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Welcome to the episode of Pleasants watching Housewives.
I'm Scott and I'm John, and we just did our final day of Bravo
Con. Yes.
And boy, are arms tired. Exhausted.
Yeah, I mean, I think we woke upa little, a little ready to be
done, but we went in and we gaveit our our good old college try,
got two more photo OPS, went to a panel, hung out the VIP
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lounge. It was it was overall a nice
chill, calm day. That's some fun people.
Light again. Definitely met some fun.
Waiting in line or waiting in the lounge is where it's at, you
know, people just have a nice little conversation with.
We're gonna go to her Etsy shop,see what else she has to offer.
She gave us a wonderful, wonderful recovery package.
It had, you know, everything youneed to recover from Las Vegas.
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It's. Right there.
Sorry, I should have had that with you.
Here it is right here sticker. I'm old.
I can't read the sticker on it. Of course is I'll tell you how
I'm doing. Not well, bitch, but Once Upon a
bean at Once Upon a beans is thetype line or the handle.
So thank you for everything on that.
That was really cute. She was lovely.
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Like we're waiting in lines, like just got the line at the
lounge, not knowing he was goingto like be there for a while.
We're like, let's just get this line.
Well, so when we walked in, we were told Denise Richard was
going to be there, right? And so we were like, we didn't
see her. So there's one line of people
that were, you know, was formingfor what looked like the end of
some summer hospitality or summer, you know, I get them all
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that stuff. And so we figured, well, Denise
must be coming to this other side of the room.
So we were waiting in line there.
And then it turned out that thatwas not even Denise.
It ended up being Angie and Whitney.
The other line, the line that I heard the woman's sister was
that was Angie and Tamara and Brodwin, yes.
So she definitely got the betterphoto.
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Well, I mean, we had a wonderfulphoto op with Portia, but like
having so many Robert liberties in one photo is I I find pretty
rare for us. So I should I think you win.
Thanks for the recovery carat package.
But you need to win. So yeah.
We had to leave because we had our lovely photo op with with
Porsche which is so nice. It was.
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It was good. She looked great, we got to tell
her we have 4 sheets sets of your sheets.
So we so we have we bought Porsche sheets, especially I was
toying with the weather seller, like, you know, and people are
saying welcome back, but like for us, she's never like we've
been following her even when shewas off the show.
And so when she was off the show, we supported her by buying
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some of her sheets because they were also sound like lovely
sheets. And you know what they are?
They're great sheets. But we went to put on new sheets
as it was getting cold back homeand we were like, you know, it'd
be great if Portia made some flannel sheets.
So today, as you know, we had our picture.
It was, oh God, I walked up, there's music playing and
Porsche is doing a little bit of, you know, dancing there,
waiting in place by yourself. She hugs you first and she's
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like, dance with me and you're like, oh.
I think you want that. Like come pictures of me doing
my little white boy dance. It was cute and then I thought
that would be it. But you like, you know, took our
photo and and then that's when Jeff threw out there.
Yeah, we had like so many sets of your sheets and she was like,
and then she's like. Yeah, hurry, you do.
And I'm like, yeah, it's great. But I.
And we're like, girl, you need to make some flannel wise.
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And she's like, wait, wait, wait.
How about this, how you feel, how you feel about a comforter?
We're like, we'll buy a comforter, but we want the
flannel sheets too. But she's like, I got you
there's. There's something that's going
to keep us warm when it gets cold, so.
But I guess you heard it here first.
Porsche's coming out with a comforter.
So cute. She was so funny and nice.
Yeah, it. Was very, very nice and so then
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after that we had lunch and. Then we basically like, went
right back in because our next photo op was Kyle, Kathy and
yeah, I got to say I have no words.
Yeah. I thought I was meeting with
Kyle, like, you know, knocking me with Erica and, you know,
whatever. But I just love her so much.
And all I could say was like, hi, Kyle.
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And she was like, it's lovely meeting you or something to that
effect. And I was like, I looked at the
photo and I was like, thanks, Scott.
