I Can Complain

I Can Complain

It's all one big joke. New episodes every Tuesday.

Episodes

November 25, 2025 16 mins

Jessica and I pull off an elaborate heist to save Thanksgiving in this tough economy. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

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The clerk at the gas station said I told her I was going to quit smoking, which doesn't sound like something I'd ever say. Also, my Honda Civic is single handedly responsible for global warming. And, the US mint stopped making pennies last week to save everybody $6. Enjoy.

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November 11, 2025 12 mins

I was abducted by aliens this week, and because of that, now I have dry ass cheeks. Also, why the hell would anyone in the government actually want to end the shutdown? Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

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November 4, 2025 14 mins

I survived a mass extinction event and went as a dinosaur for Halloween. I found my most prized possession: a trophy I bought when I was ten. And, what the hell happened to trick-or-treating in complete darkness? Enjoy.

09:45 November 3rd*

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October 28, 2025 13 mins

It's my birthday, and I'm a tyrannosaurus-rex now. I'm no longer human. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

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October 21, 2025 13 mins

I've been walking around smelling musty all week. I'm standing on BK business. And, find out why there's never been a better time to be fat in America than right now. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

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October 13, 2025 13 mins

To celebrate Chris Columbus Day properly, I went to Columbus, Ohio, and spent an evening at a hotel and ate at Buffalo Wild Wings. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

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October 7, 2025 14 mins

The Riyadh Comedy Festival has started in Saudi Arabia, and comedians can't wait to get their hands on the blood money. Also, my phone battery might kill me. And, I'll be cleaning gutters in the Midwest this week. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broad...

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September 30, 2025 14 mins

I bruised my sternum in my sleep. I need a new mattress. And, I went to a baby shower this past weekend and was forced to face my mortality. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

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September 23, 2025 17 mins

When I was a young boy I excelled at funnel ball on the playground at school. I finally reveal what my recipe was in the Global Cookbook. And, Fall has now officially arrived and Jessica's coming back inside with the burn barrel. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a f...

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September 16, 2025 13 mins

I'm not a very knowledgeable man. The WNBA playoffs start September 14th, and YouTube is desperate for me to watch. And, I bought the manager's special pork at the store because "Big Pork" told me to. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday (because the trains run on time here). If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe...

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September 9, 2025 19 mins

We correct a mistake from last week's show -- and now Jessica sleeping outside again. My phone's algorithm is convinced I'm a BBQ pitmaster. We relive the time my roommate ate a chicken carcass by moonlight. And, why the hell are so many kids being picked up from school in cars? Enjoy.

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September 1, 2025 15 mins

It's Labor Day 2025, and that means fall is in the air and football concussions are back! I spent a fortune on a soda at Four Guys. And, Chuck E. Cheese was arrested for theft in Florida. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday (because the trains run on time here). If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a futur...

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August 26, 2025 14 mins

Jessica starts the show by herself because I'm stuck in traffic. Do trains actually run on time? The world is going to end in 25 years according to experts. And, we continue to unearth evidence that I was in special-ed classes and they just never told me. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday (because the trains run on time here). If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and lea...

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August 19, 2025 19 mins

The salad bar is one of the greatest psychological tricks ever played on humans. I dare to ask the question: Who the hell lives at a hotel full-time? And, we discover a few new recipes from the Global Cookbook, all of which were pirated by children off the internet. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, a...

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I believe I have the worst office chair to ever exist. I unearthed some horrible recipes from my childhood. And, as the price of hamburger reaches record highs, we check in with ranchers in San Antonio to get to the bottom of it all. It's an instant ICC classic today. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just comp...

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August 5, 2025 15 mins

I'm still dreaming of joining a gang. I'm still eating Italian ices to get through the summer. And, Jessica is live from the 2nd annual company picnic, that was once again planned for a time that I can't attend. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future br...

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There's convicted felons selling meat out of a truck near me. I won big at the lottery. And, it's too hot to yield for pedestrians. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

https://www.icancomplain.com

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July 22, 2025 12 mins

Ozzy Osbourne has died this afternoon. I had to fight an old woman for a ribeye steak. And, find out why it's fine by me for parents to leave their kids in hot cars. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

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We were promised a 10,000 hour summer blockbuster about the man with the island, but we haven't seen shit. And, my plan to defeat mother nature this summer has already failed. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

https://www.icancomplain.com

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