How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.
Episodes
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: Measles!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sexually adventurous partner in the kick off of our listener suggestion episodes!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being afflicted with Trench Mouth and Siobhan Murphy joins us to share her adventures spending a summer in the south of France.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: having a bad roommate!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a mid-life crisis and Joe Kwaczala joins us to share his experience at an interview for a much needed job.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a roller coaster accident and Rylie Newton joins us to share her experiences in the competitive world of pickle ball!
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This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are meeting up on Zoom to learn how to survive a potentially deadly case of Listeria.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the arts of mesmerism and hypnotism and Janet Varney joins us at last to talk about growing up in the mormon church.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an asteroid colliding with Earth and Willie Macc joins us to share his experiences handling a pregnancy at 16 and all that comes after.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a collapsing bridge and Rob Kutner is here to talk about the time he had to deal with an official of a collapsing government.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly elephant attack and talk about the shows and movies they've been watching.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive consuming a deadly mushroom and Olivia Flood-Wylie joins us to talk about a time she was dealing with hallucinations.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a public scandal and catch up on everything going on in life!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive vicious wild boars and Drew Droege joins us to share some crazy times at his local wild bar! Listen to extended episodes on Patreon!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being a magical thinker and Jo McGinley joins us to share her experiences as a magician's assistant!
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This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are off so in lieu of a new episode enjoy one of our Patreon bonus episodes! This one is pretty infamous already. Hear more bonus episodes plus extended versions of regular episodes at our Patreon: PodcastHowtoSurvive!
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This week Danielle and Kristine catch up on the week's adventures and learn how to survive the world's deadliest bird!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the country's current reality and Janette Timm Vico joins us to tell us all about her ill-timed trip to Greece.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive new methods of consuming absurd amounts of caffeine and Kevin Pollak joins us to enlighten us about his mom. Get extended episodes on Patreon!
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This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon gather via Zoom in the midst of some sick hosts to learn how to survive being roofied!
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