#231 - Modern Travel Tips with HK's Most Chaotic Couple: Cassi Thomas and Garron Chiu - Ho Ho Hong Kong

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So I reiterate here, the bill isdead.
The story of this great city is about the years before this.
Night we are free. OK, now it's actually we're

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actually live. What are you talking about?
Gary Mcgathan, everyone. It's a new episode of Hong Kong.
I'm your host, Mohammed Magdi. And there were finally the
ratings are up. Oh my God, so many people,
sponsors, everything. Who knew?
All we needed to do is just to get rid of Vivek.
And. People just yeah, flooded in.
Oh my God. I saw the footage from the

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stairwell. There was a mysterious short
arrow band that actually pushed.All right, we're going to
restart this podcast. Luckily I'm still in charge
here. No, Vivek is on path to
recovery. He will be back in about 9 weeks
I think. He's yeah, he's not doing great,
but you know, he's, he's need toexercise.

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He's alive. Yes.
Yes. And he still edits this, you
know, does the intro outro and all of that.
And you can probably recognize 2familiar faces.
No video today because Cassie, we'll get to that in a second.
But no video search audio. But you recognize the familiar
voices of both previous guests and mainstay on the Hong Kong

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comedy scene and general shenanigans in Hong Kong Queen
Cassie and and guarantee Welcomeback guys.
So okay, so we're recording obviously, as you guys know for
the next few weeks, we are doingguest guest hosts and all of
that. So today Gary and Cassie both

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have been on many times, but nottogether and not as a couple so
far. Couple this is the.
This is the death knell for our relationship.
Like, you know how to spice our relationship?
Yeah. Get on a podcast this.
Whole Egyptian man. And then, yeah, you have no idea
what I'm going to ask. Either so.
We'll see. So Cassie, first of all, how

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does it feel like to give up? So I might actually take a photo
of this and post it on the Patreon just for to see the
ridiculousness that you are. For contacts but Mohammed come
around to my house and I work out of my bedroom.
It's like 1:30 PM. On a Sunday.
Pajamas, yes, and I settle into my chair that's covered in

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blankets that fully recline by the.
Way. Hold on.
And I call it my girl chair. I also have to also have to add
Cassie was in a different set ofpajamas so she changed into
other pajamas. Wow, I haven't totally given up.
I did shower and wash my hair, but then I got into my matching
pajamas for again. We have people coming over
there. Put on my fancy.

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My fancy pajamas. These are my black type pajamas.
Right. So you still haven't answered my
question. How does it feel to give up?
Is it good? Yeah, you are retired.
Yeah, exactly. She has another set of pajamas
for when the Queen comes. Yeah.
What? Gary, how do you motivate her?
It's like training a dog at. Home.

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How do you keep her stimulated? You can't say I'm hungry.
No, he definitely should. And then?
You tell her what I'll. Tell her I'm hungry and then
she'll get. In the kitchen.
Oh, OK. Yeah, nice.
OK, let's get in the kitchen. Nice.
Ladies and gentlemen, in 2025, we're still telling women to get
back in the kitchen. Well, it's you love it,

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obviously. Oh, we are all women.
I love the kitchen. No, no, no, just you.
All other women actually have hope and dreams.
It's just you, vision and killer.
Pops like I'm working. I don't have time to cook at
home. Exactly, I'm a trad wife so.
You're just recently, Cassie, inthe UK, like just this week, I
think earlier this week. I got back on.

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Thursday, but you also went. Friday, yeah.
OK, but this is such a bullshit couple things.
Sometime he's like correcting each other on like the silliest
things. It was Friday and like Jesus
Christ. OK, so you went to the UK,
Cassie, to renew your passport so you can go on a different
trip? OK.
So OK, yes, explain. My friend Leila was texting me

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and she was going When does yourChina visa expire?
So I look into my passport and I'm like 02020, 2020 whatever, I
give up. How much you give up?
You give up on a sentence mid sentence.
I was looking at all the other stamps in my past when I was
thinking, Oh my God, I've had all these great adventures and I
see a stamp from 2015. I was like, I should check when

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my passport expires because I'vegot a trip in two weeks, right?
And it turns out my passport expires in December.
And I don't know if you guys know this, but I didn't.
I needed six months on my passport to travel.
So that is actually like, because there are some countries
that don't care and somehow there's some countries that are
super strict about it. Yeah.
And the ones that are I'm just kind of like, So what is the

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point of an expiration date on apassport like if you have to get
it renewed 6 months before it expires?
Right, right, right. Then your.
Passport is like 9 1/2 years not. 10 yes, correct.
So yeah, so I I run into the office here at our place and I
go to Karen. I was like, Oh my God, what am I
going to do? So.
Because Hong Kong no longer has a British passport office,
right? So the only.

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Wait, what did he do to the passport office?
I firebombed it, no. Wow.
Wait to admit a crime on record.Keep going.
They closed I think in 2014. I just, I have no idea when they
closed it because we still have an embassy.
Yeah. Anyway, I get on the phone and
I, they're like you, we can giveyou an emergency travel document
and then I get in touch with theVietnamese embassy.

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I was like, would you guys take an emergency travel document?
And. They said yes.
If it's an emergency, yes. Yes, if it's an emergency.
If it's a real emergency. And then I was like, I was like,
is doing laughing gas with my friends an emergency?
Isn't that that is actually illegal?
Isn't it like to just for you to?
Vietnam I think. Don't Fact Check me.
Yeah, I'm about to. Has his laptop open.
Yes, because he knows that I talk so much shit that he needs.

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It's the only the episode ever where I I'm actually, I need to
Fact Check everything but OK, soyou went to the UK.
Yeah, Garen was like, just just go to the UK and sort it out.
I think I was just bothering himduring what he was trying to
work right like. Just go.
You a ticket. Just go for four days, see my
grandparents, grandparents renewmy passport.
But then, yeah, so then I went to the passport office.

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You're not actually. I'm admitting to so many crimes
on this podcast. Please go ahead.
But you're not actually meant. Good for the ratings.
You're not meant to renew your passport doing the four hour 1
which is what I did. Renew it within 4 hours unless
you live in the UK. Oh right, so I was like, don't
ask me questions. Don't ask me.
I'm pretty sure they say that because you have to be there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I met another woman who lives in

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Germany and she was like, yeah, I was so worried.
They're gonna ask you questions because obviously you can't lie.
They just look at your passport.You obviously don't live in the
UK. Yeah, yeah, I managed it.
There is a famous story that youprobably cast, you know, about
from my mom when she came here on and then on episode 107 we
talk about it. Mohammed's the episode title is
Mohammed's mom flew to Hong Konga few hours for her passport

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expired. That's that that reminded me.
So this story, if you want to goback, I'll link it in the
description. If you want to go back and
listen to that. It's basically that, except that
my mom has zero travel experience and she find out at
the airport in Cairo that she's not she's she's like, oh, she
found out because she was right.The departure card, she's like,
hey, this date looks familiar. Oh, it's tomorrow.

