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SPEAKER_01 (01:36):
Uh hoy hoy.
SPEAKER_00 (01:37):
Uh Ahoy to you, my friend.
Uh it's been a bit of a been abit of a lengthy vacation we
took here due to technicaldifficulties.
The Ahoyhoy, we did not gosailing, people.
I our new listeners not may notunderstand the Ahoyhoy Owen, but
um it's actually uh a Simpsonsreference.
Mr.
Burns answers the phone likethat one time, or something like
that.
SPEAKER_01 (01:58):
Yes, I think that's his uh typical response when
answering me.
SPEAKER_00 (02:07):
That's amazing.
I'm just gonna let you know thatright now.
I love the hot takes on theSimpsons, my friend.
I feel like you're one of theonly uh Simpsons aficionados in
the world, though.
Nobody else really referenceseither Simpsons probably not The
Simpsons and or Seinfeld.
But you know, when something'sgood, it's good, right?
SPEAKER_01 (02:24):
And also just since we took a hiatus, we did not the
uh the group was not dissolvedas the Beatles officially broke
up at Disney World in 1974.
They went their separate ways in1970, but apparently, like
(02:45):
legally, the Beatles were notany longer.
But yeah, Call Tire's still onthe show.
We're still brothers, and um,yeah, just just so you know, fun
facts there.
SPEAKER_00 (02:55):
Yeah, we weren't in a spat or anything.
No, we didn't get into some sortof argument.
Nope.
None of that shit.
SPEAKER_01 (03:01):
Hey, hey, uh we did argue over whether Taiwanese
kiddos were actually we did not,but uh we discussed whether uh
why Taiwan needs kiddos did nothave the weird orange dust on
them.
This is a fact, people.
Anyway, sorry.
SPEAKER_00 (03:17):
It is a fact, and also back at it.
Yeah, fact at it, back at itagain.
That's right.
Hot damn, as Trig would say.
Friend of the show, people.
Today we're just gonna hit youwith some facts that we uh we
found on uh a list for Reader'sDigest, because we're old.
Alright, we remember whatReader's Digest is.
I don't know if anybody elsedoes.
Hey, what did you just know thatBeatles thing or is that on this
(03:40):
list somewhere?
SPEAKER_01 (03:40):
I didn't see No, that's on that list.
SPEAKER_00 (03:42):
Sorry, I was not aware of I was like, holy shit,
I didn't know you would yeah,alright.
SPEAKER_01 (03:49):
But it was perfect, I figure.
SPEAKER_00 (03:51):
Well, yeah, I was just digging it.
SPEAKER_01 (03:54):
It fit.
Sorry, it was not perfect.
Nothing's perfect.
SPEAKER_00 (03:57):
No, nothing no, nothing is my friend.
Um so anyway, Beatles.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, I was thinking like youwere some Beatle person, then I
didn't wasn't aware of that.
I don't know what they even calltheir fans, but um Beatle
person.
SPEAKER_01 (04:17):
The picture on it is great, too.
I know I don't know.
I'd like yoga on uh I digress.
I'm not a Beatle person.
But I've heard them said anywho.
SPEAKER_00 (04:31):
Did they call them their fans bowl cuts?
I don't know.
That's something they could didthey invent the bowl cut?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Anyway, it feels like it couldhave been a thing.
And all I could think was like,oh damn, Owen's sitting there
listening.
I wanna hold your hand.
Don't see it happening, guys.
Uh hey, I got a fact for you,Owen.
(04:53):
Just in case you didn't knowthis.
You're taller in the morningthan at night.
Isn't that strange?
I feel like it is.
Pretty bizarre, how bizarre.
Here's a weird fact about thehuman body.
When you wake up in the morning,you're one centimeter taller.
Yeah.
So that's because when you'relying down, your spine kind of
like stretches and decompresses,which makes sense.
(05:13):
And as you like stand up all daylong and do whatever, you know,
the the the weight of the worldon your on your shoulders just
kind of you know makes you thatcentimeter shorter.
And but then you move move on,right guys?
SPEAKER_01 (05:28):
Well what sorry, I gotta so is that like just on
average, or is everyone becauseit's like Shaq, you know, a
seven foot one, like does his ishe like just a centimeter
shorter?
Right.
I mean I don't know.
Hey, let's ask a scientist.
SPEAKER_00 (05:47):
Yeah.
Um apparently you can read allabout that in a book called The
Humanial.
Uh by these I could.
I could, yeah.
Yeah, that's a pleasure.
SPEAKER_01 (05:58):
You could also eat spugatini.
SPEAKER_00 (06:00):
Right.
Yeah, you could.
You could do that.
Nonetheless.
Hey guys, you are taller in themorning and it does make sense.
Don't let the world crush you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Thanks, Owen.
Jeez.
Trying to take my thunder, myfriend.
I'm just joking with you.
Hey, I got a good one for you.
Alright.
This one's amazing.
I actually didn't know this one,though, people.
Uh, and when I read it, I wasread it at first.
(06:22):
I was uh like, how bizarre.
Okay, I'm gonna use that wordquite a bit, I think, today.
God rest the how bizarre guyagain from Papua New Guinea or
wherever he's from.
Where is he from?
Yeah, they're fucking NewZealand.
SPEAKER_01 (06:37):
Why did you not remember?
I don't know why I think it's sofunny, but you you mentioned it
multiple times.
Like, I can't.
That place is by Australia.
Now it's Papua New Guinea, whichI believe.
That place I can't remember.
They filmed fucking Lord of theRings there, which I've never
(06:58):
seen.
Actually, I saw one of thosemovies be crushing me.
Uh anywho.
Um, yes, New Zealand's a verylike well-known place, but Cop
just refuses to remember.
SPEAKER_00 (07:09):
I couldn't remember it, because I was like, fuck it,
I'm just gonna say anywho.
Yeah.
I just figured I'd say the firstfirst country that keeps it's
okay.
SPEAKER_01 (07:22):
So that's where that guy, the help is that guy.
God rest.
God rest.
Um as far as cult's concerned,New Zealand is a sinking of a
fucking ocean.
Yeah.
Can't remember.
I don't know.
Yeah.
No, no, he has nothing againstNew Zealand or Papua New Guinea
or pygmies or that nature.
SPEAKER_00 (07:46):
No, I don't.
None of them.
They're all fine with me.
I just said the first countrythat came to mind.
I was like, fuck it, I'm justsaying something because I knew
it was gonna be.
We need a tangent horn.
Knock that shit off.
The okay, so anyway, um theCaesar salad, guys, people out
(08:06):
there, uh, was invented inMexico.
