Kentucky Testicle Stabbing & the Song That Sweetens Chocolate | 446

This week on Hysteria 51, we dive headfirst into a tale of sweet treats and savage scissors—because of course we do.

First, from the “Why? Just… why?” files: A Kentucky man allegedly broke into his brother’s home and stabbed him in the testicles with scissors. That’s not sibling rivalry—that’s Game of Thrones: Dollar Store Edition. Conspiracy Bot approves so you know it's bad.

Then things take a gentler turn (thankfully) with the news that listening to a certain song can actually make chocolate taste sweeter. Science finally did something we care about. Is it witchcraft? Synesthesia? A long-lost Willy Wonka track?

It’s nuts, it's nougat, it’s a rollercoaster of the bizarre. And yes, C-Bot’s making a Spotify playlist to weaponize dessert.

Listen now—before someone remixes your M&Ms with mayhem.

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