Honestly Smartless
Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay Regehr are two hot messes with PhDs in pop culture, bad decisions, and oversharing. Sometimes smart, always hilarious, they dive into relationships, shopping addictions, and the absurdity of modern life with unfiltered honesty and zero shame. Tune in each week for rants, revelations, and more TMI than you ever asked for.
Episodes
Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.
00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call
02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal
04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer
05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements
08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster
14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer
20:11 Losing Virginity
22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People
24:...
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.
Chapters
02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies
05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread
08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out
11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan
16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission
19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Ot...
Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball.
Chapters
00:35 Orca Sensual Massage
01:54 $400 Swimsuit
03:52 Pickleball Smut
07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers
10:30 The R Word is Back
16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments
18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real
21:25 Skinny ...
Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics.
01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car
01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcissist
07:08 Opera is fo...
Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!
Chapters
00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused
02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra
05:09 Talking Dogs
08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler
10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini
14:08 Vacation Sex
16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life
What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future.
Chapters
00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us)
02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage
05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies
08:23 – Clubbing, Chaos...
Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate.
00:00 – Japanese fairy
01:09 – Night creams are a scam
04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong
08:39 – Unhinged dating stories
13:58 – Hot Autism Summer
20:51 – Chili's is back?
23:22 – AI ads know us too well
24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire
25:29 – Oz...
Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for.
Chapters
00:00 - Banter & Bullsh*t
00:16 - Homeless Sheep Saga
02:18 - Diddy Drama Drops
06:07 - Kim’s SKIMS Nipple Bra
09:05 - Kevin Spacey’s Creepy Comeback
10:31 - Hot Mess to Hero
12:16 - WTF Sports Games
Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity.
00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees
02:19 – Beauty Standards & Why We’re Broke from Sephora
05:10 – The Great American Sperm Race: Elon Musk Sh*t
07:44 – Weird Summer Fears: Locked in a Car and Gobbler Necks
10:01 – We are Teaching Hospitality Now?
12:36 – Celebrity Courtroom Tea: Diddy, Kim ...
Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies, cultural appropriation, awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young Woman, and the evolving world of adult entertainment.
Plus: gross food opinions, Mother’s Day emotions, and how language around sexual violence is shifting.
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro: Cuddly Critters & Viral Pet Friendships
03:04 Shopping Habits & Identity
06:0...
Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick's girlfriend) is not a gold digger, she is an entrepreneur.
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John Hamm and Shannon Sharpe refuse to be cancelled, Chelsea might be getting catfished, Lindsay blows the lid on the secret to a happy relationship, donkeys carrying lambs, Rent-A-Friend and more.
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Is being a Walmart greeter in Chelsea's future? And we chat about the bizarre Canadian Stork Derby competition, $40 socks, spoon theory and Katy Perry and the rocket riding ladies.
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Sometimes your coworkers suck, and we have solutions of how to handle handle them.
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Canadian goose, lonely boys, rating Hinge profiles, and how do you choose a smut book. Plus, Lululemon haul and at-home chemical peels - what could go wrong?
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Do you tip toe around it or just give it to them straight? Tell us what how you would tell your partner they are looking a little tubby.
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Double dutching dogs, blurry boundaries, and 5 things you need from Target. Plus, do you have 5 friends that you actually like?
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Let Remy live her life! Plus, how to to trick yourself into a eating a salad and dealing with hating your body.
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Did Morgan Wallen really stomp off? Lindsay had an unsuccessful cat rescue, Chelsea is going pro in pickleball soon, and WTF is up with incest on White Lotus?
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Bhad Bhabie vs Alabama Barker, doing rich kid sh*t, and we came up with our own bad girlzzz nicknames.
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