Night of a Thousand Parties (RHOM)

It’s the holiday season in Miami, and the Housewives are bringing plenty of festive drama. Marysol and Alexia each host Christmas parties, though Alexia’s son has concerns about her reconciling with Todd. Julia puts on a charity event, but tensions rise when Adrianna skips it. Stephanie’s Christmas party brings big moments of its own, from a special drink reveal for Kiki to an unforgettable performance by Adrianna. Kiki and Adrianna patch things up—briefly—before new arguments erupt between Adrianna and Julia, and later with Marysol. Thankfully, Stephanie steps in with gifts to smooth things over… at least for now.(RHOM Season 7, Episode 17)

Episode Transcript

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Welcome to the episode of Husbands Watching Housewives.
I'm Scott and I'm Jeff, and we just watched episode of The Real
Housewives of Miami. The finale.
The season finale. Season finale.
And you never know. With Miami, it could be the
series finale. You never know.
Fingers crossed that comes back.I must say, when Julia was
talking about her roller coasterrelationship with Adriana, I

(00:37):
thought, I feel like that way ofMiami because there have been
times it started out as like, and then there were times I'm
like, oh, I'm really interested in this episode.
I want to see like this, this fight, whatever.
And then went down again and up and like tonight it was kind of
like, I'm kind of glad it's over.
I'm looking forward to the reunion.
And it looks it was a very shorttrailer, but I'm I want to see,

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you know, what happens. And I don't know if it needs to
be 3 parts. I love that about you.
You every reunion you're like there's need to be 3 parts, but
you're always happy for the three parts.
No. I mean, if they're good, if it's
like Salt Lake, three parts. But if it's, you know, sometimes
three parts, there can be a lot of filler, right?
And where they're stretching. But like, even with Beverly
Hills, like your favorite one, you're like 3 parts and by the

(01:23):
time it shows up, you're like, OK, I'm glad there are three
parts. I'm glad, but I'm looking more
so glad that it's over. I have this weird thing.
I had my since before where I love the show, but I'm I'm like
so happy that's on. But by the end of the season I'm
like, I'm so done with this. I want this to be like over and
then it starts ramping up again and I'm like, oh, OK, is it

(01:45):
coming? And like what's trailer gonna
come out for Beverly Hills or whatever show and I'm excited so
I just. Yeah, I, I won't lie with this,
with this, with Miami, I'm looking forward to someone
putting this in context for me 'cause I'm still kind of at a
loss of like this was really over hype to me.
Like everyone who is like last year, Miami's the best and that

(02:08):
like it's fun. It's life changing and like
there's. I feel like it's on par with
Potomac and with Atlanta and New, well, Atlanta's I think a
little bit better actually. Recent Atlanta maybe, but like
Atlanta general of the last couple years.
And also I think it's like on par with New New York.
Like I think New New York was better, to be honest.

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Yeah. All the drama between UBA and
Bran were was 10 times more exciting than anything that
happened this season. In Miami, yeah, they were really
like, you know, I I chose one over the other, you know, in a
fight, but like I wasn't like jazzed by like, oh, Larson, Lisa
like was very juicy. You know, it just wasn't the
stakes weren't really there. And yeah, people who were saying

(02:53):
like Miami is like the bassets top tier.
I'm like, I don't think it's toptier.
I think right now in terms of entertainment value and no
filler and just pure like, Oh myGod, jaw, jaw-dropping moments,
it's more so Salt Lake. What I will say it has going for
it, which I think is something similar to the other franchises
that are like successful, is that all the women participate,

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like the fact that they have nine women, right, yes, and that
even the friends of have a really active role on the show.
I think that's something to be said.
So I think that that helps it kind of keep momentum.
Well, The thing is, if you're Marisol or Alexia or one of the
other girls on that team, you'resaying no, Adriana doesn't pull

(03:37):
her weight. And true, you know that she
doesn't contribute. And she just sat there like a
bump on a log. But I would say that like, if we
were to write down like the key players of most of the season,
Adriana's one of them. For sure most of like the these
last few episodes, there were times or she wasn't featured as