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Well, yeah, also my, my, my friend said he was like, he was
like, oh, well, that's an understandable mistake to make
if you'd never been anywhere. Exactly.
Yeah. That is.
Exactly, and I travel like everymonth have a brag and I really
should know, but the last trip we went on when my passport was
already six months, yeah, passedwas to the UK.

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So it wasn't flagged, right, Because I'm just technically
going back to my home country, right.
Never lived there. Yeah.
So it wasn't flagged. So I didn't even think about the
six month. Rule, right?
Yeah. OK.
So and then you go to like, I'venever been to Vietnam.
I think it's the only country inthat region that I haven't been
to. And you go there and do drugs,
is that correct? Illicit substances.
Heroin. Black tar heroin mostly.

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I get it from a guy, the Mr. Bean ball.
Weak balloons. Yeah.
So what is? Yeah, what is the laughing gas
balloons? That's what a little I'm.
Never going to get a job. Wow, Wow.
Yeah, OK. Yes.
Honestly it's this is the death knell of my career path.
I I'm actually pretty sure it's legal, but the legal stuff is
like it's a little weak comparedto the illegal stuff that I've
never done. Yeah, yeah, OK.

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So let's let's just like what? What do you guys know?
What about it? Yeah, yeah, it's nitrous.
It's like a quick high, OK for like a minute.
And are you actually, like, laughing?
Like the laughing? OK.
OK. Yeah, I see.
But if you do it too quickly, you can pass out and when we
went. Feels like it feels like brain
freeze a little bit, yeah. Right when we went to Vietnam
the first time, we were in Hanoiand we saw that guy who'd

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completely passed out on the sofa.
Oh yeah, like, like completely like he went and then just
Kayode. Damn.
OK. So if you guys, just a top tip
for anybody doing illicit substances, don't get too over
enthusiastic too quickly. So.
So Cassie mentioned that bar. This One of my favorite things
about Asia is you just have veryrandom themed bars.

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Yeah. So in Hanoi they just have a Mr.
Bean bar. Oh yeah, it's in Hoya.
Sorry, Hoya, not Hanoi. Yeah, everybody should go there.
They have a. Mr. Bean Bar, it just plays Mr.
Bean. There's Mr. Bean stuff all over.
Yeah, it's even like, OK, so youknow Mars Bar.
Yeah, of course, from here. Yes, a lot of people don't know
Mars bar. Shout out to Mars Bar.
Mars Bar is a Mars Attacks themebar, like the new Mars Attacks.

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Very loose theme on. Mars.
No, no, Mars attacks the cops. That's why they have Mars
attacks posters. That aliens from Mars.
Attacks OK all. The time I'm like on Mars is a
serious. Movie I'm always I'm always
blackout drunk when I'm. In there, that's that's how
everybody is at. Mars Bar Mars Attacks is a very
weird comedy. Yes, it's a.
Yeah, it's a, it's a, It's a weird, like we're making fun.
Of or like it's a great movie inin Osaka there's a bar that is

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just a Family Guy themed. Bar I hated that place so.
Much that place, but they even was.
The. Shout out lamp thing.
Yeah, yeah, OK. There's one in two Joe as well
where the guys actually started doing KFK shows.
It started in Suzhou, not even in Shanghai and it was Turner.
It started at the Drunken Clam, one of the very earlier
versions. It was basically that.
And they also copied the whole the the bar vibe and everything.

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But when you're saying. That terrible place to be.
I walked in with Gary and I was like, we're leaving.
Why? It was just.
Great, a lot of backpackers. And it was.
Kind of creepy. Also like the.
I am not elitist. I do not care.
I don't care about backpackers. No, but like it's even things
like that. Sure, the whole bar was slanted.
Yeah, it was. It was like this place is about
to fall. Apart.
Yeah, No. And they had like a really

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narrow staircase. I was like, if I have two
drinks, I'm falling down that staircase.
So we're talking about the themebars.
And when Anthony Bourdain went to Harbin in China, there is a
theme bar that is all like Texas, like Western Oh.
I love that. Interviews the guy and he's
like, he's like, basically like a lunatic about all of these
things. But I've never been to the USI

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like this Chinese guy. And he was like fake guns and
everything. Like Yee Haw.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love school shootings.
Sorry. For Shaman, Shaman is a Oh yes
there was. In there.
That was a grill. Yeah.
Yeah. Lexus Steakhouse, Texas
Steakhouse. Yeah.
I love that. I did go to the one in Harbin,
actually, and that guy like years ago, and he was still
there. You should.
Just tell him you're American, he's going to know the

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difference. Like, you're like, howdy?
He finally makes the trip to theUS and hates it.
It's like what the? Hell, why there's so many people
on fentanyl? This is an American hatred
podcast. So, yeah, this is it's, it's
going to be travel themed given,given what we're talking about.

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But you guys do travel a lot together.
Yeah. Do you have, do you have secrets
for couples who travel together a lot And then like, you know,
how to afford. First of all, actually, let me
ask you this. What is the pettiest fight you
have had on a on a trip? Oh, you should have asked this
before so we could prepare. We've.
Also heard that. Yeah, we do.
OK, so I think that pettiest. I have a.

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Stupidest, smallest. You know, you can fight over a
Yeah. Yeah, no, yeah, I have a good
one. And Garen wasn't even there for
this fight but you still. Had.
A fight with him on my own. Yeah.
And it was just tail end of COVID, right?
And I was in Chiang Mai. I was going to Phuket to meet my
best friend Perry, who's a nervous flyer.
And she was going to Phuket. And I show up at the check in
desk. Yeah.
And they go this, this was in like, I don't know, I don't

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know, one month anyway, yeah, your ticket is for like 2 months
from now. And I was like, what?
And they were like, Garen had booked my ticket and at this
point, Garen had lost his walletand cancelled all his credit
cards, including the credit cardI had on me and.
So you can't buy a new one. Right away I was like, I was
like, when's the next flight? They're like, we don't have any

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more flights, but in Chiang Mai airport there's all these
different airport kiosks. In the US, I'd be on the no fly
list by this point. And so I go to Vietjet and
they're like, we have a flight in 20 minutes.
And I, I'm like, I try and use acredit card.
It's blocked. And I'm like fuck.
And I, I leave my suitcase rightthere and I Sprint to the ATM,
get the money out in cash, throwit down.
I don't like get me on that flight.

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I'm crying at this point like I'm so stressed out and I'm rage
texting Karen. And then I get on the flight and
he, he was like in a meeting or something right back in Hong
Kong. Yeah.
And I get on the flight and obviously he doesn't hear from
me for like 3 hours. I'm like, well, could you do
this to me so I it's not a pettyfirst of.
All right, Yeah, OK. Yeah, you're.
Let's hear the other. Side so I thought what happened?

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With what? No, no.
I. Found out by the way the there
for some reason I was like I don't remember it was via jet.
No, no, they that website was month day year, not day month.
Yeah, I was. Like no, I definitely like 7.
And then I was like. They should be illegal.
Yeah, it bought it. Bought a September 7th ticket
instead of a July 9th ticket, Right?

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Right. Well, that's not my fault.
Yeah, yeah, it's like the 07/11 or whatever.
Yeah, you know, okay. That wasn't a petty fight, but.
Yeah, what's a petty fight, Garen?
Recently I. So I I think too, if your couple
travel, you have to adapt to theshittier traveler.
So I have to adapt across. No.