It's pretty much the the standard, just don't meet your
heroes 'cause you know. No, it was no, it was about her.
I was more like I was like I hadnothing to I could think of
nothing to say. I was like you're my memory and
I love you, but I'm like so trite.
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So I was just like, I don't needto say anything.
And it was also. 4% Halloween ismy favorite horror movie.
So it was also a bit awkward because it not only was it Kathy
and Kyle, Nikki Hilton was also there.
I don't know where I'm like, what the hell is Nikki doing?
And so like, she seemed to be running interference for Kathy.
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So like, people wouldn't necessarily be like flanking
Kathy on both sides. So I wouldn't be beeline for
Kyle and then you like basically?
I ran interference with Kathy, so you know, but it's not like
they didn't say anything. I didn't.
And I really don't know who Nikki Hilton is.
Like I know who she is, but like, I don't know why, you
know, I wouldn't even know when to start a conversation with
her. Right.
You know, I think she designed stuff and I think that's why she
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was there, right? That booth was, you know, her
stuff. Her stuff, her guy with her mom,
Yeah. Something that effect, yeah.
But no, it was they were lovely,gracious, little amazing, the
three of them. And so we had that picture.
Yeah, Cathy was like, go to the booth.
Yeah. Stop by the booth.
Yeah, it was cute. Me and my 5000 friends, yeah.
So then after that, we had to rush over to the Salt Lake
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panel, which was hosted by the host of Bitch Sesh, Casey
Wilson. And I forget Lauren's last name,
but everyone looked great. But we got in there, you know,
maybe 20 minutes in, 15 minutes in.
Maybe like 10 or so. OK, Literally we're like pitcher
shopped over because they're acting at the same time.
Yeah. It was a little disappointing
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that panel, we gathered because we missed the disclaimer at the
beginning, I'm sure, but we gathered that they weren't going
to be talking about anything of the current season.
I think there's a disclaimer. I think they're just like we're
going to show iconic moments. I remember like in the
description of the panel and talked about that.
So I think they in in order to make it, but not just another
like, hey, how's it going? Tell us what's going on and and
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of course, you know, they can't talk about stuff that's
correctly happening so but. When she out called for the
audience question, she said and you know, remember we're not
going to talk about this season at all.
So no question, she said that, she said.
We're running no questions aboutthis season.
He said that I miss out. But so they were just showing
iconic moments from Salt Lake's,you know, history.
And so it was, you know, all theall the clips you'd think that
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they would show, they showed. And so you're like, OK, great.
You know it's, you know. It was crazy to see Monica.
Yeah, it was crazy to see her onthe screen.
Let's see in the other confrontation, you know,
receipts proof timeline. Collides to the bitter with
Heather. Yeah, the whole rumors and
Hoseman that's. A $60,000 ring like a lost Yeah
Palm Strange bathroom. And you know, I know people love
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it's sesh and I love Casey Wilson.
I was telling you know Jeff about this.
I loved her on SNL, like I thought she was hilarious but
I'm finding her and her I don't.Her Bravo takes aren't ones that
I and I think the way that she goes about throwing her shade is
a little too a niche I think, and it's just not one that I'd
get or not one that I've I really go with.
So I mean, while it was funny and entertaining, I think the
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only real good dig was about Britney filming them.
What was? What was?
Like all because I saw her do itwhen she had that panel of the
problem where stage live stage like she was just taking like,
you know, basically like go ahead and lie essentially and
like okay, thanks. We're like, yeah, doing.
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Then she plugged her show, right?
That she has, yeah. But didn't Casey Wilson make a
joke about like, oh, it's great that you could film that, but
you couldn't fill on the plane, You know, what was that?
It was something, it was something that else mentioned
the play. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So it was the only reference to the current season, which I
thought the only. For Meredith, saying like, you
know, we'll stay tuned for this.Oh yeah.
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It's like, whatever. But yeah, then him, Lisa,
singing away in a Manger. Lisa's voice was gone.
