November 5, 2025 • 39 mins
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City tensions are still afloat as the yacht trip continues.
(Season 6, Episode 8)
Angie drops a bomb by revealing that Lisa has been gossiping about Todd—sending Bronwyn into a tailspin. The women try to lighten the mood with a group excursion, but Lisa and Meredith’s friendship hits rough waters when Lisa accuses her of not having her back—and even Mary agrees.
Meanwhile, Heather and Bronwyn start to bond, proving that anything can happen at sea. The women go all out for a zombie-themed dinner, where Lisa offers an unexpected apology to Bronwyn. But when Britani brings up fresh rumors about Seth, Meredith explodes… and Captain Jason wisely ducks for cover.
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(00:16):
Welcome to another episode of Husbands Watching Housewives.
I'm Scott. And I'm Jeff.
And we just watched an episode of The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City. Still below deck?
Above deck. Still somewhere.
On a deck. Yeah.
Somewhere on a deck or that floaty pad thing.
Yes, on Lisas crying pad. It's like crying God.
You know, whenever I do the intro, which by the way, fingers
(00:36):
crossed we've got our music back, We haven't had any issues
with the music, so. Only the episodes back that were
removed. Well they haven't given those
back to us yet, but the last episode post with music no
problems. So like was.
Yeah, yeah, we're good. We're good so far.
Unless, unless Wednesday is the day that Spotify decides to just
screw with us. But.
They're like, Oh no, you're too popular with that salt way.
(00:59):
Yeah, exactly. So I'm happy we I have that
back, but every time I do the intro, it's just so automatic.
Now that, you know, welcome another episode, I'm wondering
if I'm actually speaking English.
Like in my head it's sounding what I'm like, but is it just
gibberish? Am I just saying words?
But I'm glad it is coming out comprehensible.
(01:20):
Gobbledygook. Yeah.
Exactly. No gobbledygook, no.
So today was the first day of photo op signups for Bravo Con.
So I'm only bringing this up because a lot of people have
asked us to talk about the BravoCon and keep Bravo Con
experience going, you know, and fill it.
Well, Travis and I think the weed wine, whenever ladies, they
(01:42):
said, hey, you know. OK, we'll see how.
Let's break it down so. We we should break it down for
the people that aren't going andalso the people that are going
so they could learn from our mistakes, but also so people can
learn that it's not all that glitter and gold.
Because we thought we would signup for these photo OPS and have,
especially because we're VIP. Yeah, we'd have the pick of the
litter, the run-of-the-mill, andno, we did not.
(02:05):
So how it breaks down is that today we were signing up for
photo OPS for next Friday and we'll do the same thing tomorrow
and Thursday as VIP people, general mission is Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, right? So we're signing up for Friday
slots and the number one goal was Erica and Kyle, of course.
(02:25):
And so we had a plan because we were going to be together.
I was on a bus headed to work. He was actually at work.
So I was going to go for Tamara and Katie are their choice.
And he was going to go for Kyle and Erica.
So we're sitting there and you know, we get you get an e-mail
saying it's time to you can get registered at 8 o'clock 8:00 AM
(02:46):
Pacific Time. And so we're like waiting,
waiting. I'm on the bus, you know,
refreshing and I just happened to refresh at 7:58 and bam, it
was ready. And I was like oh shit.
So I texted Scott go go. It's available.
And so I'm in there after you guys go to like two different
(03:06):
screens. It's really annoying.
And I'm like, OK, they're all the slots.
And I thought to myself I shoulddo Kyle and Eric.
I was like, no, no, no, I'm going to do mine because I don't
want. Yeah, we don't want to double up
on it like we'll both end up getting, you know.
Right, so I went straight and I was like, OK, no, I'm going to
do this. Even though my head was like I'm
going to regret this and I did it.
(03:27):
Not that I regret getting Katie and Tamra, which I did.
Got to love seeing them. So I got robbed them.
But meanwhile, I'm trying to do my part from the my office.
You know, best Internet connection in the world.
Probably not the best, but you know it's up there.
There should be no problem at all.
I get through all the different screens.
(03:49):
I'm a little discombobulated because there's this drop down
that lists all the different photo OPS.
So sorting through that just to find Kyle and Erica was the
first problem because I just. I figure it should be done
differently. Anyway, I finally find it added
to the cart and Nope, sold out already.
And that was at Yeah, that was at the time it was supposed to
(04:11):
start. But because Bravo opened
everything up two minutes early,that's so dumb that 2 minutes
makes a difference that we didn't get our first choice
basically because we weren't, I wasn't there, right.
Ready to go early Which? And the reason why I didn't, you
know, it's like from doubling up, I'm like, well, surely it's
like he's right behind me, like a beat behind.
(04:32):
He will surely be able to get Kyle and Erica and then yeah,
no. So I was kicking myself.
I was spiraling on the bus, kicking myself for not doing
what I should have done. And but it's OK, It's OK.
Yeah, I feel like a horrible husband because I didn't get my
husband the thing that he wantedat Bravo Con.
(04:53):
You're an amazing husband. And this whole, whoever put this
together, you not you don't suck, but you're you're annoying
me. Yeah, Sir.
Madam. Yeah.
I mean, the fact that, well, thefact that for Bravo Con that
it's just like Ticketmaster is irritating, the fact that we
have to sit there and like beat people of the punch.
And also, I'm not going to lie, I'm going to be a little snobby
(05:16):
about it. We didn't pay a bazillion
dollars to be VIP to have to compete with, you know, all
these other people like we should get.
And I know we're getting a day early and I know that they're
probably reserving or keeping some spots for the general
admission, which is fine. As they should.
Because we didn't get it. We urged you right last.
Year, but at the exact same the exact same note, we should
(05:37):
shouldn't be as such a cutthroatthing for the VIPs to get, you
know, a secure spot with the photo OPS.
It shouldn't. And I, you know, especially
because I think if you were to look proportionately as the, the
number of people going to Bravo Con as general versus VIPI think
proportionally it's. Only more general.
Exactly. And you're right, I think you
(06:00):
say 8:00 AM, it's 8:00 AM because not everyone's going to
be refreshing 5000 times. Like I could have missed it too.
And I just said like, OK, right,8:00 AM, I'm going to be right
there. I just randomly refreshed.
And as it was, yeah, all the different people we tried to get
or I tried to get, they kept disappearing, going.
Some jokes weren't. There to bro and.
Gone. And so we ended up getting I, we
(06:23):
if we should have done Dolores and Plano, we should.
But we ended up doing Riley and Ariana.
Ariana from Next Gen. Which conflicts with the Beverly
Hills panel. And that's the only reason we're
a little disappointed that we didn't go with Dolores.
See those? Yes, absolutely.
Yeah. But it's just I want to see the
Beverly Hills panel, so yeah. So we'll see how, you know, if
the Beverly Hills panel ends up being boring, you know, it won't
(06:46):
be, you know, we could duck out of there early.
But yeah, it just, it's disappointing that things, I
mean, it's so dumb that 2 minutes makes a difference and
that I really know. Because thousands of people who
are like, you know, someone in Bravo Con said in the Bravo Con
Facebook group that we heard part of said, I've been doing so
(07:06):
many like high, not high risk. I really sought after concerts
I've been doing for so long, probably like Taylor Swift,
Beyoncé, where you just like getused to like I got to start
refreshing and like 5 minutes before if the chance that it
might be, you know, open early. And I just don't think that way.
I I, you know what I say, it says 8 AMI think 8:00 AM and I
(07:31):
don't know, I want to get it right at 8:00 AM because you
feel like you're not. It's going to keep telling me no
right until it's like the secondticks right at 8:00.
But we should have known becausethat's how we ended up getting
our tickets to Bravo Con was we had to refresh, refresh,
refresh, refresh. And the moment it went live, we
refresh, you know, we had been refreshing.
That's how we got in, got in thecart.
So it's just frustrating that for, again, for something that's
(07:55):
general admission or VIP, it's relative as well.
It's expensive, it's very expensive.
You think that it would I hate saying that it's it could be
better managed when we're talking about two minutes, but
it's just disappointing that everything just sells out
immediately over the matter of two minutes You.
Know a lot of people were disappointed, like a lot of
people you know were able to getit.
A lot of people were disappointed and I think people
(08:16):
will be disappointed when they do GA admission tomorrow for
Fridays options. I think we know we were like
last or last time we tried to get Kyland to read and we
couldn't because by the time we logged in as your own mission
people, they were totally gone. I mean, so after what happened
last season, that would be a priceless photo these days.
These days, yes. So yeah, I'm also wondering if I
(08:41):
didn't get 1 today in the VIP, could I have gotten one tomorrow
in the GA sign up? You know what I mean?
I have no because you get an e-mail link every day, so.
But the link is just to get to that page.
There's nothing special about the link that they sent.
So anyway, it's too late. To try to roll the dice.
(09:04):
Yeah I could have cuz there are different times they open an
hour later for Georgia than theydo for VIP.
No, GA it's no. It's like GA hasn't started at
all. But I know tomorrow though,
there's GA starting, right? Right, but only for Friday.