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No, no. Wow.
Strong start. I can show up to an airport
within an hour to go and I'm fine.
You're right. And Cassie needs to be in the
airport like 2 1/2 hours. 3 hours an hour.
Yeah. OK.
And we can't, I can't pull her to my side right of.
Course, I just have to do I'm right?
No, you're not right. Why you?

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Here we go. Save again this.
Is the divorce podcast. So easy and by the way, and she
was doing in the US as well. I'm trying to explain to her
like, you know, when we're traveling in the US, domestic
travel, there's. No, it's a bus like everything.
I super. I like being in the airport.
It's calming. This is what I viewed myself.
I just let you guys. I can get shopping we've.

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Also never been to airports in the US which you were like oh
these are shitty. They're.
Pretty good the ones we've been,no?
No, the New Orleans one was OK because it was new.
Well then we had that horrible fight anyway.
What is the petty fight we've gotten into so I can fight you
on it? No, you know what?
I'll I'll think of one. I'll come.
Back Yeah, OK, all right, yeah, OK so tell me the easier
question, which is like the the secrets just to like, you know

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have fun as a as a couple traveling a lot.
Plan in advance. Yeah, we because we make
spreadsheets. No, no, you know what we make,
But no, no, we. And this is a new thing because
if you plan in advance, you're also going to fight in advance.
So that's you get. That out of the way, let's go.
Where would you do that? Stupid idea.
Yeah. But then if we plan it in

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advance, then we get there, we're like see, no fighting
anymore, OK, Yeah. So.
But I mean, I'm also a crazy person if you look at my
Instagram save folder. And this is actually a good tip
for people who travel. I save everything into folders
for cities that I have no plans on going to.
But if I see something, I'll save it just in case I go right?
And then once I get all this information, I plot it on a map

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in the city. And so I'm the ideas guy and
Garen is the scheduling. Right, right.
Yeah. And like.
Here's 20 places. It's more like 150.
Days. OK, that is overwhelmed.
And then he'll be like, he'll belike, oh, OK, well, we're
staying in this area and these are the places.
Because he knows I hate being intraffic.
Like that's one of my pet peevesand I will go crazy.
Like when we were in Egypt, I was going crazy.

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Yeah, well, that's the whole. Pity is no.
Because Garen, we'd get in the car and Garen would go, oh, it's
great. There's like no traffic today.
I was like, why did you say, well, and that's actually a
petty fight we got into because I was like, stop saying, oh
great, there's no traffic. I'm just like why?
We run into a traffic jam. Jinxing.
Jinxing is not a thing, right? It's only a thing in sports.
That's all. I don't believe in any of the

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jinxes. Except when it comes to sports.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, you can't say we're gonna.But but like one of talking of
like fighting and advance which we should have done where we got
engaged. Quite in advance is a great.
It's a genuinely a good tip. Well, when we when we got
engaged, we we got engaged in Rome and I didn't know this was
coming and like my family have ahouse just outside of Rome.
So I grew up going every summer to Rome, and Garen had planned

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this trip in Rome without askingme.
So you didn't even know you're going to Rome?
No, no, I knew I was going to Rome, but he, he'd, he'd, I kind
of left it to. Him.
Right, right, right. OK.
And he'd planned and bless him. Like I I was being such a bitch.
I I do own up, just for once in my life.
Yeah. Yeah.
What? I was about to propose to you,
yeah. And he was like.
So you were. Just like you know what?
Not doing this anymore. Yeah, take it aback.

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Fight. Damn.
So wait, what? What were you flipping out
about? I was flipping.
Out because it was like thirsty stuff and there were people.
OK, OK, OK. We we were staying at the state
Regis and we've gotten a. Dude, that is like, yeah, that
is full. Like that is just like I
shouldn't be doing. Why?
Like like oh, Spanish steps. I've been to the Spanish Steps

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like a million times. Why are we going here?
Yeah. And what would you have been as
well or no? When I was like way younger.
Probably right. So he had the excuse like, I
wanna see them. Right.
And because he was trying to propose and he had all these
ideas and this. Don't you have like 2020
eyesight and yet you did not seethe massive red flag going?

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Yeah. And you're like, I should still
lock that in. He'd booked this restaurant.
I changed it last minute to like, my family's favorite
restaurant. And like, you'd booked, like, a
more private restaurant. And I booked a restaurant where
we're half an inch from the Yeah.
You're like your legs are touching.
I was like, no, no, trust me, you don't want to eat at that
tourist. Trap you're gonna eat here.
Right. But by the way, I have another

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tip. Yeah, I don't.
I don't know how I can train yourself to do this.
Yeah, I have a very good autopilot.
And I think it's because as longas you keep thinking about what
you want to do, you build that autopilot.
And I say this because so I joined Cassie in London a few
months ago when we went and I had a flight at 8:00 in the
morning, right? So I'm like, OK, So.
Oh. I remember that I probably, I

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remember that I was with you. So I and and that's a good story
show and I told him I was like, yeah, I'm probably not going out
because got my flight tomorrow. Yeah.
And then and then Phil, who bestfriend was, yeah, he's like,
they want to come over and chillfor a bit, like, yeah.
Phil from side show, the previous guest.
Just got my side show. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Oh my God. Well, I got a side show story

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later, Yes, but. So when it fills, you know, it's
10:00. Yeah.
Be here for a few hours. Ended up coming home at, I don't
know, 1:32 AM. Right.
OK, that's fine. I wake up you.
Also asked me to call you and I called you about 10.
Yeah, I woke up. I missed all my alarms.
I woke up at 6:30. So the flight is in an hour and
a half and I haven't left my house.

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But here's the thing. I was like, Oh my God, I'm so
screwed. And I I wake up and my bags were
packed and my passport and my clothes I was gonna wear it was
laid out. My wait a second.
You did. This you did this.
Yeah. And then by the way, by the way,
we have a dog Cam. Yeah, that just records what
happens during the day and then deletes that.
Yeah, but I was like, okay, whathappened last night?

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And I just like. Drunkenly packed my like I was
just walking around like I packed everything and I woke up.
I was like, God, I was like, thank you, drunk Gary.
I also actually I have, I was flying somewhere as well.
I didn't know that. Like now look at it now think
it's like go to Shanghai or something.
So we had this conversation. I'm like oh we can have my last

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message to you was at 10:33 PM which is Oh yeah see see if you
can make it to the first airportexpress at 5:50.
We can have breakfast at the airport haha.
Next morning 620 yo hope you woke up on time.
Voice call, no answer. Call it to wake you up and then
637 your flights at what 8637 message from you?

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Fuck. By the way, by the way, here's
the thing. Wait wait, I will need to cab.
Haha fuck. When I woke up and I saw the
suitcase, yeah, I was the back of my mind's like, wait, how
much do I trust drunk Garen thateverything I needed was packed?
I'm like, screw it, I have passport, let's go.