Believe it or not.
You may uh think of Caesar from,you know, obviously the Roman
Empire, but it was actually canuh created in Tijuana, Mexico.
At a little like immigrant likerestaurant kind of deal, uh, by
a fellow named Caesar Cardini,which is a hell of a name,
anyway.
Uh it doesn't say if he was uhif he was Mexican or Italian.
(08:28):
I do believe in some stuff thatI read previous to this, he was
uh he was definitely a Mexicangentleman.
And uh Cardini, the owner ofCaesar's place, which is the the
famous place that uh inventedthe Caesar salad guys in
Tijuana, Mexico.
If you ever want to go downthere and not peruse
prostitutes, I'm looking at twoweirdos.
Just go have a Caesar salad,okay?
(08:49):
It's okay.
Alright.
Um but yeah, the the reason heinvented it was he was under
pressure to serve, like, becauseback in the day, dude, Tijuana
was not known to be dangerous.
Uh during prohibition and stufflike that, people would just
kind of hop the border and goparty, and obviously before then
I think marijuana was legal inthe US at that point in time.
(09:12):
I can't remember why, but therewas quite a uh a reason why
people were running across aTijuana to go party.
Some of it may have had to dowith some footloose type uh type
situations, you know what I'msaying, where like the town
didn't want their kids to behavea certain way or you know, high
standards in those thosesituations, my friends.
So there's a lot of Californiansrunning to Tijuana, and
apparently they wanted to go toCaesar's place.
(09:34):
And uh so he was like, fuck,what do I do?
I'm running out of food, I don'thave like any of these cool
things.
Oh, right here it does statethat it was a lot of the
Californians who were lookingfor a break from Prohibition.
So I did have that right.
On the fly, he whipped up asalad using romaine lettuce and
whatever ingredients he had.
So he just fucking flung thisshit together, including garlic,
flavored oil, eggs, parmesancheese, lemons, and worthy just
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or sauce.
Word traveled fast.
And Caesar's salad became asensation from coast to coast.
And the thing I read, he alsoput anchovies on there.
That is uh right?
I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_01 (10:08):
Yeah, I've heard that that's uh inerrance at
least in uh the dressing orwhatever.
SPEAKER_00 (10:13):
Caesar.
Yeah.
Well, good job, Caesar.
Yeah.
Um, so let's go.
Yeah, let's go, Owen.
Got anything else for me?
SPEAKER_01 (10:22):
I'm still gonna be a little out of my price range,
but apparently there's arestaurant in New York City that
sells a$2,700 pizza.
SPEAKER_00 (10:33):
Oh my god.
What could be on it?
SPEAKER_01 (10:36):
24 carrot gold leaves, Stilton blue cheese,
which is just blue cheese fromEngland.
Okay.
Which is, you know, and I'm nota huge blue cheese guy.
So um Hudson Valley Floie Gras,so that's you know, that's right
there, Hudson Valley.
That's um flagras when they eat.
Platinum Oster.
(10:56):
Oh yeah, where they force feedthe goose, like until its liver
is so fucking like bloated thatthen it's like rich people think
it's funny to eat it.
So I'm not hating on these guys'pizza, but I'm kinda hating on
these guys' pizza.
Yeah.
Then caviar, and then uh FrenchPedig Shraffle.
(11:19):
More caviar.
Oh, it's optional for an extra$700.
And it's uh that just soundsgross.
Why would you put all this stuffon top of a anyway?
Okay.
No hate, no hate.
unknown (11:32):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (11:32):
I'm not like did watch player haters ball a clip
of it yesterday.
That's good.
One of the most wonderful thingson television ever.
But like, I'm not hating thisstuff, just sounds gross.
Yeah, I'm not hating, I'm notthis just sounds gross.
Anyway, let's move on because Idon't want to be negative McGee.
SPEAKER_00 (11:51):
No, it's okay.
I just I'm trying to picture inmy head what it looks like, and
it sounds disgusting.
SPEAKER_01 (11:57):
Like, in general, it just shows a picture of the
restaurant.
These people can tell each otherI ate gross stuff that's
expensive on my pizza.
That would have been good.
Yeah.
That's it just sounds that's mytake.
And you know me, I'm like,people don't, you know, you've
had to say, like, hey, look,this guy's not fancy.
(12:18):
He just actually likes goodfood.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, that sounds likebarf in a fucking hat.
Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (12:29):
No, it doesn't sound very good.
It sounds um, it sounds verysalty.
That's what it sounds like.
And a fatty liver sounds like itwould taste so it's like salty
and irony.
Right?
Is that ironic?
I don't know.
That is not.
Nobody knows what irony is.
Um hey, so my fun fact coming upnext.
(12:55):
Hot take, guys.
Uh right after this ad.
Just joking.
Anyway, that's coming too.
We might be doing some shit.
I don't know, guys.
Watch out.
Uh the oldest goldfish live tobe 43 years old.
That's pretty pretty amazing,actually.
Most people can't keep themalive for like three days.
Um, I I don't know how long I'vehad goldfish off and on, and I
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know they can get pretty big.
They're related to koi, I'massuming.
And those things can live quitea while.
So that doesn't totally shockme.
But I think it's a shockerbecause of you know what we're
used to is like childrenconsistently kill their pets.
But in the UK, my friends, agoldfish named Tish.
(13:37):
Yeah, this goldfish named Tish.
Um, he was the beloved pet ofHilda and Gordon Hand.
What a name.
Gordon Hand.
I sell cars.
Died in 1999, making her thelongest living goldfish,
according to Guinness WorldRecords.
And I trust that source.
The Hand family got Tish.
SPEAKER_01 (13:56):
I'm sorry to be a cynic, but they did check daily,
and somebody didn't replace thefish.
Someone's like, oh, that's Tishfor sure.
Like someone from Guinness cameby daily and was like, Yep,
that's the same fish.
Okay.
Again, don't want to be a cynic.
SPEAKER_00 (14:15):
Well, yeah.
I'm just yeah, I understandthese things.
No, I'm assuming there's a wayto kind of tell how old they
are, sort of.
Like a guesstimate.
You know, maybe they they sendin some uh autopsy people, like
a fish crime lab type situation.
Or I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (14:31):
And I'll yeah, so pets, obviously, but I don't
mean to make light of this, butsomeone call it like Tish, Tish,
oh Tish looked at me.
SPEAKER_00 (14:42):
It's like no, no.
Okay, sorry.
It's okay.
Tish.
Anyway, I'm wondering what thefuck's with that name.
So they got they got Tish in1956 after the son Peter won uh
the fish at a fair.
So it was a fair fish of allthings, too.
