.
We have McDonald's. I think it's anyway.
Whatever. Yeah. 7 lemons were open.
No, they probably couldn't get to it anyway, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I passed by 7.
Oh yeah. So you went to the MTR?
Luckily I walked to the Shanghuan MTR and like the MTR
almostly feels like another, youknow, when like there's war and
whatever and you go downstairs and everything.

(23:08):
Yeah, exactly. But it looks like the survivors,
like looks like some people justset up camp.
Yeah, yeah. There's so many people,
obviously. Got like, yeah, she.
Sent, but the 711 downstairs is open.
What time was this? 10/10/15 in the.
Morning. So wasn't the office going,
people going like, oh shit. No, Yeah, OK.
No, no. It's just like a lot of random
people. It almost feels like I just want
to hang out with MTR. Yeah, yeah, so many people.

(23:30):
The 711 is open, obviously everything is dry so it looks
cool. Yeah, hey, yeah, OK.
Air conditioning what not Yeah, yeah.
So I take the MTR, yeah, and I get out and it's fairly busy
actually on the MTR, nothing crazy.
People are probably going home or like, whoever went out,
they're like, OK, I guess it's not happening now.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
So I got to TST and actually there it's a little bit lighter

(23:51):
and the the rain is a little lighter, but it's still like
continuous. But they must on the streets,
must more people, cuz they like tourists.
I'll be back. Oh, let's take this out.
Right? Yes.
I figured, Yeah. Yes, exactly.
So I meet them in front of Chunking Mansions and you know,
I just like show them around. I'm like, this is Trunky
Mansion. It's.
The first thing was Trunky Mansion.
Yes did. Was this a rare occasion when
there was no standing outside Trunky Mansion?

(24:12):
Everybody was still standing in front of that dude.
They're MPCS. They're not real.
Yeah, it's just like a few guys are standing there going suit
hashish. This.
Is like, they're not like if youtouch them, they're just going
to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can deactivate them if you
say, here's my theory with theseguys.
If you say because everyone's saying no.
If you say yes. I think that would just.

(24:33):
Yeah, yeah, there is no answer. Yeah, yeah, yes.
As soon as you say yes, they're like they have.
No, there's no coding. Yeah, you don't expect that.
Yeah. So I show these guys around,
they're lovely people, and we spend like an hour there.
I actually take them in the elevator which is obviously
shady and we just follow tourists to random floors to
their hostels. Just to see.
Them like checking in and stuff and some tourists like, like

(24:57):
we're, we're starting to joke with them that you shouldn't,
like you shouldn't. Come here.
Yeah. This place, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. How did you know about it?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So we did that a few times. And I mean, Chunky mentioned
again, like, while it's raining,like this is cool.
Yeah. Because everyone's kind of like,
running towards it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like everything is open and it's like people, like it feels

(25:18):
business as usual. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
While the world outside is falling apart.
That's super cool. Yeah.
So we did that for a bit. And then what did?
Oh, yeah. OK.
So we started. They're from Milwaukee, OK,
which is I think Minnesota like.I just know the basketball team,
Milwaukee Bucks. I know you don't.
Yeah, I don't know anything elseabout that.

(25:39):
The dad lives in in Dallas, the son lives in Milwaukee.
Yes. You're just like you.
Yeah, whatever. References.
That's all you know. Yeah, I know.
Yeah. So I'm like, oh, if you guys
feel homesick, I can take you toThe Cheesecake Factory.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what that is?
Yeah. Yeah, they're like what the
fuck? Yeah, yeah.

(25:59):
They're like, no thanks. But we're like walking through
because they haven't taken the Starfare.
That was the second thing, so. Stuff is open, can't be.
Yes. Black rainstorm is on.
That's yes, I'm wow, that's whatwe did.
So we're on walking around from Chunky mansion.
I talked, I took them through a harbor city and we did not.
I was actually my plans on like offering like like American fast

(26:22):
food, like oh, Shake Shack, Cheesecake Factory, hoping that
they would do because I want to go.
Yeah, it's not because like I'm like, I'm hoping they're like,
Oh yeah, Cheesecake Factory. No, they didn't fall for it.
So we went through the Harbor City because like under the
whatever, but like walking on the street was, yeah, crazy
because they're hitting everybody in the fucking
whatever. We went through a Kowloon park.