Right. So if I didn't get one for
Friday today, yeah, could I havegone tomorrow in the GA time
(09:26):
slot and gotten one? That's what I'm saying.
Maybe and also do your Saturday.Exactly.
But the Saturday 1's a differenttime for VIP, it's an hour
different. Oh, is it real?
Yes. Oh, otherwise I think the
servers would explode. Oh, you're right.
So probably like if. I could have gotten my VIP for
Saturday and then waited for theGA for Friday.
But you're right, the servers would go down.
(09:47):
Yeah, I'm sure that they would. And Andy Cohen only has so many
computers at the house, so we know it just.
Cat with a dud. Yeah, it's him and his kids,
just on the computer, so. So The thing is, yes, spiraled a
lot, picked myself a lot. I've gotten to a good, I'm
making peace with it, trying to get to a better place with it.
My only solace is that, you know, as VIP people, we have
(10:10):
access to the lounge where apparently we've heard a lot of
Bravo liberties are roaming about and taking photos like
selfies. So hopefully kids see Kyle and
Erica at that point, amongst others.
There's also the option of shooting for the Kyle Kathy slot
that is on Sunday. I think more people would be
going for that than they would be for Kyle, sure.
(10:30):
I mean, again, that's those two could like have a sister break
up again. Exactly.
Talk about a priceless picture. Well, and then wasn't it?
It was when we were flying out to Bravo Con or we were on a
flight somewhere and it must have been a Bravo Con 2023 when
someone was like talking about, you know, oh, Kathy, she's so
she's epic. Or yes, it was.
I remember that and. It was just like, it wasn't
(10:52):
epic, but it was some, it was some hype hyperbole that we were
just like. 8th or she We were just something like that that we
don't like. Yeah.
We were just like, oh come on, she's not that.
I remember because it was that we're it was filled with people
going to Bravo Con that flight. Yeah, yeah, it had to have been.
Yeah. So anyway.
But Speaking of Beverly Hills, the new trailer came out.
(11:12):
Right. What are your thoughts on it?
Well, I was too busy, like what one, working and two still
spiraling to really focus. But I think it saw the second
time I thought it was pretty good.
Yeah, I'm curious to see, like, it seems to be a bit of
rockiness still, Kyle and and Dorit and now with Erica and
Dorit, who knows that was like. That could be temporary, that
(11:35):
could be 1 episode. Exactly 1 moment, right?
Yeah, when she tells us to go F herself.
So that whole tree I'm interested in Sutton was barely
in it. Yep.
And not to Shane Sutton. I'm all right with it.
Yeah, yeah, Kathy wasn't really in it that much.
Bose seems to be going through her IVF journey.
(11:57):
The New Girl, well, Rachel Zoe isn't new because she's, you
know. She's into Beverly Hills.
Housewives, you might know me because I've been in the
trailer. She's like, I've been here, I'm
from here. Yeah, She's like, I live on
broth. I used to live on.
I used to live here, Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, I'm curious how she'll fit in with her attempt at hot
Girl Summer. Was that hot girl Summer like?
(12:19):
Yeah. That was one.
Yeah. That was yeah, last year or the
year before. And I was like, I think they're
a little bit off and. I was making the stallion April.
2020 same time. I think that's also what happens
when you're, you know, kind of. Behind the Times.
Yeah, I just say an older white woman.
But but you know, I mean, as an older white man, I, you know, by
(12:41):
the time I get around to catching on to something, it's
already way out of date. You're like, I just learned how
to doggy, Yeah. I'm still still don't know how
to doggy. Someone taught me, yeah.
But it's the same reason why I don't, I haven't caught on to
any of the home decorating trends because I know the minute
I go to paint a door black, if everyone's to be like, no, that
(13:02):
was so 10 years ago, so. I think, yes, if we try to paint
a door black, we'd be like, whatare we doing?
Yeah. But that green color, we saw
the. Other day I did like that green
color. Might need to happen.
Was that on a house hunters? It might have been a house
hunter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So anyway. And there's another New Girl
who's seems SUS and they're thinking that she's not really
what? I thought from the trailer when
(13:22):
they showed her she seemed well spoken and like pretty like she
was gonna fit in. But then they started going over
about how, you know much of A shyster she was.
And and and shimmy skimmy, Yeah.Yeah, so we'll see.
It'll be interesting. I'm still kind of a can't get
over every like right after I watched the trailer, I looked in
(13:42):
the comments and everyone's still writing on Kyle for, you
know, like, oh, now you're goingto talk about it, but two years
ago you wouldn't. It's like.
What do you want? Just say I hate Kyle and
everything she does and stands for and move on.
I found the people in the comments that were saying nice
things like look, you know, I well, I agree with most of you.
Like people shouldn't be forced to come out right?
(14:03):
You know they you know they comeout of their own speed and when
you're. Supposedly with someone who
doesn't want to be a public figure in that way.
Right then, yeah. Anyways, I'm sure we'll be going
over this. Yeah, we were going over
multiple times so. It seems like they were dancing
towards something but without really saying it.
So I think maybe they hopefully there's more to the actual
(14:25):
episodes because it seemed like it was kind of a.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I'm, I'm curious.
Oh, and Tilly and Sutton having friction.
It doesn't. I don't know if that's truly
friction, but. Well, it's interesting because
you would think that they would put Jennifer Tilly with with
Sutton for federal OPS and all together like Sutton is with
(14:49):
Heather Dubrow and Tilly is withoh, Heather Dubrow.
Oh, they're both with Dubrow. Maybe not the bro, I don't think
the brow. Does that make sense?
Well, I think the maybe, maybe they're just trying to get
Heather onto the Beverly Hills side of things.
Maybe this is more of a Heather decision than it is a Heather
(15:09):
motivated decision than it is a Beverly Hills decision.
True. So true.
Let's talk about Salt Lake now. Yes, let's get into.
So I think this is a fine episode.
It's difficult to beat last week.
I Oh, yeah. I think as a follow up to last
week, this is OK. I think overall I'm gonna give
this AC plus B -, C plus like itwasn't that amazing of an
(15:30):
episode. I yeah, they maybe didn't laugh
as much, but I still laughed plenty.
I still was like gagged as the kids say don't do the kids still
I. See again, by the time we start
saying it, I don't think they do6767.
What is that even? It's about nothing.
It's what it's about. So it doesn't mean I'm.
Like, gosh. So thank gosh we don't have kids
(15:51):
doing 6767. Yeah.
I wonder how it is over at Wes'shouse, right?
Now, Oh my God, I mean like 611,yeah.
It'd be like random sign out when I would have talked about 9
O 21-O as a teen. My mom would be like, what's
that? Show your 909-4567 eight.
Like just be funny. Like me being like not the right
(16:13):
zip code and I'm like it's 9O21-O mom.
Yeah, it was a little easier forus in California to do it
because all of our zip codes start with 9.
But you know. She knew it.
She was just being trying to be fired.
Get on it, Mom way. Got it, Got it.
You. So it started off.
Ron when waking up on deck. Which I understand is not the
(16:34):
most comfortable place to sleep.I used to go on a houseboat with
a bunch of friends and I chose often to sleep.
In a deck chair. Slash pass out in a deck chair
the first year yes on a deck chair cuz I didn't know what to
expect and then pre years after that I had inflatable mattress
that I put up on the deck of theupper deck and so.
What I went all about, we actually had a bed.
Yeah, but it's so fucking hot inthere.
(16:55):
That's so really hot. Yeah, Yeah.
We should have stayed up on deck.
You would have had a much more enjoyable time.
But yeah, I could see, I could see wanting to sleep on the pool
deck and it probably was a better idea that night,
especially if they've been drinking and be like, OK, this
isn't so bad. And then?
Well, also just, you know, the awkwardness of Britney and and.
(17:16):
Oh, and. I've been trapped in a small
room with her, yeah. Yeah, but at the same time,
there's pretty big beds. And as Bronwyn did say, like,
you know, wasn't, you know, I'm on this super yacht and here I
am sleeping on a deck chair. It's like you'd think that she
would be able to find a better place.
Right, there'd be like a little caught they could set up for
her. But I guess yeah, yeah.
So feel like it's a luxury. Yeah.
Sipping all damn bad. Yeah, exactly.
(17:39):
That's me doing whatever accent Meredith was doing at the end.
Meredith, yeah. She was bringing out her, her
rumors, you know, voice. I know Meredith is doing a DJ
set at Bravo Con like 9:30 in the morning.
On the first day. On the first day, welcome to
Bravo Con, I mean, Meredith. I mean, I do think that if I
walk into Bravo Con and Meredithis doing a DJ set, I'm going to
(18:01):
need to go straight to the bar and like make sure that I have
like a stiff drink if I'm gonna have to put up with that.
Not at 9:30. It's Las Vegas on a Friday.
There's time. Doesn't matter.
Time is irrelevant. We're gonna go like basically
for that DJ set to like 15 minutes of the the Valley panel
(18:22):
and then go straight to our photo.