What a prize.
Yeah, here feed this for 43years while it looks at you
(15:05):
blankly.
I mean, some people okay, well,we've battled.
Oh yeah, let's stop.
Stop.
It's now marriages.
Uh uh.
Oh jeez.
Hey, you can always go back andlisten to our listen to our
episode on uh marriage.
This is just the beginning.
I don't know what number thatis, but it's it's a solid
(15:26):
episode, guys.
Um sorry.
Let me s let me see here.
I'm just perusing as they say.
What does that mean?
Am I using that right?
I think I am.
It means like you're kind ofbrowsing, Peruse.
SPEAKER_01 (15:39):
Yeah, peruse, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (15:41):
Peruse.
Yeah, Peruse.
SPEAKER_01 (15:44):
Underwater post office in the South Pacific.
SPEAKER_00 (15:48):
There is one?
Is that what you're saying?
You're telling me this rightnow?
SPEAKER_01 (15:52):
Yeah, it's on that list, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (15:54):
Oh wow.
Well, I'm just finding that up.
Hold on.
You're not even just slow yourroll, Mr.
McMichael.
Um, okay, so Andrew Johnson wasburied with his head on the
Constitution.
Pretty solid dude.
The 17th president died on No,he's a fucking I like he is a
(16:19):
fucking terrible human being.
Well he was the president of theUnited States.
I don't even know anybody.
Okay.
Checks out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel that it only it'sonly gotten worse.
I mean, you got better.
No, it hasn't.
I I think the closest thing youcan compare to Ronald Dump is
(16:40):
like Grover Cleveland or becauseNixon was better than Trump.
I want everybody out there tothink about that.
Okay.
Nixon, like, was a weirdneurotic guy and he wiretapped
some opponents, and that was it.
And that was enough to impeachhim.
Anyway.
Alright, so moving on.
(17:00):
Um, what's next on this list,Owen?
I'm very interested.
SPEAKER_01 (17:05):
Oh, and I guess sorry, I was thinking of
Jackson, not Johnson.
I don't know much aboutJohnson's president.
I wanted to say Jackson was anold hickory, he was a fucking
snake.
That was a super racist guy.
I don't know.
Maybe Johnson is a nice guy andhe gave people puppies and stuff
like that.
But yeah, I'm not much for uhancestry, but I do know that a
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bear, or I know now I'm aware, Ishould say.
I didn't know until this listwas brought to my attention.
A bear became corporal in WorldWar Two.
SPEAKER_00 (17:40):
That's amazing.
I think that's chock full of uhbrilliant uh storytelling type
uh damn it, I don't even knowwhere I'm going with this, Zwin.
That's great.
That's fantastic.
SPEAKER_01 (17:51):
The Polish army's second artillery supply adopted
a bear cub named Wolfjeck.
I don't know, but I'mpronouncing that right, but I
mean, hey, this is look at outof all the horrors of World War
II, we touched on Judy, the onlyone that was uh declared uh a
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prisoner of war.
Oh yeah, this is a Englishbattery, I believe.
SPEAKER_00 (18:19):
Yeah, no, you're right.
I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_01 (18:22):
Judy.
SPEAKER_00 (18:23):
Yeah.
There's a couple of war.
SPEAKER_01 (18:25):
Jode, Joda, Joda.
Yeah.
Um, yes, but like now an animal,like uh apparently I was unaware
of this for sure.
But Poland gave uh the rank ofWolfek was uh declared a
private, and then uh helped tomove ammunition into Italy.
SPEAKER_00 (18:50):
So I'll be down.
No, that's amazing.
I I love that fact.
And I I thought you were settingme up for like a Polish joke,
because I'm pretty sure thoseare universally told, but it is
not.
Alright.
Well, then you can change itwith anything Scottish.
SPEAKER_01 (19:04):
If someone like changed it to Scottish, like
there's a you know, why can'tthe Polish raise chickens?
SPEAKER_00 (19:11):
Why not, Owen?
SPEAKER_01 (19:13):
Tell me.
They bury the eggs too deep.
Oh, bummer.
That's and see if someone's likechanged that to Scottish, I
wouldn't get all upset.
I wouldn't uh get my kilt in abunch.
SPEAKER_00 (19:26):
Yeah.
Alright, bro, good deal.
Hey, you know, thinking ofspeaking of war, did you know
that uh women in alliedcountries wore red lipstick
because they hated Adolf Hitler?
I don't know why, but Hitlerspecifically had a thing against
red lipstick, I guess.
It was kind of a turnoff of hisor something, but so uh that
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made it so you know women aroundthese nations would wear it as
like a fuck you to Hitler.
Um Madeleine Marsh, author ofCompacts and Cosmetics, beauty
for be yeah, beauty for the vicfrom the Victorian times, son of
a bitch.
Anyway, uh in response, womenand Alex Yeah, we can't even
hear this.
Let's let's just move on.
(20:07):
The point is that women, that'spretty cool.
You know, so they unified goladies, way to hate Hitler.
I'm all for it.
Fuck a Nazi.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (20:15):
Fuck yeah.
Alright.
Them yeah.
I guess not even worth thehatred.
They're so fucking stupid.
Oops, Adam would be mad if wesaid that, not about the Nazis,
but just said I swore and saidYeah.
SPEAKER_00 (20:31):
No, myself.
SPEAKER_01 (20:32):
They're just bad.
Bad.
SPEAKER_00 (20:35):
Bad folks.
Um, that's definitely a thing.
Speaking of stuff like that, didyou uh if you don't recall,
Scotland's national animal, myfriend, what is it?
Unicorn.
Yeah, why in the fuck?
The mythical animal has been acelebrated symbol for centuries,
appearing on the Scottish royalcoat of arms in the 12th century
and on gold coins in the 1600s.
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I didn't know that shit.
According to the Scotsman, whichis very valid, one theory on why
Scottish chose a unicorn is thatit's been regarded as like the
natural enemy of the lion.
What?
Is it I didn't know is thiscommon knowledge that I was
unaware of?
SPEAKER_01 (21:12):
I know.
SPEAKER_00 (21:14):
Well, I maybe so, but not common sense Oh what the
even myself these Scots.
Uh the reason being is uhEngland's symbol is the lion.
And so they picked the unicornbecause as we all know, unicorns
are the natural lion.
SPEAKER_01 (21:35):
We all know.
No that.
Oh if not, it it it's clear oncehearing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whatever.
Anyway.
Like in Sweden, Cool RanchDoritos are called Cool
American.
SPEAKER_00 (21:53):
Stupid.
SPEAKER_01 (21:53):
No, they're not.
