How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.

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June 6, 2023 77 mins

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive drowning and Guy Branum joins us to talk about his time consuming summer job in construction.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangerous sting of a Sea Urchin and the wonderful Alice Hamilton joins us to share a wild story about a journey to get to the Space Needle.


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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive giant robber crabs, and Aaron Lee joins us to discuss growing up in poverty.

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive life with parents suffering from Narcissism, and Kevin Maynard joins us to talk about growing up with parents who suffer from mental illnesses of their own.

Some strategies for surviving narcissistic parents.

One daughter's story of surviving a narcissistic mother.

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hoarding disorder, and our friend Jamie Denbo talks about her time on a trashy reality show.


Hoarding is hard on families!

The story of the Collyer Brothers is WILD.

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This week Danielle and Kristine share how to survive an outbreak of Ebola, and John Ross Bowie joins to discuss the time he dealt with a shocking herpes diagnosis!

Our episode this week was on Ebola!

Ebola has a cousin.

Want to know some more details on this harrowing virus?

Recovery information

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Unicef is a great organization if you want to give!

Here is some general information&nb...

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the crush of an out-of-control crowd, and our friend Matt Belknap discusses his early soul-crushing industry job.

Here's how you keep yourself safe.

Kristine shared the harrowing story of the Itaewon Seoul, Korea, Halloween crowd crush tragedy.

More about the event.

 The victim's families are now dealing with online abuse.

Here is the story of one sur...

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Danielle and Kristine discuss how to survive Seasonal Affective Disorders. Family Guy writer Travis Bowe shares a story about a rollicking fishing trip to Alaska with his dad.


We dived into SAD, seasonal affective disorder. Here are some ways to ease this disorder in case you are afflicted.

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Danielle shared the story of how SAD came to be recognized as...

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Danielle and Kristine share how to survive a sociopath, and Walter Koenig talks about dealing with a rude audience member.

The topic for the episode was Surviving Sociopaths AKA Antisocial Personality Disorder.

Here are 13 Rules for Dealing with A Sociopath.

Causes and symptoms.

 Statistics on personality disorders.

 A list of "celebrity" sociopaths that isn't a bunch of serial killers.


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Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a boat crash (bitches be boating), and our new friend Niccole Thurman shares the story of the harrowing car crash she experienced on the way to an audition! In-person auditions: just one more reason to miss the lockdown.

Here are some tips on How to Survive a Boat Crash.

Also, beware of the cold. Remember, the opposite of Fire is COLD! Maybe have sex, like in the movie Crash&...

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive serial killers, and our guest Maureen Driscoll joins us to share her nearly kidnapping experience while staying abroad!

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Here's a great article from HuffPost with lots of serial killer details.

The FBI has ...

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of fascism, and the hilarious Todd Levin shares his Disney World family trauma.

This week is the release of our Patreon Bonus episode, in which we juice up a Garden Squirrel on Prosecco.

Danielle brought a very exciting and timely topic to the show, FASCISM!

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Danielle's mention of Sean Spicer's claim on the inauguration numbers. Kel...

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alligator's attack. The hilarious Paul Gilmartin shares the tale of his smackdown with a legendary wrestler.

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Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a dangerous blizzard, and the hilarious Eliza Skinner joins us with a story about surviving a blizzard trapped with a new boyfriend.

Kristine shared helpful information on what to do during one of these nasty storms.


Do you want some scandalous secrets of the Dairy Queen Blizzard? So that you know, it's not actual ice cream. You will still crave one by the ...

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a drug overdose, and actress Rebecca Metz (Better Things, Shameless) joins us to talk about her friends getting caught with drugs at the Canadian border in her car!

This week's episode covered drug overdose, and Danielle shared a bunch of helpful information.


First, some basic stats on drug overdoses


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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a street fight, and our friend Jesse Thorn joins us to talk about growing up in San Francisco and how he survived a street fight of his own.

Do you carry junk on you, like Garon? If so, here's some advice for avoiding getting jumped.


However, if nothing works and the street fight is going down, here are some tips for defending yourself in an extreme street fi...

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the most dangerous creature in the world: the Mosquito and Patton Oswalt joins us to talk about a time he bit it in front of an audience.

Getting into the main event, the Nazis of the insect world. Mosquitos!


Don't get West Nile Virus. Are you in California and want to know more about those mosquitos that assault your ankles non-stop yet are somehow invisible...

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sex, and our guest Lizzy Cooperman joins us to talk about her own harrowing experiences dealing with sex and an undiagnosed illness.


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Danielle and Kristine discuss childbirth dangers, and comedian Matt Braunger shares his adventures of driving across the country during a pandemic with his newborn daughter.

Then it was time to birth this week's topic, How to Survive Childbirth.


Here are some typical worries many first-time moms experience.


Are you worried about a C-Section, or have one scheduled? The Mayo Clinic is a good resource...

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