But. It's easy for you to say.
Busy day. Yeah, and if I'm going to meet
Tamara, I'm going to be tequila shot.
I'm kidding. I won't do tequila shot.
I don't drink tequila so. Brittany does.
She's thrown up. We'll get there.
So yeah, this is working with Bronwyn and Brittany.
There's friction with Meredith and Lisa of like who's not
(18:47):
supporting her, supporting her. Whatever I did enjoy seeing
Meredith just kind of laying there from the the cabin can the
very grainy cabin Cam just like I don't know what you expect
from me like just whatever and just kind of being fed up with
it. I.
Really got married but I'm I'm going back to bed.
Yeah, I was like all like, you're sitting here complaining
about me, Like, I'm sorry that I'm not doing what you want me
(19:08):
to do, but what do you want, youknow?
Like Lisa's like scrolling and scrolling and I was like no.
Yeah, yeah. So I think that's my problem is
that I don't really care. My problem with the I don't care
about Brittany Bronwyn drama. Like, I think that that's kind
of irrelevant. Well, it was funny when Brittany
(19:28):
and no actually going back a beat when what is it?
It's like Angie survived. She's out there.
It was so nice to see her walking around.
With Whitney and Mary and Brittany and they're all sitting
there, and then all of a sudden here comes Lisa and they're
like, disperse. We're I gotta and Whitney's like
(19:49):
I'm gonna go put on my bikini. Yes, yeah, wait, I'm wearing one
I'll put on. Another one, but a different
one. I don't know what maximum
coverage. Yeah.
And so, yeah, then they're talking smack about Bronwyn,
Brittany and and Lisa and Bronwyn.
I have to get. I was great.
To Brittany for not getting up and walking away and just being
(20:09):
like, well, this is awkward. She's like, so how are you like?
No, she was instantly. We're good, right?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need to wear it on.
To me, OK. I was a little irritated when
Heather started the morning withlike what happened last night?
I thought it was going to be like, I don't remember.
I blacked out. Black eye, yeah.
(20:30):
And I was just like but I. Well, that flashback of like the
intensity of like you started the rumors that she's like
trying to comfort Lisa on that little like deck thingy or or
dock thingy head. And I was like, what are you
doing? It's dark and it's like there's
an ocean like just and you're onthe tip of it like fighting
(20:51):
about who started what rumor. Yeah, I just liked Whitney and
Heather's morning of just like, yeah, I mean, yeah, we you were
on one. Yeah, we should get some, get
something to drink, you know, start our day.
So it was. Just here we are, you and
friend. But yeah, like I like, can you
think of anything specific that really happened?
(21:13):
Yes, when like Bronwyn and Lisa got into it because Angie,
Angie's like I gotta get back into this.
I gotta get back into this. So it just goes instantly too.
And it was so specific. You knew it was true.
One that she's like she had her hair.
She's like, Lisa had her hair over her mouth and she said my
friend was making out Todd and he kept farting.
(21:36):
And then you go shroomed Lisa and she's so gagged, sorry kids,
that she can't think of a lie quick enough.
And so she's like, yeah, I said it.
But no, I didn't say it's not mymy friend.
Yeah, yeah. Like oh that makes it better.
Some random chick claims that she was making out with Todd and
(21:57):
he was farting to Mary. Oh that's embarrassing.
He was farted. But didn't didn't Angie say that
Lisa saw this happening? Something kind of a fact.
And then it wasn't necessarily that a friend told her, it's
just that. Or maybe a?
Friend, a friend told her. Because Lisa said I believe
this, right? Right, right, right.
Waiver, right, Yes, OK, apparently.
Lisa's in New York because she'slike, I know people in New York
(22:19):
and this is a reputable friend and this is what I heard and she
just couldn't think of a lie. And it was great to see Lisa
caught out like that and not being able to backpedal or
deflect and just saying, OK, sure your.
Brain, of course, this is great timing 'cause I was seeing on
Reddit this evening that there'srumors that Bronwyn and Todd are
(22:41):
gonna get a divorce. And it's like.
OK. I mean, it wouldn't be
surprising not because of this, but because, well, in that last
season when she implied that he so that's a thing, she implied
that there was something going on, emotional, physical,
whatever affair. And then she backtracked at the
(23:02):
reunion, right? And I wonder when she was doing
a lot of, you know, not telling the total truth at the reunion.
I wonder if that was one of the other things is if Todd said,
you better have my back and like, just deny, deny all that
or smooth it over basically. I wonder how much that was true
that he did do something. It's like and that is in
(23:24):
conjunction with how he seems totreat her and not being the most
supportive. I like to chalk it up to him
being old and slightly autistic.That's what I like to chalk it
up to, that he's just, you know,of a different generation.
And get the old, we're not trying to diagnose him.
I can see the old part. That's, you know, anyone could
diagnose that. Well then sorry I'll I'll go get
(23:50):
my medical license before now. I'm not saying he's like fully
autistic, I'm just saying he clearly has some.
It's a spectrum. Yeah, and he's on a lot of it,
it seems, is my guess. So that's the consensus I hear
anyway. OK, Tam from that, yeah.
I'm not saying I'm autistic. I mean, I'm saying you are but.
(24:13):
And there's nothing wrong with that.
I'm not. Saying that there is.
Oh my God, this guy OK word. Now I'm nervously fart in here.
Is it because you're older? Because you're autistic?
Fuck. Off SO.
Moving on. What after like brother loses
her shit on Lisa and it was great to see that she used her
(24:34):
very serious voice and said, youknow, she was frustrated.
Stop talking about my husband. Stop talking about the
grandparents thing. You know, don't do it right.
Like you said you wouldn't and here you are doing it and.
It took Lisa a full, you know, most of the day to finally,
like, apologize for it later on.But at the last dinner.
Apologize. Yeah, and I always loved that.
(24:56):
Bron was like, you're dead to me.
I'm like, oh, that's harsh. Yeah.
But you know, you got it's the end of your rope with somebody,
that's what it is so. I liked that Mary was just like,
I'd rather can, can Angie get sick again because we can go
back to the quiet room. Like I don't want to be up here
with all these yelling. Do people yelling wire?
Good. So quiet place.
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I liked when they went to go have some fun on land and
Bronwyn and and Heather were just like thick as thieves.
It was like as drunken thieves, it was nice.
That's all it took was just somelike booze and they were like,
let's do it, let's swim. Spicy Margarita I think.
Yeah, so they were holding handsand snorkeling and with wit.
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It was great. I was a little weirded out by
the fact that the one person wasjust giving back massages to
everybody. Same.
What is that? Why is that?
Why is it weird? I mean, maybe that's a service
that they offer. And she's like, you know, I'm
also a professional massage therapist.
So if you need a massage, I'm here for you.
It's. Just 'cause it's like you're
just sitting up at a beach or not, you know, there's no table.
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You're you're everyone else is around.
Yeah. I always feel awkward being
like, massage me, talk amongst yourselves.
I'm going to get a massage. See, I don't mind that.
I don't mind that necessarily like if it we were friends, but
I think it's the fact that it's someone from the boat.
It just seems really odd. Like I get the massages, the a
blackjack table in Vegas, Like I'll pay like 25 bucks for that.
I do that, yeah. I'll rub your back and
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everything. It's really nice.
So only if I'm winning, of course, because if you're
losing, you've got money for that.
Relaxing. You're losing.
No, you can't. But yeah, it was weird.
And also I thought it was weird that they First off that guy
who's supposedly good at games 2truths and a lie like you.
Dude, you need to watch more housewives before you game on a
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housewife show because that. Was it was?
No, it was never Have I ever. Oh, never have I ever.
And then that's was bad. Moved on quickly to this,
running back and forth and. Britney face planting.
Yeah, I mean, I was like, OK, I guess that's a game, I suppose.
Run and drink. And then the fact that Angie's
like, I need you to come blow dry my hair later like that just
seems like really like over stepping.
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It's one thing to be like, theseare things I want to eat.
Of course, excursions I like to go on.
Can you give me a blowout? I'm going to deputize you as
glam. You're right.
Just like no, no thanks. Can you do my makeup?
Yeah. Everyone should be able to do a
decent job of glam without having to hire glam to go, you
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know right? Right on these trips.
It should be a requirement as a housewife, like in the
interviews. Can you do your own glam to a
certain extent? Right.
Will you look like a clown? If so, we might accept you
anyway because like, some bad makeup, it's always good.
I did like that, though, in the context that Angie was like, can
you blow out? She was like, oh, you'd be great
at the salon. And he was, you know, was at
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least talking to him about, you know.
His whole the Angie with the I thought first was like, oh, she
slammed ran the door out. Oh God, But when she pulled it
out and there was bleeding and she was just like, oh God, no,
I'm fine. No, I'm not.
Oh God, the pain. Oh God, the pain and you.
It looked like her nails about to come off.
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It was so bloody, that was. I didn't.
I I covered my face. I didn't.
I would say that so much. Yeah, I forgot that happened,
Yeah. I mean, she's in an inflatable
too. Also like enough with these damn
costumes like. Broad one.