Is that real?
SPEAKER_00 (21:55):
What the fuck is going on?
SPEAKER_01 (21:58):
I don't know.
And again, I've ordered.
I was just eating.
Actually, I will take a bite ofa Taiwanese Cheetah right now,
so who knows what the fuck?
It says like it just saysCheetos and it it shows a
picture of like steak on it.
It could just say you stupidfucking honky in like the
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characters.
It might.
I would think it was funny.
I don't think it does.
Um these are tasty.
Oh, called them.
Yeah, I sent you up.
SPEAKER_00 (22:27):
Yeah, you did say me big.
They're pretty good.
They are tasty.
Hey, just before we uh get offthe the unicorn thing real quick
here.
The April 9th.
Yeah, no, it's okay.
Scots values national animal somuch that they actually uh made
a holiday for it.
Uh April 9th is designated asNational Unicorn Day.
So you ready for that episode inthe future, people, if we
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remember?
If not, you know, remind usmaybe.
That'd be cool.
SPEAKER_01 (22:54):
Well shit.
I can see the picture of theunicorn too.
Impressive.
SPEAKER_00 (23:00):
It is impressive.
SPEAKER_01 (23:01):
It doesn't look happy.
SPEAKER_00 (23:02):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (23:03):
Like, why the fuck am I up here perched on this
shit?
Anyhow.
The flag's cool.
SPEAKER_00 (23:09):
Yeah.
Like the flag.
Yeah, the flag's cool.
It is good.
We did an episode on flags,people.
Uh flag day.
Check it out.
Definitely a thing.
Definitely a thing.
So I I have a fun fact aboutWarren G, Owen.
So Warren G.
You tell.
Yeah, okay.
I'm I'm coming with this.
I'm gonna bring the heat.
Regulators! Mount up.
(23:31):
So Warren G.
Harding's wife was rumored tohave killed him.
Uh, the president Warren G.
Harding.
Sorry.
Uh, the 29th president of theUS, he was elected in 1920 and
died in 1923, only uh two yearsinto his term, which I do
remember this.
Florence Harding may havepoisoned him out of revenge for
his extramarital affairs.
(23:51):
Shocking that the US presidentwould have those.
Especially since she refused anautopsy.
Well, that does kind of kind oflay some credence to that.
I mean, I don't know, or isthere any religious groups that
are anti-autopsy?
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (24:07):
You're asking me what that's what I do.
I go around to meetings aboutthe anti-autopsy religious
group.
SPEAKER_00 (24:15):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (24:16):
It's a fun time.
SPEAKER_00 (24:16):
It is a fun time.
SPEAKER_01 (24:17):
I mean, that's the Tuesdays, but uh Wellid reading
material.
Sorry, I I'm not there.
SPEAKER_00 (24:23):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (24:24):
Fun fact, uh, Warren G.
Harding introduced the uh wordnormalcy to the English language
as it was normality, but then hesaid it in a speech, as I
understand.
Can I confirm that?
Is that off the channel?
In college, but yeah, that itwas it was normality as before,
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and he said normalcy in aspeech, and then it was changed.
Damn it.
Much like I mean, I understandif Chuck Norris get the word
changed, but Chuck Norris wouldnever misspeak anyway.
SPEAKER_00 (24:59):
So no, I digress.
SPEAKER_01 (25:02):
But yeah, Warren G.
Harding, huh?
SPEAKER_00 (25:05):
I'll be damned.
Regulators mount up.
There we are.
There we are, people.
Uh speaking of which, uh, if youwant to check us out, go to
pitlocksupply.com.
We have uh shirts and links to alot of stuff there.
It's it's our website, it's kindof a coalition.
Uh, if you're in Billings,Montana, stop by Boogie's Bodega
on First Avenue North.
I don't quite always I neverremember the exact address.
(25:28):
That should be like something Imemorize.
I apologize again to all youpeople out there.
Uh I'm glad we gotta do this,man.
This was definitely a a quickepisode.
Sorry it took us so long.
I'm probably gonna drop thissucker as like a warm-up style
episode and just letting youguys know that we just had some
(25:48):
technical difficulties, shit wasdown uh for a little bit.
I found a workaround, so we'rein good shape.
No whining over here, people.
We do want to keep up thepositivity and keep the the
episodes flowing.
We dropped like fucking fourepisodes in a week and then shit
fucked up.
It's like I they're like, you'regoing too hard, guys.
You're going too hard, they'renot ready for us.
(26:08):
So but we do have plans uh herein the future if I can keep
everything together and in mylife and with the equipment to
uh to do some cool stuff.
So everybody stay on thelookout, and I hate to say shit
like that because I feel likeevery time I get to this point
where I'm telling people, hey,watch out for this, we're gonna
be dropping some some hot fire,right?
(26:30):
Uh then something happens andthen we don't you don't hear
from us for another fuckingmonth.
But uh we do have a coupleepisodes recorded otherwise,
right?
And so, you know, we'll see whathappens, guys.
But I hope you learned.
SPEAKER_01 (26:42):
Just don't get Paris syndrome.
Apparently, this is a realthing.
Like we're so excited that uhthen when it fails to you know,
once we don't release episodes,you guys are so excited.
Oh my god, yeah.
I kid, I kid.
But yeah, you get so upsetthat's your right.
SPEAKER_00 (27:05):
Well, it's like it doesn't live up to the height.
SPEAKER_01 (27:08):
For Paris, do you know this one, my friend?
Did you read this one?
No, I didn't.
No.
Like they're so excited aboutParis that it fails to live up
to expectations, though.
SPEAKER_00 (27:19):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (27:19):
Increased heart rate, dizziness, vomiting.
Oh my god.
Is that like a I don't thinkhopefully people hopefully we'll
be back.
SPEAKER_00 (27:27):
We'll be back at night.
Right.
You just inspired me, my friend.
The mayor of a one Minnesotatown is a vomiting?
Yeah, no, hold on.
Hold on.
The mayor of a one Minnesotatown is a dog.
I just seen this.
So there's a town in Minnesotawith a dog for a mayor.
This is as of uh August 2024.
(27:49):
It's a great Pyrenees named uhKhaleesi.
Okay, like the Game of Throneswoman.
Uh I didn't really watch that,guys.
I apologize.
So, anyway, that's kind of cool.
Well, good job, Minnesota town.
I don't see where the name ofthis town is.
Uh, they may not want people toknow.
Oh, Cormorant.
(28:09):
Cormorant?
C-O-R-M-O-R-A-N-T.
What'd you call my mom?
Right.
Anyway, on that note.
Uh hoy hoy.
