September 13, 2025 • 27 mins
Your favorite husbands are back to review Real Housewives of Atlanta! Lisa and Larsa finally call a truce (for now), while Alexia and Stephanie mend fences—though it comes at Marysol’s expense. Adriana's birthday bash brings shady cake and even shadier comments. Guerdy opens up to a therapist in a powerful moment, and Alexia reveals she and Todd are trying to rekindle their relationship. Meanwhile, Stephanie drops a bomb on Adriana: she’s onto Marysol. Buckle up, it’s a bumpy ride in the 305!
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:12):
Music Welcome to the episode of Husbands Watching Housewives.
I'm Scott. And I'm Jeff and we just.
Watched episode of The Real Housewives of Miami.
Sure did like. How it kind of cut you off
guard? You like what?
I know you start recording. Yeah.
No, we're going here. We are here.
We. Are my cholesterol is high?
Are you happy now? Like right before that they
(00:33):
started. I went to the doctor today.
I did a whole barrage of like, I've had things wrong with me.
So I just went in and was like, my back hurts, my ankle hurts.
I got this weird thing on my abdomen and I get this thing up
here and I'm up blood. I did the whole thing.
So everything's fine. As far as I know, my ankle isn't
damaged. My cholesterol is slightly high.
That's the moral of that story. But my liver, my liver is back
(00:55):
in check. It's good.
That's good. We got to work on my
cholesterol. Well, so do you, Mr. High
Cholesterol. That's not high.
Yours was high. That was the one thing about
your test results that was slightly high.
Oh, it was. Well, that was from the
insurance thing. That's everything like.
So yes, I think you mentioned itlike a couple weeks back that I
want to get life insurance inspired by Teddy Mullenkamp.
(01:20):
So yeah, so it came, it's finalized and I got the life
insurance. So if anything happens, knock on
wood. If anything happens, it was his
idea. It wasn't mine.
I didn't. Nothing.
Wasn't me, but as they run all these tests, and yes, it wasn't
me, my cholesterol was slightly high.
So yeah, we got to work on that.We might be a maya's high too.
We are men in our 40s who like the couch.
(01:42):
I think everyone's classical. Too much?
Yeah, like not working out enough.
We don't eat too much like you eat.
I mean we. I do eat like I I'm not a
grazer, but like when I find a snag, I'll just like keep going
back to it. So I'm not like grazing about
all different snacks, but I'll like, especially I'm working
from home. It's like, oh, let me get the
ships. Let me go back, Let me go back.
(02:03):
OK, so you're telling me I need to like, whack your hand when
you go for the chips? Yeah.
Or just. Snacks at home, like this
afternoon I was like, you know, have those little enchiladas and
I was like, well, there's some chips and sauce with it and
like, I just ate like half the bag.
I'm like, well, that's ridiculous.
Calm it down. Cut.
It all right, understandable, but no, I, I, I think that it's,
you know, if you talk to any, like it's the first time I had
(02:25):
high cholesterol or something. I think I talked to my doctor
and I was like, is that bad? He's like, well, I mean, do you
like eating red meat? Then?
Yeah, you're gonna have high cholesterol.
Just basically like anytime likeyou just are our age and you eat
certain things, it's gonna just be bad for you.
And it's just a matter of not eating them excessively, which
we don't I think we keep very. Good, but like it could we could
(02:46):
cut down like do we need the other night go out and.
Get pizza. I Yes, yes.
If I had to cook that night, could you imagine eating that
mushroom dish at home? You would have died.
I would have died for you. It wasn't the best.
Was not the best. So yeah, we needed to go out for
our own sanity. So there's a trade off of sanity
versus mental health versus physical health.
Yeah. But anyway, Meanwhile, Miami.
(03:09):
Miami, unless you want. To know about this morning.
I'm good, I just think it all. Comfortable, get comfortable.
I'm to remind people to check usout on the socials and go to our
new website, husbandswatchinghousewives.com.
Yep Yep, technically you just type in husbands watching
housewives and like hit control enter and it puts all the other
stuff around it for you. Welcome to 2002.
It's a long title, it is. Nobody else is going to.
(03:31):
Nobody else has it right. So I was realizing when I was
bringing I so I brought our little business cards over to my
brother's house today and I justleft them on the entry table.
I realized that we probably should have them and say like
husband's watching Housewives, aReal Housewives podcast.
Doesn't. Sound kind of horny like.
I never thought about that. Yeah, because we are like the
last people who would be like making housewife porn.
(03:53):
Well said facts. But also, I think we thought
about more so having this these at Bravo Con, where of course
you can't say housewives withoutthinking Real Housewives.
But so we might need to make 2 sets of like kind of promotional
materials, some that say like Housewives podcast.
Right, even if you go if you go to the link tree is like scream
(04:15):
housewives no Real Housewives. Right, exactly.
So maybe I mean the people that we're trying to get there, they
will understand. But I guess if we're looking for
people who don't, what is this about?
They're like, is this not a rewatch of Desperate Housewives?
Yes. Are they not?
Just no, it is not. They 2 gay men talking about why
they their their straight marriages failed.
Oh see all sorts of different things so.
(04:38):
So many iterations. But yeah, I think we we'll work
on it. We'll get the marketing, get the
marketing right, All right. But meanwhile on Miami.
Yeah, so it was 80s. So that's why I'm wearing the
shirt of Heather's. That's my favorite movie.
It happens to be an 80s movie, 1989.
That's what I got to say about that, yeah.
But I mean, it's great. What's your damage?
(04:58):
Which I've seen that movie so many times.
I just know it like backwards and forwards and yeah.
Is that the fuck me gently with a chainsaw?
Movies it is. Yeah, I didn't.
I had never seen, I had never seen Heather's until that point
in a certain point in my life. But my friends in junior high
would always say that, and I hadno idea what they were talking
about. I was like, yeah, that's funny.
(05:19):
Well, it's funny to me, like I grew up watching the censored
version. It was always on Cosmic Comedy
Central back in the day, was it?Fluff me gently with a chain
they. Would just like bleep it out
together but I've been sitting and they would cut out certain
scenes and then when I watched the unedited version I was like
oh look at that. Nice.
(05:42):
It is. It's my favorite.
The the best things ever is watching a Martin Scorsese movie
on cable or on network television, like when they
played like Goodfellas or Casinoon like CBS.
Once time I mean. That's when you get all the
creative swear words. You're like, yeah, you gosh darn
melon farmer, you know, things like that.
So. So anyways, we're the 80s
(06:02):
aerobics on the boat. And oh, the Virgin, the Virgin
cruise continues, right? Which I don't know, there's like
1 scene where they show, I thinkLarsa wasn't walking across the
deck meeting them somewhere. And then Lisa, Lisa, I don't
know the rest of that. They could have, they could have
been at port. I'm just saying I don't know
really. See your theory Did we walk on
(06:25):
the moon? Yes, we did walk on the moon.
