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Snowboarding mishaps, mechanical bulls, and the nostalgia of early 2000s humor—strap in as Jimmy Coates and Ana Santos take a trip back to a time when baggy snow pants were all the rage and punk rock ruled the soundtrack. Our latest episode careens down the slopes of memory to revisit "Out Cold," a film that's part comedy, part snowboarding extravaganza, and maybe a cult classic. We’re laughing our way through the standout scenes and cringeworthy moments alike that have kept this movie lodged in the hearts who loved it and those who didn't have just left it in the past like an old lift ticket in a winter coat pocket.

Zach Galifianakis's hot tub escapades, the stark contrast between critics' scoffs and audiences' chuckles, with potty humor, token black characters, and other 2000s stereotypes—this movie has it all, and we’re breaking down why it still elicits such a warm, if not slightly embarrassed, glow. We're not ignoring the elephant in the room, though: we grapple with the movie's more problematic elements, sifting through outdated slang and questionable plot points with the kind of care one might take while navigating a mogul field on a snowboard.

To wrap up our powdery plunge, we take a goggle-eyed look at how this film lands its jumps and faceplants in equal measure. Whether it's worth a watch on your next lazy streaming binge, or best left in the past along with your old snowboarding VHS tapes, we've got our hot take ready. And a heads-up: you might encounter some language that didn’t age as well as the memories. Join us for this episode that’s like the après-ski to your day: full of laughs, good company, and just a touch of cringe.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now for PG 13,.
Inga tries her hardest to makeher scene at the bar full of
titillation, and titillating itwas.
Inga rides the mechanical ball.
Great scene, no stunt double.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
God bless, yeah, I would never.
Victoria, something Swedish didall her own.
What a trooper.
I feel like that's how it'spronounced, but I could be wrong
.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, that sounds right, she's giant knockers.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
She does have very large breasts.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, but yeah, she rode the the ball, committed big
titted.
That rhymed Committed bigtitted.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Lights, camera and action.
Welcome to the.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I remember liking that movie podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Remember those childhood movies you loved.
We're going to watch them againand find out if they're still
as amazing as you remember.
Let's get ready to join Annaand Jimmy as they go back and
watch those movies you rememberbeing oh so awesomely good
horror movies that scared comedymovies that dare induction

(01:14):
movies, so preposterouslyludicrous that they defied the
laws of common sense.
Now here's your hosts, annaSantos and Jimmy Coates.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Of course it's nowhere to be streaming.
Of course that's nope, allright, welcome to the I remember
like that movie podcast, and weare about to preview a movie
from the 2000s, early 2000s outcold.
What do you remember about outcold?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Almost nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, I mean, I remember little bits of it.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I remember very little bits because when this
list was shared, when we weretrying to decide what movie to
do out cold, I looked up thecast because I was like I don't
remember a movie called out coldand I started.
I was like, oh, this was theone with Jason London.
I used to have such a crush onhim, Him and his brother Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
And I was like I'm an acus.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, zach Galifianakis, is it?
It David Cochner?
And I was like, or Cockner, Inever know how to pronounce his
name, but anyways, I was like.
I vaguely remember this movieand I remember laughing to it,
but that's all I remember.
I'm pretty sure there's a hottub scene.
I'm pretty sure there areantics on the mountain.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yes, lots of snowboarding, I remember
snowboarding, oh God, yeah,snowboarding.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
This is early 2000s.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Snowboarding was like huge and I remember the prank
on Zach GalifianakisGalifianakis.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Galifianakis.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
His character.
There was a prank on him.
I remember that in the car andI remember.
Of course, I can't remember themodel's name.
Anyways, pretty Girls andPretty Girls.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well, I mean, I think this was a standard.
Yeah, I think Any 2000s moviethere was always like a group of
really good looking guys.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
And then there was a group of very pretty girls who,
if we're going to be honest, isusually like way out of the
league of the guys.
Oh yeah, Like there are leapsand bounds beyond them.
Like still good looking, guys.
100%.
But not that good looking, butnot that good looking no.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, that's it.
That's been since the 70s and80s and 90s, these type of
movies.
I thought this movie was ratedR.
It's not.
It's rated PG-13.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, it was a little like uh-oh, but anyways, and
just so people that arelistening or watching, this was
not either of ours first choice.
You actually picked Ski Patrolfrom the 90s, correct?
I picked Hot Dog, the moviefrom the 80s, which negates both
of our picks, and we picked thethird one, wins, which was out

(04:06):
cold, all ski related, all snow.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yes, I remembered more of Ski Patrol, not that
much more than I did of theother.
I don't even think I've seenHot Dog.
Oh, no, no, I was like I don'tthink I've seen that one.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
The finale is hundreds and hundreds.
It's a race to the bottom.
Whoever gets to the bottom wins, and there are no rules.
And it's hundreds and hundreds.
Of skiers start at the top ofthis giant mountain and they go
and they push each other, theyhit each other.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, no, I haven't seen that.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, okay.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, but I remember watching Ski Patrol Shannon.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Tweed's in it.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, Shannon Tweed and her boobies.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I love Shannon Tweed and her boobies.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I love Shannon Tweed because every movie she was in
you got to see her boobies.
If you were a kid and you sawShannon Tweed in the movie.
You're like I'm going to seesome boobies.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, but isn't that kind of just like that was her
stick Pretty much?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
She could kind of like she wasn't a bad actress
either.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, I like her as an actress.
I've seen that stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
So and she?
They were not the greatestfilms, but like at least her
acting was good.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Her like.
I understand why Jean Simmonsmarried her.
Her boobs are fantastic.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's funny though, because I watched that reality
show, that they had the um ohback in the day.
Yeah, family jewels.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Thank you, yeah, so I watched a few episodes of it
and I was like Shannon Tweed isawesome.
I kind of just want to be herfriend, Like I think we could
hang out drink wine by the pool.
She's great.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, she seems really cool.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
And Canadian.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, very proud, very, very proud.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I like, I like Jean Simmons.
I don't think he could comeacross as a douche.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
He is a douche.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, but he's so cool.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I don't know about Cole, he's funny.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, he's very funny .

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I think he's incredibly entertaining.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
And he knows that.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
He's not blind to the fact that he's an entertainer,
and that's what he's supposed tobe.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, fantastic.
So yeah, we went without colds.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
We went without cold.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
We didn't agree on what movie to pick.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
All right.
So let's take a look at somebox office for OutCold Let me
blow this up because I'm gettingolder here.
November 21, 2001,.
It was released, which makesgreat sense.
Winter is coming At a budget of24 million.
That seems very high for 2001comedy.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
but it wasn't on Sambaline, they would have been
shooting on location.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yes, oh yeah, they had to shoot on location, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Both of those would have increased budget quite a
bit.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
It opened in 2011 theaters on the same day as
Black Night that was with MartinLawrence and Spy Game with
Eddie Murphy.
It opened at number six, behindin order Harry Potter.
The first one, thePhilosopher's Stone or the
Sorcerer's Stone.
If you're in dumb North Americalike we are, I can't believe

(07:09):
they thought we were that stupid.
Hey we better dumb it down forthose North American people
Monster Inc, Spy Game, BlackNight and Shallow Howl and
that's where the movies areheaded in 2001.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I hate Shallow Howl.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, I did not like that movie very much.
Yeah, weekend total $6.7million, just over domestic
total $13.9 million.
International $876 million.
So it grows $14 million, almost$15 million, $14 million $7
million.
So it didn't make its moneyback.
But the blessing in disguisewas this was the beginning of