SPEAKER_00 (01:37):
Uh Ahoy to you, my friend.
Uh it's been a bit of a been abit of a lengthy vacation we
took here due to technicaldifficulties.
The Ahoyhoy, we did not gosailing, people.
I our new listeners not may notunderstand the Ahoyhoy Owen, but
um it's actually uh a Simpsonsreference.
Mr.
Burns answers the phone likethat one time, or something like
that.
SPEAKER_01 (01:58):
Yes, I think that's his uh typical response when
answering me.
SPEAKER_00 (02:07):
That's amazing.
I'm just gonna let you know thatright now.
I love the hot takes on theSimpsons, my friend.
I feel like you're one of theonly uh Simpsons aficionados in
the world, though.
Nobody else really referenceseither Simpsons probably not The
Simpsons and or Seinfeld.
But you know, when something'sgood, it's good, right?
SPEAKER_01 (02:24):
And also just since we took a hiatus, we did not the
uh the group was not dissolvedas the Beatles officially broke
up at Disney World in 1974.
They went their separate ways in1970, but apparently, like
(02:45):
legally, the Beatles were notany longer.
But yeah, Call Tire's still onthe show.
We're still brothers, and um,yeah, just just so you know, fun
facts there.
SPEAKER_00 (02:55):
Yeah, we weren't in a spat or anything.
No, we didn't get into some sortof argument.
Nope.
None of that shit.
SPEAKER_01 (03:01):
Hey, hey, uh we did argue over whether Taiwanese
kiddos were actually we did not,but uh we discussed whether uh
why Taiwan needs kiddos did nothave the weird orange dust on
them.
This is a fact, people.
Anyway, sorry.
SPEAKER_00 (03:17):
It is a fact, and also back at it.
Yeah, fact at it, back at itagain.
That's right.
Hot damn, as Trig would say.
Friend of the show, people.
Today we're just gonna hit youwith some facts that we uh we
found on uh a list for Reader'sDigest, because we're old.
Alright, we remember whatReader's Digest is.
I don't know if anybody elsedoes.
Hey, what did you just know thatBeatles thing or is that on this
(03:40):
list somewhere?
SPEAKER_01 (03:40):
I didn't see No, that's on that list.
SPEAKER_00 (03:42):
Sorry, I was not aware of I was like, holy shit,
I didn't know you would yeah,alright.
SPEAKER_01 (03:49):
But it was perfect, I figure.
SPEAKER_00 (03:51):
Well, yeah, I was just digging it.
SPEAKER_01 (03:54):
It fit.
Sorry, it was not perfect.
Nothing's perfect.
SPEAKER_00 (03:57):
No, nothing no, nothing is my friend.
Um so anyway, Beatles.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, I was thinking like youwere some Beatle person, then I
didn't wasn't aware of that.
I don't know what they even calltheir fans, but um Beatle
person.
SPEAKER_01 (04:17):
The picture on it is great, too.
I know I don't know.
I'd like yoga on uh I digress.
I'm not a Beatle person.
But I've heard them said anywho.
SPEAKER_00 (04:31):
Did they call them their fans bowl cuts?
I don't know.
That's something they could didthey invent the bowl cut?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Anyway, it feels like it couldhave been a thing.
And all I could think was like,oh damn, Owen's sitting there
listening.
I wanna hold your hand.
Don't see it happening, guys.
Uh hey, I got a fact for you,Owen.
(04:53):
Just in case you didn't knowthis.
You're taller in the morningthan at night.
Isn't that strange?
I feel like it is.
Pretty bizarre, how bizarre.
Here's a weird fact about thehuman body.
When you wake up in the morning,you're one centimeter taller.
Yeah.
So that's because when you'relying down, your spine kind of
like stretches and decompresses,which makes sense.
(05:13):
And as you like stand up all daylong and do whatever, you know,
the the the weight of the worldon your on your shoulders just
kind of you know makes you thatcentimeter shorter.
And but then you move move on,right guys?
SPEAKER_01 (05:28):
Well what sorry, I gotta so is that like just on
average, or is everyone becauseit's like Shaq, you know, a
seven foot one, like does his ishe like just a centimeter
shorter?
Right.
I mean I don't know.
Hey, let's ask a scientist.
SPEAKER_00 (05:47):
Yeah.
Um apparently you can read allabout that in a book called The
Humanial.
Uh by these I could.
I could, yeah.
Yeah, that's a pleasure.
SPEAKER_01 (05:58):
You could also eat spugatini.
SPEAKER_00 (06:00):
Right.
Yeah, you could.
You could do that.
Nonetheless.
Hey guys, you are taller in themorning and it does make sense.
Don't let the world crush you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Thanks, Owen.
Jeez.
Trying to take my thunder, myfriend.
I'm just joking with you.
Hey, I got a good one for you.
Alright.
This one's amazing.
I actually didn't know this one,though, people.
Uh, and when I read it, I wasread it at first.
(06:22):
I was uh like, how bizarre.
Okay, I'm gonna use that wordquite a bit, I think, today.
God rest the how bizarre guyagain from Papua New Guinea or
wherever he's from.
Where is he from?
Yeah, they're fucking NewZealand.
SPEAKER_01 (06:37):
Why did you not remember?
I don't know why I think it's sofunny, but you you mentioned it
multiple times.
Like, I can't.
That place is by Australia.
Now it's Papua New Guinea, whichI believe.
That place I can't remember.
They filmed fucking Lord of theRings there, which I've never
(06:58):
seen.
Actually, I saw one of thosemovies be crushing me.
Uh anywho.
Um, yes, New Zealand's a verylike well-known place, but Cop
just refuses to remember.
SPEAKER_00 (07:09):
I couldn't remember it, because I was like, fuck it,
I'm just gonna say anywho.
Yeah.
I just figured I'd say the firstfirst country that keeps it's
okay.
SPEAKER_01 (07:22):
So that's where that guy, the help is that guy.
God rest.
God rest.
Um as far as cult's concerned,New Zealand is a sinking of a
fucking ocean.
Yeah.
Can't remember.
I don't know.
Yeah.
No, no, he has nothing againstNew Zealand or Papua New Guinea
or pygmies or that nature.
SPEAKER_00 (07:46):
No, I don't.
None of them.
They're all fine with me.
I just said the first countrythat came to mind.
I was like, fuck it, I'm justsaying something because I knew
it was gonna be.
We need a tangent horn.
Knock that shit off.
The okay, so anyway, um theCaesar salad, guys, people out
(08:06):
there, uh, was invented inMexico.
Believe it or not.
You may uh think of Caesar from,you know, obviously the Roman
Empire, but it was actually canuh created in Tijuana, Mexico.