Yeah, like if I were Angie. In that case, I've been like
this goddamn costume, like if I weren't going to do this part.
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Of it, it was. Like I would be fine, but now
I'm missing a fingernail. I like that it's on our middle
finger. At least that was good.
Gets to hold that up at dinner, so.
That was painful. Meredith and Lisa got into it on
the beach. And then Mary hopped in the same
It's boring, Yeah. What was that at dinner?
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No, that was on the on. The beach still.
When suddenly Lisa or Mary's like, I'm going to take up for
Lisa. Meredith, you suck, basically.
You're not being a good friend. Yeah.
Yeah. You're boring, you need to go,
she wanted to say. Go get a storyline.
She said. You get yourself something to
talk about. Yeah, you have nothing to talk
about. Mary was cutthroat.
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Like also it just, it did seem though, that like because Mary
doesn't say things like that often, it does seem like maybe a
producer was like, you know whatI want you to do?
Go ahead and just say this to Meredith.
And it's like, OK. Like we are just minding her own
damn business and here comes Mary.
Talking about farts again too, right?
What's? What's the fart thing about?
Farting, yeah, which long as intestine and lady people have
(29:34):
gas, I'm doing. It.
Oh and also like I don't know ifI'd be more embarrassed about my
husband making out with someone or farting while doing it.
Well, it's a toss up. I'm going to go with the making
out. Yeah, I would as well.
So, see, so I mean, this episode's all over the place.
Like, there's not really any onething like, I can really latch
onto rather than, you know, the drunkenness, I guess.
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The Zomp. Just the fun, the yeah, zombie
dinner. We didn't need zombie dinner
like I did appreciate mirror of tossing that Yeah, I've been
seeing Whitney and. I think they all looked good.
Their costumes were nice, but itjust seemed like a reason, like
just the fact that they had thatwhole little montage at the
beginning, like that was all in service of a packet, you know,
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of a edited packet. So they can be like, look how
fun we are. And then it really was
irrelevant to the rest of the dinner, so.
It's just they love having thosewomen fight in costume.
That's all it is, you know. That's fair.
They should have been shaking some milk.
Making some butter. Make some butter.
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Sorry, I'm all like I'm like antsy tonight.
Can't figure out a way to set properly so.
But yeah. Oh, so then what?
I have the Meredith Brittany thing.
Like on one hand, I'm not Angie's bad hand.
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I liked it or Britney stuff herself.
And when Meredith kept coming for her, she's like, why?
What are you talking to me for? Like, you know, like.
Yeah, like I said, you said you.I'm not your basically, I'm not
your punching bag, you know? But then to completely like
she's waiting with this little feather in her cap for the Is
that the right way of Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
For this moment to drop this on Meredith about how she looked at
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TikTok. Anybody could look at TikTok and
find a rumor about a housewife. This is bold bullshit, Britney.
Like that's not the way to come to like try to come at Meredith
after she's come at you. Like you need some good.
I like to say actually showed the clip though from TikTok and
it wasn't just Britney making up.
Yeah, I saw a TikTok. But we've all these we've all
seen these bullshit tik toks like it's just so it's not all
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over. You know, Meredith, I like that
she was just and again, I'm not always a Meredith person, but I
like that she was like, this is BS.
You're stupid. Like not like my husband's not
having an affair. I don't have multiple partners.
What I liked in this system backup a couple things is I I liked
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that Braun was saying why are wemaking our everyone's husbands
part of the joke? Like why are we making a
punchline and that no one backedher up with that.
Everyone was kind of like, and Ithink it was definitely because
they're like, I think the unspoken word was like, right.
But look who your husband is. He's such an easy target.
Yes. But none of them stopped to
think if you know, if that had been about John Barlow, Lisa
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would have lost. Her mind.
And then the same thing was saidall this stuff.
So that alone they'd just discussed, let's not make that
husband's part of the conversation.
And and then they none of them backed up Bronwyn on that.
So then that's what Meredith gets because then Brittany comes
along after, you know, after Meredith starts just kind of
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mothering her and like, oh, why are you drinking tequila right
now? And I, that's what I really like
is that Brittany was like, what does it matter to you?
Like, what do you care if I'm drinking tequila right now?
Like, what if I want to have tequila?
I'm trying to feel normal, whichmade sense to me.
Like if you were just sick and you didn't want to, like, focus
on that and you're like, OK, maybe if I focus on this, I'll
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feel normal. You know, that sort of thing.
So I feel like Meredith kind of deserved it.
Now, what Brittany brought was really kind of lame.
And I agree with you. It was.
Lame. Also I've seen way too much
puking in these last two episodes.
I didn't even see like Brittany,the typical like I guess you
couldn't run to a stateroom, butjust the throwing up of a ball
they. Don't need to show it, they
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could just the sound effects. The sound effects alone for
Angie was OH. My God, I feel like the only
thing I want to see thrown up onhousewives is an espresso
martini in the back of a sprinter van.
Or maybe. We don't know if it's if she's
peeing or. She's right.
That's the only reason I'm all right saying that.
Because you're like, is that peeor is that espresso martini
vomit? Predator.
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See, that's classic. That's a classic episode there.
Classic. So just because it worked once
doesn't mean we need to see 4 1/2 episodes of the Salt Lake
City housewives barfing all overthe clay.
So. Exactly.
It was a bit excessive. Yeah.
But yeah, it was kind of just a lame back and forth, I feel.
But at the same time, I'm glad that Brittany's coming for
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somebody. And you know, I just wish she
had a little more solid way of doing.
It well, she did it. Let's think she came at at
Whitney too, but it was just me in episode 1, right?
And so this whole thing was justlike, what are you doing?
Here and Meredith's response is just a little, not unhinged, but
just all over the place as well where she's just like just cuz
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you break up with your boyfriendevery blah blah blah.
It was her attempt at really trying to read Britney, and you
know she wasn't lying. No, but it just it, it could
have been sharper. Right, it's Meredith.
Says me, who's sharp as a, you know, dull hammer right now, but
you know. With dull hammers, they're like
a not dull hammer, it's a dull knife.
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Dull knife I'm sure I'm seeing that's that's how not sharp I am
right now. It's the time difference.
It is the time difference. Damn daylight saving.
It's crazy. I've been up since 250
something. Now 3 Didn't you say 350
something? No, it was like 2. 50 No, I
thought you were doing the wholehour adjustment because you Ted.
(35:25):
So it actually said that on the clock, yes.
So then why are we awake right now?
We had Chipotle and. Oh, we'd eat a lot.
Of a few spots of water. Yeah, I should have.
And Housewives. And Housewives and this podcast,
apparently we have to record this.
Are we missing anybody? This is someone else basically.
You know they like GOT. The ending was them fighting and
(35:49):
chasing away Captain Jason. I can't wait to see the below
deck. Version.
I cannot wait. I think they're just going to be
like, I'm afraid, yeah. So we're crazy.
But I mean, I guess because it needs to be more about them and
their dramas on the show. There's probably just be like
this constant thrum of yelling in the background while they're
going about their business. It's.
(36:09):
The soundtrack to the episode. Yeah, you just hear this up on
up on stage. Yeah, exactly.
Fart, yes, kind of want to end. And the episode on you yelling
whore and fart, that's a good way to go.
No, but I feel like we're missing something.
Like again, so much happened, but yet nothing happened.
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Like where do we stand with eacheach woman?
We already went through them, all right?
Whitney didn't have much. Whitney didn't have much.
She just, you know, was there when the TikTok video was
playing and. You know, even when she threw in
on Meredith, she like threw in like for a minute because she
knows how it can sound and like it could offer something for the
editors to use. She's like, she's like, no, I
(36:54):
saw it too well because she showed it to me.
Right. And then Meredith was like,
yeah, so it's not all over. She had to show it to you,
right? It wasn't like you were
bombarded with Tik Toks about the affairs and stuff.
Marks, Marks. Yeah, Seth.
Mark Marks. Yeah, they're all marks, Yeah.
I mean, so that's the thing though, is it like, you know,
had the editors wanted to, they could have just had Whitney.
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Yeah, I saw it too. And then cut out the rest of
that. So it's just weird that
Whitney's like, yeah, I saw it because she showed it to.
Me. Yes, that's here we are.
Exactly. That was her real, her real only
involvement. For All For Hell No, my
takeaways were I thought it was a good episode.
I liked it. I liked the duo Bronwyn and
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Heather and with some Whitney thrown in there.
I like that Lisa for briefly apologized and took some
accountability there. I love though that she was
gobsmacked with the truth. I love her takeaways.
Don't tell Angie things. No, just don't talk shit about
your friends and I won't get back to you.
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I like that Angie rallied but felt really horrible for her
when she slammed her hand in thedoor.
And I like the drawn went off onLisa and used her, her her big
girl voice. And yeah, the Britney Meredith
stuff. Yeah, yeah.
I don't really have a dog in that race.
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I think it might materialize into something more if they keep
keep it. On next week's episode, we see
that like she goes apocalyptic on the plane.