(07:48):
2000.
Blockbuster was still goingstrong, so it could have
recouped its money on TV and inthe movie.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Maybe broken even, I don't know about recoup their
recoup, their investment.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Maybe Got a little little out of a little further
out of the red, all right.
And let's see Right, get outhere.
Let's go to the tail of thetape Out.
Cold release 2001 is a comedyrated PG 13 and comes in at a

(08:21):
very comedy like one hour and 29minutes.
Beautiful taglines.
They haven't quite figured itall out, but they're getting a
little warmer.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I Really don't like that.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
No, it's no no and that was it.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
They put their marketing money into that.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, yeah.
Synopsis a Bunch ofsnowboarding employees at an
Alaskan ski resort try tooutsmart a leisure mogul who has
major redevelopment plans forthe business, plans that include
getting rid of most of theparty-loving staff.
Matters are complicated whenthe moguls two daughters show up
on the scene and it Transpiresthat one of them dumped the

(09:04):
resort snowbar king severalyears ago.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's not much of a plot, but it's pretty standard
for these type of moviesactually I think that's the
standard for any ski.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's also, I think, the standard for quite a few
hallmark movies.
I'm just saying.
Okay there's usually a mogulwho has their, their mind
changed.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
And here is the movie poster.
Now for those listening.
It's just a little clip on theone side with the entire, or the
main, cast on a snowboardflying off of it, some gloves
are flying off and just belowthem is out cold.
I don't mind the poster.
I.
I Know the posters good.

(09:50):
I did not see this in theatersI.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Did not either.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, this would have been a rental.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
This would have been when it popped up on TV.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
This is where it takes a turn.
Let's go to Ron, to.
This is usually where it takes.
Always where it takes a turn 50critic reviews have this movie
coming in at 8.
Holy crap.
The one after seven and the onebefore nine, not 18, not 80, in
case it's not coming throughaudio.
Eight, 8, 25,000 plus audiencegive it 84 percent.

(10:28):
Oh so this is a very much aCritics hated and the audience
loved it.
Interesting, so yeah, criticconsensus.
A party movie that substitutessurf for snow out cold will
leave viewers just that, withits gross out humor and
sophomore plot.
I mean, what were you expectingfor them, this type of movie?

(10:50):
It's gross out humor and stupidplot.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
They made more than the early 2000s.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yes, and in the 80s.
Yeah and yeah, you may startwith the fresh.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
There was not a lot Funnier than Woody Allen's last
four movies, more exciting thanTarkovsky's the Sacrifice out.
Cold will play best if yourfirst legal beer is still far
enough into the future To see myvision of the promised land.
Don Irvine.
Globe and Mail original scoreout of four.
That's the most passive,aggressive review.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, funnier than it has any right to be, and it's
generally enjoyable.
Eric Lurio, greenwich VillageGazette.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Greenwich.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Greenwich, greenwich, dr Seuss, over here.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Hey, you sounded it out and that's what it should
sound like.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, I have a six-year-old people.
That's what I do.
We sounded out, that's what itlooked like.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
By the laws of English it should have been
grown, but by also by the lawsof English it should not sound
anything like it's felt.
Yeah okay, it sort of sucks,but you'll still secretly have a
pretty good time watching it.
Dave White, I film.
I Feel like Dave White and I.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I hope so, and this is from.
I'll do the first one and we'lljust take turns.
This is from the actual Viewersaudience from Rotten Tomatoes.
This was my favorite movie whenI was a kid 11 when it came out
.
It's chock full of that early2000s humor and even had a Zach
Galifianakis Getting his wienerstuck in hot tub.

(12:33):
That has an emoji of a smileyface and a snowboarder great
snowboard movie in my opinion.
Thumbs up Nathan P.
Five stars out of five.
It's his weiner.
Well, there you go.
You said you thought theremight some be shenanigans in a
hot tub and looks like there is.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
This movie is a classic 2000s late-night comedy
central movie.
Love the punk rock soundtrackand light-hearted story.
Turn your brain off and laugh.
Will H, four and a half starsthat sounds.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Like I yeah, yeah and kind of one of those.
There are some movies you justgot turn your brain off and go
with a 100%.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Not every, not every movie is a thinker.
No let's be clear.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's a cheesy movie with dumb jokes.
Expect nothing more.
However, if you live in a skitown and have been watching
corporations ruin your town, ithits home.
Matt B four stars.
Looks like Matt grew up aroundus.
You took this one a little toohard.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, Matt lives and works in a ski town.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
All right, yeah, rotten, you may go.
There was a lot, a lot tochoose from.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Out cold is basically porcupines in the snow, and
it's a pale imitation at that.
You can't go into this movieexpecting anything innovative.
Urban cinephile critics urbancinephile.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Now there are a few of these because they just were
not, they just were savagelyAgainst this movie.
So there's a few of them out.
Cold is essentially a spineless, unfunny animal house.
The pretense of the plot isdistracting and insulting Walter
Cha film freak central.
0.5 out of 4 dang Walter.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Basically a low rent remake of the 1984 low rent
teenage sex comedy hot dog.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
The movie Christine Meyer, associated Press so we
have Porkies animal house, hotdog the movie.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
This is just a cheap imitation of all three of those
yep.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I would mention that out cold boasts some pretty
impressive snowboardingsequences, but so do most TV
commercials.
Scott Weinberg, e-film critictalk.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Scott savage.
If you've made a movie in whichformer TV star Lee majors is
the funniest person present,then you have surely made a
movie that sucks a lot.
Eric D Snyder.
Eric D Snyder, comm D plus.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
The title says all there is to say about this
pathetic hunk of moron bait.
Jim Lane.
Sacramento news and review oneout of five.
You gotta remember this is anaudience.
These are actually critics.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
These are critics.
They're looking for quality ina movie.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
The best that can be said about cold is that it is
generally more lame thanobnoxious.
Steve Rhodes internet reviews.
One out of four.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
When Lee majors can steal every scene he's in your
movies in trouble.
Carla Meyer sends FranciscoChronicle one out of four.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Well, they're really harping on this, lee majors,
yeah.
I love Lee majors me too, likewatching an hour and a half long
Mountain Dew commercial.
Michael Phillips city search.
And when I read that I Forgot.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Because I don't have regular TV, I am thinking about
getting again, but I don't, notfor a long time.
But back in the late 90s, 2000s, the amount of Mountain Dew
commercials, oh god, yes, andthey were cool.
They did have a lot of oh, theywere so cool.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
It was all being extreme and wild and like crazy,
this, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Remember this being much funnier and actually
misremembered this as a hard artcomedy, when it is in fact a
pretty tame PG-13.
While it was never a big fan,the heavily featured Jack
Johnson soundtrack reminds me ofyounger days, unknown two and a
half stars.
This is an audience.
These are now audience ones.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
This movie was terrible.
I think only people who arevoting on RT are people who
liked it, so I made an accountjust to give it the one star it
deserves.
The critics weighing in at 8%were absolutely correct.
Trey M one star.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
So I made his own account just so we can give it
one star, as Crappy as you'dexpect it to be.
William s one star.
Yeah, I know it's.
This is, yeah, I am DB.
Yeah, the voice of reason.
The internet movie database has18,000 user ratings, giving a