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much and she wasn't like jumpingin to like defend somebody or
jumping into a fight or you know, it just.
Yeah, I don't want to go down that route too much because
like. It's like from the cruise
onward, because I feel like the the whole fallout with her and
Julia, there's more fallout withGertie and Julia than Julia and
Adriana, right? I guess maybe a lot wasn't was

(04:18):
left unsaid until it finally blew up in these last couple
episodes. You know, yeah, as I say, I
don't want to go down this routebecause ultimately that means
that my favorite of the season, Gertie, really didn't have much
going on, I think, as far as dynamics between the other
women. You mean post the fight with
Julia when they made-up? Even that fight with Julia like
that was like such a small part of the season, it feels.

(04:40):
It was the that was episodes after the whole water thing were
pretty big and there was not like the debate and then like
her whole event where everyone freaked out.
I think she had a lot to do in the first half and not so much
the second-half. Agreed.
Yeah. So I if if they'd stop in the
first half, I'd say, oh, for sure she should be first share.
I thought that she would, but itmakes sense that she's third.

(05:03):
Oh, down that way. Where is.
She. That's the third.
I know, yeah, 'cause compared tolike, Lisa had more, Stephanie
certainly had more, you know, but like, still a viable part.
And I don't know if we talked last week about the rumors,
about the rumors about casting and how they're saying that
Gertie and Julia and Adriana areon the bubble and they could

(05:26):
potentially be fired. And there's a lot of uproar
online because people have a lotlike Gertie, you know, it's just
a great housewife. You know, she didn't have a lot
to do this season. I think she's a great housewife
and she's authentic. That's what I really appreciate.
I mean, I hate use, I hate I I don't hate comparing the
franchises, but I mean, if Gina and Emily can hang on for so
long, it you know, I mean, it's.True.

(05:48):
Pretty. True a little.
Bit longer and she's an established player and she, you
know, the fact that she was ableto move forward with Julia,
given what happened, a lot of other housewives would have
stuck to that for the entire season.
Also, I'm going to say that I don't think Gertie is the
problem in the lack of excitement in that kerfuffle.
I think Julia is the problem. Yeah, like Julia drags down

(06:11):
everything. Yes, yeah, yeah.
But like I was saying, I think alot of people would have just
not been able to move on. It would have dragged down the
rest of the show. And I think Greg understood,
like, I may be really pissed about this and I don't feel like
she fully is sorry for humiliating me with the water
thing. But for the sake of the show and
the group, I'm going to move forward with her until proven

(06:32):
otherwise. And I think that's shows what a
good housewife she is and that she's thinking about beyond
herself. Because I'm sure deep down, I'm
sure Todd, no, Russell was like,why the hell would you even be
around that woman? But she's like, this is my job.
And I don't want to like be a downer.
Because that's the thing too. I mean, you're thinking.
Of Todd from Salt Lake. Then I think of Todd.

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Alexia's has no access, I thought even.
Bronwyn's Todd. No, I'm talking about Alexia's
Todd. Because he said the same thing.
Why would you want to be around these women?
Oh, got to go. Got to.
Yes, perhaps, yeah. But no, I think it was, you
know, I think if she had held onto it as well, then she would
become the problem when like, oh, like Julia's apologized to

(07:16):
you. Why can't you just move on?
You know? So I think she recognizes those
things and was like, OK, let me just keep going.
And she's just a positive personcompared to everybody else.
So if they get rid of her, I mean, be really upset because I
don't find a fully likable person, you know?
They get rid of Gertie, then I'mgoing to go ahead and post like
every other lunatic on the Internet and be like, I'm not

(07:38):
watching Miami. That's over.
I'm done with. It Yeah.
No, I'm kidding. I know.
You're like, I don't even. I don't.
You can't even fake fake me out,Scott.
No, I get you. So what actually happened this
episode, though? Yeah.
They and it was a bunch of it was, you know, it was the title.

