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October 11, 2025 16 mins

Join your favorite gay Husbands as they talk about the tensions reaching a boiling point at The Real Housewives of Miami reunion (Season 7, Part 2).Julia and Adriana continue their explosive feud as Julia insists they slept together, while Adriana flatly denies it—claiming it was only “heavy petting.” The women are divided over who to believe, and things get even messier when Julia alleges that Adriana tried to manipulate her into leaving Martina for a storyline. Backstage, the two have a heated confrontation that keeps the drama simmering off-camera.Meanwhile, Kiki opens up about her complicated relationship with her father, sharing painful details about their past and his reappearance in her life. Alexia and Stephanie clash over their strained friendship and long-standing tension, while Guerdy finds herself repeatedly shut down by the group. And, of course, Lisa and Larsa reignite their feud—once again arguing over Lisa’s decision to unfollow Marcus.The reunion delivers it all: denials, divisions, and drama that won’t quit—even when the cameras stop rolling.Connect with us:Website: ⁠HusbandsWatchingHousewives.com⁠Email: scott@husbandswatchinghousewives.com

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(00:01):
I love going out to the Hamptons, wink wink.
I don't even know how to talk about this episode, so good luck
I. Mean good luck.
We were both I must be over hereyou.
Were awake during the whole time, I don't know what.
You're talking about. Welcome to the episode of

(00:30):
Husbands Watching Housewives. I'm Scott and I'm Jack, and we
just watched an episode of The Real Housewives of Miami.
Part 2 of the reunion. Yes, season 766. 6/6 that
wasn't. It's one.
I'll look it up. That's the that's the good thing
about the Internet. Yes, it's a It'll tell me.
I think it's 6, I don't know. Five.
No, all I know is have you ever been out in the Hamptons and had

(00:53):
sex? No, I've never been to the
Hamptons period, let alone to have sexual relations.
Did you ever? Go to Fire Island or anything
like that. No, I've never been to anything
like that. Never.
Done the East Coast gay stuff. No, no, not Provincetown or
anything like that. Yeah.
Again, I've only been to Provincetown in the downtime
I've. Been to the South Beach if I
didn't really. Yeah, that's true.
I went to Key West. I've been to Key West.

(01:14):
Yeah, that was a gay old time. That was nice.
That was a cute Old Town. I wonder how, Because I was like
2002. I wonder 22, three years how
much has changed? Well, they had to unpaint the
side with the crosswalks. That's for what they had to do.
Thanks a lot, Florida. Wow.
Well. So meanwhile.
Is in Miami. So yeah, we pick up with this

(01:35):
whole, we talked about it last week of course and we wine and
now which is 2 of us just between us.
Oh yes, it is just between us do.
We believe Julia or not. Oh yeah, I believe Julia,
especially after everything Adriana said like something
happened. She let a lot of things slip
out, like and then the and then the petting and the yeah, yeah,
yeah. Something happened.
I don't think it was like to that extent.

(01:56):
I don't think she was being. She was a blackmailing Julia.
Julia had seemed like she was ready to like, speak her truth
or her version of the truth keyword to her truth.
And I just don't buy all of it because I think she's just a
lying liar typically. Well.
She's also not, not again. It's just.

(02:16):
She's not credible. Yeah, everything that's
happening, everyone, First off, everyone like kind of laughed at
the whole allegation when they like said it.
Oh, initially, yes. Everyone was just like laugh,
laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laughing.
And I was like, oh that's so weird.
Then like kind of bounced back and some people reacted like.
That couch, her couch was quick to be like, Oh yeah, I believe

(02:37):
it. Yes.
Oh, totally had a fair like, youknow, they were just like they
were all going down or going up on the same ship, going up on
the ship and. Down on the going.
Down on the same plane or going down on the same ship, they were
just like United, like they had a conversation beforehand.
I'm sure Stephanie was involved,but Stephanie was like, when she
said to Larsa during the break or everything went down during

(02:58):
the break, when she said, I disagree with you on this.
I think that she really thought that, like, Julia wasn't telling
the truth. Yeah.
So I think everyone else is prepared to be like, we all
stick together on this couch andStephanie and we're trying to
like, you know, definitely get rid of Adriana, definitely get
rid of Gertie. I don't like this whole, I don't
know the whole like we plan thisahead of time.