(26:43):
OK, OK. Yeah.
And it was just us. Like it looked like we can just.
It was open. Yeah.
And it looked like we can shoot like a end of the world.
Yeah. Super cool.
Nice. There is like a shot, well, a
shot like they took a photo standing in front of the closed
pool. Okay, but the pool is like
flooding. Because of the rain.
And it just looks so apocalypticand cool.
Yeah, obviously the pool is so clean.

(27:05):
Yeah, it looks so nice. But it also looks like man, like
the end of the world. Yeah, The Last of Us or
whatever. Yeah.
Walked through Kowloon Park, showed them a little like we
tried to find the flamingos, I think.
I think they're drowned. Flamingos at Kowloon Park.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
But they're not there. I don't know if you got
evacuated or. Just like that, they probably

(27:25):
went to the neighbor upstairs. Yeah, they're like refugee
flamingos. Yeah.
I know in choking mansion something.
Yeah, exactly. We're talking mansion at some
Bangladeshi restaurant. Yeah.
They're like, please, please, please, Yeah.
Let us hang out and don't serve us for lunch.
Yeah. So like service.
Lunch. No, no, no those.

(27:46):
Service. No.
Yes. And someone is like punctuation,
man. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, yeah, we get to the
the Star Ferry and it's open. OK, But.
And the cool thing is they had tried before to go to Star
Ferry, and it was a lot of Chinese tourists.
So they didn't go. Yeah.
So this time was like relaxed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(28:06):
And we take the Star Ferry. I take them to Hong Kong Island.
And then that's one of the, you know, fun things for them.
That was like, oh, and me also like having to come up with
something that I think, like, works for everybody.
Yeah. Because I'm like, what do you
guys want to do for lunch? I'll give you suggestions.
They're like, I've been here fora few days and we are kind of
tired of Chinese food already. Yeah.

(28:27):
Which is fair. Whatever.
But we also don't eat Western food.
Yeah. I'm like, man, MO dumplings.
And it was like such a quick, like it's like almost your, this
is the perfect fit for it because it's either you're on
your way out of here when you'relike, exactly that, like tired
of Chinese. Yeah.
Or your introduction. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like the soft intro, like super safe.

(28:49):
And you're like, what is that? I'm like, I'll just take you
there and then you'll see. And then we got there and
they're like blown away. Yeah, there was like, obviously
like regular, like locals. Yeah, like this is an
abomination. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like truffles,
whatever. Yeah.
But for them, it's like, you know, that the touch of Chinese
food. Yeah, Yeah.
And like, you know, French dragging.
Servers and stuff kind of thing.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(29:11):
But this is they loved it. Yeah.
So we went to Mammo dumplings, had lunch there.
It's it's what is it called? It's the Mammo dim sum.
Yeah, Yeah, right. And I was hoping it kind of
goes, you know, always have an agenda.
I was hoping that Man MU Dim Sumis right in front of my house.
It's like sweet homey but. Yes, yeah, I'm like, I'm done.
I'm out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, after lunch.

(29:32):
But unfortunately they wanted tohang out for like a few more
hours. So.
I'm like, OK, what else I can show you guys?
So we walked around Hollywood Rd.
I showed them like graffiti and whatever, which was actually
cool. Like everything again shut down.
The rain was starting to slow down a little bit, but people
were starting to come out. But like.
Not was it like what, 4:00 PM? No, it was like after lunch, it

(29:53):
was like 2:00 PM 1/1/30. It was only like 4, something
that slowed down I think. Yeah, I mean, relatively in
comparison to the craziness fromearlier.
Yeah. So we get to Hong Kong to to get
to Central and I'm we're standing under the we walked
through Lancuifang, which is another scene that was cool
because Lancuifang was dead. Yeah, Yeah.
And again, we're just walking down and we're like, I'd like on