(17:08):
6.2.
That's a little moreencouraging than the yeah it's
sense that rotten to males didand you can start.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Oh, thank you.
Critics suck 10 out of 10.
Optical data is 688 52.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Amazing for what it doesn't try to be, but is.
9010 DHS a 15629.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Best, worst movie ever.
This movie is horrible and youshould love it.
Eight out of ten be our Lancer.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Although it may seem like the same old crap,
snowboard, hot chicks and funnyjokes actually work.
7010 knocks hit man.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Even a blind man could find a T and a in this
movie.
Reach out and grab some six outof ten wax 55.
Thanks wax 55.
Give it hopes and dreams toeveryone.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah fully 3d was around back then.
Very boring, uneventful film,oh and not funny.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
5-0-10 Walt Ditch, no Walt I don't get it, I know I'm
not Our word, arsler.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
When I read that I was drink, I swear to Christ I I
need spit my coffee out, butthe foam, because I I make a lot
Tays at home, yeah, but thefoam I it was kind of like a
Phone kind of went out onto mycomputer screen as well, god
bless.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
God bless Dan, because I'm not a.
God bless Dan BK3, who gavethis movie, for I see where he's
going, but he firmly landed in.
I'm gonna use a.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, and this was 2002 review.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Okay, that makes sense.
Then.
That was before everybodyrecognized it as a slur, so this
would have been just normallanguage for him.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, and for all of us something of a
guilty pleasure, except there'sno pleasure involved and I'd
feel kind of guilty not warningyou.
This is a very unfunny comedy.
3 out of 10, feel Robertson.
I'm getting more and moreexcited about watching this.
I don't know if I want it to begood or to be this bad.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I'm torn about that too, because I'm like God, this
is gonna be incredible.
This movie could have been acult classic if it didn't suck
so bad.
Two out of ten 80.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Here we go, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck,
stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck.
One out of ten, our current I.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Wonder if he didn't like it.
Yeah, I mean so ambiguous.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
This is.
This is either people seem tolove it or they do not like it,
and they do not like it rangesfrom five to one true story.
Geez, wow, that is our reviews.
So that just leaves us.
Oops, get out of there to watch.
Oh, of course I don't have itready.

(20:22):
Give me one second Bank of theedit it's video file.
Now I could only find oneactual trailer for this movie.
It is not of the greatestquality.
It's very grainy, and you meanthey're?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
not gonna remaster the movie and then issue another
trailer.
No, nope.
They did not but it's acinematic classic.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Here we go you.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
All know the rules of King of the Mountain the first
ones at the bottom with the mostbeer in your glass shall be
proclaimed this year's King ofthe Mountain.
Pushing, shoving and cheatingare encouraged.
The greatest man I've everknown, in a place where the

(21:31):
thrill is all that matters, withWanda sent.
His friends are the best of thebest.
They know what they want.
I know that I'm in love with it.
Have you told her this?
No, you've got to Carpe thedeal.

(21:51):
Seize the car, and they'realways willing to put them in
Rick's car.
To push things over the edge.
One, two, three this winter.

(22:16):
I'm not gonna lose you again,so don't hook up.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
You're gonna shy a lot harder than that, right, so
you still want to go?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
The competition is on .

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Wish me luck guys, this is gonna be it.
Let's make it count oh.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Cold Just passed out again.
I'm gonna need 10 pounds ofsalt.
Get his pants oh.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Okay, that made me a little more hopeful, not a lot,
but a little bit.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
All right, we got our Box off who's?
We got our tail of our tape.
We saw all that stuff.
We saw the reviews.
We saw the thing.
What's your predictions for outcold?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I think I am gonna laugh at some points, but I
don't know if I'm gonna laugh asmuch as I remember laughing
before.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
But I think it will elicit some laughs and it's I'm
kind of, I'm kind of going bythat one review Like just turn
your brain off and yeah it iswhat it is like there are movies
back PCU, your Europe vacationsex drive or sex drive or sex
just the one with Road road triproad trip.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I love that movie.
Maybe was road trip, I thinkone of the stupidest movies I've
ever seen in my life, but Ilove it.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, and it's just one of those movies is.
There are some movies thatthey're very low on plot and
just yeah, they're just meant tobe fun.
Hopefully this one's one ofthem.
I it looks.
The PG-13 is kind of like oh,but it does look like it's.
Yeah it looks like it'll stillbe fun.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Looks like it's got some fun stuff in it.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I'm not expecting great dialogue.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
No.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I just I want to be entertained.
Yeah, that's it.
I want to be entertained.
It's my one and only hope.
Also, in case anybody wants towatch hot dog, the movie it is
on to be oh sweet so if anybodywants to go watch that for
comparison, yeah, okay, watchout cold first, then watch.

(24:39):
Yeah what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I know hot dog actually see booby and there was
that the, the female thereriding the mechanical bull.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
That's out of everyone's league.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yes, that was her.
I know she's a model.
I can't remember her name.
I apologize, but that's her isit Victoria Silvester, silvester
.
Yeah, I sound Swedish, shelooks Swedish.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I know she's.
She's pretty hot.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
But we will not be seeing her boobies in a PG-13,
but we will see Zach Galifianecho like us, getting his wiener
stuck in a hot tub.
So there is that Silver lining?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, every cloud.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right.
Well, we are going to go watchout cold and when we come back
we are going to review it.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
You heard them movie time.
Let's all go to the lobby andget ourselves a treat and then
watch a classic kick-ass movieFrom whenever the one we're
about to watch was made.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh, with the show.
Am I muted?
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, you're not, you're good.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I'm Good.
Okay, welcome back everyone.
I hope that was sufficient timeto go and watch out cold.
Now did you watch out cold?
Oh boy, did I ever.
Your initial thoughts?
I.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Liked it a lot more than I thought I would really.
Yeah, super offended most ofthe time, but it was really by
today's standards for a PG-13,really offensive well, there was
a lot where I was like todayDid they just say, oh yeah, they
did, oh, oh, there it is again.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Well, my initial thoughts was while I was
watching this was and it'sprobably not gonna like this.
One of the takeaways is andthis is a public service
announcement it's an hour and ahalf of Lee majors, the
million-dollar man fall guy,walk around calling one person,
not everyone, retardedrepeatedly.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Movie.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
but he did not say retarded, he just called him
retard retard yes yeah, no yeahlike he was very specific, yes,
like yeah, the first time hesaid it, I went that's what I
was like Did he just say what Icould spend so long since I've
heard it in TV Movies and I'mlike did he just say what?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I did.
He just I rewound it.
By the way, you're gonnatotally have to put a trigger
warning on this first slurs FYI,um.
But when I first heard it Iwent, no wait, because it was
kind of low, the volume was kindof low on his dialogue.
So I was like, yeah, wait, what?
So I rewound it and I was like,oh yeah, no, he said that and

(27:35):
then he just kept saying itthrough the entire movie and I
was like, oh Wow well, if younotice like he said it kind of
low, he did kind of say it lowfor the first couple times.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, as the movie progressed he got very very loud
very loud with it, but it wasfor everything.
Like you fought, like that youlook like that my wife at the
beginning, because she wascoming in and out and she was
like did he just say he sure did.
And Then she's like, well,that's horrible at that, but
like by the 20th time she'sgiggling and it just goes back

(28:10):
to that time period.
That's how they talked.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
No, like, honestly, in 2001.
That was when the awareness ofjust how Jacked up that word
makes people feel started comingto the forefront.
Yeah and that was like,honestly, the world was
incredibly ableist beforeprobably 1995, 1995, people

