Horrors Yet Unseen

Films Reviewed

• Steve: “Return of the Living Dead” (1985)
• Zach: Maniac (2012)

Other Topics

• What we watched last week?
• Zach knows what Scream 7 is about and it’s a hill he’s willing to die on.
• People hate the ads in movie theaters

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:02:39) What we watched

(00:51:29) Steve: "Return of the Living Dead" (1985)

(00:59:15) SPOILERS for "Return of the Living Dead" (1985)

(01:14:42) Zach: "Maniac" (2012)

(0...

Films Reviewed:

• Zach: "They Cloned Tyrone" (2023)
• Steve: Little Bites (2024)

Discussion Topics:

• What we watched last week
• The Happy Little Trees serial killer (spoiler alert, this conspiracy theory is about Bob Ross being a serial killer and I’m 100% here for it.)
• Zach dives too deep in conspiracy theories and they are hilarious.

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:02:15) What We Watched

(00:44:44) Zach: "They Cloned Tyrone" (20...

• Discussion Topics:
• Our thoughts on “The Gorge” movie
• Our thoughts on “The Monkey” movie
• Other interesting things we watched?
• Assigned Movie Reviews:  
• Steve: Final Destination 2 (2003)
• Zach: Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2025)

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:01:26) What We Watched

(00:05:53) SPOILERS: "The Gorge" (2025) review

(00:18:11) SPOILERS: "The Monkey"...

Horror News:

• Scream 7 fan theory/Scream 8 is in the works
• AMC “The Monkey” popcorn bucket
• Ari Aster’s next movie “Eddington”
• Peachfuzz will return for season 2
• Exit 8 is getting a movie adaptation
• Robert Eggers says ‘WERWULF’ is the darkest film he’s ever written.

Upcoming Films:

• 2025 is shaping up to be a great year in movies 
• Our most anticipated movies

Assigned Movie Reviews:  

• Zach: “The Invit...

• Topics:
• Our "Scream 7" Theories 
• Short review of“Companion” (2025)
• Assigned Movie Reviews: 
• Steve:“Werewolves” (2024)
• Zach:“Butt Boy” (2019)

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Theme Song

(00:00:25) Intro

(00:02:09) Our "Scream 7" Theories

(00:39:44) Spoiler-Free: "Companion" (2025)

(00:46:04) SPOILERS: "Companion" (2025)

(00:52:01) Spoiler-Free: “Werewolves” (2024)

(01:03:09) SPOILERS: “Werew...

Assigned Movie Reviews:  

• Zach: ⁠“What You Wish For” (2023)⁠
• Steve: ⁠“Y2K” (2025)⁠

Other junk we talked about:  

• Steve saw “Wolf Man”
• Briefly discuss “A Classic Horror Story”
• Movies that came out since last episode
• “The Presence” - Theater
• Zach has feelings
• “Grafted” - Shudder
• “Screamboat” - Theater
• “Companion” - Theater
• “Dark Match” - Shudder
• Zach is rather irked abo...

Season 2 BABY!

We're back for another season! With a tightened-up format, spoiler-free AND spoiler-full reviews for each movie, you're gonna love it more than ever!

Movie Reviews:

• Steve: Get Away (2024)
• Spoiler-Free Review
• Rotten Tomatoes: 77% Tomatometer, 45% Popcornmeter
• IMDB: 5.3/10
• Letterboxd: 2.7
• Full Review: Breakdown
• Zach: Uncle Peckerhead (2020)
• Spoiler-Free Review - 5...

As we close out Season 1 of our podcast, we reflect on the movies we've watched in 2024 and pick winners of the best, and worst, of what we saw!

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:00:44) Turdies!

(00:05:54) Most Unneccessary Horror Movie

(00:14:58) Goriest Movie

(00:20:12) Best Creature Design

(00:26:19) Best Horror Atmosphere

(00:34:50) Best Kill

(00:46:13) Worst Acting

(00:53:55) Most Misleading Trailer

(01:01:29) Best Horror Comed...

• Housekeeping:

• Hey Turd Minions! Next week are The Turdies!!!
• With categories such as: Most Unnecessary Horror Movies of 2024, Goriest Movie, Best Kill, and a new category just add…Best Comedy Horror!!
• News:
• 2 new Evil Dead movies are in the works. One of them is titled Evil Dead Burn.
• NBC is selling a Nosferatu sarcophagus replica for $20,000.
• https://www.nbcstore.com/pro...

• Housekeeping:
• The Turdies coming December 28th
• Season 2 coming January 18th
• Small vacation/hiatus/creative break from December 29th-January 17th.
• News:
• Our Spotify wrapped is out!
• “Smile 3” started filming
• One of the tapes in the creep closet says “Pittsburgh Pirates”
• PETA is protesting Nosferatu

• Assigned Movies: 
• Zach: “Caveat” (2020)
• Steve: “Countdown” (2019)
...

Assigned Movies: 

• Zach: “May” (2002)
• Steve: “Spree” (2020)

News:

• We started a TikTok channel
• Zach regrets to inform you that he's got a problem with Creep ep. 3 and 4
• Nosferatu’s popcorn bucket is the best popcorn bucket so far

All our Links: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Email us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:00:48) ...

In which Steve shows SO MUCH aggression, Zach is VERY temperamental, and neither of us can get enough of Tubby Time™

• Horror News & Stuff:
• Gobble gobble! Happy Thanksgiving!!
• Thanksgiving horror movies 
• “ThanksKilling” (2008)
• “Home Sweet Home” (1981)
• “Blood Freak” (1972)
• “Thanksgiving” (2023)
• “Black Friday” (2021)
• “Amityville Thanksgiving” (2022)
• “Kristy” (2014)
• “ThanksKilling 3” (2012)
• M...

Movies Reviewed:

• Zach: “Bloody Hell” (2020)
• Steve: “Candyman” (1992)

• News:
• We need a name for our followers
• Popeye horror movie
• Little mermaid horror movie
• Coke made an AI Christmas commercial
• They are making a sequel to Under Paris. Why is the question. Can’t be money, has to be for the love of the game.
• We got out first Spotify comment
• THE CREEP TAPES!!!
• SMILE 2!!!
• Shoutout:
...

In which Steve and Zach have one guest cancel at the last minute (lame), the other guest gets their own segment called “Therapy with Shelby”, Zach and Steve realize Shyamalan has never heard a real person talk, Terrifier 3 leaves Steve feeling ho ho horrible, and we give our Halloween night movie recommendations.

• Call us!
• 216-202-5495
• Email us!
• horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:05:27) Trap Par...

In which Steve is scandalized by the shadow of a wiener, Zach finds evil magical nordic children unsettling, and we get our first voicemail review from Shelby!

Movies Reviewed:

• Zach: “The Innocents” (2021)
• Steve: “All Fun and Games” (2023)

Our Letterboxd: linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen
Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:10:22) What We Watched

(00:47:44)...