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And then thankfully, like, open the suitcase when I got to the
airport, like, damn, great job, folded everything.
Good job. Is drunk Garen.
Good job. By the way.
The rest of these messages I'm gonna whatever, I'm just going
to say. So these messages, you go fuck.
And I go oh man, I'm at the airport if you need me to do
anything. And you go tell my I wait, lol
And I go, I have a solid idea that can make you only your

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flight wait. Only your flight wait.
But I can't tell you on here. And you go LOL.
Pull that lever in your jacket. I'm like, no, it involves an
anonymous tip. Go to our way.
It involves Mohammed with any backpack.
And he goes just to. Make your sleeve. 7/25 he goes

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made it. Fuck I'm like nice well done.
Hopefully you have a nice business class bed.
He goes unlikely. Fuck, I should have recorded
that yesterday. Yeah, I got to the airport at
7:25. Crazy.
For an 8:00 AM flight. That's my idea of hell, and by
the. Way still haven't even boarding
by the time I got. To the I'm like fuck yeah and

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then my my my a photo from me onmy plane and I go I'm in poor
man's first class, last seat by the toilets haha.
But I moved here voluntarily. So this is this is a fight that
we have on almost every trip because we do.
Love everything just for just for.
It's a very specific the audience can judge it's.

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A very specific fight because I am a light Packer, right?
I know exactly what I need and Ibecause of that even on long
trips I can do carry ONS like Ohyeah, especially if I know like.
No, not not Cassie for sure. Yes.
Yeah, and what? About my IG grid.
That's yeah, your banker fuckingla Boo Boo is.
Also one of the ways, like, that's also one of the ways I

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can get through the airport so quickly, right?
I have to check in and have to line up.
Yeah. And Cassie is always like, oh,
we need the big suitcase. Oh, I need it's for shopping.
No, but sometimes like I need options.
Yeah, but just. In case just.
In case we get invited to like afancy party, I need a bull gown.
Like a. Bull gown What are you and then
housewife is 50 bull gowns. Have you seen how many bull

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gowns like so? She was she was packing.
She was packing for her flight on Monday.
Yeah. So again, she's leaving Monday.
Yeah, she's back on Friday with a Thursday night flight.
So she's only there for three nights.
Yeah. And then she takes out the big
ass suitcase like what are? You doing it's for shopping and
it. Ended up filling it.
Up days no, but I ended up filling it up because I bought

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cheese. With what money?
With my money from my very profitable Instagram career.
Shout out chaos on the car for. Sure, but you know.
What? This one loads of money because.
This one, because this one, likeI wasn't on the trip.
I'm like, I'm not even going to bother, right Sometimes Like
dude, we're going to Osaka for like 4 days.
What do we need? The big ass suitcase?

(23:54):
Yeah, she's like, well, just, you know, I need like 5 coats in
case it's cold. There has been, there has been
one occasion where I've packed aridiculously formal outfit and
it paid off. When I got invited to that party
at The Four Seasons and Chiang Mai randomly and I had an
outfit, thank goodness, because my normal Chiang Mai outfits
wouldn't have cut it. So it's good that I had a ball
gown. I.
I cause 'cause he lost for Cassie, cause Cassie keeps

(24:18):
lining up for things. Yeah, like so I.
Came line up, line up and I. Heard in a big suitcase.
You're forcing me to get into a line, right?
Don't want? This is amazing.
OK, so travel tips with the withthe most chaotic couple, right?
Now also, oh, oh, sorry, we found that goes we found a
secret tip recently. Oh, please.
So if you ask, and this is this is for people with miles.

(24:41):
Yes, if you ask for flight upgrades at the gate, yeah,
like, oh, is there a way to upgrade?
At the gate, not at the check in, yeah.
At check in. I'm sorry, or or.
At the check in. OK, check in.
This doesn't happen all the time, but every now and then
they'll be like Oh yeah there isa flight available for upgrade
and those miles significantly cheaper than if you like online

(25:02):
if you want to upgrade in advance.
Oh, really? Because it's kind of last
minute. So they're like, yeah, they're
just we take the deal. And like almost, almost like 50%
less. Miles, that's crazy.
It was. I, yeah, I, I, I paid 27,000.
That the Yeah. Not dollars.
Miles. Yeah.
Yeah. So that's can you trade miles as
well? No, we we have a shared credit

(25:23):
card that gets miles. So we both I see.
We both pay equal halves of that.
And and we're a. 5050 relationship.
Was. Sure.
It was the equivalent of like 2700, maybe $3000 to upgrade
from economy to premium economy for a London flight.
So what? And that's crazy.

(25:44):
And usually what would cost is minimum, yeah, like 5 grand,
Yeah. So and it shout outs to the
Cathay Pacific Aria planes because my premium economy seat
felt like business class. Like yes it didn't fully recline
but they gave me the front seat with so I had all the extra
like. I feel like you shout out.
Cathay Pacific. Not like there are.
Clients of mine and. Cathay Pacific all the time.

(26:06):
And I feel like Cassie, you're pretty close to asking to get
your girl chair with you on the plane.
If you're not, I'm really I'm really tempted to post a photo.
Yeah, we'll upload a picture. OK.
And. How?
Ridiculous. This chair, it's like a grandpa
recliner. It is.
Yeah, it's literally like you also have the the bit.

(26:27):
On yeah, it pops up. I'll, I'll, I'll resign it for
four. Things every time you see those
like, you know, when you get Instagram ads for like, oh, that
looks like an interesting product or whatever, most of
those, most of those things you see on Instagram, it's drop
shipping. It's drop shipping.
So it's like, hey, we found thisthing on China and people talk
about yeah, yeah. And so we're going to sell it at
a higher rate and sure redirect.Let me just tell that.

(26:49):
So yeah, exactly every time I see one of those Instagram ads.
You just take a photo. Yes, yes.
And do Taobao search. Because we were like, oh, this
couch. I'm like, oh, that couch is.
It's literally the same one, yeah.
Cassie's look at this couch like, oh, isn't this great?
Like it has $4000. Wait a second screenshot Taobao.
It's like $1000. No crazy.
Holy shit. Coffee tables The marble coffee
tables here are from Taobao. We paid 1000.

(27:11):
No, no, I stayed here before andlike something fell on my head.
I'm like Taobao, I know that. We are the cheapest people
you'll ever meet. Exactly.
I know that this is not this is not what it looks like.
I know that very well. OK.
So travel, going back to travel stories, is there a place that
you guys come back to in in either in Asia or Europe a lot?

(27:32):
Chiang Mai, obviously I go. Back a lot, Chasi goes to Chiang
Mai a lot are we've been maybe three times.
We really enjoy Osaka. And Taipei we've been.
Taiwan we've yeah, Taiwan we went a.
Lot 1 time. We went five times in a year.
Yeah, we went five times. Well, 5:00.
Times in a year. It's also like an hour away,
which is crazy. It's.
Like another travel hack if you.I think we did it once, which is

(27:55):
if you fly any flight to the US from Taiwan, it is significantly
cheaper than flying on a home really.
And so. So even if you book from here,
like the sector, so like you have to fly yourself because.
It's, it's what? So a lot of flight costs are
based on the airport you fly outof, which is why, for example,

(28:15):
flights out of London are so expensive.
And So what we, the airport tax,what we did once is like we were
doing a trip. That's another let's, yeah,
let's fly back via Amsterdam andjust take the train to Amsterdam
and like, right, right, right. Stuff there.
Yeah, so. Don't, but the airport to
Amsterdam is a good nightmare. But it's good because it's
inside the city. And so, so a lot of people, my,

(28:36):
what my parents would start doing every time they go to the
US is they'll fly to Taiwan in the morning from Hong Kong and
almost all the flights to the USfrom Taiwan are late at night,
so. You just have a day.
Just have a day, yeah? And you know they fly business
because they're fancy old people, right?
And they save like $13,000. That's.
Crazy. Yeah.
Wow, that is a. Really.
And then we I. Asked anywhere in the US, too.