That was Whitney's was going. You could tell.
Earlier in the day we saw him Lisa and I'd, you know,
obviously not the hugest Lisa Bartlett fan, but yeah, I
appreciate good hair and that woman because I saw her man in
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the back because it's like she and John she and like like two
or three security guys and John Brown were like just like
walking down the hall and the security was like no, no, no.
And like we got separated. Yeah, we're like trying to get
picture and like when someone like.
Yeah, the one security people kind of mushed me out of the
way. And so I'm behind her and I'm
like, look, I don't like this woman very much, but I'm her
hair is amazing. And so I didn't yell out, Lisa,
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you have or like your hair looksgreat, Lisa.
And she turned around and harassed John Barlow and smiled
and like, and she like waved. I waved.
I don't know with Lisa Barlow. Something you never thought
you'd. Well then, then during the
panels you'll have about her hair so much and her spraying.
With her Kerastas, yeah. Yeah.
So overall, I don't think it wasthe best panel.
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Like I think the best panel of the entire trip was Atlanta.
Yes, Orlando with a very close second with Potomac.
Yeah, it's a shame we missed outon the Valley panel.
I think that would have been. Exactly what it is.
Yeah. And then was there another panel
that we could have gone to that we didn't, or was that the gist
of them? That was the gist of them,
because there wasn't one for AC right here, you know, of course,
New York, New Jersey 0. Oh, right, we saw asked and this
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morning that was the other thingwe.
Did that was a great pale. That was a great panel because
it really started off with what I assume is a hungover, tired
Andy walking in and just immediately get into questions.
Like he just started opening them to both sides of the room
for questions. I remember.
Last time we did this and twitchway three like again Jeff Lewis
had. The the first day.
Ask Andy and then the next ask Andy, which is Andy doing this
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and that's that's all you need is like Andy and audience,
right, You know, in the Q&A and.Because he's really tired and
kind of worn down from the weekend.
He's just like, OK, what do you want to know?
Yes, but he did see promise some, you know, some new
information and we did get some.So yes, we got the Rhode Island
trailer that's coming in 20 and 26, the actual show.
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What were your thoughts on the trailer?
I thought it looked good, good there.
We, you know, as we knew from listening to I think we knew
from listening from 2 TS but also just reading some, you
know, Internet stuff. Dolores makes an appearance
because one of her good friends is on the show.
I think she has to be a friend of.
Oh, she's Dolores with. That's your.
Friend. Oh, interesting.
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Dolores's friend looks just likeDolores.
It was alarming. To the point where like is that
her sister and they even make a joke in a trailer like do we
like to life? But my only guess is they go to
the same doctor and the same hair stylists and things like
that. Yes, maybe they do have the same
position. Yes, it treats them, yes, but
they it's very first of all, I thought I was a good trailer
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too. I wasn't super hyped about it
but like it was interesting to see like a new show because I
haven't got a new brother show since Salt Lake in 2020.
That's a chant, Ronnie. Sure, Yeah, that's true.
Yeah. But it was just like, OK, this
is cool. And new women and to see like
their and, you know, I think it's just like Salt Lake.
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People don't have a lot of expectations about, right.
Well, actually more so Rhode Island.
They don't really know much about Rhode Island, right.
Instead of just like, see all that.
Like it looks very pretty. But I have to say that I'm sure
after a few episodes I'm like, I'm cooled down.
All of them look the same. They all the same exact hair
color, same tan, tan. They're all Italian.
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I believe it. Doesn't seem to be.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I feel it's a heavy
Italian stadium in Rhode Island.I thought it was good that, you
know, they show all those big old, you know, kind of Newport,
RI houses and mansions, and thenthey seem like the luxury is a
step above New Jersey, you know,and out, you know, they don't.
Didn't all look like Mcmansions.And that's what I lied to about
it. Yeah.
Yeah. But a couple of them kind of are
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that Teresa sort of, you know, giant front door mansion.