(28:36):
started putting their hands upand being like, could you not?
And the rest of the world waslike, fuck you, we're not, we're
gonna do whatever we want, andthen slowly it started picking
up.
So, 2001, it was stillperfectly acceptable To talk
like that.
Yeah and it was.
You didn't think about who youwere hurting, it was just like,
well, yeah, that's just a wordthat you know.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
It's just a word another big part of it was if
you were younger.
I saw the million dollar manreruns.
I saw the fall guy.
I Lee majors was part of yourchildhood TV experience to see
to see Lee majors.
It was quite comical.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, he was such a dick.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
He was, and, yeah, I don't think I heard one F bomb.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
No.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I don't remember it, but there was more than enough.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
I.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Fringed every time they said Eskimos and I'm like I
get it, I get it, it was 2001,like nobody was doing like land
declarations.
No we were still.
We were still pretending theresidential schools were a good
idea, like this 2001, Iunderstand, but at the same time
, every time it was Eskimos, Iwould whisper to myself and you,

(29:50):
it, yes, you it so, just ifanyone's listening, if you
remember like in this movie,there is language that you will
be very familiar.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
If you remember like this movie, you probably, around
the time, is very familiar.
If you're with someone who'sNot familiar or it could be they
might not like it.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, no, you definitely like if there are
people who cannot handle Someoneusing a slur repeatedly.
Repeatedly in the context ofthe movie, although Lee major
gets his comeuppance.
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of nice.
It's kind of nice.
You're like you know what?
Fuck you, you bigot, youableist bigot.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yes, let's do and I think that was actually the
movie the filmmakers point aschildish and immature.
That was the point that makehim this Douchebag and yeah
every other movie gets hiscomeuppance.
Yeah, the soundtrack was killer.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh my god, I loved it .

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Snowboarding was awesome.
There were some funny parts.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Honestly, there's one part that I laughed so hard and
I was.
I was like, if this is thehardest that I laugh in this
entire film, I'm so embarrassedfor myself, but I'm also really
pleased for myself and and we'llget.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
And then, aside from Lee, majors like I didn't hate
this movie at all.
They make no mistake.
This is a horrible movie.
Oh, yeah, shot.
Well, that doesn't include thesnowboarding shots.
They were actually pretty good.
The script is hacky at best.
The acting is actually okay.
Yeah, what it was it?
But it blurs the line ofstraight comedy and parody.
Yes pacing is bad, the plot isludicrous.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
The pot is.
The plot is so ludicrous.
Yeah the Subplots, becausethere are many like you're just
kind of what weaving in and outand there's some things that are
just so ridiculous.
Yeah you can't help but laugh.
But you're like I feel likesomebody just got really high on
a Snowboarding trip and decidedto write this movie, and I'm

(31:55):
not totally mad about it.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
No, and they forgetting.
From a to point B just happens.
Nothing in the story leads youthere, it just happens.
But I did, I found itcomforting, I, I, I.
It's not again.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's a horrible fucking it's like that is
literally a no-brainer.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, oh yeah.
You definitely got to turn offthe brain.
There is no thinking of all ofthis, it just leads you
everywhere you need to go.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah and they're just like pit stops along the way to
get to the end, and then you'resitting there going, but what
I'm?
I don't know how we got here,but I'm glad we're here, thanks.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, and the plot that I got from Wikipedia is
Super small, so I did make somenotes in between, because it's
like almost two paragraphs long.
I'm not lying, and, toWikipedia's defense, there's not
a whole lot of plot in thismovie too, but there is a lot

(32:51):
that happens in the movie yeah,there's action, but not a lot of
plot Exactly.
Yeah, all right, so let's gothrough this movie, all right?
Wikipedia Rick Rambas I didn'teven know that was his last name
best friend Luke and otherfriends Anthony Pigpen, jenny,
lance and Stumpy all live andwork at a ski resort on Bull
Mountain in Alaska.

(33:12):
The mountain and resort werefounded by Herbert Papa months,
who loved to drink and ski atthe same time until he died
doing so.
So we get an overview of themountain from Stumpy, david, uh,
kosher, kosher.
We should really find out how toname who gives us a rundown of
Papa months, bought the mountainor stole it from the Stole it

(33:38):
from the Eskimos fair and squarefair and square.
He loves skiing and drinking,skiing and drinking at the same
time, and usually had his asshanging out and he was drunk
while he skied.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yes, because safety first, friends, safety first.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
So we opened in a bar the guys are talking about the
mountain might be sold.
Jenny, the hot chick fromcriminal minds.
Aj cook, who I love yeah, walksin, goes to the bar.
Creepy Eric puts her drinks onhis tab while smelling her hair.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Uh-huh, lots of sniffing.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Eric is played by Thomas Lennon and if you don't
know that name you will know hisface.
He's been in that.
He's not that old and he'salready almost at 200 things on
IMDb.
But Reno 911 probably is hismost famous and just popping up
in these odd Movies as thestraight guy, the douchey guy,
the creepy guy and he's he'sreally really good.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
He is only 53 years old.
Yeah, I literally grew up withhim and, yes, you see him In
literally everything.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah, tons of tv shows just for one episode.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Couple episodes here, yeah and some movies and like
really small roles but they'realways really funny and Reno 911
, which I just found out is Ondemand.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Available on demand on Pluto.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, not on a Pluto channel.
You can have to go to the ondemand part.
That's why every episode is upto six, is there?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Okay, that's good to know.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I might start watching that, because I
remember that being really funny.
But, anyways, back to this.
She actually is ordering drinksfor the table of friends, so
Eric gets stuck with the bill.
We then, for no reason, go witha king of the mountain, which
is basically everyone enteredhas a mug of beer and the first
one down to the pop a monthstatue with most beer in the mug
wins.
I did like the snowboarding,the wipeouts, the punching.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
It's no hot dog the movie, but it was.
It was fun to watch.
It must have said.
Snowboarding down the hill witha giant glass mug is probably
not the safest of.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
No, no, and they were not wearing any kind of safety
gear, and at some point they alljust started, like AJ cook
takes off her shirt or I have a.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
No, it's a hot chick for criminal minds.
Not only didn't show boobs, buther character flashes pigpan
and her bra, but her face wasn'tshown.
I think they use stunt titties,covered up stunt titties, which
makes sense.
If AJ cook is not a goodsnowboarder, well, yeah,
actually do that while holding abeer, and that's you probably
want someone that knows Kind ofwhat they're doing.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, um yeah, no, it was.
It was funny to watch the likejust ridiculous us of them all.
And also I love that.
Oh god, what was thischaracter's name?
Uh, it was played by flexalexander Anthony.
Anthony they're like, yeah,you're gonna wipe out.
And he's like, no, I'm not thistime.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I need to have it like right away.
Yeah, because Luke is like yeah, you're gonna wipe out like you
did last year and the yearbefore that and the year before
that.
Yeah, you kind of get the ideathat he's not a very good
snowboarder.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
No, but for some reason I think he's teaching
snowboarding.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, I think he's one of the teachers.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, and I was like, excuse me, I was very impressed
they had a black snowboarder inthis movie in 2001 and I was
like, look at this.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Well, that was at that area.
That was like they made jokesin other movies in the two
thought that your token blackcharacter like scary movie made
fun of it.
A lot of movies made fun ofthat.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
A lot of the satires that were for like younger, like
20 teen, something they alwaystalked about the token black guy
yeah.
And in this movie we actuallyhad the token black guy.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Actually had it, yeah , and in horror movies the token
black person died first.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, he's just the one that wipes out.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
He's just the one that wipes out.
But, he was actually not bad inthis movie.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
He was funny.
I like this character.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I enjoyed him.
He probably gave me my firstchuckle in this movie.
Well, actually, no, I lie, Ithink it might have been Thomas
Lennon with Eric when hesniffing the hair because he
really goes in there.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, he does creepy well.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Yeah, he really does.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Our hero Rick Jason London wins by jumping onto the
roof of a building and gettingahead of everyone and keeping
beer in his mouth and spinningit back in the mug after getting
to the statue first.
I like how the statue has hisbare ass on Papa Months, of
course.
Okay, back to Wikipedia.
His son, ted, took over themountain and plans to sell to
wealthy Colorado ski resorttycoon John majors.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, they moved to majors and I was like oh my God.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
They did that.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
In addition to being friends.
Rick has romantic designs onJenny but is held back as he's
still getting over his ex Anna,who mysteriously disappeared
after three weeks of summer oflove in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Literally like a year ago three weeks of spending
every day together and he's likeno, she's the love of my life
and she just disappeared and Iactually made a note.
So terrible I was.
Like girl, get some dignity,like for Jenny.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I was like put yourself out there.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
She's put no, she's put herself out there.
But you know, he's like, hey,you want to hook up.
And she's like, try a littleharder.
He gets really serious and he'slike, hey, you want to hook up.
And she's like, nah, but I waslike girl, you need to stop
waiting for this man.
This man is broken.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Go find you a fixed one.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, cause he okay.
So I made it, though Like hewalks Jenny, the hot chick, from
criminal minds.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Actually there are more than one on that show, but
the hot blonde chick fromcriminal minds but for sure it
was just called the hot chickfor criminal minds.
She's like if you want to comein and do it, basically I'm not
going to say no.
And he's like I'm still notover that girl.
Cancun, and it was like itwasn't, was it a year ago?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I feel like it was a year ago.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, and I'm sitting there like it was a while.
Fuck dude.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
It's a hot chick from criminal minds.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Right, and I know she doesn't look like the 12 year
old you were seeing in fuckingcancun.
Did she not look startlingyoung in that flashback scene?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
She looked so, so young.
I was like sir.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I'm looking at one.
Did she just start high school?
She probably had to go back.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I think she's in boarding school.
That's what I, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Now for those listening, the actress hold on.
I wrote it down, uh, carolineDevurness.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I probably pronouncing that wrong Was
actually 2021 making this movieand she looked much older when
she shows up later.
But she did look super young.
I can't go flat.
Oh and it showed Rick andCaroline Um, no, what was her
name in the movie?
Anna in like a montage of themdoing things obviously in front