Well, apparently not girls. An Air Marshall would have met
her. West, we'll see a lot of Bravo
can talk them out. Yeah, right.
So, yeah, that was actually a really good summary right there.
(38:40):
I appreciate you doing that. And Mary was just her read on
there. Was it wrong?
So yeah. That was pretty good.
Yeah. So, well, I mean, I think you've
said it best so we can talk about it next time.
Till next time.
Welcome to another episode of Husbands Watching Housewives.
I'm Scott. And I'm Jeff.
And we just watched an episode of The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City. Still below deck?
Above deck. Still somewhere.
On a deck. Yeah.
Somewhere on a deck or that floaty pad thing.
Yes, on Lisas crying pad. It's like crying God.
You know, whenever I do the intro, which by the way, fingers
(00:36):
crossed we've got our music back, We haven't had any issues
with the music, so. Only the episodes back that were
removed. Well they haven't given those
back to us yet, but the last episode post with music no
problems. So like was.
Yeah, yeah, we're good. We're good so far.
Unless, unless Wednesday is the day that Spotify decides to just
screw with us. But.
They're like, Oh no, you're too popular with that salt way.
(00:59):
Yeah, exactly. So I'm happy we I have that
back, but every time I do the intro, it's just so automatic.
Now that, you know, welcome another episode, I'm wondering
if I'm actually speaking English.
Like in my head it's sounding what I'm like, but is it just
gibberish? Am I just saying words?
But I'm glad it is coming out comprehensible.
(01:20):
Gobbledygook. Yeah.
Exactly. No gobbledygook, no.
So today was the first day of photo op signups for Bravo Con.
So I'm only bringing this up because a lot of people have
asked us to talk about the BravoCon and keep Bravo Con
experience going, you know, and fill it.
Well, Travis and I think the weed wine, whenever ladies, they
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said, hey, you know. OK, we'll see how.
Let's break it down so. We we should break it down for
the people that aren't going andalso the people that are going
so they could learn from our mistakes, but also so people can
learn that it's not all that glitter and gold.
Because we thought we would signup for these photo OPS and have,
especially because we're VIP. Yeah, we'd have the pick of the
litter, the run-of-the-mill, andno, we did not.
(02:05):
So how it breaks down is that today we were signing up for
photo OPS for next Friday and we'll do the same thing tomorrow
and Thursday as VIP people, general mission is Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, right? So we're signing up for Friday
slots and the number one goal was Erica and Kyle, of course.
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And so we had a plan because we were going to be together.
I was on a bus headed to work. He was actually at work.
So I was going to go for Tamara and Katie are their choice.
And he was going to go for Kyle and Erica.
So we're sitting there and you know, we get you get an e-mail
saying it's time to you can get registered at 8 o'clock 8:00 AM
(02:46):
Pacific Time. And so we're like waiting,
waiting. I'm on the bus, you know,
refreshing and I just happened to refresh at 7:58 and bam, it
was ready. And I was like oh shit.
So I texted Scott go go. It's available.
And so I'm in there after you guys go to like two different
(03:06):
screens. It's really annoying.
And I'm like, OK, they're all the slots.
And I thought to myself I shoulddo Kyle and Eric.
I was like, no, no, no, I'm going to do mine because I don't
want. Yeah, we don't want to double up
on it like we'll both end up getting, you know.
Right, so I went straight and I was like, OK, no, I'm going to
do this. Even though my head was like I'm
going to regret this and I did it.
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Not that I regret getting Katie and Tamra, which I did.
Got to love seeing them. So I got robbed them.
But meanwhile, I'm trying to do my part from the my office.
You know, best Internet connection in the world.
Probably not the best, but you know it's up there.
There should be no problem at all.
I get through all the different screens.
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I'm a little discombobulated because there's this drop down
that lists all the different photo OPS.
So sorting through that just to find Kyle and Erica was the
first problem because I just. I figure it should be done
differently. Anyway, I finally find it added
to the cart and Nope, sold out already.
And that was at Yeah, that was at the time it was supposed to
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start. But because Bravo opened
everything up two minutes early,that's so dumb that 2 minutes
makes a difference that we didn't get our first choice
basically because we weren't, I wasn't there, right.
Ready to go early Which? And the reason why I didn't, you
know, it's like from doubling up, I'm like, well, surely it's
like he's right behind me, like a beat behind.
(04:32):
He will surely be able to get Kyle and Erica and then yeah,
no. So I was kicking myself.
I was spiraling on the bus, kicking myself for not doing
what I should have done. And but it's OK, It's OK.
Yeah, I feel like a horrible husband because I didn't get my
husband the thing that he wantedat Bravo Con.
(04:53):
You're an amazing husband. And this whole, whoever put this
together, you not you don't suck, but you're you're annoying
me. Yeah, Sir.
Madam. Yeah.
I mean, the fact that, well, thefact that for Bravo Con that
it's just like Ticketmaster is irritating, the fact that we
have to sit there and like beat people of the punch.
And also, I'm not going to lie, I'm going to be a little snobby
(05:16):
about it. We didn't pay a bazillion
dollars to be VIP to have to compete with, you know, all
these other people like we should get.
And I know we're getting a day early and I know that they're
probably reserving or keeping some spots for the general
admission, which is fine. As they should.
Because we didn't get it. We urged you right last.
Year, but at the exact same the exact same note, we should
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shouldn't be as such a cutthroatthing for the VIPs to get, you
know, a secure spot with the photo OPS.
It shouldn't. And I, you know, especially
because I think if you were to look proportionately as the, the
number of people going to Bravo Con as general versus VIPI think
proportionally it's. Only more general.
Exactly. And you're right, I think you
(06:00):
say 8:00 AM, it's 8:00 AM because not everyone's going to
be refreshing 5000 times. Like I could have missed it too.
And I just said like, OK, right,8:00 AM, I'm going to be right
there. I just randomly refreshed.
And as it was, yeah, all the different people we tried to get
or I tried to get, they kept disappearing, going.
Some jokes weren't. There to bro and.
Gone. And so we ended up getting I, we
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if we should have done Dolores and Plano, we should.
But we ended up doing Riley and Ariana.
Ariana from Next Gen. Which conflicts with the Beverly
Hills panel. And that's the only reason we're
a little disappointed that we didn't go with Dolores.
See those? Yes, absolutely.
Yeah. But it's just I want to see the
Beverly Hills panel, so yeah. So we'll see how, you know, if
the Beverly Hills panel ends up being boring, you know, it won't
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be, you know, we could duck out of there early.
But yeah, it just, it's disappointing that things, I
mean, it's so dumb that 2 minutes makes a difference and
that I really know. Because thousands of people who
are like, you know, someone in Bravo Con said in the Bravo Con
Facebook group that we heard part of said, I've been doing so
(07:06):
many like high, not high risk. I really sought after concerts
I've been doing for so long, probably like Taylor Swift,
Beyoncé, where you just like getused to like I got to start
refreshing and like 5 minutes before if the chance that it
might be, you know, open early. And I just don't think that way.
I I, you know what I say, it says 8 AMI think 8:00 AM and I
(07:31):
don't know, I want to get it right at 8:00 AM because you
feel like you're not. It's going to keep telling me no
right until it's like the secondticks right at 8:00.
But we should have known becausethat's how we ended up getting
our tickets to Bravo Con was we had to refresh, refresh,
refresh, refresh. And the moment it went live, we
refresh, you know, we had been refreshing.
That's how we got in, got in thecart.
So it's just frustrating that for, again, for something that's
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general admission or VIP, it's relative as well.
It's expensive, it's very expensive.
You think that it would I hate saying that it's it could be
better managed when we're talking about two minutes, but
it's just disappointing that everything just sells out
immediately over the matter of two minutes You.
Know a lot of people were disappointed, like a lot of
people you know were able to getit.
A lot of people were disappointed and I think people
(08:16):
will be disappointed when they do GA admission tomorrow for
Fridays options. I think we know we were like
last or last time we tried to get Kyland to read and we
couldn't because by the time we logged in as your own mission
people, they were totally gone. I mean, so after what happened
last season, that would be a priceless photo these days.
These days, yes. So yeah, I'm also wondering if I
(08:41):
didn't get 1 today in the VIP, could I have gotten one tomorrow
in the GA sign up? You know what I mean?
I have no because you get an e-mail link every day, so.
But the link is just to get to that page.
There's nothing special about the link that they sent.
So anyway, it's too late. To try to roll the dice.
(09:04):
Yeah I could have cuz there are different times they open an
hour later for Georgia than theydo for VIP.
No, GA it's no. It's like GA hasn't started at
all. But I know tomorrow though,
there's GA starting, right? Right, but only for Friday.
Right. So if I didn't get one for
Friday today, yeah, could I havegone tomorrow in the GA time
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slot and gotten one? That's what I'm saying.
Maybe and also do your Saturday.Exactly.
But the Saturday 1's a differenttime for VIP, it's an hour
different. Oh, is it real?
Yes. Oh, otherwise I think the
servers would explode. Oh, you're right.