But I thought, I think that the luxury will be a little bit more
on the line of Beverly Hills. That was more classic, like New
or New Jersey, like Melissa's house.
Yeah, yeah. Well, some of it did, yeah.
But either way, I'm, I think it looks, I'm looking forward to, I
like it that the a lot of the housewives, I don't think any of
them have a name of another housewife.
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Yeah. We're not going to have another
Lisa that we're going to Lisa from Rhode Island or Lisa from
Salt Lake. You know, we're not going to
have a Mary. It's just a Kelsey.
Had her. And JoJo Ellen?
Joe Hyphen Ellen. Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Yeah. So it's going to be nice that,
you know, we have some fresh names and fresh faces and I'm,
I'm excited about that. Yes.
And then the other thing that hementioned was his Segways also.
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I don't know why I'm surprised. The Segways.
Guys. Hey guys, people keep asking me
if the Ultimate Girls trip is going to come back and boy do I
have some news for you. It's going to be ultimate road
trip with iconic housewives and other iconic housewives
traveling to in east each city. Yeah, so that.
Like, is it going to be like like it?
Better be like Rd. Rules.
It better be like Vicki in a small family van.
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I. Don't know.
Oh, maybe she makes the appearance, the small family.
I think, I think it's the start with Vicki like well, so do you
want to see? He's mad on the show.
He's going to be both at the same time, right?
I I think that if it's going to be anyone, it should be, but
maybe they'll get they'll get Monica and Winnebago from Salt
Lake and she'll go out. No, I was just thinking Gasol
Lathe had Angie in the Winnebagothis start of this season.
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I think it's more so to me, OG. So I think it's gonna be like,
like Teresa and Vicki and you know.
Dorinda thing like. Kyle a little way out of the
Sonia, of course, of course. I thought there was gonna say
there's gonna be like a a whole like just like a Roni, another
Roni Ultimate girls trip where they just go to like another
destination. But the roading news is that
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they have cast a show and they'll start filming, you know,
a couple of months and we'll know more soon.
I think it's very telling that both that all that Aaron and
Jessel and Sai, we're here this weekend.
I expect them to be there with like maybe three or four other
women basically so. It's a shame that Raquel is not
coming back. I like.
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I like. Raquel, but maybe she was too
normal. Yeah, maybe she'll be a friend
of who knows. There's like an.
Appearance. It'd be nice, yeah, But because
she was. But she was Jenna's fan, Fred.
So Jen is not on the show. I don't think Chanel will be
yet. No, I don't think so.
And I think it's ever. I saw a clip where Chanel
basically eluded the fact that Uber's not coming back and Brad
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quit the show yet. So I don't think any of us were
expecting Uber to come back with, you know.
Yeah. It was like, I'm good in
Connecticut. Thanks.
Yeah. With, with Oliver.
Is that his name? Yeah, Oliver.
Yeah. So anyway, you know, it was, you
know, good information. I the Ask Andy was a good panel.
It was a good. I don't call it a panel, just
Andy up there. Some people ask, some really out
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of pocket. Glide.
And why are you asking about thesize of it?
Andy's being asked. Yeah.
I, why are you doing that? Yeah, it's, it's 10:00 in the
morning. Yeah.
Nobody needs that, nobody needs that.
And then also like to ask Jerry top her a bottom.
I mean, and it's a little, you know, intrusive, but also if you
know anything about Andy, you know, he's a top.
I mean, a tough. No more quotes around that.
Then why are you giving me that luck 'cause you're just.
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Rude. If you're you're always saying
they're rude, like you're being rude.
Luck I'm not the most well mattered person sometimes I.
Get that out. I apologize.
Yeah, really. Let's get that out, yeah?
We can have a flight to catch ina bed and the exhaustion is
catching. Up it, really.
Is so we're going to, we're going to end up getting out of
here, going home, feeding the cats.
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That's the cats. Crawling into bed.
I don't want to have it in me towatch Potomac tonight.
No, I'll do it. Getting home too late and seven
too late yeah yeah, yeah so don't expect our Potomac episode
anytime soon because we are burnt out, but we.
