Hoe to CEO

Hoe to CEO

Your survival guide and your support group. We talk about how to survive men at work, move up without getting f*cked, and find humor in the chaos. Real stories, real strategy, and confessions from women everywhere. Unfiltered, darkly funny, and painfully relatable. Hosted by Anastasia & Madison. New episodes every Friday.

Episodes

January 16, 2026 24 mins

In this episode we get into being called intimidating, having a resting bitch face, choosing respect over being liked, and why confident women make insecure men short-circuit.

We believe “intimidating” is just what people say when they can’t control you, can’t compete, or can’t keep up.

Submit other topics you'd love to hear us discuss: www.hoetoceo.com

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It’s Madison’s 28th birthday... for the 4th year in a row... so we’re doing something a little different.

In this confessional-style episode, we’re actually getting to know Madison for the first time ever on the pod... from her competitive childhood to how she tied her self-worth to performance.

She gets real about confidence: how it evolves, and what happens when the version of yourself you relied on disappears.

We talk about unlear...

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January 2, 2026 21 mins

We're kicking off 2026 with a challenge most of you didn't realize you needed... because it's costing you more than you think...

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December 26, 2025 13 mins

Everyone loves to romanticize “finally taking a break” over the holidays but what if you don’t want one?

In this episode, we talk about the weird judgment that comes with working through the holidays, being labeled a workaholic, and why loving your job doesn’t automatically mean you’re “running from something.”

If you’re building something, grinding while everyone else clocks out, or just tired of being told to slow down when you’r...

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December 19, 2025 30 mins

This week we unpack some unhinged tones people use at work... the baby voice, the monotone “I hate my life” customer-service voice, the ‘she’s-the-man’ bro voice, and the bitch voice that makes everyone assume you hate them.

We break down why some people sound like NPCs, how tone exposes your mood before your words do, and why women sabotage themselves by switching into voices that aren’t theirs.

We also talk about finding your rea...

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December 12, 2025 25 mins

We sat down (and shared a mic because we’re professionals) with a woman who started working at 12 and somehow still believes in work ethic, confidence, and not letting men pigeonhole you. We covered growing up with brothers, male-dominated workplaces, the creeps who strike at family court (yes, family court), and the ones who pretend to be your dad’s friend before acting unhinged.

It gets real, it gets vulnerable, and yes... Madison...

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December 5, 2025 20 mins

Join us at our first Hoe to CEO holiday party and you might as well pour a drink, because things went off the rails way too quickly. We covered party etiquette, dress code, questionable decision-making, and yes… we sang. We clearly consider ourselves experts at “holding it together” so you can watch the evidence and decide for yourself. Some of us may wake up with Sunday Scaries, but it won’t be you. Sip with us, cringe with us, an...

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On the first Hoe to CEO confessional episode our (anonymous) guest talks about what she would tell her younger self and how to use the dossier of f*ckery to beat the game they built.

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November 21, 2025 14 mins

Men call it flattery. We call it delusion. Anastasia & Madison talk about the art of decoding creepy compliments and how to turn “you’re too pretty to work here” into leverage for closing that mothaf*ckin’ deal.


Submit your creepy compliments at www.hoetoceo.com ;)


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November 14, 2025 17 mins

He’s in power. You’re in danger. Your boss isn’t your soulmate. Anastasia & Madison talk power, attraction, and how not to ruin your career over a man with a title.

Submit your stories at www.hoetoceo.com !!

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November 14, 2025 4 mins

Every man you’ve ever worked with has probably thought about f*cking you at least once — and that’s exactly why we started this podcast.
Anastasia & Madison mix career advice, workplace horror stories, and dark humor to help women navigate power, leadership, and surviving men at work.

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