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I thought of the episode should be the night of 1000 events
'cause there were three different events in one.
Episode like they rushed to get everything in.
Yeah, like, who knows the timingof these events, But yeah.
So the first one was Marisol's party where he got the jump
scare from Jill Zarin. I did like that they had the

(08:21):
White Lotus pyjamas. Right, they had pyjamas like
Larsen and Gertie out to be greedy because she wanted
certain charms or whatever. Yeah, I didn't understand even
what? I didn't even know what Gertie
was trying to do. She was.
Just they're making a tram bracelet and she's like, I don't
want that, I want that. And and Julie, so large is like,
who does that? And I'm like you.

(08:42):
Yeah, You would do that, Yes. You would if you.
Like, like, I feel like Larsa tries to make herself be like,
oh, I'm just, you know, the bestis the best and I'm like, I, I
think you have faults. I think you do.
I'm. Sure, we all do, right?
But more than others. So yeah.
So basically it was like Nursell's party, gifting things
to people, yadda yadda, yadda. Santa was there.

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Stephanie was like, I wish for friends and Santa brought them.
It was weird, Weird. I don't understand that.
It makes it seem like she didn'thave any friends before, and
maybe she didn't. Maybe she just worked all.
The time, yeah. And I like close female friends,
Right? Like I think she was saying she
doesn't go on girls trips or thinking of somebody else.
No, I think she might have said something like that early on,
yeah. So, but yeah, it was just, oh,

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they talked about the whole like, oh, oh, the big drama was
the drama was that Marisol and Alexa are having competing
parties and the Bros didn't confer about the dates.
And so everyone was, everyone was at Marisol's party.
And across the way, Alexia was having a party at her nail
salon, the Frank, the Alexia andFrankie salon that she kept

(09:51):
saying over and over again. I didn't see him like in any of
the shots at her salon. Anyone was there.
Like it just seemed like there were like 3 people there and
then who showed up to that one. Kiki and Julia, of course.
And Lisa? Yeah.
Yeah, so it just seemed like Marisol had the more fun party.

(10:12):
Right. More guests, it seemed.
Yes. Yeah, the more well.
Well, you can't fit million people in a salon like that.
They're all kind of, it may be 'cause it May is my typical,
this is too small of a space fora housewife event.
Claustrophobia. I don't know why, but it just
like, it freaks me out, Like people cannot move comfortably
in there. There's probably a very long
life for the bathroom. It's like, it's that brunch

(10:33):
place, that Peacock place. Too small, too small.
But yeah, so Alexa's party, theywere talking about the whole
ratchet, ratchet thing and racist thing.
He said she'd say racist. Yeah.
I think the most interesting thing was Alexia's son thing.
Like, why would you go back to Todd, you know, given what he

(10:54):
did? And she was just like.
Didn't have an answer. No, you know, so I don't know.
And then I think, do they? Yeah, I think they talked.
Yeah, I don't know. The gist of it though.
The gist of it and the shirt dress was weird That whose
Alexia's with that red and the the poofiness up.

(11:15):
Top. Oh yeah.
It was. It was an odd.
Kiki's dress to the the finale party, that was amazing.
I think she was the best dressedof all.
Everyone I think looked very good at the finale, but.
Kiki. Amazing.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wore that red like no one else. I like Gertie's red dress too.
Gertie's. Was good.
It was cute, yeah. So yeah, nothing major happened

(11:38):
at that party. I think my problem with all of
these is that they just rehashedthings.
Like, I know that's not unusual for a Housewives finale, like
kind of rehash the things they've been talking about, but
like this just really felt like rehashing stuff that really
didn't need to be rehashed. Like the whole wretched ratchet
thing came up again. The fact that Marisol came out
at the end to be like. I saved your ass and told you

(12:01):
wretched. It's like, I can imagine Adriana
side of things where Marisol said you owe me because I like,
I'm saving your butt because everyone's going to say you're
racist, so just say you meant tosay this word.
But I can also see Marisol just saying it as a throwaway of
like, girl, you're going to, youknow, you're going to thank me
later. And then just, you know,