At a little like immigrant likerestaurant kind of deal, uh, by
a fellow named Caesar Cardini,which is a hell of a name,
anyway.
Uh it doesn't say if he was uhif he was Mexican or Italian.
(08:28):
I do believe in some stuff thatI read previous to this, he was
uh he was definitely a Mexicangentleman.
And uh Cardini, the owner ofCaesar's place, which is the the
famous place that uh inventedthe Caesar salad guys in
Tijuana, Mexico.
If you ever want to go downthere and not peruse
prostitutes, I'm looking at twoweirdos.
Just go have a Caesar salad,okay?
(08:49):
It's okay.
Alright.
Um but yeah, the the reason heinvented it was he was under
pressure to serve, like, becauseback in the day, dude, Tijuana
was not known to be dangerous.
Uh during prohibition and stufflike that, people would just
kind of hop the border and goparty, and obviously before then
I think marijuana was legal inthe US at that point in time.
(09:12):
I can't remember why, but therewas quite a uh a reason why
people were running across aTijuana to go party.
Some of it may have had to dowith some footloose type uh type
situations, you know what I'msaying, where like the town
didn't want their kids to behavea certain way or you know, high
standards in those thosesituations, my friends.
So there's a lot of Californiansrunning to Tijuana, and
apparently they wanted to go toCaesar's place.
(09:34):
And uh so he was like, fuck,what do I do?
I'm running out of food, I don'thave like any of these cool
things.
Oh, right here it does statethat it was a lot of the
Californians who were lookingfor a break from Prohibition.
So I did have that right.
On the fly, he whipped up asalad using romaine lettuce and
whatever ingredients he had.
So he just fucking flung thisshit together, including garlic,
flavored oil, eggs, parmesancheese, lemons, and worthy just
(09:57):
or sauce.
Word traveled fast.
And Caesar's salad became asensation from coast to coast.
And the thing I read, he alsoput anchovies on there.
That is uh right?
I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_01 (10:08):
Yeah, I've heard that that's uh inerrance at
least in uh the dressing orwhatever.
SPEAKER_00 (10:13):
Caesar.
Yeah.
Well, good job, Caesar.
Yeah.
Um, so let's go.
Yeah, let's go, Owen.
Got anything else for me?
SPEAKER_01 (10:22):
I'm still gonna be a little out of my price range,
but apparently there's arestaurant in New York City that
sells a$2,700 pizza.
SPEAKER_00 (10:33):
Oh my god.
What could be on it?
SPEAKER_01 (10:36):
24 carrot gold leaves, Stilton blue cheese,
which is just blue cheese fromEngland.
Okay.
Which is, you know, and I'm nota huge blue cheese guy.
So um Hudson Valley Floie Gras,so that's you know, that's right
there, Hudson Valley.
That's um flagras when they eat.
Platinum Oster.
(10:56):
Oh yeah, where they force feedthe goose, like until its liver
is so fucking like bloated thatthen it's like rich people think
it's funny to eat it.
So I'm not hating on these guys'pizza, but I'm kinda hating on
these guys' pizza.
Yeah.
Then caviar, and then uh FrenchPedig Shraffle.
(11:19):
More caviar.
Oh, it's optional for an extra$700.
And it's uh that just soundsgross.
Why would you put all this stuffon top of a anyway?
Okay.
No hate, no hate.
unknown (11:32):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (11:32):
I'm not like did watch player haters ball a clip
of it yesterday.
That's good.
One of the most wonderful thingson television ever.
But like, I'm not hating thisstuff, just sounds gross.
Yeah, I'm not hating, I'm notthis just sounds gross.
Anyway, let's move on because Idon't want to be negative McGee.
SPEAKER_00 (11:51):
No, it's okay.
I just I'm trying to picture inmy head what it looks like, and
it sounds disgusting.
SPEAKER_01 (11:57):
Like, in general, it just shows a picture of the
restaurant.
These people can tell each otherI ate gross stuff that's
expensive on my pizza.
That would have been good.
Yeah.
That's it just sounds that's mytake.
And you know me, I'm like,people don't, you know, you've
had to say, like, hey, look,this guy's not fancy.
(12:18):
He just actually likes goodfood.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, that sounds likebarf in a fucking hat.
Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (12:29):
No, it doesn't sound very good.
It sounds um, it sounds verysalty.
That's what it sounds like.
And a fatty liver sounds like itwould taste so it's like salty
and irony.
Right?
Is that ironic?
I don't know.
That is not.
Nobody knows what irony is.
Um hey, so my fun fact coming upnext.
(12:55):
Hot take, guys.
Uh right after this ad.
Just joking.
Anyway, that's coming too.
We might be doing some shit.
I don't know, guys.
Watch out.
Uh the oldest goldfish live tobe 43 years old.
That's pretty pretty amazing,actually.
Most people can't keep themalive for like three days.
Um, I I don't know how long I'vehad goldfish off and on, and I
(13:17):
know they can get pretty big.
They're related to koi, I'massuming.
And those things can live quitea while.
So that doesn't totally shockme.
But I think it's a shockerbecause of you know what we're
used to is like childrenconsistently kill their pets.
But in the UK, my friends, agoldfish named Tish.
(13:37):
Yeah, this goldfish named Tish.
Um, he was the beloved pet ofHilda and Gordon Hand.
What a name.
Gordon Hand.
I sell cars.
Died in 1999, making her thelongest living goldfish,
according to Guinness WorldRecords.
And I trust that source.
The Hand family got Tish.
SPEAKER_01 (13:56):
I'm sorry to be a cynic, but they did check daily,
and somebody didn't replace thefish.
Someone's like, oh, that's Tishfor sure.
Like someone from Guinness cameby daily and was like, Yep,
that's the same fish.
Okay.
Again, don't want to be a cynic.
SPEAKER_00 (14:15):
Well, yeah.
I'm just yeah, I understandthese things.
No, I'm assuming there's a wayto kind of tell how old they
are, sort of.
Like a guesstimate.
You know, maybe they they sendin some uh autopsy people, like
a fish crime lab type situation.
Or I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (14:31):
And I'll yeah, so pets, obviously, but I don't
mean to make light of this, butsomeone call it like Tish, Tish,
oh Tish looked at me.
SPEAKER_00 (14:42):
It's like no, no.
Okay, sorry.
It's okay.
Tish.
Anyway, I'm wondering what thefuck's with that name.
So they got they got Tish in1956 after the son Peter won uh
the fish at a fair.
So it was a fair fish of allthings, too.
What a prize.
