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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh boy, boy, hey, what's up?
Man?
Um, you dweeb, whatever butt,say oh shit, that's an old-ass
insult, old man, that doesn'tapply these days so much Not
like it used to, I guess.
Right, I don't know what aboutgoober Goober?
(00:20):
That's a good one.
Hmm, so what were we?
Is this bygone insults of yorethat I'm hearing.
From days of yore, I believe.
Oh, from days of yore.
I'm sorry, Bygone insults fromdays of yore.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, don't be a doofus okay.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh, whatever, bozo Ha .
So Obviously we're just sayinga bunch of shit right now, but
you know there's quite a fewoutdated insults that we forgot
about growing older, and youknow who knows.
It's just like where did thisshit come from?
I suppose Some of these I cantell you where they came from in
my era and I'm going to startwith one because I feel like if
(00:59):
you're in the range of like 35to 50, you'll probably know what
a fart knocker is and where itcame from.
Good old Beavis and Butthead'sorigin story of that I'm pretty
sure of that.
That's just something they camewith.
So, mike Judge, he inventedfart knocker.
I'm guessing Right.
I don't know what a guy.
(01:21):
Yeah, he's got a long list.
He actually he's the one whodid the movie Idiocracy, right.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh, I don't know.
I know he did.
The Office Space and SiliconValley was basically loosely
based on his experience in thetech world in the 80s.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So yeah, go, mike Judge.
Yeah, no, he definitely did theIdiocracy.
It's kind of weird.
You know they always talk likethe Simpsons predict things.
Well, mike Judge kind of calledit, he called it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Definitely not a poser.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, he's not.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, muttonhead was one thatcame up.
He's no muttonhead, that's forsure.
I don't know who the fuck saidthat, that's for sure.
I don't know who the fuck saidthat.
That's supposedly from the 80sguys.
Anyway, there's a lot of thesethat are kind of fucking weird.
There's one that a spaz.
Anybody use a spaz.
I mean, we all know a spaz.
(02:13):
I think they kind of still usethat to some people these days,
do you think?
I don't know, that's a hell ofa hell of one.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We could go way back.
Go ahead, drop me.
18th century insult.
A golumpus is a large, clumsyfellow.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, that's interesting.
There's nothing wrong with that.
The one that I seen that was a90s one that I thought was
pretty funny, made me laugh alittle bit was a douche canoe.
Yeah, so just a longer versionof a douche canoe.
What about douche nozzle?
Oh, douche nozzle.
Yeah, that's terrible.
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I think I referred to Lindbergh as a flying or an
airborne douche nozzle, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
On one of our early episodes.
Yeah, it was.
He was a piece of shit Was henot.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He was very much In Ireland.
They might even call him aNarky hole.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
A narky hole.
That's disturbing, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It means moany.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh, okay, so narky moany.
Whatever Don't be a mook, okay,apparently a goon or an idiot.
Owen, I'm just talking here,don't turn into some raggedy
bitch.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Sorry, don't turn into some raggedy bitch.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Isn't that like East Coast?
Sorry, it says, don't turn intosome raggedy bitch.
Apparently, raggedy bitch,which was number 62 on this list
, is part of that, sononetheless.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, he doesn't want to be a fuss-up either.
A lazy fat woman.
A frownzy old woman A frownzy Idon't know what frownzy means.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't either.
I'm not up on that.
That 1800s lingo Chump is onethat people don't use as often.
I don't think I haven't heardanybody call it chump for quite
a while.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's true, that's true.
Actually, right before westarted to record this, I was
speaking to a dear friend,Brooke, friend of the show,
Brooke, and Dave McKinley andHazel Love you all.
But Brooke brought up a goodone you know she's my age and
she said what about penisbreasts?
(04:17):
I was like that is an excellentbook.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The 1980s playground insult yeah, Pretty tough to
come back from it is Applies toall as well.
You know that can hurteverybody there.
Ew, that penis breath.
There's some of these that I,you know, I think people still
sort of use.
Maybe it's just because we'reolder so we do hear that sort of
(04:41):
stuff still.
But two on here that are veryrelative to each other I feel is
Fuck Nut and Fuck Stick, areboth ones that are kind of older
.
That went away a little bitShitweasel.
That's interesting.
I've never called anybody ashitweasel.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Somebody needs to get on this.
I've not had any occasion tocall someone such.
How about here's one?
I didn't know was 18th centuryA scrub, a low-mean fellow
employed of all sorts of dirtywork Scrub.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is that where that comes from?
