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Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. 

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00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot
03:23 Ben Franklin Fan Club
08:20 Would you rather? Filler or facelift?
21:10 Trying to be ladies
27:49 Eating disorders are becoming contagious
30:33 Vagina lollypops
37:39 Trying out a new personality 

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My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more.

Bits and Clips
00:00 F*** you brad
02:21 Friends tell friends they are on speakerphone 
04:58 Fans in the wild
06:21 My mom is having an affair with my ex
09:08 Why aren't we famous yet?
14:26 Hoarding husbands
17:30 Meghan Markle is more hated than P. Diddy??
22:41 Throw your sh*t...

EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we will not be wearing the new SKIMS thong.

Bits and Clips

00:00 Fun Shenanigans
03:41 Please flush the toilet
10:26 Is he hot or is he just tall? Our epic friday night
34:34 Victoria's Secret vs Sports Illustrated
39:09 Love is not bli...

Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips.

Bits and Clips

00:00 Quick catch up
02:13 Dating disaster strikes again
05:12 Pickleball and prayers
06:57 We are the epitome of health
11:07 Low hanging lips
15:59 Pretty privilege
27:10 Never to late to grow up
33:56 Brother hater
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Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song.

Bits and Clips

00:00 We finally got a Labubu!
02:55 Epic weekend adventures
05:31 Rolling on 22s
08:24 Bert Kreischer
14:05 Shenanigans
16:19 Manifesting our new jobs
19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her
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Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it.

Bits and Clips
02:04 Botched Botox 
06:59 Hair extensions are not free
09:03 Ironman prank
12:48 Ditching a date for a funeral?
18:13 Adele is the Super Bowl performer (or not??
23:43 Get off instagram
30:13 30+ birthdays are sad
31:01 Cance...

Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.

Clips and Bits
02:38 John Cena in yoga class
05:08 Kicked in the taint
07:50 Men love bombing themselves
10:56 Identifying as Single
16:27 Lululemon and girl math
22:14 Social Media stuff
25:19 Quadrobics
29:35 Humping centaur 
32:56 We eat food sometimes
34:59 2 ...

A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best.

Clips and Bits

00:00 Ned the Snail

05:02 The only time we will speak of Charlie Kirk
09:29 Millennial Miracle Worker
14:58 Celebs being dumb
20:44 Charlie Sheen loves crack
32:32 Podcasting >> Pickleball
34:07 Ne-Yo and his 4 girlfriends
41:...

Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. 

Bits and Clips

00:00 Llama costume contest
02:01 Elder matching twins outfits are back
03:46 Lindsay spent $25 on oat milk
06:31 Exposing our diaries
07:59 10 years of marriage advice from a child bride
10:03 Trolling the TikTok trolls
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Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.

Bits & Clips

00:00 Our origin story
07:26 Personal development is dead
09:03 Gluten detective
12:37 Sweaters over our shoulders
15:55 Sydney Sweeney & hot girl humor
18:05 Confidence boost
20:14 Trying to get Chelsea a date

24:26 Shrek...

Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse.

Bits

00:00 Chicken and a mop
05:03 Buying our happiness
07:15 Binging on Digestive Supplements
11:34 Wheelchair, tiny heads, or two heads?
22:50 Free the taint
31:13 We are like, really mature
33:58 Sober cel...

Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex.

Highlights

00:00 Lettuce dog
05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target
08:04 22'' rims or bust
11:07 Taylor Swift on New Heights
13:46 Savannah Bananas Snail Trail
23:19 Skin to skin puppy bonding
26:08 ChatGPT picks Chelsea's new bo...

Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 

00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog is a Nazi 

03:02 NPR Poems 

7:52 Getting paid to get gang r*ped 

17:07 Wet dreams in our dream home 

22:10 Shout out to our fave douchebag fan 

25:39 Partying with the youth 

35:42 ESPN - you want us and K...

WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 

0:00 Curry Seagull 
04:28 SKIMS face contraption 
07:15 Gym Girlies Friends
12:58 Feeling Perfect Today
19:05 Bathroom Talk
27:03 Life Changes and Happiness
27:53 No more Downsy?
29:19 History 101 of the Gilded Age
32:17 Teens should be messing around more
34:50 Soft Throuple added a 4...

Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.

00:00 Shotguns and Lions
03:56 Nipple Clamps
07:01 Hunting Wives Recap
08:57 Girl on Girl Hookups, Elder Twins and Pastors
29:50 Hair Care Show Down
36:15 Cirrus Cannabis Club
39:32 Ball Sac Razors
44:46 Should women be Uber drivers?

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Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.

01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky
04:20 Coldplay Calling Out Cheaters
06:21 Thoughts on Cheating
07:57 Left Shoes Revenge 
10:37 Lat Marriage
13:54 Gym Class Trauma
15:59 Quitting Pickleball?
17:32 Late Show Cancelled - Hire Us
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Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.

00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call
02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal
04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer
05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements
08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster
14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer
20:11 Losing Virginity
22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People
24:...

Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.

Chapters


02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies
05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread
08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out
11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan
16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission
19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Ot...

Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball. 

Chapters

00:35 Orca Sensual Massage
01:54 $400 Swimsuit
03:52 Pickleball Smut
07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers
10:30 The R Word is Back
16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments
18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real
21:25 Skinny ...