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Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and this week, we’re diving into the future of sex. From the dawn of sex robots to an exclusive $18,000 retreat that promises to teach women how to orgasm, we’re breaking down what’s real and what’s just clever marketing. Plus, we’re talking about Anora, the Oscar-winning film about a sex worker that has everyone buzzing.

 Amen.

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Happy Sunday, my lovely congregation, and welcome back to Pussy Church! This week, we’re diving into polyamory, open relationships, and whether being "open" is really the enlightened choice—or just another relationship trend.

I break down: my almost-open relationship, the history & science of monogamy and the rise of non-monogamy. 

Plus, how growing up in a Buddhist commune shaped my views on love and loyalty.

If you’ve ...

Happy Sunday, my lovely congregation, and welcome back to Pussy Church! This week, we’re diving deep into the wild world of sex dreams.

Ever woken up from a dream thinking: Why the hell was I hooking up with my ex? Why was my best friend suddenly sexy? And why was I pregnant... again?! Yeah, me—all three. 

In this episode, we’ll break down:
🔹 Why we have sex dreams (and yes, why some people even orgasm in their sleep)
🔹 Wha...

Happy Sunday, and welcome back to Pussy Church!

Get ready for my first solo episode. We’re talking about the celibacy trend—why more and more women are saying no to sex, and whether that’s really the way to reclaim our power. From #Boysober to Korea’s 4B movement, celibacy is being framed as a feminist protest. But is it actually a revolution, or just another kind of trap?

Let’s get into it.

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Happy New Year, my lovely congregation! This week, we’re kicking things off by diving into your 2025 sex resolutions. From reclaiming pleasure and overcoming challenges to embracing bold new adventures (looking at you, shibari and MMF fans), you’ve sent in the wildest, sweetest, and most inspiring goals for the year ahead.

So grab your headphones, find your favorite position, and let’s speak these resolutions into existence together...

Lara and Aquaman are making waves in this week’s episode of Pussy Church, and they’ve got some steamy stories to share! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, celebrates erotic art, and answers your juiciest confessions.

We’re talking about last-minute sexy holiday gifts to spice up your season, Aquaman’s wild weekend escapade with four partners (yes, four!), and what to do when you catch yourself missing your ex… wetting the ...

Happy Sunday, and welcome back to Pussy Church! In this special episode, I’m celebrating the return of my debut book of erotic poetry and photography, now back in stock after being sold out for a while.

To mark the occasion, I’m sharing a reading from the book’s original release—a piece that’s incredibly close to my heart. It’s an intimate moment I’m thrilled to share with you, paired with a stunning soundtrack by JRobb, whose music...

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and they’re diving into all things sacred and sinful! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and shares stories that celebrate the wild, the curious, and the transformative.

This week, Lara takes us inside a tantra workshop, unpacks the thrill of hot sex in the rain, and reviews the buzzworthy new movie Queer. Plus, ever wondered why peopl...

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and they’re diving into your deepest confessions! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and dishes out unfiltered advice in this special Q&A episode.

This week, it’s all about your most intimate questions—from navigating a new partner who’s still hung up on their ex to what to do when sex gets boring, and even fantasies involving naug...

Lara is back for a new episode of Pussy Church this week, and she’s bringing some thought-provoking stories to the pulpit! Follow Lara as she preaches about the intersection of politics and pleasure, unpacks the headlines, and dives deep into your world of sexy confessions:

We’re talking about the rise of the 4B movement after Trump’s election, the controversial push to ban porn under Project 2025, and California’s bold step forward...

This week, we're taking a trip back to 2022 to revisit an episode where I asked you, my lovely listeners, to share your sex resolutions. Amid the post-pandemic haze, these intentions became a powerful reminder of the ways we can choose pleasure and connection. Now, after another year of changes—and some election-week uncertainty—it feels like the perfect time to bring this conversation back.

Join me as we dive into your resolut...

Lara and Aquaman are back for a Halloween special of Pussy Church, and they’ve got some spooky stories to share! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and gives her unfiltered advice on your steamiest confessions.

We’re talking about the sexiest ideas for Halloween night, the wildest celebrity ghost hookup stories, and a scandalous opera that’s pushing the boundaries with blood, sex, and religious imagery...

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and they’re ready to spill the tea! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and gives her unfiltered advice on your deepest confessions. This week, we’re diving into a special Q&A episode, where we answer your most intimate questions—from water sports to the most unexpected way to start a threesome, and how to talk to your partner if y...

Lara and Aquaman are back with a fresh new episode of Pussy Church, and trust me, you don’t want to miss this one! Join Lara on her mission to spread the gospel of sex, celebrate erotic art, and give real, no-nonsense advice on your steamiest confessions. This week, we’re serving up the ultimate guide to oral pleasure, diving into the curious trend of bringing sex toys to work, and tackling what to do if you’ve never had an orgasm.

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Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church and trust me; this one’s got it all! Join Lara on her quest to preach the gospel of sex, worship erotic art, and give you advice on your sexy confessions. 

This week, we’re diving into National Contraception Day, debunking the worst myths from abstinence-only sex ed, spilling the tea on a new sex toy delivery service, and sharing what we struggle with most ...

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church this week, and they’ve got some sizzling stories to share! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, celebrates the beauty of erotic art, and offers sage advice on your steamiest confessions.

This episode dives into My Secret Garden—the scandalous 1970s book that unmasked female fantasies, reveals tips on how to spark arousal without any external stimul...

Lara's back with a bag full of (sex) toy stories and some eye-opening insights! Aquaman joins to explore the best sex toys for men—what's a game-changer and what's just noise. Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about pleasure, shed light on the hidden risks of choking during sex, and offer up tips on how to decode a lover’s style just from conversation.

This week: a deep dive into men’s pleasure tools, the safety of k...