But yeah, I hear what you're saying.
What you're saying. Go ahead and move on.
Carry on. Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah. So we're doing Indians aerobics,
blah, blah, blah, like leg warmers.
And then we cut to this Lisa Larsa finally, you know, they
both apologize. They got to a good place.
(06:47):
We. I miss you.
I don't want to hurt you. Let's leave it there.
Never address anything else, never bring Jodi around, never
talk about Marcus. Like, let's just live in this
happy little bubble into the reunion.
It was Marisol earlier who was like, you just got to let the
details go like. Don't, Alexia.
Alexia just don't harp on the details and then she harps a
little bit on the details. I thought it was going to go
poorly after that. I.
(07:08):
Thought surprised. I thought that she'd be annoyed
that it didn't seem that Larsa or Lisa apologized enough.
But it's feel like we're so largely eating right, eating it.
But I don't know. As long as they're fight in this
moment because of course, you know, they're at each others
throats. Reunion, I'm sure.
So it was fight at this moment. That was cool.
(07:28):
And then we get to the spot. So the whole spa thing was just
like more of a party than the relaxing spa situation.
I mean, it seemed to me like if I had a bunch of friends and I
was like, hey, they're letting us use the spa for whatever we
want. It'd be like, yeah, let's get a
couple spa treatments, but then let's just party.
Let's break out. Champagne, I'd be more like,
let's go in. This is like something where
they should have been going in shifts because there's too many.
(07:51):
It's like there's nine of them and there's too many at like at
one point to like actually feel like you're relaxing.
You know, I can see. But then we have this Alexia
Stephanie scene of they realize,I feel like there's going to be
like straight up, it's a big business.
Like Oh my God, are we separate?Like you have a sister.
I'm talking I have. A.
(08:12):
You were just. Talking to You're an alpha, I'm
an alpha. This, this whole when she said
like, I'm an alpha too. I'm just like, oh, are you an
empath as well? Chris and Rodi?
I was just like, there's certainthings.
That's Adriana. Oh, but there's just certain.
But Chris and Doty as well, she said she was an empath.
There's things like when someonesays they're an empath, they're
(08:33):
they're not an empath. The same way that if someone has
to say they're an alpha, they'renot an alpha.
It's. It's just like, again, if I
after they say that I'm rich, I'm not that rich, you know,
that sort of thing. It whispers.
Exactly, wealth whispers. Yeah.
So. So, but yeah.
But I'm glad they had the conversation and like, well,
the. Conversation was more like we
get to a good place by throwing Marisol under the bus.
(08:55):
Right, which is exactly what Marisol did kind of back to
earlier was like, it was really,you know, talk to Alexia about
it and they're just like pointing at each other.
I wonder if that's been their MOall along.
Yeah, From what I recall, it seemed very mutual that day they
got up and they're like, we bothfeel uncomfortable.
She might leave us in this in Marabella.
Let's just not go, period. It didn't seem like one or the
(09:15):
other was leading the charge. It was Alexa who wrote the text
because she would word it the best.
To me, I see that's where I think you and I have
disconnected on this. So like, the entire time, I feel
like it was always Marisol's idea.
Like Alexia wasn't even thinkingabout not going until Marisol
was just like, I don't know, like, I don't want to be left
there. And then Alexia was like, yeah,
you're right, You're right, Yeah.
(09:37):
They both seem to be bothered the night before when Stephanie
said this is a seating chart, this is how it's gonna go.
And if anyone pisses me off, I'mgonna leave them like Marisol
was like, oh, I feel like they made I.
I think and. Yeah, like kind of mutual like
this is. You're not wrong, but I think, I
think Alexia would have been like, well, whatever.
But once Marisol like, said it out loud, she's like, yeah, me
(09:58):
too, you know? So yeah.
But regardless, it was dumb. Stephanie would never.
She wouldn't have left them in Marabella.
Like she was just pissed off at that moment because it was
coming from that really chaotic dinner and she was in her
feelings, but she wouldn't, you know, whatever.
So that was dumb. But yeah, effectively it could
be, you know, talk it out, even if it's a Marisol's expense, you
(10:22):
know, whatever, whatever. So what else may have been
Gertie going to? Well, she talked about going to
the therapist with the drama andthen she actually did go.
But before they get to that, I don't like it when trips and mid
episode it needs to be like, OK,we're going back home.
Here we come Miami at the end ofthe episode.
(10:43):
Because when you shift gears midepisode like wait what?
I don't mind what it's like the very middle of the episode.
Is that how this one was? I feel like this is a little bit
later than middle. I feel like we got like a 20
minute ending back in Miami, I feel.
Like there were at least three segments because there was like
greater earring therapy. She came back.
She's still in therapy. And the last therapy forever.
Yeah, and the last one was Adrian and Stephanie.
(11:04):
True. So it was truly I don't like
that. No, it's.
Interesting to have enough. It's not.
My ideal situation, but. Yeah.
I think the fact that everyone made-up, they they're like, all
right, well, we can't. Yeah, let's not ruin the cruise.
Right. We can't do anything else with
them. So, but yes, Gordian therapy.
Yeah, I don't mean to make lightof Gertie's therapy.
(11:24):
Yeah, just like it's the sort ofthing where I'm glad she went
on. And I was saying to you while we
were watching it, like, I think that there are a lot of other
housewives that would do this and it would feel performative.
Yes. And maybe, you know, maybe it is
Gertie's case, but we don't knowher in such a way that we
automatically go like, uh, like I can probably name five other
housewives. If they were like, I'm going to
(11:45):
go to therapy and talk about howmy upbringing, my trauma, it
would be like, oh, please. But this seemed very genuine and
very, you know. She's the very genuine person.
That we know of. Yeah, it's just.
I hate that I'm qualifying, right?
You know, it's like, like we don't.
Well, we don't really know anybody, that's why I know.
But like the negative. But we don't have a history with
these women that's. Like when I say I dislike
somebody I like go on a rant. It's just I dislike the behavior
(12:08):
in this episode or episodes or like the past, but I'm not
saying like she's this way and I'm not getting deep into the
cycle analyzing, but enough. More I have to edit out certain
things. I see how it is.
I see. I know the.
Thing with therapy on Housewivesshows is that we're not going to
see it multiple times typically.So we can't really like follow
(12:30):
the threat because one, yeah, noone, this is not what the show
is meant for, to show like multiple therapy sessions,
right? But and then two.
Any therapist that goes on a housewives show.
It's just if you're going to getthat deep, you probably wouldn't
want to have that filmed. You know, it's like about trauma
here. But yeah, we're not going to see
(12:52):
her again. Probably not.
We'll get a recap of the reunionabout where she's going or she's
doing. But yeah, this isn't, you know,
is that there's a couple therapyreality show on HBO or Yeah.
