How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.

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May 17, 2022 64 min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a shark attack and Rebecca Lee joins us to talk about a time an audience member heckled a comic...it's not what you might think.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's own Julie Dixon Jackson is here to talk about digging up some family secrets as she searches for her birth parents!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge is here to tell us about giving birth to her first son and her uncooperative veins!

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This week Danielle & Kristine discuss how to survive deadly falls, and NBC’s Superstore's own Chris Grace stops by to share his harrowing tale of flying during the holidays without his ID, doing forced Improv in the Denver airport, all in an ugly sweater.

Chris Grace shares his misadventures at the Denver airport doing improv for Delta airlines.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being falsely accused of a crime, and the hysterical Todd Glass joins us to talk about one of the many times his parents refused to believe him.


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In this week’s episode, Danielle schools Kristine and the audience on avoiding doing time if you ever find yourself being falsely accused of a crime.

Danielle shares the riveting story of Amazing Race contestant Ryan F...

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April 12, 2022 78 min

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive fire ants, and special guest Paul F. Tompkins tells us his hilarious story about getting fired from one of his first jobs! See below for show notes!


 Kristine regales Danielle with the horrors of one of the world's most dangerous insects- DEADLY FIRE ANTS!

 

Check out this article for the crazy Youtube that Kristine referenced about floating fire ants.

 

Kristine shares an insane survival s...

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April 5, 2022 63 min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a car accident and Scott Aukerman joins us to talk about crashing his bike when he was a kid!

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March 29, 2022 58 min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hawk attack and Tess Barker joins us to share her experiences as a substitute teacher!

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March 22, 2022 64 min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a runaway train and writer Susan Burke joins to talk about her cat running away during a road trip.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive car brakes going out and Brandie Posey joins to talk about a time that her car brakes went out!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting lost in the woods and "Why Mommy Drinks" host Betsy Stover joins us to talk about going on a camping trip with her kids!

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March 1, 2022 60 min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an attack from a mountain lion and special guest Mike Henry joins us to talk about the time he adopted two kittens!

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February 22, 2022 61 min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and Dorothea Coelho talks about an embarrassing incident from middle school.

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February 15, 2022 66 min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a heartattack and writer/comedian Katy Fullan shares how she survived a bad heartbreak.

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February 8, 2022 59 min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive mudslides and Lauren Ash joins us to discuss surviving shitting her pants.

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February 1, 2022 73 min

Danielle, Kristine, and Garon learn how to survive being them as they each share the crazy events that happened over the holiday break.

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January 25, 2022 72 min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the breakdown of society and talk about the breaking of bones.

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January 18, 2022 61 min

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tornado and comedian Kimberly Clark joins to share a crazy blind date experience.

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January 11, 2022 70 min

This week Kristine and Danielle learn how to survive hypothermia and Regan Burns shares a story about nearly freezing during an adventure race!

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January 4, 2022 65 min

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane crash and comedian Laurie Kilmartin is here to talk about surviving life crashing around her.

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