(28:58):
Yeah, pretty much anywhere. And I asked people at Cathay and
they're like, Oh yeah, a lot of people do that.
Yeah, yeah. But yeah, if you buy the flight
from here through Taiwan, it's more expensive so you have to
just buy 2 separate tickets. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And also like you're, you're notgonna buy the Taiwanese airlines
like Eva Air or. Yeah, yeah.
Here anyway. Yeah, Yeah, OK.

(29:19):
True, although Eva air is prettynice.
Yeah, the Eva Air, we were firstfor business and that's.
Really nice business. It was really nice.
Yeah. OK.
Did you, did you guys think of the the petty fight, think of
like hotels maybe or like yeah. You don't argue about hotels
usually. I so OK, this is this is not,
this is not a Cassie thing. Yeah, well, it is a Cassie.
Oh, but I've noticed it's not a Cassie thing like it is.

(29:41):
It is because, like comedians, when we're travelling solo, we
kind of don't give. A fuck.
So it's it's not a Cassie thing.No.
Well, no. So so like no, as in like when
we travel like I'm I I just needa place to stay.
Sure, Yeah, yeah. And and for comics and for
people who don't, but you also. Need a place with a big TV even
though we don't watch? The TV when comics are on the
road, we're usually set up at like usually three star hotel.

(30:05):
Sometimes the hotel is nice or we're set up at like some weird
Airbnb. Or a shower.
Or. We live in that or we.
Live in that. That freaking hotel in in little
India, Yeah. Probably we're.
Saying that we go or. Like in.
He does a buyout now. He doesn't book hotels in.
Taiwan, where we just like we stay at Sam Yarbs's place, where

(30:26):
Sam stays with the skull. This is things that.
I've done don't. Don't say that I freak flipped
out about Oh no. Cassie flip both the Umar
actually. Sam.
Yarbs, both the Umar Hotel and Sam Yarbs's place, she was like,
what the hell, we're getting a hotel where the And then the
reason why I said. Sam upgraded now to a much
bigger apartment where you can still stay with him.

(30:46):
Yes, and his cat. And his girlfriend.
This was in the basement with jail cells on the window and and
a shower over the toilet. Poop and shower at the same
time. Fantastic.
Can we bleep? No, it's OK.
I so I mentioned this to Andy and and he's like, Oh my God,

(31:06):
the same thing when I started, when I started traveling with
Karina on comedy. Now we start having to book nice
hotels. Of course he's like before, when
it's just us, we're like, yeah, let's stay in a hall.
Yeah, yeah, of course. Especially when you know, like
you're staying with your buddy or like you're actually saving
money. It's like why would I buy a like
a fancy hotel for the night but you also after the show you're
usually going out and in. Late night, it's funny.

(31:28):
So now whenever I go, when I travel and they're like, oh, we
have a if it's if. I know it's not like a fancy
hotel. Yeah, shout out to spicy comedy,
cuz yeah, they'll set you up at the Hyatt Andaz in Shintendi.
Yeah. That was so nice.
Yeah, that's insane. But like, if I know the type of
place we're usually staying at, I was like, you know what, What
is the budget you have in cash? You can even give it to me

(31:49):
slightly less. Yeah, I'll just book my own
hotel. And they're like, oh, 'cause you
have like, points and stuff. Like no, I I got my wife.
She's gonna be a real bitch boy.Yeah, I know.
Sorry, my wife suffers from chronic bitch syndrome and she
can't stay. There to it like to be fair,
I've I've told this to other comics and they're like, yeah,
if you're bringing your like partner or girlfriend or

(32:10):
boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, they don't.
Yeah, it's a whole different. Yeah, you gotta.
You gotta stay in there. Yeah, it's like slumming it with
your boys. It's bonding it.
Also used to like when I first started travelling and touring.
I just like what friend do I have that lives in that city
that I'm going to sleep on their.
Couch. Yes.
Yes. Exactly.
But I like I it's not even like a like a snobby thing.

(32:31):
It is a snobby thing, but it's also I hate sharing space with
people. So I don't like staying at other
people's places. Like I barely like staying in
the same hotel, not same hotel room, same hotel as my friends.
I don't like that. Yeah.
Well, you so you want to have your own room even and if you're
travelling with your friends. Yeah, there's no way I would.
Never. You would.
Want to be in a different? Hotel.

(32:52):
Different hotel. Oh, different hotel.
Not even the. Same.
OK my friends don't understand personal space.
OK they all. Right name names.
We don't. We don't know.
We know who we're talking about as soon as they know your room
number. Right.
They show up. So we we were we were on a trip
where we had an Airbnb and and Cassie thought it would be a
great idea. I didn't think it was a great
idea. No, it was your idea.

(33:14):
It was. Not my idea, my friend's idea.
Ended up she ended up hating it because Cassie's not a morning
person and all her friends were so they just like get into the
room at night. I was like.
Oh, and they get mad at if I lock my door.
It's like great personal offenseto them, right?
And then. Like how dare you door?
Locked. I'm like, because I don't want
to see you right now. We don't have to spend every

(33:36):
waking moment together. Right, Yeah, but what's the
point of travelling then if you're gonna if you're not gonna
hang out with your friends? I gotta take their side a bit.
Mealtimes, yes. Mealtimes, it's not boarding
school anymore. Mealtimes, you're an adult.
Anytime can be meal time if you wanted to be.
I mean. That's like, that sounds like
school where adults now No Cassie has nap times.

(33:59):
Travel schedule I was just. Telling you you're doing
everything backwards. I'm regressing.
I'm as a person. I bet you're buttoning like.
You have to, you have to know. You have to know their.
Like you really have to know travel habits tonight.
Yeah, like, I used to, like, have a packed travel schedule.
Yeah, which at certain places, like Cassie will just get

(34:21):
grumpy. And I'm like, oh, because she
hasn't napped today. Now when I do schedule like a
human baby. I would love, I would love,
yeah, exactly. Like if you guys aren't like
some like by the Eiffel Tower orsomething and then you have to
go on the side and put her head on your on your neck for like 20
minutes. What is very strange?
I'm putting her down for a nap. Very.
Strange though, I got to say it,but we're here.