(30:15):
weekends, you can't even walk around here.
Yeah. And it's cool to see if like,
you know, you can't even imagineit.
Yes. So we are walk we're we ended up
on the in front of the MTR exit,like with all the screens on.
Yeah, actually one part of the screen was like not working,
maybe because of the heavy rain.The MTR station.
Central MTR station. Yeah, so the Samsung, huge

(30:36):
Samsung screen like down from Lankweifang.
Oh yeah. OK, go straight down.
Oh yeah. Above the Decathlon.
Yeah, Decathlon. Yeah, that's so.
There's one big Samsung screen to the left above.
No, it was on. So the above the Samsung screen
above Decathlon was on. And I'm saying Samsung screen
because the only thing. That's on.
There is Samsung. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. And then the other side of it is
like another. Screen.

(30:57):
Yeah, it has. It has everything.
Yeah, like has. So that one, like 1/3 of it was
not working to me. It also add to the apocalyptic
feel. It's like someone dropped the
ball. It's over basically because it's
like such an iconic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like, like
photo. And so just stood there.
Look at it for a bit. But also in my head, you know,
when you're on stage and you're like, you know, doing a bit,

(31:19):
like in the middle of saying a bit, I have no idea what you're
going to do next. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was me like. Oh OK, what do I take?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm like, look at the screens.
I take photos here and in my mind I'm like, where the fuck do
I go now? It's raining.
And then eventually I'm like Tamar Park.
Yeah, because that would also like we go there.
That kills like 45 minutes of like whatever, walking in the

(31:40):
rain. And then after that I'm like,
here's the ferry. Bye.
You know? And but the, the park is
obviously cool and I want them to see it like, and with there's
no tourists and everything. So we walk through the overpass
and stuff and yeah, we go down by the ferry's wheel and the,
yeah, it was like maybe like 3 something PM and the rain has
really slowed down, which is cool.

(32:01):
And we just walk through the Temar park.
You know, the the gentleman, theolder guy is a bit old, is a bit
old to me is like a bit slow when I'm like great, take your
time man. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Keep walking slower.
Yeah, but we're having great chats.
Like these guys are super lovely.
And by the time we get to the park and I'm just like, but

(32:21):
again, like references comedy, you know, when you're like in a
bit like you wanna, like you're doing crowd work or whatever and
you have no idea like where the conversation would go.
So we're starting, I'm like starting conversations about
like this building that building.
But I don't know. Like, so that's ICC and it's,
it's, it's on the other side of the ocean.

(32:43):
So you'll see. It's like, yeah, it's, it's,
it's like shaped like a horizontal thing, like vertical,
you know, it's like what? I'm like 1 good thing I had to
look up is that you know the government building with the
star on top. Yeah, that's the PLA, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it PLA or just a CCP like the
proper? Maybe it's.

(33:03):
I have no idea. Yeah.
Whichever it is, it's actually like the bottom of it is the
same as if you have seen old Russian buildings in Moscow
still today. They would hollow out the bottom
of the building and have them like the structure would be a
bit thinner. The reason being when they had
the military parades around the World War times, they would
actually literally they would have to thin out like the bottom

(33:25):
of the building so the parades and the tanks can go through
with all this, like the big, thebig, like the machines and the
Rockets and stuff, which is justa fun fact.
So I believe that building is designed the same way just as
like whatever it's a homage or it's just a communist thing or
whatever it is. Yeah.
Yeah. So to this day, and when I was
to when I went to Russia, I was like almost horrified at how

(33:47):
many buildings are standing or really relatively thin
structures. And they're just, when you go to
the back of the building, they're just reinforced with
like crazy, like long pillars and people that can just look it
up like, you know, old style communist style buildings in
Moscow or something. Yeah.
That's still the, the, the case today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, how is the
whole city looking? Really unsafe.

(34:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, yeah.
Yeah. So that building, I believe, has
something to do with that. So I'm like, oh, this is, you
know, told them this whole thing.
And they're like, oh, wow, interesting.
Turns out the guy is also like, a big real estate developer.
Yeah. And he just basically bought a
lot of land. Probably.
I hope he doesn't listen to this, but a lot of land right

(34:29):
next to the Dallas airport. Mavericks.
Well, they're about to move the team now.
They're just bought like their land, land reclamation,
whatever, and they're just goingto take over this whole area and
make it like a, a big like logistics hub and stuff.
So you know a lot about like, like architecture and structure
and whatever. Yeah.