Yeah Dang, apparently so TLCwas 18th century English Taking
it way back.
Yeah no shit.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Which, yeah, sporty thieves kind of just destroyed
that whole fucking, yeah, wholepoint well it was.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You know there's back and forth, you know it's a.
You know women are from venus,men are from mars thing.
I suppose skeezer, speaking ofstuff like that, uh, that was an
older one that came up uh, skisin general, so I I feel like a
skis could be like the guyversion and then skizer is the
female version.
(05:49):
Those both came up behind ShitWeasel, just so you know.
Shit Weasel taking it on thislist, that was a pretty good one
.
I tell stories homework outthere people, I want you to call
somebody in your life a shitweasel, see what they say.
And then, you know, drop us aline, tell me how that went.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And I'm keeping up with the skeezer, the beloved
soprano skeefooza.
Essentially, I feel like NewJersey version of skeezer.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh hey.
Well, there we are, turdburglars out there.
Are you listening?
That's one on this list as well, a turd burglar, an odd but
occasionally used insult.
That was the only explanationfor it, but nonetheless,
nonetheless, nonetheless.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And I'm the Irish one .
It's a shite hawk.
A shite hawk and most of theseinsults that are higher,
supposed to be just means a foolor someone who just yeah A shit
bird you a shit bird, a shitehawk, I'll be damned.
And a shabberoon is anill-dressed shabby fellow, Also
a mean-spirited person.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Dang Dang Biatch.
I think people use that one too.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
How far are we going back?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't know, way back, way back.
That was in the way backmachine.
I'm just pretty much.
I guess I was kind of a flake.
There's one on the list myfriends out there that on this
episode, because I just did like80s and 90s mainly.
But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's what I was starting on.
And then I was just like Ithought of, yeah, 18th century
insults, of a book I had yearsago.
And then Travis, friend of theshow, he got me Dialogue of the
Vulgar Tongue and I think thatwas something that Colt brought
up.
Yeah, I did, it was acensorship episode maybe.
And I said I actually have acopy of that and he was just
(07:44):
like, of course you do, yeah,yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
So that kind of inspired me to take it back even
further and it is interestingto see how some of these males
that scrub I was totally unawareof that being there, yeah, Well
, in the 18th century it mighteven be like the origin to our
English word of like scrubbingthings and such, you know,
(08:05):
because back then the languagewas developing quite a bit still
.
So it's a thing, hey.
But I did take it way back tosome 19th century stuff which is
the 1800s people out there.
A cad is one they used to callpeople all the time, which I've
heard in old-ass movies before.
It's a mean fellow or a mantrying to worm something out of
(08:26):
another, either money orinformation.
So don't be a cad people.
That one comes from this websitecalled the Art of Manliness,
which, okay, and nonethelessDuke of Limbs, a tall, awkward
fellow.
It says that's another one.
Yes, the Duke of Limbs.
(08:46):
That's pretty good actually.
I just look this shit up,people.
I had to fucking hurry tohustle up and catch up with Owen
because he did more researchthan me guys, and that's cool.
That's what makes the showgreat, my friend.
I'm glad you did that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
How about Death's Head Upon a Mopstick?
Oh yep, poor miserableemaciated fellow.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, that's crazy.
These are actually pretty good,pretty good.
This one might be aimed at yourpeople over there, and this is
still on these older ones.
Man, we really strayed awayfrom what we were doing
originally.
A ginger snap, a hot-headedperson I don't think they're
talking about the Scots, arethey?
I'm unsure.
(09:27):
But nincompoop, that's a goodone.
I think that's still said tolittle kids, maybe I don't know.
I've heard that at some pointin my life before.
Maybe it was directed at me, Ican't remember now.
Oh no, give me another one,let's go Blunderbuss.
I know that's like a gun ofsorts.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It is.
Yes, you put like just shrapnelon them, it's like broken glass
, whatever you can find in there, and then just the cover would
shoot it out.
But apparently this is also aninsult, calling someone a stupid
, blundering fellow.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, one that's on this 80s,one kind of raining it in for me
real quick.
I mean that was fun though, buta scrote To call somebody a
scrote, short for scrotum, usedas an insult, that's all it says
(10:29):
, guys, it's not a compliment.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No to call somebody a scrote Jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
don't be a scrote man .
I don't even know.
Some of these are interesting.
I just thought it was.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Doxy a whore or a loose wench.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, that'd be from the Vulgar Insults book as well.