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of a green screen, although, itwas 2001.
It could have been blue screenand it looked cheap, but I think
that was on purpose.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
He told the story.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
What oh?
The tandem bike, yeah, orthey're on like the Edelboatin,
yeah.
There was a lot, and then heyeah, cause she didn't show up
for the tandem bike ride.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
And then it shows him riding it by himself, cry.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Like oh poor thing.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Oh, and he's telling this story to pig pen and I
think Rick was actually cryingwhen it went back to the car.
He was crying as he told thestory.
Uh, so super hot check forcriminal minds is like let's
look up super sensitive andmaybe closet of Rick is like I'm
good and I'm like you bitch.
We then cut to the bar whereLuke Zach Galifianakis is passed

(41:23):
out, which becomes a runninggag and his brother, pig pen,
and the others take him out tothe woods, pour salt on his
crotch and he wakes up with apolar bear going at his crotch.
Now, I won't say this too oftenduring this review, but I know
it was a dummy sitting therewith the polar bear, which I
totally get Polar bears aren'tknown for their, you know,
gentleness, friendliness, yeah,but it did look bad the way they

(41:47):
cut back and forth.
It was actually good.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
No, no, no, it was.
It was actually.
I was like oh you guys reallyactually thought about that shot
.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, you didn't think about a lot of the other
parts of the movie, but no, no,god bless, god bless.
I do love when he and Rick aretalking later and Luke is like I
think I got an STD from a polarbear.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
That was amazing.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
And this is the intro .
Yeah, and this is theintroduction to the movie.
Rick is the hero.
Jenny, the love interest, orwants to be Anna, the girl who
broke Rick's heart.
Luke, his best friend, pig pig,pen, the idiot brother.
Anthony, the black token guy,maybe my favorite, lance the
bartender, who is the closet gayman.
He was frigging funny in this.

(42:34):
He was the boyfriend from theoffice.
Right, he played the Pam'sboyfriend.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I know he's been in a lot of other things, but that's
what I mean, david Denman wasin the office for like eight
years, so yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
I've never watched the office.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
And also Stumpy and he might be my favorite the
psycho who just shows up for aone liner out of nowhere.
And Eric, the creepy guy whoworks for Teddy, the current one
of them.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Fantastic, um, but I just want to say I'm super proud
.
I'm super proud of myself,because when you first enter
into the bar and you see Lancefor the first time and his
character starts talking, I waslike my gaydar is going off.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, he's gay.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I'm like he's gay.
But then he starts talkingabout women and I was like, is
he not?
I don't understand.
And then, you know, I, as themovie kind of went on, I was
like, oh, my gaydar is stillworking, yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
They actually did.
It was very clever.
Again, I'm not going to besaying this much about this
movie, but they did do it wherehe, your guy, he's, he, he comes
across gay, but then he's like,yeah, but I was not.
And then you're like, oh, butthen they start showing hints
that he's not, doesn't want tobe a womanizer.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yeah, there's just little things where you're kind
of like, huh, my, my gay friendshave said that.
You kind of have a moment whereyou're like, oh, maybe, and
then it's very much a non issuein this movie, which I also want
to give them props for, and Ialso want to give props for not
making him flamboyant and not acaricature which I appreciate.

(44:14):
Yeah, he was just Lance, thebartender who apparently sleeps
with every woman he meets.
Good for you, lance.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
To prove he's not gay .

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
And we'll yeah, he has a yeah, we'll get to that he
has an awakening.
Um, after arriving at themountain, john majors plans to
change the mountain name andturn the ski village into a
first class resort.
But C's Rick's help.
C's Rick's help in getting hisrowdy friends in lines as not to
scare off his investors.
Uh, lee majors.
Arsler's pepper throughout thismovie was actually really good.

(44:47):
In this movie, like, it's kindof like when you see David
Hasselhoff, you're like DavidHasselhoff, but they, they play
the character they're supposedto play perfectly.
They usually play out there,lee majors, or not.
There, david Hasselhoff andyeah, he was fantastic, he was.
John brings his daughters Inga,a Swiss ski bunny played by

(45:10):
Victoria Sylvis.
I can't pronounce it.
She was a playboy paint.
Playmate of the year.
It was some miss whatevermonths and I'm like really
fucking PG 13.
Are you kidding me?
But if you're listening andtrying to remember Victoria or
Inga managed to do a lot withthat PG 13, I will say, oh yeah,
she really does.

(45:31):
She wrote her yeah, and AnnaRick Subur fling.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
What were the?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
odds A grade nine student.
He meant cancun would show upat the mountain he works at.
You know Alaska of all fuckingplaces.
Yeah, this story or plot is forshit.
There must have been hundredsof writers after seeing this
movie going.
Are you kidding me?
My script or scripts get passed, but this makes it.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Who did the writer sleep with?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, exactly After Anna's arrival, Rick then gets
drunk and misses his date withJenny.
Yes, after Rick tells the hotchick for criminal minds he
doesn't want to go home with herand bang, sees her next day and
ask her for dinner, he sees hisfling from Cancun, who does now
look much older, thank God, isheartbroken all over again and
grabs a bottle and goes to hisroom and gets drunk, missing his

(46:21):
date.
Now we also get around thistime what may be the funniest
part of this movie Luke passesout drunk again.
So pig pen, lance and Anthonytake him out and put him in
Rick's car.
A bunch of people startspinning the car around the
slick road until they're justflying and everyone in the car
starts screaming.
Luke wakes up, sees that thecar is spinning.