I mean, I don't even know what that.
Yeah, yeah, that, that show. So it's not that.
But yeah, I'm glad that she win.We're actually dealing with her,
with her issues. I'd like to know more about like
(13:13):
the logistics of being left. Like I always thought it was
that, you know, they had to sendthem ahead because they're
trying to get everyone in the family out.
But maybe there's more to it. And but it does seem really
scare at her end. And also I could see her as a
parent now saying like I couldn't imagine just sending my
kids and not, you know, knowing what's going on with them and
(13:36):
people. I guess they were taking care of
her and her brother didn't seem maybe that interested in doing
so from what she. Or they, you know, they were
like, we have our own kids or whatever the situation was.
Yeah, for sure. That's got to be rough.
But yeah. Yeah.
And then we. What did Julia cry about this
episode? Did she cry about anything?
She didn't really had much to doand I was kind of happy about
(13:59):
that. All right, Perfect.
Yeah. She wanted to put a diaper on a
goat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Having put a diaper on a dog fora long time.
Oh. My God, we missed Adriana and
the cake. I thought that would be more of
a big thing. Yeah, she scraped the age off of
it and. Who did that, though?
I hope we find out. I hope they go back to it
(14:20):
because it had to be either Julia or Marisol.
Probably Marisol. Yeah, yes, Someone was saying
because Gertie posted about thisand some of the comments was
like, well, it couldn't be Larsa, she can't do equations.
I did think well. That's horrible.
Well, I was on there. I was.
(14:40):
I was. Like what?
What is that? The correct order of operations?
That's what I didn't. Think well, that's a lot of
like, you know, that takes a lotof effort, like three 2 * 2 -,
550. 4 Anytime you get you have 4 -. 9 or what?
Or five. Derek ruining.
It's a spoiler. It's 9.
Yeah, so, so. But like, yeah, I don't think
any of them would do. No one would write.
(15:03):
No one would choose maths. So maybe it was Gertie then.
She's about the only one I couldthink that would be like, I can
do math. I think it was Julia.
OK. Maybe she just asked somebody.
Kiki was a lot of fun. Oh Kiki.
Like I'm tired of Kiki talking about her boobs.
And just her parts in general. Like my vagina needs sun.
(15:25):
Right. I'm a spread eagle.
It's like, why are you? Is that your shtick?
Might be, I mean, nothing says it can't be.
But like, yeah, after a point, you know, is is that really
charming anymore? No, it gets to who else does
that? Oh, Vanderpump always did that.
And it got. Lisa Vanderpump.
Yeah, she'd always just. Is there Anander Vanderpump?
(15:48):
I didn't even know if you meant someone on Vanderpump versus
Vanderpump would do that in Beverly.
Hills, Good point. Lisa Vanderpump sexualized
everything, including animals. Like, oh, you're such a sexy
piece. OK.
And then it's like, I don't know.
No, I don't need that. Thank you.
I can understand. Yeah, I don't.
I don't need that either. Yeah, it's like she's always
like, oh, I'm not going to get, what's her name?
(16:10):
Todd? Not Todd, I don't.
Know her name? Her husband's name?
I don't know his name, Jimmy. It's not.
Is it Todd? No.
Why is it? Terry.
No, Ken. Ken.
I got a kid in the banana shop and that's a horrible list.
Random. I'm sorry, let's move on from
that. Could you do some more Lisa
(16:33):
Vanderpump for me, please? It's turning me on.
Sorry, it's turning me on. Lisa, Renna and Kyle both do
very good Vanderpump impersonations.
I am not one of those people. Well, now I really want to go
see Downton Abbey. We got to see that.
We're going to see that when he comes out.
So of course I came out with this camp.
It's out. It's out.
(16:53):
It's out well. Fuck, we got to go tomorrow.
Maybe. Maybe.
Sunday. Sunday.
I got a matinee. Yeah, we got so many plans.
We're doing a brunch thing and then a dinner thing.
Well, Penny's in town. We got to see Penny.
I ain't name drop, you dropped apenny.
It's all good. It's all good.
(17:15):
It's our friend's and mother-in-law.
Well. Our friend's mother and our
other friend's mother-in-law. Yes, they're married.
Yes, and their mother. And their mother.
Penny is in town and she's great.
Yeah, she had a Penny on the show.
She's a therapist. Oh my gosh, they'd be like
Penny. Should we just go over to their
house tomorrow night and be likewhen we're done with dinner?
(17:35):
Penny, you're gonna come with us.
We're gonna watch an episode of Housewives.
We need your opinion. No.
We're gonna be like. I'll bring in a few mics.
We'll just do it on our phone. We'll have a nice audio episode.
It'll be great. There's a penny.
What are your thoughts on doing a therapy session on a reality
show? Like what?
Yeah, she's like. Well, so glad you asked.
Yeah, today she was telling me all about how they drink oregano
(17:57):
oil when they get sick. Like it helps like their immune
systems and stuff, but it tastesawful.
She and Joe. Yes.
So you heard all about that because Chris's allergies were
acting up and she's like, sure, you don't want some marine oil.
He's like, no, last time I did that I barfed.
So. She's like oh it does taste
awful, why would you recommend? Like how much are you drinking?
(18:19):
Well, she said that they used topour it into orange juice and
like, it would make it somewhat more palatable.
But then she's like, then we learned they put them in
capsules, and now we just learned we'd take capsules.
Oh, so should get some aroma. Wow.
I mean, if you're really worriedabout getting sick, you know
what? We can talk to Penny about it
tomorrow. Less till now, till tomorrow.
Till next time. Well, no.
(18:39):
OK. No, we're not.
We're not done. No, no, no.
Say. I want to kind of make Penny our
secret star. Like next time Penny comes to
town when they call. By the way, you're a hit on our
podcast, right? Everyone's like, where's Penny?
Everyone loves a lovable mother-in-law, yeah.
Housewife or mother? Yes.
Yeah, she's a character. She's totally she's got history,
(18:59):
yes. So, yes.
So the ending. Is Stephanie planning this
holiday party? Oh yeah, I forgot.
About that the Shoma Christmas. The way she talks about like the
Shoma Gallery is like ever, likeit's a household name.
Like the Shawn. Yeah, I'm just like, like
everyone's, everyone knows exactly what this is.
It's like the Kennedy Center. It's like OK.
(19:21):
The Kennedy Center isn't even the Kennedy Center, or just.
True. Thanks for the water, by the
way. Sure.
Yeah, she's starting this party.And then Adriana did you?
So you didn't know that Adriana was a singer?
Did not know that. So not watching in Miami, but
you know, hearing things or seeing things on online over the
years I've seen that they were at a Pride event or she
performed at Pride events and she is a singer and a dancer and
(19:46):
all I know I performed at Bravo Con.
She's no Erica Jane, that's all I know.
