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December 9, 2024 29 mins

Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet.

This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read,

"There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best.

Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today!

Be sure to subscribe on Patreon to see extra comments reviewed by us that you won't see in the podcast. Posted every week!  http://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

Mentioned in this episode: 

The Speech Prof: https://www.tiktok.com/@speechprof

Thread of the Week: https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom/post/DBNDCSPykkn

The Q-Dropped Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-q-dropped-podcast/id1648047486

My website: http://www.godlessmom.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Godlessmom

Threads: https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/godlessmom2

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@godless_mom

Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/godlessmom.bsky.social

IG: http://www.instagram.com/godless_mom

Follow Janice: 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT

Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion

IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie

Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

Buy Janice's book, Divorcing Religion: A Memoir and Survival Handbook: https://amzn.to/4glNp4P

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