(34:51):
And yeah. So we're doing all this, like,
fun things, asking me about HongKong stuff, some things I know,
some things I'm totally making. Yeah, absolutely.
Where was the Hong Kong coinage?It began.
You're like before the handover.Yeah, yeah.
So there's a lot of questions about the handover, which I'm
like, you know, they're like, why did they give it back?
I'm like, they broke up. Yeah, You know, it's just like

(35:13):
one of those that you take it now it's old man.
It's old, yes. And they had been to Macau
asking me about Macau. I know even less about Macau.
Yeah. Yeah.
So they're like, why is it like,you know, it's Portuguese or
whatever. Because it's better than my dog,
I. Feel like I would if I had said
that, I wouldn't have gotten paid at all.

(35:33):
They're like, yeah, did you? Think of my cow versus my dog.
Have you been to It's a It's a province in China.
I'm a dog, my dog. I'm a dog.
I'm a lady, my dog. I'm a cow.
They also have like this beautiful like southern like
American accent. Makes it even.
More. Yeah, yeah.
Like, yeah, what? What did they hand over the Hong

(35:57):
Kong back to the Chinese? By the China.
Yeah, by the China, I don't see it.
Yeah, yeah. And then like, yeah, like now,
because like you see, it's the story of the Three Kingdoms.
We had my lady, My dog and Macauand they came together.
They were like Hong this Kong man.
They were like, you want to Hongthis Kong?
They had a typo. They said Hank Kong.
So they were like, hang it off, you know, on the you're making

(36:19):
all this shit up to like really that that coat hangers back then
They're like, yeah, you see, thethe emperor of the Qi Dynasty
once said, if we can coat the world with red, the world with
Noahs. And they're like, oh, he said.
Coat. He's cold.
Cold like what? What, what is going on here?
And they're like. Because you're a dumb accent.
That's why, Yeah. And they're like, are you?
Is this where you're like, oh, it's translation?

(36:39):
It really sounds proper in Chinese it.
Sounds proper. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. Translated to Chinese, it makes
sense. But for you, yeah.
Yeah. Are you sure you know what
you're talking about? Yeah.
And you're like, but buddy, if you say I don't know what I'm
talking about, me being an Egyptian in Hong Kong doesn't
know anything about Hong Kong culture.
Yes, How, my friend, How dare you.
Yes, I mean. So eventually I like take, take

(37:02):
them back slowly to to the the Star Ferry.
And yes, they are very happy. And funny enough, one of the
conversations we had earlier over lunch about how I've never
been to the US. Yeah, but I was telling them
that many of my friends have visited recently, over the last
few years, especially after COVID.
They're saying that the tipping culture is getting out of
control, completely out of control.
Yeah, they're saying that like, you know, when they shove like

(37:24):
this credit card machine in yourface, the basic credit card
machine, the. Screen has buttons to tip right?
Yeah. It's really hard to find even
like the no tip option. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you have to go through like multiple.
Scrolls down make it very obvious.
Yes, make it very obvious. Here's.
You want left, left, right, up, up, red, red and then left the
no tip. So over lunch I was saying like,
you know, I've been, I'm Asian basically.

(37:46):
So I'm like, here, I feel like if I apply the same mentality,
American friends, you should write in and tell me because
obviously not giving a tape is not illegal.
Yeah. Which means I was really
passionate about my conversation, about how it's
like, you know, you should just not tip and it's not your
problem because they should, like, if the server should get

(38:07):
the money from the boss, Like, Iam not.
You know what I mean? If you think you're not getting
paid enough, I am paying for theservice.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. You should get your money from
the boss. I know the problem here.
Yeah. Blah blah blah, you're like,
yes, we agree with you conceptually.
And they were saying that even the self-service places now,
yeah, you guys, some guy pops upout of nowhere and asked for a
tip and it's like, what the fuck?