I think in the same, well, I don't really know her genre, her
whole thing, but I think it's kind of.
Comparable. Maybe because.
She's got a following. I mean, I don't know if she's
gonna like, break into how many fucks do I get does.
She pat the puss. I don't think she Pats the puss,
(20:07):
I think Erica. Trademarked that Pat the Puss
TM. Yeah, yeah, OK.
Yeah. No, but I did not know that she
has singers, Chip. I did not know that Adriana was
a singer. So when she's like, I'm gonna
have Adriana sing. I was like, oh, is that things
that Adriana does? A 10 piece band that performs
for Gloria Estefan and. Emilio.
(20:27):
Estefan, Emilio Estefan. I'm assuming some relation to
Gloria Ever. Same.
That's her husband. Oh, OK, that's her manager.
That's her, Her. Her.
Guy Well, I'll it's not the the Miami Sound Machine is all I'm
saying. So could be totally different.
It's not full force you. Bring me the Miami Sound
Machine, then I'll sing. Until then, nothing.
That her guy like her director like her, you know, they've
(20:50):
always been her. Fella, her music partner.
Some Yeah. OK, I should know more.
I I should know more. I've seen the Gloria Estefan
behind the music. I should know more.
Look, just because you like someof the Divas episodes doesn't
mean you know everything about all the.
Gloria wasn't the original I. Know, I know that I was saying
doesn't mean you know everything.
A lot of people don't know that.I'm not a lot of people.
(21:11):
I'm saying the audience might have forgotten that it was
Mariah, Gloria, Shania, Aretha, Celine and Carole King.
See that ones kind of easy to freak next Carole King, but.
Yes, yeah, it was great. Divas, natural one.
(21:32):
Divas live. What Divas live?
So good 98 Goodyear so, but the whole thing is that we need to
gather aside from like Adriana talking about her performance is
that they just want to talk smack about Marisol because
Stephanie is now deduced that Marisol's a problem when she
thought it was Alexia. It's really Marisol and she like
(21:53):
now is like she's going to take a shot at me.
You better aim right or I got the you.
Better hit the bullseye, that's what it was.
Yeah. I like that Alexia was.
And Alexia Adriana was just like, yeah, you rehearsed that.
It wasn't. You go, girl.
Wasn't awkward at all, but I also like that's the sort of
(22:15):
thing where like why wasn't thather tagline?
Like she says it? It could have been like, hence
the tagline. It could have been.
Does anyone ever say their tagline was in mid season?
No, but that's been someone else's tagline.
Like that's true. Oh, there's Bethany.
If you're gonna take a shot of this bee, you better you better
not miss or something like that.I would like it if they all had
(22:36):
to say their tagline mid season and like just work it into like
like they knew at the beginning of the season they'd have to
work it into. Something because they don't
know until like the end of the Idoubt.
That they're probably something that they said during filming
that. Makes like retains like their
story that year. Well, like, I didn't realize
this entire season I was like, Lisa's is just kind of generic.
But now that I know that she's late to everything.
Oh yeah. I was like I may not be prompt
(22:58):
but OK I right. So, and that feels like smiles
at that one. Whatever.
In any event, what happening is like gunning for a for Marisol.
Now that's the moral story. Yeah.
And I, oh, we forgot the whole Marisol Alexia.
I'm not gonna eat dinner. Dinner Marisol, Alexia and
(23:19):
Frankie and. Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it worked. I feel like Alexia ate some
dinner. She I could see her.
Eat some noodles. She was.
It was Marisol was like, I had some vegan cheese where you came
over, guys? Yeah, and she did not her Yeah,
did not have dinner. I was a little franking me, like
just I look down. I like that as exact words were
a little less drunk, just like you.
(23:41):
You're clearly you're drunk, butyou're being too drunk.
Marisol, Marisol a little less. Drunk, so it's fair.
It's accurate. That's great.
But yeah, the whole on this Alexia, I'm forgiven, Todd, we
want to move forward. Like, is this whole season not
been about like, let's, you know, help Alexia through this?
(24:02):
And now she's talking about she's like a stripping Todd, you
know, and did what he did to you, did that not have an
impact? No.
I mean, I mean, I guess. What about Frankie?
She's getting the D She's happy.Sometimes people are mesmerized
by the D. It's Miami like you've been
married how many times you can get some DI?
Think you mean Miami D? No.
(24:25):
No. I will walk out of this podcast
room. Come on, we can make that work.
Come on, that can if only we went to Miami and we got tea in
Miami. Well was funny, I thought was
when Lars when Gertie showed up with like her eyes wide shut
they all and Lars is like, I think Gertie missed the memo.
She looks like she's going to a Swinners party in Fort
Lauderdale and I'm like, oh, bird on Fort Lauderdale.
(24:48):
A little bit. I did like how they made it seem
like we're all should wear red because we're like we're bad
bitches. And I was like also, it's the
red party. Like OK, that's why you're all
wearing red. It's not because like you guys
decided to, it's that the ship was having a.
Theme party Scarlet Park Got it Yes, got it.
Let's dance around with all these blurred out faces because
(25:08):
they can't all get. Can't sign their relief.
I did like when they were eatingor whatever that their everyone
behind them was like giving reactions because clearly it was
one of those if you walk into this room you give consent to be
on. Or maybe they were in
international waters at that point, they didn't need a
consent. No, the people behind them were
like, what is happening? Yeah, yeah.
So. That was a lot.
(25:30):
That was a lot, and water's pretty good, isn't it?
Well, now it's all gone. You drank.
Oh, I drank all of it. You drank.
Your own milk, No. Look, I drank milk and I had
Oreos right before the podcast. I can't, just can't just come
on, I'll lactose Y. Lactose.
Y we got through everybody. I think so.
We're gonna do a shift over. You gotta give me room for Salt
(25:53):
Lake. Yeah, so we're gonna put Miami
over here and put Salt Lake and leave, leave, leave chair open
like for Jesus, but for Pod, forPotomac.
Yeah, We also the next week are doing our collaboration.
Yeah, we had our collab coming up with besties.
Bestie approved. So basically, they're gonna.
I don't know how it's gonna work, OK?
(26:14):
I'm counting on coming home or being home from work that day
and. Being home that day.
And just sitting down when you tell me to sit down and being
like hi, how you doing? But you're the one who's
figuring out the tech stuff. No, I'll just put on the video
and we'll make it work. I'll make that happen, but I
have no idea how the format's gonna go.
Not the format, I'm single, but the tech part of like having all
four of us. Yeah, yeah, cuz I don't think
they record in the same. We will figure it out.
(26:37):
They don't, I don't think anyways.
We'll make it happen. It'll be like a wonderful Zoom
call about housewives and all the horrible shit that's going
on in the world, right? Now, gosh, that's gonna be a a
lot. It could be a lot, but it'll be
good. I look forward to it.