(12:22):
throwing it out there without really, you know, and then it
just kind of shitty to come out later and say, like all the
women, you know, she didn't think of that on her own.
She was she was being racist. And I gave her a way out.
And then she was mean to me. So now I'm taking it back like
it just seemed. And it's also very obvious that
Marisol is a manipulator. And I feel like if Adriana

(12:44):
wasn't as dramatic about it, then people would would listen
more because I do feel that she manipulates.
And like just these past few days in the press, she's been
saying like, well, a lot of the girls in one film with Adriana,
it's like you are not the casting director.
Do your friend job and be yourself and come to parties and

(13:04):
whatever, but don't try to sit there and cast and move pieces
around and manipulate to get people out.
Like you're all playing. As you said, there's nine people
here. You're all playing your roles.
Don't do beyond your job, right?And she's been really irking me,
like seeing those articles. And then just I don't feel

(13:26):
beyond Alexia. She has any loyalty.
To anyone else on the show, yeah, no, I don't think so.
Yeah, maybe Larsa. I said Larsa because she just
likes to call her pips. Well, because I think Larsa is
popular. I think if Larsa fell out of
favor, she dropped her like a bad habit.
So I think getting Julia onto their side was just pure and
simple. Like, let's break up her

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Adriana. Like maybe she just.
I feel like she really hates Adriana and vice versa.
And she's just trying to ice herout.
And I'm like, calm it down, yeah.
I know I agreed. Yeah, calm your cocky butt down,
I don't need it. So anyways, there's Julie's
event, which was a good cause foster care, but it was also

(14:09):
really mainly about Julia and her well and.
Even beyond the operatic talents, it was like everything
about the whole thing was just like how lucky the boys were to
be adopted. And that kind of, it grossed me
out a little bit. Like it, you know, it'd be more
about how lucky she was to have the boys, you know?

(14:30):
But it was more like the boys and the whole thing about, you
know, I don't know, I, I know they were trying to fit a
narrative, but to be there and sit there and say, like, you
know, classical music is good for people.
And it was just like, what? I don't understand why you're
doing. This it was laying on, I don't
between the two of us, I don't It's great that they have the

(14:51):
boys. The boys found them and they're
in a happy, stable home. I think it just seems, you know,
like she's laying on a little thick.
There's a lot of white savior coming on out of her is what it
feels like, doesn't it? I always maybe not I'm a white
savior, but I just like savior. Like, you know, I'm rescuing

(15:11):
these kids. And maybe we don't know the
whole detail. We don't know what their foster
really was like, but it does. And, you know, yeah, I guess,
you know, from a very objective perspective, you know it to get
a famous tennis player of a mother and, you know, clearly a
wealthy, you know, they're wealthy.
They're well off. Like they're in it.
They're those kids are in a goodhome now.

(15:32):
Yeah, but it just seems like a alot of the narrative is about
how lucky those kids are to havethem and not the other way
around. I could just say, I don't know,
it just seems a little, little opportunistic.
I mean, very, very harsh becauseagain, I don't know all the
details, but it just doesn't seem like the altruism's there.

(15:56):
I think it's there. I just think when you keep
talking about it, it, it makes me feel a little awkward.
But like I said, I think they are very lucky to have them by,
you know, on both ends. So I don't, I'm not questioning
whether or not these boys are going to be cared for and not at
all that. It's think it's just, you know,

(16:17):
it's just a little like this. I know this is going on in her
life. It's the main thing that's going
on, going on in her life, but itjust seems very heavy-handed how
it's been sculpted for the show.Right.
And I guess maybe that's the that's probably the problem is
that having talk about it so much for the show, it starts to
make it feel like it's an afterthought or an accessory and

(16:37):
not the original. You know they like the they got
lost in the plot or what's the expression?
Bloss in the plot, yeah. Yeah.
So bloss in the sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So also I feel like when Julia sang they really turned her mic
down the. Important thing.
Really struggling to hear no I would like.