(34:41):
Karen, you're a pedophile. When we're here, Cassie is not a
morning person. Yeah, but when we travel, Cassie
is like, very. Yeah, I'm really annoying.
I'm like 7:00 AM I'm like, let'sgo, let's go and then by but.
For 2:00 PM, I'm not, I'm not a morning person, right?
Obviously I work a job now I have to wake up even earlier,
Yes. So when I'm on vacation, that's

(35:04):
for me to sleep in. Right.
So you guys are opposite of bothdirections I'm.
Suddenly. Like stimulating.
You're so compatible guys. Love how your schedules are
aligning everywhere. And I just wanted to say
yesterday was our wedding signing anniversary.
Wedding Signing. Yeah.
So when we signed the paper. Is that the one that you had in?

(35:24):
His Yes, yes, yes. Oh yeah, that was.
Yeah, somebody didn't get me flowers, so I bought myself
flowers. Oh wow.
And then you played the song to yourself.
I can buy myself. And I texted Gary and going oh
babe, you remembered. So passive aggressive.
Did you write a note from him onhis?
Behalf dear Honey bun, I love travelling with you, love Gary

(35:48):
you're. The best wife I can ask for.
Yeah, he was working. Yeah, yeah.
No shit I was. Working so that you could take a
flight to renew a passport. For a boys.
Trip yes well also those whole like the passport renewal thing
is a scam if you do it here it'sso expensive just forget about

(36:09):
the time that. You want to make a time, so so
for for. Like for us, it's genuinely
almost as expensive to fly to the.
UK specifically, yeah. You have two options.
So you can send it back to the UK or you can send it back to
the nearest passport office, which is the Philippines.
And so on. I would less than six months,
no, but. Also, so many people, Yeah.
So Cassie should have to cancel that flight.
But if you're doing passport renewals generally, like if

(36:30):
you're not in a rush situation, I hear about people doing the
Philippines options all the timeand they're like, we've never
received your passport and they're like, where?
Did the passport? What?
Yeah, no, like. Lost in the mail or like the
Philippines, the bureaucracy is just like someone forgot to hand
something to someone else I. Would just love to see that
passport that has like CassandraThomas and then clearly a
Filipino person's face. Actually this is this is a fight

(36:52):
because like so when we first started dating, so like 11 years
ago now, Cassie was like for some reason just anti travel.
She's like, I have Hong Kong andMacau, that's all.
I need I grew up travelling so much.
My father did PR for all the major right, so we were
travelling. Yeah, but she was anyways.
And I felt like I'd see how the world I had enough.
Right. Like I don't need to travel.
I got Hong Kong, Macau and to the point where like I'd lost my

(37:15):
I was like, I was like, hey, let's go on a trip together like
a year into our relationship andshe's like, well, I don't have a
passport. So I'm like just, you know, and
I'm like. Just wait.
You're like, who's the American you?
Know so I said so I said like sojust apply for a passport it's
like you know how hard it is to apply and she starts freaking
out and he's like for Auk passport you need 2 British
citizens of. To vouch for you, yes, and.

(37:38):
They have signed your pictures of standing and she's like, who?
Who do we know who is British brother?
Standing was like, dude, all of Hong Kong.
I work in an office. Craig could do it.
And then she's like, no, you have to have like specific jobs.
Well, you used to, you used to have to be a civil servant.
That was the own right? So.
That. Government.
Basically, yeah. That's not the day, Anyone.
Who worked for the government? Yeah, I think they changed.

(37:58):
It and then I, I was like, I looked up.
Yeah, you could have looked it up.
That's why you you couldn't eventake that one.
Why would I do it if I had you to do?
It so I looked it up. Because he wasn't your husband
yet he's some guy you're dating.He looked he was trying to
smash, so he. Was fair.
No, we were already smashing so I looked it up.
That's why you stay. Key on on the list.
On the list, Yeah, one of the jobs was Teacher.

(38:21):
I'm like, are you kidding me? That's literally all of Hong
Kong, yeah. How many British?
Teachers, my God. I just I just.
Went away, by the way. She's like, yeah, but they have
to prove that they know me. And I'm like.
First of all, they're never going to check.
No. And second of all, you know,
British. And you know what?
I got so frustrated. I'm like, I just took the form.
Yeah. And I got Craig to sign it, and

(38:42):
I got my boss. I was like, my boss is English.
I was like, hey, could you sign this for my wife to get a
password? Yeah.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. And it like for all 'cause she
was freaking out for months and the amount of time it took me to
get it done was like a day. Ohhh yeah I like all.
Behind him while he was on the computer going, wow, this man, I
just married him. And I just wanted to say for the

(39:03):
record that I appreciate you andeverything you do for me.
Yeah, I'm gonna cut. I'm gonna cut this.
And she was. Sitting in the gross as she was
sitting in the passport renewal office, looking at all the pages
like this was all him. Yeah.
Every visa I've ever gotten, every flight that's gonna be.
I've never booked a flight myself in my life.
Do you either be my family travel agent or Garen?

(39:25):
Do you have a travel like a destination that you guys want
to go to like that is like a dream?
Destination. Maybe you're saving up for?
Or something. When we went to Egypt, we
specifically wanted cuz usually when we travel, it's like, hey,
I wanna take you to a place thatI really like that you've never
been to or vice versa. Yes.
And so when we went to Egypt, itwas like a first, like let's

(39:45):
both pick a place that we've never, we've both never.
For our honey, right? So we went to Egypt for our
honeymoon. And lately we've been trying to
find, obviously there's stuff tovisit family or yes, two gigs,
but we try to find one place a year of like, hey, we both never
been. Yeah, let's do that.
But I went to Georgia last year and I loved that so much.

(40:06):
And I so want to bring Garen because it's such like a
underrated oh, now people are gonna go, it's gonna get
expensive because I'm so famous,because I'm so much rich.
Yeah, yeah, sure. Yes, yeah.
George, you ever? Travel if you.
Single handedly will make Georgia.
I'm reviving Georgian tourism. Wow, step at a.
Time. From your like grandpa grinder
chair. This is.

(40:27):
Usually almost horizontal. This is not a.
This is not a argument thing, this is AI love her so much.
Though both. Both.
Both Cassie and my buddy Craig, they like, they both get annoyed
when there are moments of like, oh, my ego's about to explode,
right? So Cassie doesn't like that in
Hong Kong, but especially doesn't like that in travel.

(40:48):
And there was one time we were on actually going to Amsterdam
from London. Oh my.
God. And then there was like.
Rolling her eyes so. Hard.
There were these, there were these, there was this.
Like the the the guy, the conductor.
This is the worst moment of my life and my dad died a week
before my wedding. He's like, he's, he's staring at
us. Yeah.
And Cassie's like, oh, shit. Did we buy the wrong tickets or

(41:10):
in the wrong seats? Like, first of all, she was like
trying to imply it was my fault,Right.
He's like, oh, I think you bought the wrong tickets.
Do do we? Are we supposed to get off in
Paris? Is it Amsterdam?
Like, I keep staring at us. We're in trouble.
And so he walks up to us and he's like, hey, are you a
comedian? I was like, like, he's like,
hey, yeah. I was like, why?

(41:30):
He's like me and my friends. I went to visit one of my best
friends in Shanghai. Yeah.
And we went to watch the finals of the Shanghai.
Yes, yes, yes. He's like, yeah, you were.
Really good. And he was like, can I take a
picture with you? No.
I wanna kill this man. I wanna kill.
Yeah. I was like, I wanna kill this
man in his sleep. And you're.
Not, you know, like the GIF of like the black guys go.
She's like, you are not going tobuy.