Excited. Yes.
Yes. So until next time.
The next time.
Music Welcome to the episode of Husbands Watching Housewives.
I'm Scott. And I'm Jeff and we just.
Watched episode of The Real Housewives of Miami.
Sure did like. How it kind of cut you off
guard? You like what?
I know you start recording. Yeah.
No, we're going here. We are here.
We. Are my cholesterol is high?
Are you happy now? Like right before that they
(00:33):
started. I went to the doctor today.
I did a whole barrage of like, I've had things wrong with me.
So I just went in and was like, my back hurts, my ankle hurts.
I got this weird thing on my abdomen and I get this thing up
here and I'm up blood. I did the whole thing.
So everything's fine. As far as I know, my ankle isn't
damaged. My cholesterol is slightly high.
That's the moral of that story. But my liver, my liver is back
(00:55):
in check. It's good.
That's good. We got to work on my
cholesterol. Well, so do you, Mr. High
Cholesterol. That's not high.
Yours was high. That was the one thing about
your test results that was slightly high.
Oh, it was. Well, that was from the
insurance thing. That's everything like.
So yes, I think you mentioned itlike a couple weeks back that I
want to get life insurance inspired by Teddy Mullenkamp.
(01:20):
So yeah, so it came, it's finalized and I got the life
insurance. So if anything happens, knock on
wood. If anything happens, it was his
idea. It wasn't mine.
I didn't. Nothing.
Wasn't me, but as they run all these tests, and yes, it wasn't
me, my cholesterol was slightly high.
So yeah, we got to work on that.We might be a maya's high too.
We are men in our 40s who like the couch.
(01:42):
I think everyone's classical. Too much?
Yeah, like not working out enough.
We don't eat too much like you eat.
I mean we. I do eat like I I'm not a
grazer, but like when I find a snag, I'll just like keep going
back to it. So I'm not like grazing about
all different snacks, but I'll like, especially I'm working
from home. It's like, oh, let me get the
ships. Let me go back, Let me go back.
(02:03):
OK, so you're telling me I need to like, whack your hand when
you go for the chips? Yeah.
Or just. Snacks at home, like this
afternoon I was like, you know, have those little enchiladas and
I was like, well, there's some chips and sauce with it and
like, I just ate like half the bag.
I'm like, well, that's ridiculous.
Calm it down. Cut.
It all right, understandable, but no, I, I, I think that it's,
you know, if you talk to any, like it's the first time I had
(02:25):
high cholesterol or something. I think I talked to my doctor
and I was like, is that bad? He's like, well, I mean, do you
like eating red meat? Then?
Yeah, you're gonna have high cholesterol.
Just basically like anytime likeyou just are our age and you eat
certain things, it's gonna just be bad for you.
And it's just a matter of not eating them excessively, which
we don't I think we keep very. Good, but like it could we could
(02:46):
cut down like do we need the other night go out and.
Get pizza. I Yes, yes.
If I had to cook that night, could you imagine eating that
mushroom dish at home? You would have died.
I would have died for you. It wasn't the best.
Was not the best. So yeah, we needed to go out for
our own sanity. So there's a trade off of sanity
versus mental health versus physical health.
Yeah. But anyway, Meanwhile, Miami.
(03:09):
Miami, unless you want. To know about this morning.
I'm good, I just think it all. Comfortable, get comfortable.
I'm to remind people to check usout on the socials and go to our
new website, husbandswatchinghousewives.com.
Yep Yep, technically you just type in husbands watching
housewives and like hit control enter and it puts all the other
stuff around it for you. Welcome to 2002.
It's a long title, it is. Nobody else is going to.
(03:31):
Nobody else has it right. So I was realizing when I was
bringing I so I brought our little business cards over to my
brother's house today and I justleft them on the entry table.
I realized that we probably should have them and say like
husband's watching Housewives, aReal Housewives podcast.
Doesn't. Sound kind of horny like.
I never thought about that. Yeah, because we are like the
last people who would be like making housewife porn.
(03:53):
Well said facts. But also, I think we thought
about more so having this these at Bravo Con, where of course
you can't say housewives withoutthinking Real Housewives.
But so we might need to make 2 sets of like kind of promotional
materials, some that say like Housewives podcast.
Right, even if you go if you go to the link tree is like scream
(04:15):
housewives no Real Housewives. Right, exactly.
So maybe I mean the people that we're trying to get there, they
will understand. But I guess if we're looking for
people who don't, what is this about?
They're like, is this not a rewatch of Desperate Housewives?
Yes. Are they not?
Just no, it is not. They 2 gay men talking about why
they their their straight marriages failed.
Oh see all sorts of different things so.
(04:38):
So many iterations. But yeah, I think we we'll work
on it. We'll get the marketing, get the
marketing right, All right. But meanwhile on Miami.
Yeah, so it was 80s. So that's why I'm wearing the
shirt of Heather's. That's my favorite movie.
It happens to be an 80s movie, 1989.
That's what I got to say about that, yeah.
But I mean, it's great. What's your damage?
(04:58):
Which I've seen that movie so many times.
I just know it like backwards and forwards and yeah.
Is that the fuck me gently with a chainsaw?
Movies it is. Yeah, I didn't.
I had never seen, I had never seen Heather's until that point
in a certain point in my life. But my friends in junior high
would always say that, and I hadno idea what they were talking
about. I was like, yeah, that's funny.
(05:19):
Well, it's funny to me, like I grew up watching the censored
version. It was always on Cosmic Comedy
Central back in the day, was it?Fluff me gently with a chain
they. Would just like bleep it out
together but I've been sitting and they would cut out certain
scenes and then when I watched the unedited version I was like
oh look at that. Nice.
(05:42):
It is. It's my favorite.
The the best things ever is watching a Martin Scorsese movie
on cable or on network television, like when they
played like Goodfellas or Casinoon like CBS.
Once time I mean. That's when you get all the
creative swear words. You're like, yeah, you gosh darn
melon farmer, you know, things like that.
So. So anyways, we're the 80s
(06:02):
aerobics on the boat. And oh, the Virgin, the Virgin
cruise continues, right? Which I don't know, there's like
1 scene where they show, I thinkLarsa wasn't walking across the
deck meeting them somewhere. And then Lisa, Lisa, I don't
know the rest of that. They could have, they could have
been at port. I'm just saying I don't know
really. See your theory Did we walk on
(06:25):
the moon? Yes, we did walk on the moon.
But yeah, I hear what you're saying.
What you're saying. Go ahead and move on.
Carry on. Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah. So we're doing Indians aerobics,
blah, blah, blah, like leg warmers.
And then we cut to this Lisa Larsa finally, you know, they
both apologize. They got to a good place.
(06:47):
We. I miss you.
I don't want to hurt you. Let's leave it there.
