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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Ahoy hoy to him what
you said to me there.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well, I was watching
a Wells Fargo commercial with
Steve Martin and Martin Shortand I just sent Cole to like,
hey, should we do an episode oncelebrities who don't seem to
have age?
Steve Martin looks identical tothe way he did when I was five
years old.
He already had the white hairand whatever.
It's like he was born lookinglike he was like 50 and now he's
pushing 80.
(00:44):
He's like he was born lookinglike he was like 50 and now he's
gotta be pushing 80 and helooks like he's like 50.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah yeah.
In his late 20s he looked 50.
Yeah, I agree with you, theThree Amigos.
Wasn't that one of the oldestmovies I remember seeing of him,
with Martin Short, of course?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
That was, yeah, 86, I
think, is when that came out,
but so the jerk was like 79.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Um well, 86, he had
white hair.
Yeah, 86.
He had white hair.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, yeah.
So I think even in theseventies.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
geez this guy, poor
Steve Martin but there's lots of
them and I mean, obviously theyhave access to better diets and
whatever, and maybe they'reinjecting baby collagen into
their faces.
Oh no, there are severalcelebrities that don't seem to
have aged.
Yeah, there are Keanu Reeves.
(01:39):
Oh yeah, keanu.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Who.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm not suggesting,
but he looks like yeah Right.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Phil looks like Ted.
Yeah, he can still hit.
Yeah, hit the waves and ride ina phone booth Back through time
.
Bill and Ted there.
Yeah, he does look great.
The only thing is Is that hisFive o'clock shadow Seems to
have been the newer trend forhim, I feel.
But he does.
He looks exactly the same as hedid in the late 80s.
I feel right.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, first I saw of
him even pre-Bill and Ted, was
Parenthood.
Steve Martin's own, oh my god,vastly underrated.
But yeah, it should be notedthat Keanu Reeves is an awesome
dude.
From everything I've read, hegoes out of his way to do stuff
without trying to get noticed.
But that he paid the crew ofthe Matrix like a bunch of his
(02:30):
salary Just really cool storiesabout him walking with homeless
people and not trying to avoidthe cameras, but just trying to
figure out their story Soundslike an awesome dude, not aging.
Couldn't have happened to abetter celebrity.
There you are.
Yeah, he's a like an awesomedude, so not aging couldn't have
happened to a better celebrity.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
There you are, yeah,
he's a nice guy all around.
I've seen a picture of somebodyyou remember the first
Ghostbusters Owen, right, ofcourse.
Well, ernie Hudson, who is now79.
He played Winston inGhostbusters.
He's the black guy people.
Yeah, okay, 79.
(03:07):
He played winston in, uh,ghostbusters.
He's the black guy people.
We're not okay.
Um, so anyway, nonetheless,ernie hudson, he looks better
than he did back then, likethat's a real thing.
This guy's like jack, he'salmost 80, like it's for real.
You guys gotta look at, look uppicture ernie hudson.
I don't, I don't think I wantto take a shot from that guy.
You know what I mean, not justlike stand there he's.
He's in pretty good shape foran 80 year old.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's actually very
amazing, my friend and I think
it was season one of psych.
He played gus's dad and feliciarashad, who was, uh, mrs cosby
played gus's mom.
Excellent show I recentlystarted watching.
Okay, but fact about Ernie.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Mr.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Ernie, not Mr Ernie
out of Colorado.
No confusion, shout out to MrErnie out there.
No relation.
Yeah, it feels like we're on avery pop culture episode here,
my friend.
We don't do this.
Usually it's a celebrity shoptalk with Owen and Colt.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But these are all
celebrities from way back, I
guess.
But that's the point.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Jennifer Aniston
still looks much like she did in
the late 90s.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, I'm sure that
seems like it's a hair dye
situation only.
So she's like Friends.
Fame, I feel, is the biggestthing.
Me and Nicole watched her in anAdam Sandler movie that was
pretty good not too long gone.
It was like a Netflix.
Oh, I did see that.
Yeah, I don't remember what itwas called, though because I'm
old I forget that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I saw one where it
was like murder mystery kind of
deal.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, that's it.
Yep, yep.
There's two of them, I feel,and it's a pretty good movie.