(46:43):
He's in the driver's seat, he'strying to spin the wheel,
saying I got this, I got this.
That was fucking great.
When he realized it it's just aprank and they're laughing at
him and he grabs his brother'shead and starts slamming it into
the I like that's awesome, thatthat was funny, but that's not
the part that I laughed thehardest.
And I will say this for such ashit movie like a horrible movie

(47:05):
.
There were a lot of funny partsinto this, and one character.
There were funny characters inthis movie.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Sometimes just the character walking through saying
one line and you're like yesyeah because it's also and this
is one thing I really appreciateit's a very small town.
Yeah it's a very small townbecause there are all characters
who have these things, because,you know, luke passing out is
just a common occurrence.
So everybody's like, oh, Iwonder what they're going to do
to Luke now.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
You know, because everyone on the street gets in
on the prank and starts yeah,they're like oh we're spinning
the car, okay, cool, nobody'sstanding there going.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
guys, that's not very nice.
Everybody's like oh yeah, no,because Luke passed out, like
usual, stumpy, randomly tellingthe most random fucking stories
that are just weird and likeuncomfortable.
And you're just like, andeverybody's like uh-huh, yeah
cool, you're just like.
This feels like such a goodsmall town movie.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, you're like laugh.
And I'm sure back then you werethinking I could do that, I
could live in that town.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh, why a hundred percent?
I was watching this movie and Iwas like when do I?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah yeah, I would go hang out.
That time I would move to thattown.
That'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Oh fuck, yeah, I'm like do they need a bartender at
Lances?
I could do it, I could do it.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I could teach people to how to snowboard just as good
as fucking Anthony can.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I can wipe him too, you're like here, let me teach
you how to fall.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
It's a thing.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I've done it millions of times and haven't hurt
myself.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Later Anne explained she left Rick in Mexico because
she was already engaged and thatRick was the other man.
New guy is a doctor and a pilot.
I'd be like, okay, hot chickfrom Criminal Mind, let's do
this.
He actually goes to explain tothe hot chick from Criminal
Minds and, instead of just herjust telling Rick to blow, she's
like figure out what you wantand let me know.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
And that's where I said she needs to find some
dignity.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Rick must be a dynamo in bed.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Honestly, he must have a magical dick.
That is the only reason youwould put up with this.
Oh, we can hook up, but Ireally like no, no, fuck that
shit.
Unless he's literally givingyou a dozen orgasms a night,
guaranteed minimum.
Don't put up with this shit.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
No, fuck that.
And he better be making youbreakfast the next morning.
And I'm talking like EggsBenedict, chris Bacon, freshmade
Belgian Waffles from Scratch.
Like none of this, I like yourbreakfast.
Yeah, he's not putting someeggos in the fucking toaster and
then like scrambling some eggs?
No, he's going to post thosemotherfuckers.
It's the only reason to put upwith this shit.

(49:46):
Ladies know your worth.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Make me a breakfast like that.
I'll sleep with Rick.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
I'm sure you would.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Then we also get majors hitting the slopes with
Rick, which leads to the next.
This movie should have beenrated R scene.
Luke and Rick are going up themountain, and this is not.
You need a little chairlift toget up the mountain, this
mountain, you need one of thosebig cable cars, the one hell
they needed a helicopter to getto, but they get to the top of
with the cable car.
Pig Pan is supposed to open thedoor.

(50:15):
He's sleeping, dreaming ofbeing like a James Bond, and
needs to parachute to the cablecar which is full of what?
Hawaiian Tropic models.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I thought they were cheerleaders.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Or were they cheerleaders?
Okay, well, they were allwearing identical outfits and it
looked very kind of Dallascheerleaders, but like Vega, it
did you know, and in the dream,once he lands on the cable car
and gets in, pig Pan is likeokay, everyone, take your tops
off.
And he's like to to tie themtogether so we can climb down
and they're like, oh okay, theyall become topless.

(50:48):
We don't see any boobies.
The director couldn't direct alocal fucking cable town meeting
but he shoots and blocks theshit out of this scene so he
don't see one areola, one nipple.
Well done.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
We saw lots of boobies, no nipples, no nipples.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Well done, sir.
That was some good blocking.
Okay, just looking ahead toWikipedia, by this time Lee
Majors has dropped yeah, he'sdropped the R word like 10 times
at least to this month.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
It's a lot.
Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Okay, before we go back to the Wikipedia plot, now
for PG 13,.
Inga tries her hardest to makeher scene at the bar full of
titillation, and titillating itwas.
Inga rides the mechanical ball.
Great scene, no stunt doubleGod bless.
Yeah, I would never.
Victoria, something SwedishStill said.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
What a trooper.
I feel like that's how it'spronounced, but I could be wrong
.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yeah, that sounds right, she's giant knockers.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
She does have very large breasts.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah, but yeah, she rode, the ball, committed Big
titted, that rhymed.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Committed Big titted.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
It was a win-win.
Okay Back.
No Wait, another pretty funnyscene.
Hold on, where's my note?
Pigpen is cleaning.
This was good too.
Pigpen is cleaning the mainoffice.
He gets on the computer becauseStumpy for some reason asked
Pigpen earlier if he ever goeson those lesbian chat sites and
then wonders if they're reallylesbians.

(52:30):
For no reason.
But Pigpen's in there.
And for younger listeners, in2001, there was no smartphone,
let alone FaceTime.
You went into a chat room andchatted Like you, typed your
questions and waited for replies.
You put your name, some info,but no one knew.
If you're telling the truth,guy could be a girl, girl could
be a guy.
It was a roll of the dice.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
It's still true to this day?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Yes, so Pigpen, do?
They still have chat rooms.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Really.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yes, but they look a lot better.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Oh, I hope so.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
They're pretty yes it's not even really chat rooms,
it's more group chats.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Oh, okay, yes, Okay yes.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Before you had rooms and it was very, but now you can
just randomly.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
It's just a group chat, right, okay, yes, so
Pigpen goes into the lesbianchat room, gives himself a
female name and finds anotherlesbian who wants to chat.
Turns out the other lesbian isEric the creepy guy and it just
goes back and forth their actualchat, which is more detailed on
Eric's end because Pigpen isjust really replying awesome to
everything.
And then it's just their faceand they're getting more excited

(53:41):
.
When it ended with Ericsweating and, let's just say,
finishing and it panned back toshow him bare ass, naked on his
chair.
Oh fuck, that was funny.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
And I tell you when they pan back towards the end
and he is sweating and whatever.
His ass is hanging out thechair His hand was underneath
the desk and then he brought itup and he leaned back and I was
like, is he going to wash thathand?
And it shows from behind andhe's wearing no pants.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
No pants.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
No pants, no underwear.
He's just sitting there allbare, bottomed on a desk.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah, it was funny yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
It was like oh my.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
That's a bum One else yeah, wikipedia doesn't have
this either.
Inga tries to talk to Pigpen,but Pigpen can't really talk to
her.
Anthony comes up and stealsInga and walks her out the bar.
Luke says hold on.
What do you say?
Like, don't worry, bro, I gotyour back.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
That's why I'm going to sleep with her.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Luke gets on the roof , skis down the building
screaming I love you.
Inga wipes out.
Inga rushes to him.
Luke pretends to be hurt andask Anthony to get him Somebody.
Anthony is like we're in Alaska.
You're fucking laying on ice.
She yells at him.
Luke and Inga go to Major's hottub.
They start fooling around.
We get side boob, big,beautiful Swedish side boob

