Hometown Has-Beens

Hometown Has-Beens

Ben, Ryan, Chris, and Jason are walking examples of Hometown Has-Beens. All four grew up together and now teach together at their alma mater. These four fathers and husbands talk about everyday life through the lens of their small town upbringing. There are plenty of laughs, embarrassing stories, life hacks, and an occasional guest. The term Has-Been generally speaking has a negative connotation. But this podcast attempts to give the term Has-Been a new meaning because it's better to be a Has-Been, than a never was.

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May 26, 2025 51 mins

This week the Has-Beens were all over the place with their conversations. Discussions included magic tricks, powder puff, distracted driving, cigar shops, zombies, and more. The pod also announces an even with Georgia Professional Wiffle Ball and stick around for the post-roll to hear a story about Ben seeing Tom Hanks.


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The Has-Beens discussing a variety of topics, none of which seem to be related. This week Ben & Jason tell their survival story, Ryan critiques prayer lists, and Chris loses a chicken. Other topics include, the pope, newspapers, snake encounters, blind dogs, and a brief mention of Chris fighting a monster.


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May 12, 2025 45 mins

For the first time in 14 episodes, all of the Has-Beens are on the podcast! This week the reunited friends discuss golf stories, snakes, Billy the Exterminator, bald eagles, owls attacking bald guys, YouTube, Braves games, and more. The energy is different this week and there is a plethora of laughs!

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May 5, 2025 44 mins

This week Ryan, Chris, and Jason bring you some funny encounters and recent experiences. Topics include, chaperoning prom, Chris' problem with loud music, Waffle House, paying it forward, improper urinal usage, and things seen at a Longhorn. Ryan's faith in humanity is restored this week and the guys keep talking about Jason's tan line.

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April 28, 2025 51 mins

This week the trifecta (Ryan, Chris, & Jason) talk a little bit about everything and a lot about nothing. Topics include, getting older, shoes, Dad fashion, Valentine's Day gifts, executive orders, Ryan shares literary terms, Chris fights a monster, Jason sends a pic to the group chat, and Ben joins the pod for all of 30 seconds.

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April 21, 2025 50 mins

This week is a tripod with Ryan, Chris and Jason. The three Has-Beens discuss Pirates of the Caribbean, reality TV, audio books, parenting, movie quotes, and Ryan tells us why he lost faith in humanity at a Chick Fil A. This episode also features a an impromptu phone call from Chris mid pod.


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April 7, 2025 69 mins

This is an extended episode with Ryan & Jason holding down the first portion of the podcast with the return of Ben & Chris for the remainder of the show! This week the Has-Beens discuss misinterpreted characteristics, suppressing emotions, arguing with people that are definitely wrong, awareness months, & annoying traits of couples. The end of the episode features Something About Jason & You Look Like A Guy Who...al...

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March 31, 2025 45 mins

This week Ryan & Jason discuss a hilarious encounter brought on by Ryan's parenting style, someone offensively overshares, grocery store complaints, and more hilarious tidbits. This episode also includes a challenge to the listeners!


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March 24, 2025 48 mins

This week the better half of the Has-Beens (Ryan & Jason) discuss a grievance of Jason's, lost keys, actors that don't age, PDA, offensive doppelgangers, and the other side of things people fuss about.


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March 17, 2025 58 mins

Ben is back this week! The trio discusses weird sayings, car wash scams, women's shampoo, barber shops, and the good ol days. This episode also features Ryan observing a birthday party, Ben explains why humanity peaked in the 90's, Jason does a Forrest Gump impression, and the Has-Beens plan an RV road trip.


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March 10, 2025 50 mins

This week Ryan and Jason bring you a quality episode! The two Has-Beens discuss analog clocks, playing in the street, family photos, standing on principle, traveling salesmen, setting a precedent, 2:00 am chicken nuggets, and Ryan gives another confession of a loving father & bad parenting advice.


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This week Ryan and Jason bring back the first guest of the podcast, Forrest Garner, for another appearance. The three talk about reality TV, signs of aging, things that grind our gears, Ryan's relentless attempts to attack Forrest, and Ryan offends a lot of people with a little segment called, "You look like a guy who."

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The better half of the Has-Beens are back again with special guest Kevin Gaines. This week the trio discuss Ryan's terrible work ethic in high school, what irritates us on social media, technology, concerts, pranks, forgetfulness...again, and how Coach Gaines wishes he could've taught Jason instead of Ryan. This was a fun one for us to bring on a big fan of the podcast and a man who made a lasting impact on the Has-Beens ba...

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February 17, 2025 52 mins

This week Ryan and Jason talk with Derek Chitwood, owner of Peach State Pride. The trio discuss growing up in smalltown Georgia, parenting, sports, business, and embarrassing moments. This episode has video to accompany over on our YouTube Channel.


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February 10, 2025 49 mins

This week Ryan and Jason sit down with the owner of Peach State Lite and honorary Has-Been, Jake Sapp. They discuss body shaming, parenting tips, sports, entrepreneurship, and Ryan brings us confessions of a loving father. For our visual fans, we have video accompanying this podcast over on our YouTube channel.


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February 3, 2025 64 mins

This week the Has-Beens minus Ben discuss vehicle maintenance, calling customer service, restaurant wait times, donuts, toll roads, unpaid bills, and Ryan is mistaken for a homeless person. Stick around after the outro for a glimpse into Porter & Sons YouTube Channel.


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January 27, 2025 55 mins

This week Jason issues a retraction statement, Ryan loses his keys, Chris goes to urgent care, and Ben tells us why he is a terrible husband. The Has-Beens also discuss wearing pajamas in public, daycare pickups, taking pictures for people, broken things we don't want to fix, and more that will definitely provide some laughs.

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Today Ryan and Jason sit down with the first ever international guest, Kieffer Hellmeister. The three discuss medical school experiences, Jason getting honked at, Ryan stealing from Golden Pantry, Kieffer's criminal past, NAFTA, Kieffer getting a sunburn, and much more.


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This week's episode features Banks County Legends, former coaches, Dennis Marlow and Doug Thacker. The Has-Beens talk with both coaches about their paths in life that led them to coaching, stories from back in the day, and so much more. We thoroughly enjoyed having these two join us on the podcast and hope you enjoy it! This episode has video to accompany the podcast over on our YouTube channel. Check out today's sponsor, RingTre...

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December 16, 2024 46 mins

This week the Has-Beens discuss parades, gingerbread houses, the local elf, police scanners, and Ben's lawn mower, while Chris quotes Elf. The episode also features a segment of 'Would You Rather' that is worth the listen. As mentioned on the podcast this is the last episode of 2024. We will be back in a few weeks to kick off the new year with a "legen - wait for it - dary" episode! See you in 2025, and remember it's better to be a...

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