(03:20):
It's so typical housewives. It's so transparent, like you
couldn't stand this girl. From what I hear, like years ago
that this girl being Julia and now she is a way to get rid of
Adriana and a way to get rid of Gertie.
And I just feel like that's they're over the two of them and
they're just very quick to like take any one side who's against
them. And it just it bugs me that that

(03:45):
that clickiness, that alliance and that wanting to cast the
show like you're not a casting director, right?
Just be a housewife. So then do you believe Julia or
no, No. You don't.
Nope. So.
Even. Though I think some things
happened, I don't think it was that.
I don't believe she was blackmailed.

(04:06):
I don't think she need to tell her truth.
And I like that. I mean, black man, you know,
cried, you know, I think a lot of the story is put together.
It was very thought out of because she was like almost like
she was saying her lives and she's like, I have to say this,
Andy. So then and then this happened
and then that's happened then like and then it's gonna.

(04:27):
But hold on, do you believe thatshe slept with a Haitian
mortician? For him sake, yes, I hear you
and a cop and Lottie, Dottie andeverybody like no judgement.
I'm not saying you know as you're honest said that you're a
whore. I'm just saying you're a cheer
and you know. Yeah, What goes along with it?

(04:49):
And you're not open, so you're acheater.
Got it. Yeah.
It's 1 + 2 = 3. Yeah.
So. But not Martina?
Yeah, she's not. Never had a three-way.
No, no, so but yeah, I so certain things maybe maybe true
about the story, but overall it doesn't always line up.
And it seemed very rehearsed. And the fact that she did it

(05:10):
like right before the break, youknow, and just like, I just, you
know, it's just so like just so dramatic.
And I've got this truth out, Andy.
And I'm like then following him back to the dresser.
I'm like, I was like, get away. From Andy.
That just seemed like a little bit.
I honestly, it made me feel likewhen I follow you around the
kitchen and I'm like, oh, and then what happened to work today
then? What, like you just no that
that's not bad. Like she was bad like she was

(05:31):
like Andy was like when I go into this room, I'm off camera.
I'm D my I'm my damn lunch. I'm Facetiming my kids.
Get away from me. She just wanted to, all the
women just wanted to go find himon break and like, explain
something to him. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Think I want my sandwich? I don't think that Adriana was
like blackmailing her to the theword.

(05:53):
But you know, I don't know, she may have just been.
When she said during the unseen footage, so many, so much
freaking unseen footage, I know could have been a whole other
show. When she said that, like when
Adriana said I didn't, I'll bring it up, don't make me.
I think it was the Haitian mortician and all the other
people I slept with. Yeah.
Yeah. Not that.
Because why does that behoove her to admit that she had an

(06:14):
affair? Yeah.
And that she's the other woman and.
Everyone seemed to be really confused as to what Julia hoped
to achieve by bringing that up. Even Lisa was like, what do you
want to get from that? Yeah, exactly.
So and just as like he was living under her thumb and oh so
although I think he just came upwith a great reality show idea

(06:34):
and it's called unseen footage. That's.
Just Owen. It's nothing but behind the
scenes, well, they. Used to do like like a whole
special like after the season would air of like oh I.
Remember a? Couple of years.
But what would be really cool isif they just told people like,
no, this is what we're filming. They just pieced the whole
entire show together with stuff from when they're not on.
You know that. 'D be, but then they would know

(06:54):
when they're on or not. They would.
Yeah, right, but then they wouldprobably be acting the entire
time and not feel like their guard down.
True, they'd go even crazier. I just like, I'm just tired of
Julia. Yeah, I'm exhausted by her.
Like histrionics and just her old demeanor is just really off
putting to me. So I, I, I don't want to, I
don't, I don't need it. OK.