Yeah, here feed this for 43years while it looks at you
(15:05):
blankly.
I mean, some people okay, well,we've battled.
Oh yeah, let's stop.
Stop.
It's now marriages.
Uh uh.
Oh jeez.
Hey, you can always go back andlisten to our listen to our
episode on uh marriage.
This is just the beginning.
I don't know what number thatis, but it's it's a solid
(15:26):
episode, guys.
Um sorry.
Let me s let me see here.
I'm just perusing as they say.
What does that mean?
Am I using that right?
I think I am.
It means like you're kind ofbrowsing, Peruse.
SPEAKER_01 (15:39):
Yeah, peruse, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (15:41):
Peruse.
Yeah, Peruse.
SPEAKER_01 (15:44):
Underwater post office in the South Pacific.
SPEAKER_00 (15:48):
There is one?
Is that what you're saying?
You're telling me this rightnow?
SPEAKER_01 (15:52):
Yeah, it's on that list, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (15:54):
Oh wow.
Well, I'm just finding that up.
Hold on.
You're not even just slow yourroll, Mr.
McMichael.
Um, okay, so Andrew Johnson wasburied with his head on the
Constitution.
Pretty solid dude.
The 17th president died on No,he's a fucking I like he is a
(16:19):
fucking terrible human being.
Well he was the president of theUnited States.
I don't even know anybody.
Okay.
Checks out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel that it only it'sonly gotten worse.
I mean, you got better.
No, it hasn't.
I I think the closest thing youcan compare to Ronald Dump is
(16:40):
like Grover Cleveland or becauseNixon was better than Trump.
I want everybody out there tothink about that.
Okay.
Nixon, like, was a weirdneurotic guy and he wiretapped
some opponents, and that was it.
And that was enough to impeachhim.
Anyway.
Alright, so moving on.
(17:00):
Um, what's next on this list,Owen?
I'm very interested.
SPEAKER_01 (17:05):
Oh, and I guess sorry, I was thinking of
Jackson, not Johnson.
I don't know much aboutJohnson's president.
I wanted to say Jackson was anold hickory, he was a fucking
snake.
That was a super racist guy.
I don't know.
Maybe Johnson is a nice guy andhe gave people puppies and stuff
like that.
But yeah, I'm not much for uhancestry, but I do know that a
(17:29):
bear, or I know now I'm aware, Ishould say.
I didn't know until this listwas brought to my attention.
A bear became corporal in WorldWar Two.
SPEAKER_00 (17:40):
That's amazing.
I think that's chock full of uhbrilliant uh storytelling type
uh damn it, I don't even knowwhere I'm going with this, Zwin.
That's great.
That's fantastic.
SPEAKER_01 (17:51):
The Polish army's second artillery supply adopted
a bear cub named Wolfjeck.
I don't know, but I'mpronouncing that right, but I
mean, hey, this is look at outof all the horrors of World War
II, we touched on Judy, the onlyone that was uh declared uh a
(18:14):
prisoner of war.
Oh yeah, this is a Englishbattery, I believe.
SPEAKER_00 (18:19):
Yeah, no, you're right.
I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_01 (18:22):
Judy.
SPEAKER_00 (18:23):
Yeah.
There's a couple of war.
SPEAKER_01 (18:25):
Jode, Joda, Joda.
Yeah.
Um, yes, but like now an animal,like uh apparently I was unaware
of this for sure.
But Poland gave uh the rank ofWolfek was uh declared a
private, and then uh helped tomove ammunition into Italy.
SPEAKER_00 (18:50):
So I'll be down.
No, that's amazing.
I I love that fact.
And I I thought you were settingme up for like a Polish joke,
because I'm pretty sure thoseare universally told, but it is
not.
Alright.
Well, then you can change itwith anything Scottish.
SPEAKER_01 (19:04):
If someone like changed it to Scottish, like
there's a you know, why can'tthe Polish raise chickens?
SPEAKER_00 (19:11):
Why not, Owen?
SPEAKER_01 (19:13):
Tell me.
They bury the eggs too deep.
Oh, bummer.
That's and see if someone's likechanged that to Scottish, I
wouldn't get all upset.
I wouldn't uh get my kilt in abunch.
SPEAKER_00 (19:26):
Yeah.
Alright, bro, good deal.
Hey, you know, thinking ofspeaking of war, did you know
that uh women in alliedcountries wore red lipstick
because they hated Adolf Hitler?
I don't know why, but Hitlerspecifically had a thing against
red lipstick, I guess.
It was kind of a turnoff of hisor something, but so uh that
(19:46):
made it so you know women aroundthese nations would wear it as
like a fuck you to Hitler.
Um Madeleine Marsh, author ofCompacts and Cosmetics, beauty
for be yeah, beauty for the vicfrom the Victorian times, son of
a bitch.
Anyway, uh in response, womenand Alex Yeah, we can't even
hear this.
Let's let's just move on.
(20:07):
The point is that women, that'spretty cool.
You know, so they unified goladies, way to hate Hitler.
I'm all for it.
Fuck a Nazi.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (20:15):
Fuck yeah.
Alright.
Them yeah.
I guess not even worth thehatred.
They're so fucking stupid.
Oops, Adam would be mad if wesaid that, not about the Nazis,
but just said I swore and saidYeah.
SPEAKER_00 (20:31):
No, myself.
SPEAKER_01 (20:32):
They're just bad.
Bad.
SPEAKER_00 (20:35):
Bad folks.
Um, that's definitely a thing.
Speaking of stuff like that, didyou uh if you don't recall,
Scotland's national animal, myfriend, what is it?
Unicorn.
Yeah, why in the fuck?
The mythical animal has been acelebrated symbol for centuries,
appearing on the Scottish royalcoat of arms in the 12th century
and on gold coins in the 1600s.
(20:56):
I didn't know that shit.
According to the Scotsman, whichis very valid, one theory on why
Scottish chose a unicorn is thatit's been regarded as like the
natural enemy of the lion.
What?
Is it I didn't know is thiscommon knowledge that I was
unaware of?
SPEAKER_01 (21:12):
I know.
SPEAKER_00 (21:14):
Well, I maybe so, but not common sense Oh what the
even myself these Scots.
Uh the reason being is uhEngland's symbol is the lion.
And so they picked the unicornbecause as we all know, unicorns
are the natural lion.
SPEAKER_01 (21:35):
We all know.
No that.
Oh if not, it it it's clear oncehearing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whatever.
Anyway.
Like in Sweden, Cool RanchDoritos are called Cool
American.
SPEAKER_00 (21:53):
Stupid.
SPEAKER_01 (21:53):
No, they're not.
