DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH A PROSTITUTE AND WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A SEX WORKER. I DON'T GET IT with Olivia LaRue

Oh why hello again old pal/enemy/frenemy! Whatever the reason may be that has brought you here, may you stay long enough to remain a pal or become one. This week, I sit down with Ms. Olivia LaRue, "Madam" and "Courtesan", otherwise known to you plebes as a "Lady of the Evening" or fine, a goddamn Prostitute, Escort and/or Sex Worker. We talk about knitting, crocheting, scrapbooking and other fine hobbies. Just kidding, we obviously talk about big pimpin', spending cheese and B.L.A.D.s. Look, I have no idea what "B.L.A.D.s" are or anything Jay-Z is ever talking about because I have no idea what's going on at all times. Not to worry, Liv is here to the rescue and school me on the life of a Sex Working Girl. Please email us at [e-mail] and let us know what you'd like us to try and get. Or, similarly, you can launch verbal missives at us on IG/FB @mariadoesntgetit or with the tweets @MMdoesntgetit. (Please don't) As always, thanks for listening, downloading, liking, rating, reviewing, following or deleting, blocking, disowning us. Now that you're here, you may as well stay. You might like it!