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This week @ema.jones explores the synastry of two captivating couples confusing connections— Shannon Storm's attraction to Earl the Pearl and why Alexia Echevarria can't quit Todd Nepola.

This episode also features: Brit Eady + Shamea Morton through their Mars placements (both at 0° Libra), Drew's lack of a poker face, and an exploration of planetary dignities.

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This week @ema.jones is back to recap Bravo news and shows from the week with a focus on the recent Mercury Cazimi in Gemini that has brought news of new (and old) bravo-lebrities returning to our screens and the housewives universe.

This episode also features: Luann's loyalty in love, why Gizelle was never going to find love on this show, and the most and least valuable players on Summer House this season.

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This week @ema.jones kicks off RHOBH binge breakdown with the OG Diamonds— Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, Taylor Armstrong, Kim Richards, and Kyle Richards.

These Mercurial-heavy ladies laid the foundation for this fan-favorite franchise with their penchant for sparkling perfection. Also in this episode: Paul Nassif and Kathy Hilton.

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This week @ema.jones breaks down the astrology of Diddy's trial, commencing on the day of the Scorpio Full Moon (which really, says it all, and yet there is so much more to say!)

Also in this episode is: the Love Hotel Ladies Moon signs and how they play out in characteristics of an ideal partner, West burying feelings behind humor, Jesse Solomon's half-truths and Saturn's 7-year cycle.

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This week @ema.jones is on a romance kick exploring the ladies of Love Hotel through their Venus placements, the hypocrisy of Jesse Solomon's idea of a relationship, and the energetic allure of Ciara Miller.

Also in this episode is: Erika Jayne's relationship with her son, Porsha's ability to let go and move on once she's able to express herself and be heard, and why its time for Sutton to pack her couture and go...

This week @ema.jones breaks down the transits hitting Kenya on the now infamous day of Kenya Moore Hair Spa opening and the energetic similarities between Kenya and Dr Heavenly.

Also in this episode is: the decline of Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover's relationship with a focus on the power dynamics between them and Kyle Richard's reunion crystals.

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✨ EPISODE 94: HO WE CAN DEAL WITH ✨

This week @ema.jones gets deep with Garcelle Beauvais's announcement to leave RHOBH, links Teresa Giudice's tax troubles to the Aries eclipse cycle, and explores Imrul Hassan's open attitude towards casual sex.

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Garcelle leaving RHOBH 14:45

Teresa's tax woes 24:29

Summer House 30:49

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This week @ema.jones covers Tamra Judge's announcement to exit RHOC (and why you should take it with a grain of salt) and takes a first look at new Peach Shamea Morton's natal chart to debunk the "lapdog" allegations - guard dog would be more apt!

Also in this episode is: Kyle Richards as an example of water energy's tendencies to process before sharing, Jennifer Tilly feeling like an outsider, Ciara Miller's commitment to her costu...

This week @ema.jones explores the transits that were at play during Karen Huger's sentencing, a cosmic connection between Kathy Hilton and Lisa Vanderpump, and Kyle's one-sided expectations of his friendships.

Also in this episode is: Stacey Rusch protecting TJ despite his blatant disrespectful behavior, the devolution of Kyle and Mauricio Umansky's relationship, Erika Jayne's apartment makeover - an outer reflec...

This week @ema.jones explores the many transits that were hitting Ashley Darby's natal chart on the day that her divorce was finalized and the energetics behind Ciara Miller's strong emotions towards West.

Also in this episode is: parallels between Mia Thornton and Brynn Whitfield's energetics, Bozoma Saint John as Dorit's spokeswoman, Paige Desorbo's Saturn Return glow up, and whether Gabby Windey is in it f...

This week @ema.jones dives deep into the many ways Cancerian energy (and nurturing) can manifest as she explores the relationship dynamic between Sutton Stracke and her mother, Reba.

Also in this episode is: a look at Carolyn Wiger's natal chart, Jesse Solomon and Lexi Wood's immediate attraction, and Ciara Miller's "I am who I am" attitude that got her booted from the castle.

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This week @ema.jones finally explores Britani Bateman's chart and looks into what makes Boston Rob such a good "gamer"

Also in this episode is: why is Stacey Rusch ignoring the red flags in her relationship with TJ, Madison Lecroy's pregnancy announcement, the rumor about Lindsay Hubbard's split from her baby daddy, and the transits taking place during Karen Huger's trial.

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This week @ema.jones explores the astrology of Bob the Drag Queen's goodbye speech as well as Quad and Dr Gregory's synastry.

Also in this episode is: Mary Cosby's Human Design energetics, Stacey Rusch getting activated, Erika settling into herself, and Erin Lichy's short term memory with what comes out of her mouth.

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This week @ema.jones breaks down the astrology of Ashley Darby exploring her drag persona, Bronwyn Newport being self deprecating and sarcastic, and a Birkin shower.

Also in this episode is: Stacey Rusch feeling unsettled, Erika Jayne caught between two friends, and a plea for compassion towards the Sagittarius Queen, Lisa Barlow.

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This week @ema.jones explores whether Dr. Jackie uses Dr. Heavenly as a tool to express her own views without dirtying her hands and Kyle's campaign to save her girls-girl reputation.

Also in this episode is: Pluto Cazimi in Aquarius and inauguration day, the fate of RHONY reboot, Robyn's inability to see people's true motives, and Lisa showing up in the world inherently rubbing Whitney the wrong way.

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This week @ema.jones explores the energetics of why no one seems to hold Dr. Heavenly accountable for her behavior, and Meredith Mark's campy outbursts (hint - a Pisces Mars is very much involved).

Also in this episode is: LA's fires and the current transits, Dorit and Bozoma's fast friendship, Ashley Darby's reaction to Mia's situation with Gordon, and Erin's instinct to hide her emotions from the NY ladies.

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Join @ema.jones as she previews the major astrological shifts of 2025, exploring overarching themes for the year and what we can expect from these transits (and of course, highlighting Bravolebrities to keep an eye on 👀)

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💫 Mars Retrograde in Cancer 1:58

💫 Nodes shifting to Pisces / Virgo axis 7:24

💫 Venus Retrograde in Aries / Pisces 17:32

💫 Neptune enters Aries 34:20

💫 Saturn enters Aries 45:53

💫 Jupiter en...

This week @ema.jones digs into Toya Bush Harris's desire for Phaedra Parks to be more open with the group (and why she likely won't get what she wants), Sai De Silva's desire to project "I'm rich, bitch" energy, and break down Sutton Stracke's volatile behavior.

Also in this episode is: Garcelle Beauvais's incredibly entertaining reactions, Bronwyn Newport's calculated share of vulnerability, and Wendy Osefo's rebellion against fa...

This week @ema.jones explores a similar Zodiacal trio causing Mia Thornton and Angie Katsanevas to seek attention from the groups and introduces the cast of Married to Medicine to the podcast with a first look at Dr Heavenly Kimes and Quad Webb's natal charts.

Also in this episode is: a first look at new "friend of" Jennifer Tilly's natal chart, Jenna Lyons closet sale, Mary Cosby and Robert Jr's touching conversation, Gizelle's f...