Hypotheticals

Hypotheticals

Two middle aged white guys coming up with practical outcomes to absurd hypothetical questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

January 1, 2026 68 mins

Hosts: Rob & Mike


I can't imagine the podheads would be excited if all the effects were the opposite of before.


Content suggestions:


https://www.yourownbackyardpodcast.com/

https://www.youtube.com/@ChefStudioChannel


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Hosts: Rob & Matt


We borrowed heavily from Torchwood Miracle Day. But only what if killing was impossible.


Recommended content:

https://www.youtube.com/@HistoryofHumankind

https://www.hilariousworld.org/


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Hots: Rob & Kate


That's right, we're doing what Ron DeSantis never dreamed of: invading Disneyland.


Content recommendations:

https://www.youtube.com/@LostFutures1

https://store.steampowered.com/app/294100/RimWorld/


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Hosts; Rob & Matt & Mike


This could have easily been a "what would you do if you had time travel?" bu that's too much for an episode, so the time machine has a broken gear and can only go to when the library of Alexandira existed.


Content recommendations:

https://www.youtube.com/professordaveexplains

https://www.storyofbible.com/the-bug-bible-and-other-unusual-bibles.html

https://open.spotify.com/artist/22eUIsoURgq3GFNo6...

Mark as Played
November 1, 2025 70 mins

Hosts: Rob & Matt


It's about time Dennis Hopper claimed revenge. But yeah what if the actual mushroom kingdom invaded? Apologies to those hoping for some new Yoshi lore.


Content recommendations:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/blindspot/id1567282609

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LGe265pwvU

https://petapixel.com/2025/07/28/someone-saved-a-digital-image-file-to-a-bird/


Ho...

Mark as Played
October 15, 2025 69 mins

Hosts: Rob & Kate


Now I'll be honest, there's a lot of things we probably didn't cover because we went on tangents about nuclear accidents. But anyway we ask what if we did actually militarize the boyscouts and I learned we kinda do already.


Content:

https://www.youtube.com/@Shaun_vids

https://www.thiswarofmine.com/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2238470/Grimshire/


Hosted on ...

Mark as Played
September 15, 2025 85 mins

Hosts: Rob, Kate, Matt


https://www.youtube.com/@JessieGender1kids in the hall preachergrimshire


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played
September 1, 2025 93 mins

Hosts: Rob & Mike


So we went through a few topics so this one will be a surprise!


Recommended content:

21st centry federalist

old man's war

films to be buried with


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Hosts: Rob, Matt, & Shiloh


Content:

https://themoth.org/radio-hour

https://www.youtube.com/@JoshJohnsonComedy

https://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/cagcast-video-game-podcast.55/


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played
August 1, 2025 72 mins

Hosts: Rob & Kate (new host!)


Uber isn't great but it gets weird if any job can be called via Uber


Recommended content:


https://www.youtube.com/@PolterGibbst

Elizabeth Moon - fantasy author, new short stories coming out Tales from the Stinky Dragons Podcast for D&D Womble - For all your bullshittery gaming needs


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Hosts: Rob & Mike


What if you were forced to listen to terrible podcasts?


Amish computers: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/zyi2ti/til_there_is_an_amish_computer_it_doesnt_have/


Hard Landing Podcast: https://www.hardlandingspodcast.com/

the new world review (sorry, no link)


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played
July 1, 2025 70 mins

Hosts: Rob & Matt


Ok, I'll be real. I stole this idea from the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Matrix. There are really some horrible outcomes if you can only taste chicken no matter what you eat.


Anyway, content:

Say Potato, https://www.facebook.com/groups/it.humor.and.memes/posts/30303169522615443/

Three Arrows: https://www.youtube.com/@ThreeArrows


Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Mark as Played

Hosts: Rob & Mike


Honestly this one is closer to reality than maybe I was willing to admit: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/online-fundraiser-woman-used-racial-slur-raises-675k-racist-support-rcna204923


Don't be a terrible person


Context for that comment about the foo fighters https://skepchick.org/2024/09/how-dave-grohl-foo-fighters-put-actual-lives-at-risk/


Content:

https://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/...

Mark as Played
June 1, 2025 69 mins

Hosts: Rob & Matt


I thought of this question for no particular reason and it has no bearing on current events at all. I would say it means that anyone running for president must really want it.


The content:

https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/stuff-the-british-stole

https://www.youtube.com/c/HistoryoftheUniverse


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Hosts: Rob & Matt


Content:

https://www.youtube.com/@miniminuteman773

https://www.youtube.com/@pat_finnerty


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Hosts: Rob & Mike


I have no idea why I thought of this, sorry FBT agent, this is all comedy, just like the rest of the podcast.


Content:


https://open.spotify.com/show/2QNPUsUcUJrrl7pIaMRLsM

https://www.youtube.com/user/GoneToTheSnowDogs


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Hosts: Rob & Matt


You know what, we totally forgot to talk about the moon. Email that.hypotheticals.podcast@gmail.com and let us know what you think happened to it.


Other content:

https://www.youtube.com/@ContraPoints

https://open.spotify.com/show/1tImtAItoNbs2LikGCz4R7


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Hank Scorpio is probably one of my favorite Simpsons characters and I think he should get a 2nd chance since he didn't manage to take over the world:


Content recommendations:

https://www.youtube.com/@WoodfordStephen/videos Some political takes from a guy who generally debunks irrational thinking

https://www.instagram.com/popcorn_paws5?igsh=Z2Q1NjlwZnhwdnpx a doggo channel


Hosted on Acas...

Mark as Played

Hosts: Rob & Matt


I swear this is a coincidence. I don't think Matt looks at the list of topics before we start. This time we speculate what happens if aliens become addicted to McDonalds.


Content recommendations:


TL:DR podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/1VinNabTsipd6duX1azsF3

Tom Scott: https://www.youtube.com/@TomScottGo/videos


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Mark as Played

Hosts: Rob & Matt


No alien is safe from the food industry!


Content recommendations:


https://www.youtube.com/@mrnightmare

I think this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Finger


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark as Played

Popular Podcasts

    If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

    The Joe Rogan Experience

    The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.

    Two Guys, Five Rings: Matt, Bowen & The Olympics

    Two Guys (Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers). Five Rings (you know, from the Olympics logo). One essential podcast for the 2026 Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics. Bowen Yang (SNL, Wicked) and Matt Rogers (Palm Royale, No Good Deed) of Las Culturistas are back for a second season of Two Guys, Five Rings, a collaboration with NBC Sports and iHeartRadio. In this 15-episode event, Bowen and Matt discuss the top storylines, obsess over Italian culture, and find out what really goes on in the Olympic Village.

    The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

    The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.

    Dateline NBC

    Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Advertise With Us
Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2026 iHeartMedia, Inc.