(38:27):
You didn't do shit. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right. You're saying that and you're
like, yes, However, if you thinkyou got a good, like you got a
good service and you can't afford it, just do it out of
your own will. I'm like, I completely agree.
What I'm saying is that the whole intimidation fucking
putting. Let me ask you this after the
whole tour. Yes, this is where we're
getting. So that was like the the lunch
at the lunch part. And then after the whole tour,

(38:47):
he's giving money, me the money.Yeah.
And he says here's what happens when you get a good service.
Yeah. And then you get give me a tip.
Tip. Yeah.
Because they're American. Yeah.
Man, he's like. And it was almost like in a way
like you see when you are in America, if you really like the
whatever service. You give them a.
Tip. You give them a tip.
Yeah, you didn't ask for one. But I'm like, I didn't tell him
that, but in my head I'm like, exactly.

(39:09):
I didn't ask. Yeah, you think it's the right
so. You decide you want to give none
exactly. Yeah, yeah, not like, hey, you
want to tip and stand over you and.
Whatever. Yeah, Yeah.
So that was cool. I'm like, you know, the tipping
things is fucked up, but I'm like, hey, I'm receiving it so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good now.
Yeah, take it. Thank you for that tip.
Yeah. We'll, we'll, we'll, we
reconvene in this conversation tomorrow.
Yes. I'm not receiving it.

(39:30):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And let's discuss the kind of
like, no, no topic is bad, but I'm like, oh, thank you.
Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, they said in Japan
apparently because I in Japan, Iwas chased by a server before
Yeah, by for leaving the change like I had left like a little
bit of. Change.
Oh, they were. No, Yeah.
Yeah. And I'm like, no, it's.
Yours. It's you're insulted.
However, they told me something fun because they were just in

(39:52):
Japan, apparently Japanese, because Americans just by
default they leave tips or everywhere.
Apparently Japanese know that like if the customer's American,
they just take the tip. They're like, oh, the Americans,
They leave tips. And that's how they do it.
We'll have. To take the money, I guess.
Yeah, exactly. So he's like, no, no, they would
know what Americans are like. Oh, I guess it's funny.
Like you think like taking the tape is inconvenient.

(40:13):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, stupid Americans.
Big shame. Yes, spend this money with no
guilt now. Yeah, yeah, I'd be Japanese like
yeah. They're like, they're like, oh,
I gotta buy Twinkies just to make it seem like normal that
I'm spending it back on them. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that. Yeah, All right.
The 11 last thing they did say like, oh, we can like write

(40:35):
about it that, you know, forums or whatever, like we contacted
this guy and I'm like, please don't do that.
Yeah, yeah. And if you're listening and
you're like thinking this is a good idea, here's what I would
like to do. I would like to do that like a
couple of times a month. Yeah, on like slow days.
Obviously I move things around like early enough.
That's cool. But I definitely do not want
another job like because that ifyou know, if this becomes a

(40:58):
thing and then like four or fivetimes a week you're doing this
now, one I would disappear. You're you're let me, let me,
let me take a moment now your level of self-confidence.
Yeah, Thinking you had one good class.
Yes. You're like, man, this becomes a
thing, man. You know, if I get famous and
shit, it's like an open mic killing at 5 minutes a day.
They're like, dude, I can't. Be I don't want to have

(41:18):
experience. I mean I can't I need a normal
like a kids man. No, I don't have time for a
mansion than my wife in the. They said that they were post on
like forums, whatever the Reddit.
Yeah, they can easily spiral. Yeah, you know, people be like,
hey, are you available? Because let's be honest, man, in
Reddit, I mean, there's really not much happening.
Yeah. Seems like gonna be like a guy
in Hong Kong. Tour guide.
We'd recommend. Yes.

(41:39):
I gotta read this book. I read it Like, who's this guy?
He took us in the rain. Yeah, just showed us.
He took us on a ferry. He made-up most of the stuff he.
Said exactly he was entertainingand on top of that he didn't ask
for a tip. Yes, this is our guy.
Yeah, he's our. Guy, he's our guy.
Oh, my God. Well, it was nice knowing you
when you were just, you know, general, you know.
Yeah, humble. Humble.

