How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.
Episodes
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we dive into two wild adventures: the beautiful (but venomous) Blue Dragon sea slugs 🐉🌊 and the thrill of skydiving! Writer Nikki Nash joins us to share hilarious stories from her book Collateral Stardust and what it really takes to survive falling from the sky.
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This week on 'How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine,' we tackle two wild challenges: how to survive under martial law (unthinkable, but we promise to make you laugh) and what happens when you step onto the mat for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Comedian Cristina Fernandez joins us with laugh-out-loud stories, survival “tips,” and a few chokeholds along the way.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Bears...again...but different this time and Emily Barth-Isler joins us to share a bear tale of her own!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child's first day of pre-school and Oliver Pardo joins us to talk about his experiences at his first job!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a call with 911, courtesy of a listener, and Will Becton joins us to share a story about a dangerous situation he found himself in with some friends at camp.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures and Madison Shepard joins us to talk about a time she had a dangerous temp job!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses into disorder and Tom Clark joins us to talk about his summer volunteering in Juarez!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a catastrophic factory accident and Shawn Carlow joins us to share his experiences rescuing some cats!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: a bad landlord!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: Measles!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sexually adventurous partner in the kick off of our listener suggestion episodes!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being afflicted with Trench Mouth and Siobhan Murphy joins us to share her adventures spending a summer in the south of France.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: having a bad roommate!
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a mid-life crisis and Joe Kwaczala joins us to share his experience at an interview for a much needed job.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a roller coaster accident and Rylie Newton joins us to share her experiences in the competitive world of pickle ball!
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This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are meeting up on Zoom to learn how to survive a potentially deadly case of Listeria.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the arts of mesmerism and hypnotism and Janet Varney joins us at last to talk about growing up in the mormon church.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an asteroid colliding with Earth and Willie Macc joins us to share his experiences handling a pregnancy at 16 and all that comes after.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a collapsing bridge and Rob Kutner is here to talk about the time he had to deal with an official of a collapsing government.
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly elephant attack and talk about the shows and movies they've been watching.
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