Put off this episode today, yeah.
We'll put this out today and then hopefully Monday, possibly
Tuesday morning, we'll have the Potomac episode out.
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Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah.
Was there anything else? You know, we basically to that
they're a little goodbye tour. We lighted, went to the VIP
lounge. We're like, oh, oh, it's just
Gretchen and Jen, let's move on and.
Ryan and Mincey Slade that Ryan was there.
I'm sure Slade was listening sore in the show.
Some way to? Jump out oh.
On the way out of our farewell tour, we walked out in the hall
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and Jared was like, had his Oh. God.
Jared Osman had a small like ring of women around him talking
to him and he were having conversation, but we stopped for
half a second and it really did sound like he was explaining to
them, like what's really happening.
Explaining himself. Because the other thing in one
way is that you know you have toknow.
You have to understand. You have to understand and.
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Then I was like, oh, he's man, there's.
A lot of women just basically saying, like, why are you
shooting Britney this way? And, you know, I think there's,
there's. And he got booed, too.
At one point. He stood.
Oh yeah. He's called a big panel.
And gotten totally booed. Yeah, it it doesn't feel good to
hear someone get booed even though you don't.
Like them? Can you imagine if like being
really like back in 2019 when that happened or 2022 when it
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happened? That when I had them live that
was an awful and then didn't ever get booed the other night
and watch. Yeah, but I think it was to a
certain extent I, yeah, when I got like booed like she likened
to, you know, the BWF. Yeah, yeah, Who was wrestling?
Perfectly. Yeah.
Like she was like the what's they they call the villain the
villain. The bad guy, the Batty.
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I like it's not the foil but thethe heel.
OK, yeah, they call him the heel.
I'll go with that. So so yeah, I always saw Vicky
for a second. Oh, we didn't see.
Vicky. With her orange, yeah.
She had her orange. She's carrying that thing around
or made a joke that and she's like carrying someone made a
joke there. She's carrying around like an
incubator. Like, I'm not thinking like that
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old Betsy Shay High School project.
We have to take care of an egg. An egg.
Yeah. Vicky has an orange.
I always even care of this orange.
Like it's a child. So that was when.
Do we start filming? We saw Louis and Teresa again.
So much, you know what, If I wasa huge Teresa fan, I would be
delighted because you saw Teresa.
Every time I turned around, there she was.
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And then Louis, of course, was in too.
Yeah. Saw Kathy again at her booth
and. Assad.
Dorinda. Oh yeah.
I had not, of course. Yeah.
Then Caroline and Lisa. Was it Larsa?
Larsa, we're taking photos. That was nice.
And Sergio, of course, Sergio's always, never far behind.
Right. And then like Cynthia was there
with Kathy Yeldon and Urnuth. So I'll like, you know, pockets
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of of probably our last day, Sonia.
So yeah, while we will miss it and we will probably tomorrow or
you know, next week or a month from now back on this fondly and
be like, man, why is it not going to happen again until
2027? We're supposedly the one like
was grilled and they're like, when's the next one?
Then he's like, I'm trying to get through this one, lady.
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Yeah. Yeah.
But I mean, it's likely like things don't change enough in
our opinion to have this every year.
And it's also just so expensive,probably expensive to put on
expensive to do this just overall, like it takes time out
of everyone's schedule to make this this happened and they do a
good job of it. There's things that definitely
need improvement, as I'm sure with everything.
But I just, I can't see this doing this every year for
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everyone who went to Miami last year or earlier this year,
whatever the hell that. Was Miami was maybe like a day
or two. Right, I just can't imagine
going and being this. We love Bravo, clearly, but a
week? I couldn't imagine doing this
about every year, no. So.
Anything else we need to go over?
No, I think this about it was a great weekend then we had a
great time. Even though we're very tired, we
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enjoyed ourselves. So they put on a good con, Yeah.
Yeah, they really do. And so on that note, I think we
will talk about all this next time.
Till next time.