People I still like AdamSandler.
He's a heck of a guy, I feel Idon't know.
There's some pretty interestingpeople.
I found Paul Rudd right.
He doesn't seem to look muchdifferent than he did previous
to.
I mean, how old's Paul Ruddhe's got to be like almost Maybe
(05:01):
in his 50s.
Yeah, I mean, I know he's olderthan that.
So yeah, I don't know I shouldhave done more research.
I mean, that's part of theproblem here on that one.
But Paul Rudd, definitely he'saged well, Go Paul Rudd.
That's a, that's a thing.
Do you?
Who do you got on mine?
I think it's 55.
Oh damn, no way.
Go Paul Rudd.
(05:21):
He's been eating his greenspeople, you know, cutting back
on that.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Go ahead.
Oh just, I don't see anywhereon these lists Salma Hayek but
that is a if ever a grossoversight Like she is looking
great.
I know she's in her 50s, so Idon't know why she wouldn't be
on these lists.
But Halle Berry too.
Yeah, halle Berry age well, yep, she's in her 50s, so I don't
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know why she wouldn't be on thislist, but Halle Berry too.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, halle Berry age
well, yep, mario Lopez is on
this list from Saved by the Bell.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh, thank God, I know
thank God I hope he beat up
Scott Baio at one point inCentury City at a BMX freestyle
contest oh, my goodness, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, that's a thing.
He, uh, he looks different.
He looks like he's had someplastic surgery.
People who made these lists I'mgoing between a few one's just
your typical Google search ofpeople who come up, and then I
have a BuzzFeed thing and youknow there's a few other ones.
So, uh, that's what I did.
If everybody out there wants todo this themselves at home
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sometime, you know, with theirpartner or friend or whatever I
don't know, have at it, let'ssee another.
Say that again, please.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Idris Elba, who
played Stringer Bell, one of the
most complex and interestingcharacters in the history of
anything.
But yeah, he's in his 50s andhe still looks like he Like.
Yeah, he doesn't look like hecan't fight, right yeah, yeah,
he doesn't look.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Dave Chappelle kind
of looks the same too.
Actually I was just thinkingthat he's not on the list.
He's got a little bit moreweight in his face.
But Dave Chappelle doesn't looklike he's you know 60 or
whatever he is.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You know he's got to
be right around that age, yeah,
and Will Smith still lookspretty young for being in his
mid-50s, I believe.
Yeah, jamie Foxx as well, Ithink.
Jeez, probably everybodyfortunate enough of our age to
watch him live in color.
My room is such greatcharacters as Wanda yeah, wanda,
oh my.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
God.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And he looks like a.
He almost looked older backthen, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, that's what
they were saying about this
Ernie Hudson, the guy fromGhostbusters.
They're like he looks betternow than he did in the 80s.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It's like, yeah, he
kind of does.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
That's funny.
These guys are on a health kickof sorts in Hollywood.
I guess lately Rob Lowe was onethat comes up and there's no
mystery here that Rob Lowe Imean he does look like he aged
pretty well, but at the sametime another plastic surgery guy
, phil.
I'm just going to say it.
I don't have anything againstthese people.
No dog in the fight here, justtrying to call a fair contest of
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who's aged well, I guess Idon't know if that's a thing.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, sandra Bullock
doesn't really look like she's
had much work done, or if so, itwas like limited, because she's
like 60 and still looks prettygood.
Doesn't look like you couldbounce quarters off of her face
like, uh, what was joan rivers?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
oh, my goodness, that
woman, she was like the plastic
surgery queen, yeah, no, uh, isshe?
No, I, uh, I haven't seen herin any movies recently.
There was one called like ASilent Place or something like
that, or Bird Box, that's whatshe was in on Netflix, and she
looked relatively the same as Iremember her when she first
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started coming out with stuffwhen we were kids, or when I was
at least.
And then let's see who else wegot Harrison Ford.
He does look like he agedpretty well for a guy who's like
almost 80.
He still almost looks likeIndiana Jones, I'll say, you
know.
So that's kind of a thing.
There's a lot of these peopleout there who you know, people.
(09:07):
I'm going to tell you thisright now Some of this shit is
genetics, right, I mean, that'sa thing.