(41:51):
I was like, I was like, wait a second.
So I'm on a train from London toAmsterdam and a French guy
recognized me from a show I did in Shanghai.
Yeah, yeah. To be fair though, I did get
recognized in Melbourne at that bar and that girl goes are you
Cassidy from Chaotic because sheused to work at the Pontiac.
Though I just got recognized because I go to bars.
All right. Yeah, not for you also travel,

(42:11):
Yes, now you're for actual contributions to society.
And yeah, no, also that on Chaotic there's not a lot of
like, so like faces behind the account anyway.
So it's a lot of memes. Right.
Yes. Facebook group do people I guess
because there's link to like actual account, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. So the Facebook group, because
before we when we first started,it was quite small.

(42:34):
I remember there is an episode with you giving the history of
chaotic. Well, it's also.
It's also because like it is. Linked to my Facebook.
The Facebook, The Facebook groupwas private and you invite
people and then the Instagram's public.
Right, that's what. You know, expanded.
Things, yeah, we're like pretty strict on people.
So I just thought of another travel thing.
Yes. It's not a fight.
It's just something I get to laugh at Cassie at.

(42:54):
Yeah, because she does this thing of like when people and
this happened a few times. But usually when people stare at
Cassie, she will think. She will think of the worst of
them. Right.
Yeah. She will think of the like.
So we were in, we were in Taiwan, we were at some pool
party and we're just chilling atthe pool and there's, there's a,
there's a group of girls from across the pool and they keep

(43:16):
staring at us white girls. And Cassie's like, Oh my God,
look at the fucking racist bitches.
He's like, wow, they're no, no, they're, they're staring.
They're staring at us being like, ohh, that that white girl
is with that Asian guy and they're just right, right,
right. I'm.
Like they were like staring at us and laughing.
And I was like, I was like, I don't think they're think we're.
I don't think they're racist. And she's like, no, they're.

(43:37):
Fucking I was like coming up with all these reasons they
could be staring at us. And then anyway, like about two
months later, we're at Mcsorley's, RIP Mcsorley's.
And we're sitting on the outsideat the patio.
It was downstairs from our apartment.
Yeah. And those girls walked by.
The same guards. So they, they, they would have
been like, I guess vacationing. Yes, yes, yes.

(43:58):
And they walked by and they're like, they look at Cassie, like,
hey, you guys were at the W Hotel at a pool party in Taiwan,
like a few months ago. Yeah.
And they just went, where did you get that dress?
That dress was. So pretty, Oh my.
Gosh, yellow. Dress.
I hope you felt terrible about yourself.
I didn't I'm. Like, yeah, see.
See. The time I want to end on

(44:20):
something spicy to put you both on the spot.
A few months ago, maybe a year ago, you were an LA party and we
got oh. My God.
That's what I want to end on, yes.
So we were getting some crazy videos from both of you.
Yeah, this was this is this is probably our most wild travel
story. Yes, yes, I actually had that in

(44:40):
mind to close with. It so so we were we were we got
to. Shout out Hotel Ziggy.
Hotel Ziggy, right? Because I want you to stay
there. Because they filmed an episode
of Mountain Hump Rules there. Yeah, there was featured in.
My favorite show. Anyway, it wasn't.
It was actually an OK hotel. The right the the rooms.
Smelled a little OK anyway. Anyway, yeah.
So you guys are just the back story here.

(45:01):
You guys are travelling in America, You're in LA now,
staying in a hotel. That from the dumb show you
like. And then it's not a dumb show,
so. It's a show you like, so it's
dumb once you. Arrive and it's that that area,
yes, is very West. Hollywood friendly.
OK, Hollywood, we hope. Yes.
So when we get there, when we get there, they're like, hey, by
the way, there's like lesbian pool party going.

(45:22):
On well, no, the bartender said to me while I was waiting for
you, she goes, are you queer? And I was like, I was like,
she's like, cuz we've got like a, a lesbian pool party later.
And I was like sort of, but I'm with my husband.
So not tonight. Yes, there's a there's a bar
with a patio. Sorry, there's a bar and there's
a patio outside and it overlooksthe pool, right?

(45:43):
So we're like, we're not going to join in on the pool party,
but we're going to chill. By the You chill and have a
drink, yes, Yeah. And there was a really drunk
Latina girl who her friends brought up and they're like.
She's got this huge BBL, which is a Brazilian butt lift.
But yeah, so one of them, she has this huge butt.
Yeah. And they basically take the fat
from your stomach and inject it into your butt.

(46:04):
And it's like a Kim Kardashian at the peak.
And by the way, she was the moststereotypically Latina person
ever. Like, I was just listening to
her. I'm like, she needs a reality,
Right, Right, right. And and they and she was, she
was helping out. She was helping out this drunk
friend. OK.
And they had another black friend with them.
So yes, two Latina people. Sound like my dad telling a
story. Just unnecessary race

(46:26):
qualifiers. They're helping out their drunk
friend. We're helping out her as well.
Well, yeah, that she needs some food and.
Then there's some N words in thecorner, you know?
Anyway, so the the. Say it.
I don't so. So the black woman was like I
gotta get something for my car right?
And then the 2 girls start fighting.
Right, like straight up screaming.
The girl with the BB. I was like, why?

(46:48):
You never talked to me, You never asked me out.
You were like, why? As soon as the third person
walked out, yeah, they. Started so they started fighting
and then. And Garen and I are about a
meter away from them, Right we are.
So we're listening to. Americans don't understand that
you're about you're. Entertainment.
It is the most entertainment ever, right?
And I could hear as they're fighting.
And it was something about like,oh, you know, like.

(47:10):
You're embarrassing me. Look at those people right
there, right? Embarrassing me, all my friends
and you ought to be drummer. You did this all the time and
then suddenly, like it turned. No, but wait, wait.
But she while they were fighting, she goes and look like
there's there's people right there like why are you yelling
at me? And she's like, they're not
paying attention, they're not fighting.
You guys, they're not testing you guys, they're.

(47:32):
Like they're they're paying attention was no no, sorry her
exactly was like they mind theirown business.
I was. Like.
They're not minding their own business at.
All so then it's easy as people.There's a part that turns.
Live reporting. Second by second, where there's
fighting becomes flirty, right And they start flirting and
they're like, oh girl, it's like, oh, it's like, oh, I like
when your fingers up. And anyway, I'm facing away from

(47:53):
them, right? Cassie's looking at them, but I
can hear and. I'm just going.
My mouth starts to like I can hear them, like wider.
I can hear them making out, right.
And I'm like, oh, look. And Cassie's like no, no, no,
she, she's fingering her right now.
I'm like, what? I'm like, no, she's no, she's
not. No, she's.
Wearing this thong I. Don't know how explicit that.
How explicit we can, yeah. No, please go ahead.

