I Just Got My Kid To Sleep

I Just Got My Kid To Sleep

Comedian Michael Palascak takes time after getting his 5-year-old to fall asleep to reflect on the day, the week, the year, the times and everything encompassing the world around him from the perspective of a new-ish parent.

Episodes

December 24, 2025 53 mins

Near the beginning of this 93rd episode, Michael breaks down his favorite vending machines of all time. 

Mark as Played

Near the end of this 92nd episode, Michael explains why giving is the best and why he doesn’t need you to give him any gifts back because the feeling of goodness to give is more than enough.

Mark as Played

Around minute 25 of this 91st episode, Michael gets into a strategy for getting the most out of your child’s friend’s Chuckee Cheese birthday party experience. 

Mark as Played
December 2, 2025 55 mins

In this 90th episode, Michael describes and decides to adopt his 6-year-old son’s optimistic outlook on life. 

Mark as Played
November 18, 2025 53 mins

In middle of this 89th episode, Michael talks about how being a parent feels like being the President of just one person.

Mark as Played

In this 88th episode Michael gets into playing retro video games with his son, watching the movie Friendship, and texting miscues.  

Mark as Played
November 4, 2025 53 mins

Michael shares stories from before he was a dad.

Mark as Played

In this 86th episode, Michael runs down his Halloween week as he looks forward to trick-or-treating with his son.

Mark as Played
October 21, 2025 53 mins

In the second half of this 85th episode, Michael describes his past wedding party experiences and also explores possible Best Man options should he get married.

Mark as Played

In this 84th episode, Michael details his return from Covid, and near the end of the episode, he shares some tips for your kid's School Picture Day. 

Mark as Played
October 8, 2025 53 mins

In this 83rd episode, Michael talks about getting Covid and what he's doing with his free time.

Mark as Played
September 30, 2025 53 mins

In this 82nd episode, Michael's mainly focuses on his Coaches Pitch pitching debut.  

Mark as Played
September 23, 2025 53 mins

In this 81st episode, Michael describes the wonderful Lincoln Museum and disagrees with Reese Witherspoon about movies.  (She's not a guest.) 

Mark as Played
September 16, 2025 53 mins

In this 80th episode, Michael touts the benefits of parenthood specifically in taking a trip to Chuckee Cheese with his son.

Mark as Played
September 9, 2025 53 mins

In this 79th episode, Michael delves into topics like health teachers and arm wrestling his 6 year old.

Mark as Played
September 3, 2025 53 mins

In parts of this 78th episode, Michael talks about being able to detect AI images.

Mark as Played
August 26, 2025 55 mins

Near the middle of this 77th episode, Michael makes a case for living a life with no technology invented after 2005, except for like medical stuff.

Mark as Played
August 19, 2025 53 mins

In the middle of this 76th episode, Michael details the events surrounding the disappearance and finding of his son's favorite stuffed animal Floppy.

Mark as Played
August 13, 2025 53 mins

Michael explores why he recently considered going to med school. 

Mark as Played
August 5, 2025 53 mins

In the middle of this 74th episode, Michael talks about love.

Mark as Played

Popular Podcasts

    If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

    Dateline NBC

    Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

    The Bobby Bones Show

    Listen to 'The Bobby Bones Show' by downloading the daily full replay.

    The Joe Rogan Experience

    The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.

    Betrayal: Weekly

    Betrayal Weekly is back for a brand new season. Every Thursday, Betrayal Weekly shares first-hand accounts of broken trust, shocking deceptions, and the trail of destruction they leave behind. Hosted by Andrea Gunning, this weekly ongoing series digs into real-life stories of betrayal and the aftermath. From stories of double lives to dark discoveries, these are cautionary tales and accounts of resilience against all odds. From the producers of the critically acclaimed Betrayal series, Betrayal Weekly drops new episodes every Thursday. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack. And make sure to check out Seasons 1-4 of Betrayal, along with Betrayal Weekly Season 1.

Advertise With Us
Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.