(16:57):
Well, I thought that she was singing with the track and I was
like, oh, there's another lady there.
Yeah, I knew the other. Lady was there.
Right. And so I don't know, like this
whole, you know, our first season of really watching this
and never having heard Julia sing before, like I wanted to
hear what she I wanted to hear her chops and I couldn't.
I don't feel like I heard them. I just felt like it was a, you

(17:18):
know, phone in thing. And it was just the whole look
at me, I'm singing and how can Adriana miss this?
And you know, it really bugged me when Kiki and Marisol,
especially Marisol, were trying to shame Adriana for not going
and saying, well, even if you don't care about Julia, what
about the foster children? It's like, yeah, I'm sure

(17:39):
Adriana cares about the foster children.
And like, don't make it seem that she's as heart heartless.
I thought Adriana's response waspretty valid.
Like I couldn't rearrange 12 people's schedule.
Like, you know, I could have gone or I could have, you know,
screwed up 12 people. Like the logical thing was for
her to just go to her practice. Also practice.
Now seeing what she practiced, the dog song, I don't know that

(18:03):
that necessarily needed practice.
But, well, there's more to it than just the dog song.
You know, there's other things that she there.
Was her song from 2012 no. Again, I don't know if I would
have ended on the dog song I. Don't know if they did that had
to be some weird sure, but like the fact that they were giving
her shade about like playing whosaid it?
Like, was it Larsa? Like, oh, I thought she'd have a

(18:24):
new song. There's just like.
Oh, right. It's like, well, she's not like
a prolific full time musician. Right.
She's going to Harvard. Yeah.
She's like knowing everything. She knows everything about Gree,
about Spain. Spain, yeah, she's a historian,
scholar, so. Yeah, I don't expect her to like
be belting out new songs, but I guess if she's going to belt out

(18:44):
a new song, maybe not that. I love my dogs.
That was that was a choice. That was a choice.
Randomly. I was just thinking, we need, I
know it's not great for the environment.
We need straws because I I just a second ago when I was drinking
water, I'm like, I am guzzling. Don't we still have straws down
the drawer? We do.
We should bring them up next time because I feel like I'm

(19:05):
guzzling on camera and and Mike and A and a.
No one can hear it. And Mike?
I can hear it in my head. I, there was something I want to
say in recently, Oh no, might beon the On My Cinema Tour podcast
and I'm editing it a lot and I can hear everyone drinking and
I'm like, gulp. Yeah, I feel like it's just, it
looks better. That's why you know housewives

(19:26):
like. I think that's the makeup.
And then also they can look dainty, Like look at me.
I want to look at Dainty too. Wow.
Pivoting away for a second. Rena's book.
At least Rena's coming out of the memoir next.
Year, I'm expecting you to go toRena's book.
Well, because, you know, one of the famous memes is like her

(19:47):
with a Starbucks cup being like,and she's saying like, you
better believe I'm going to talkabout it.
And that's the that's the title of her book.
So that when you think of that. So I'm looking forward to
reading Freddie's book. I just read they're closing the
Starbucks downtown. In this town, yes.
Why Apparently Starbucks isn't going to renew the lease?
Like apparently it's too expensive, they don't make
enough money there or whatever, so they need.

(20:08):
Starbucks. I well, I.
It's yeah. It's a cute little downtown, so
there's definitely room for other cafes and things to like,
fill the void. But yeah, you know, that that
seemed like a really solid location and stuff, so I'm a
little surprised. Yeah, I never like my clothes.
It's whenever there's something a big event downtown, it's very
busy. But maybe it's only when there's
an event downtown. People are going to the other

(20:30):
Starbucks throughout the town. Yeah, I think definitely they
weren't the drive through and the one I go to and yeah.
That's disappointing. That's a cute little yeah.
I don't like any change. I don't like any change in
downtown. You don't say how.
Your change averse. A little bit.
There's one change I welcome. We'll who knows when that will
happen, but yes, that's disappointing.