But if you just start eating,better lay off the McDonald's.
No McRibs.
I've seen their back for theseason, unfortunately.
The horror, the horror indeed.
But you know, owen, how manysteps do you average a day?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
you think?
I think it's like 27,000recently.
Usually 30 is what I try to gofor.
20 is like a bare minimum,unless I'm traveling or
something where it's just notpossible.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
But yeah, I stay on
the move, right, and that's the
thing, man, and I don't know.
I've been averaging around thesame I think lately.
About 28,000 is what my phonesays.
I always have in my pocket andstuff, but roughly, and then you
know, the flights of stairshelp too.
But that's the thing.
Even if you people out therewhich I'm not assuming you don't
do anything, I feel like wehave a bunch of listeners who
(10:09):
are just avid outdoorsmen.
And you know weightlifters, youknow automatically
cross-trainer zone, but you knowso they may not need to hear
this.
But, man, if cross trainer zone, but you know so they may not
need to hear this.
But man, if you just walkaround while you're, like, say,
talking on the phone,considering now that we all have
cell phones and shit, that youdon't have to just be stuck in
the corner, you know you can,like I, even walk around while
I'm watching tv.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't know about
you, owen, you have the
elliptical right yeah, I prettymuch just stay on the elliptical
while I'm watching.
Tv by myself, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, these are things.
These are all just activitiesthat you just kind of get into
and once they become a part ofyour routine, I don't know that
shit helps you.
But what I'm trying to pointout here is that if you stay
active, maybe you have a shot ataging well, Whereas a lot of
these people they've hadtrainers and stuff.
You don't always need to gooverboard, I guess is what I'm
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trying to point out.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Sometimes you just
gotta stay active, use it or
lose it, right?
Yeah, that's the same pharrellwilliams too.
He still looks like he's like14 yeah, I seen him on there too
.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That's another one.
No shit he does.
He looks like he.
Uh, he was on on MTV in fucking98.
Still, you know what I'm saying.
Like that guy did age, I don'tknow if you call that.
Well, if you want to be forever14 years old with a little
ratty mustache, then that's fine, but fucking you know who I've
(11:33):
seen.
I'm going off the top right nowno list, owen.
But there's a fashion designerand Nicole is shopping for some
stuff and you see her on thething and her name is Vera Wang
or whatever, and she's likefucking 70-something and she
doesn't look like that.
She looks like she may be inher 40s almost or some shit like
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that.
It's crazy.
There has to be some superfoodsomewhere, my friend.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Big monster fish.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, we gotta find
the source.
Yeah, I don't know.
This is a cool episode.
So far, I like it.
I mean, we all know people andor celebrities that you've
watched growing up who havetaken a dark turn and they're
unrecognizable at some point,and those are typically the
(12:22):
people that took the turn ofhard drugs and alcohol abuse.
I feel you know stuff of thatnature or you know whatever.
But, like, some of this shit isphenomenal that we need to
figure this out on we is thisturning into a hell show?
What?
Where should we take this?
Do you you have anybody else?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I don't know, Are you
going to be making quinoa
salads for people Cole?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
No, I'm just thinking
about it.
You know a lot of these people,a lot of people.
Oh, you know you'll like thisone Julia Louise Dreyfus, elaine
from Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She fucking looks the
same as she did on Seinfeld in
like 90 mid-30s woman orsomething you know like for
fucking ever.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
She doesn't have the
like early Seinfeld crown hairdo
.
She did, though the epic.
Yeah, that was the originallike famous part of.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yes, very signature.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
William Shatner.
He's in his 90s and he lookspretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Oh no shit.
How could we forget the Shatner?
I almost Shat it all over theplace.
No, yeah, no shit how could weforget the shit?
I almost shat it all over theplace.
No, you have not WilliamShatner.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You shall not forget
the Shatner.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
No, we cannot.
And the fact that he is theface of Michael Myers' people
Look it up or listen to ourHalloween episode.
But yeah, that's another one.
William Shatner.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Elijah Wood still
looks like he should have a
lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, he does.
Elijah Wood Going to the bookfair.
Oh my God, he definitely lookslike that.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Have a glass of warm
milk and some cheese pizza.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, that is a thing
.