So probably like if. I could have gotten my VIP for
Saturday and then waited for theGA for Friday.
But you're right, the servers would go down.
(09:47):
Yeah, I'm sure that they would. And Andy Cohen only has so many
computers at the house, so we know it just.
Cat with a dud. Yeah, it's him and his kids,
just on the computer, so. So The thing is, yes, spiraled a
lot, picked myself a lot. I've gotten to a good, I'm
making peace with it, trying to get to a better place with it.
My only solace is that, you know, as VIP people, we have
(10:10):
access to the lounge where apparently we've heard a lot of
Bravo liberties are roaming about and taking photos like
selfies. So hopefully kids see Kyle and
Erica at that point, amongst others.
There's also the option of shooting for the Kyle Kathy slot
that is on Sunday. I think more people would be
going for that than they would be for Kyle, sure.
(10:30):
I mean, again, that's those two could like have a sister break
up again. Exactly.
Talk about a priceless picture. Well, and then wasn't it?
It was when we were flying out to Bravo Con or we were on a
flight somewhere and it must have been a Bravo Con 2023 when
someone was like talking about, you know, oh, Kathy, she's so
she's epic. Or yes, it was.
I remember that and. It was just like, it wasn't
(10:52):
epic, but it was some, it was some hype hyperbole that we were
just like. 8th or she We were just something like that that we
don't like. Yeah.
We were just like, oh come on, she's not that.
I remember because it was that we're it was filled with people
going to Bravo Con that flight. Yeah, yeah, it had to have been.
Yeah. So anyway.
But Speaking of Beverly Hills, the new trailer came out.
(11:12):
Right. What are your thoughts on it?
Well, I was too busy, like what one, working and two still
spiraling to really focus. But I think it saw the second
time I thought it was pretty good.
Yeah, I'm curious to see, like, it seems to be a bit of
rockiness still, Kyle and and Dorit and now with Erica and
Dorit, who knows that was like. That could be temporary, that
(11:35):
could be 1 episode. Exactly 1 moment, right?
Yeah, when she tells us to go F herself.
So that whole tree I'm interested in Sutton was barely
in it. Yep.
And not to Shane Sutton. I'm all right with it.
Yeah, yeah, Kathy wasn't really in it that much.
Bose seems to be going through her IVF journey.
(11:57):
The New Girl, well, Rachel Zoe isn't new because she's, you
know. She's into Beverly Hills.
Housewives, you might know me because I've been in the
trailer. She's like, I've been here, I'm
from here. Yeah, She's like, I live on
broth. I used to live on.
I used to live here, Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, I'm curious how she'll fit in with her attempt at hot
Girl Summer. Was that hot girl Summer like?
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Yeah. That was one.
Yeah. That was yeah, last year or the
year before. And I was like, I think they're
a little bit off and. I was making the stallion April.
2020 same time. I think that's also what happens
when you're, you know, kind of. Behind the Times.
Yeah, I just say an older white woman.
But but you know, I mean, as an older white man, I, you know, by
(12:41):
the time I get around to catching on to something, it's
already way out of date. You're like, I just learned how
to doggy, Yeah. I'm still still don't know how
to doggy. Someone taught me, yeah.
But it's the same reason why I don't, I haven't caught on to
any of the home decorating trends because I know the minute
I go to paint a door black, if everyone's to be like, no, that
(13:02):
was so 10 years ago, so. I think, yes, if we try to paint
a door black, we'd be like, whatare we doing?
Yeah. But that green color, we saw
the. Other day I did like that green
color. Might need to happen.
Was that on a house hunters? It might have been a house
hunter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So anyway. And there's another New Girl
who's seems SUS and they're thinking that she's not really
what? I thought from the trailer when
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they showed her she seemed well spoken and like pretty like she
was gonna fit in. But then they started going over
about how, you know much of A shyster she was.
And and and shimmy skimmy, Yeah.Yeah, so we'll see.
It'll be interesting. I'm still kind of a can't get
over every like right after I watched the trailer, I looked in
(13:42):
the comments and everyone's still writing on Kyle for, you
know, like, oh, now you're goingto talk about it, but two years
ago you wouldn't. It's like.
What do you want? Just say I hate Kyle and
everything she does and stands for and move on.
I found the people in the comments that were saying nice
things like look, you know, I well, I agree with most of you.
Like people shouldn't be forced to come out right?
(14:03):
You know they you know they comeout of their own speed and when
you're. Supposedly with someone who
doesn't want to be a public figure in that way.
Right then, yeah. Anyways, I'm sure we'll be going
over this. Yeah, we were going over
multiple times so. It seems like they were dancing
towards something but without really saying it.
So I think maybe they hopefully there's more to the actual
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episodes because it seemed like it was kind of a.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I'm, I'm curious.
Oh, and Tilly and Sutton having friction.
It doesn't. I don't know if that's truly
friction, but. Well, it's interesting because
you would think that they would put Jennifer Tilly with with
Sutton for federal OPS and all together like Sutton is with
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Heather Dubrow and Tilly is withoh, Heather Dubrow.
Oh, they're both with Dubrow. Maybe not the bro, I don't think
the brow. Does that make sense?
Well, I think the maybe, maybe they're just trying to get
Heather onto the Beverly Hills side of things.
Maybe this is more of a Heather decision than it is a Heather
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motivated decision than it is a Beverly Hills decision.
True. So true.
Let's talk about Salt Lake now. Yes, let's get into.
So I think this is a fine episode.
It's difficult to beat last week.
I Oh, yeah. I think as a follow up to last
week, this is OK. I think overall I'm gonna give
this AC plus B -, C plus like itwasn't that amazing of an
(15:30):
episode. I yeah, they maybe didn't laugh
as much, but I still laughed plenty.
I still was like gagged as the kids say don't do the kids still
I. See again, by the time we start
saying it, I don't think they do6767.
What is that even? It's about nothing.
It's what it's about. So it doesn't mean I'm.
Like, gosh. So thank gosh we don't have kids
(15:51):
doing 6767. Yeah.
I wonder how it is over at Wes'shouse, right?
Now, Oh my God, I mean like 611,yeah.
It'd be like random sign out when I would have talked about 9
O 21-O as a teen. My mom would be like, what's
that? Show your 909-4567 eight.
Like just be funny. Like me being like not the right
(16:13):
zip code and I'm like it's 9O21-O mom.
Yeah, it was a little easier forus in California to do it
because all of our zip codes start with 9.
But you know. She knew it.
She was just being trying to be fired.
Get on it, Mom way. Got it, Got it.
You. So it started off.
Ron when waking up on deck. Which I understand is not the
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most comfortable place to sleep.I used to go on a houseboat with
a bunch of friends and I chose often to sleep.
In a deck chair. Slash pass out in a deck chair
the first year yes on a deck chair cuz I didn't know what to
expect and then pre years after that I had inflatable mattress
that I put up on the deck of theupper deck and so.
What I went all about, we actually had a bed.
Yeah, but it's so fucking hot inthere.
(16:55):
That's so really hot. Yeah, Yeah.
We should have stayed up on deck.
You would have had a much more enjoyable time.
But yeah, I could see, I could see wanting to sleep on the pool
deck and it probably was a better idea that night,
especially if they've been drinking and be like, OK, this
isn't so bad. And then?
Well, also just, you know, the awkwardness of Britney and and.
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Oh, and. I've been trapped in a small
room with her, yeah. Yeah, but at the same time,
there's pretty big beds. And as Bronwyn did say, like,
you know, wasn't, you know, I'm on this super yacht and here I
am sleeping on a deck chair. It's like you'd think that she
would be able to find a better place.
Right, there'd be like a little caught they could set up for
her. But I guess yeah, yeah.
So feel like it's a luxury. Yeah.
Sipping all damn bad. Yeah, exactly.
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That's me doing whatever accent Meredith was doing at the end.
Meredith, yeah. She was bringing out her, her
rumors, you know, voice. I know Meredith is doing a DJ
set at Bravo Con like 9:30 in the morning.
On the first day. On the first day, welcome to
Bravo Con, I mean, Meredith. I mean, I do think that if I
walk into Bravo Con and Meredithis doing a DJ set, I'm going to
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need to go straight to the bar and like make sure that I have
like a stiff drink if I'm gonna have to put up with that.
Not at 9:30. It's Las Vegas on a Friday.
There's time. Doesn't matter.
Time is irrelevant. We're gonna go like basically
for that DJ set to like 15 minutes of the the Valley panel
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and then go straight to our photo.
But. It's easy for you to say.
Busy day. Yeah, and if I'm going to meet
Tamara, I'm going to be tequila shot.
I'm kidding. I won't do tequila shot.
I don't drink tequila so. Brittany does.
She's thrown up. We'll get there.
So yeah, this is working with Bronwyn and Brittany.
There's friction with Meredith and Lisa of like who's not
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supporting her, supporting her. Whatever I did enjoy seeing
Meredith just kind of laying there from the the cabin can the
very grainy cabin Cam just like I don't know what you expect
from me like just whatever and just kind of being fed up with
it. I.