(20:52):
It is disappointing. Also, like I don't like hearing
about our town going through anysort of economic upheaval.
No, like not that one, not that a Starbucks closing is upheaval.
I know Starbucks is going through a lot of retraction,
just in general. They're doing a lot of
restructuring to kind of remain profitable.
And also with the tariffs and stuff, they say the coffee's
going to be one of the things that's hardest hit.

(21:12):
So maybe it's just preemptive, Idon't know.
But anyway. So we give coffee.
I have to, like, briefly mentionthat somebody watched our TikTok
recently, at least somebody maybe on her team in her camp.
But like, yeah. Melissa Gorga liked a few of our
Tik Toks, so we're a little happy.
About and she reposted one yeah,the one where like we were

(21:33):
talking about, you know, my birthday cake and having the
coffee cake. Obviously there are the ones
about her sprinkle thing, but you know, hey, you know, that's
what not why we're doing it, buthey, that's, you know, kind of
the side. Effect.
It was very nice. I was you sent me the screen
cap. I was like, wait, what?
I didn't grasp it at first. I'm like wait, that's most a
Gorgon. That's the weirdest thing is
like TikTok and all the social media in general like informs

(21:55):
you of stuff, but like I didn't get like a pop up notification
that that liked it. Like I get like friend of mine
liked a thing, but not Melissa Gorga.
I'm like please let me know whata housewife Yes, there should be
like a celebrity setting. Like let me know what a
celebrity likes my posts, right?So she didn't follow us though.
It's fine. It's OK though.
We I will take a like and I likeyou as well, Melissa Gorga.

(22:17):
And you know I like your cakes. Now, should we get the coffee?
No, and I don't like flavored coffee really.
Well, I like flavoring my coffee, but I don't like coffee
flavoring I can't escape from. What about because I am not a
coffee drinker? But what if I could be the as an
experienced coffee drinker and anon experienced coffee drinker,

(22:38):
we could do like a little. I mean, if you really want to
buy some, sprinkle by some coffee by sprinkle or whatever
they're calling it. Sprinkle my yes, sprinkle my
coffee. I just want to, I just want to
support my my liker Olson Gorga.True.
They're back to Miami, so the third event was Stephanie's
party. Oh yes.

(22:58):
Shoma Christmas and they were Santa and Missus Claus and
there's a drink for Kiki that was great that supported, you
know, Haiti. And then we already talked about
Adraan's performance. And then basically the main
event was, which it wasn't that great of a fight because it was
very like, you know, Adraan, it's like beating down on Julia,

(23:20):
which I don't mind verbally, butit was just kind of like, OK,
they're having it out. And I, I basically was like, I
believe everything that Adraan is saying, you know, that she
didn't know about Julia's music,musical performance, shouldn't
have been shamed about it, that Julia is a social climber and
just used her to get into the group.
And now that she can hang out with the cool girls because they

(23:43):
need something from her IE numbers, but then she's just
dropping Adriana in favor of Alexia and Marisol.
I mean, I don't think Adriana iswrong.
I think she, I think Adriana hasa very strong opinion of
herself. We're like, I think she plays
more of an integral part than I think she believes she plays a

(24:04):
more integral part than she actually does.
All that being said, I don't think that I do think that
Julia's done her dirty, but I think that, you know, Adriana
needs to just back off a little bit.
It's not as bad as I think she well.
It seemed like they were, like, very close friends.
They were best friends. And obviously, she was offended

(24:24):
that she wasn't asked to be, youknow, godmother of the boys.
And, you know, all these things that have built up.
And it just feels she really cared about Julia.
And I don't necessarily know Julia gave her that same energy
this season. I don't know about past seasons,
but I also doubt the validity ofmost things Julia does.
So if someone's saying that she's been a crappy friend now

(24:47):
it's twice for Gertie and now with Adrian, I'm like, I'm
inclined to believe these things.
Yeah. OK.
So yeah, something, something's not up and up.
Wait, I'll be up and. Up Julia?
Probably not. Can we talk about the really
lackluster end cards? All of them just seemed a little
like womp womp. And why weren't they all the

(25:07):
same at the party? I didn't need like different
scenes. I didn't need a scene of like
Stephanie at dinner with her husband saying, although that
was funny when she's like, well,one twins talking to me, we
others not. Yeah, OK, that one I did.
To be like a judgmental bitch. We really do love what is just
like, you know what? I, I'm having problems.
I, you know, one, they're, they're the same.
I don't need them both. So I that was good.

