How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way. Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.
Episodes
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive extreme sunburns and Lisa Arch joins us to share her experience during the '94 Northridge Earthquake.
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive creepy crawly centipedes and Andy Kindler joins us to share his story about the time a store he was working at was robbed by armed men!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an Alzheimer's diagnosis and Jason Salmon joins us to share his experiences with his Father's Alzheimer's.
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the growing threat of Christian Nationalism, and Matt LeGrande joins us to share his experiences growing up gay as an evangelical Christian.
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being undocumented in America and Vana Thiero joins us to share her experiences advocating for and making a documentary about her two sons who are on the Autism Spectrum.
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This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive coyotes!
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting sick while you're traveling- it's very common, and actress (Superstore) and musician Lauren Ash joins us to share her experiences on her sold-out UK tour!
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a government cover-up, and Amy Landecker joins us to share her experience filming her first nude scene!
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a Cyclospora outbreak and Jessie Gaskell returns to share her story of catching Norovirus
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive heatwaves and Ryan Smith joins us to share his story of how he handled realizing he was losing his hair.
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This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon are wrapping up time away so here is a chunk of our latest bonus episode that you get to enjoy with our Patreon! Join up to hear the entire bonus, extended versions of every episode, and a quarterly trivia gameshow!
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being kidnapped and spend time talking summer plans and recent shows and movies!
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a horrible boss and Lee Farber joins us to share his hectic day with a horrible Hollywood boss.
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling into a coma and Roy Cruz joins us to talk about the time he accidentally, and unknowingly, took a few Ambien.
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those annoying hiccups, and Jennifer MacLean joins us to share her experiences with some...other bodily functions.
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive working back to back shifts and Chesley Crisp joins us to share her experience with Cancer, a double mastectomy, and a bum ankle.
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the boogie man, aka creepy guys at clubs, and Oliver Pardo is back to share his first time clubbing in Los Angeles!
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive forming a business partnership and Julia Lea Wolov joins us to share how she and her writing partner began their comedy partnership!
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive wood-chomping carpenter bees, and May Darmon joins us to share her story of a West Hollywood car crash!
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive scammers targeting the elderly.
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