(55:04):
because she takes you pop off.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
We got a lot of butt.
She like leans up and there's,yeah, and they're kissing and
whatnot, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
And then Inga gets tired and goes to bed.
Luke begs her to stay, but no.
Then he remembers aconversation about sticking your
wiener in the jets.
He does, it seems to be joy.
I don't remember if he hits thesuck button on purpose or by
accident?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
No, he did it on purpose because he realized,
like the judge.
He's like I'm going to startthe draining, because then it'll
suck all the, and then that'swhat happens.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
And it does not look pleasant.
No no Morning comes to.
Hot chick from criminal mindscomes walking by and is like hey
, and then she noticed Luke isnaked, it's a hot tub and she's
like oh, you need help in walkstumpy.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Oh, you need help.
And then she just walks.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
And then he's putting stuff on Luke's wiener and he's
talking about all physics andhe's like okay, on three, and
makes it like eye contact andlike he's like and that sound
effect of them actually pullingout.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
And it sounded very painful.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Mind you even the sound effect of when he, like,
hit the drain button.
That was, and you were justlike, oh my God, that sounds
like slurping oh okay.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
That's what we're doing now Very aggressive.
Okay, I think we're now caughtup to where Wikipedia is.
Oh, luke and Rick talk and Rickdecides to fight for Anna.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Majors begins to make major changes and I just got
that major, major changes to thetown and mountains, such as
changing the dive bar to anupscale club and removing the
statue pop a month from thecenter of town.
Major offers Rick a contract tobe his new manager and Rick
agrees on the condition hisfriends all get to stay.
His friends get kicked out ofthe new bar and decide to have a

(56:58):
house party.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
His friends.
Oh yeah, the two that snuck in.
Yeah, Initially they gotrejected.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yeah, and then they snuck in and then they got
kicked out.
They took the mechanical bullbecause they were throwing it
out.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
And another prank.
Luke falls asleep and pig penduct tapes him to the fucking
bull, but majors secretly hasTed fire them behind his back.
Rick finds out about the firingand his friends and quits his
job and races to stop hisfriends from leaving.
Okay, before that we get tomeet Anna's fiance and find out

(57:34):
that he was crippled in the XGames and is now bound to a
wheelchair.
When, oh yeah, when the fiancesays he can't feel anything, his
leg and pig pen runs over andpunches his moustache, he's like
what?

Speaker 2 (57:48):
He said he can't feel anything.
But also I wanted to point thisout the fiance was actually
played.
Barry was played by askateboarder or a snowboarder.
Yeah, like he was an actual,like that was his profession.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Yes, yes, and we also got to see what's his name
Smashmouth.
He was in line for the leadsinger.
Smashmouth, he was in the houseparty.
He's the one that drank thebong water.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
That's his face.
Yeah, I was looking at him like.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I'm like, yeah, he looks really familiar.
I'm like, is that smart?
My wife was like, yeah, that'sSmashmouth.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Okay, that makes sense, because I was like your
face looks.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
And also one of the funniest parts was like the
fiance is like, yeah, and ittold me all about you guys,
which doesn't make sense.
She hadn't been hanging outwith people that long, but
anyways, and he's like, who'sthe jacuzzi?
Casanova, and Stumpy shows upout of nowhere on a balcony
yelling.
That's him right there pointingat Luke.

(58:53):
They call him that because hehad himself all up in the
jacuzzi loving it strong and I'mlike what the fuck is guys?
Like fucking psycho.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I know, but that's what's great about him.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
That's what's great.
He just shows up and says thisweird shit all the time.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Just keeps walking like that.
He's just like yeah, and thenhe goes on with his day walking
yeah.
That's him right there.
Well, no, when the when Barry'slike, oh, she talked about it,
talks about you.
I figured it was because thetrip to Mexico, oh, I met these
great guys.
She's not going to talk abouthow she was like no doodling

(59:33):
with one of them, but she'sgoing to be like, yeah, we hung
out with them for the entirethree weeks, me and my friends
you know, and she's going to saystuff like we went parasailing
and surfing, not I was fuckinghim Every time.
I got to say that.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
And it should be noted that in most or every ski
comedy I've seen, there's alwaysthe douchey jocks like Dix and
his buddies gunning for the hero.
And this movie had them, butthey were.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
And that's props yeah they weren't really used.
No, they weren't.
The main like adversary.
No, there was there was no realcompetition or yeah, there was
a lot of anyways.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
But whenever they appeared, and they always high
fived each other for whateverthey were doing- yeah, that was
funny.
Whatever they were doing, theyhigh.
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
I'm keeping her in the car.
Yeah, high five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
So I mean it almost parent.
It's almost a parody of theother scheme of these.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
But, yeah, borderline parody.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Anyways, so they meet the fiance.
Okay, so then there's thefirings that start.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
So now we're coming to the part where I laughed the
hardest.
It was the drug test.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Oh, jesus Christ, yeah, okay, yeah.
So in order to get them fired,they have random drug tests.
Everyone goes into P, except,of course, pig pen To be on to
be in his defense.
They didn't tell him just to goto the washroom.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Yeah, go to the washroom in this cup.
And he took a dump in that cupand he went to the washroom in
the cup and I laughed, and Ilaughed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Because it looked real.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
It really didn't even have a little curve.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Yeah, had a curve.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
He just literally walks up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah, that's what he was supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
He was a pick up and he like starts, he's like walks
away and they don't even noticeuntil they go to pick up the cup
and they're like, oh my God.
And I laughed so hard, it wasthe hardest I laughed in this
entire room.
I laughed at the poop.
I laughed at the poop.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, the lowest common denominator.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah yeah, laughed super hard at that.
I laughed at other parts prettyhard, but not as hard as this.
The poop was what took me overthe edge.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Rick gives an inspirational speech about how
the mountain is their home andnot letting majors ruin the
memory of Papa Months, they allgrab their snowboards, head for
the mountain.
The group of friends in Ingathen cause bedlam at the
festivities and majors outrageat Rick's betrayal.
Rick frees Anna from her fatherand takes her to an airstrip
where Barry and Fran say waitsin his plane.
This was so stupid.