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What I didn't need was the separate Marisol Alexia, like
Todd conversation. That was just dumb.
And I mean, but that's how I felt about the whole Todd
situation all season. And then just to find out they
finalized their divorce and yeah, they're still kind of
going back and forth and like seeing each other kind of like,
whatever. And like, what was the Lexi
going to say? Like, you know what, Marisol, if

(25:48):
I do get back together, Todd, maybe we may not have our same
friendship because you talk shitabout him.
She's not going to say that eventhough I'm.
Well, I thought that was actually an interesting thing to
even bring up because, like, that happens a lot in everyone's
life where, like, you know, you have one problem with your
partner and you kind of vent about it to your friends.
Like, yeah, I never liked that guy anyway, so and.

(26:09):
Then they get back together. Right.
And so I think, I think Marisol again may not maybe Marisol's
much more intelligent that I think she lets on and that's
where the manipulation. That's a good backsham of.
No, but that's why she's probably is more manipulative
than we give her credit to be because that's the sort of thing
she, you know, even whether thisfelt very staged, but like,

(26:32):
let's even say it in the first place for her to be worried that
like I've talked a lot of shit about, you know, this person
that you're saying you love still like Alexia's so reactive
to things that that could be foranyone else in that friend
circle, she'd be like, I'm not your friend anymore because you
said all these bad things about Todd, you know so.
She almost did with Stephanie. Right.

(26:52):
So I think it's it's observant of of Marisol to say that.
But I think if the whole thing was staged anyway because they
just wanted to have a separate little we're Bros scene, you
know? I just want, you know, a lot of
people say it's sad people don'tlike Marisol.
You know, if she was on the show, like, what would Alexia
do? And it'd be interesting to see
Alexia without her. And because they really are such

(27:15):
a package deal. And I don't love that with
housewives, like even to a certain extent.
Gina, Emily. Yeah, but they like, they have
separate opinions. They're not all and they, they,
they fought last season well foran episode, right?
You know, they were ticked at one another, but then they
made-up. But I don't think they're a
package deal, right? Although I do feel like they

(27:35):
wouldn't keep one and not the other.
I feel either they're both on orthey're both off.
Oh, I think that, I don't know. I think they'd give they'd give
one of them a chance. I don't think they would because
they kind of run neck and neck for in terms of amount of
storyline they got going on, but.
Didn't they come on at the same time?
I think that's the whole reason they get so paired together is

(27:55):
because they were kind of just like, I don't want to say
Tweedle Lee, Tweedle dum, but they're, you know, they were
brought on at the same time. So they've always.
And they became a duo, right? Yeah, but that's what I'm
saying. Like I don't see them both
staying. I I only see them both staying
or they're both going. Not one or the other, not one
leaving, one staying. So.

(28:16):
I can see them keeping. I can see Emily choosing not to
come back and they keep Gina. I don't think they.
I don't think either one of themwould choose not to come back.
As in when, right G and I said, you know, Katie comes back, you
know, I have to think about it. True.
You'd have to think about nothing.
You would jump to be back. So you would figure out how to

(28:38):
be cool with Katie so. But meanwhile, in Miami, you.
Mean that cover at all. I think it did like it.
I mean, normally we remember what each of the little title
cards were at the end. They were.
I'll I'll go for it. So Stephanie's talking to 1 twin
and not the other. Alexia got the divorce
finalized. They're off again for now.