Really got married but I'm I'm going back to bed.
Yeah, I was like all like, you're sitting here complaining
about me, Like, I'm sorry that I'm not doing what you want me
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to do, but what do you want, youknow?
Like Lisa's like scrolling and scrolling and I was like no.
Yeah, yeah. So I think that's my problem is
that I don't really care. My problem with the I don't care
about Brittany Bronwyn drama. Like, I think that that's kind
of irrelevant. Well, it was funny when Brittany
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and no actually going back a beat when what is it?
It's like Angie survived. She's out there.
It was so nice to see her walking around.
With Whitney and Mary and Brittany and they're all sitting
there, and then all of a sudden here comes Lisa and they're
like, disperse. We're I gotta and Whitney's like
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I'm gonna go put on my bikini. Yes, yeah, wait, I'm wearing one
I'll put on. Another one, but a different
one. I don't know what maximum
coverage. Yeah.
And so, yeah, then they're talking smack about Bronwyn,
Brittany and and Lisa and Bronwyn.
I have to get. I was great.
To Brittany for not getting up and walking away and just being
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like, well, this is awkward. She's like, so how are you like?
No, she was instantly. We're good, right?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need to wear it on.
To me, OK. I was a little irritated when
Heather started the morning withlike what happened last night?
I thought it was going to be like, I don't remember.
I blacked out. Black eye, yeah.
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And I was just like but I. Well, that flashback of like the
intensity of like you started the rumors that she's like
trying to comfort Lisa on that little like deck thingy or or
dock thingy head. And I was like, what are you
doing? It's dark and it's like there's
an ocean like just and you're onthe tip of it like fighting
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about who started what rumor. Yeah, I just liked Whitney and
Heather's morning of just like, yeah, I mean, yeah, we you were
on one. Yeah, we should get some, get
something to drink, you know, start our day.
So it was. Just here we are, you and
friend. But yeah, like I like, can you
think of anything specific that really happened?
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Yes, when like Bronwyn and Lisa got into it because Angie,
Angie's like I gotta get back into this.
I gotta get back into this. So it just goes instantly too.
And it was so specific. You knew it was true.
One that she's like she had her hair.
She's like, Lisa had her hair over her mouth and she said my
friend was making out Todd and he kept farting.
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And then you go shroomed Lisa and she's so gagged, sorry kids,
that she can't think of a lie quick enough.
And so she's like, yeah, I said it.
But no, I didn't say it's not mymy friend.
Yeah, yeah. Like oh that makes it better.
Some random chick claims that she was making out with Todd and
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he was farting to Mary. Oh that's embarrassing.
He was farted. But didn't didn't Angie say that
Lisa saw this happening? Something kind of a fact.
And then it wasn't necessarily that a friend told her, it's
just that. Or maybe a?
Friend, a friend told her. Because Lisa said I believe
this, right? Right, right, right.
Waiver, right, Yes, OK, apparently.
Lisa's in New York because she'slike, I know people in New York
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and this is a reputable friend and this is what I heard and she
just couldn't think of a lie. And it was great to see Lisa
caught out like that and not being able to backpedal or
deflect and just saying, OK, sure your.
Brain, of course, this is great timing 'cause I was seeing on
Reddit this evening that there'srumors that Bronwyn and Todd are
(22:41):
gonna get a divorce. And it's like.
OK. I mean, it wouldn't be
surprising not because of this, but because, well, in that last
season when she implied that he so that's a thing, she implied
that there was something going on, emotional, physical,
whatever affair. And then she backtracked at the
(23:02):
reunion, right? And I wonder when she was doing
a lot of, you know, not telling the total truth at the reunion.
I wonder if that was one of the other things is if Todd said,
you better have my back and like, just deny, deny all that
or smooth it over basically. I wonder how much that was true
that he did do something. It's like and that is in
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conjunction with how he seems totreat her and not being the most
supportive. I like to chalk it up to him
being old and slightly autistic.That's what I like to chalk it
up to, that he's just, you know,of a different generation.
And get the old, we're not trying to diagnose him.
I can see the old part. That's, you know, anyone could
diagnose that. Well then sorry I'll I'll go get
(23:50):
my medical license before now. I'm not saying he's like fully
autistic, I'm just saying he clearly has some.
It's a spectrum. Yeah, and he's on a lot of it,
it seems, is my guess. So that's the consensus I hear
anyway. OK, Tam from that, yeah.
I'm not saying I'm autistic. I mean, I'm saying you are but.
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And there's nothing wrong with that.
I'm not. Saying that there is.
Oh my God, this guy OK word. Now I'm nervously fart in here.
Is it because you're older? Because you're autistic?
Fuck. Off SO.
Moving on. What after like brother loses
her shit on Lisa and it was great to see that she used her
(24:34):
very serious voice and said, youknow, she was frustrated.
Stop talking about my husband. Stop talking about the
grandparents thing. You know, don't do it right.
Like you said you wouldn't and here you are doing it and.
It took Lisa a full, you know, most of the day to finally,
like, apologize for it later on.But at the last dinner.
Apologize. Yeah, and I always loved that.
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Bron was like, you're dead to me.
I'm like, oh, that's harsh. Yeah.
But you know, you got it's the end of your rope with somebody,
that's what it is so. I liked that Mary was just like,
I'd rather can, can Angie get sick again because we can go
back to the quiet room. Like I don't want to be up here
with all these yelling. Do people yelling wire?
Good. So quiet place.
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I liked when they went to go have some fun on land and
Bronwyn and and Heather were just like thick as thieves.
It was like as drunken thieves, it was nice.
That's all it took was just somelike booze and they were like,
let's do it, let's swim. Spicy Margarita I think.
Yeah, so they were holding handsand snorkeling and with wit.
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It was great. I was a little weirded out by
the fact that the one person wasjust giving back massages to
everybody. Same.
What is that? Why is that?
Why is it weird? I mean, maybe that's a service
that they offer. And she's like, you know, I'm
also a professional massage therapist.
So if you need a massage, I'm here for you.
It's. Just 'cause it's like you're
just sitting up at a beach or not, you know, there's no table.
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You're you're everyone else is around.
Yeah. I always feel awkward being
like, massage me, talk amongst yourselves.
I'm going to get a massage. See, I don't mind that.
I don't mind that necessarily like if it we were friends, but
I think it's the fact that it's someone from the boat.
It just seems really odd. Like I get the massages, the a
blackjack table in Vegas, Like I'll pay like 25 bucks for that.
I do that, yeah. I'll rub your back and
(26:21):
everything. It's really nice.
So only if I'm winning, of course, because if you're
losing, you've got money for that.
Relaxing. You're losing.
No, you can't. But yeah, it was weird.
And also I thought it was weird that they First off that guy
who's supposedly good at games 2truths and a lie like you.
Dude, you need to watch more housewives before you game on a
(26:42):
housewife show because that. Was it was?
No, it was never Have I ever. Oh, never have I ever.
And then that's was bad. Moved on quickly to this,
running back and forth and. Britney face planting.
Yeah, I mean, I was like, OK, I guess that's a game, I suppose.
Run and drink. And then the fact that Angie's
like, I need you to come blow dry my hair later like that just
seems like really like over stepping.
(27:02):
It's one thing to be like, theseare things I want to eat.
Of course, excursions I like to go on.
Can you give me a blowout? I'm going to deputize you as
glam. You're right.
Just like no, no thanks. Can you do my makeup?
Yeah. Everyone should be able to do a
decent job of glam without having to hire glam to go, you
(27:25):
know right? Right on these trips.
It should be a requirement as a housewife, like in the
interviews. Can you do your own glam to a
certain extent? Right.
Will you look like a clown? If so, we might accept you
anyway because like, some bad makeup, it's always good.
I did like that, though, in the context that Angie was like, can
you blow out? She was like, oh, you'd be great
at the salon. And he was, you know, was at
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least talking to him about, you know.
His whole the Angie with the I thought first was like, oh, she
slammed ran the door out. Oh God, But when she pulled it
out and there was bleeding and she was just like, oh God, no,
I'm fine. No, I'm not.
Oh God, the pain. Oh God, the pain and you.
It looked like her nails about to come off.
(28:07):
It was so bloody, that was. I didn't.
I I covered my face. I didn't.
I would say that so much. Yeah, I forgot that happened,
Yeah. I mean, she's in an inflatable
too. Also like enough with these damn
costumes like. Broad one.
Yeah, like if I were Angie. In that case, I've been like
this goddamn costume, like if I weren't going to do this part.
(28:30):
Of it, it was. Like I would be fine, but now
I'm missing a fingernail. I like that it's on our middle
finger. At least that was good.
Gets to hold that up at dinner, so.
That was painful. Meredith and Lisa got into it on
the beach. And then Mary hopped in the same
It's boring, Yeah. What was that at dinner?
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No, that was on the on. The beach still.
When suddenly Lisa or Mary's like, I'm going to take up for
Lisa. Meredith, you suck, basically.
You're not being a good friend. Yeah.