(41:59):
Yes, Yeah, humble. MO exactly.
Humble MO. Now you're like tour guide MO
You're like I, I I we're going to be doing this boss.
All right. Yes.
Yeah, Next time we schedule thisis going to be like, so I have a
tour. Yeah.
And it's I see you in 2020. 6 The ironic thing like most
comedians do tours. Yeah, they come to Hong Kong,
they get paid and like, we sort out this whole thing for them.
My tour, yeah. Is the dictionary's definition

(42:22):
is wrong? Hey, where?
Where's MO? He's on tour.
Oh, shit. What?
Damn. I don't want what to get it.
Yeah, he's touring Share 1 to Admiralty today.
You can currently see him walking.
He's doing a show, Technically, yeah.
He's actually entertaining at the moment.
You know, an audience of 1. Yes, an audience of one, yeah.
So my buddy Ishan, previous guest, said that he did

(42:43):
something similar a few years ago and he's like Indian, like
you, and he's born here as well.And he said that he used to do
that a few years ago, but because he's a booze bag, he
would just only take them to bars.
Yeah, that's bar hopping. That way they can talk to each
other. Yeah, it's bar hopping and
stuff. And they would talk to each
other and he would get to drink for.
Free. Yeah.
Nice. And that's it.
Yeah. Smart move.

(43:05):
Two birds, one stone. Yes, yeah, two birds, one stone
until you get actual kidney stone.
Exactly. So here's what I'm saying.
I do not want to do that full time, but I would like to do it
a couple of times a month. Yeah, right.
It's just like extra pocket money.
Yes, scarcity is your game. Yes, like you all can contact me

(43:26):
but I'll let you know if I'm I'mup for it.
That is correct. That's exactly the message of
this. Contact me, recommend it, but
you'll probably get to book me like, yeah, maximum twice a
month. Yeah.
Yeah. And it will be all around the
places that are. That's the thing.
You don't get to decide where togo.
OK. That's not that's not how it
works. Yeah, I will decide where to go.
I think, I think we should call yourself, you should call
yourself the Tour Nazi. Not true for you.

(43:50):
Not true. I don't think that will go down
well in the algorithm, especially with like the
Mohammed and yeah, that is terrible idea.
That's hilarious, The tour. Magdi the tour.
Matzy, Matzy. All right, Mohammed Matzy.
All right, everyone, as you can see, there's a lot happening and

(44:12):
my voice is going. We still have to record the
Patreon. So kind of keep it a little
short tonight, today. Yeah.
Thank you so much. This is super fun to to to tell
you about this. And also terrific and all the
things we have the like this week as you're listening, we
have the comedy season starting.Joe Wong this week, Wednesday,
Thursday, Wednesday Mandarin, Thursday English.

(44:32):
No idea how the ticket stats arelike by the time you listen to
this, but if you're around, come.
If you're listening to this in English or whatever I'm speaking
right now, come to the Thursday show, Joe Wang at the Kitty Woo
Stadium. After that, we have, yeah, a
bunch of like we just announced a quiz show with Ishan from Dead
Poets on the 30th of August. This will be super fun.

(44:54):
And all this other headline is just go to comedy season dot HK.
What do you have going on, Viva?Nothing much, actually, I'm just
clearing my house. Oh yeah, yeah.
So the goddamn mess. So like this?
You're touring your house. Yeah, I'm touring my house from
11 object in that corner to the other.
I'm like, I'm going to show you here, Sir.
I'll show you on this shelf. Thank you very much.
Yeah. Yeah.
So nothing much. Not not too much.
The laugh festival, the candy's laugh Festival will be happening

(45:15):
in October, but just go to my Instagram funny be a vac and
you'll see what's happening. Any big stuff?
We have the regular shows. We can show the backstage shows.
All that stuff's happening all the time.
But yeah, that's all be on the list over there.
But the big, big names right now, I'm I'm, I'm attending to
me. Yes, it's me time.
Oh, it's you time. Yeah, cute.
Vivek is doing some self-care. Everyone all right?
Thank you for that. OK.

(45:35):
Thanks for that. We'll talk to you guys next
week. Bye.
Bye bye.
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