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Marisol was looking for another wedding venue location.
Gertie is still going to therapyand not going to get
reconstructive therapy for now. Julia, one of her girls, has met
the Braves and one has not. Emma has not.
Yes, Adriana is thinking of going out on the road with her

(29:19):
band. But that I was like, that's just
throw away one, right? Kiki is.
And her dad, it was something with her dad.
Yes, it's a work in progress. Yes, and that was everyone.
And Lisa, oh Lisa, who didn't have much to do on this episode,
but I thought a great idea that she and Jodie started a divorce

(29:40):
app. Well, that was pretty good.
That's something I wouldn't think of, you know, like, you
know, people don't know if we'retrying to get out of a marriage
and amicably like and you don't have anywhere to start, this
will like put you in touch with I guess lawyers and whatnot.
But even that I'm sure there's like needs the same way that
like, you know, there's all those wedding apps like to
organize. Stuff.

(30:01):
Yes, you need to keep things organized.
You need to check this and things.
So yeah, that makes sense. It's true 'cause there's so
much, I'd imagine, documentationyou need to maintain.
And at least for freaking Lisa trying to get a notary in right
Spain, yeah. Probably there's a whole list of
international notes, so. That should definitely be on.
That's a good resource. But then just do an online

(30:22):
notary. And then what was Larsa's?
Oh, she met a new boy, A. New boy, new man, and she thinks
he'll be married by the end of the year.
Yeah, he thinks they'll be married by the end of the.
Was it he? It said Jeff said his name was
Jeff JEO. Not to be confused with the
better spelling of Jeff, obviously.
Yeah. So yeah, it said he says they'll

(30:42):
be married by the end of the year.
So tick tick. It's September, almost October.
Yeah, we're well aware it's not July anymore, so.
Has it been July in a while? Yeah.
July in a in a while. July.
No, Albert. No.
Yeah. So.
Yeah. All right.
That's everyone. So yeah, then we have a

(31:03):
three-part reunion then. I think again, I think I'm gonna
look forward to the reunion morebecause I'm looking.
I don't know solve things. Not resolve.
I just want context for why we should care about any of this
and I feel like Andy will help us be like this is what's
important and what's not becauselike I've failed to see a lot of
it. Like what were you beyond, not

(31:25):
beyond the whole Lisa following or willing to not willing to
unfollow Marcus? What was your issue, Larsa?
Because there's got to be more than just Instagram, right?
Yes, yes. And also I want to know and also
I want to know, yes, why the Julia's daughters are so set
against or so unhappy with the adoption and what was really

(31:48):
going on, Lisa and the tardinessand like, yeah.
And yeah. And you know why is so
transphobic? That'd be good to hear about
too, you know? Yeah, I've seen Carmen.
That are all twice this season, right?
Yes, that are all twice the sea.Strength, yes.
One of the other parties and that was it, just one of the

(32:09):
other. Party Rice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Commerce party.
Yeah, tomorrow. Tomorrow.
Yes, his party Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
Yes, yeah. Well.
Well, yeah. Well, yeah, I'm.
Yeah, that's. I know right, Almost.
Sorry to be so little energied on this one.
It's just, you know, that kind of an episode.

(32:29):
I even feel like I I mean. It was like a grand finale,
really. I would love to really get in
touch with someone who really loves Miami.
Like if he loves Miami, we, if this makes it into our, you
know, TikTok or social media, whatever.
Please let us know what you loveabout Miami so much.
And it doesn't need to be a dissertation.

(32:50):
We just want like, doesn't need to be a dissertation.
I just want to know like, what'sso damn exciting?
Because I haven't really seen that, right.
Hey. And I'm not, like, expecting it
to, like, knock my socks off. Maybe this is just a bad year
from Miami. We chose the wrong year to start
watching Miami. Yeah.
So. Maybe last year was better.
Yeah, I was thinking last week, I was like, are they just people
just mesmerized by like the CGI,like palm fronds at commercial

(33:13):
break? So I'm like, what?
I sure. Because it'd be like graphics,
yeah. Look at that.
So how do they make a? Note of palm fronds do that,
make them so palm fronds do that.
Nice, I'll see it. Miami's nice, I'll say it.
Throughout. On that note, I'll say it next
time. Yeah, I'll say it next time.
Until next time.