(01:02:14):
He tells Anna what they had inMexico special, but he realized
she belongs with Barry and Rickwatches Anna fly away.
I should also be noted thatPigpen worked up the courage to
talk to Inga and asked her ifshe wants to bang and she's like
yes, this would pick mystepdaddy very angry.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Because he, literally , you think he's like going to
profess, like get married you'llbe with me forever and he's
like you know, I've beenthinking about this and I want
to do this.
I want to tell you somethingthat I've been wanting to tell
you.
I mean that anybody who's metyou and known you for 24 hours.
It might seem a little crazy,but basically, do you want to
bang?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Yeah, and she was like yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
And when majors unveils the whatever you're
supposed to unveil, the thing,and Pigpen has her bent over.
That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
And then he just smiles, she waves, yeah, she's
like hi.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
And majors is like get your clothes on.
You're just like your mother.
For Uh, the Ted decide.
Teddy decides he's no longerselling the mountain risk, asked
Jenny out again after revealinghe no longer thinks of Anna.
For those listening, jenny isthe super hot chick from
criminal minds and Basicallythey just ruined the investor

(01:03:31):
meeting by.
They started way up.
So took for them a while to getdown and actually do it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
But yeah, so they went up to the top of the
mountain.
They all pulled their pantsdown.
Yeah, because they were gonnasnow with the founder, um, and
then they just started, orsnowboarding down, um, with
their pants down, wearing theirlong johns, and I got to say, uh
, luke's long johns were myfavorite, because the back flap

(01:03:56):
over the butt says authorizedpersonnel only.
I was like amen to that,brother, amen.
But yeah, they snow, theysnowboard down and they
snowboard right into the middleof the investors meeting.
So yes and they start goingaround everybody through people.
They're crashing into things.
It's all Lovely, chaotic andfunny all through this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Anthony is like.
They cut back to.
Anthony at multiple times islike okay, I'm gonna do it.
And then I'm okay, I'm gonnareally do it this.
And he finally does.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
He starts to count down and he's like, okay, on
three.
Yeah one, two, three and theneverybody takes off and you hear
him four.
I laughed at that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
And then he finally does.
He doesn't wipe out, he, hemade it Rick, they keep the
mountain.
Rick gets with jenny.
I guess yeah, and that is ourmovie.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Um, but I just, I just want to point out one
little thing.
That's fucking bananas.
So rick obsesses about annaOkay, for god knows how long,
hangs out with her and herfiance for like a night and then
he's like all of my unresolvedfeelings are gone now.
Yeah, now I'm finally gonna bethe kind of man that Jenny
should date.
You know one that's notobsessed with Someone I knew for

(01:05:11):
three weeks at one point andthen lost touch with.
But it's fine, it drove.
That drove me nuts.
But everything else about thismovie was just like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Stupid, funny, so stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
But there was a lot of funny that would actually
surprising.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
There was a lot of funny.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Surprisingly, there was a lot of funny and I was not
expecting that.
No no at all, like not even alittle bit.
I was like well, shit, y'allYou're going in there and I love
it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
So what is your score then?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Okay, the quality of this movie demands you do not
pay for it.
However, the surprising laughsMade me not mad that I paid for
it, because I paid to rent it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Um, I'm thankful I did not buy it, because I'm like
, while it's funny, this is nota oh, I need to watch that again
kind of funny.
So I mean, if it was like superdiscounted, like 99 cent rental
, I'm down.
But other than that, stream it.
If it pops up on a streamingservice, guys watch it and Be

(01:06:23):
aware trigger warning they doyou slurs.
Yeah they really like callingthe inuit people eskimos.
I'll get.
There's the r-word, but I mean,if you can kind of realize, okay
, this is 2001 and kind of putyourself in 2001, this movie is
surprisingly funny.
It is not a good movie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
No like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
It is not a quality movie at all.
Don't expect incredibleperformances, don't expect witty
dialogue, don't well, exceptfor maybe from stumpy.
But it is.
It's surprisingly Funny.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Yeah, yeah, no, I, I actually agree, yeah, so
discount rental and definitelystream it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
It was a good time my score.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
I said before horrible movie soundtrack, great
nostalgic Actors for what theyhad.
I enjoyed.
The script, say, for a handfulof actually funny parts was shit
, but I didn't turn it off.
I mean I couldn't for this, butI had no resort desire to turn
it off.
It was familiar.
I say I'll call this a badmovie.
That is cool, some very funnymoments, great snowboarding and

(01:07:28):
a whole lot of nostalgia butagain, bad movie.
This is something that youwould have watched at midnight
back in the day Because all youhad was cable, no streaming, or
this would have been like thethird or fourth grab at the
video store when you weregrabbing your weekend lineup.
You weren't completelydisappointed, but only because
you picked two or three moviesthat salvaged that weekend.
It is what it is.

(01:07:48):
I say I actually said the exactsame thing.
Rented at a discount.
Definitely, if you see it andremember liking it to pops up on
a streaming service, go watchit.
Yeah, it's, don't it justexpect a bad movie with Funny
there's a lot of funny in thismovie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
There is a lot of funny and not enough to buy it.
Oh fuck no.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
And I'm not saying that I'm going to put down the
road if I see it pop up againfor 99 cents for it's on a
streaming service and I haven'tseen it like fiber 10.
I probably will watch thisagain.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Just uh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
I would watch it again.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Yeah, I probably.
I don't think I'd pay for it,but if it popped up on, to no
your Netflix or something likethat, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Like don't get me wrong if it popped up for sale
for 99 cents, sure.
Yeah, I probably pop for that,because I'm like whatever a buck
, yeah, um, but I'm not like Ispent and I'm not mad about it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
No, I did the same thing with.
I had to rent it and, yeah, I'mnot.
I.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
I thought I was gonna be very disappointed, yeah
because sometimes you rent themovie and you're sitting there
going that's five dollars.
I've never gotten back.
Yeah, like it's gone.
But this time I was likeactually I'm not mad that I have
five dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
No, I'm not thrilled, but I'm not mad.
I would have been happy if westreamed it.
Oh 100% but it wasn't adisappointment.
It again.
It's hard to explain because itis a bad movie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
It is, but it's not so bad that it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
No, but it's very familiar and comforting.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Yeah, familiar and comforting.
It has a lot of really funnymoments in it.
Yes, um.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Stupid funny not.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Yeah, no, no, this movie is not clever.
No it is not clever at all.
There are no like Intricatewitty jokes there are.
It's not a play on words, noneof that bullshit.
This is straight like toilethumor and we can we're okay with
that because that's what it is.
We accept that.

(01:09:50):
Um, it's not trying to portrayitself as anything else.
The dialogue is Just ridiculous.
The writing is ridiculous, butthere are some really funny
moments in here.
Yeah and the acting was prettydecent, like it was actually
pretty good.
I'm not talking oscar, but theyall felt very natural on screen
it.

(01:10:11):
They had great chemistry Likegreat presence and I was like
this is a totally watchablemovie.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
And that's all I really want.
I wanted something watchable,something that would entertain
me.
I was surprised by how often Ilaughed.
Yeah and I was surprised by howhard I laughed sometimes, where
I was like oh shit, that'sactually really, really funny.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
I didn't laugh that way through, and it wasn't just
one like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
I like like the car scene, the poop in the cup
Anytime stumpy showed up andjust oh my god randomly said the
dumbest shit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
There's there are so many moments where you laugh
almost out of surprise.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Where you're like oh my god.
And then?
You laugh and you're like shit,that was funny.
I did not see that coming,which was great.
I actually really like it, likethere's a lot.
That's just really.
There are a lot of funnymoments and there are enough
funny moments that make thismovie worth watching.
Yeah, I don't know if it makesit Worth watching many, many

(01:11:13):
more times, but yeah, I don'tthink I'd watch it many more
time, but, like I said, no onceor twice.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Yeah, I'll watch it again down the road.
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
If it pops up on streaming, maybe I'll just find
a bunch of winter Comedyensembles.
Have a marathon.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Yep, all right.
So Rent at a discount?
Yeah, definitely stream it.
So thank you so much forjoining us.
If you're watching on youtube,let us know below if you
remember liking out cold.
If you're listening to ourpodcast, until the next movie,
we remember liking.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Congratulations.
You just had one of yourchildhood movie memories
vindicated, or they justeviscerated it, I don't know.
This is a generic,one-size-fits-all type of ending
to the podcast.
So thank you for listening andplease join Anna and Jimmy next
time for another episode of theI remember liking that movie

(01:12:05):
podcast, if you dare to go backand watch that movie you
remember liking.