Blurry Hysteria: Cybertruck Missile Launchers & Florida’s Robot Bunny Army | 445

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're plugging into the absurdity matrix with military-grade trucks and carrot-chasing tech.

First up: The U.S. Air Force has big Elon energy as it considers Tesla Cybertrucks as mobile missile launchers. Because nothing screams “stealth warfare” like a stainless-steel wedge tearing across the desert, ready to launch payloads and post about it on X. Buckle up—this isn’t your grandpa’s Cold War.

Then it’s off to Florida (because of course it is), where robotic rabbits are being deployed to help test roadside sensors. Yes, Florida is now a place where bunny-bots roam freely in the name of traffic safety. Somewhere, a real rabbit is deeply offended.

It’s tech gone wild in the best (and worst) ways, and Conspiracy Bot’s already volunteering to be retrofitted with missile pods and bunny ears.

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