I think I've seen that BecauseI've read part of that book on a
website on a PDF type thing Atsome point, maybe doing research
, I don't know.
So, some of these man, I loveShitweasel.
That's my favorite one, one Ifound so far Like that's just
random that I never heard before.
(11:06):
Really Taint Stain was on thislist, people in the 90s
apparently, and also Whack.
I feel like if you use the wordWhack too much, you're kind of
a Taint Stain.
Owen, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, once in a while it'sappropriate, I guess, whatever,
especially if it's in a jokingway.
But these days people don't bewhack and use the word whack or
(11:28):
you're a taint stain.
Okay, I guess land you.
I said whack a bunch, man, thatmakes me kind of a taint stain.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Moving on, Well, one of the crown jewels, I feel
especially playground.
You know, if you attack withthis one, there's very little
comeback to calling someone apenis wrinkle, oh no no, that is
a playground insult of sorts.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Dang that's, I think penis wrinkle does.
Dang that's, I think PenisWrinkle does.
It's one, shitweasel two andthen I don't know Shit.
I like Shitweasel quite a bit,man.
It sounds like a punk band,does it not Opening up for no
effects or something?
(12:17):
I don't know?
Yeah, shitweasel, I might havefucking done sound for a band
named shit weasel and forgotabout it.
I don't know, who knows.
I used to fuck with some punkbands, so here and there it's
very interesting.
You get there to do sound forsomebody else you know, and
you're trying to set to likewhat they're doing as they're
warming up before the show andfigure out where their vocals
will be at.
Stuff like that make them soundgood.
(12:38):
Whenever I've done sound for apunk band, they'll come over and
be like just turn all that shitall the way up.
They just want everything thisone goes to 11.
Yeah, they just want it so loudand obnoxious.
But that's their shit, man.
They're always good shows,whatever, it was cool.
Hmm, lamo, that was a good one.
(13:01):
Back in the day that I heardold people say to people I don't
know, that might have been more80s, I can't.
Yep, that was more 80s becauseit's in the 80s.
Dorcas, dorcas.
Yeah, dorcas is kind of a goodone.
That's whatever I wish.
I don't know.
So which one of these would youwant to bring back?
(13:21):
That's the question.
I want to ask a question now.
I know which one I'm going topick, because I've said it a
bunch already which one wouldyou want to bring back, if there
was one from these bygone eras?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I think Spaz, Spaz, Although maybe Spaz has never
really gone away, Because anyonewho was around in the 80s or
early 90s I would think you knowSpaz, it's so descriptive.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Right, it is.
Yeah, my dog Benson'sdefinitely a Spaz, that's for
sure, so I do get it.
I think, shitweasel man, thatone's just too good to be like.
I don't even know why that getsme like that, but it does.
So spaz has never really left.
Scrote was pretty good.
Might have to fit that one insomewhere.
I don't know how, but we'llfigure it out.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh, ass clown, that was another one on here, yeah so
I remember hearing thatactually was Office Space when
they're telling Michael Boltonto change his name and he's just
like, no, I'm not going tochange my name to some no-talent
ass clown.
That was my introduction tothat again.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh, that's good A wonderful film, all right, yeah,
you know, it's amazing almost,and I'm not saying we're smart
or anything, or talented even,but I can't believe we just kind
of made that an episode.
That was interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
That was just a lot of insults, I don't think the
Nobel Peace Prize committee willbe contacting us about it, but
we do what we can.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, we might win a Pulitzer Nobel Peace Prize
committee will be contacting usMaybe, so we do what we can.
We might win a Pulitzer, Idon't know.
Who knows?
Technically, I don't know.
Write it down, let's see.
I would be interested to seewhat people would think their
favorites are.
I know you can drop us a line.
If you listen to us on Spotify,we do see them, that's a thing.
(15:23):
But all you do is just uh,under the episode it'll give you
an option to send us a messageand post it and then you can be
on the on the show.
Technically, you know, start,start some talking people if you
want to.
I don't really care about shit,but I I'm going with.
Uh, well, I already forgot itwas it?
Shit, weasel, that was prettygood.
Yes, cool buzz, bro, cool buzz.
(15:45):
I did get kind of high beforethis.
So, yeah, no, no, never, never,never, never.
Yeah, there's lots of fun stuffout there.
People, I suppose it's justyeah, I don't know Yutz, but
that's borrowed from Yiddish.
It says, and I don't understandhow that's.
Let's not end out that bad.
(16:07):
Hey, everybody out there.
I hope you have a great day orevening.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Much love everybody, Thank you.