Never address anything else, never bring Jodi around, never
talk about Marcus. Like, let's just live in this
happy little bubble into the reunion.
It was Marisol earlier who was like, you just got to let the
details go like. Don't, Alexia.
Alexia just don't harp on the details and then she harps a
little bit on the details. I thought it was going to go
poorly after that. I.
(07:08):
Thought surprised. I thought that she'd be annoyed
that it didn't seem that Larsa or Lisa apologized enough.
But it's feel like we're so largely eating right, eating it.
But I don't know. As long as they're fight in this
moment because of course, you know, they're at each others
throats. Reunion, I'm sure.
So it was fight at this moment. That was cool.
(07:28):
And then we get to the spot. So the whole spa thing was just
like more of a party than the relaxing spa situation.
I mean, it seemed to me like if I had a bunch of friends and I
was like, hey, they're letting us use the spa for whatever we
want. It'd be like, yeah, let's get a
couple spa treatments, but then let's just party.
Let's break out. Champagne, I'd be more like,
let's go in. This is like something where
they should have been going in shifts because there's too many.
(07:51):
It's like there's nine of them and there's too many at like at
one point to like actually feel like you're relaxing.
You know, I can see. But then we have this Alexia
Stephanie scene of they realize,I feel like there's going to be
like straight up, it's a big business.
Like Oh my God, are we separate?Like you have a sister.
I'm talking I have. A.
(08:12):
You were just. Talking to You're an alpha, I'm
an alpha. This, this whole when she said
like, I'm an alpha too. I'm just like, oh, are you an
empath as well? Chris and Rodi?
I was just like, there's certainthings.
That's Adriana. Oh, but there's just certain.
But Chris and Doty as well, she said she was an empath.
There's things like when someonesays they're an empath, they're
(08:33):
they're not an empath. The same way that if someone has
to say they're an alpha, they'renot an alpha.
It's. It's just like, again, if I
after they say that I'm rich, I'm not that rich, you know,
that sort of thing. It whispers.
Exactly, wealth whispers. Yeah.
So. So, but yeah.
But I'm glad they had the conversation and like, well,
the. Conversation was more like we
get to a good place by throwing Marisol under the bus.
(08:55):
Right, which is exactly what Marisol did kind of back to
earlier was like, it was really,you know, talk to Alexia about
it and they're just like pointing at each other.
I wonder if that's been their MOall along.
Yeah, From what I recall, it seemed very mutual that day they
got up and they're like, we bothfeel uncomfortable.
She might leave us in this in Marabella.
Let's just not go, period. It didn't seem like one or the
(09:15):
other was leading the charge. It was Alexa who wrote the text
because she would word it the best.
To me, I see that's where I think you and I have
disconnected on this. So like, the entire time, I feel
like it was always Marisol's idea.
Like Alexia wasn't even thinkingabout not going until Marisol
was just like, I don't know, like, I don't want to be left
there. And then Alexia was like, yeah,
you're right, You're right, Yeah.
(09:37):
They both seem to be bothered the night before when Stephanie
said this is a seating chart, this is how it's gonna go.
And if anyone pisses me off, I'mgonna leave them like Marisol
was like, oh, I feel like they made I.
I think and. Yeah, like kind of mutual like
this is. You're not wrong, but I think, I
think Alexia would have been like, well, whatever.
But once Marisol like, said it out loud, she's like, yeah, me
(09:58):
too, you know? So yeah.
But regardless, it was dumb. Stephanie would never.
She wouldn't have left them in Marabella.
Like she was just pissed off at that moment because it was
coming from that really chaotic dinner and she was in her
feelings, but she wouldn't, you know, whatever.
So that was dumb. But yeah, effectively it could
be, you know, talk it out, even if it's a Marisol's expense, you
(10:22):
know, whatever, whatever. So what else may have been
Gertie going to? Well, she talked about going to
the therapist with the drama andthen she actually did go.
But before they get to that, I don't like it when trips and mid
episode it needs to be like, OK,we're going back home.
Here we come Miami at the end ofthe episode.
(10:43):
Because when you shift gears midepisode like wait what?
I don't mind what it's like the very middle of the episode.
Is that how this one was? I feel like this is a little bit
later than middle. I feel like we got like a 20
minute ending back in Miami, I feel.
Like there were at least three segments because there was like
greater earring therapy. She came back.
She's still in therapy. And the last therapy forever.
Yeah, and the last one was Adrian and Stephanie.
(11:04):
True. So it was truly I don't like
that. No, it's.
Interesting to have enough. It's not.
My ideal situation, but. Yeah.
I think the fact that everyone made-up, they they're like, all
right, well, we can't. Yeah, let's not ruin the cruise.
Right. We can't do anything else with
them. So, but yes, Gordian therapy.
Yeah, I don't mean to make lightof Gertie's therapy.
(11:24):
Yeah, just like it's the sort ofthing where I'm glad she went
on. And I was saying to you while we
were watching it, like, I think that there are a lot of other
housewives that would do this and it would feel performative.
Yes. And maybe, you know, maybe it is
Gertie's case, but we don't knowher in such a way that we
automatically go like, uh, like I can probably name five other
housewives. If they were like, I'm going to
(11:45):
go to therapy and talk about howmy upbringing, my trauma, it
would be like, oh, please. But this seemed very genuine and
very, you know. She's the very genuine person.
That we know of. Yeah, it's just.
I hate that I'm qualifying, right?
You know, it's like, like we don't.
Well, we don't really know anybody, that's why I know.
But like the negative. But we don't have a history with
these women that's. Like when I say I dislike
somebody I like go on a rant. It's just I dislike the behavior
(12:08):
in this episode or episodes or like the past, but I'm not
saying like she's this way and I'm not getting deep into the
cycle analyzing, but enough. More I have to edit out certain
things. I see how it is.
I see. I know the.
Thing with therapy on Housewivesshows is that we're not going to
see it multiple times typically.So we can't really like follow
(12:30):
the threat because one, yeah, noone, this is not what the show
is meant for, to show like multiple therapy sessions,
right? But and then two.
Any therapist that goes on a housewives show.
It's just if you're going to getthat deep, you probably wouldn't
want to have that filmed. You know, it's like about trauma
here. But yeah, we're not going to see
(12:52):
her again. Probably not.
We'll get a recap of the reunionabout where she's going or she's
doing. But yeah, this isn't, you know,
is that there's a couple therapyreality show on HBO or Yeah.
I mean, I don't even know what that.
Yeah, yeah, that, that show. So it's not that.
But yeah, I'm glad that she win.We're actually dealing with her,
with her issues. I'd like to know more about like
(13:13):
the logistics of being left. Like I always thought it was
that, you know, they had to sendthem ahead because they're
trying to get everyone in the family out.