(07:16):
I don't know how I feel about them just going to commercial
and then coming back and being like, and then we were talking
about a whole different thing, like they just changed some.
Before that they get they have that Adriana in the heart.
Oh, it's also OK. How did Adriana have that with
her? Like she knew something was
prepared. Planning to being South she's
like I'll try to make up with her but if not I got this broken

(07:38):
heart. Yeah, I guess.
I mean, she is also very traumatic, but I it's, it's more
entertaining. And I think that's just a part
of her personality when she saidthat, like Julia's trying to
find herself or she doesn't feellike she belongs to her Imposter
syndrome. One, I can tell you, you know,
you know your therapy terms. But two, you're right, I think

(07:58):
Julia doesn't know who Julia is and.
It's it tell You can tell by thehair length.
You can't, can't ever tell. All those clips I'd ever was
like, is that Julia? Oh, that is Julia.
She's either Martina's wife or she's someone's mother, or she
is this trying to be like popular girl.
But who is Julia? We don't know still.

(08:20):
You should write a biography. Where'd you go, Julia?
So yeah, you're not Julia. Yeah.
Julia I was like, okay, that wasfunny too.
We're like. Like on All My Children, when
with Julia Sidney Penney's character, and like their
mother, they were Latina family and she would call her Julia.

(08:41):
Yeah, yeah, I've just thought about that.
The Santos family, because this is Maria actually and.
Introduced so late like it was ahard they they they brought a
whole family. A whole family.
That's hard to do in a. City and they all like linked up
with other with people on the show and they definitely like
put their roots down because it was like, you know there hadn't

(09:01):
been a lot of diversity yeah youknow typically.
Pine Valley is the place for diversity.
Well, you know, they had Angie and Jesse, the first black super
couple, but like there wasn't a lot of, I think up until then a
lot of Latino characters and they really like did a great
job, particularly with like Maria and Julia and Matteo.

(09:22):
You're just having me thinking now how upset I am that there's
never been like a night at trivia night where they're like
name soap opera cities and you're just like.
Oh my God, we. Would clean up.
We would. Win.
We would like, or it would be. It would be like lame, the most
obscure one we'd remember. No one else picks it.
That trivia question. Oh, Genoa City or Bay City?
Bay City would be the Bay City or without the rule turns.

(09:45):
Salem. No sales days.
Oh God, OK. It's Oakdale, Oakdale, Landview
and Port Charles. And, well, it's folding
beautiful. Was just LA.
Yeah, yeah. Santa Barbara, of course.
Santa Barbara. But yeah, you're in another
world in Bay City. That was a.
Pretty No one's going to know Bay City so.

(10:05):
Generic. Yeah.
Anyway, sorry, back in Miami soap opera Yulia.
Yulia. You're Yulia.
So what did they get to right after?
Was it when they came back and completely changed the subject?
Who were they talking about then?
It's not about oh, Kiki. And I was like, I'm glad she and

(10:26):
her dad are in a good place. I just don't care.
Yeah. I don't care about that.
I don't care about like they didn't talk about Marisol at
all, thank God. Not this episode.
I think the next episode, yeah. Yeah.
Only in relation to Alexia, because the two do not exist
without the other. Correct.
Alexia exists. Could exist without Marisol.
Marisol could know without Lexia.
So then they moved on from Kiki to Stephanie.

(10:48):
I also don't care. Oh, OK.
I mean it the whole she needs tostop the analogies.
Yeah, her analogies went on for quite some time.
It was like like like a chain ofanalogies.
It was just like, OK, I get thatone.
So if you have a plane and I have a plane, I'm happy for you,
but you're not happy with for me.
And I'm like, and then I might realize, oh, you don't have a
plane actually. And if you have a plane, if
you're wearing green shoes and I'm not, then we're total not

(11:10):
time with the same thing. No, no, OK, these analogies are
not working for me. No, the Teresa comes out and
like, screw you, you see you next Tuesday.
Yeah. Say Teresa comes out.
Yes, yeah. I see that the Jackie analogy.
Oh, thank you. Sorry.
That's where we discovered analogies don't work on
housewives. Oh yeah, never.
No, no. So then what else is left in

(11:31):
this episode? Because I mean really, to me
it's just the follow up from Julia and that.
And Adriana, Adriana, I mean, Julia got what she wanted.
She was like the star for a moment, and I think she was
unhappy when she wasn't. It's like, you guys, I have so
much more story. No, no.
No, you don't. No, your story was this.
And then great. They were so shutting down

(11:53):
Gerdie at anytime, like anytime they're like, oh, whatever.
Gerdie like Marisol like, got like, physically like recoiled.
It was just like, exasperate that Gerdie was actually even
saying something. And it makes me think that
Gerdie is not long for this. Yeah, I think she, you know, she
could do, you know, big things and be happy like Doctor Nicole