Oh boy, boy, hey, what's up?
Man?
Um, you dweeb, whatever butt,say oh shit, that's an old-ass
insult, old man, that doesn'tapply these days so much Not
like it used to, I guess.
Right, I don't know what aboutgoober Goober?
(00:20):
That's a good one.
Hmm, so what were we?
Is this bygone insults of yorethat I'm hearing.
From days of yore, I believe.
Oh, from days of yore.
I'm sorry, Bygone insults fromdays of yore.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, don't be a doofus okay.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh, whatever, bozo Ha .
So Obviously we're just sayinga bunch of shit right now, but
you know there's quite a fewoutdated insults that we forgot
about growing older, and youknow who knows.
It's just like where did thisshit come from?
I suppose Some of these I cantell you where they came from in
my era and I'm going to startwith one because I feel like if
(00:59):
you're in the range of like 35to 50, you'll probably know what
a fart knocker is and where itcame from.
Good old Beavis and Butthead'sorigin story of that I'm pretty
sure of that.
That's just something they camewith.
So, mike Judge, he inventedfart knocker.
I'm guessing Right.
I don't know what a guy.
(01:21):
Yeah, he's got a long list.
He actually he's the one whodid the movie Idiocracy, right.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh, I don't know.
I know he did.
The Office Space and SiliconValley was basically loosely
based on his experience in thetech world in the 80s.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So yeah, go, mike Judge.
Yeah, no, he definitely did theIdiocracy.
It's kind of weird.
You know they always talk likethe Simpsons predict things.
Well, mike Judge kind of calledit, he called it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Definitely not a poser.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, he's not.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, muttonhead was one thatcame up.
He's no muttonhead, that's forsure.
I don't know who the fuck saidthat, that's for sure.
I don't know who the fuck saidthat.
That's supposedly from the 80sguys.
Anyway, there's a lot of thesethat are kind of fucking weird.
There's one that a spaz.
Anybody use a spaz.
I mean, we all know a spaz.
(02:13):
I think they kind of still usethat to some people these days,
do you think?
I don't know, that's a hell ofa hell of one.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We could go way back.
Go ahead, drop me.
18th century insult.
A golumpus is a large, clumsyfellow.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, that's interesting.
There's nothing wrong with that.
The one that I seen that was a90s one that I thought was
pretty funny, made me laugh alittle bit was a douche canoe.
Yeah, so just a longer versionof a douche canoe.
What about douche nozzle?
Oh, douche nozzle.
Yeah, that's terrible.
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I think I referred to Lindbergh as a flying or an
airborne douche nozzle, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
On one of our early episodes.
Yeah, it was.
He was a piece of shit Was henot.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He was very much In Ireland.
They might even call him aNarky hole.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
A narky hole.
That's disturbing, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It means moany.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh, okay, so narky moany.
Whatever Don't be a mook, okay,apparently a goon or an idiot.
Owen, I'm just talking here,don't turn into some raggedy
bitch.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Sorry, don't turn into some raggedy bitch.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Isn't that like East Coast?
Sorry, it says, don't turn intosome raggedy bitch.
Apparently, raggedy bitch,which was number 62 on this list
, is part of that, sononetheless.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, he doesn't want to be a fuss-up either.
A lazy fat woman.
A frownzy old woman A frownzy Idon't know what frownzy means.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't either.
I'm not up on that.
That 1800s lingo Chump is onethat people don't use as often.
I don't think I haven't heardanybody call it chump for quite
a while.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's true, that's true.
Actually, right before westarted to record this, I was
speaking to a dear friend,Brooke, friend of the show,
Brooke, and Dave McKinley andHazel Love you all.
But Brooke brought up a goodone you know she's my age and
she said what about penisbreasts?
(04:17):
I was like that is an excellentbook.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The 1980s playground insult yeah, Pretty tough to
come back from it is Applies toall as well.
You know that can hurteverybody there.
Ew, that penis breath.
There's some of these that I,you know, I think people still
sort of use.
Maybe it's just because we'reolder so we do hear that sort of
(04:41):
stuff still.
But two on here that are veryrelative to each other I feel is
Fuck Nut and Fuck Stick, areboth ones that are kind of older
.
That went away a little bitShitweasel.
That's interesting.
I've never called anybody ashitweasel.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Somebody needs to get on this.
I've not had any occasion tocall someone such.
How about here's one?
I didn't know was 18th centuryA scrub, a low-mean fellow
employed of all sorts of dirtywork Scrub.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is that where that comes from?