But maybe there's more to it. And but it does seem really
scare at her end. And also I could see her as a
parent now saying like I couldn't imagine just sending my
kids and not, you know, knowing what's going on with them and
(13:36):
people. I guess they were taking care of
her and her brother didn't seem maybe that interested in doing
so from what she. Or they, you know, they were
like, we have our own kids or whatever the situation was.
Yeah, for sure. That's got to be rough.
But yeah. Yeah.
And then we. What did Julia cry about this
episode? Did she cry about anything?
She didn't really had much to doand I was kind of happy about
(13:59):
that. All right, Perfect.
Yeah. She wanted to put a diaper on a
goat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Having put a diaper on a dog fora long time.
Oh. My God, we missed Adriana and
the cake. I thought that would be more of
a big thing. Yeah, she scraped the age off of
it and. Who did that, though?
I hope we find out. I hope they go back to it
(14:20):
because it had to be either Julia or Marisol.
Probably Marisol. Yeah, yes, Someone was saying
because Gertie posted about thisand some of the comments was
like, well, it couldn't be Larsa, she can't do equations.
I did think well. That's horrible.
Well, I was on there. I was.
(14:40):
I was. Like what?
What is that? The correct order of operations?
That's what I didn't. Think well, that's a lot of
like, you know, that takes a lotof effort, like three 2 * 2 -,
550. 4 Anytime you get you have 4 -. 9 or what?
Or five. Derek ruining.
It's a spoiler. It's 9.
Yeah, so, so. But like, yeah, I don't think
any of them would do. No one would write.
(15:03):
No one would choose maths. So maybe it was Gertie then.
She's about the only one I couldthink that would be like, I can
do math. I think it was Julia.
OK. Maybe she just asked somebody.
Kiki was a lot of fun. Oh Kiki.
Like I'm tired of Kiki talking about her boobs.
And just her parts in general. Like my vagina needs sun.
(15:25):
Right. I'm a spread eagle.
It's like, why are you? Is that your shtick?
Might be, I mean, nothing says it can't be.
But like, yeah, after a point, you know, is is that really
charming anymore? No, it gets to who else does
that? Oh, Vanderpump always did that.
And it got. Lisa Vanderpump.
Yeah, she'd always just. Is there Anander Vanderpump?
(15:48):
I didn't even know if you meant someone on Vanderpump versus
Vanderpump would do that in Beverly.
Hills, Good point. Lisa Vanderpump sexualized
everything, including animals. Like, oh, you're such a sexy
piece. OK.
And then it's like, I don't know.
No, I don't need that. Thank you.
I can understand. Yeah, I don't.
I don't need that either. Yeah, it's like she's always
like, oh, I'm not going to get, what's her name?
(16:10):
Todd? Not Todd, I don't.
Know her name? Her husband's name?
I don't know his name, Jimmy. It's not.
Is it Todd? No.
Why is it? Terry.
No, Ken. Ken.
I got a kid in the banana shop and that's a horrible list.
Random. I'm sorry, let's move on from
that. Could you do some more Lisa
(16:33):
Vanderpump for me, please? It's turning me on.
Sorry, it's turning me on. Lisa, Renna and Kyle both do
very good Vanderpump impersonations.
I am not one of those people. Well, now I really want to go
see Downton Abbey. We got to see that.
We're going to see that when he comes out.
So of course I came out with this camp.
It's out. It's out.
(16:53):
It's out well. Fuck, we got to go tomorrow.
Maybe. Maybe.
Sunday. Sunday.
I got a matinee. Yeah, we got so many plans.
We're doing a brunch thing and then a dinner thing.
Well, Penny's in town. We got to see Penny.
I ain't name drop, you dropped apenny.
It's all good. It's all good.
(17:15):
It's our friend's and mother-in-law.
Well. Our friend's mother and our
other friend's mother-in-law. Yes, they're married.
Yes, and their mother. And their mother.
Penny is in town and she's great.
Yeah, she had a Penny on the show.
She's a therapist. Oh my gosh, they'd be like
Penny. Should we just go over to their
house tomorrow night and be likewhen we're done with dinner?
(17:35):
Penny, you're gonna come with us.
We're gonna watch an episode of Housewives.
We need your opinion. No.
We're gonna be like. I'll bring in a few mics.
We'll just do it on our phone. We'll have a nice audio episode.
It'll be great. There's a penny.
What are your thoughts on doing a therapy session on a reality
show? Like what?
Yeah, she's like. Well, so glad you asked.
Yeah, today she was telling me all about how they drink oregano
(17:57):
oil when they get sick. Like it helps like their immune
systems and stuff, but it tastesawful.
She and Joe. Yes.
So you heard all about that because Chris's allergies were
acting up and she's like, sure, you don't want some marine oil.
He's like, no, last time I did that I barfed.
So. She's like oh it does taste
awful, why would you recommend? Like how much are you drinking?
(18:19):
Well, she said that they used topour it into orange juice and
like, it would make it somewhat more palatable.
But then she's like, then we learned they put them in
capsules, and now we just learned we'd take capsules.
Oh, so should get some aroma. Wow.
I mean, if you're really worriedabout getting sick, you know
what? We can talk to Penny about it
tomorrow. Less till now, till tomorrow.
Till next time. Well, no.
(18:39):
OK. No, we're not.
We're not done. No, no, no.
Say. I want to kind of make Penny our
secret star. Like next time Penny comes to
town when they call. By the way, you're a hit on our
podcast, right? Everyone's like, where's Penny?
Everyone loves a lovable mother-in-law, yeah.
Housewife or mother? Yes.
Yeah, she's a character. She's totally she's got history,
(18:59):
yes. So, yes.
So the ending. Is Stephanie planning this
holiday party? Oh yeah, I forgot.
About that the Shoma Christmas. The way she talks about like the
Shoma Gallery is like ever, likeit's a household name.
Like the Shawn. Yeah, I'm just like, like
everyone's, everyone knows exactly what this is.
It's like the Kennedy Center. It's like OK.
(19:21):
The Kennedy Center isn't even the Kennedy Center, or just.
True. Thanks for the water, by the
way. Sure.
Yeah, she's starting this party.And then Adriana did you?
So you didn't know that Adriana was a singer?
Did not know that. So not watching in Miami, but
you know, hearing things or seeing things on online over the
years I've seen that they were at a Pride event or she
performed at Pride events and she is a singer and a dancer and
(19:46):
all I know I performed at Bravo Con.
She's no Erica Jane, that's all I know.
I think in the same, well, I don't really know her genre, her
whole thing, but I think it's kind of.
Comparable. Maybe because.
She's got a following. I mean, I don't know if she's
gonna like, break into how many fucks do I get does.
She pat the puss. I don't think she Pats the puss,
(20:07):
I think Erica. Trademarked that Pat the Puss
TM. Yeah, yeah, OK.