(12:13):
off the show and maintain her sanity.
And, you know, it's hard to do. I'd watch.
I'd watch a Doctor Nicole Gertiespecial.
Especially like a. Crappy lake with the two of
them. That'd be fun, but.
It'd be like very, very rich, because Doctor Nicole's actually
super rich. You're saying Luban and and
Sonia aren't? No, I remember the other woman

(12:34):
on the show. Oh, God, I got it.
I mean, that's gonna be rich. Got it.
Not that rich. See, I feel bad for Gertie and
all that, but it just definitelytrying to push her and Adriana
off. Yeah, so.
They brought up Larsa's new boyfriend and they also later on
got into. I am sorry, I think Stephanie
was reading only the nice thingsthat chat chat chat PC says

(12:56):
about Larsa are. You going to look at that?
Yeah. I mean, be careful what you read
man. I mean, I just think, talk about
yourself. I mean, it seemed like from what
we heard when 2 TS roasted themselves with ChatGPT, I mean,
it sounded like the sort of things that ChatGPT would say.
But it just felt like, do I justgo to ChatGPT?

(13:18):
I think so I'm. Sure.
And I. I don't know how it works, I'm
old. Pippen, PIP.
NPIPPEN, but yeah. Was it thinking?
I'm I don't know, I'll edit those things.
I don't know. I'll edit this together, don't

(13:39):
worry, I'm not feeling witty enough to keep the conversation
running. Sorry, I should.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's just like the known for
this, known for that, her career, personal life.
At no point does it say she a ho.
Nor does it say like she is like, you know, all the good

(14:00):
things that Stephanie was saying.
Got it. So I.
It's just a really weird thing like Chachi BT says.
Like what do you think Adriana was suggesting when?
I thought that she was going to go for the the Kim Kardashian
stuff. She's a hanger on her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that she is like when she
called Lisa a groupie and Lisa was like, and her confession was

(14:21):
like girl. Like that's a big thing people
know about Larsa, that she asidefrom being married, Scottie
Pippen, is that she was dropped hardcore by every member of the
Kardashian family. So I just don't think the nice
thing is that. GPT thinks about.
Her, I, I just, I don't, I don'thave a space in my heart for

(14:45):
Larsa Pippen. I'm sorry, I don't.
I, you know, whatever, She's whatever.
But yeah, that that end fight with like, you know, we're all
supposed to be together and you hate who I hate.
And like, I'm like, no, I'm not 12.
I think there was said early on in the series we in the season,
we said it here and then someonesaid this night that is so

(15:06):
juvenile, just absolutely juvenile that like, oh, I can't
I have to dislike who you we're.All in our 40s and 50s here on
the stage. Like, why do we need to do that?
Yeah. And just 'cause you falls, just
'cause you fall someone doesn't mean you're interacting with
them. I like, I forget a lot of people
who I follow, you know, it's just, it's just.
Dumb. It is dumb.

(15:27):
It's very dumb. They need something to argue
about. Just say yeah, it's what else
did Larsa have going on aside from that this feud of Lisa?
Like, what was her story? Oh, I'm renovating in my her
house that. We didn't get done in time.
She got a new house, yes. That that was her story.
Yeah. Yeah.
I can't think of anyone else's thing.
Yeah, it was an exciting episodethough.
That's what I'm having trouble. It wasn't very funny.

(15:48):
It was very. Funny and exciting, but like,
really, only a couple things happened.
I mean the Haitian mortician of it all and the and.
A lot of meme worthy things thatfor sure if we were note takers
we would have noted taken some notes, but we don't take notes.
No, Yeah. Oh, if Andy's whole like, why am
I in it? That's funny.
But yeah, Haitian mortician is going to be.

(16:09):
I'm sure there's memes about it already and we'll be seeing it
for a long time or. As you said, like, you know, in
Miami, they'll be like, you know, Halloween costume.
Yeah, yeah. Or just right around the corner.
I mean, if you could be a Haitian mortician for Halloween,
you. Could be a Haitian mortician,
that's true. I couldn't.
That'd be a bad look, so yeah. Is there anything?

(16:32):
Else to go over, do we want to move on and talk about this next
time? Until next time.
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