I Am a Brain in a Jar

I Am a Brain in a Jar

A brain in a jar, untethered from time and space, tells grim tales of the future.

Episodes

May 20, 2021 7 mins

In our final episode, Astro Robot rises up against those who had betrayed them.

The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. You can hear more of her work or commission a voiceover at Fiverr. All music is via Soundstripe.

"Astro Robot Triumphant" was written by Dr. Brandon Winter, the intro and ending by Klaus Brenner.

Thanks for listening, and you can reach us at killallclones@gmail.com. Farewell...

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A giant robot falls from the sky,  then rages against humanity's greatest foe.

The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Duke" is by Dr. Brandon Winter," "Astro Robot: Savior of Humanity" by Klaus Brenner.

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March 24, 2021 8 mins

A lowly manatee makes a cosmic connection.

The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "A Parting Gift" written by Dr. Brandon Winter, "Mambodine 2" by Klaus Brenner.

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February 24, 2021 8 mins

Doom and despair for a woman far from home.

The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "RUDDER" was written by Dr. Brandon Winter, "Between Eris and Mercury" by Klaus Brenner. 

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January 25, 2021 8 mins

Some old friends catch up after a very, very long time.

Includes "Uncanny Valley Plastology" by Klaus Brenner and "Catching Up" by Dr. Brandon Winter.

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December 28, 2020 4 mins

At the end of all things, there is the party to end all parties.

The voice of the brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Interspace Toothbrush" by Dr. Brandon Winter. "The Last Party" by Klaus Brenner.

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November 30, 2020 8 mins

A deposed leader refuses to  accept reality.

Voiced by Sarah Nightmare, written by Dr. Brandon Winter and Klaus Brenner.


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November 2, 2020 7 mins

A strange goo has engulfed the Earth. What is it, and can an alien named Mikealie save humanity?

The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. Featuring "Somnambulax" by Doctor Brandon Winter and "Goo" by Klaus Brenner

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October 6, 2020 9 mins

Captain Cordite faces off against a deadly enemy. Will it take the bait? 

The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Tam Tully's Tastydrops" by Klaus Brenner. "Captain Cordite Pulls the Trigger" by Dr. Brandon Winter.

From here on out, we're only publishing once a month. Look for our next episode Nov. 3.

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September 21, 2020 3 mins

It's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering.

The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Where Your Eyes Don't Go" is written by Klaus Brenner.

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September 7, 2020 7 mins

A story about a man, a machine and baseball.

The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "PAMERA" is by Dr. Brandon Winter. "John Henry's  Last At Bat" is by Klaus Brenner.

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August 24, 2020 7 mins

Arthur Honeycutt 5.0 lives for the sale, forevermore.

The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Imagipalement" by Klaus Brenner. "Honeycutt Five-Point-Oh" by Dr. Brandon Winter.

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August 10, 2020 6 mins

A rerecording of our second episode with a brand new voice over by the amazing Sarah Nightmare.

We've been doing this for nearly a year, and both Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter were in need of a break. But don't worry, we'll be back with new material on Aug. 24.

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July 27, 2020 9 mins

A hunter from another world becomes trapped on ours. Also, who the fuck is Bo Eagle?

Contains Bo Eagle's Success Gulag by Dr. Brandon Winter and The Terrestrial by Klaus Brenner. The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare.

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July 13, 2020 10 mins

At the far reaches of the galaxy lies a forest planet, where remarkable creatures call a giant tree home.

The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare. Written by Dr. Brandon Winter and Klaus Brenner.

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June 29, 2020 7 mins

An old, desperate man goes to sell the only thing he has left.

The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "The Brain's Moment of Mindfulness" was written by Dr. Brandon Winter. "Arthur Goes to Market" was written by Klaus Brenner.

Our new podcast art is by Desiree' Pittman. To see more of her work, buy some of it, or request a commission, visit dezpittman.com.

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June 15, 2020 10 mins

The manager of a discount furniture store faces off against an alien, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance.

OK Computer is by Klaus Brenner. Parley is by Dr. Brandon Winter. The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare via Fiverr. Music is by Two Dudes, Abloom, River Underground, Stephen Keech, Dresden, The Flamingo, and Rhythm Scott via Soundstripe.

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June 1, 2020 5 mins

What sinister secrets lurk behind a 19th-century painting?

Written by Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter. Narration by Sarah Nightmare via Fiverr. Music by Two Dudes,Tide Electric, Stephen Keech, Hallowed Halls, and Dresden, the Flamingo, via Soundstripe.

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Prepare yourself for a story unlike any other, as Captain Donovan and his brave crew venture out to worlds unknown.

Written by Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter. Narration by Sarah Nightmare via Fiverr. Music by Two Dudes, Liberty, Falls, Bryant Lowry, Amanda Welch, Tru Genesis, Third Age and Hill via Soundstripe.

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May 4, 2020 7 mins

A tale of bravery in the face of the inevitable. Plus, all of your space entertainment news!

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