(48:14):
Like thong bikini right at first.
It's a pool party. Yes, on.
The table yes by the way I'm enacting yes for the viewers
pleasure and she slides the thong way right to the side and
shows her full. Vagina and then so so I'm like.
And so she's just like looking at.
Us she's like has like no way, no fucking way.
And I'm like, what? There's no way this happens.

(48:34):
Is how we keep our relationshipsspicy.
I'm facing the other direction right, So I'm like this is no, I
don't believe you. And Cass is like, you know what,
let's wait. No, no pose by the pool and I'm
going to pretend to take a photoof you.
That was a video of the people by and then shows me the photo
and at the moment I guess it. Was a video.
It was a video. Yes, I remember so.
You might have seen it we. Have seen the video.

(48:55):
Behind me. So the girl has gotten onto the
table and. This is not a nice.
Hotel other girl is just eating her ass and I'm like they are on
meter behind us it. Was so crazy and this is a nice
hotel. This is just off the lobby be by
the way. You could walk in and see right
down there and you could see full full lesbian like action.

(49:15):
Yeah, action and. So, so we're just like, OK, we,
we can't move. You're like, this is every porn
I watch in. Real life, yeah.
I wasn't letting him let. It just like maybe maybe we
should find out, like, I don't know, like you go to the room to
get a vape pod or something. Yeah.
So they'll be like, oh, we shouldn't do this.
They're right here. Why?
Why are you trying to stop? Them anyway, so apparently I
went. It did not stop them.

(49:36):
It's not stop them. And as Tess tells me, like the
So if you want to smoke, you have to be in that area, right?
Right. Right so this this yeah this
blonde girl comes in and the girl looks up for me to saw the
girl's pussy and goes what you looking at Malibu Barbie?
Holy shit. And then it did get a little sad

(49:58):
because we're like sitting thereand the black girl comes back
right? Now it was very clear that the
black girl has a crush on the BBL girl.
Right, Right. Right.
Yeah. And she got was like, oh, this
is what you're going to do. You know what?
Like. Get your shit out of my car.
Shit out of my car. It's like something about like
including the strap. Yeah, yeah.

(50:18):
It's like get your strap and. Get out of my car, strap on out
of my. Car Are you sure that you were
not filming an episode? Of real show I was like, get
this, get Andy Cohen in the camera so.
As this was happening, yeah. So the whole reason we're there
is because we had a dinner reservation nearby, right?
At the Vanderpump Rules restaurant and then finally.
Our reservation was finally here, yeah.

(50:39):
You know what? Our Uber.
This is so funny. Yeah.
So like we're in the Uber and we're telling this.
We're like, oh, it's while whilewe were messaging you guys,
right? And like leaving voice messages.
Well, I can't believe this happened.
We're just acting this whole thing.
I'm calling my sister like. Yes.
I thought, I thought. We might appreciate.
It and like I thought you guys were all nice and calm you guys
are you guys call gay men filthyyou guys are filthy and anyway

(51:02):
as a homophobic part no it is soas we're.
Saying, I mean, it has nothing to do with this episode.
It is. As we're saying all this, so our
Uber ride is like less than 10 minutes and our Uber is about to
arrive and the Uber driver turnsaround is like, hey, I'm sorry,
I I'm overhearing your conversation.
I need to see this video. And we showed on the video.
He's like, Oh my God, that is amazing.

(51:25):
I didn't know what you guys are talking about.
It sounds so funny. He's like, this sounds crazy,
showed. Up the video and he's like.
Wow can we post the videos We. Can post on the Patreon.
No, no, no, no, no. I don't know.
With no faces of you guys. Well, no, it's just like my
face. Because I.
I remember. I because I just remember, I
could hear and I thought they were like, I thought they were

(51:48):
like weirdly making out and kindof like they're not making out.
They're not making out. I'm like not no.
Casino, it's like she's. Like you're eating her, eating
her. Like there's no fucking.
Lips, you think? Yeah.
That should be the podcast. These are not the lips you're
looking for. Yeah, Karen's parents are

(52:09):
listening to this. I'm really sorry.
Guys, this is amazing thank you so much I you know we kept
kidding we kept we kept upping the stakes and you guys
delivered so thank you so much we're going to close the Patreon
where we are doing the similar thing but with names for the
Patreon. You can pay five U.S. dollar and
then. Honestly, this is this is a good

(52:31):
travel advice. Wait, save it for the Patreon.
No, no, no, no, no. When Cassie and I travel and and
this stuff haves a lot because we, when we travel, you're so
nosy, right? Like, we will sit at me too,
actually. Like at bars or restaurants,
we're like listening on conversations, on fights,
listening to like some people especially like in the US, Yeah,

(52:51):
Americans, but not just that. Like, they're so loud.
They're so loud. Yeah, yeah.
They're so loud. Yeah.
And it's like me and Cassie, like, before we leave, we're
just walking in London. And just behind us, there's
like, these two American backpackers who met each other,
right? And they're having the dumbest
conversation. And so like one guy's like, oh,
I, I found this thing called like pho.

(53:13):
It's like he said, Pho. Pho, it's like, it's like Robin
but like Vietnamese. And then the girl just like, no,
the girl just goes like, I hate noodles and he's like, what do
you mean? What do you mean you hate
noodles? And then she goes, I went to
Italy for two weeks and didn't have pasta once.
Like what? What are you talking about?
I mean. Here's the thing.
We were slowing down. We were slowing down random

(53:34):
apartment building to look at. Things yeah so 'cause they were
walking really yes yes so like we need a slower movements to
keep listening we. Were holding each other's hands,
just crushing each other's handslike dying laughing.
So like once we crossed the roadand we realized like shit, they
didn't cross the road, let's pretend to look at it.
Because you know they're going to be that loud as well.
You can just my version of that is that if I see someone who's

(53:57):
really, really attractive, I have to stop the music or the
podcast I'm listening to so I can make.
Sure they're not saying anythingdumb, No SO.
When I see like what they're talking about, because I'm like,
oh, it's a hot person talking. I have to listen, but also I
need to that's. Why you never listen to me?
Yeah, exactly. And two, I have to use all of my
senses. It's like.

(54:18):
Remain vigilant. Yes, I really.
See, I like that. I like that your headphones
still on though so you're like it looks like I'm not listening
the. Whole point, the sunglasses, the
whole sunglass. Yes, exactly.
Thank you so much guys. Super fun.
I'll put all your social, socialand stuff in the description and
then we're going to jump on the Patreon for 15 more minutes.

(54:39):
When we talk shit about some people, I'm just going to ask
you questions. What do you really think of?
Leggings. Of chess.
OK all right, we're going to actually drop names, so join us
on the Patreon. It'll be so super fun and yeah,
we have a lot of stuff coming upand the next couple of weeks
they'll have Gadget not coming from Malaysia, Elena Gabriel
coming from Australia, and then we have Ben Quinlan and my

(55:01):
trade. You're opening for one of them.
My trade. No, one of yeah, my trade on the
13th of September. Sorry. 23rd of September from my
trade at the Tucson Theater. I will continue to never book
Cassie. So, you know, no, no, no plugs
for her. But you can check out her.
You can, you can check out her dumb Facebook, whatever chaotic

(55:26):
something. OK, thanks everyone.
Yeah, Bye guys.

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