He was in a pretty funny showon Hulu with Steve Buscemi and I
don't remember the name of it,sorry guys, but basically the
Hulu with Steve Buscemi and Idon't remember the name of it,
sorry guys, but basically thefirst season Steve Buscemi plays
God.
Steve Buscemi never aged wellat all.
I wonder if he looked weirdfrom grade school on or birth.
I'm unsure.
He maintained that I love SteveBuscemi, but on the other end
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of the spectrum, steve Buscemi,he always looked kind of like a
weirdo.
Am I right?
Is this a thing that peopledon't know?
I don't know Anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, he's a wonderful
actor Just beyond classics, but
uh, he's different.
Yeah, he's probably frightenedchildren.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yes, he probably has,
and he's a really nice guy too.
Like that's, another guy thatI've heard a lot of good things
about is Steve Buscemi.
Yeah, absolutely so.
That's cool.
Hey, when you said Elijah Wood,for some reason it reminded me
of you.
Remember that kid from ThirdRock, from the Sun, who's not a
kid anymore?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, who still looks
like he's like yeah, yeah, I
can't remember his.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
That's a jungle gym.
Yeah, I can't remember hisfucking name, though we're on
top of it today.
You know that's the thing aboutthis top-notch, hard-hitting
journalism is we stay on top ofthings.
Third rock from the sun Indeed.
Yeah, I'm going to get thiskid's name real quick.
He's not a kid, damn it.
Why do I keep saying that he'snot a kid?
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Anymore he's like 40 something,I know.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
He's got to be.
I know exactly who you'retalking about, but I can't think
of it, kate Winslet.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
See, I'm unsure who
that even is.
I don't even know who that is.
Off the top Sounds very British.
The name's very familiar.
Yes, it is Joseph Gordon-Levittis the guy's name.
Okay, yeah, and he does.
He looks the same.
That's the thing he still has alunchbox.
He might.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Like a.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Garfield lunchbox,
it's a possibility.
The great GI Joe yeah, hey,kathy Bates, aged pretty well
too.
Huh, we're watching Matlockthese days, people.
I don't know if you know that,but there's a new Matlock out
there, right, owen, isn't that athing?
Yeah, I'm loving it.
Yeah, I mean, she always kindof looked like that Officially
Within the first, oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
No, go ahead, oh,
just sometime.
Within a few weeks afterstarting to watch Matlock which
I never watched the old one Ithen went on a mall walk with
our friend, matthew, friend ofthe show.
And yeah, we were like, okay,we're officially old Owen's
watching Matlock and we'rewalking around the Billings Mall
, but hey, yeah, it was allfloppy out and we wanted to get
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our walkabout in.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, for sure, and
you know that's about getting
those steps in keeping thathealth up.
That's exactly right, my friend.
I don't know, guys, take thisfor how you want it, but if you
want to look some of thesepeople up, it is kind of amazing
how good good to me if youcan't see the plastic surgery.
It's like, yeah, they must bepretty good people because
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that's a pretty good hand theywere dealt.
I feel I've never heardanything bad about harrison ford
.
Oh, randy quaid was on thatlist too, by the way, and uh, he
looks about the same.
I feel I don't know, derDeranged, Deranged.
Yeah, yeah, did you like that?
(17:29):
I snuck in something that isvery untrue.
He looks crazy man.
Randy Quaid looks verydifferent than what he did.
I don't even know how he'srelated to Dennis Quaid.
Are they like half-siblingsfrom the trailer park?
What is going on?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
They definitely make
him sit in the other room at
Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, no shit, that's
a thing.
Well, I hope everybody outthere is on that note, on this
very holiday season that we'regoing through right now, because
it is almost Christmas time, wejust shoved some celebrities
down your throat.
That's what we're going to do,guys, some 80s ones as well, not
even new ones.
Is anybody that we just talkedabout, besides Kathy Bates,
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working right now?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Maybe not, we know,
scott Baio, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, thank God,
anyway, I don't think we've
forgotten this beef.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Scott Baale.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, it's not going
anywhere apparently.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
No, let's just keep
going.
So, other than Scott Bale, muchlove everybody Indeed.
Thank you.