Yeah Dang, apparently so TLCwas 18th century English Taking
it way back.
Yeah no shit.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Which, yeah, sporty thieves kind of just destroyed
that whole fucking, yeah, wholepoint well it was.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You know there's back and forth, you know it's a.
You know women are from venus,men are from mars thing.
I suppose skeezer, speaking ofstuff like that, uh, that was an
older one that came up uh, skisin general, so I I feel like a
skis could be like the guyversion and then skizer is the
female version.
(05:49):
Those both came up behind ShitWeasel, just so you know.
Shit Weasel taking it on thislist, that was a pretty good one
.
I tell stories homework outthere people, I want you to call
somebody in your life a shitweasel, see what they say.
And then, you know, drop us aline, tell me how that went.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And I'm keeping up with the skeezer, the beloved
soprano skeefooza.
Essentially, I feel like NewJersey version of skeezer.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh hey.
Well, there we are, turdburglars out there.
Are you listening?
That's one on this list as well, a turd burglar, an odd but
occasionally used insult.
That was the only explanationfor it, but nonetheless,
nonetheless, nonetheless.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And I'm the Irish one .
It's a shite hawk.
A shite hawk and most of theseinsults that are higher,
supposed to be just means a foolor someone who just yeah A shit
bird you a shit bird, a shitehawk, I'll be damned.
And a shabberoon is anill-dressed shabby fellow, Also
a mean-spirited person.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Dang Dang Biatch.
I think people use that one too.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
How far are we going back?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't know, way back, way back.
That was in the way backmachine.
I'm just pretty much.
I guess I was kind of a flake.
There's one on the list myfriends out there that on this
episode, because I just did like80s and 90s mainly.
But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's what I was starting on.
And then I was just like Ithought of, yeah, 18th century
insults, of a book I had yearsago.
And then Travis, friend of theshow, he got me Dialogue of the
Vulgar Tongue and I think thatwas something that Colt brought
up.
Yeah, I did, it was acensorship episode maybe.
And I said I actually have acopy of that and he was just
(07:44):
like, of course you do, yeah,yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
So that kind of inspired me to take it back even
further and it is interestingto see how some of these males
that scrub I was totally unawareof that being there, yeah, Well
, in the 18th century it mighteven be like the origin to our
English word of like scrubbingthings and such, you know,
(08:05):
because back then the languagewas developing quite a bit still
.
So it's a thing, hey.
But I did take it way back tosome 19th century stuff which is
the 1800s people out there.
A cad is one they used to callpeople all the time, which I've
heard in old-ass movies before.
It's a mean fellow or a mantrying to worm something out of
(08:26):
another, either money orinformation.
So don't be a cad people.
That one comes from this websitecalled the Art of Manliness,
which, okay, and nonethelessDuke of Limbs, a tall, awkward
fellow.
It says that's another one.
Yes, the Duke of Limbs.
(08:46):
That's pretty good actually.
I just look this shit up,people.
I had to fucking hurry tohustle up and catch up with Owen
because he did more researchthan me guys, and that's cool.
That's what makes the showgreat, my friend.
I'm glad you did that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
How about Death's Head Upon a Mopstick?
Oh yep, poor miserableemaciated fellow.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, that's crazy.
These are actually pretty good,pretty good.
This one might be aimed at yourpeople over there, and this is
still on these older ones.
Man, we really strayed awayfrom what we were doing
originally.
A ginger snap, a hot-headedperson I don't think they're
talking about the Scots, arethey?
I'm unsure.
(09:27):
But nincompoop, that's a goodone.
I think that's still said tolittle kids, maybe I don't know.
I've heard that at some pointin my life before.
Maybe it was directed at me, Ican't remember now.
Oh no, give me another one,let's go Blunderbuss.
I know that's like a gun ofsorts.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It is.
Yes, you put like just shrapnelon them, it's like broken glass
, whatever you can find in there, and then just the cover would
shoot it out.
But apparently this is also aninsult, calling someone a stupid
, blundering fellow.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, one that's on this 80s,one kind of raining it in for me
real quick.
I mean that was fun though, buta scrote To call somebody a
scrote, short for scrotum, usedas an insult, that's all it says
(10:29):
, guys, it's not a compliment.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No to call somebody a scrote Jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
don't be a scrote man .
I don't even know.
Some of these are interesting.
I just thought it was.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Doxy a whore or a loose wench.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, that'd be from the Vulgar Insults book as well.