Yeah. You're boring, you need to go,
she wanted to say. Go get a storyline.
She said. You get yourself something to
talk about. Yeah, you have nothing to talk
about. Mary was cutthroat.
(29:12):
Like also it just, it did seem though, that like because Mary
doesn't say things like that often, it does seem like maybe a
producer was like, you know whatI want you to do?
Go ahead and just say this to Meredith.
And it's like, OK. Like we are just minding her own
damn business and here comes Mary.
Talking about farts again too, right?
What's? What's the fart thing about?
Farting, yeah, which long as intestine and lady people have
(29:34):
gas, I'm doing. It.
Oh and also like I don't know ifI'd be more embarrassed about my
husband making out with someone or farting while doing it.
Well, it's a toss up. I'm going to go with the making
out. Yeah, I would as well.
So, see, so I mean, this episode's all over the place.
Like, there's not really any onething like, I can really latch
onto rather than, you know, the drunkenness, I guess.
(29:56):
The Zomp. Just the fun, the yeah, zombie
dinner. We didn't need zombie dinner
like I did appreciate mirror of tossing that Yeah, I've been
seeing Whitney and. I think they all looked good.
Their costumes were nice, but itjust seemed like a reason, like
just the fact that they had thatwhole little montage at the
beginning, like that was all in service of a packet, you know,
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of a edited packet. So they can be like, look how
fun we are. And then it really was
irrelevant to the rest of the dinner, so.
It's just they love having thosewomen fight in costume.
That's all it is, you know. That's fair.
They should have been shaking some milk.
Making some butter. Make some butter.
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Sorry, I'm all like I'm like antsy tonight.
Can't figure out a way to set properly so.
But yeah. Oh, so then what?
I have the Meredith Brittany thing.
Like on one hand, I'm not Angie's bad hand.
(31:00):
I liked it or Britney stuff herself.
And when Meredith kept coming for her, she's like, why?
What are you talking to me for? Like, you know, like.
Yeah, like I said, you said you.I'm not your basically, I'm not
your punching bag, you know? But then to completely like
she's waiting with this little feather in her cap for the Is
that the right way of Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
For this moment to drop this on Meredith about how she looked at
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TikTok. Anybody could look at TikTok and
find a rumor about a housewife. This is bold bullshit, Britney.
Like that's not the way to come to like try to come at Meredith
after she's come at you. Like you need some good.
I like to say actually showed the clip though from TikTok and
it wasn't just Britney making up.
Yeah, I saw a TikTok. But we've all these we've all
seen these bullshit tik toks like it's just so it's not all
(31:46):
over. You know, Meredith, I like that
she was just and again, I'm not always a Meredith person, but I
like that she was like, this is BS.
You're stupid. Like not like my husband's not
having an affair. I don't have multiple partners.
What I liked in this system backup a couple things is I I liked
(32:10):
that Braun was saying why are wemaking our everyone's husbands
part of the joke? Like why are we making a
punchline and that no one backedher up with that.
Everyone was kind of like, and Ithink it was definitely because
they're like, I think the unspoken word was like, right.
But look who your husband is. He's such an easy target.
Yes. But none of them stopped to
think if you know, if that had been about John Barlow, Lisa
(32:32):
would have lost. Her mind.
And then the same thing was saidall this stuff.
So that alone they'd just discussed, let's not make that
husband's part of the conversation.
And and then they none of them backed up Bronwyn on that.
So then that's what Meredith gets because then Brittany comes
along after, you know, after Meredith starts just kind of
(32:55):
mothering her and like, oh, why are you drinking tequila right
now? And I, that's what I really like
is that Brittany was like, what does it matter to you?
Like, what do you care if I'm drinking tequila right now?
Like, what if I want to have tequila?
I'm trying to feel normal, whichmade sense to me.
Like if you were just sick and you didn't want to, like, focus
on that and you're like, OK, maybe if I focus on this, I'll
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feel normal. You know, that sort of thing.
So I feel like Meredith kind of deserved it.
Now, what Brittany brought was really kind of lame.
And I agree with you. It was.
Lame. Also I've seen way too much
puking in these last two episodes.
I didn't even see like Brittany,the typical like I guess you
couldn't run to a stateroom, butjust the throwing up of a ball
they. Don't need to show it, they
(33:38):
could just the sound effects. The sound effects alone for
Angie was OH. My God, I feel like the only
thing I want to see thrown up onhousewives is an espresso
martini in the back of a sprinter van.
Or maybe. We don't know if it's if she's
peeing or. She's right.
That's the only reason I'm all right saying that.
Because you're like, is that peeor is that espresso martini
vomit? Predator.
(34:01):
See, that's classic. That's a classic episode there.
Classic. So just because it worked once
doesn't mean we need to see 4 1/2 episodes of the Salt Lake
City housewives barfing all overthe clay.
So. Exactly.
It was a bit excessive. Yeah.
But yeah, it was kind of just a lame back and forth, I feel.
But at the same time, I'm glad that Brittany's coming for
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somebody. And you know, I just wish she
had a little more solid way of doing.
It well, she did it. Let's think she came at at
Whitney too, but it was just me in episode 1, right?
And so this whole thing was justlike, what are you doing?
Here and Meredith's response is just a little, not unhinged, but
just all over the place as well where she's just like just cuz
(34:42):
you break up with your boyfriendevery blah blah blah.
It was her attempt at really trying to read Britney, and you
know she wasn't lying. No, but it just it, it could
have been sharper. Right, it's Meredith.
Says me, who's sharp as a, you know, dull hammer right now, but
you know. With dull hammers, they're like
a not dull hammer, it's a dull knife.
(35:04):
Dull knife I'm sure I'm seeing that's that's how not sharp I am
right now. It's the time difference.
It is the time difference. Damn daylight saving.
It's crazy. I've been up since 250
something. Now 3 Didn't you say 350
something? No, it was like 2. 50 No, I
thought you were doing the wholehour adjustment because you Ted.
(35:25):
So it actually said that on the clock, yes.
So then why are we awake right now?
We had Chipotle and. Oh, we'd eat a lot.
Of a few spots of water. Yeah, I should have.
And Housewives. And Housewives and this podcast,
apparently we have to record this.
Are we missing anybody? This is someone else basically.
You know they like GOT. The ending was them fighting and
(35:49):
chasing away Captain Jason. I can't wait to see the below
deck. Version.
I cannot wait. I think they're just going to be
like, I'm afraid, yeah. So we're crazy.
But I mean, I guess because it needs to be more about them and
their dramas on the show. There's probably just be like
this constant thrum of yelling in the background while they're
going about their business. It's.
(36:09):
The soundtrack to the episode. Yeah, you just hear this up on
up on stage. Yeah, exactly.
Fart, yes, kind of want to end. And the episode on you yelling
whore and fart, that's a good way to go.
No, but I feel like we're missing something.
Like again, so much happened, but yet nothing happened.
(36:33):
Like where do we stand with eacheach woman?
We already went through them, all right?
Whitney didn't have much. Whitney didn't have much.
She just, you know, was there when the TikTok video was
playing and. You know, even when she threw in
on Meredith, she like threw in like for a minute because she
knows how it can sound and like it could offer something for the
editors to use. She's like, she's like, no, I
(36:54):
saw it too well because she showed it to me.
Right. And then Meredith was like,
yeah, so it's not all over. She had to show it to you,
right? It wasn't like you were
bombarded with Tik Toks about the affairs and stuff.
Marks, Marks. Yeah, Seth.
Mark Marks. Yeah, they're all marks, Yeah.
I mean, so that's the thing though, is it like, you know,
had the editors wanted to, they could have just had Whitney.
(37:15):
Yeah, I saw it too. And then cut out the rest of
that. So it's just weird that
Whitney's like, yeah, I saw it because she showed it to.
Me. Yes, that's here we are.
Exactly. That was her real, her real only
involvement. For All For Hell No, my
takeaways were I thought it was a good episode.
I liked it. I liked the duo Bronwyn and
(37:36):
Heather and with some Whitney thrown in there.
I like that Lisa for briefly apologized and took some
accountability there. I love though that she was
gobsmacked with the truth. I love her takeaways.
Don't tell Angie things. No, just don't talk shit about
your friends and I won't get back to you.
(37:57):
I like that Angie rallied but felt really horrible for her
when she slammed her hand in thedoor.
And I like the drawn went off onLisa and used her, her her big
girl voice. And yeah, the Britney Meredith
stuff. Yeah, yeah.
I don't really have a dog in that race.
(38:18):
I think it might materialize into something more if they keep
keep it. On next week's episode, we see
that like she goes apocalyptic on the plane.
Well, apparently not girls. An Air Marshall would have met
her. West, we'll see a lot of Bravo
can talk them out. Yeah, right.
So, yeah, that was actually a really good summary right there.
(38:40):
I appreciate you doing that. And Mary was just her read on
there. Was it wrong?
So yeah. That was pretty good.
Yeah. So, well, I mean, I think you've
said it best so we can talk about it next time.
Till next time.
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