Is that real?
SPEAKER_00 (21:55):
What the fuck is going on?
SPEAKER_01 (21:58):
I don't know.
And again, I've ordered.
I was just eating.
Actually, I will take a bite ofa Taiwanese Cheetah right now,
so who knows what the fuck?
It says like it just saysCheetos and it it shows a
picture of like steak on it.
It could just say you stupidfucking honky in like the
(22:18):
characters.
It might.
I would think it was funny.
I don't think it does.
Um these are tasty.
Oh, called them.
Yeah, I sent you up.
SPEAKER_00 (22:27):
Yeah, you did say me big.
They're pretty good.
They are tasty.
Hey, just before we uh get offthe the unicorn thing real quick
here.
The April 9th.
Yeah, no, it's okay.
Scots values national animal somuch that they actually uh made
a holiday for it.
Uh April 9th is designated asNational Unicorn Day.
So you ready for that episode inthe future, people, if we
(22:48):
remember?
If not, you know, remind usmaybe.
That'd be cool.
SPEAKER_01 (22:54):
Well shit.
I can see the picture of theunicorn too.
Impressive.
SPEAKER_00 (23:00):
It is impressive.
SPEAKER_01 (23:01):
It doesn't look happy.
SPEAKER_00 (23:02):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (23:03):
Like, why the fuck am I up here perched on this
shit?
Anyhow.
The flag's cool.
SPEAKER_00 (23:09):
Yeah.
Like the flag.
Yeah, the flag's cool.
It is good.
We did an episode on flags,people.
Uh flag day.
Check it out.
Definitely a thing.
Definitely a thing.
So I I have a fun fact aboutWarren G, Owen.
So Warren G.
You tell.
Yeah, okay.
I'm I'm coming with this.
I'm gonna bring the heat.
Regulators! Mount up.
(23:31):
So Warren G.
Harding's wife was rumored tohave killed him.
Uh, the president Warren G.
Harding.
Sorry.
Uh, the 29th president of theUS, he was elected in 1920 and
died in 1923, only uh two yearsinto his term, which I do
remember this.
Florence Harding may havepoisoned him out of revenge for
his extramarital affairs.
(23:51):
Shocking that the US presidentwould have those.
Especially since she refused anautopsy.
Well, that does kind of kind oflay some credence to that.
I mean, I don't know, or isthere any religious groups that
are anti-autopsy?
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (24:07):
You're asking me what that's what I do.
I go around to meetings aboutthe anti-autopsy religious
group.
SPEAKER_00 (24:15):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (24:16):
It's a fun time.
SPEAKER_00 (24:16):
It is a fun time.
SPEAKER_01 (24:17):
I mean, that's the Tuesdays, but uh Wellid reading
material.
Sorry, I I'm not there.
SPEAKER_00 (24:23):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (24:24):
Fun fact, uh, Warren G.
Harding introduced the uh wordnormalcy to the English language
as it was normality, but then hesaid it in a speech, as I
understand.
Can I confirm that?
Is that off the channel?
In college, but yeah, that itwas it was normality as before,
(24:47):
and he said normalcy in aspeech, and then it was changed.
Damn it.
Much like I mean, I understandif Chuck Norris get the word
changed, but Chuck Norris wouldnever misspeak anyway.
SPEAKER_00 (24:59):
So no, I digress.
SPEAKER_01 (25:02):
But yeah, Warren G.
Harding, huh?
SPEAKER_00 (25:05):
I'll be damned.
Regulators mount up.
There we are.
There we are, people.
Uh speaking of which, uh, if youwant to check us out, go to
pitlocksupply.com.
We have uh shirts and links to alot of stuff there.
It's it's our website, it's kindof a coalition.
Uh, if you're in Billings,Montana, stop by Boogie's Bodega
on First Avenue North.
I don't quite always I neverremember the exact address.
(25:28):
That should be like something Imemorize.
I apologize again to all youpeople out there.
Uh I'm glad we gotta do this,man.
This was definitely a a quickepisode.
Sorry it took us so long.
I'm probably gonna drop thissucker as like a warm-up style
episode and just letting youguys know that we just had some
(25:48):
technical difficulties, shit wasdown uh for a little bit.
I found a workaround, so we'rein good shape.
No whining over here, people.
We do want to keep up thepositivity and keep the the
episodes flowing.
We dropped like fucking fourepisodes in a week and then shit
fucked up.
It's like I they're like, you'regoing too hard, guys.
You're going too hard, they'renot ready for us.
(26:08):
So but we do have plans uh herein the future if I can keep
everything together and in mylife and with the equipment to
uh to do some cool stuff.
So everybody stay on thelookout, and I hate to say shit
like that because I feel likeevery time I get to this point
where I'm telling people, hey,watch out for this, we're gonna
be dropping some some hot fire,right?
(26:30):
Uh then something happens andthen we don't you don't hear
from us for another fuckingmonth.
But uh we do have a coupleepisodes recorded otherwise,
right?
And so, you know, we'll see whathappens, guys.
But I hope you learned.
SPEAKER_01 (26:42):
Just don't get Paris syndrome.
Apparently, this is a realthing.
Like we're so excited that uhthen when it fails to you know,
once we don't release episodes,you guys are so excited.
Oh my god, yeah.
I kid, I kid.
But yeah, you get so upsetthat's your right.
SPEAKER_00 (27:05):
Well, it's like it doesn't live up to the height.
SPEAKER_01 (27:08):
For Paris, do you know this one, my friend?
Did you read this one?
No, I didn't.
No.
Like they're so excited aboutParis that it fails to live up
to expectations, though.
SPEAKER_00 (27:19):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (27:19):
Increased heart rate, dizziness, vomiting.
Oh my god.
Is that like a I don't thinkhopefully people hopefully we'll
be back.
SPEAKER_00 (27:27):
We'll be back at night.
Right.
You just inspired me, my friend.
The mayor of a one Minnesotatown is a vomiting?
Yeah, no, hold on.
Hold on.
The mayor of a one Minnesotatown is a dog.
I just seen this.
So there's a town in Minnesotawith a dog for a mayor.
This is as of uh August 2024.
(27:49):
It's a great Pyrenees named uhKhaleesi.
Okay, like the Game of Throneswoman.
Uh I didn't really watch that,guys.
I apologize.
So, anyway, that's kind of cool.
Well, good job, Minnesota town.
I don't see where the name ofthis town is.
Uh, they may not want people toknow.
Oh, Cormorant.
(28:09):
Cormorant?
C-O-R-M-O-R-A-N-T.
What'd you call my mom?
Right.
Anyway, on that note.
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