I think I've seen that BecauseI've read part of that book on a
website on a PDF type thing Atsome point, maybe doing research
, I don't know.
So, some of these man, I loveShitweasel.
That's my favorite one, one Ifound so far Like that's just
random that I never heard before.
(11:06):
Really Taint Stain was on thislist, people in the 90s
apparently, and also Whack.
I feel like if you use the wordWhack too much, you're kind of
a Taint Stain.
Owen, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, once in a while it'sappropriate, I guess, whatever,
especially if it's in a jokingway.
But these days people don't bewhack and use the word whack or
(11:28):
you're a taint stain.
Okay, I guess land you.
I said whack a bunch, man, thatmakes me kind of a taint stain.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Moving on, Well, one of the crown jewels, I feel
especially playground.
You know, if you attack withthis one, there's very little
comeback to calling someone apenis wrinkle, oh no no, that is
a playground insult of sorts.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Dang that's, I think penis wrinkle does.
Dang that's, I think PenisWrinkle does.
It's one, shitweasel two andthen I don't know Shit.
I like Shitweasel quite a bit,man.
It sounds like a punk band,does it not Opening up for no
effects or something?
(12:17):
I don't know?
Yeah, shitweasel, I might havefucking done sound for a band
named shit weasel and forgotabout it.
I don't know, who knows.
I used to fuck with some punkbands, so here and there it's
very interesting.
You get there to do sound forsomebody else you know, and
you're trying to set to likewhat they're doing as they're
warming up before the show andfigure out where their vocals
will be at.
Stuff like that make them soundgood.
(12:38):
Whenever I've done sound for apunk band, they'll come over and
be like just turn all that shitall the way up.
They just want everything thisone goes to 11.
Yeah, they just want it so loudand obnoxious.
But that's their shit, man.
They're always good shows,whatever, it was cool.
Hmm, lamo, that was a good one.
(13:01):
Back in the day that I heardold people say to people I don't
know, that might have been more80s, I can't.
Yep, that was more 80s becauseit's in the 80s.
Dorcas, dorcas.
Yeah, dorcas is kind of a goodone.
That's whatever I wish.
I don't know.
So which one of these would youwant to bring back?
(13:21):
That's the question.
I want to ask a question now.
I know which one I'm going topick, because I've said it a
bunch already which one wouldyou want to bring back, if there
was one from these bygone eras?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I think Spaz, Spaz, Although maybe Spaz has never
really gone away, Because anyonewho was around in the 80s or
early 90s I would think you knowSpaz, it's so descriptive.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Right, it is.
Yeah, my dog Benson'sdefinitely a Spaz, that's for
sure, so I do get it.
I think, shitweasel man, thatone's just too good to be like.
I don't even know why that getsme like that, but it does.
So spaz has never really left.
Scrote was pretty good.
Might have to fit that one insomewhere.
I don't know how, but we'llfigure it out.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh, ass clown, that was another one on here, yeah so
I remember hearing thatactually was Office Space when
they're telling Michael Boltonto change his name and he's just
like, no, I'm not going tochange my name to some no-talent
ass clown.
That was my introduction tothat again.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh, that's good A wonderful film, all right, yeah,
you know, it's amazing almost,and I'm not saying we're smart
or anything, or talented even,but I can't believe we just kind
of made that an episode.
That was interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
That was just a lot of insults, I don't think the
Nobel Peace Prize committee willbe contacting us about it, but
we do what we can.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, we might win a Pulitzer Nobel Peace Prize
committee will be contacting usMaybe, so we do what we can.
We might win a Pulitzer, Idon't know.
Who knows?
Technically, I don't know.
Write it down, let's see.
I would be interested to seewhat people would think their
favorites are.
I know you can drop us a line.
If you listen to us on Spotify,we do see them, that's a thing.
(15:23):
But all you do is just uh,under the episode it'll give you
an option to send us a messageand post it and then you can be
on the on the show.
Technically, you know, start,start some talking people if you
want to.
I don't really care about shit,but I I'm going with.
Uh, well, I already forgot itwas it?
Shit, weasel, that was prettygood.
Yes, cool buzz, bro, cool buzz.
(15:45):
I did get kind of high beforethis.
So, yeah, no, no, never, never,never, never.
Yeah, there's lots of fun stuffout there.
People, I suppose it's justyeah, I don't know Yutz, but
that's borrowed from Yiddish.
It says, and I don't understandhow that's.
Let's not end out that bad.
(16:07):
Hey, everybody out there.
I hope you have a great day orevening.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Much love everybody, Thank you.
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