Yeah. No, but I did not know that she
has singers, Chip. I did not know that Adriana was
a singer. So when she's like, I'm gonna
have Adriana sing. I was like, oh, is that things
that Adriana does? A 10 piece band that performs
for Gloria Estefan and. Emilio.
(20:27):
Estefan, Emilio Estefan. I'm assuming some relation to
Gloria Ever. Same.
That's her husband. Oh, OK, that's her manager.
That's her, Her. Her.
Guy Well, I'll it's not the the Miami Sound Machine is all I'm
saying. So could be totally different.
It's not full force you. Bring me the Miami Sound
Machine, then I'll sing. Until then, nothing.
That her guy like her director like her, you know, they've
(20:50):
always been her. Fella, her music partner.
Some Yeah. OK, I should know more.
I I should know more. I've seen the Gloria Estefan
behind the music. I should know more.
Look, just because you like someof the Divas episodes doesn't
mean you know everything about all the.
Gloria wasn't the original I. Know, I know that I was saying
doesn't mean you know everything.
A lot of people don't know that.I'm not a lot of people.
(21:11):
I'm saying the audience might have forgotten that it was
Mariah, Gloria, Shania, Aretha, Celine and Carole King.
See that ones kind of easy to freak next Carole King, but.
Yes, yeah, it was great. Divas, natural one.
(21:32):
Divas live. What Divas live?
So good 98 Goodyear so, but the whole thing is that we need to
gather aside from like Adriana talking about her performance is
that they just want to talk smack about Marisol because
Stephanie is now deduced that Marisol's a problem when she
thought it was Alexia. It's really Marisol and she like
(21:53):
now is like she's going to take a shot at me.
You better aim right or I got the you.
Better hit the bullseye, that's what it was.
Yeah. I like that Alexia was.
And Alexia Adriana was just like, yeah, you rehearsed that.
It wasn't. You go, girl.
Wasn't awkward at all, but I also like that's the sort of
(22:15):
thing where like why wasn't thather tagline?
Like she says it? It could have been like, hence
the tagline. It could have been.
Does anyone ever say their tagline was in mid season?
No, but that's been someone else's tagline.
Like that's true. Oh, there's Bethany.
If you're gonna take a shot of this bee, you better you better
not miss or something like that.I would like it if they all had
(22:36):
to say their tagline mid season and like just work it into like
like they knew at the beginning of the season they'd have to
work it into. Something because they don't
know until like the end of the Idoubt.
That they're probably something that they said during filming
that. Makes like retains like their
story that year. Well, like, I didn't realize
this entire season I was like, Lisa's is just kind of generic.
But now that I know that she's late to everything.
Oh yeah. I was like I may not be prompt
(22:58):
but OK I right. So, and that feels like smiles
at that one. Whatever.
In any event, what happening is like gunning for a for Marisol.
Now that's the moral story. Yeah.
And I, oh, we forgot the whole Marisol Alexia.
I'm not gonna eat dinner. Dinner Marisol, Alexia and
(23:19):
Frankie and. Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it worked. I feel like Alexia ate some
dinner. She I could see her.
Eat some noodles. She was.
It was Marisol was like, I had some vegan cheese where you came
over, guys? Yeah, and she did not her Yeah,
did not have dinner. I was a little franking me, like
just I look down. I like that as exact words were
a little less drunk, just like you.
(23:41):
You're clearly you're drunk, butyou're being too drunk.
Marisol, Marisol a little less. Drunk, so it's fair.
It's accurate. That's great.
But yeah, the whole on this Alexia, I'm forgiven, Todd, we
want to move forward. Like, is this whole season not
been about like, let's, you know, help Alexia through this?
(24:02):
And now she's talking about she's like a stripping Todd, you
know, and did what he did to you, did that not have an
impact? No.
I mean, I mean, I guess. What about Frankie?
She's getting the D She's happy.Sometimes people are mesmerized
by the D. It's Miami like you've been
married how many times you can get some DI?
Think you mean Miami D? No.
(24:25):
No. I will walk out of this podcast
room. Come on, we can make that work.
Come on, that can if only we went to Miami and we got tea in
Miami. Well was funny, I thought was
when Lars when Gertie showed up with like her eyes wide shut
they all and Lars is like, I think Gertie missed the memo.
She looks like she's going to a Swinners party in Fort
Lauderdale and I'm like, oh, bird on Fort Lauderdale.
(24:48):
A little bit. I did like how they made it seem
like we're all should wear red because we're like we're bad
bitches. And I was like also, it's the
red party. Like OK, that's why you're all
wearing red. It's not because like you guys
decided to, it's that the ship was having a.
Theme party Scarlet Park Got it Yes, got it.
Let's dance around with all these blurred out faces because
(25:08):
they can't all get. Can't sign their relief.
I did like when they were eatingor whatever that their everyone
behind them was like giving reactions because clearly it was
one of those if you walk into this room you give consent to be
on. Or maybe they were in
international waters at that point, they didn't need a
consent. No, the people behind them were
like, what is happening? Yeah, yeah.
So. That was a lot.
(25:30):
That was a lot, and water's pretty good, isn't it?
Well, now it's all gone. You drank.
Oh, I drank all of it. You drank.
Your own milk, No. Look, I drank milk and I had
Oreos right before the podcast. I can't, just can't just come
on, I'll lactose Y. Lactose.
Y we got through everybody. I think so.
We're gonna do a shift over. You gotta give me room for Salt
(25:53):
Lake. Yeah, so we're gonna put Miami
over here and put Salt Lake and leave, leave, leave chair open
like for Jesus, but for Pod, forPotomac.
Yeah, We also the next week are doing our collaboration.
Yeah, we had our collab coming up with besties.
Bestie approved. So basically, they're gonna.
I don't know how it's gonna work, OK?
(26:14):
I'm counting on coming home or being home from work that day
and. Being home that day.
And just sitting down when you tell me to sit down and being
like hi, how you doing? But you're the one who's
figuring out the tech stuff. No, I'll just put on the video
and we'll make it work. I'll make that happen, but I
have no idea how the format's gonna go.
Not the format, I'm single, but the tech part of like having all
four of us. Yeah, yeah, cuz I don't think
they record in the same. We will figure it out.
(26:37):
They don't, I don't think anyways.
We'll make it happen. It'll be like a wonderful Zoom
call about housewives and all the horrible shit that's going
on in the world, right? Now, gosh, that's gonna be a a
lot. It could be a lot, but it'll be
good. I look forward to it.
Excited. Yes.
Yes. So until next time.
The next time.
Popular Podcasts
My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark
My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true crimes and hometown stories from friends and listeners. Since MFM launched in January of 2016, Karen and Georgia have shared their lifelong interest in true crime and have covered stories of infamous serial killers like the Night Stalker, mysterious cold cases, captivating cults, incredible survivor stories and important events from history like the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. My Favorite Murder is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including historic true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include Buried Bones with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com